What If Anakin LITERALLY took a SEAT?

[@ivruge]

Absolute cinema ✋👴🤚

[@BrownAlsn-82772]

263 likes a pin and no comments

[@corrinflakes9659]

Thank you, Scorsese.

[@usering1]

✋👨🤚 Absolute Cinema

[@thenewreich9221]

Please make more I beg u

[@BobBob-up8fz]

The dude made a 45-minute what if for a meme sized joke. Respect.

[@Abcdefg25152]

And it’s actually good 😭

[@damobeck1]

I imagine he gave the idea half a thought but got hooked and just kept going.

[@leiratno820]

I can imagine Anakin just grabbing the seat in some silly defiance of the council, loosing his shit right after he leaves and giggling like crazy for next hour.

[@Xylospring]

I kinda wanna see him snap and straight up smash it into Windus' face. Kinda like wrestling shows.

[@Xylospring]

Then He ignoghts it and it becomes the legendary Chonky Lightsaber. He then throws it at Palpatine,

[@rodgerscott8808]

Instead of the living force, discovery of the chaos aspect of the force young Skywalker has. 🤣

[@stig3726]

I almost died from this comments

[@residentwievle4]

@@Xylospring”It’s Anakin Skywalker! With a steel chair!”

[@wonderquestor]

“Only a dad deals in these kind of jokes” And that’s how the Jedi found out that Anakin was married

[@bradgrand79]

I’m definitely that dad because I am dying in my car listening to this

[@InvaderMedia420]

and having a kid

[@matthew2531]

OMG you beat me to exact same joke

[@hostergaard]

7:51 I am chuckling at the idea of palps carefully laid plans being ruined by Anakin getting high on death sticks and day dreaming about Yoda screaming.

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

lolllolollll

[@SeventyTinyWyverns]

All I imagine is the Lego Yoda death sound.

[@ion_force]

@@SeventyTinyWyverns the lego yoda death sound is the same sound he makes when he attacks dooku in episode 2.

[@okanimator]

16:07 e

[@hostergaard]

"Rrrrrrhhhaaa hu hu hehe he~" Anakin stares blankly "AaahhAAahaaAahhhAaaaaa~~~"

[@dominicsmith5588]

This was amazing, my only slight disappointment was when Palpatine said at the Opera, "Take a seat Anakin" I thought for a moment you would have Anakin do it again, tear out one of the opera seats and walk out so we get Palpatine's stunned and shocked reaction too. 🤣

[@GayAnnabeth]

follow up video!!!!

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

AAAATYYYOOOOOOO

[@quintencornelissen2274]

God that would have been beautiful

[@AllToastersToastToast]

I didn’t even think of that. Though Anakin taking Obi-Wan’s chair and placing it in his old chair’s spot makes up for it for me.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

Those seats are fine additions to Skywalker's collection.

[@john1701q]

"Good relations with your mother, I have as well." I had to pause and compose myself after hearing that. I was in tears laughing. Well done

[@starwarsquill]

@@john1701q haha glad you liked it

[@h.mathers62]

​@@starwarsquillThis is by far the funniest star wars theory yet. I haven't laughed this hard for a long time

[@CreestofOfficial]

@@h.mathers62 agreed, I didn't have time to watch this when I saw it but I found it today again and it's Star Wars comedy gold

[@eliasrumie1473]

I couldn’t even write this comment

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

Dang im gonna wheeeze

[@nathanstevenson7505]

What if Anakin walked into Palpatines office only to find the "High Council" having a death stick session with Palps?

[@zfilms4858]

Anakin: *runs for the nearest clone holocomunicator* Execute orders 66 and 65.

[@hunternowicki8123]

@@zfilms4858 LOL. He would then go tell Padme what was going on & why he needed to arrest everyone.

[@Man_Aslume]

What if Anakin killed just the men and not the women and the children too

[@Halberds6]

So that's why it's called the "high" council.

[@Kittsuera]

where did One think the name HIGH Council Came From, Hmm? Yes, High Council, it is.

[@UnravelingofLathine]

38:35 Palpatine really minding his own business doing chancellor work when Yoda high as a kite on drugs comes screaming out of nowhere to kill him. 😂😂😂

[@ion_force]

spoilers please

[@damobeck1]

@@ion_force Vader is Luke's father and Dumbledore dies.

[@MegadeathAdams]

Finally, the kind of What-If that asks the REAL questions.

