What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?

[@ovocov]

Teacher: what’re you doing on the floor? Me: I’m making the day go by faster

[@PKZ21]

Lol

[@user-fh7bx3bl3z]

underrated lmao

[@nedux1081]

Teacher: *LYING INTENSIFIES*

[@arespeverell9877]

@@user-fh7bx3bl3z That name tho, Went right off the screen...

[@wast202]

Dante Villarreal lmao

[@hotcheeto8076]

If everyone jumped, the amount of lag will crash the server

[@joelk9704]

Yo😂😂

[@MrPoop-if3cs]

Aaaaa Minecraft reference

[@read4450]

Welcome to tier zoo.

[@NotSoProishNoob]

*This comment wasn't able to be sent because the sender was disconnected from the Server*

[@boykalkal0025]

Yes

[@landonz5246]

Unfortunately not it’s impossible for everyone to jump at once because that one kid named James in your class will just not jump.

[@stupidthefish4981]

Fuckin James

[@user-mz6wb]

always that one kid called James

[@vekro605]

@@jolt7882.

[@rodrigolefever2426]

@@jolt7882 He didnt said the heart if flat

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@jolt7882 what the fuck? How can you write that much? You have all the time in the world!

[@KnoxinCrox]

11 years ago is crazy

[@fey.luvs._kpop]

fr

[@BlueMonkey_YT]

Fr

[@BEANLABVR]

YO KNOXIN

[@N9GM-sb9fm]

11 years ago 11 days ago

[@kittyandcinnamon]

11 days ago is crazy

[@SJIPS]

I love how he's explaining this like we're gonna do this.

[@shiden1701]

we may

[@MandyFilet]

I would participate

[@ddogonline8786]

Who said we aren't .-.

[@loon3418]

I mean like at least all the Karen's won't they will refuse

[@alsozhou6050]

Fr

[@intaze]

im actually glad his background is black because it’s so easy on my eyes when it’s dark in my room

[@artsybubblesaj8223]

Same!

[@xavxo]

Bruh fr lmao

[@mauricethegecko9700]

Same

[@nyan9117]

it's not creepy to see Michael stood in a black void

[@jimmyneutron8682]

Racist! Jk

[@mrmelon4444]

I like that his background is black so it doesn’t hurt my eyes at 2 am When I get this recommended

[@ThatBoiLake]

Among us

[@ThatBoiLake]

But same

[@BeardownYT]

Ikr

[@piggeryyyyyyy]

But it is 2 am 😟

[@Nexe-]

LMFAOOO SAMEE

[@Elijah_Does_Stuff]

I love how just nearly 4 minutes is actually explaining what would happen, and then the rest is just trying to make you feel better.

[@oogabooga2906]

I always love how one single question expands into a history of science

[@Stranger-um6xd]

It should all add up I’m sure

[@maddoxg9942]

no wonder teachers don’t let us lay down in science

[@12x2is24]

Maddox G 69 likes so sry

[@kaye3317]

Math

[@515Matteo]

Someone's going to miss the joke

[@derpylimeaj6350]

What I don’t get it Can someone explain it to me Aaaaaaaaaa For real please

[@515Matteo]

@@derpylimeaj6350 it's ironic because in the video it says laying down speeds up time very slightly. But it doesn't have a big implication on time.

[@tr3sher57]

mom: you failed miserably me: i think the word you are looking for is decimated

[@roofs817]

Underrated

[@SlickONick]

👌

[@epicwwiistuff6863]

e

[@SamiChenVA]

Glad my dad's condom broke, now I get to read this hilarious comment.

[@alonetraveler5391]

@@SamiChenVA ur welcome 😉

[@UltravioletMangoOfficial]

We know Slim Shady won't jump. He never even stood up.

[@gachacoookieuwu]

LMFAOO GOOD ONE

[@lemonking17]

Slim Shady is making days shorter 😰

[@MrJello8bw]

Fr

[@DoFliesCallUsWalks]

Now this looks like a job for me.

[@sarccacious]

will the real slim shady stand up

[@8foamy423]

this is like the real life equivalent to trying to flip the iceberg in club penguin

[@krog8823]

LMAO WHY THIS COMMENT UNDERRATED

[@flag098]

OMG 💀

[@M_4C4z]

Wait what about disabled penguins or disabled people who can’t jump

[@amoobloom5217]

yes

[@mustakimmusa4763]

@@amoobloom5217 No no, he got a point

[@bruhmomentum6315]

michael is like googling really interesting questions when you’re bored

[@koalasarecool7823]

he makes the answers to the questions himself

[@pro_rookie_gamedev]

@Bruh Momentum Epic name!

[@dad49998]

Yes, but the answers are far more accurate.

[@WreeperXD]

and he answers them..

[@asideofaioli4630]

"Google, why would do I always have the urge to trip children?"

