What If Everyone in Smash Bros. Ultimate Had Their Canon Height?

[@NintenUnity]

Captain Falcon is the only character that I could not find a canon height for. There are no statements about his height in his games, anime, comic etc. and he never stood next to a character that has a canon height (aside from Smash itself). Also, since the height of Miis varies, they were excluded. Finally, I want to point out that you can calculate different heights for some characters depending on what game / statement you use.

[@XXSHREKDXX]

Well in smash captian falcon us 6"8

[@nicocchi]

@@metaknightSSBU see, the thing is that Kirby is stated to be rather tiny (even in Smash 64 it says he's like 12 inches or something), so characters from the same universe are all pretty small. All those eldritch abominations that can end the universe that Kirby kills on a weekly basis? Yep, can reasonably be punted into oblivion by your average human. But obviously Smash scales everyone to be of a reasonably similar size. This applies to the trailers too probably.

[@SomeGuyandHisHerps]

Technically the mario in smash is super mario so he is shorter normally

[@MM-lv7iy]

Depends on the Falcon. There’s been more than one.

[@BainesMkII]

Samus's height depends on the region, or it did around the time of Super Metroid. While both US and JP sources listed her as 190cm (nearly 6'3") and 90kg (over 198lb), this was her in-armor measurements in Japan while it was treated as her out-of-armor measurements by Nintendo of America. You only have to look at Metroid: Other Mission to see that Sakamoto's version of Samus is nowhere near 6'3" out of her suit. The US interpretation came from the Super Metroid guide published by Nintendo of America: "The Power Suit hides a strong, muscular woman. Samus is nearly six feet, three inches tall and weighs nearly 200 pounds." Nintendo of America treated Samus as a hyper-competent Amazonian figure. Japan has treated her somewhat differently, particularly under Sakamoto's control.

[@boopergoober]

Fun fact: Olimar is canonically the size of a GameCube memory card.

[@litepaw7]

Nostalgic...

[@Taco_muncher]

I can fit him in my hand

[@rndmencounters7313]

actually the size of a quarter

[@greatwavefan397]

That must be symbolic.

[@EverGreenTaiga]

Guess that makes him the Olimemory Card!... I'll see myself out.

[@ramenai]

Villager being taller than Mario is an uncomfortable piece of knowledge I had to face today

[@Tobunari]

I feel that using Mario Kart 8 is a bit of a stretch for comparison. Like, okay, they all kind of need to fit in the karts and be recognized, but they don't really use their canon size, just as they don't actually exist in the same universe. Lorewise, the Inklings come from a future Earth where humans are long dead, yet there they are in Mario Kart playing with Mario and pals, to say nothing about Link. If you don't think about it, it's a nice little thing to have them all as guest characters in Mario Kart, as it was intended. But if you start trying to look at it objectively and take things like height comparisons and backgrounds to try to explain things, then it goes a bit off.

[@bobvella7228]

like a mascot costume but ... real

[@drewlmao]

mk8 uses a taller villager design, and the heights in mario kart aren't exactly more accurate than smash

[@Wisconsinlife]

I think the new Villager style is probably in the 5’0-5’7 range

[@jlr1357]

It's worse knowing that Liugi and Ryu have the same height

[@VitahniVaughn]

I've always questioned as a kid why deedeedee was a giant penguin. . . but he's really not a giant. . . everyone in the Kirby universe is just REALLY SMALL!

[@iriswav7379]

That's so funny

[@locusmomus]

I love how Kirby characters are so small and yet so powerfull

[@LilXancheX]

Ikr I thought he was at least 6 foot, cuz he looks so heavy but didn’t expect him to be so short

[@eonbree8593]

he smol

[@tigerrace9989]

The world of smash is relative therefore in kirby everyone is small but that is their unit of measurement. So kirby may be very small in his world but in smash he is relatively small but not the smallest. Its hard to pitch canonical height against each other as there is no way of truly knowing

[@vvlaze]

The fact Kirby is that small really makes you rethink the cosmic horrors he fights as final bosses. Zero is a lot less intimidating when you realize they’re about the size of an exercise ball.

[@3hoodies]

I remember seeing a tumblr post about this, and how despite the fact that Kirby is 20cm tall Star Dream still manages to be MASSIVE I don't remember the exact size OP calculated but it was pretty big

[@FinallyAlone]

"Kick the cosmic horror"

[@nesyaj0301]

Isn't there a theory out there that Kirby is the cause of all of the disasters he has to deal with though?

[@cornesalvo9366]

@@nesyaj0301 hmm, what does this theory entail? Never heard of it but would like to know

[@Betterthanever-m2i]

@@nesyaj0301 in most modes of Super star, triple deluxe and squeak squad Kirby is just minding his own business before being attacked, so for those games the theory is out

[@BlueWolfZero]

The fact that Isabelle is taller than Lucario is ridiculous.

[@SallyCatTree]

Ikr lol

[@ASmarterThanAverageSeel]

Wait what I didn’t notice that lol

[@johnhalo8726]

Ehh not really. Lucario was the same height as Ash if not just barely shorter in the Lucario movie and he's around 4'7

[@SallyCatTree]

@@johnhalo8726 wait what?

[@alexracer1521]

@@johnhalo8726 this is based in the Pokedex data

[@mrafflin]

I like how the entirety of the Fire Emblem cast’s height is based on the fact that Lucina stood next to Chun-Li once

[@mewthreeraven]

Except Roy xD

[@masterofdoots5965]

@@mewthreeraven and Byleth

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

I'm more triggered by the fact that Fire Emblem has SO many characters in Smash, yet its sibling series has literally nothing. *LITERALLY NOTHING* to be even spoken of... Well, at least MAYBE that will no longer be the case once the "Re-Boot" is launched, which I'm still looking forward too, even though I'll never be able to afford it, I'm fairly certain... Considering how broke I am and probably always will be....

[@yoso378]

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 advance wars had an assist trophy in smash 4 that wasn't brought back for ultimate for whatever reason...

[@syweb2]

@@yoso378 Didn't that assist originate from Brawl? Your point still stands, of course, I just remember seeing it in my first Smash game.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

"Luigi is the same height as Ryu, Joker, _and_ Byleth" is not a statement I was mentally prepared for.