[@FreakTesticals]

The true questions Star Wars fans want the answers too

[@Asmodeus-D4rk]

"High, young Skywalker is" - Master Yoda

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

therapy he must recieve

[@BrownAlsn-82772]

Pay for it the council will not

[@Jerry_Does_It]

@@BrownAlsn-82772 cheap, it is not

[@themerchantderp6132]

"Hello master Yoda" - Anakin

[@ascensiongenesis_sigma]

Disney can't even write a sensible script out of a comic and these guys use the most ridiculous premise and wrote a captivating and damn near logical story around it.

[@Jerry_Does_It]

in-fucking-deed

[@DZ-DizzyDumm]

Happens when your writing team is a bunch of out-of-touch managers and underpaid editors

[@ascensiongenesis_sigma]

@@DZ-DizzyDumm no doubt

[@Vintagethejester]

“Anakin Highwalker”

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

Walks high he does

[@ZuoKalp]

You can't reach the skies without first getting high!

[@Minerva-vw8nj]

and lore accurate yoda

[@whyidkwhy]

Mace: take a seat young skywalker Anakin: alright cool man *rips seat out of the ground and heads towards the exits* Council: O_O

[@Walid-mk4jo]

They were like: OwO?

[@DatShadyGuy]

Alternate title: What if Anakin was a crackhead?

[@zachduperron8543]

Or what if Anakin was a tweaker?😂

[@beastwarsFTW]

Anakin is a stoner, Yoda is the creckhead.

[@socialaccount0000]

Obi-Wan: "Oh that Skywalker, you can never know what he'll do next!" Mace: "He's gonna bring that back, right? Right Kenobi..? Motherfu-"

[@Edward2Fan47]

Fitting if this was Robot Chicken.

[@Opnn8d1]

LOL... the Jedi Council arguing over who would go to Kashyyyk had an almost Monty Python vibe to it. Like every time a scene involving the council chambers would have them arguing over the same issue, and finally, the end credit's scene has them all panting in exhaustion, and then finally Ki'adi Mundi says "On second thought, let's not go to Kashyyyk. It is a silly place."

[@SchizoFrog3]

Now make the silliest what if you can come up with. Go absolutely unhinged. Nobody can stop you

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

II wannit

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

Oh boy, so many jokes can be made with this: Anakin didn't have the high ground so he had to build it manually. "A fine addition to my collection!" -Anakin Skywalker There was also this one idea I had for a suggestion: What if, as Anakin was ranting after being denied rank of master, Mace Windu gets a vision of Order 66 and force pushes the chair at Anakin throwing him out of the window to his death?

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

ONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!!!! That last part could have mace say "out the windu" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Xdadster]

More like a fine addiction in this context...

[@RayAkuma]

I think its hilarious to have the whole council bicker like children on who goes to kashyyk. I want to see this in live action😂

[@CountryballBrasilmapperCBM]

Giant spiders? no thanks

[@john1701q]

@@CountryballBrasilmapperCBM Yeah, really. Any planet with giant spiders gets a "nope." And any such planet deserves to be visited by the Death Star.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

@@john1701qtechnically that counts Earth then, because Australia.

[@user-us7el6ss2l]

@@nobbyfirefly57 Wassup Ma8yte

[@grandadmiralsuntzu5066]

0:33 Seconds in he's already doing space drugs

[@Sand_UnderDelta]

‘Stop when it’s blue’

[@JaysMCworld]

fully expected anakin to tell palpatine „Obi-Wan is getting married to Grievous“ xD this video was delightful

[@enderphoenix11]

Me too lol XD

[@NormalChannel95]

This wasn't Star wars this was Galaxy Squabbles 😂😂

[@CoolLink-Zelda]

This is massive gas reaction armed disagreement

[@kensosaramos]

15:20 yes master. A lightsaber could hold some sticks. Also his own prosthetic arm.

[@nathangamble125]

Like the prosthetic leg filled with *COCAINUM* in Red Heat?

[@FloatingOer]

Yoda: "A thousand years, I am. Before death-sticks, smooth like baby, I was."

[@thenovicewhispers]

The wordplay is exquisite: "Passing the issue around like a hot coal which none of them wanted to burned by." "Palpatine's frustration was palpable."

[@shadowslayer2929]

Palpatine: No No nooo you are high!

[@DZ-DizzyDumm]

The beginning is so in depth and serious about Anakin's situation that you forget this is all an elaborate shitpost until shit starts hitting the ceiling

[@googleisinvasive5067]

It is 4:53Am and I am giggling like a loon. "Take a Seat young Skywalker" "Okay" *Rips it out and wanders off*

[@RayAkuma]

What if yoda taught anakin the secrets of spice?