[@thatanimedude9118]

People in wheelchairs: *”Am I a joke to you?”*

[@MarkO_O.J]

Have their caretaker throw them into the air or something idk

[@Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube]

lol

[@Damused]

XD XD XD

[@marrgielaa22]

LoL

[@brooklyncolon2377]

That Anime dude lmao

[@inselenugorbisilism461]

vsauces videos are so ahead of their time you can never guess what year they were made in

[@memes1645]

V sauce: "what if everyone jumped at the same time?" Me: *starts jumping*

[@martinlopez2816]

Me and my friends started to jump too, lol

[@thesleepydot]

**joins**

[@ili6894]

Starts to jump to*

[@zephyrgomez3934]

I have joined the server *jumps*

[@mauricebarry8858]

*proceed to jump with poop still in butt while on toilet*

[@Z-Lanee]

"If you lay down you'll make the day shorter" Me in school: lemme just lay down

[@wttu2960]

Underrated comment.

[@lyc3o5]

Lol I would do that just anything to make the day shorter

[@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115]

XD

[@unwanted555]

Teacher: Understandable Have A Nice Day.

[@armyhukill2982]

@@wttu2960 stolen*

[@gutierrezp49]

I can't grasp my mind around everyone on earth fitting in Los Angeles

[@nugstendo]

It's not possible. It's a hypothetical situation

[@goatsenpaii]

+AtomicGamerzUk Well, it IS, if we're talking just standing there, and not living. It's mentioned directly in the video o3o

[@nugstendo]

Goat Senpai There are 7 billion people on Earth. Los Angeles would not fit them

[@goatsenpaii]

+AtomicGamerzUk 1:48

[@nugstendo]

Huh. I'm guessing that doesn't take into account any buildings? Or does it?

[@seasngtings]

im glad yourube recommended this 11 years later 👍🏼

[@Jayd579]

True

[@Gabriel-c8v3j]

Facs

[@Praestantia]

Me: *gets 10% in a test* Vsauce: You decimated that test Me: Yeah, well, that test decimated my grades

[@xvx_lol_skooter_xvx8825]

Or did you ________________________________________ Vsauce music

[@ushi-onis]

Clever

[@adityakumar-wd1xh]

Obliterated* your grades

[@melissapavek2346]

So..it only affected 10 percent of your grade?

[@jpowel]

Where's the funny?

[@gr1mmy954]

Everyone: **Jumped on once** Earth: ow, i feel i have headache

[@babitajain3235]

F

[@topnotch2011]

Oh wait, it was just a fly

[@epicdud5905]

Did you have a stroke

[@doserastalmi]

Earth will be like:-Oh no! Anyways

[@fryhyh]

Forget every human, imagine every living thing (that can jump) jumps

[@whatever]

It's kind of cool how you synergistically end up educating us on much more concepts than originally intended. Wish teachers could be more like this in school!

[@1maxc0]

No reply’s and 3.4k likes

[@mirela1894]

A KZbinr worh 3 million subs :0

[@pjbj12]

3.5 k

[@apaksl]

Ye

[@gwrydd]

@@1maxc0 the verified tick will do that

[@llKAR1Mll]

I like how Vsauce has his own OST like L's OST from DeathNote

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Literally everyone: *Jumps at once* The earth: Imma pretend like I didn't feel that.

[@WinterX20]

*I’ll just ignore that*

[@Sarefy831]

Why do i see you everywhere

[@salehalazeezi7021]

hi

[@maxatlas7213]

And I'm a guy in a hoodie

[@sewdyer98747]

go away

[@kolts20_22]

Everyone: Jumps. Earth’s FPS: Adios

[@willybanz6929]

dumbass comment

[@midoriyaizuku4767]

Stolen

[@shadowdestroyer93yt48]

It’s not stolen lol your comment is stolen because a lot of people type stolen so you stole a comment

[@mobilegamingkayleigh]

@@willybanz6929 Mine is worse jajaj

[@ishworshrestha3559]

Ok

[@MiloMcCarthyMusic]

But to answer this question, we first have to ask: “What Is A Jump?”

[@GanzyChannel]

But before we answer that question, What is a question?

[@xavierrayashton]

@@GanzyChannel before you answer that question, why am I commenting?

[@hitkid2456]

There isn't a reason for anything, is there...

[@MrApplePieDude]

@@hitkid2456 o_o ....has existential crisis.

[@artipriya9403]

A jump is a number divided by a google plex that is called the yeet effect after the yeet effect we get sent to something called a lol paradox

[@larloori]

Why did I get this recommended 12 years later

[@pyro934]

Because it’s good

[@4LYFER-q9s]

SAME

[@pre-pubescentaleks7041]

If u ever feel down, lie down on the floor on your back. BOOM. You're carrying Earth.

