What If Master Yoda had BAD RELATIONS with the Wookiees?

[@theomnipotent3574]

Is it wring that i love corrupt yoda way more than good yoda

[@starwarsquill]

Nahhh

[@DarthWinterMadness]

I also love Yoda on drugs way too much that I should. I was looking forward to this story a lot when I saw in the community post that it would be Yoda hijinks with Anakin. Expecting there would be drugs and some evil crap. They never fail. Every What If of this kind is always better than the previous one. Cheers from France! 🍻

[@DarthWinterMadness]

​@@starwarsquill I'll take advantage of this Pinned Comment to say one thing: Member @aaronbeckett0714 (in a video from channel The Star Wars Galaxy) made a great suggestion. What If Obi-Wan found Mjolnir? And of course he'd be absolutely Worthy. No question there. That could lead to some amazing stories. And I figured you could make something great with it if mixed with your signature storytelling. Please consider it, and Cheers from France! 🍻

[@nobbyfirefly57]

“Bad relations with the Wookiee, I have.” “Had relations with their mothers, I did.”

[@Paul-vt6tx]

Don't talk like me, they do.

[@samuelyoung5664]

Found out about my death stick addiction, they did.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

@@samuelyoung5664 supplied it they did, pay them I did not.

[@madarauchiha7034]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@andrewwilcke9378]

​​@@nobbyfirefly57 Tyvokka, they send the supply, had to get rid of him, i sadly had to

[@tefnutofhoney2832]

I love how you easily do both absurd and reasonable tales

[@starwarsquill]

@@tefnutofhoney2832 glad you like em :)

[@eacalvert]

Because Starwarsquill is demur and whatever else is part of that meme lol

[@Jac2587]

I like to listen to these as I go on hikes. Last night, there were numerous times where I laughed out loud and must have looked crazy.

[@RepostGuy101]

What if Yoda had zero relations with the Wookiees? (he REFUSES to acknowledge they exist)

[@dylansmith5379]

THE JEDI COUNCIL: WHAT THE HELL YODA YOU MADE SKYWALKER A JEDI MASTER HE HAVEN'T EARN IT GRAND MASTER YODA: SCREW YOU ALL EXCEPT SKYWALKER MY BEST FRIEND HE IS NOW

[@h.mathers62]

Anakin - Grateful to you, I am. From now speak like you, I will.

[@youllknowme2079]

The amount of black mailing in this story is PEAK

[@lordofpain3476]

Politics , it is .

[@destrorso2505]

i cannot describe this as anything less than a fever dream

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

Ahh yes, the newest installment of YoYo's Bizarre Adventures with Anakin Skinwanker!

[@palsky3215]

The one where Yoda unleashed Xenomorphs on Kashykk 😂😂

[@stranger2642]

gonna need cheif to get rid of that problem

[@DarthWinterMadness]

Arachnid Xenomorphs at that! So much nightmare fuel... Oh dear Force. Cheers from France! 🍻

[@DragonHammer45]

Oh fuck you weren't kidding.

[@Zaku1000-s2q]

Yoda to Anakin Lineage, also known as the Disaster Lineage 😂😂😂

[@jiltedensign7479]

Speak too soon, do not. Time to join the chaos, Ahsoka has. Hmm

[@ralphfrederickdouglas]

Transcription of Aurebesh at 2:55 : JEDI MASTER DOES HIS JOB FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 900 YEARS

[@socialaccount0000]

What if Palpatine got dementia and forgot he was Darth Sidious?

[@madarauchiha7034]

Now that would be hilarious 😂

[@tuyhhf]

Darth Ritis

[@Savajj_nahold]

Think dementia i have

[@ericcrabtree7075]

What if Anakin was granted the rank of master but the council didn’t have enough chairs What if Anakin threw rocks at Obi Wan after he claimed the high ground

[@leiratno820]

2 hours? On one hand its impressive, on the other I thought it will be even longer

[@starwarsquill]

Haha didn’t have the time to make it longer unfortunately. Everything took longer than expected.

[@titincat172]

It's a movie and story is obsered enough to be a movie

[@gopherasoda2492]

And yet is still didn't feel like two hours, even if these videos are glorified slide shows

[@pacboy7673]

​@@starwarsquill Less than half of what I expected

[@HunterOfBadThing]

Listening to this while stoned as hell is a trip and I’m loving it

[@Sllandre]

The council was, too!

[@GayAnnabeth]

when they went to the archives,I half expected Jocastu Nu murder to happen... again...

[@socialaccount0000]

30:34 When will we get the 2hr long "Anakin's entire thesis of Darth Plagueis the Wise"

[@marioman571]

My god- I've been binging these videos of yours and you're still making them? Outstanding. We will watch your career with great interest.

