What if Anakin Was Addicted to Bacta? (Animated) - Star Wars Theory Fan-Fic

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In today’s fan-fiction we’ll be taking a spin on the Star Wars universe and visiting the comedic scenario on what if Vader was addicted to bacta. Now typically in my fan-fictions, I like to be as serious and acurate as I can be. Staying true to the characters that George Lucas wrote, and seeing where the story would lead if a few events were to slightly shift from the story we know. In today’s fan fiction, we won’t be doing that. We’ll be taking a scenario that may be happening somewhere in a multiverse in a galaxy far, far away. This will be written in the same fashion as my what if obi-wan was addicted to death sticks video, which was one of my earlier fan-fictions done about 5 years ago. So without further ado, let’s see what would happen if Vader was addicted to Bacta.
The bright lights blinded anakin’s already sensitive and burnt eyes. As he lay on the reconstruction table in Palpatine’s medical facility on Coruscant, the pain surged his entire body and pierced his soul.
Obi-Wan. Anakin’s rage fuelled him to keep pressing on. To not give in to the weakness of death. That would be the easy way out. His anger fed his survival. His pain kept him alive, and so this feedback loop sustained his life as it did hand in hand with his suffering.
As the droids did their work, they put him together as the helmet of Darth Vader was sealed with a loud hiss.
A loud echoing mechanical breath could be heard as he inhaled for the first time as a machined man.
Lord Vader, can you hear me?
That voice. It was responsible for all of this. He reached out, but felt nothing back. Where…is padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
The shadow responded with the truth that Vader already knew the answer to. The room went dark and quiet. Before he knew he found himself unrestrained and on his feet. But these weren’t feet. These were a mechanical abomination. The Anakin Skywalker who was so fast, so nimble, so one with the force, now reduced to a clunking and slow droid.
Lord Vader, your pain fuels your power. It is the very life force of we, the Sith. Many before you have used such pain to sustain their wounds, whereas a jedi would fall, the Sith survive. We always survive.
The droids did the best they could, however you will need to be stripped of all besides your flesh once a moon cycle and be scrubbed of necrotic flesh. You will also be required to be submerged in Bacta, this fluid will heal your wounds over time, Lord Vader. You will need it if you are to have full function of what is left of you.
As Vader went on to dominate the galaxy in his new form under the reign of Emperor Palpatine, his master, the time would come for him to be scrubbed by the droids. He hated this process. It was humiliating. Him, the most powerful being in the galaxy, reduced to a child needing the aid of droids to be washed. It was painful, angering, and repulsed him.
Lord Vader, we now will put you in this tank of Bacta. The Bacta will heal your wounds when fully submerged.
Fine. Make it fast, I don’t want to stay in this bubbling tar any moment longer than I need to. For every second I’m in there longer than needed, I will eliminate you all one by one.
Uhh. Understood, sir.
As Vader was raised by chains attached to a giant arm, he was plopped in to the bacta tank.
The hot thick liquid covering his wounds and soothing his muscles. His flaky burnt skin feeling moisturized, and nourished. The Bacta was, dare he think it, not as bad as he thought. No, it was actually quite pleasant.
As the crane lifted and he was pulled out, he woke up from his sleep angered to see he was outside of the tub.
PUT ME BACK IN YOU FOOLS! He yelled at the droids.
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[@StarWarsTheory]

Thanks for like...watching, dudes.

[@papa-id9ef]

Stoner Wars Theory

[@DarthHater23]

Bro make more of these....A lot more LMAO!!!

[@johntheanimator4317]

this was great

[@MrSkynex721]

This was so good, great job Toos!!

[@JP-vc5nx]

This was amazingly good

[@mrgreen027]

This is why Bobba was so nice in his show. He also got addicted to bacta.

[@blitzkriegc1112]

But not addicted/know full potential of bacta power

[@Filip-ye3lk]

But he was

[@nicholasclaus9695]

he could bring back his father

[@seanm4095]

I could see it lolz!

