What if Australia Had An Empire Like the UK! (Age of Civilizations 2)

[@ShudowWolf]

Australia: *Conquers China easily* Britain *Tears up*: "That's my little boy...all grown up..."

[@Daarrrkkk]

Shadow Wolf XD

[@aussieendeavor3679]

Ewan Croft Don't worry, they will have high autonomy.

[@unitedkindoms9895]

They do grow up so fast *starts crying*

[@raymondhu7720]

404 likes not found error

[@jacobwills9578]

The U.S. WTF happened to me?

[@wormiestwood682]

Drew: *gives australia the most populated areas of china* Also Drew: Where the hell is china's stuff?!

[@treytonlandplayz3151]

i n d e e e e e e e d *t r ue*

[@grahamparks1645]

Can we talk about how Pennsylvania is the state that could

[@drawingcrabs7046]

@@grahamparks1645 yes

[@gintozlato1880]

What did you expect, it's drew

[@Nick-kj5hk]

“Spelt Dongola” Drew: Dongolia????

[@origami_alys]

I am 99% sure Mr. Paintbrush here is dyslexic

[@petartedONE]

My man read it hella times and never corrected himself 😂😂

[@evandechant6849]

You gotta appreciate the commitment though. Said it like 5 times

[@RinaMasuda]

Its like when ppl read the word 'Namibia' but they say it like 'Nambia'🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ScottStratton]

It’s not Drew’s fault they spelt their name wrong!

[@BroskoiiYtb]

Drew, if you're wondering how random countries always end up on number 1 it's because of the fact that you can use your money to improve your provinces, which is more cost-effective than conquering in this game. That's why countries who seem like they did nothing alwyas end up on number 1, if you want to check who does this, check their economic score at the end when you look at who is in the top 10

[@LoveScreamTrue]

I second this.

[@Knightway1]

Oh I wondered about pakistan and new Zealand

[@mmmzzzz560]

@@LoveScreamTrue Čau Latvieti

[@LoveScreamTrue]

@@mmmzzzz560 Ak, nē.. kā? AoC, nopietns?

[@JosTheMan1]

Yep, it is. But AI doesnt do it with most efficient way, which is "manually" getting more factories. AI keeps factories extreme high in investments whole game, while making sure to have enough people for factories as well. (But New Zealand in this videl had like max 10 provinces, so the turn must have been at least 3000 to score that high while australia having shit ton of land)

[@Menorahmaster1]

Dongola: *exists* Drew: D O N G O L *I* A

[@arsalafi1829]

He always messes it up (I’m dongolawi) :( I’m sad my other messages didn’t come through

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@arsalafi1829 I mean, *D O N G O L I A* is a far better name

[@arsalafi1829]

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 that’s subjective but k

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@arsalafi1829dong + Mongolia

[@arsalafi1829]

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 well that is theoretically but interesting

[@nedimnukic4409]

Country name: dongola Drew: *constantly saying dongolia*

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The emus overpowered the Chinese and Russians, the emus are victorious

[@TobuscusGameing]

Avery the Cuban-American Timati is here again

[@gergelyritter9599]

"If we would have a military divison with the bullet taking capacity of an emu, it could face any army in the world!", said a wise australien man in the 1930's.

[@mrjaz666]

Fun fact, Ozzy cavalry wear an emu feather in their hat which they have to catch themselves from horseback to show skill. That is like fighting 10 Mongolians :P

[@aussieendeavor3679]

We just used the emus instead of tanks and vehicles.

[@whodis473]

Yes it is the right season for our magpie dive bombers

[@latvia1]

Everyone gangsta until a Emu rebelion pops up

[@magentamappinganimation9532]

i didn’t like cause it at 420 NICE

[@lancetheking7524]

@@magentamappinganimation9532 someone ruined it

[@nghitran5544]

Wow

[@nghitran5544]

...

