What if Minecraft Mobs were their Real Size?

[@PizzaBombz]

Seed: -820086957493012739

[@Nigerian_Countryball]

Idea, Minecraft, but the mob textures and bodies are randomized.

[@NicubinnugyentaiGerz-gz3iu]

I was about comment ask for seed but thank you for seed

[@3173_Delta]

I almost choked on my chip when you went "Here's the seed if anyone wants it" and it was covered by the bingo card overlay 😭

[@spacemusic3287]

I gotta play on that seed😍

[@MishkaSloth]

@@Nigerian_Countryballwrong category

[@SheltonDo670]

i understand tropical fish not being on the list, it would be a hassle getting all the species in the correct size lmao.

[@PizzaBombz]

Yeah lol. I guess I might be able to do it with the new wolf varieties though

[@boid]

There could be a general size for them though

[@frowner_and_co]

​@@boidnot really because fish can vary Insanely

[@mike-._]

It could probably work well enough with random sizes

[@angelob2383]

I think there’s only eight species

[@LilithNephilim666]

Step 1: "Ah there's a spider" Step 2: "Wait where did it go?" Step 3: "Nevermind I'm ignoring it, I'm going to sleep" Step 4: "Oh no it woke me up" Step 5: *Sets everything on fire* Average reaction of someone seeing a spider

[@RenLin-y4o]

I love this comment

[@Monkeymario.]

wait. this reminds me of something

[@evalabisak6991]

​@@Monkeymario.The game "kill it with fire"?

[@kaosuri]

pull a cockroach move and use a blow torch on it to reduce it to atoms

[@a180combatbowsergamepro6]

!!!!!

[@vaelegoro7782]

This is why you can't find mushroom islands there all on this seed lol

[@Skeeppppy]

Underrated

[@AxoThe2nd]

They’re*

[@vaelegoro7782]

@tylerk Cowecting pepple on dee intoenet.

[@bilalgazdhar823]

incorrect they're is a contraction of they are, and there all on this seed is also incorrect. the correct grammer would be "This is why you can't find a mushroom island at all in this seed L.O.L"​@@AxoThe2nd

[@Bluish_moon]

​@@AxoThe2nderm what the sigma

[@GunslingerGaming23]

Imagine being a mob and some guy starts running towards you saying that he is excited to see you so he takes a selfie with you and then leaves.

[@liamjohnson4385]

That’s a zoo

[@EyeEditzz]

Celebrity status

[@_Alyssa_]

​@@liamjohnson4385omg-

[@Monkeymario.]

hi

[@artsysabs]

Dog pov

[@bluemym1nd]

0:43 Dolphin 1:00 Squid 6:44 Axolotl 8:38 Panda 11:09 Pufferfish 17:29 Armadillo 18:20 Spider 19:33 Bee 20:17 Horse 21:02 Salmon 21:57 Turtle 22:43 Illagers 24:12 Rabbit 24:35 Villager 24:56 Cat 26:29 Fox

[@st1nkBVG]

You’re insane, but thank you I was looking for one of these comments

[@MK_0841]

THANK YOU!!! this video could have been only 5 minutes but him decided to extend it stupidly.

[@bluemym1nd]

All of the ADHDers are welcome. Plus, it's stupid that he didn't show all the mobs side by side

[@MK_0841]

@@bluemym1nd Well I just watched the video and its kinda funny, but I'm still offended

[@Mad7D]

@@MK_0841it’s not stupid some of us like longer videos

[@Vahria-2_Rivaha-4_]

Squids could be smaller, but also bigger. It depends on the Species. I think it fits for them.

[@PhysiologyShark]

So could spiders

[@Vahria-2_Rivaha-4_]

Jes. To the little Dots to 1 Foot Tall.

[@DaCucarachas]

​@@PhysiologySharkspiders could not be bigger

[@ryu4592]

Urm octopus ☝️🤓

[@Bisonn1572]

one of the craziest seeds ever, the whole world is so unique, sick and rare!

[@SiriuSushi]

14:38 the short head-turn to recheck that there is indeed a 4th mooshroom island, along with the delivery of "you gotta be kidding me there's FOUR???" is oozing with shock and disbelief lol that was hilarious!