[@kaptainkozmos]

Like a BACTA

[@alexanderd.7818]

I accept this as a new canon. Far better than Disney’s trilogy.

[@shadowslayers2988]

Yeees

[@kyleleverence4061]

This is remarkable

[@aftoncultistandsimp]

FR

[@Rico3D567]

Big Facts

[@ColonelBragg]

Now I just wanna see what if Vader and Palpatine sold deathsticks "Vader we need to cook!"

[@rlptp]

they made a bacta deathstick nutella thingy? Like where you dip deathsticks into bacta and eat it lmao 😂

[@tuellecke1339]

Oh my god I laughed more than I should have. Imagine like and vader on bespin. Vader: Luke together we can overthrow the emperor and cook ourselves, as father and son

[@jasontodd2647]

Palpatine/Sidious: "Hry Vader these Deathsticks are Selling out like Hotcakes" Vader: "Yes Master" Palpatine/Sidious: "Yes is Right... lil I Hate sand a$$" Vader: "Uhm... Care to Share that?!"

[@The_Roho]

“Breaking Sith”

[@TIBKProductions]

If they got couped by the people and fled to the most crime-ridden regions of the Outer Rim and sold deathsticks... hmm.

[@rowanshreds]

"He will become more powerful than either of us!" 1 hour later: "Lord Vader, it's bath time!!" 🛁

[@proghostzgamecreed6555]

Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.

[@seanm4095]

If Anakin takes a rubber ducky in there I'm leaving!

[@darkangel2752]

Omg, this has to be the funniest fan fiction ever. Anakin doesn't look like a burnt chicken nugget anymore, Palps dates Schmi, Ray is erased from the whole story, and we don't get failed clones and edgy grandsons running around

[@4everhealthwellness344]

Haha not a fan of the sequels are you I see.... that's how Yoda would say it lol

[@clicelconers9727]

Yes this has been very amusing

[@Goat4459]

Ffs not another Disney trilogy hater. Hate those. Just let those who actually enjoy those moves enjoy them.

[@TylerMcCaughey]

Edgy grandson im dying🤣🤣🤣

[@calicryptodude9943]

Lmao burnt chicky nuggi. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanmsmith8311]

Dude Anakin being high the entire time while everyone is petrified of him is so funny

[@zes3813]

wrg

[@cashthecurator666]

He’s like a chilled out Tuco Salamanca, haha.

[@Tyler_Persad]

fr

[@dorol6375]

I think you're talking about Lalo​@@cashthecurator666

[@ziephel-6780]

I like how passive aggressive Anakin was with Obi-Wan when he said he wanted to make things 'even'

[@RithwikVadul]

he should have cut 1 leg and 2 hands obiwan can peck like a woopecker and eat

[@clownplayer7265]

The bacta didn't fully kill his anger. It merely tempered it and allowed it to flow in a somewhat more healthy way...or as healthy as Anakin can get.

[@goldenflame33847]

I can imagine Plagueis laughing from above with popcorn in his mouth🤣

[@KoyMcCloud]

So Anakin essentially invented Senzu Beans.

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Also a Lazarus Pit

[@Puglord-gh6cg]

Super powered senzu beans

[@YeetusDeletus239]

Lmfao.

[@Charduza]

Anikan ballz. S U. S

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

@@Charduza *NO*

[@lilchromozome]

I love how Palpatine just becomes a chill and nice guy. The best fan fiction I've ever seen. 🤣

[@danese1636]

Comes to show, sometimes you just gotta- like- chill, dude

[@vinodhinivaidyanathan7142]

yea me too

[@Lemuel928]

Lego Star Wars should write that.

[@clownplayer7265]

Bacta can fix a lot of things...damaged brain amygdale connections even.

[@cq_the_kid]

Not gonna lie, the quote "Control the galaxy through death and fear, or through the Fountain of Youth" sounds like an actual plot the Sith would plan, eternal life and all.