[@RayAkuma]

Good.

[@BearCult]

I love how the initial premise is pretty silly, but you go so in depth with the scenario. Better writing than Disney

[@JaredJackson-l9h]

I just love how scared the chosen one is of spiders. Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. And how anakin considered jar jar to be a sith after he was scaird of a spider lol. Amazing story. Feel spoiled for a 2 hr long video

[@RipCityBassWorks]

Quill just broke the world record for Star wars crack if and it is glorious.

[@Paul-vt6tx]

Star Wars Episode 3. Revenge of the Spider.

[@hanniballecter1954]

One of my favourites so far! Your crazy stories always hit the spot! Keep up the good work!

[@toddkurzbard]

"Go, Master Koon, to Kasyyk you will. Bad relations with the Wookies, have I."

[@ZeKermet]

Gone, our favorite youtuber is. Consumed by the dank side, he is. For real though, 2 hours is just insane 😂

[@MrCIA-me3ef]

I lost it at the council scene 😂 Crack fics like this have no reason to be so well written. Awesome work!

[@BradP76]

‘’ Yoda’s on spice again.”, that shit is funny as hell.

[@ThegreatestVN]

Your editing scales never ceases to amaze me, your creativity is incredible and your writing skills are very articulate

[@Beyondthe5thPanel]

It’s hard to tell if you’re mad, a genius or a mad genius

[@lazk4848]

This is the best Star Wars what if I have ever seen. PLEASE make more cracked ones. A continuation of this story would be hilarious.

[@dianesinger9729]

Fun story of Jedi mischief and Palaptine getting it in the end

[@reaper6309]

Yoda: “commit war crimes we must, so deal with the wookies we don’t have too.”

[@youllknowme2079]

1:06:38 someone threw a brick LMAO! That must have been anakins contraptions in case he doesn't get the rank of master lol.

[@DRDDR8]

9:40 Is this foreshadowing Darth Jar Jar in this timeline?

[@RayAkuma]

Why does palpatine end up as a speeder victim so often?😂

[@Neil_A.]

And by the same driver too

[@Dylanb423]

Heading yoda mention no time to write a thesis it is made me almost hope this is where the dreaded thesis would arise 😂

[@samk3lly]

Yes! I was hoping that I wasn't the only one to notice that! 😂

[@starwarsquill]

That lore is not mine to expand :)

[@nobbyfirefly57]

What if Anakin followed up on his threat to take Windu’s seat?

[@ICallShotgun13]

Boy do I have something to tell you

[@nobbyfirefly57]

@ I mean, yeah he technically did canonically, but you know what I mean. Grab his seat and take it.

[@MineJuatense]

This channel already did a video about it. Search "What If Anakin LITERALLY took a SEAT?"

[@makatata6460]

Oh yes my favorite alien movie with junkie jedi as a bonus

[@SpartanS117C]

Finally I can watch it front to back. Love it. Also IDK why but seeing my name in the patreon supporter list made me happy.

[@Savajj_nahold]

I bet that if one of the Jedi masters of this version of star wars was depressed and wanted ya know, to end stuff and all, they would wanna try and go to kashykk, its kinda sick yet funny in a way, also in a sad way

[@Savajj_nahold]

And even more sadly funny, i bet that the other masters would tryna stop them like "OH GOD NO EVERYTHING BUT KASHYKK MAN PLEASE DON'T DO IT"

[@kabob0077]

50:01 *Cough* Bantha shit *cough* 50:13 R2 and Chopper probably have the most kills in the franchise that aren't from detonating a space station superweapon...

[@DarthWinterMadness]

"My programming doesn't allow for this... Just kidding, look at your faces. Let's cover up this War Crime and get off this cursed planet." Artoo's dialogue is so well written. Quill is the goat of What If videos. Cheers from France! 🍻

[@kabob0077]

@@DarthWinterMadness R2 gives off the same vibes as Zhukov in The Death of Stalin... Actually that gives me an idea I'd like to put forward...

[@Dewd_64]

What if Obi Wan was a secret was a streamer on the Holonet.

[@GreySmurf9]

YES

[@pattersong6637]

Every time he gets a new sub the sound effect is "Hello there"

[@kabob0077]

1:49:19 By the Omnissiah, R2 is the only being here I'd trust...

[@MaddJakd]

R2, you savage you 😂

[@david-468]

I don’t know how you turned Yoda not liking Wookiee/kashyk into him creating a xenomorph plague, but I love it

[@HellaVanilla]

Darth Jar Jar reference

[@Spawner7]

This was funny and worth the wait. I hope you do another one like this.