[@starwarsquill]

@@RayAkuma Already did that haha

[@RayAkuma]

@@starwarsquill i cant find it :/

[@Kruuti_ukko]

​@@RayAkuma If I remember correctly the video "What If Palpatine fell out of his office window" somehow evolved into Yoda teaching Anakin about spice

[@RayAkuma]

@@Kruuti_ukko oh yeah, i actually remember. But i meant more like young anakin being trained by yoda and introduced to "mind expanding" substances by yoda😂

[@hunternowicki8123]

@@RayAkuma Wouldn't shock me if he got the Death Sticks from Yoda.

[@stefanomormii6817]

This is truly the Jedi HIGH council...

[@epicboomshine6595]

You know, I know I was supposed to feel bad about Anakin’s deathstick addiction and the spiral it led him down, but hearing him take not one, but two council seats, and placing the second where his old one was had me on the floor! Also, the fact that he just doesn’t really care about what’s going on around him also had some funny moments. Water of Life Yoda was a nice callback, too.

[@jonaspen]

28:09 *Anakin's eyes light up with a brightness not seen in days since the last time he was sober, looking straight up at the chancellor almost making the old man jump and instantly bursts into speech:* Yes, actually.. I've written a thesis on the subject! would you like to hear it?

[@hufflepuffvoldida7977]

I understood that reference.

[@heterosapiens_sapiens]

​@@hufflepuffvoldida7977eurgh...Darth..Icky

[@beakwooda.k.aadregallus8788]

What if Anakin kept losing his lightsaber during the war and his secret saber dealer was General Grievous?

[@zachduperron8543]

“I believe this lightsaber which was a fine addition to my collection. It will make a fine addition to your arsenal, Skywalker. For the right price of course.”

[@RayAkuma]

"I don't know what you want from me, i took a seat!" (When will the fly flying in palpatines mouth come?)😂

[@DZ-DizzyDumm]

Looks like you got your fly lol

[@RayAkuma]

@DZ-DizzyDumm yes

[@joesturgess5906]

I was waiting for him to literally take the seat in the opera house too

[@The1stInterviewer]

This should be a series, where characters take things literally. Like when Vader told Lando "I'm alternating the deal pray that I don't alter it further." Lando literally prays he doesn't lol

[@TheMeatballMan420]

Anakin then immediately sold the authentic jedi council chair for credits to buy more death sticks. I'm joking, but this is actually what someone in the throws of a serious addiction would do. I would know because I used to be addicted to some very hard stuff about a decade ago, and was fully immersed in the trap life for a few years. If you ever need insight from an addict for your writing, feel free to hit me up.

[@Chipperland4471]

45 minutes long 40 seconds in and he’s already on drugs 😭

[@herbmaaster]

consistently impressed with your writing, i can tell you've delved into the expanded universe and many other works besides. i gotta get on patreon to support, no one else on yt writes star wars quite like yourself

[@starwarsquill]

Glad you liked it, man :) means a lot to me :)

[@RayAkuma]

Death Sticks? Really Anakin? Couldn't be just spice eh?

[@Xylospring]

It's up to master Yoda to free him. Rebalance him in the way of the spice.

[@beastwarsFTW]

Death Sticks are cheap and easy to find on a hive or city world. Spice needs to be imported, is hard to harvest, and is regulated thanks to it being used as a currency and playing parts in some major religions.

[@RayAkuma]

@beastwarsFTW that's it. Jedi currency needs to be spice!

[@MaximSeretensky-np2fd]

33:35 I expected Anakin to assume that Obi wan is engaging grievous in a romantic way.

[@prognosis-mb7uy]

With the power of ai, someday we can make this live action. The scene of a drug crazed Yoda randomly jumping Palpatine, and absolutely wrecking him in a 1 V 1, while Anakin stumbles around aimlessly and bumps into walls in the background of the fight is peak comedy.

[@notreallymyname3736]

This feels like a spin off of the 'Yoda on Ketamine running people over with a 2001 Honda Civic' meme. Always remember kids; the Sith can't influence you if you're under the influence already 😂

[@biddygames]

I love that literally everyone doesn’t want to go to kasheek 27:10 and he should have done the same as in the counsel

[@myrandomdomain1969]

I can imagine is palpatine finishing up paper work then out of no where spiced out grandmaster YODA attacking sidious with a primal scream 😂😂😂 Chosen one in back...I'm digging this party 🥳

[@joshuarobinson8529]

Oh, I just thought of a DBZA line that might fit. Yoda: SO HIGH ON SPICE RIGHT NOW, I AM!