[@tristanducasse6862]

Darth Hondo the Profitable.

[@bunsenn5064]

What’s funny is that by being addicted to bacta, Vader put himself in a situation where Palpatine literally had no way of stopping him. If Palpatine were to try removing Vader from the bacta tank, it would kill him, since Vader would go into a state where he was without some of his life support systems while in the bacta tank.

[@littleent1359]

and then palpatine would go into bacta and see why vader was so addicted

[@budgetproductions1178]

in this scenario, anakin is really the chosen one to bring peace to the galaxy.

[@greece_rome]

“Well, you’re not wrong.” - Anthony Edward Stank

[@VocaProductions]

This is gold

[@pat7917]

@@thebigcritic no it’s bacta!!!

[@motionbrickvlogs.]

Nice to see you here

[@danjames8912]

This is impossible!

[@emperorgizmo3014]

@@thebigcritic it's still canonically more accurate than TLJ so... 😄

[@whstato0212]

Hey. Havent seen you around for a long time 😂

[@aarizshahrulmiza2313]

honestly at this point, lightsaber combat would be nothing but a sport as even with your limbs chopped off or even you dying, you are simply brought back to life

[@JTruong3rd]

I can definitely seeing that as part of the health insurance.

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

So kinda like Rick and morty in that one episode where there is a “life zone” were anyone who dies in that zone can’t die so you would have children chasing each other with real lethal guns.

[@AzrealTheDemon]

@@jackakakreanxx5587 yeah it was fucked up at the end too because the one kid actually killed that other kid

[@ChristianRandorff]

This story has more worldbuilding than the sequels.

[@KoyMcCloud]

This fan fiction was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@Boldrick_One-Eye]

of course your here koy

[@mingyang4835]

not if u watched the theory’s arcade live stream :)

[@rcshadow8112]

Omg it’s rose himself

[@bigbouncingbellies5769]

Hey koy!!

[@butcheeks151]

This comment was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@hunterkiller1440]

If he's addicted to bacta then I guess some people with dry skin are addicted to dermatologist prescribed cream.

[@DR.VinnieBoomBatz]

that does happen, yes

[@dellarae]

Yea skin can get addicted to steroid creams. Getting your skin off thr creams is a nightmare or flare ups

[@Saskguy20]

UTTER CREAM!! it's for cow boobs but it's the best thing for dry skin.

[@jacobferrera1777]

@Draxy I second this

[@hunterkiller1440]

@Draxy I am? Holy crap, no wonder I used up all my data while travelling. I just comment on videos while I'm travelling

[@clownplayer7265]

I found ironic that in his constant search for Kenobi and his complete devotion to his hatred of him Vader never found where he was hiding....but drugged and relaxed Vader somehow managet to make a 2+2 with ease about his location in Tatooine. XD

[@AzrealTheDemon]

devoted vader wouldnt want to go to tatooine as it has a lot of bad memories as well that he really dislikes sand.

[@JTruong3rd]

Forget ruling with fear, rule with profits. Also. Kenobi - you killed the entire Jedi temple, and all the younglings!! And took my legs! Anakin - don't worry just let them take a bacta pill and they'll be fine. You should start taking one too. General Grievous - I got my body back!

[@Cookiefy_]

General Kenobi, I have been trained the bacta arts by Anakin Skywalker!