[@thegreatgmantheguy]

and the Belmonts who appeared in the same Trailer as Luigi

[@thiccskipper1996]

And peach Is taller than most of them

[@thepickleking5717]

Luigi is a taller than a charizard

[@sephikong8323]

The fact Yoshi is bigger than Charizard, Cloud and the FE lords (except Byleth which has the same height) just makes me lose it

[@washingmachine5225]

I love how Ridley just asserts dominance on everyone by not even showing the beginning of his legs

[@novaninja729]

"Too big for Smash"

[@Command.]

wanna see asserting dominance? 4:35

[@minimik75]

@@Command. lol

[@Orangekid65]

and by T-posing

[@Mr.Feather130]

And so as greninja who’s t posing

[@sergionieto8667]

The fights against the lord's of destruction Kirby faces feel so less threatening when considering that most are as big as a watermelon

[@antonywu6672]

Yeah that’s true

[@benjaminsmith8377]

People still say he's the canonical strongest character. Imagine seeing this tiny pink blob single handedly destroy the worlds armies and weaponry

[@atlas3348]

@@benjaminsmith8377 kirby has slain eldritch gods and with some effort cracked a planet larger then earth. The planet destruction was without involving his copy abilities. That fuck is gonna happen if he swallows a nuclear device? The fuck would happen if he faced a nuke in general? Kirby as small as he may be is a god killer that could dismantle all earth governments and destroy the planet

[@gw7911]

Just think about how powerful antman is though.

[@AlonzoTompkins]

@Atlas Pretty sure a nuke would just give Kirby the crash power.

[@wingedbluj1674]

That's right, everyone, Little Mac, the guy who's entire deal is being smaller than everyone he fights... is as tall as the average Charizard.

[@thejedisonic67]

To be fair, his opppnents are often chad height muscled boxers

[@FancifulDancingStar]

To be fair, though, the Wii game retconned his height. Little Mac's height in the NES game was MUCH shorter still.

[@Rodanguirus]

I feel like that says more about how Charizard's size is often misremembered/exaggerated than anything about Little Mac.

[@ReikokuXTaifuu]

^this Everyone likes to think Charizard is a massive flying dragon. When in reality he's really short. I've had ex girlfriends who would tower over a charizard lol

[@jurekmc]

@King Vincerys maybe the little is not about height

[@Cypher9703]

"Ridley is too big for smash." Massive Hero Soccer Guy: Screw that, shrink him down and put him in.

[@Kemuja]

I, from now on, will call Sakurai as "Massive Hero Soccer Guy"

[@professornova1236]

I thought he was "Mashed potatoes samurai?"

[@Cypher9703]

@@professornova1236 Great, now I wish I went with Massive Hero Samurai. It sounds funnier and somehow cooler.

[@Venom-rr1vg]

LMFAO

[@no-kr7rk]

@@Cypher9703 wait who

[@eliza2636]

The fact that Rosalina is as tall as FREAKING GANONDORF is horrifying

[@youtubewontletmetypeagoodu8128]

She’s tall af. I thought I was seeing things when I saw her model next to peach who’s already tall af

[@a1marine105]

Her cheeks must be premium

[@dianebostic1046]

at the end of galaxy she gets the size of a galaxy so you should see that

[@jsmithers.]

Not horrifying...hot..🥵

[@RosaFan161]

That's actually really awesome.

[@deoxysandmew2162]

Every character is mostly fine. Ridley: "Legs"

[@ElenaPog]

“mostly fine” Olimar is a speck on the floor

[@syweb2]

I did not expect K. Rool to be so tall that his head was off-screen. You mostly just see his belly. Ridley's size is inconsistent, but only his legs showing up when standing upright gave me a chuckle.

[@labbit35]

Legdley

[@waddledeedeee]

every leg is leg day, monday tuesday wednesday

[@Nrt2Pnt0]

@@syweb2 ridley is big.

[@Starsoul_]

Meta Knight: "I am the Darkness, fear me!" Everyone: "Awww, look at his tiny cape."

[@mettatheone1705]

P u t h i m i n t h e j a r

[@theguide3686]

@@mettatheone1705 w h a t ?

[@blainetate743]

@@theguide3686 The coom jar.

[@alephkasai9384]

@@mettatheone1705 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@j-man3267]

It’s all fine and dandy until he stabs your eye

[@lVicel]

I would love to see a Smash Battle were the Characters had the Original sizes.

[@BunnyChamberX]

Every Tourney Olimar player must be required to have a passport of atleast asian descent to play if that were the case

[@JB-only]

>Choose Ridley >Walk >GG win

[@sleepykirbyplays6323]

@@JB-only >choose kirby >punch everyone in the entire battlefield >gg Oh wait no canonical power?

[@PeterGriffin11]

I'd like to see them do this with Assist Trophies and Pokeball Pokémon. My guess is that Groudon would probably be the biggest.

[@hylianmono]

@@PeterGriffin11 moon tho

[@antusFireNova]

Alternate title: Chris Pratt stares at you for 8 minutes

[@thebatmanwhorulesoverall4659]

“He’s so cool”

[@sussyballs4455]

A Mario

[@imamnajmi3084]

It's me Mario

[@Starrrycandy]

That joke has officially run its course

[@samueltenma2601]

I just choked when read this lol

[@niktri8312]

I don't know which is scarier, the fact that Rosalina is the Lady Dimitrescu of the Mushroom Kingdom, or that Kirby is the second shortest character, and yet he's the most powerful being in the game.

[@Vigriff]

The latter for me.

[@tsubasasupremo]

you had to say that?....

[@MunchKING]

Ness is pretty dang bonkers in his own games.

[@dionaeamuscipula6649]

@@MunchKING nah ness isnt that powerful. He has his friends to back him up. The giygas fight was only won through the collective prayer of everyone on earth. He's more of a support character. He can beat the shit out of a dinosaur though

[@deven-williamslabrecque8527]

Dude, villager is too strong. He's more than a god killer, he's a demon in need of souls to eat. Just look at his face😂😂

[@michaelfernandez9617]

Why is no one talking about how Princess Peach is literally 6'1"

[@craigmoon2121]

Samus is 6' 3"

[@michaelfernandez9617]

@@craigmoon2121 It's ok because she's mommy

[@greatwavefan397]

@@michaelfernandez9617 get the f-zero out

[@hellomynameis5760]

@@michaelfernandez9617 hell yeah

[@PushPastMyLimits]

@@craigmoon2121 she’s wearing 6inch high heels so 5’9 in reality

[@cameronhoglan]

I refuse to believe that Yoshi is bigger than Charizard. My brain just doesn't accept it 🤣

[@leum4s]

Ikr

[@zacariasnelson5753]

Just look at the sheer volume of a yoshi in Super Mario 64 though! crazy huge

[@leum4s]

@@zacariasnelson5753 ye

[@Yamanj23]

I'm taller then Charizard that seems weird to me (around 1.82m)

[@bluekel615]

Furret is taller than charizard.

[@kaywabindato167]

1.6 meters is Sora's official height in KH3, but his model in Smash is based on his KH1 appearance which is before his growth spurt, so he'd actually be much shorter.

[@Blapedred]

He has a KH3 alt though

[@kaywabindato167]

KH3 outfit on KH1 Sora.