[@TranAran]

Man, you really won the biome lottery with this seed. Reminds me a lot of Beta's crazy world generation, especially in that savanna area where you were singing while looking for llamas. Also, accurate spiders would severely outclass baby zombies in the annoying & dangerous department lol

[@skinnyjeanis7177]

You definitely should've chosen a huntsman or wolf spider for the size reference instead, that way they would've been at least a tiny bit hittable LOL

[@WickedW3ndigo]

Or the goliath tarantula XD

[@missingnoghost]

Heteropoda Maxima would be a perfect candidate, huntsmen are even known to go on the offensive if they or their young are threatened

[@sanneoi6323]

The Minecraft squid really is strange. My biggest problem is of course that they don't drop calamari, but there's also as you said they only have 8 tentacles. But the thing is, you can't call something that dumb an octopus, octopi are smart. And blue? Most squids aren't blue. As for size, squids in real life can range from an inch to 15 meters.

[@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356]

Yeah. Goodness knows what they were thinking when that particular model was made, but it’s far too late to change it now. 😂

[@IneptOrange]

The squid has been an enigma for thirteen years both in their appearance, and their weird behavior. I'm actually very surprised they've lasted as long as they did and weren't replaced with something else in the oceans update like the Zombie Pigmen were with the nether update. I put it down to the horrifying idea of trying to actually implement a decent system for tentacles into minecraft.

[@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356]

@@IneptOrange Box shaped tentacles = hard.

[@IneptOrange]

@@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356 It's more the lack of a system for 'IK Movement' in minecraft's animation system that I think it lacks.

[@Dlpo30]

don't forget that apperently a non-mammal can produce milk (they used to be a mechanic in wich you could milk them) Also his glowing variant it's bigger than any other glowing cephalopod.

[@kingtortoise8667]

You missed a diamond when You were taking a picture with the Axolotl.

[@PizzaBombz]

How did I not see that!? *Facepalm*

[@kakier4418]

Saw it as well lol

[@AJTheSilence]

Saw it too

[@Voiddrago17]

I saw it to

[@mysocksarewet]

Understandable though.

[@tsanpinyoong]

'Holy cow' The mooshrooms on the island:

[@ItAllGetsHazel]

Mushroom islands usually generate a ton of them in certain areas

[@wrightcember]

I have found 0 block mushroom islands

[@txi.cb_4534]

dude, i LOVE your personality and how hype you get over things!!! it's exactly how i act!!! sometimes when i get excited like that i get told to be quiet, so seeing you be so open with your excitement is so refreshing to me and gets ME happy too!!! this was such a great video :)) absolutely keep it up and keep being yourself, its amazing!!

[@Phospoppylickalick]

You seem like a really fun person to be around! (Genuinely)

[@2001septeleven]

Minecraft spiders came directly from the carboniferous period

[@litecode1024]

😮

[@a26lolhart]

Oxygen

[@loogiboi1061]

Nah the spiders just from Australia

[@renanperezmiralda]

as someone who gets this i love you

[@idkmyname-w8w]

Maybe theres just crazy oxygen levels

[@GuyllianVanRixtel]

The 8 "legs" are called arms, and the 2 long "legs" are called tenticles. Also, in minecraft we are tall.

[@cheesie_toes4208]

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[@cheesie_toes4208]

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[@cheesie_toes4208]

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[@cheesie_toes4208]

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[@CreepyKewlDude]

Ya somewhere around 6’5 to 6 foot because we are a little under 2 blocks (1 meter each) tall

[@angellawless1548]

9:20 'I don't really care for the gold' 😒 *proceeds to collect all gold* 'I've got a lot of gold' 😁

[@Tigerglider]

The rant on the “squid” is so relatable lmao

[@WillBedard]

fun fact : you made the axolotls too small, a foot is 1/3 of a block's length, a block is 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 meter, for the americans, that's 3 feet by 3 feet by 3 feet

[@noiz1762]

It looked to be 1/3rd length

[@enzo_gabriel3964]

​@@noiz1762 no lmao it was like one fifth. Axolotl size is already pretty accurate in Minecraft. Those ones look like the size of a baby lol.