[@myrandomdomain1969]

@joshuarobinson8529 love it dud lmao 🤣

[@Dock284]

"Darth's Hidious" Who is Darth and why would you call him hideous?!?!?

[@WR288]

What if Darth Plagueis transferred his consciousness into Jar Jar's body?

[@zfilms4858]

Ah, 5hats why dark jar jar exists! DEW IT!

[@shadowslayer2929]

​@@zfilms4858Darth Plagueis jar jar: Yousa gonna pay palpy 😁

[@kazemizu]

That would be way too dangerous. Transferring into a blank slate is one thing, but transferring into a body with a soul would require an intense struggle that would obliterate the losers soul. Palpatine wouldn't stand a chance.

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

That would be impossible

[@AntiZubat]

What if Jar Jar transferred his consciousness into Darth Plagueis’s body? True evil would be realized

[@frozarburst6350]

10:07 This moment feels like something that would've happened in Season 1 of the Clone Wars, just missing the part where Obi Wan is smugly grinning lol

[@Xylospring]

What if Mace and the other Masters walked into Palpatines' office, seeing him performing the Dark Side ritual of aerobics?

[@x-track5190]

The Dark Side of the Force is a path way to a level of flexibility some consider to be un-natural

[@iiDTC]

This is why he has a hideout in the Industrial sector

[@zerotohero884]

Considering how old he is, he might need

[@jacobpowell2318]

Sith yoga

[@Xylospring]

...Okay, now I have a stranger one. What if the Nightmares were botched in general? It leads to Anakin becoming accidently like a Seer

[@guest4320]

Clicked to see Anakin steal a chair, stayed for the Death Sticks arc.

[@dmann5938]

Congratulations; you unlocked the “good kush & alcohol” ending

[@Dewd_64]

What if palpatine was the secret lord of the spice?

[@starwarsquill]

@@Dewd_64 A stick… LORD?

[@RealValerySablin]

@@starwarsquillThe one we’ve been looking for?

[@Man_Aslume]

What If general grievous was taller then he expected

[@Edward2Fan47]

A funny Star Wars 'What if' came to me. What if during the clone wars, Anakin and Obi-Wan were fighting against each other in a baking competition? Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin, I have the pie ground! Anakin: You underestemate my flour! Obi-Wan: Don't try it! Anakin: (Eats his pastry but than spat out in disgust as it turned out terrible) Obi-Wan: I told you not to try it.

[@torik9300]

Thank you Quill this was the much needed levity and laughter I needed this morning. Anakin and Yoda were hilarious. Also when Palpatine told Anakin to take a seat at the Opera house, I thought Anakin was going to walk out with that one too 😂

[@starwarsquill]

@@torik9300 haha glad you liked it :)

[@ZeKermet]

The cerebral decay is strong with this video

[@wolfsbane9985]

One small thing I noticed, Adi Gallia had been killed by Savage Opress at this point. Loved the fan fiction though lol

[@starwarsquill]

Oh, it was her cousin (Stass Allie?) that died in Order 66, wasn’t it? Messed that one up :/ I guess she somehow returned haha

[@spiffs2septims730]

She was turned into Jedi deli meat on Boz Pity by General Grievous. Filoni's fan fiction was okay at some parts though.

[@toddkurzbard]

This is the best "fanfic" I have ever seen.

[@barnir16]

I really needed these laughs 😂😂😂 Terrific job mate

[@riccardodimicco9081]

This did not have to be as funny as it was, really. I have been dying during all the video

[@SansafromEllaGaming]

I like this 'What If' had me cackling like a witch on Halloween

[@ronithemangles2829]

How does this man come up with 45 minutes from anakin literally taking a seat And how does it start with anakin taking deathsticks

[@kai7108]

Where you on deathsticks writing this😂

[@starwarsquill]

Water of life haha

[@ChupeTTe]

​@@starwarsquill Bro i thought that was some hardcore chemical stuff from Giedi Prime. Dude is jugging Fremen worm liquor, the Space Hijabi Killer, the Shai Huludussy.

[@michaelbonner5604]

In dealing with an lossed in his thoughts Skywalker the Irritation of Palpatine was palpable 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theguybehindyou4762]

He steals a council seat and sells it on Starbay.