[@wolfdragox5563]

Yeah “much shorter” how old is he in KH3? 1-2 years older? You don’t grow that much in that period of time

[@kaywabindato167]

Did you play the games? It shows how much he grew. His KH1 romper goes past his knees in the first game, and in the beginning of KH2 it only reaches mid-thigh. That's quite a difference.

[@wolfdragox5563]

@@kaywabindato167 not that much of a difference tho, it’s not like he grew half a meter or something

[@PeterGriffin11]

Official Pokémon sizes are very weird so I'm not surprised Isabelle is taller than Lucario.

[@thekiss2083]

Maybe because they're always scaled to child protagonists

[@Nolyswag1]

Furret is taller than Nidoking and Lucario

[@yosinaliem3699]

@@Nolyswag1 furret is measured head to tail iirc

[@mohamedbelbaali659]

charizard is fricking tiny tho I expected him to be like 2,5 m because of how big he is in the show

[@canned3880]

@@mohamedbelbaali659 Pokémon sizes can vary, the dex one is just average size

[@TheBrianJ]

Everyone: [Stands in various ways that fit their characters] Greninja: [T-POSE TO ASSERT ALPHA FROG DOMINANCE]

[@superjumpbros64]

*Richter looks back*: Don't Try Me

[@Reynnan123]

You telling me t posing doesn't fit with the character!?

[@HypercomboProduction]

T-posing Ridley-"How cute"

[@antusFireNova]

APLPHROG

[@henrikbartnes8424]

Bayo

[@fawfulthegreat64]

We need something like this where their Smash models are all lined up and scaled to canon size, shortest to tallest, in a 3D environment where the camera starts with a close up of Olimar then slowly zooms out, panning through all the characters up till Ridleys whole body is on screen.

[@RenShinomiya121]

like one of those monster hunter size comparison video where a felyne runs across it.

[@Envy_May]

like that video of the size comparisons of the stars in the universe lol

[@nesswednesday2976]

I love that there are randomly selected artworks from different games, and then you have Greninja and Ridley's models t-posing

[@a-s-greig]

The Castlevania guys, too.

[@BlueCat98]

And Bayonetta

[@a-s-greig]

@@BlueCat98 Bayo's is genuinely intimidating.

[@Heregoesnuttin]

I still can’t get over the fact that BOWSER FREAKING JUNIOR is bigger than LITERAL KING DEDEDE

[@CapuccinoMachine]

Well to be fair king dedede is a penguin...

[@JUXTAP0S3R]

Well King Dedede IS a penguin tbh

[@drpottymouth]

King De-De-Dee. You're shorter than I expected.

[@CinnaSwirls]

To be fair we kept seeing his height compared to Kirby's, even knowing Kirby's size.

[@1SilverDollar]

@@drpottymouth Isabelle: ...And Charizard... I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little, larger.

[@FreezerKing]

Mario is about five feet tall, and can jump about five times his height from a standing start. So, Mario can jump the height of a two-storey building with room to spare without even building up a run. Pretty good for a man of his girth.

[@Gabriel-zy7ee]

To be fair Mario is something far beyond "human".

[@Kuribonker]

Wait, but his high doesnt affect his jump since small mario jump as high as shroomed mario

[@lechonkisgod2356]

His name was “jump man” for a reason

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

@@Gabriel-zy7ee Mushroomer humans are clearly no slouches. No wonder Mario and Luigi were prophesized to be Bowser's downfall.

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

@@Kuribonker No one said it did.

[@mangothedango]

Everyone else: official artwork Greninja, Ridley, Bayonetta, Simon and Richter: *T-pose*

[@5h0ckblock]

Bowser is actually a weird case considering his height changes each game.

[@neopalm2050]

Sometimes even within a game.

[@Mikeinator_]

*Laughs in Ridley*

[@LeonardoRodrigues-uj1sm]

Peach is about the same height as Mario nowadays too.

[@GabrielGreedy]

@@neopalm2050 I was about to say that LOL

[@isrape2173]

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[@isthatagamer8844]

Funny how monsters like, Gannondorf, bowser, K. Rool, and Ridleyare some of the biggest, and then there is Roselina and Bayonetta Edit: I think I confused everyone by replying

[@mohamedbelbaali659]

Rosalina was expected she's super big in mario galaxy

[@isthatagamer8844]

@@mohamedbelbaali659 ik but it’s funny how she is thrown in with a space dragon as one of the biggest fighters

[@xtendo_64]

We do love a tall woman like our space queen and dimitrescu

[@RarestArcanine]

But Rosalina floats though…

[@TaMarvio2129]

@@RarestArcanine that's literally the only way I will accept she's that tall

[@samurottboi369]

It's hilarious to think about Dedede's canon height to be only half a meter when in Smash he's fricken huge

[@mariosanabria6646]

True

[@seretith3513]

Well, he's a Penguin. No living Penguin goes above your Waist

[@They_are_Arthur]

Alt title: Mario stares at you as all of his besties take a pic with him one at a time.

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

well to quote pit, everyone knows mario

[@Mario_Madman_12]

To quote Corporal in Snake’s codec: there’s not a single person who doesn’t know Mario. He’s that famous

[@QT_Jeanne]

Daisy is actually shorter than Peach canonically but slightly taller than Luigi, so she should be around 1.80 M

[@Luminoth-il1yt]

Nintendo are trying to distinguish her from Peach in the sport and Party games. They made her a little bit shorter and fatter in Tennis and Golf and tanned her skin in Golf and MP Superstars.

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

@@Luminoth-il1yt That "fat" is muscle. Gotta give her a more athletic build to match her sportier personality.

[@Gabriel-zy7ee]

@@CarbonRollerCaco I mean she can casually throw Bowser completely out of sight.

[@slandboi495]

@@Gabriel-zy7ee Meanwhile Mario has to wind him up

[@Gabriel-zy7ee]

@@slandboi495 true lol. I would say the reason to that is because he's not trying to use his full power and cause damage to any civilization he's protecting(granted Bowser was at his peak at the time in 64 but was a lot more casual in party.

[@terpsidance.]

So Canonically, Mario has a head that is roughly two feet across

[@killerk8t]

i'm upset

[@greatwavefan397]

Golf is a game of seven inches. Mario Golf: *Twenty four.*

[@driveasandwich6734]

Not necessarily, that might just be the art style. (Although New Donk City might mean he really does look like that.)

[@MopeyToapy]

His nose is also mostly bone

[@nuttyboi6645]

I......I don’t like this

[@WolfishMule]

Does Riddley even have a canon size? The most consistent thing about him is how inconsistent his size is.