[@10sticksofbutterandbread34]

Kenobi: Grievous how are you still alive? Grievous: I had to get Bacta liquid Kenobi: Why the liquid? Grievous: I can't eat gummies if I am a couple of specs General Kenobi Kenobi: Stop calling me General the clone wars are over Grievous: Fine then Ex General Kenobi

[@fznfjzn2004]

@@10sticksofbutterandbread34 uhh actually grievous was a cyborg and when obi wan shot on his Heart he burned soo its the same as qui gon

[@10sticksofbutterandbread34]

@@fznfjzn2004 Thats why I said a couple of specs Grievous' lungs and heart was just a couple of specs from my guess, meanwhile Qui Gon got burnt all way

[@Carnyzzle]

I really like the idea of Anakin going "let's just even things out" then slicing off Obi-Wan's leg lmao

[@idek6585]

It would've been better if he said "let's just cut things even"

[@mar_speedman]

Meanwhile Obiwan, hoping Anakin doesn't remember he actually chopped off both his legs and an arm: Yeah! We're even now! Ha ha!

[@Carnyzzle]

@@mar_speedman Dooku already took his arm off so by then it can just be replaced again anyway

[@mar_speedman]

@@Carnyzzle No no, Obi-Wan cut his legs and the one arm that Dooku hadn't cut an episode earlier

[@Carnyzzle]

@@mar_speedman Ah got ya

[@crimsonshade912]

Achievement Unlocked: Best Ending Possible - You brought peace to the Star Wars Galaxy.

[@deerdestroyer]

No no no we call it a true ending

[@Klash1100]

Peace! Freedom! Justice and security!

[@danese1636]

You have brought peace, freedom, justice, and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[@deerdestroyer]

@@danese1636 yes

[@IgnasA.164]

Not just peace, but justice and society to the new empire

[@cvl9053]

Darth Stoner, the chilliest Sith lord out there.

[@Justme42yay]

Absolutely cracked me up even on the third listen. EDIT: Upon further uhm bacta cookies I think this version of Anakin/Vader needs to meet death sticks Kenobi and have an adventure to help the other Anakin kick his sand addiction.

[@linda-0587]

*YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!*

[@CheesyGarlicMan]

Palpatine's bafflement at Dude Vader's antics never ceases to amuse me

[@thejonrezcontent5213]

What a nice name to call instead of Darth just call them Dudes. Dude Vader and Dude Sidious.

[@SmileFlame3]

Dude anyone is the best

[@SamvedIyer]

@@thejonrezcontent5213 Sidious, however, is the farthest being from a 'dude'.

[@Jonseyfun]

Lord Chad at it again.

[@danielcox1744]

Lol Dude Vader 🤣

[@shivelyfilms]

This is an instance where I fully believe he would say the line "Hey dudes, the empire's pretty chill, maybe you should like, join it or something."

[@iRazenrak]

I love the idea of multiple droids entering Vader's room, one after the other, and they're all force choked or otherwise destroyed because Vader doesn't want to get out. Imagine the surprise when the next droid comes in and sees like 30 destroyed robots everywhere.

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

Didn’t tenebrous have a similar idea of advancing technology to render the voice obsolete or destroying the force entirely and the the galaxy dependent on that Hyper advanced technology?

[@hugovieira8024]

Anakin goes from a pimp to a codeine addict real fast

[@shirocamula7892]

Honestly I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard the title. This is akin to the “If Anakin Loved Sand” fanfiction.

[@jackwenn_9693]

That’s what he said. Nice

[@1998rks]

😂 same

[@obiwankenobi8271]

@@jackwenn_9693 Hello there

[@StarWarsAdrian]

What is Anakin's favourite film to watch when he's injured? ... Bacta the future

[@Shingekinokyojin1234]

Underrated lmao

[@reneromero9913]

Star wars vs earth i been waiting for years part 2

[@mikemurdoch9653]

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! OMG! BAHAHAHAHA NO YOU DIDN'T!

[@lifehurts1183]

"Hey Owen what's up man?" I just love how casual Vader sounds while Owen is fearing for his life.

[@tylerstump1435]

This is the single greatest fan-fic ever made.

[@john98765333]

This. . . Is a masterpiece, probably the best theory you've ever made. The only way it could have been better, is if obi-wan went to Revive Dooku or something, leaving them both to hide out, terribly confused, and still sad that Quigon could not be revived.