[@taylorm362]

AHAHHAA

[@DogeDogeriffic]

Thanks, I always wanted to carry Earth on my back.

[@AppleGirl]

Dumbass

[@pre-pubescentaleks7041]

Stacy's World It's a joke, dumbass.

[@taylorm362]

lmao relax

[@leokimvideo]

The scary one is if everyone clapped at once. They say the world would end within a few hours after the event.

[@alikaragul5519]

leokimvideo why’s that?

[@meghan143x]

Wow what are you doing here? I love your videos. Keep it up, kill all those deadly spiders!

[@kf-bv6un]

leokimvideo why?

[@tarameame9581]

ok let's plan it: 1st of october, 2018, 3pm PST.

[@dubalakalalalala]

Tara Meme 🤠

[@nanamirai14]

i swear this is literally one of my random thoughts while taking a shower

[@EpicGamer-nh9pt]

*tf*

[@vincentishimatsu2511]

Me too lol

[@poopoorai8446]

Good thing Michael's here

[@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564]

Swearing is bad

[@Cantfinditfr]

Dude I feel like vsause is legit just a bunch of shower thoughts

[@farisahmed386]

12 YEARS AGO

[@apexcantsnipe4526]

I’ll be that guy who jumps unsynchronized

[@dz2019]

Theirs always that one guy who does

[@redace538]

@@dz2019 yeah lol

[@lonesome3958]

Me toooooooo

[@thor6264]

BearwScarf stop being a meany

[@thor6264]

BearwScarf you do have a valid point

[@seifhammuri1918]

“Getting yourself closer to the middle of the earth will speed up the day” People in 2020: crouching intensifies

[@cheemsora2059]

Its 2021..

[@cian.o]

@@cheemsora2059 He was writing in 2020 but by the time he finished writing it was 2021.

[@nathan--lmao1317]

@@cian.o I’m dyyiinngggg 💀😂

[@cheemsora2059]

@@cian.o LMFAOO

[@mistysmilkybucket4526]

no he’s saying that in 2020 it was so bad he wanted to speed it up-

[@mellow6539]

“what if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time?” Disabled People: “Keep your dreams as dreams”

[@kailey1114]

that’s not funny

[@wando3776]

@@kailey1114 It is

[@rud__eyy]

@@kailey1114 It is (2)

[@C_HSe]

Maybe it is and it's not at the same time?

[@kyouka3527]

@@kailey1114 cmon that's hillarious

[@sans39102]

Just ask Caseoh to do it

[@henhog2]

that wouldn't do anything, caseoh is one person

[@Classicity]

@@henhog2 missed the joke

[@user-xy7le4nb1p]

I like how serious he is in explaining everything as if it's the end of the world and this is the only way to save it lmao

[@EffMinusArchive]

mr breast give me money

[@MechEngineer37]

I like how you copy the name of famous KZbinrs.

[@TheDavidish]

@@MechEngineer37 I like your weird beard

[@D_Benji]

@@MechEngineer37 hmmm....some guy without a moustache....some guy with a weird beard...hmmm

[@cerve6853]

mr breast

[@ashash_756]

KZbin algorithm thought that 2021 was the year to show me this masterpiece.

[@ColtFerguson]

Same lol

[@merinsoto3529]

Same lol

[@God-of-canine]

We could’ve use this in 2020 so we could skip the day by laying down

[@amber_koolio]

True

[@gowsano7138]

Yessir

[@tomtom0954]

*gets on ground* friend: what tf are u doing Me: speeding up time Friend: *gets on ground* Teacher: What are you boys doing Friend: We're speeding up time Teacher: *gets on ground* Principal: What are you 3 doing Teacher: we're speeding up time Principal: *gets on ground*

[@hithere7554]

Omg lol

[@hithere3189]

@@hithere7554 yo u copied me

[@nekonesto3125]

Copyfucker

[@aaronguenther3577]

@@hithere3189 mabey it just a different you but you dont know its you 🤨

[@numberblock80offcial65]

@@nekonesto3125 do you mean you on 2,000 unknown videos?

[@_orient]

If everyone jumped. nothing would happen. but if caseoh jumped too. the force would make earth drift down. away from the sun

[@christabelengel5527]

"Pick a card" Me: um.... 6 of spades? "Let's say you pick this one" *picks 6 of spades*

[@DanandGia]

Ikr

[@TrulyTheGuy]

Joseph Stalin damn dude I didn’t know you were still around

[@yusha1059]

I picked 7 but ok

[@justanordinaryguy658]

Same lol

[@TrulyTheGuy]

wooosh me boomer r/woooosh

[@ihatemyoriginalusername5920]

I feel like vsauce was probably smarter than his teachers

[@ihatemyoriginalusername5920]

oh my GOD *MY LIFE INTENSIEFIES* *0* /|\ / \

[@arnavagrawal_]

Vsauce is the channel,not the person

[@lautaroguerrero842]

So, the channel is more smart itself?