[@Elonyx.studios]

From Super Metroid onward his height is actually consistant. Even in the 3D games he only appears bigger due to the 3D perspective

[@greatwavefan397]

consistently inconsistent

[@IceHeartAlpha]

you can ask bowser too some games hes a giant and some hes just as tall as mario heck, that extra content bowsers fury hes Both!

[@NormalLunk]

In the first Metroid, Ridley was the same height as Samus. Every since Metroid 3 he's had a consistent height difference.

[@MopeyToapy]

I Love this sentence

[@RocketPropelledGamer]

Don't forget that with Bowser's constantly changing scale in every game, he'd probably still be able to crush everyone in Smash on a good day.

[@Mario_Madman_12]

Imagine if he used Bowsers height from Mario Galaxy 2 as comparison

[@Mips64]

Nsmbu Bowser

[@choihayting5039]

alph is canonically slightly shorter then olimar, so technically alph's the shortest character in the game.

[@fleentstones117]

Honestly all I'm getting from this is that the Mario characters are way taller than they have any business being.

[@bobvella7228]

puts the metro kingdom citzens under a new lens

[@kkmac7247]

Not really, a dinosaur is shorter than I was at 13

[@fleentstones117]

@@kkmac7247 Proportions. Mario's head size is HUGE. Not just height bud.

[@kkmac7247]

@@fleentstones117 true, but that isn’t what you said

[@antusFireNova]

Way taller than they should be, except for Mario itself. How ironic

[@mqfii8992]

If Smash was accurate In size, fighting Olimar and Ridley would be a nightmare.

[@greatwavefan397]

Just squish Olimar first and then worry about Ridley.

[@mqfii8992]

@@greatwavefan397 Problem Is actually hitting him with his tiny hitbox.

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Either Ridley will smash attack you from a map away or he'll be so easy to combo everyone can preform a zero to death on him

[@teacupbirb4711]

Ridley's up smash would be covering all three platforms on battlefield. There are no landing options, just leg.

[@leirbag1595]

Fighting Olimar would be like fighting Ant-Man "He beat your ass full-size, do you really wanna fight him when you can't see him coming?"

[@theburningbaron6417]

I think what's funnier than realizing how small some characters really are is the comparison of body structure between characters. It's hard to believe Sheik is about as tall as Mario when Mario's head is almost the same size as Sheik's upper body.

[@Oswerb]

No one's talking on how "little" Mac is taller than nearly half the roster?

[@legoguy04]

Ikr! Literally has it in his name, and yet taller than the referee.

[@mr.saturn7703]

Hes called Little Mac bc hes real name is Mac Little and he wants to be "discreet" also Little Macs previous canon height was around 142cm or 4'8

[@LetterNumber]

Compared to his Punch Out opponents he's little

[@silverhand9965]

I'm guessing most of the characters' heights are based on average heights in Japan and neighbouring Asian countries. Little Mac is of European descent however. A short European man can still be above average by Japanese standards

[@rambofan334]

If he's Little Mac, then I can't imagine Big Mac.

[@bruhbruh3673]

Imagine being K.K.Rool and not fit the freaking screen

[@soundwave7855]

Ridley though

[@krisrock1824]

It's King K. Rool, K.K. Rool sounds like a song from K.K. Slider.

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

@@krisrock1824 now I need a kk cover of gangplank galleon

[@Yukon_83]

i dont think he cares as long as half of him gets in there

[@zpellet6326]

@@christiancasaverdepertica1802 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TUYa2JZb2NhKc yeah people have done basically every single kk slider remix possible

[@93Chowo]

When Fans said "Ridley is to tall to be in Smash" I laughed and thought, well Olimar for example wouldn´t be able to be seen if he had his original size.

[@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569]

I'm pretty sure the "Too big" argument stemmed from something Sakurai said but you're definitely right about it being a stupid reason and I'm glad Sakurai and the team finally realized that.

[@TheDayd111returns]

But why is Joker so small compared to the other anime like Smash characters lol Joker is smaller than Lucina in the game.

[@93Chowo]

@@TheDayd111returns Maybe the genes? :)

[@bomes2084]

in his original appearance he was only 30~% bigger than samus

[@Underworlder5]

@@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569 i think the stated reason was that his size was part of his intimidation factor, and shrinking him down to a playable size would ruin that. seems they realized they could still have him as a beast if they increased his ferocity a bit

[@slenderslayer8203]

Everyone: Little Mac is such a short boy. *proceeds to be taller then a large portion of the cast.

[@CaptainStraya]

Bayo is literally over 8 feet tall wtf. Absolute amazonian monster of a woman

[@gentlyvillainous]

Your forgetting her heels ad like 2 feet

[@josiahhill8106]

She’s not this guy is so dead wrong🤣💀

[@nuttyboi6645]

Yeah I know right it’s more like 3 feet

[@mrdimma6713]

Bayonetta 100% is that tall, she towers over humans in her game

[@phil2160]

* 2 meters 50

[@luigiclone0286]

The king, the legend, the Triple in power and name, Dedede himself standing at half a meter Now THAT is comedy

[@dom1n8r64]

king dedede is the same size as jigglypuff. my god.

[@tik7165]

I find it funny that according to this king Dedede is about the size of some real penguins

[@deathpie24]

That's the best part

[@ParrotParrot]

@Queso2007.🧀 Not giant, just fat.

[@Seamed]

Inkling's height is debatable, since while it is official that they can jump 5 ft, that may not be the normal jump, rather the super jump used to get back with an ally/beacon, so depending on which one you count as the 5 ft jump, they could be super small or more human size, there's a strong case for them being super small because of all the seemingly giant objects like food, consoles or cartridges and such in the games, the consoles and cartridges being in the octo expansion, and the food in the background of the salmon run maps.

[@felixlaf3028]

Finally someone saying it

[@Caunertron]

Also a lot of the equipment they end up using is seemingly large versions of ordinary equipment. Like paintbrushes, pencils, and the like. Octo Expansion spoilers below! Not to forget the "device" we assembled in Octo Expansion was a normal sized blender, that our Octoling fits conveniently inside of. And the giant death laser we fight at the end was assembled inside of the actual Statue of David.

[@bunny_dudette]

i remember sakurai saying he could not put ridley in smash because "he's too big!"

[@deathknight6745]

And the way he’s implemented is the reason why he waited so long to put him in. He looks terrible.

[@Tobunari]

I feel like that has always been some sort of mistranslation. As in not due to his size (Olimar proves size doesn't matter) but his role in the games. Ridley worked very well as a Boss throughout Smash, especially with his constant flight making him a good challenge. Though, after the whole thing with Pyroshere I highly doubt Sakurai could go back to making Ridley just a boss.

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@deathknight6745 Unfortunately the fans made way too much noise about it to ignore.

[@weezersolos]

The fact that Minecraft Steve is taller than Snake and Cloud is so funny to me.