[@jayseaandfriends]

Magenta Mapping/Animation not funny, didn’t laugh

[@hookdog5765]

this is the exact content we Australians want to see

[@aussieendeavor3679]

Anything that includes Australia kicking people's asses makes me happy

[@FishyFilllet69420]

*Everybody gangster until you here the Australian anthem in Russia*

[@vinnietom6766]

You could have achieved such a goal if you started a revolution and started expanding your prison island into more prison islands then creating a big colony that would start to create it's own colonies that soon turns into a empire like the big daddy British empire.........sorry.......big sweet tea empire

[@WitchIsAnOtaku]

mhm, don’t worry mate, I’ll do this when I become Prime Minister of Australia

[@XenosX4]

Agreed

[@KatoTVcsgo]

Drew, the ranking counts: 1. Population (The more people the bigger the score) 2. Economy (By how many people are employed) 3. Prestige (Gained by winning wars n stuff) New Zealand probably provided jobs to everyone in their country (which increased the economy ranking), they improved provinces to get more pops and they probably won a few defensive wars which would explain the non existent expansion with NZ

[@ramennnoodle]

New Zealand only had a population score of 18 and with Australia eliminating most of the threats nearby, they probably didn't have a high prestige score. My bet is that they poured all of their money into economy and research, maxing out their capital city with a huge economy and good technology to support development.

[@catfacecat.]

Economy is not the amount of employed people, its the number of [economy] you have overall, so If you don't have the pop to work in them, your not gonna profit form it, and for some reason economic score is just broken

[@CT--gs1wj]

so its basically Imperial Japan, but upside down and run by Emus

[@kiburi129]

Yes, indeed.

[@aussieendeavor3679]

We just used the Emus as calvary

[@vinnietom6766]

No......no......it's run by prisoners.......and emus......mostly emus

[@WitchIsAnOtaku]

nah mate, it’ll be run by me when I become Prime Minister of Australia

[@arthurvice503]

whenever i am in a bad situation i tend to bring my emus out of the basement

[@b2as302]

When the scoreboard literally tells u how scoring works

[@biggycheese4443]

But doesnt use it ..

[@sombrerostalin1499]

Intellec

[@57xa29]

Sombrero Stalin got killed while writing this I can just tell

[@grrumakemeangry]

how does it work, I dont have the game?

[@mLevyks]

@@grrumakemeangry economy plays a big role in the ranking, new zealand territory was small but they probably had a great economy

[@kelborhal2576]

China called Australia "Our Iron Mine" too many time and this was the result.

[@riplikatlnloki5091]

The important parts of China was already given to Australia so it was actually Tibet vs them

[@KhalerJex]

Everytime I see DR Congo I think of "Doctor Congo" and it starts playing the Doctor Who theme in my head with an african style

[@supernovawars1752]

Khaler Jex 😂😂😂

[@ikerbit8935]

Me too brotha

[@nghitran5544]

XD

[@josephstalin4168]

Gulag

[@_-onidaacca-_9371]

@@supernovawars1752 It says on Translated instead of laughing emojis, it says 2. Just 2. Wtf is Khaler Jex 2 lmao

[@owenebersole2629]

Drew: The sun sets on the Australian Empire Sometimes I wonder if he understands how the sun works...

[@14thbattlegroupcommander]

Yeah evereybody knows it cant set on things that dont exist

[@anti-loganpaul7827]

@@14thbattlegroupcommander This is an alternate universe though

[@cozonacc6737]

“I love dong. Who doesn’t love dong?” -Drew, 2019

[@tj_2701]

Yes Drew loves dong and we love his, bet he tastes amazing 😋

[@silberwolf0794]

@@tj_2701 :3

[@_-onidaacca-_9371]

@@tj_2701 *a a a a a a a a*

[@skeptic781]

Sweden is now attacking Germany, that's new. Cough* 30 years war

[@janneplayz2370]

Skepticism I also thought of that

[@byzantine2516]

Poor HRE. The 30 years war nearly broke it

[@Incaned]

I’m not even Australian but i’m in love with this idea

[@aussieendeavor3679]

We were tired of being made fun of for being upside down, so we made ourselves the right way up too.

[@WitchIsAnOtaku]

don’t worry, I’ll treat your country good when I become Prime Minister of Australia and do this

[@arthurvice503]

ʍɥɐʇ ʎon ɯǝɐu ɐnsʇɹɐlᴉɐus ɐɹǝ ndsᴉpǝ poʍu uo ʍǝ ɐɹǝuʇ

[@ashutoshsharma-gn7qy]

@@arthurvice503 thx for the translation

[@WitchIsAnOtaku]

@DA BIG CHEESE oh how cringe I was a year ago, thinking I’d ever have the guts to even become a politician, now all I wanna do is lay in bed and sleep all day

[@Autconscipatheonive]

10:26 Australia and Turkey? *Australian Soldiers at gallipoli:* *Am I a joke to you?*

[@efeercelik5811]

ANZACS and Turkish troops are forever brothers

[@loghan93]

Anzac Day, I respect the soldiers that fought for us

[@lightningfun6486]

We are friendly now I love turkey and australia

[@bobsmith7066]

And behold the Emu shalt rise from the land below and the Emu shalt cause the end of days for the Emu is inevitable. -Book of Emu

[@yip8216]

Me: *devilish smile*

[@kuyachamp7618]

Countries: Please don't invade us! Australia: **We have kangaroos** Countries: *Aight* get in.