[@apun9307]

Midgetmoo *Teacher:* 4+4=8 *Vsauce music starts playing. _20 minutes later_ *Vsauce:* And that's how the universe was created.

[@Dark___Lynx4TM]

A Pun seems about right. lmao. but I love his videos so much.

[@taylor8808]

VSauce: What If Everyone JUMPED At Once? person in a wheelchair: 👁️👄👁️

[@kxmz3113]

Drop em off a stool

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

Drop them off a C-5 Galaxy

[@radopon]

Iain McVie a sticky piston with a slime block on top of it to be exact

[@thelastoofer2131]

*i have crippling depression!*

[@thelastoofer2131]

Dark Crystal22 how is that young?

[@gleam2270]

If everyone on Earth jumped at the exact same time, it would cause a lot of localized effects but not much on a global scale. Here’s what would likely happen: 1. Local Effects Sound and Vibration: The simultaneous landing of everyone would create a large thud and cause vibrations. In cities or densely populated areas, this could be more pronounced, maybe even similar to a mild earthquake in localized regions. However, these vibrations would dissipate quickly and wouldn't cause significant damage. Buildings and Infrastructure: Any potential damage to structures would depend on how well they're designed. In earthquake-prone areas with strong construction, nothing serious would happen. In older or poorly constructed buildings, it could cause minor cracks or small amounts of damage. 2. Global Scale Effects Impact on the Earth: The combined force of everyone jumping wouldn't be enough to shift the Earth in any meaningful way. The planet is just too massive. Even if all 8 billion people jumped simultaneously, it would produce a tiny movement, equivalent to less than a millimeter, which would be absorbed and negated by the planet's mass and gravity. Earth might "recoil" very slightly, but it would settle back to normal almost immediately. Atmospheric Effects: There might be a brief, tiny disturbance in the atmosphere due to the mass displacement of air, but it would be negligible. 3. Energy Dissipation The energy released by everyone jumping and landing at once would spread quickly through the ground, but the Earth’s ability to absorb energy would minimize any lasting effects. So, while it might feel like a fun, united global event, it wouldn’t cause any dramatic planetary consequences. The Earth is simply too big and heavy for a collective human jump to matter!

[@darthgengar2047]

“We could all fit in Los Angeles!” *COVID-19 intensifies*

[@gracecherry8811]

This was in your recommendations too huh?

[@leithal5096]

tf is covid 19

[@philosophersfountain]

@@leithal5096 yeah man, idk whats this "covid" thing is like wtf

[@ihavenoidea762]

@@philosophersfountain ik

[@65kay]

@@leithal5096 ...........

[@irfanadib1470]

What if Earth jumped on humans ?

[@dylancolon9756]

*Hey Vsauce Michael here*

[@muhammadsufyan9025]

But first, what is earth ?

[@ObsidianEgg]

Rip

[@leonardo-ed9kk]

Snizzy_ Sufyxn1711 a moldy cake pop

[@neutronenstern.]

If you jump the earth will fall on you. be aware of this next time you jump

[@gabrielhdjjw936]

4:00 Is scary how he actually picked the card that I chose

[@TheAmericanPsycho.]

i had a whole crisis

[@ayushijain1841]

Yeah i literally got scared

[@AnIdioticMoron]

Same here! I was so confused.

[@Chipplays379]

Omg

[@akxmic]

I did too oh god

[@SirBoberus]

Wouldn't several hundred of us die midair as we jumped?

[@v1mun6]

oh yeah lol

[@ButtahDawgMcDouble]

How so?

[@SirBoberus]

@Emilie VIGUIER and morbid

[@SirBoberus]

@@v1mun6 its weird

[@dylanholshouser9969]

That would happen

[@komorebi727]

What if everyone said "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here" at the same time?

[@yeeterita]

Everyone's ears would bleed then.

[@nasbuscus]

Earth would explode

[@Clarity_Control]

God will appear and invent Earth The Sequel

[@Little_Miss_Carrex]

Unhappy Sponge Time and space would collapse on itself and everyone would die

[@Ducktle]

Despacito

[@randomthoughts7597]

*"Making this day shorter"* *Lays on the ground on school days*

[@volticz1635]

I swear when im having fun i go to the Earths core, time just passes by

[@zoey8977]

Day as in, the time it takes for earth to spin around itself, not as in speeding up time itself

[@randomthoughts7597]

@@zoey8977 Crush my hope like that huh?

[@zhongli8508]

@@randomthoughts7597 yes meaning the time of day and night not 1am or 2pm

[@thatchildlol7467]

365th like. the amount of days in a year. surprising

[@WilcoVanDerHave]

Next question, if we all lie down on the ground, earth is gonna spin like crazy

[@Mudkipz-sf7ud]

I want everyone to jump at the same time so that time in school will pass by quicker

[@kleinmoretti5385]

You sir deserved a like.