[@RyoReznor]

PT 2 pls lol

[@john98765333]

@@RyoReznor Yes, lol The adventures of Young Dooku and Obiwan in a confusing new world,

[@KL-ed4fq]

HILARIOUS

[@YeetTheSlavs]

It would end up like Re-Animator with Obi-Wan carrying Dooku's detached head around

[@user-vt2cr8qd1b]

@@YeetTheSlavs they can just regrow the rest of Dooku's body. It'll be fine. lol

[@PrismaPog_17]

Why is this so much wholesome than the originals.

[@christopherandrew2629]

Probably because of the bacta

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

Yeah it’s probably the bacta, or maybe even the bantha, but probably the bacta.

[@crazyitalianguy000]

Stoned Wars: The Bacta Unleashed

[@Pipertellsthemftruth]

Because..... cause...... drugs No one will die if everyone's high 🤷‍♂️ Especially on them damn gummies.....

[@feral5]

A bit less dying, etc

[@LokiBeeper]

Never knew Anakin being Addicted to Bacta could change everything and solve his problems shouldve done that instead of all this Anger and being Vader

[@walkingvirus]

Okay, i thought it was going to be completely ridiculous and silly, but it turned out to be incredibly entertaining and beyond hilarious. I could actually see Palpatine doing something like this to take advantage of it for sure.

[@kylitoskorner8078]

Someone should legit make this into an animated short

[@twelvebrickstudios2739]

I should do a Lego stop motion about this lol.

[@samlichtenstein3415]

@@twelvebrickstudios2739 Dew it! I'll subscribe if you can make it happen!

[@magicweegee8914]

Robot Chicken

[@kylitoskorner8078]

@@twelvebrickstudios2739 DEW IT!

[@lucassoenen476]

@@twelvebrickstudios2739 DEW IT!

[@junewars]

Ahsoka & Rex: “So… we’re going to forget you killed all those younglings?” “Yeah I can bring them back!” Ahsoka: “That’s besides the point Skyguy!” Starkiller: “HE BROUGHT MY DAD BACK!”

[@itstjharris]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Spartan3D213]

Could he have brought back the duchess satine for Obi Wan?

[@junewars]

@@Spartan3D213 probably

[@arielolson7428]

Ahsoka: wtf WHAT

[@TARDISTIMEROTOR]

Kanan:HEY REVIVE MY MASTER

[@dahakumargul9007]

The force is reduced to mere legends,long live bacta

[@generalgrievous677]

"Padme... is she okay..?" "Bro your new body is so cool, just stay angry and you'll survive, and then we're gonna wash you."

[@be4aviation262]

I mean bacta addiction for vader is very reasonable. Vader is a man tormented and his skin and body damaged. By being placed in a bacta tube, he would most certainly become addicted.

[@seantaylor5051]

Facts

[@iRazenrak]

Wouldn't be surprised if Sidious was applying a continuous stream of pain into Vader's body so he could never fully heal. Sort of like Deadpool's healing factor not being enough to stop his cancer so he's constantly dying at any given moment.

[@vitorhugobacicpessoavidal5448]

@@iRazenrak It's kinda because bacta only makes you're healing factor fast. You can't grow back something a normal human couldn't tough. All of vader's skin is dead. He uses bacta most to keep his organs to fail

[@vitorhugobacicpessoavidal5448]

I've seen a video right now about that. Even tough the bacta aliviates the pain, he's mind still torments him in bacta. In truth, when he is in bacta he's only alone with his thoughts about what he did so he would avoid as much as possible

[@twistedyogert]

@@vitorhugobacicpessoavidal5448 So he's gone...gone *choking noises* ... from Vader.... to Stubby.

[@tigeremperor80]

Missed opportunity to have Anakin scream "THOSE WERE MY GUMMIES! YOU TOOK THEM FROM ME! IF THEY ARE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY!" at Owen, but still, this was HILARIOUS!

[@BlackwindAlpha]

My god, yes.