[@pomegfox]

I hate how americans use a meter for 3 feet when it's 3.28 feet and a yard is 3 feet

[@-arthur-]

Please tell me that the silverfish is accurate size, because it's an obscure insect that most people only really know from minecraft, and don't realise it's a real creature.

[@PizzaBombz]

Yup! It's just a couple millimetres long

[@GameStormerSam]

I hate that they’re a real thing, I’ve gotten a few in my house and they’re nasty

[@Scuffed_Gambit]

Instead of having squids be their normal size, add in the biggest one (Colossal squid) with a chance to randomly spawn in. Or if you want to know where each squid is at, make them all that size

[@redcharget5894]

pizzabombz: i can’t wait to show off the real life sizes of minecraft mobs! mushroom islands: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@SoujiOkitaTwo]

1:47 those really long legs are called tentacles

[@ReddBoi64]

Correct and anatomically Octopi have zero tentacles

[@luisasublett9192]

They’re the same

[@Duck_blizzard]

Tell me if I’m wrong, but not all squids have the big long tentacles

[@averydoesstuff]

5:10-5:22 "So, now, all my stuff is at the bottom of a really dark cave that I haven't scouted out, yet, and I have to get back there, in the middle of the 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, where there's some really small mobs, that are really scary, that I don't want to 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵" Nice poem. 😎

[@lus_2095]

"Mooshroom biome?! What?! I find a mooshroom biome before I find a SALMON" that cracked me up 😂😂😂 made me realize it's been ages since I found a mooshroom biome in a survival world. I feel like they've become even rarer (edit: 518th sub here!)

[@salariaplays5946]

Should've done wolves too cause they are huge irl

[@calicobagels]

Oh no, not knowing where the spider went but in Minecraft!

[@FourDigits]

I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you, for using the correct “were” and “their” in the title.

[@SkyliiTunes]

We are they are real size

[@SkyliiTunes]

Why would anyone do we're they're in the first place lol

[@Kipama]

@@SkyliiTunesis this your first time on the internet?

[@SkyliiTunes]

@@Kipama 💀 hall nah I was joking

[@kelbrurger]

​@@SkyliiTunes you did a horrible job of making it seen like a joke, honestly

[@Flamne]

Just a raw video, Simply, No over editing

[@msallylaw]

And somehow it’s still good

[@somethingwithbungalows]

⁠​⁠@@msallylaw not to be mean but of course! Good videos aren’t limited to being perfectly edited. They can be totally uncut and raw - I mean that’s what old KZbin was mostly and it was great

[@msallylaw]

@@somethingwithbungalows oh alright, cool.

[@KirbosCorner]

"If you can count properly" 1:34

[@theoshawn8910]

1:26 amazing comparison❤❤

[@ammanpatel8163]

Great idea for a video! I thought the bingo thing was going to be for finding the mobs and then killing them, so I it was relieving to hear that you were taking a selfie with them. Oh also, I know finding the right audio levels to record at is a pain in the ass, but I think you might wanna turn up your mic just a little bit.

[@KirbosCorner]

Another Kirby :o

[@zyxey]

"Let me just boot up this regular Minecraft world for a video, nothing wierd will happen." *Gets 100k+ views and an insane seed*

[@Mi..Mi..]

"Where are you llama" is actually not too far from being a really good song!

[@GojiraGuy-vm4uc]

don’t be scared, organize those tropical fish

[@INFINITYMOTION1]

That Llama song was fire, ain't gonna lie.

[@auxin903]

Pretty cool! Another fun fact: To be pronounced as written Axolotl is actually like "ahsh-O-lowt". The "tl" denotes putting your tongue in an "l" sound position but passing air to the side like a "T". But for folks who aren't familiar with it - a hard T sound works.

[@hidden4118]

I smell an underrated channel, subbed

[@Gesmick]

great video. only issue i had was that there was a mouse visible at all times, even when not being in any menus (i get carried away easily)

[@PizzaBombz]

Yeah, I noticed that while editing and I'm not entirely sure what's happening, so I'll have to tinker with OBS for the next video. Sorry about that!

[@dawn4518]

same here!