[@redraiden4632]

Mario Aidan Godoy ... r u dumb? he said when your CLOSER to the earth! not jumping... idiot.

[@Mudkipz-sf7ud]

+Redstone Active ...STOP HATIN YOU JUST LIKE SCHOOL! that's that's why and I know it was a school I'm just saying that I want that to happen because I want school to end quicker😠😠

[@cambodiusbeatz4300]

Mario Aidan Godoy

[@ponmelo]

Please don't get so mad as to post two replies.

[@potatoslayer69420]

I just like how 2009 every vsauce video feels

[@arkos4366]

this video is from 2012 lol

[@MikeZeOfficialM8]

@@arkos4366 I was about to say that.

[@cameron8529]

@@arkos4366 it doesnt matter, he said every vsauce video feels 2009, which includes videos not uploaded in 2009

[@damiannguyen9868]

​​@@cameron8529 or does it? *vsauce music plays*

[@cameron8529]

@@damiannguyen9868 id love to see vsauce make a video about this topic

[@bricky6602]

0:34 that’s why when everyone sleeps it feels like a minute

[@nenjidesu]

xD

[@kneeknee23]

wowowowoowo

[@BraindeadSinceYear]

underrated lmao XD

[@th3voyag3r33]

All players must sleep in a bed at the same time to skip night

[@ultim8_892]

@@th3voyag3r33 there are monsters nearby

[@LilPersey]

It would really be the greatest experiment ever done.

[@DeadChannel420]

If everyone jumped at once, there is a 5% chance of a man that gonna fall into the river in a random city

[@rijapradhan]

HEY!

[@elekttt]

Bruuuh

[@ItsRubyGD]

He might not exist otherwise

[@mantasn7018]

I think lego city would sound cooler

[@mantasn7018]

And more realistic

[@dalek9554]

Lying on the floor at the maths class to make it go faster

[@bleh1569]

Yes

[@infinityspartan2957]

Oh yeah

[@lunarsrevenge7588]

@Reece A did you even watch the video

[@5starchikify]

Lol you'll look so stupid I wish I saw someone do something like that so I can lol

[@5starchikify]

Nice joke btw

[@fatscarce3967]

Is it bad that that I just assumed he meant suicide

[@y2keefus]

yes.

[@aaronbrooks2938]

Enda Kenny IM DYING!!😂😂😂

[@itsme-oo4ll]

(Enda Kenny) i thought the same thing

[@reflexray]

Fat Scarce I did too lmao

[@xavierjohnson1867]

I thought he meant jump into space lol

[@N3whear]

12 years ago is crazy💀

[@trillgates2452]

I keep saying to myself "This is the last video before I go to bed." And then I scroll down and see "What color Is a mirror?" Damn it VSAUCE

[@Iainstressin]

THAT IS EXACTLY ME SERIOUSLY ITS 12:25 AM AND THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY LAST VID TO WATCH! BUT NOW I NEEEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!!!! (Right now it's Sunday early morning and it's the school holidays and the first day of school for the holidays ending is on Monday, tomorrow, and I'm awake, and I should be sleeping)

[@spyor1]

+Flamingdarkrider 2:40am here now looil

[@TishonMDAVY]

this is exactly what I'm doing now

[@2Walter]

ikr

[@ezrafarrant298]

Surely it's whatever colour the glass used to make it is? A blue glass equals a blue mirror etc.

[@dutchvanderlinde4965]

Who else wishes Michael was their teacher.. :(

[@vintager3333]

He is lol. You know online classes? This technically counts.

[@justsomeguythatneedsamusta8244]

Goldfish or is he?

[@applejuicepeople2631]

Yee

[@المجلةالعلميه-ز9ه]

This video is a giveaway: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZTVknuja951pJo&feature=share❤💙💙

[@justsomeguythatneedsamusta8244]

المجلة العلميه no

[@LuizFernando-ek9mh]

It is truly a gift being able to rewatch VSauce videos from 10 years ago. I remember finding this channel back in elementary school and how it really helped shape the kind of weirdo I now am.

[@Weepookah]

Same 😢

[@FBR_StreamerBTW]

2013?!!