[@joseberger7737]

I was laughing looking at the thumbnail and title, then I burst out when I saw the video length

[@BingusDev123]

palpatine: i fear no man, but that thing [2 jedi high as hell] palpatine: it scares me

[@MultiNumenor]

This is not just a what if but a parody, and i love every second of it

[@yingkongshi]

Best what if i have watch in a long time. I couldn't stop laughing at all of parts anakin was in that dude became the most chilled guy who never gave a fuck thanks to deathsticks and then combining that with yoda spice addiction amazing

[@Kyo_Slay]

38:36 Yoda’s primal scream was my breaking point, im literally dying in laughter. Also the moment Anakin rips off Obi-Wan’s chair to replace the one he broke 🤣😭 Congrats you won a sub here great video✊🏻🫂

[@surferdude4487]

This explains a lot about Yoda's flawed decision making and why he could not detect Darth Sidious through the force. Did he hide his death sticks in his cane?

[@Jerry_Does_It]

35:08 "... I am Darth's Hideous..." LMAOOOOOOO

[@ElmoTerminator]

Drugged out Yoda: **Demonic screeching** Palatine: “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! HELP ME!” Anakin: “Huh?”

[@rhircyn]

Humorous, this is. Laughing out loud, I did. Wish for more of this dark humor, I do.

[@toomberrebmoot9244]

Now this, THIS IS PEAK STAR WARS CONTENT🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dukejordan8147]

Images a janitor just mopping the floors and then just coming across a blacked out Anakin lying on a knocked over trash can.😂

[@UnravelingofLathine]

Well, yet another StarWarsQuill masterpiece. Throwing this on loop like usual while I work. XD XD XD

[@spencermillard1]

peak concept, need more like this

[@bork6996]

did you seriously just write a whole decently well written storyline for a pun

[@patrickd2853]

What if the republic had 2 chancellors

[@canonlindgren5945]

That was the plan from Hugo Damasc, but Sheev had other ideas.

[@Man_Aslume]

What if obi wan was brave enough for politics

[@Kyleplier]

I literally snorted with laughter at the video title lol

[@T_rev-ud7zb]

Were you snoring spice?

[@CoolLink-Zelda]

Spice atleast *spices* your force stat up

[@Eevee860]

What if the entirety of the clone wars, the jedi, the sith, and order 66 were just an incredibly long joke to prank anakin, he's the only person in the galaxy since it's inception to not be in on the joke

[@The_Kartumata]

What-If: Shaak Tii, Ahsoka, Asajj Ventress and Barriss Offee were the ‘Spice Girls’ 😆 Another highlarious entry into the What If universe of High Master Yoda I love how the Sticks crank Anikins Sass up to 11. Windu: Take a Seat Anakin Highwalker: *Shrugs and rips the seat out and walks off* Palapatine: Darth Plagius was killed by his apprentice in his sleep. Anakin: They both sound like complete idiots.

[@deavincarpenter2176]

I love how the council just let it happen not once, but twice.

[@JimDA1000]

This one was cracked, and i loved it. 😂

[@Labu2312]

dude, i would also be staring at the scene like "Wtf just happened here" i also find funny how everyone there went from, "oh yoda its like that because he is wise" to "OH Yoda its like that because it is HIGH AF"

[@blarg987665]

The Jedi arguing about who has to go to Kashyke is amaziing. Also this was a fun story.

[@ilikecats6169]

why have i found a 45 minute video about anakin litterally picking up a chair

[@merikano2985]

Damn I'm crying here. Someone make a fanfilm of this pronto. This is the solution to saving Star Wars!

[@InvaderMedia420]

OK, just sounds like the fanfiction I made when I turned the Jedi order into a bunch of drugged up hippies Yoda: tripping balls, I am

[@Revj1887]

Mace is laced with frustration 😂😂

[@thezackast2752]

A 45 minute video about Anakin stealing a chair is exactly why I come to the internet

[@deanthompson6307]

Everyone not wanting to go to help the wookies was hilarious

[@RipCityBassWorks]

You had me laughing my ass off when Skywalker walked out with the council seat.

[@patrickd2853]

What if Anakin had the high ground?

[@destrorso2505]

Bro wrote peak fiction

[@imnotcreative7684]

Best what if i ever watched

[@Minerva-vw8nj]

Someone needs to animate this

[@Adrien_Eldricard]

Skywalker has a new meaning now