[@KangKush]

It’s terrifying

[@rekt_yer_nan_darding_5788]

I think the size of their limbs fucks it up

[@wuudy_doni]

It’s horrifying

[@malcolmjenkins3585]

One stopped a super human and the other destroys nuclear weapons regularly. And are smaller than the guy who dies by trying to place down a bed.

[@malcolmjenkins3585]

Also, luigi is taller than cloud

[@CarlosGonzalez-pe8qr]

The roster; "aw cool! Official poses, or some nice art." Greninja : "GAZE UPON ME, FOR I AM BECOME DEATH!!"

[@c4libr4tekey79]

Unfortunately, the reasoning for that is Greninja is always on a third limb unless he is moving, which then he lowers himself. So his dominance pose was the best you could get.

[@SomeRandomWWW.comUser]

The Belmonts: Finally a worthy challenger, our battle will be legendary!

[@cronasan6931]

You can't even see all of Ridley's t pose because it's too big & powerful

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

richter is doing the cross pose

[@cronasan6931]

@@user-ow2cs7fb5l I'm not sure if you are referencing Jesus on the cross or just the Belmonts' Holy Cross but it's still pretty funny

[@tor-keeby4401]

I didn't know Kirby minifigures was actually life-sized

[@ElFreakinCid]

They're not, people keep going by a full-of-crap Smash trophy.

[@estebanquinones5918]

Me watching this: "I mean they're not all bad" *Gets To Rosaline* Me: "HOLYYYY"

[@bill-clintongaming]

The Rosalina one was kinda unfair. They should have put her height in 3D World rather than galaxy

[@spiritualak5147]

What timestamp is rosalina

[@jaguarnick4643]

@@spiritualak5147 6:10

[@kkmac7247]

@@bill-clintongaming why?

[@redmadness265]

And King K. Rool

[@joshuaspriggs9195]

This... Was more cursed then expected

[@cristophergasparromerobric5846]

yeah so cursed

[@tommitcx5463]

Im tall as Yoshi, Luigi, Richter and Ryu. Lmao

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

Mario has an enormous head for how tall he is.

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

@@CarbonRollerCaco And he has good skills with hammers. Conclusion: He`s a dwarf.^^

[@patientnr.0409]

The most cursed height is that Link is the same height as Roy. He's the same height as Fire Emblems youngest and shortest protagonist who is infamous for being a total weakling. This makes the OoT age up a joke at best.

[@Ryeaugla]

I call shenanigans on the Fire Emblem guys (besides Byleth) all being the same height. Fire Emblem Warriors has Marth, Chrom, and Robin in it, and you can definitely compare their heights in that game. There's even a scene where Chrom and Robin are standing almost side by side head on and Robin is definitely a bit shorter than Chrom there.

[@catriamflockentanz]

To be fair: Robin can be either huge or tiny based on your choices in the Avatar Menu. Same for a certain "Water Horse Dragon".

[@usefulfilmstv]

The fact that Villager is canonically like 4 times bigger than King Dedede is a thing of nightmares

[@Liggliluff]

Villager does not have a canonical height though. The video does not claim the height to be official.

[@somecrappyedits]

It also uses the New Leaf height, which is noticably lankier than the original Villager designs

[@hi-i-am-atan]

@@magma1675 well, official to the same extent that smash heights are, in that they're based on what officially _feels_ right in the context of gameplay rather than aiming for actual accuracy hell, mk heights are probably fudged even more than smash ones are, given that characters are rarely side-by-side so how the character looks in their kart has a _lot_ more weight than getting the relative scale down pat

[@mariosanabria6646]

@@Liggliluff It's not official but it's an estimated guess that is probably quite close

[@Liggliluff]

@@mariosanabria6646 Read Arctangent's reply above, and that'll explain why Mario Kart is likely a bad source

[@orangeapples]

So, is there a “make everyone canon heights” mod?

[@NoLongerNeedThis]

I wonder how this would affect the META

[@CPUGoddessBlanc]

Olimar players (like me): *frustrated SMOL noises*

[@NoLongerNeedThis]

@@CPUGoddessBlanc It may make him too hard for anyone to hit. But I can only imagine a battle with multiple Ridleys. Geez.

[@Yoshikarter1]

Assuming the mod also changes the hitboxes and not just the visual models.

[@antusFireNova]

@@NoLongerNeedThis Olimar would be either frustatingly unplayable or frustratingly broken (how are you supposed to hit something that tiny?)

[@xhomiegreninjax137]

The fact that Dedede is the same size as Jigglypuff is hilarious

[@talk1425]

I can imagine hearing his voice from the Kirby anime “DOH! DAT THEIR KIRBEH GOT SO BIG.” And then Escargoon would say, “I think that’s a jigglypuff sire.”

[@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569]

I find the fact that Bayo is 8 ft. 2 in. to be the funniest part. Like I've never played her games and I'm aware that she's probably not a human, but I always just kinda thought of her as similar enough to humans.

[@niczaz58]

Steve got a canon height of 6’2” recently so you were really close on that one!! Honestly him being 6 feet alone is weird but now knowing he’s an inch taller than me feels even weirder lol

[@subforsubback9672]

isn't he 1.8 m? thats making him 5,7 ft

[@TheRealHelvetica]

The fact that Steve is taller than Snake and Kazuya, it blows my mind.

[@dexuspillarmen7703]

Yo diría que si todo se fuera a lo canon Steve debería golpear duro no Lo siguiente a eso

[@QualityGarbage]

Thankful Enderman don't exist because they'd be about 10 feet tall and can pick up and carry around a cubic meter of dirt with their bare hands

[@banana_suds7121]

dude he taller than me thats wack

[@venezemapping9920]

I remember watching memes about Steve's height xd

[@HistoryUnwound]

@@venezemapping9920 To say nothing about Steve carrying the equivalent weight of 6 Eiffel Towers in his back pocket, and that was BEFORE Shulker Boxes were a thing.

[@Yeetmaster_2000]

Never really thought that dedede is so tiny in reality lol

[@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin]

yeah he's like the size of an actual penguin (non-emperor), except chonky

[@adriellightvale8140]

It's kinda easy to forget that pretty much every Kirby character is smaller than they appear. Except Void Termina. He's huge.

[@antonywu6672]

I did some guessing with Void Termina’s height and it seems that Void termina is about what I can guess is 12 Kirbys tall (or more), making Void Termina, in real life, about over 8 ft tall. So yeah, that’s be kinda freaky

[@dumbmemesidk]

@@antonywu6672 8 Kirbys tall ? Y'all really don't want to use the metric system lol

[@adriellightvale8140]

@@antonywu6672 ...Void Termina is taller than Shaq.