[@thebarbarian7203]

Have you watched discovery channel on tv in your childhood? 😊

[@MrFackoffline]

@@thebarbarian7203 yeah, I didn't have youtube but watched Discovery channel a lot, I think Mythbusters are the most relatable to Vsauce

[@MrFackoffline]

@@thebarbarian7203 yeah, I didn't have youtube but watched Discovery channel a lot, I think Mythbusters are the most relatable to Vsauce

[@Temka-16]

caseoh jumps and we done fr start praying

[@Sunggki]

4:36 "His background is brighter than your future." -Some cultured guy on the internet

[@MC-es7oe]

Haha, probably right, about a 50/50 chance though

[@lilscrilla5081]

It's not even bright... 😶

[@ooiysen]

*laughs in no future*

[@cherryig2893]

@@lilscrilla5081 e x a c t l y

[@bonanswift8747]

@@lilscrilla5081 so who's gonna tell them 👀

[@xxblack_knightxx]

Michael : *what if we all jump at once* kid named once :

[@crizz222]

kid named at once:

[@namek2019]

@@crizz222 Ah hell nooooooa

[@kusorare1772]

😂😂

[@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX]

once is not a real name dude

[@ammarhussein4171]

XXxFortniteDaBest69xXX thank you for this very valuable information i appreciate it a lot.

[@ashassind.d3626]

"When you move your self closer to the ground time goes faster" But when I plank 5min is like a hour

[@blueshell4188]

It's called boredom

[@aidkakjdkajs]

@@blueshell4188 who’s gonna do it

[@babynamar6413]

@@aidkakjdkajs not me

[@swindbarishal3993]

@@blueshell4188 r/woooosh

[@swindbarishal3993]

there you go I did it

[@Marty0298]

traffic back home would be crazy

[@aurorthia8199]

Mom: *Get ReAdy FOR school* Me: *spins* Mom: *TImE FOR sLEEp*

[@Thefobj]

blackdarkskul Jones wow.. just wow 😂😂😂

[@egg9709]

you'd have to spin at lightspeed tho

[@seanmessina4889]

@@Thefobj i wish

[@blue_redo8051]

Who's TEFLEE?

[@preciousenitilo4375]

I wish😂🤣

[@JayActivist1]

Everybody cant jump

[@WZRD9583]

tru

[@theguy_222]

Omg, you're right. 😲

[@memecunt187]

Dee Streb i can nigga

[@Greendude0101]

Oh wow I didn't think of that

[@TommyW_61]

Dee Streb i'll jump better than you 💩🐵. plus your thinking of reach

[@ovodagema4485]

how much is 1+1? well, to answer this, let's talk about Quantum physics.

[@coyraig8332]

Matter is a form of energy. Energy has no mass so really, one finger plus one other finger makes zero fingers.

[@observingatoms]

To answer this question, we first need to know what is plus. Plus is an arithmetic symbol used to add things..or is it? What if we plussed two plusses? Then we would get -> (+) + (+) -> 3 pluses. But whats 3? Yeah, 3 is a number used for measuring the quantity or repetivity of something same as the number 1. And if we get 3 after plussing, then 1 + 1 = 3 Problem solved :)

[@gr2xx]

Before you are able to answer that, you have to ask yourself, “what exactly are numbers?”

[@Sl-by1ss]

Lol

[@HydnJspr]

Before this we need to figure out where 'maths' originated from

[@Siamgoulian]

That one teacher everyone deserves:

[@dreamcastleproductions9036]

That’s .0000018 seconds of sleep I could of had

[@j3r]

microseconds*

[@rufflesmayo7226]

Jeremy nanoseconds

[@dolfoff]

DreamCastleProductions- could **have** had

[@adilenecoria8115]

DreamCastleProductions lol

[@dexterdiamond57]

DreamCastleProductions, first I didn't understand and then 🤣🤣🤣

[@maunilparikh9017]

KZbin: What if everyone got this recommended at once?

[@RandomSykoGLOBAL]

Cue Illuminati music

[@ticcingyoutube8033]

Hey Vsauce Michael here-

[@المجلةالعلميه-ز9ه]

This video is a giveaway: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZTVknuja951pJo&feature=share❤💙💙

[@banhee6839]

المجلة العلميه stop-

[@CaseyQuotes]

It would have 2.5B views.

[@mayahw4948]

"Alright, one more video and then I'll finish my studying" - me five hours ago

[@lightningstorm2249]

Mayah W XD

[@elifults2642]

Mayah W Did you decimate that test?

[@myexperience9177]

Mayah W Five more hours we just getting started *Chris brown voice*

[@leannawalters8836]

I have a REALLY hard math test tomorrow so... fun 🙄

[@ArushaEpicness13Aj]

Leanna Walters DRINK WATER WATER, ITS IMPORTANT TO STAY HYDRATED

[@justknucklesandtails]

Swifties in Portland, Oregon, 2023: “And I took that personally”

[@SorryGamingYt]

goes to school, asks classmates to lay down on floor xD

[@backinlol8952]

Sorry ikr I Thought of doing it😂

[@TanningCat]

Sorry ikr 😂😂😂 I did it lol

[@ianrswilliams]

Sorry I was just thinking about that.