[@scottb7115]

Im sorry jon, The lasagna was rigged from the start

[@tupho8178]

nice

[@josh-kg1rb]

Drew doesnt realize that the ai wont do a giant coalition ever in this game ever

[@xo1276]

alternative universe where Australia won the Emu War

[@miskapiska2188]

U arent even subbed to drew

[@BadreHN]

@@miskapiska2188 so?

[@miskapiska2188]

@@BadreHN so i wonder how he was so quick here i mean congrats btw otoman empire best empire

[@reggie69.]

Wheres the onion hat

[@miskapiska2188]

@Rule Britannia i swear i aint a byzantophile

[@Autconscipatheonive]

6:00 *Gustavus Adolphus:* *Am I a joke to you?*

[@frogdolphin9708]

The sun in fact doesnt set in Imperial Australia, which means that you can cook kangaroo meat on the hot ground all day long

[@joej.2039]

"oh they're all attacking Poland. Not the first time that's happened that's for sure"

[@comrade1158]

Drew: makes a video spotlighting a specific empire Also Drew: “Its not the destination that matters, it’s the nations we make along the way.”

[@superkittypro6520]

age of civilizations 2: the only game where you can see connecticut take over brazil in georgia

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The Japanese couldn’t handle my strength

[@Tommyleah1]

What about the second time? Was that capitalist propoganda?

[@Roody_Patootie]

Can I join you

[@RinaMasuda]

Why are you everywhere????!!!!!

[@Roody_Patootie]

Balkekeutgajji Neighkeousonan he is Inevitable

[@RinaMasuda]

@@Roody_Patootie not if trump drops a fat nuke on his noodles

[@Kreicss]

6:26 Latvia stronk 7:56 Latvia intensifies 9:00 *THE STAR*

[@sigmadraconis4149]

At the final scoreboard, notice that there are 4 scores: one for population, one for Economy and one for prestige, wich are added up to make the total score. Some nations might seem to be very weak, but if they heavily invest in things like Population Or economy (like New Zealand did in your video) they can get quite a good score.

[@nickolay7262]

Drew: Look at Turkey, theyre a beast! Me, noticing Serbia is still alive: When is removal time?

[@vostoball5278]

serbia should be ded already

[@thomaspotter332]

6:15 Drew you aren’t slick

[@johnmaldi]

9:16 “I realize Turkey is now in Australia...” - Drew Durnil 2019

[@ddtgranata8356]

Australia: have an empire Italy: *HELLO*

[@totallynotjeff7748]

When he mentions the Caspian sea two video in a row: (Happy landlocked sea noises)

[@byrdo4090]

Drew: makes this video Me, an Australian: N I C E

[@thomasturner6980]

I guess they'll be drinking tea through their feet

[@eternadash]

As An Australian, I Am Very Happy Seeing That We Took Over So Much In This Game.

[@thebronzedragon1]

So basically the Auusies are The Luke to Britain's Vader in this context

[@saxx9088]

Is Canada leia?

[@zddxddyddw]

2:24 Good, China and Taiwan finally unified under the great Australian flag.

[@germanyballwork5301]

what if alabama won the first world war? what if alabama had an empire like the UK!

[@saxx9088]

Germanyball Wörk I mean monarchy was very incestuous soooo

[@awesam1148]

“This is golombia” That is where the golems live

[@rektech7749]

Lazarbeam: *gets demonized* Also lazarbeam: “this is where the fun begins”

[@alextuller6222]

"What If Austrália had a Empire" laughs in papua New guinean

[@WitchIsAnOtaku]

o, waiiit... please explain, i think i know what u mean but i’d like a proper explanation

[@readthebooks7154]

@@WitchIsAnOtaku Australia used to kinda own Papua New Guinea, because it was a German colony that the British took and gave to Australia after WW1.

[@chevrolet-poitiers9507]

ReadtheBooks the Australians took New Guinea.

[@sherrymiller23]

@@chevrolet-poitiers9507 Its Papua New Guinea 🇵🇬

[@chevrolet-poitiers9507]

@@sherrymiller23 Sorry, I was couldn’t be bothered to write the full name.

[@Autconscipatheonive]

6:00 *The Lion from the North intensifies*

[@LexiGutz]

Yes, Sabaton!