[@cowabanger]

@@PizzaBombz it may be fixed by going into the source settings and unchecking capture cursor!!

[@_sandy_]

@@PizzaBombz are you a linux user ??

[@PizzaBombz]

@@_sandy_ Yup!

[@AlvoGGaming21]

You got it wrong, the spiders are a rare Australian species

[@AlvoGGaming21]

20ft long and wide

[@Waterz0Nine]

​@@AlvoGGaming21Sydney funnel web spider 🕷️

[@portalrr8820]

this man dismay for mass mushroom biomes is more interesting than anything else

[@Spøôky-Y17]

You should totally add some Backround music to ur vids! I think it would add to them :) great content 👍

[@Jintyandpugstudios356]

Underated! I was watching this for about 10 minutes before I realised you only had 252 subs,so I subbed! Great idea,great video in general,you’ll go far!

[@theatomicparticle]

2:04 Squids aren’t round and blue like the minecraft squid is either, it would be more accurate if it looked like: 🦑

[@UnheardString6]

*yOu MeAn SqUaRe

[@theatomicparticle]

@@UnheardString6 There is no animal on this planet that takes the form of a cube. I was referring to how the Minecraft squid is plump like an octopus whereas a real squid has a very dynamic shape with the long trunk and large fins.

[@UnheardString6]

@@theatomicparticle true. Was trying to joke about the fact that little (if any) animals resemble cubes irl. Thanks for the info tho!

[@komischertyp4]

You should make spiders „huntsman spider“ sized. Would make it actually playable

[@BatTalez]

I love how in the middle of the video we have to take a detour to stare at all the mushroom biomes 😭😭 it genuinely made me laugh HARD 😭😭😭😭

[@JackKing97]

My question is why cows aren’t huge and pigs are like bigger than a person is sideways irl…

[@PizzaBombz]

Some of the mobs when scaled would be within one dimension's range but too large or too small than the other, like the cat. I don't remember off the top of my head if that's true for these two mobs, but I think it is.

[@alejandroparedes2500]

Bro dropping the seed but actually dont showing it

[@gottplays1929]

I know this comment is early but he now commented the seed

[@Barakon]

Bottlenose dolphins are almost as long as a person is tall, fym they’re smaller than normal?

[@Merry_IsOkay]

19:00 lol that's an actual game about killing spiders not sure if that was your reference though

[@I_Like_2_Laugh]

You literally missed diamonds when taking your axolotl screen shot at 7:37 and apparently no one else noticed

[@vaibhavmishra5179]

Came for the animal sizes, stayed for the mooshroom island 😂

[@PuppzPawz]

You know what would be terrifying? the opposite of this, If they were Minecraft size in real life..

[@reapXrr03]

1:53 Minecraft squid are there own species due to the 2 missing arms you mentioned and there MASSIVE open mouths which no earthly squid has. Just a lil beak.

[@rachels.9984]

“… I’m gonna die…” “Skeleton, too?!” Ugh, what a mood 😂

[@stuff8717]

The wolf and the cod would have been fun too

[@kelvin4593]

the question is not what if minecraft mobs were their real size,its what if animals in real life are as big as those in minecraft.

[@CastielsFace]

I was just enjoying the video and then I noticed that you only have 242 SUBSCRIBERS! You deserve WAY more for this high quality content

[@EmptyDrPepper]

Keep up the good work man, loved the vid!

[@ShaxowTech]

He went from nature biology to freaking out about mushroom islands lmao

[@gizmo835]

If Minecraft mobs followed the same laws of size as real organisms, the Ender Dragon would be way smaller, because Square-Cube Law. If the Ender Dragon was real, not only would it be too big to fly, but it might even collapse under its own weight.

[@Jesthers]

Always figured the spiders in minecraft to be more based on fantasy "giant spiders". Don't think they'd be able to hurt you otherwise.

[@TheButtonOfLife]

great seed but the bingo card blocked it

[@PizzaBombz]

Sorry about that! I pinned a comment with the seed to fix it.

[@TheButtonOfLife]

@@PizzaBombz you are amazing!

[@calicobagels]

22:53 Bro posed for the photo too, lol.