[@JaysMCworld]

I wonder if one day someone will actually appreciate the beauty of kashyyyk

[@madtomgg9149]

Better than anything from Disney (not joking)

[@DarthWinterMadness]

It's not even close! Most What If channels are already better than Disney, but Quill put them all out to shame with these Yoda hijinks scenarios. Cheers from France! 🍻

[@SvenJensen-d5i]

Mom: how's the job search going Me:

[@TheHomieZhe]

Next time I hear "What about the droid attack on the Wookies?" I now remember this video

[@Dewd_64]

What if Count Dooku threatened to leak all of yoda dark secrets in attack of the clones?

[@oliverrobinson5541]

The Jedi’s were so corrupt that the dark side favoured them in the end over Palpatine

[@MineJuatense]

Ironic.

[@Paul-vt6tx]

Finel report of the Jedi genocide mission, the wookie homeworld, and all its inhabitants are gone. If you are receiving this message, do not travel here. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. This is General Anakin Skywalker, the last surviver and now grandmaster of the Jedi Order (beeb, beeb). Oh yes, I'm not forgetting R2.D2, and I'm still surprised this ship can fly at all.

[@makatata6460]

The 12th hour directors cut of revenge of the sith

[@leonswat4478]

WHY IS THIS 20 MINUTES SHORTER THAN REVANGE OF THE SITH????? still gonna watch tho prob fire 😂

[@Channel-bx5lm]

It can be seen that from previous stories Anakin has already become accustomed to substances. Fortunately, he has now learned to control himself so that he does not tear down chairs every time he sees them. At least now we know that not only Anakin and Yoda are addicted to substances, but also the entire council.

[@codymadeira3625]

This is too good, i absoloutely love every one of your videos, theres humor and more humor :)

[@samk3lly]

Kashyyyk. A hell hole not even the Doomslayer would go to. Not because he is scared but for other reasons. Hm. Yes. 🤣

[@ZomboidMania]

I had a dream of this mist a few weeks ago, except there were 2, green and grey, the grey one was much more similar to what's described but only worked in a small area, like a city and the green one was meant for a much larger area but wasn't as deadly, and instead of Xenomorphs the green mist created robots and robot fish that hunted down and destroyed all organic life, it was designed to stop the spread of infection

[@Cloakedschemer]

This had me bursting out laughing. I especially loved how everyone was shocked during the Palpatine scene 😂

[@That0therG]

That green beanie is legendary Xd

[@ericcrabtree7075]

Yoda - Skywalker some of your death sticks I need

[@SomeWiseGuy.]

Something tells me you changed ever so slightly more than just Yoda's relationship with the wookies 😂

[@FreeForAllJo6m]

0:40 so it’s just Australia?

[@lordofpain3476]

What if ( adding to this story ) Yoda assigned Anakin to eliminate Mundi for his betrayal ?

[@thisisachannel4575]

Star Wars: The Spider Episode

[@lordofpain3476]

" Attack of the Spiders " it is .

[@travbony8768]

The good ending. Holy shit you need your own official trilogy

[@MausStoleYourCheese]

"Count Dooku can't count."😂 Edit: I like how yoda is complete psyco in this story.

[@TyrannoNoddy]

i don't know how you took a shitposty meme idea and stretched it into two hours, but somehow you did it, you especially had me when you made it a freaking alien crossover lmao

[@dannylopez5976]

Find funny in this and "What if the Jedi filed the wrong taxes" that Palpatine thinks the Jedi are more clever and decisive when they "discover" him. When in reality they're just a bunch of bumbling, barely functional stoners.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

At least their volcano insurance will finally pay off

[@Channel-bx5lm]

What if Palpatine launches his own investigation into the activities of the Jedi elite and, as a result, discovers that the entire Jedi council is dabbling in substances?

[@saltyjosh]

Love your shit bro

[@puschelhornchen9484]

the spider tangent was amazing

[@Neil_A.]

49:53 "I'm sorry, but as an astromech droid..." LMAO

[@kurtisvogal5962]

black goo that transforms, twists and corrupts.... that reminds me of something due to it being so specific

[@optimusboy1]

What if anakin was trained by the whacky wahoo pizza man aka dante from dmc5

[@tungstengear]

I fiel like General Grivous will notice this at some point before palpatine die.

[@weakplayerskspchannel3739]

An Interesting Proposal, I have What if, Alfox and SWQ are the same person?

[@nobbyfirefly57]

50:11 awesome ChatGPT moment. At least R2 wasn’t made by stealing the work of others, probably. (In unauthorised ai training data I mean)

[@ZomboidMania]

Bro what

[@killerkirby366]

When you think about it lightsabers are perfect for xenomorphs as they will cauterize the wounds

[@starwarsquill]

@@killerkirby366 When I checked while I was writing this, on the Xeno wiki it says their blood is highly pressurized and would spray out. Plus since they’re silicon based organisms, right?