[@alarkhar]

the reason why Link has variable heights is because he keeps reincarnating - with each generation he changes size. That also goes for Zelda and Ganon.

[@noman777]

Ganon reincarnates pretty infrequently

[@Kohchu]

Ganon is actually consistently the same one. He is the reincarnation of Demise; but the same Ganondorf is in every other game. Link and Zelda constantly get reincarnated. In Smash Brothers Ultimate, Toon and Young Link represent Wind Waker and Majora's Mask; Zelda is in her A Link to the Past appearance, Ganondorf and Shiek represents OOT; and Link is his Breath of the Wild form.

[@noman777]

@@Kohchu in four swords adventures ganon does in fact reincarnate

[@Kohchu]

@@noman777 Four Swords Adventures is the exception, because that takes place at the end of the timeline; after Ganondorf's death in Twilight Princess. He also technically gets reincarnated in Oracle of Seasons/Oracle of Ages, after his death in A Link to the Past too.

[@sinteleon]

@@Kohchu consistently the same one, but not necessarily same body (when brought back from the dead), that and he can shapeshift anyway.

[@AlmyTheAlien]

Holy moly I would *not* have expected K.rool to be that imposing, man could lowkey just stick his finger into my chest and my heart would come out the other side o_o

[@Tonjit41]

Oh

[@k-leb4671]

I would take that size with a grain of salt. DKC1 is an outlier and thus not good for accurate comparisons. In every subsequent game (except DK64 where he's goddamn Goliath for some reason) he's noticeably smaller, being around Bowser's common size.

[@patildo]

I like how Olimar is not even visible in the screen because of his size lol

[@Yamanj23]

He is you just need a bigger screen

[@OTGamer95]

For real! I didn’t even realize how small he was. I had to do a double take, and I literally thought, “there’s absolutely no way Olimar is THAT small.” Brain could not compute.

[@greatwavefan397]

I legit couldn't see him until a second time.

[@SloshyLamp]

I like how all characters have a render or official artwork and then there is Greninja, Simon, Richter, Bayonetta and Ridley's Feet...

[@sharkshrek4154]

don't forget simon he t-poses too

[@bluephinix]

? There stands Simon

[@ShyGuyXXL]

I dunno why we're using Mario Kart as a canonical source, when that series crammed the gigantic bee queen into roughly the size of Bowser. They don't exactly scream consistency.

[@tommasomaruffi1306]

But it's also the same title where Mario appears next to other charachters that he wouldn't normally stand aside of, if we don't count smash

[@k.w.pillsbury4070]

@elpiratamancoXD Would that item be called a “power down.”

[@AwesomeGamer-om4hm]

@elpiratamancoXD The Mini Mushroom could work. Alternatively, considering how Kamek is (enlarged things in the normal world and shrunk an entire half of a forest in the paper world), he probably shrunk Queen Bee or something

[@alamarxandal7525]

@@AwesomeGamer-om4hm Actually, Kamek has shrank things in the real world too, in Yoshi's island, instead of growing one of the bosses to a gigantic size, he shrinks Yoshi, who is them promptly eaten by a frog.

[@ElFreakinCid]

Hell, how about the fact that the Mario Kart 8 Animal Crossing course has AC characters that stand at like 10 feet tall just so they'll be more visible?

[@waxwinged_hound]

I like that Mewtwo and Sephiroth are the same height. They've already got a lot in common. They were both biological experiments done for greedy reasons, both of them ended up with overwhelming power, both of them suffered as a result of being used, and both eventually decided that humans are dumb. And the secrets to their origins are both locked away in old mansions. ANYWAYS I love them and they should be friends.

[@ppowersteef]

They also share the same weight in Smash

[@odstagent1070]

And they both use somewhat dark powers

[@ElFreakinCid]

The difference, of course, is that Mewtwo is more full of self-loathing while Sephiroth immediately went mad with power and murdered a whole village upon learning the truth about his birth.

[@marcossans3292]

Everyone talking about isabelle being taller than lucario So we’re not talking about little Mac being the same size as charizard? I dont know why I thought little Mac was 1,40m

[@ComView19]

Little Mac? More like, Averaged Sized Mac

[@Underworlder5]

little mac really was that short in the NES version (so you could see the opponent better). they bumped him up to a more average size in the wii remake

[@Taco_muncher]

@@Underworlder5 this is true

[@razielonex2469]

@@ComView19 1.7m is considered small for adult males in most countries

[@jigglypuff452]

Eh he’s still short not quite average

[@mongoose1billion]

Ness being canonically taller than Sheik makes my brain hurt.

[@relo999]

PK Growth Spurt?

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

You could say Princess Zelda got the _short_ end of the stick.

[@MustacheDLuffy]

Zelda is a lot taller so that doesn’t make sense

[@arielglr7177]

Hylians are like hobbits

[@a-ramenartist9734]

@@arielglr7177 or medieval humans

[@malishthebousse3452]

For those wondering, Captain Falcon isn't included here, but his canon height is 6' 7" according to verified measurements and the Fzero GX manual...

[@SecchanOG003]

in meters plis

[@CryoDagger]

@@SecchanOG003 roughly 2 meters.

[@SecchanOG003]

@@CryoDagger zank iu

[@MainManJaggi]

@Forrest Taylor He's probably packing around a King Dedede of shmeat in that suit, if I were to guess.

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

wow hes tall

[@dj980918]

Sora is 160cm in Kingdom Hearts 3, but since he got noticeably taller between CoM and KH2, Kingdom Hearts 1 Sora should be around 135cm to 140cm. Nice video, though.

[@anaesthetist1019]

Dr Mario is actually canonically the smallest character. He tosses pills as big as his head, that are only twice as big as a virus. Dr Mario is so small, he can barely be described as an organism. All of the organs belonging to multicellular organisms just cannot be replicated in such a small doctor.

[@rgprosucctions1704]

Or it could be some big ass pills

[@elmera9233]

Or maybe those are some really big viruses

[@anlev11]

Dr Mario is a bacteria

[@jaredponder4149]

Considering you caught me right in the middle of BIO 1, this comment has me dead.

[@somecrappyedits]

Dr.Mario is an amoeba that copied Mario's look for branding purposes

[@shadefire8605]

I think that canon heights aren’t really deliberately thought about, they’re just slapped on by some intern at their respective gaming company.

[@canned3880]

You shouldn't really say that cause you don't like them. Any official thing about the character has to go through a lot of approval unless the director says it rhemselvesy

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

@@canned3880 mmmm.... Some heights, i agree are given thought, but others I do think are just slapped on

[@conic2721]

Kirby especially. Are you telling me I could literally end those Universe Destroying menaces by STEPPING on them?

[@galegopaulista4564]

@@conic2721 I can understand Kirby being smol, but King Dedede not being big just feels preposterous.