[@tigeremperor80]

Holy Moly, I have 111 likes! Yikes!

[@capricxrn2919]

😂😂😂😂

[@ezmelloanimegryt8190]

That may Wife!!! I mean...

[@turnerbynum2658]

Best fan fiction ever! This needs to be an animated series

[@natman2939]

This is one of the best star wars stories of all time. The imagery of the bacta oozing out of the suit had me rolling, and then anakin suddenly being healed and a total stoner. Omg.

[@animatedink2529]

Suddenly, Boba Fett always heading to the Bacta pod is starting to make sense. Fennec: “Oh my God, Boba, we gotta get you to a Bacta tank right away.” Boba: “This is where the fun begins.”

[@Unknownrandomdude]

Bro lol

[@r.d.ramirez9157]

He was burned by stomach acid of the Sarlac pit. There was even a melted stormtrooper in there.

[@fredricgreenblott4169]

This is… *mmm…* **chewing sounds** such a good fanfiction, man… It’s almost, y’know, believable…

[@joeywheeler3947]

i’m sorry but this is the most underrated comment on the platform

[@kkiller3478]

Scp-420-j

[@ElMexicano653]

Yes almost

[@gregorgonz1566]

I'd kill to have a movie of this I'm sure others would also do it

[@yahyakhan268]

This went from hilarious to wholesome real quick this was the best what if imo

[@TheCrazyOregonian]

We need a part 2 of this, that would be great.

[@beanie1636]

That was genuinely hilarious. The idea of Anakin becoming the Dude really tickled me.

[@dogsoldier8187]

Vader abides

[@jeromeheramis2932]

The Big Lebowswalker

[@jakubgrono9070]

Yo dudes the empire is pretty chill mabye you could join it or something

[@MyEmpire66]

Join Me and we can End This Destructive conflict.. Bring Order To The Galaxy

[@beegeezee505]

This is the absolute best. Stoner Anakin should absolutely be cannon. Holy hell! Just top notch performance on the voice overs. That Hayden impersonation is so dead on, I'm not fully convinced you didn't bring him into the studio!

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

bro same I swear I heard Hayden

[@4everhealthwellness344]

Not to mention his Sidious impression is spot on

[@thomasleongeorgerobertglad7560]

@@4everhealthwellness344 you mean to tell me he didn't actually get the actors involved? Damn those impressions are good had me fooled

[@Lemuel928]

That’s way too much..Unnatural,man.

[@timmywoo3572]

Never mind palpatine increased the thing by 50000%, the fact that palpatine is worried about Vader really says something

[@vloggamer5446]

This was not what I expected it to be but the ending some how made me cry because of how heartwarming it was compared to the original

[@frozarburst6350]

The hilarious thing is, all of Star Wars could've been avoided if Bacta was THIS addictive

[@christyeilers722]

Imagine the likes of revan, exar kun, Naga sadow in modern day star wars😂

[@CliffCardi]

Truly, the Bacta ending is the best ending.

[@thundergaming155]

This entire video felt like a robot chicken skit especially when palpitine said he called Vader yesterday, I literally hear that line in Seth McFarland’s palpitine voice. Amazing yet funny video.

[@coca-colaman6097]

Imagine if we had James Earl Jones voicing vader here, it'd be awesome

[@averageinternetchristian]

Yo dudes, the empire is pretty chill, you should like, join it or something

[@fish_and-chips]

Imagine if Vader had healed his lungs but still used the breathing apparatus just because of the cool voice.

[@Pipertellsthemftruth]

@@fish_and-chips ... I- I Yes

[@shyguygaming5397]

I’m sure if Anakin dropped some of the bacta gummies in Qui-Gon's jar he’d spring right out of the jar and back to life. Would probably be a little awkward because I don’t think the bacta would regrow his clothes.