[@CookieXD1998]

Now do it the other way around. How big would an Enderman in real life? How about a Creeper, Dragon or the KZbinr Enderman?

[@BanditoLunar]

man ur underrated this video is very entertaining with ur commentary

[@HalfDecentVideos719]

Its a mushroom biome, not a mooshroom biome… ‘its leviosaah, nkt leviosuuh’

[@tanda_bandr]

Different colors of parrots in minecraft are also different in size! At least most of them are macaws, so they should be quite large

[@CrimsonJewel]

Spiders, based on real life, would have the same behavior as passive mobs. It would be nice if that's actually the case, since they're honestly really cute in that small scale.

[@foxy_dragon_sus1094]

IDK why but I hear etho when ever you talk😂😂💕

[@manianeusz8654]

Nice video man, really enjoyed it. The seed is insane tho I'll play on it myself, got an idea for a base.

[@birdgirl97_2]

you deserve more subscribers.

[@colton-sg6hx]

"i don't care for the gold" immediately gets all the gold 😄

[@Jaythegoat_yt]

The no music commentary makes this video very nostalgic like

[@robrunyan407]

The mushroom biome just became more common 😂😂😂

[@DaEagle7]

Man U deserve WAY more subscribers these vids are awesome GET THIS MAN TO 100K RIGHT NOW

[@renawhitlock6752]

i looked at the seed on biome finder, and there are actually 7 mushroom biomes in that area 💀 the two you missed were the tiniest and the biggest out of all of them

[@JWRB_Gaming]

It's neither a glows quid or a glow octopus, it's a glocktopus

[@Skeeppppy]

I think you missed a spider at around 8:35 its on the left side, and only visible for a few moments.

[@FunnyCraftSheep]

Awesome video, you’re incredibly underrated lol - I love your style of editing! :D

[@springtronic.]

this is honestly an awesome idea for a datapack

[@amthystxx]

Hey! I'm a datapacker too. Do you mind if I ask how you got the entities to spawn with the correct size? Did you just make it so entities within a radius of the player got their base scale attribute changed?

[@PizzaBombz]

I pretty much just changed every entity scale using @e, but to prevent it from constantly changing all mobs I just tagged mobs I already changed and made sure to exclude those tagged mobs

[@amthystxx]

@@PizzaBombz you could also check their data to run the scale command unless their scale is 1 :)

[@vizurukzkz]

Great and entertaining video! It’d be better if there were background music tho..

[@Der.Nichtraucher]

7:40 that diamond in the background😂

[@lizv2926]

BEES ARE SO CUTE OMGGGGG

[@SubroOrbus]

This is underrated. I think you should maybe be a bit more expressive (if you'd like)!

[@O_hello_0]

That sound-o-meter is so usefull when i'd go full paranoia in late night minectraft

[@hippoanonymous8841]

13:10 on a server i play we found a circle of like 5 mooshroom islands, it was very cool!

[@Kyle_notxz]

I wish minecraft will fix the squid design too look more like a squid than some microscopic bacteria

[@ProfDrBaum]

Enderman can only teleport where they could walk. They dont actually use the teleport mechanic from the enderpearl they just walk incredibly fast

[@guilhermegomes6695]

Bees on Minecraft: thats realy big Bees on Terraria: 💀

[@m0noxchr0me]

7:38 the fact that there were diamonds RIGHT THERE and he most likely didnt get them or at the very least didnt realize that they were there infuriates me

[@kevin-tylerpetri7930]

The chances of finding 5 mushroom biomes right next to eachother is insane

[@Иная]

Would have more sense to make spider size of a giant tarantula

[@-Clutch-]

I mean it is called, “spider” and not… “tarantula”

[@ThatBlueFoxOfficial]

Absolutely awesome video, cool concept! Side note, you sound like young Technoblade lol

[@skelly_universe7215]

You forgot one thing (I bet it's just hard to do with a datapack). Since the cockatiel parrot is much tinier than the Macaws. And the Amazonian green is also a bit smaller than the Macaws. Plus I think Ocelots are bigger than house cats.

[@056weom]

id LOVE to hear u sing about llamas more

[@luxurious_king730]

Your lama song was on point, I’d love a Spotify song of that lama song