[@treajones2303]

@@galegopaulista4564 I mean when their world is made of food and regular cakes look like mountains to them it makes sense

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I'm SHAKING at Luigi and Ryu canonically being the same hight

[@anastasiskanellopoulos740]

Luigi being taller than Cloud seems kinda weird

[@Mr.Pocket]

To me Steve being taller then Joker strike me as odd

[@beardalaxy]

seems legit to me. luigi is the tall brother :) the real question is how fucking big is waluigi then

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

I mean the Marios and Ryu and Ken all have fireballs, jumping uppercuts and hovering spinning strikes, so I don't see a problem.

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

@@beardalaxy As tall as Sagat and as weak as Dan.

[@AlphaStoutland]

Funny how the guy with "Little" in his game is taller than Mario and a large chunk of the roster 😅 Certainly didn't expect Sora to be taller than Mario either, or to be the same height as Link! Or for the Kirby gang to be THAT tiny!

[@kleaver1]

I'm kind of offended that the guy with little in his name is as tall as i am 😂

[@wolfdragox5563]

Sora is pretty much my same height, that really makes me feel small 😞

[@k-leb4671]

@@kleaver1 1.7m is pretty short for me.

[@kleaver1]

@@k-leb4671 pretty glad I don't live in america but in a country where people couldn't care less

[@ElFreakinCid]

Yeah, but consider what humongous gigachads most of his opponents in Punch-Out are.

[@bingusthedingus6645]

Me: look at the art compared to Mario, it’s quite impressive how- Greninja: *t-poses* Me: *visible confusion*

[@Kazmahu]

I suspect that it's hard to find official art of some characters standing upright at the right perspective so models asserting dominance is the next best thing.

[@SnuuySnuuy]

He’s always in the weird ninja pose with his hand on the ground

[@bingusthedingus6645]

@@SnuuySnuuy it gets to the point where seeing him stand up is cursed

[@NongIng]

Someone must be making a fortune selling mushrooms and mini mushrooms to get everyone’s sizes okay to put into smash

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

So that's why Toad isn't a Smash fighter.

[@plantgang8738]

@@CarbonRollerCaco peach and daisy

[@seandwalsh3]

Since the smash characters are all Toys/Trophies and not the real versions of the characters, they’re already all at around the same height as that’s the way they were made.

[@Yukon_83]

right cuz for ganon on his wikipeda my men he stands at as shaq size look it up

[@thinkfighttalk2403]

Seeing the canon heights puts everything in perspective. I’m only 5’10” which makes me 0.03 meters taller than Ryu

[@petrigaming1448]

damn im 5'6/171 cm (as a 14 year old)

[@-rlmn]

I'm as tall as the guy shipped with cloud that cloud hates

[@greatwavefan397]

I'm 5'4".

[@bendyandtheinkmachinezeekg3733]

@@-rlmn lol

[@NinjaPickle]

I'm 17, and I'm taller than Snake, I'm 6'1

[@ahalyamedini9809]

Funfact:Kirby's tiny size mean he's portable.You can carry him on purse,bag or with your arms.He is also small enough to be fit on dustbins,small boxes,baskets,etc.Tiny size is another reason why Kirby is so cute and adorable. Another fact is Kirby's height is equal to world's smallest cat breed,Singapura which is weights 4lbs to 8lbs(1.8kg-3.6kg) and 7-8 inches in height.

[@catriamflockentanz]

Also: It actually makes some official Kirby Plushes canon size. That's a nice touch.

[@ElFreakinCid]

@@catriamflockentanz It would be, if it really were his canon height.

[@ProBBA123]

Olimar when he sees Ridley: is that a earth up there

[@TheDuckyDino]

Imagine fighting something Ridely sized in a pikmin game, It would be like the one episode of spongebob where he shrinks everyone and puts them inside of him, only on a larger scale

[@Yukon_83]

olimar is not small i thought he was but hes so cute whats his real size since he cant fit into smash bro

[@TheDuckyDino]

@@Yukon_83 he is the size of a quarter

[@DeltaOdyssey]

@@TheDuckyDino that would be a really cool boss fight for pikmin, imagine going through a creature as if it were a dungeon.

[@ThePureSynergist]

Ridley broke the damn scale. He’s too big.

[@Z7StudiosMecha]

Yes

[@doozy5184]

I see why they didn't want him in

[@maritoxico9982]

Tecnically, thats only 1 ver of ridley, there MUCH smaller ones, likd the one they used for smash

[@Z7StudiosMecha]

@@maritoxico9982 true but nintendo wanted him to be bigger on the other games

[@dantemustdie00]

Only the original Metroid Ridley looked tiny, every other game he's pretty damn big

[@jokerfrompersona5754]

the source for dr. mario should’ve been “is also mario”

[@dragongamerandart]

0:57 that means that by doing some calculations and research, King Dedede is a galapagos penguin at 19 inches tall or 49 cm

[@AutistiCat2406]

I love how so many characters are just fucking t posing

[@slandboi495]

And then you got Ridley leading the pack.

[@Portersona69420]

Ridley: Looks down on entire cast *Chuckles. "Your in danger."*

[@j-man3267]

Kirby: Poyo! ( *you’re* in danger)

[@camilomorenoconde7970]

Samus: NO

[@niktri8312]

Watermelon-sized Kirby stepping up: "Oh, really now?"

[@litepaw7]

Sephiroth: Oh really?

[@somebody47371]

You*re

[@Pyre]

Ah yes. It's been such a long time since I was reminded that the Japanese have *absolutely no sense of scale* when assigning heights to characters.

[@andresbarquin]

Toon link being 3'3" is absurd when you realize he is 13. Young link is 9 and is taller than toon link.

[@ZudeXbox360]

@@andresbarquin Need I bring in Fist of the North Star and the absolutely fuck-all giants that appear there?

[@dustymcwari4468]

@@andresbarquin but then again, Toon Link is in a chibi style, purposely smaller with stubby limbs and bubble head, while Young Link isn’t, so makes way more sense than Isabelle being taller than Lucario, even if Lucario is supposed to be a shorty xd

[@LeonheartDelta]

@Desert Rambler One Piece, where many pirates are taller than a house.

[@Liggliluff]

The sizes of pokémon is just weird. I can accept a lot of these characters official heights, except pokémon. Not even the pokémon developers accept the pokédex entries. For Isabelle, Villager, Pacman and a lot of those other with no official height; their true sizes are unknown. The sources used are bad, since those games rescale the characters as badly as Smash Bros and pokémon does.