[@baronzyafton4674]

So he'd have to get some new robes

[@Sirhc_B8207]

Put bacta on his cremated robes

[@claytonbrown6000]

@@baronzyafton4674 just a damn true comment

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

what about Qui gon's ghost/soul?

[@creeperz653]

@@jackakakreanxx5587 sucked back into the body

[@Crimsonnightmares2004]

High anakin is best anakin Awesome job on the video! I give it 10 lightsabers out of ten They really should’ve hired you to help write the trilogies.

[@gundam5281]

Back here after a year, and I still love it!😂

[@thespartan427]

This fan-fic feels kinda like a Lego Star Wars episode. *I love it*

[@obiwankenobi8271]

Very much so!

[@chileanyways196]

omg yes!! I would like to see it now

[@neillowery7634]

“And you’re always so relaxed... this is not the Sith way!” 😂😂😂

[@dogsoldier8187]

Vader abides

[@expred]

I've never laughed at a fan fic so much in my life, this is absolute gold!

[@D6S0]

Qui gon: He is the chosen on- Yoda: Alright get to it then. Qui gon: One of the dark side

[@adityahiren371]

yoda and his ketamine addiction: *finally! a worthy oponnent*

[@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438]

Omg xD

[@Riyly]

This was actually really wholesome! The Empire actually transitioning into a semi-positive body of governance is a super fun and heartwarming concept, and I love that Palpatine, Anakin, Shmi, Padme, and Luke/Leia can all live together under the flag of immortality and health!

[@beegeezee505]

Does this mean that even in this alternate timeline, that he still fulfills the prophecy of the chosen one?

[@keepingupwiththechems]

That's the fan fiction I've always drew and imagined

[@keepingupwiththechems]

Except the Palatine and shmi thing

[@tedtsangg]

I'm sorry but I read this as semi body positive governance lmao

[@greenbastard]

This has to be the best fan fiction I've ever seen. I'd love to see more comedic ones like this. Keep up the good work, Theory, and may the force be with you

[@TiemoCourtney]

This was hilarious! You should definitely make more theories like this

[@jibril2473]

I feel like we need a breakdown of all the space narcotics in the Star Wars universe 🤣

[@grayski3324]

Death sticks and Bacta are checked off. Now we need spice.

[@valzalel5203]

@@grayski3324 Dune's got the *Spice*

[@wongijen9167]

@@valzalel5203 Desert Spice

[@kangroroogaming8950]

It’s kinda weird that I enjoyed every seconds of this, because I always dreamed of this side of Star Wars

[@jackson.6282]

Yeah I expected to click off of it, but it was just too funny

[@Pipertellsthemftruth]

Lmao the part where everyone's high as fuck offa gummies or the happily ever after part? 😂

[@8461529]

If something like this gets on big screen, Star Wars should rename the brand to Star Chill.. Personally I wouldn't mind that change

[@f22raptorcool]

Yeah

[@spastenkonig9711]

"Yo dude the empire is pretty chill.“ *intensives*

[@AnonyBoiii]

This is a brilliant video Now I’m actually wondering what this premise would do to an actual serious story

[@Trija204]

Those Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker impressions are just incredible! They sound so real!

[@wyattml1641]

I know I was not expecting to do such a good job at replicating Hayden Christianson’s mannerisms and some what voice.

[@M0RGAT0RY]

No, they don't. It's funny though 😂

[@kyleleverence4061]

@@M0RGAT0RY I think you are wrong

[@ZanyZebraYouTube]

I aggressively spit out my drink when I laid my eyes on that title

[@Kurayamiblack]

Lol, Anakin wasn't evil. He had a temporary rage break that was finally resolved when he was cut down by Obi-Wan.... But then they crammed him in a mechanical pain suit and he's be ODing on Bacta ever since. 😅

[@Otisea]

@@Kurayamiblack what is doing?

[@Otisea]

Oding*

[@Kurayamiblack]

@@Otisea I guess I should have spelled it "O.D.ing" or something but that looks wierd too. It means Overdosing. When you take too much of a drug. "Overdose" is sometimes shortened to "O.D."