[@matthewespinoza9730]

The Emu Empire has grown.

[@AzureRT456]

As one from Connecticut, I'm proud of this small state doing so well.

[@Silver-bb4lt]

Indiana made it to the end too. Usually it gets nuked by Illinois in Drew’s other vids

[@xano2921]

1:45 it's just that you gave Australia the Chinese centers of population and production

[@wolfanize4334]

This is a HUGE reverse card moment

[@mikemino3219]

How the score works: 1. Population: self explanatory, how many ppl are living in the country. 2. Economic: I'm not 100%, but it's either how much a country earns per turn or how much money a country currently has. I think it's the later. 3. Prestige: pretty sure this value is for how many battles/wars have been won, with defeating stronger countries giving more prestige. To get their positions on the leaderboard, the 3 scores are added together. If an unexpected country is on the list, it means that the country hasn't been attacked much/at all, so their economic score keeps going up. So their population and prestige is a small score, but their economy is huge and makes their overall score huge too. If you want a reliable way to tell who did best, ignore economic score. I don't think there's a way to filter/list what you want, so sucks a bit, but it's still a pretty reliable leaderboard.

[@jogroin9882]

1:16 voice crack

[@sergiochavez9717]

jo groin “possiBLy”

[@ramennnoodle]

How the scoring works is there are 3 categories, population, economy, and prestige. Population is how many people your nation has, farms, province growth rate, goods, and technology determine how fast a nation's population grows. Economy is how much money a nation generates, workshops, city investments, budget investments, technology, and development affect economic growth and income generation. Finally prestige, how many provinces captured, wars fought, and battles won. A combination of these scores as to overall score, which determines ranking. Some small counties like New Zealand can turtle and gain lots of economic score by investing heavily in one city while not fighting wars and with a small population. I suggest you look at different map modes because it can reveal how well a nation is actually doing underneath the surface. Province stability can be real low and revolts can destroy a seemingly strong nation while low economic and population score can hinder a nation's ability to produce a big army. Geography also changes a lot, some places have naturally high growth rates that make having a big population easier, for example, Indoneisa or Western Europe. Some places like Siberia will make your nation look thicc but not produce money or people. All the map modes are worth a gander during these videos to reveal a bit more.

[@chloeomg3021]

The last thing Osama bin laden heard 4:32

[@jmanuiop5771]

Seeing Indiana stay steadfast while other states fell around them was amazing, I am so proud. Also Greater Indiana? It has a bit of Kentucky

[@beanburrito4405]

It’s D O N G O L A with no I lmao Drew

[@GTAandApplechannel]

In AOC 2 your troops can go through other country territory if you ask or trade with them about allow your troops go through their territory

[@pisiu2484]

This video is fake, Australia isn't real.

[@yellowam1730]

You're correct with the two views on this video

[@AMx4q]

Australia is real. New Zealand is not.

[@amaroonsheepyt3916]

Pisiu 248 Australia people are paid actors

[@anantchohan6882]

IKR

[@henrychinaski8686]

Bielefeld

[@zfollowell]

Drew, the games rather simple; the scoring system is between 3 factors: Population, Economy, and Size. If you have a giant population, you'll get a lot of score, if you have a massive economy, you'll get a lot of score, and if you are huge, you'll get a lot of score. One thing to note is that New Zealand always gets a giant economy at the end of the game since it just sits there and invests in into economy the entire game, and Bangladesh tends to win with population because it has super high population to begin with.

[@Stellarowo]

LET'S GO LATVIA WOO 101 Anniversary of Latvia was in november 18 but who cares, we celebrate it late..

[@besti4048]

Ye

[@kristinebalta4517]

Drew make op latvia hoi 4

[@Kreicss]

Jā

[@superchicken3554]

2:08 Germany quietly auchlussing the german confederation

[@Otori6386]

>Australia takes almost the entire west coast of North and South America >Didn't take Hawaii though weird flex but okay

[@saxx9088]

TsuGhoul they never got Ethiopia

[@saxx9088]

Never mind bill wurtz lied to me

[@bruhyt9425]

Romania: has one of its best games ever Drew: WOW look at this Latvia!

[@sinaenayati7335]

I can imagine indians going "Im gonna sit at the barbie with a can of fosters"

[@imlosthelpme8647]

No one drinks fosters you squared mustasched dogga

[@aussieendeavor3679]

@I'm Lost!!! Help Me!!! Chill, he doesn't know, its not that big a deel.