[@diamondmemer9754]

"how did you find Lucina's height?" "Street fighter"

[@el-yerba-buena9678]

So does Little Mac live in a world of giants cause 1.7m is not that short

[@peterduprey7286]

I think he’s just short compared to the other boxers he fights

[@positiveneutralstuff4515]

Yeah some of the boxers are 6”5 most usually 6”1 to 6”3

[@johnhalo8726]

Ehh 5'5 is below average height for basically an adult male but yeah the people in Punch Out are pretty tall

[@thekiss2083]

Most of the guys in Punch-Out are absolutely enormous

[@TreeeSon34]

In the original punch out mike tyson dwarfs him and mike tyson in real life is 5'10"

[@KadenzJade6447]

Love how the only swordfighter taller than a Minecraft player is Sephiroth

[@NevertahnProduction]

Sephiroth is 6'1. The video is wrong

[@alexskocy9948]

@@NevertahnProduction And Steve is 6'7 bc he's two blocks tall and each block in Minecraft is 1 meter so idk why he's like 1.85

[@vomit_ghost]

@@NevertahnProduction they’re using his FF7 remake height which is 6’7. In the original game yes he was 6’1 but it’s been updated due to the remake :3

[@NevertahnProduction]

@@alexskocy9948 There is space between Steves head and the ceiling of a 2 block high room. When using pixel measurements, there 6.25cm per pixel. Theres 2 pixels between Steves head and the 2 block high ceiling, so technically he would be 12.5cm shorter than 2m. Thats 187.5cm, or just under 6'2.

[@NevertahnProduction]

@@alexskocy9948 This means that Steve is canonically taller than Sephiroth

[@lepyrolink182]

Don't let your height put you down. If a 1.55m plumber can nail a 1.86m princess, so can you.

[@ossipe1367]

😂😂😂

[@gabrielsantana6161]

well, he do has a big mushroom in his pocket if you catch my drift

[@xdgameplay4034]

I'd much rather nail the 1.59M Fire and Light Blades.

[@mblack713]

I wonder how the height of the Ninja Turtles would compare to Mario's height.

[@sandshew4158]

I actually calculated all of their heights in Ultimate on a playing field. Almost everyone except the really small guys and Ridley are really close to their Cannon height. Also isn't funny how weirdly tall the girls are?

[@lukedavies3654]

Sakurai wasn’t fucking kidding when he said Ridley was too big for smash way back when

[@AceLeader101]

Kirby being canonically pinned as 8 inches tall has always bothered me. The big one being that he's canonically stood next to Samus before in dreamland 3, he was about half her height in the suit

[@dig8634]

Whose canon? It isn't canon in Metroid, but canon for Kirby, right? Cause those can, and probably are different. Samus is just short in Kirby's canon I'd guess

[@AceLeader101]

@@dig8634 What about Shiver Star? It's not even just a fan theory at this point that it's a post apocalypse earth, and it's full of shopping malls and mechanical sections that Kirby is clearly big enough to use.

[@AceLeader101]

I know Sakurai must have said at some point that Kirby is 8 inches tall or whatever, but the current Kirby team has clearly re-conned that. Maybe you could say that pop star "inches" are different from ours. Either way I think the idea of him being tiny doesn't really hold up anymore.

[@Harmless_Music]

I like to think that it’s actually a cause of Dreamland compressing heights and sizes to a different ratio of our own. Kirby being small absolutely makes sense, but so does it make sense for Kirby to be big enough to operate basic machinery and occupy vehicles. Perhaps it is possible that Kirby is 8 inches tall, but taller objects in his universe shrink to a smaller ratio difference so they are visible and usable by Kirby’s height, and by contrast, smaller objects are slightly bigger and easier to see? Though, that thought is only made absurd by the fact it assumes all heights revolve around Kirby. Unless…?

[@AceLeader101]

@@Harmless_Music eh... I know Kirby has a tendency to dip into multiversal and reality warping, but all of that just seems like a massive series of jumping through hoops that is easily straightened by just saying "he isn't small". If you're gonna dip into schrodinger tier concepts on how to explain my point, then it's probably best to look for a more occums razor explaination. Besides, if you're gonna single out Kirby as some kind of defacto universal size determinant then what about the times when you don't play as him? Dedede, meta knight, bandana dee and all of the playable characters in star allies need to be considered as well.

[@heriknogueiracezar8945]

It baffles me how many characters are smaller than "little" mac

[@RACERBOY1337]

It's funny how little Mac is taller than a large chunk of the characters

[@grandadmiralthrawn92]

Wow, Bayonetta is a very tall lady.

[@The_Gabe]

Reminds me of someone

[@supagb7700]

@@The_Gabe Don’t tell me you’re talking about the almighty big vampire lady?

[@maxbearington7565]

@@supagb7700 Gotta respect that... power.

[@青雷の戦士]

Gonna mod my game and make her 25 blocks tall

[@opheliavalentine6058]

So is rosalina

I think most of the confusion is because of the drastic artstyle variations. If they were the same "realistic/proportional" style, I think they would make much more sense. Guess in a couple of years some weird artist will do that.

[@explodermlmk2107]

You're giving me ideas...

[@esrever6948]

hyperrealistic kirby

[@pokkenwolf5985]

@@esrever6948 NOOO PLEASE NO

[@zpellet6326]

Wait isn’t smash basically realistic proportions in the same style?

[@arachineatzeer7478]

Charizard: 1.7m. Some furry noodle who isn't in Smash or Gen 8: 'Pathetic'

[@Alice-FE]

The Pokedex sometimes is wonky. Cause it measures Furret, and some other pokemon, from head to tail, instead of head to feet. That's why it says it's 2m

[@canned3880]

Also Pokémon sizes do vary. Idk why people thought charmander got that much bigger

[@cristophergasparromerobric5846]

@@Alice-FEWell the pokedex just tell the average size of a pokemon in pokemon go exist pokemon of different size so yeah its so cursed that the professors of all generation took that sizes for that averages size of another pokemons. (sorry for my bad english)

[@AznYunHou]

@@cristophergasparromerobric5846 Like if there was a Pokedex entry for humans, men would be 1.77 m or something and women would be 1.63. Then people would be complaining why the humans have different sizes such as a child or a fully grown adult

[@cristophergasparromerobric5846]

@@AznYunHou JAJAJA well for that i want to called the sapiendex (referencing the homo sapiens that are us)

[@WatchVidsMakeLists]

Great video! But I noticed one smaaaaalllllllll mistake at 3:47, see, Wario is actually canonically 10 ft tall, which is of course, the average height of an Italian.

[@min_is_mini]

So fun fact, since Kirby is 0.2 Meters tall, he's slightly shorter than your average banana. (I had to look that up)

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Potassium

[@noodlegeist7004]

STOP EVERYTHING! kirby- get the banana.

[@abarette_]

Potassium

[@HOL457]

Kirby has Potassium deficiency

[@corronchilejano]

Banana for scale alive and well