[@sdsd-dc3kd]

no way this is 2 hours

[@snapeinvader]

Please make more of these.

[@Uohn-c9v]

It took way to long to relesas that the mist was probably the yuuozon vong

[@I-amthe-new-hokn-ucks]

Can you please make general grievous and obi wan falling in love?

[@Uohn-c9v]

Never mind I releveds that is a xenomoph not the yuuvong zon g

[@XxEggman_Meme_GodxX]

I am willing to offer you enough credits to buy all the spice in the galaxy, just so that I may receive more Star Wars meme what ifs.

[@lordofpain3476]

Yoda = Darth Hideous. ........😅😅😅😅

[@metadude1234]

What if Anakin was hiding in Mace Windu's bedroom; but the microsecond Mace Windu is about to fall asleep; Anakin whispers "Baguette" into his ear

[@surferdude4487]

Just say "No" to drugs.

[@434444334]

What if palpatine before being confronted by the jedi hit his head got amnesia and forgot he was the chancellor but a naboo representative

[@JohnGeorgeBauerBuis]

Wow, that was a wild ride!

[@spockamania]

The droid attack on the who?

[@RayAkuma]

1:03:45 It's "how to be absolutely wasted in space" not "how to be an absolute waste of space" 😂

[@DarthWinterMadness]

So Kashyyk, Australia it is... Well for real, I've been waiting for a week to watch this one. I'll edit the comment if anything I say, I have. Looking forward to some Yoda hijinks I do. Cheers from France! 🍻 PS: I wanted more junkie Yoda, but him dangling a carrot over Anakin's head has me interested. And I had to stop listening to the latest TBDM album too, and I feel bad

[@starwarsquill]

Cheers! 🍻

[@DarthWinterMadness]

​@@starwarsquill I had to start the video over on the morning, I had drinks with friends so I couldn't appreciate the story. Making Yoda this evil with an Prometheus/Covenant crossover was quite unexpected, and I'm in. I'm still 30min though, you'll get my full thoughts later.

[@DarthWinterMadness]

​@@starwarsquill​ ​A'ight, so now all the Council is on drugs. At first it was just Yoda in secret, blackmailing Anakin to protect himself (and murdering Jocasta Nu). Then the Council was aware and didn't snitch on him, falsified Tax reports to cover his butt. And now everyone is on drugs, and Yoda still blackmails Anakin. Dear Force, these What Ifs are getting more insane, and your writing also gets better by each video. It seems this kind of scenarios (Murder-Yoda on drugs) are the ones giving you the most inspiration. I kriffing love it! I quickly figured there would be Aliens coming for them, and I hoped Anakin would use a Force Push before using his lightsaber so he'd be aware of their blood being corrosive. Also, Artoo... Master Of Sarcasm. Reminded me of Your Broken Galaxy's translations of Chewie's growls. And Yoda fighting with him kinda make it that when they fight in Empire make even more sense. The Jedi being paranoid Yoda wanted to murder and frame them... Oh my Force. And finally Palpatine being the scapegoat, and getting screwed over before they learned he was the Sith Lord they were looking for. I have still more to say, but it's a 2h video. I'm not about to write a novel. But know it's your best video to this day, and I hope for you and your viewers that the trend keeps going this way and every video is better than the last. Things comes back to me out out of order: Shaak Ti acting like a thug, confiscating Yoda's drugs to consume them. Agen Kolar believing he's the goat and would last more than two seconds against Sidious. Mas Ameda being murdered to cover up the Jedi (mainly Yoda) and their crimes. Having Aliens merge with Australian spiders (and maybe implied battle droids?) swarm the Jedi and even survive the vacuum of space. Which was extremely dreadful until the hyperspace jump. Again, so many things to say I have. I also need to mention how much I love how descriptive you always get. Which is what make your videos so long while never being boring. That's what makes them so great and entertaining to watch. On one end it can be hilarious, and at the same time being so horrifying. Especially when describing the end of the Wookies and setting up the looming threat about to strike. Thank you very much for this story, it was amazing! Sorry for the long comment. As mentioned I have so much to say. It's the best What If ever made yet, and I'm looking forward to whatever you have planned for us in the future. *TL;DR: You're the best.*

[@eacalvert]

2 hr video??? Hell yeah!!!!

[@DanBodd]

This is peak star wars

[@biddygames]

I didn’t realize this was 2 hours long when I clicked on but I’ll be damned if I watch something else

[@TeaganL1701]

this video along with the what if anakin literally took a seat makes the ENTIre Council look incompotent ! lmao maybe the sith were right rotfl