[@skymations3417]

sorry why the hell all this subcomments start with "sorry"

[@SorryGamingYt]

they clicked the reply button lol

[@samuraicheems9504]

Vsauce: What if everyone on earth jumped at once? Parazlyed people, Babies, people recovering in the hospital beds, people with broken legs, Lazy as* people: Bruh

[@TheFerretofEarth]

What if everyone fell from space?

[@mohdzafar6956]

People in wheelchair

[@splva1362]

Paralyzed babies recovering in a hospital bed with broken legs Sorry

[@javierolmedo2225]

@@mohdzafar6956 that’s basically broken legs

[@hassaniq0777]

Lol

[@shemfps]

Only KZbinr That goes straight to the fucking point

[@miuh33]

Kxng Shem Shem and scarce

[@سمسمشي-ج1س]

XxROUGAROUxX aka Squid Scarce is overweight and boring

[@joshmanning3782]

Kxng Shem Shem seriously tho

[@akitokosuke8400]

*ahem* Filthy Frank

[@unknownnnuserr544]

Kxng Shem Shem 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sneakilythehippo]

Average travis scott concert

[@TeddyB3ARGaming]

I tried crawling into a ball on the ground to make the day shorter for everyone in class. Unfortunately my teacher thought I was in pain and i was sent to the infirmary

[@kittyplays116]

Hahaha( for seven years then speaks "what?")

[@kelismartinezz]

TeddyB3AR omg you just made my day! 😂😂😂

[@swarna_jee]

Well u made your school day small

[@gamer-wm2eo]

Lolilolololklkl

[@johnapple6646]

I tried that one time but I just got arrested

[@kirbyhasagun9261]

“Pick a card” Me: ok how about 6 “Let’s say you chose this one” *pulls out the six* Me:👁👄👁

[@jokutyyppi4226]

Why did u have to spoil that

[@drunkodoggo]

bRo same it freaked me out

[@ethancortes9576]

Same, but I wasn't as surprised cuz at this point I thought he prolly knew what I would pick 👁👄👁

[@cookie9971]

@@jokutyyppi4226 Lol you shouldn’t be in the comments if you didn’t watch the vid first

[@jokutyyppi4226]

@@cookie9971 i know but i always go to the comments

[@Edward-oe2yj]

"Jump 30cm into the air" You are seriously overestimating my athletic ability.

[@i_throw_ched289]

I’m In a car and still rolling on the ground

[@justasteamplayer7542]

@@i_throw_ched289 your an ice cream man

[@i_throw_ched289]

@@justasteamplayer7542 indeed I am

[@samsondu4702]

Username 😐😐😐😐😐

[@i_throw_ched289]

@Jeremy Harmon sure

[@eowynmcleod517]

3:46 HOW TF DID WE CALCULATE EARTHS WEIGHT? 💀

[@Ninjaspazboy]

we put it on a scale duhhh 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@eowynmcleod517]

@@Ninjaspazboy "GASP" TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thiccnicc3657]

I’m not smart in this subject at all, but after looking it up, here’s the actual apparent answer: TL;DR: Some complicated space math lets us solve for the mass, and therefore weight, of the earth. Long Answer: F = G x ((M1 x M2)/R^2) The gravitational force between two objects equals the gravitational constant times the mass of object one times the mass of object two divided by the distance between them squared. Basically, we already know the gravitational constant because of other experiments. If we launch an object into space in which we roughly know the object’s mass, distance away from the earth, and gravitational pull towards the earth, the equation only has one variable we don’t know, which is the mass of the earth. Doing some math, we can figure out the MASS of the earth that way. The WEIGHT of the earth depends on whatever you’re weighing it against, but if we know the mass, we know the weight. Again, I don’t really know a whole lot about the topic, so I might be wrong. This is just what I got from looking it up.

[@coomer373]

how are you that stupid

[@studentaccount1112]

You are Right I read this in my physics textbook and you know the Gravitational Constant was first measured by Henry Cavendish and therefore there is a saying "Cavendish weigh​ the Earth" @@thiccnicc3657

[@kasper369]

I never know that I was DECIMATING my exams my whole life

[@editname6868]

Nah I millimate them

[@white_exe8053]

feels bad

[@maribelmenese4845]

F

[@mlsbased]

im fullimating em 😀

[@LincolnZA]

Bruh

[@crusticole536]

“What if everyone jumped at the same location?” Covid-19 liked this message

[@crusticole536]

R/woosh

[@maggie2329]

RYAN VOON WU XIAN Moe r/wooooosh

[@sirpale]

ColePlays r/ihavereddit

[@sirpale]

hazel icedawn r/ihavereddit

[@arie7120]

Unintelligent r/ihavereddittoo

[@Sassygamergal]

isis is not invited in the jump

[@mayormaynot3513]

SassygAmergirl Jumping in the sand box would not emit the same amount of percussion as jumping on cement. Pave all of Iran first.