[@somethingsomeone400]

Drew: I think Russia is the only one that can stop Australia 1 min later... Australia has toke over Russia

[@bostong_99]

Drew: They Lost Their DONG. - Drew 2020

[@thecrazynate305]

Hell yeah! Connecticut Empire! Take that Florida.

[@jasastopar]

3:58 This moment when a random european country invate croatia and bosnia This randon country is slovenia

[@cherylm3445]

I just like how Australia invades China and Russia and there like we can win and then there like oh shoot we're screwed

[@lawrenceofarabia7474]

so if Australia was the one that created a colonial empire would all maps be upside down?

[@Nothing-1w3]

Oh no...

[@aussieendeavor3679]

What do you mean? all maps you guys use are already upside down.

[@lawrenceofarabia7474]

@@aussieendeavor3679 that's because ur sitting on ur celling

[@aussieendeavor3679]

@Wintry Pandora34 Oh, thats why all my furniture looks weird.

[@WitchIsAnOtaku]

I’ll make it happen when I become Prime Minister of Australia and do this

[@KingofAustralia]

I'm not crying, you're crying

[@0Abraham16]

*I love how they attack China first......this is funny because politi-

[@mitchellkeil7697]

“Australia in turkey?” My great grandpa: *flashbacks*

[@nawolith3840]

Im suprised: Drew makes an Australia-Video, but there are no emu jokes...

[@kaen_tqk3918]

Those vegemite cannons and emu and kangaroo reserves come in handy.

[@lordnerd9112]

New Zealand 3# why? 4 word Lord of the rings

[@EarlJohn61]

Just the one ring to rule them all!

[@jackfague8204]

Drew: Creates Australian empire and is confused why we are so powerful Every Australian: Release the eshays!

[@apfelmator]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@weirdcrew2242]

New Zealand was just chillin all the time and improving their technology and economy, that's why.

[@alistairparkmusic]

1:16 Damn sounding like your 14 again

[@b0t57]

Poor Mongolia just stuck there 4:48

[@walkingcopyright425]

Thank you, I'm a kiwi aka new zealander

[@PiniMoo]

New Zealand didn't engage in any wars so they focused on their economy which got really big, if you click on their diplomacy you can see they probably have a ridiculous huge economy

[@asphyxbs]

11:11 We, Romanians, lost our dong

[@charlessapp1835]

Next time you do this. Can you make Quebec a country so that Canada is not too OP. Also, the same time Texas rebelled against Mexico, a couple of the Northern Mexican states also rebelled, (but were crushed). Can you make them independent too? To lessen the power of Mexico and give some US states a better chance.

[@trankuill]

Australia: *takes over all of Russia and China* Drew: Hmm... Australia hasn't expanded so much yet...

[@robertquesnel360]

Connecticut ballin ,but people still would complain about taxes

[@theunionjack5172]

Australia:defeats China Britain who’s had Hong Kong taken from them:good son

[@CLD_Storm]

I didnt know the emus are so powerful

[@-quckrf_gch-]

Australians: loses war with emus Also Australians: eats up the whole world

[@fallennightcore719]

No one: Literally No one: Drew, after seeing Australia conquer all of Russia: "Australia hasn't expanded that much"

[@TheEmeraldGamer101]

The reason New Zealand got top 3 is because when you dont go to war you can really build up your economy which gives you a lot of score

[@79Majken]

You should make a video where the states and the European countries switch places

[@amirklapuh1407]

Pretty sure they had a super powerful economy this is possible because when I play a small country I put all my earned money to development and research I can reach technology 1.5 while the rest of the world is still in like 0.75 so im pretty sure they got enormous population per tile maybe they reached max population and there economy should not be far behind.

[@mitchel1293]

This should be renamed to Australia if the emus never existed.

[@user-qd3uj1zx9m]

Nah, it's not the first time Sweden invades Germany. They got some land there once. I am living in the north-eastern Germany and a pretty big city up here got freed by a man back then that's known here. There's even a street in this city named after that guy.

[@FadhilArchip]

Finally I found a video Malaysia mentioned on the top 10 list... I think with the Imperial Australia power, give the opportunity to Comonthwealth countries (🇳🇿,🇵🇰,🇧🇩,🇮🇳,🇲🇾) to survive or make alliance.

[@indouwuglitderpz2078]

Drew gives Australia the eastern China coastline with most of the population: Also drew: HOW SO STRONG

[@dudebruh630]

7:12 "And then Sweden is gone. Thanks alot australia." drew durnil doesn't like Pewdiepie.