[@Natsukiisbest]

i loved this. We need more humourous fanfics

[@Shadowlord-xn5cv]

Ah 😂 Palpatine spent his whole life trying to find the secret to immortality while anakin just be like. “Hey, I just found the secret to immortality in like a few months.

[@thatonemonke6067]

This is probably the most horrifying but funniest what-ifs to ever exist 🤣, and I am glad this man was the one to do it

[@darthnihilus1895]

Your dp is the flag of eternal empire.. which faction you support ?

[@thatonemonke6067]

@@darthnihilus1895 The Eternal Empire

[@tms568]

I think we can all agree we needed a funny and wholesome fan-fic like this one.

[@sansundertale5838]

If there was ever another ‘what if?’ I would wonder: What if each Star Wars Protagonist from the their trilogies switch places? Rey would replace Anakin, Anakin would replace Luke, and Luke would replace Rey. Like if they were born during those time periods, they go through what the other went through, lived their lives, etc.

[@Site_Director_Dr_Bright]

This is the best ending ever

[@TeeLow]

This was perfect… and I can’t help but think it needs a part two… The Bacta Wars!

[@mahmoodali2437]

The shroud of greed has fallen… Begun the bacta wars has.

[@MeI-hf9pg]

It was a young testosterone filled wang measuring contest time for the empire.

[@thefieldmajor3035]

Palpatine: “Vader, are you even listening to me?” Vader: *chewing intensifies.

[@shawnwenzel1890]

Ha! The rubber ducky was a nice touch!... Lolol

[@m.ducklesworth183]

9:29 THE SWITCH FROM VADER'S VOICE TO ANAKIN'S KIND OF BROKE MY HEART BUT ALSO MADE ME LOSE IT LMFAO

[@SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected]

"You're always so relaxed. This is not the sith way!" lmao

[@BOGARD_]

Your Haden Christensen impression is 10/10

[@TheDemonDeuce]

This was silly, yet is part of this fan fics charm. I was chuckling throughout the whole video. It went from a regular Star Wars video to something out of Big Lebowski or a Kevin Smith film. Great job 👍

[@FloodOfAnime]

This is the peak of fan fiction

[@CT5555_]

"The emperor would go on to date shmee and they'd all live happily ever after" that ending has got me rolling on the floor.

[@markguyz630]

I actually liked the idea of anakin actually recovering from bacta fluid without palpatine realizing or knowing

[@Doja_art]

😂😂😂 Palpatine ordering gummies too 😂😂😂

[@jamesnoonan2009]

lol I absolutely loved this......we need a clone wars season 7 animation of this lol

[@Kanefan701]

"PUT ME BACK IN YOU FOOLS!" that got me laughing. Again this very refreshing to see and fun. Once more your fan fics are amazing.

[@dovasvariakojis6934]

I laughed so hard at the moment when Palpatine immediately ordered a batch of Bacta Gummies for himself after seeing Vader use them to regrow his limbs

[@angusporter511]

I was legit cracking up every other second for the whole vid😅

[@billyjohns332]

Back a year later just as good as I remember!

[@chosen-wan2188]

I can't stop laughing 😂 Anakin licking Bacta juice inside of his Helmet

[@randomgamer7888]

I'd pay 5x the price of a movie theatre ticket to see this being brought to live action

[@thomasleongeorgerobertglad7560]

Make it a comedy series similar to How I Met Your Mother crossed with Friends, please for the love of all thats sane someone pitch this to Lucas and Disney

[@rizzfarmer11]

I'd pay 1500 dollars

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

This is absolutely perfect, I need more if this universe

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

Imagine if he got his problem fixed

[@GTAfan421]

I do wish there were more fan fics like this. I feel that's is a big part of the point of Fan Fics - to create scenarios that couldn't/wouldn't happen in an official capacity