[@marleybrennan5032]

I Thought THE SAME DAMN THING!

[@cellurae]

lol

[@cellurae]

lol

[@anthonyross4970]

+Sassygamergal haha

[@DrumStickOfChicken1]

If everyone jumped CaseOh would turn the Earth into a Ring Of Jupiter 💀

[@caseyfulton8005]

I saw this coming

[@darthzayexeet3653]

Vsauce: talks about having 100k views Also Vsauce: *has 34 million views*

[@2020-blocky]

50th like

[@maximspence3030]

90th like

[@I_takami]

180th like

[@sonicszuetomyt5448]

tf??? I didn't notice that lol I thought it was 3,4 mil xDDD

[@aboutthebook3213]

I wonder how many views he was getting on his videos in 2012

[@jango4289]

Me: *fails math test* Mom: how was your math test? Me: I decimated it.

[@zqmasu]

Good one xD

[@jpuff310]

I like how you two have Itachi and Kakashi icons

[@videl_]

I like how these comments are commenting 2 months later 💀

[@insertusername257]

I like how these comments are all true

[@amethystguy65]

I like how these

[@cooldotty1345]

I absolutely love this out of context line at 0:34 of Vsauce just assaulting you.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Someone clip that

[@Dat-Doomba]

Get down of the ground RIGHT NOW Yes sir.

[@themythicfire]

UNDERRATED

[@alrightanimations2207]

I mean if vsause threatens you you should probably just go with it- *he has the knowledge to kill you in like 27 different ways-*

[@Dat-Doomba]

@@alrightanimations2207 *Y E S*

[@CyberrWasTaken]

That one paralized person: 👀

[@melodyparker3485]

Who else is binging Vsauce during Quarantine?

[@sircakey-5902]

can i just say, i thought for a good second that you mean bing. I was about to comment "who the fuck uses bing"

[@UrWifiIsSlow]

SirCakey - me too i thought this was the bing version of the verb to google

[@certifiedl6ner]

What means bing

[@Definetelyvurse]

Me

[@melodyparker3485]

I meant binge!

[@laiii3868]

"what if every single person ON EARTh jumped at the same time" That one guy on the moon** 👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@khushibharti998]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@TheManTheMythTheZawarz]

Everyone on wheelchair:

[@masoa4529]

@@darndavid7569 bruh china recently went to the moon.

[@Thugshaker101]

👁👄👁* 💧 💧*

[@ahlatagaci2018]

Everybody corrects each other

[@owenhathaway_9282]

see y’all when youtube puts this in our recommended in 7 years

[@1sonic687]

Have a great life, bud. See you in 7 years.

[@owenhathaway_9282]

Mr. Wolff i’m gonna come back on this day every year and reply to your comment

[@1sonic687]

@@owenhathaway_9282 lol I'll be here dawg haha ;)

[@jazz.r26]

Hecc yeah

[@aidandoesgacha2057]

Already did, buster

[@shanmukhsrikar]

Japan has had many earthquakes since this upload btw 💀

[@BraunesToast]

what if everyone would go to the toilet and flushes at the exact same time?

[@BraunesToast]

***** BITCH U GUESSED IT! WOO u was right...

[@ledues3336]

BraunesToast this reminds me of Ned's declassified school survival guide lol

[@patricksafarov6593]

"Flushed Away" 2006

[@GeetyAkbari]

+Patrick Safarov good movie

[@BraunesToast]

Green Angel who knows? ^^

[@heat4life869]

what if Everyone watched a Vsause Video at the same time?

[@danielduncan6806]

You suggest the entire world DDoS KZbin?

[@Latzz]

RaZen mazen no he will earn a lifetime ammount of money

[@timetraveler90]

He'll be swimming in cash.

[@dotomeister4790]

Heat4Life 1 million viewers=$10k

[@dotomeister4790]

Heat4Life So he will earn $750 million, I guess?

[@koolkidnamedsage4983]

‘If everyone stood shoulder to shoulder’ Covid: am I a joke to you?

[@daisythemappley]

*laughs in social distancing*

[@PigeonHiggen]

He made this video in 2012 -

[@EonTheAien]

@@PigeonHiggen nobody could tell cuz his videos don't age a bit

[@guadalupe8589]

@@EonTheAien looked pretty aged to me

[@kailong8631]

Yes.

[@Pentagon005875]

Caseoh is our new hope

[@koichidark6858]

3:25 the girl on the left was wearing the most 2012 outfit I've seen today

[@devinbrown6650]

Elmo?

[@bugfairy]

@Rutako tHaTs a GiRL?¿?¿?¿?

[@geese872]

I am Koichi

[@coasterfreak-486]

I don't think it's a girl XD

[@ClocklessHours]

@@geese872 nice