What If My Opponent Has Two Queens

[@Lucasls07]

So your pieces are crazily attracted by the woman but cannot capture it, looks like a lot of chess players.

[@analander9222]

Simp is so cruel for not letting his pieces eat the queen

[@gloweye]

You might even call those chess players... simps.

[@xCorvus7x]

I'm pretty sure capturing women is illegal and generally inappropriate.

[@Lucasls07]

@@xCorvus7x now that you said like that, it's a pretty reasonable rule.

[@thatdude9091]

@@xCorvus7xgenerally illegal, too.

[@ShizaruReykah]

Your Opponent had the Challenge: "Chess but you need to blunder your Queen 50 Times before the End of the Game"

[@LoudWaffle]

lmao I read this at the beginning of the video and it tricked my brain into viewing this match as taking place on the drawback chess website. Took me four minutes to realise, no, wtf, the opponent doesn’t actually have a drawback!

[@asdfghyter]

@@LoudWaffle rofl!

[@animecuts-PokeTV-Amzngmoments]

Well that actually almost always happens while playing against the 100 rated elo people.

[@MegaDav1234]

This opponent has to be one of the worst players I've seen on this channel

[@TheTrooper1878]

That's what I tought haha

[@shadestrider1033]

He's not bad, he's just a paid actor.

[@Moleoflands]

Yeah, I don't think I've seen an instant queen blunder before

[@Ze_eT]

@@shadestrider1033 He is far from a paid actor, dude took every step possible to make Simp's life harder without even knowing it.

[@laislyra5512]

He doesn't know how the knight moves 😂

[@tapashalister2250]

I love that flurry of arrows at 1:54 showing how truly horrible of a move would be

[@ertugkaya919]

That would be the winning move for white, forcing queen capture and ending the video

[@Jaffar6318]

And its a meme of 5 black men(one of them is a trap) and 1 white woman

[@epicgamernoisesintensifies6238]

There’s so many that 2 arrows are overlapping

Fun fact: The opponent blundered their queen for 44.444...% of the moves of the game; via my criteria, the opponent blundered one of their pieces for 61.111...% of the moves of the game.

[@umuhyacinth6144]

So there is 105.555...% of a game here?

@@umuhyacinth6144 That is not what I meant. The piece blunders include the queen blunders.

[@enchantedorange3141]

⁠@@umuhyacinth6144how do you live with such a massive brain?

[@IreneSaltini]

0:48 I get the idea that your opponent was trying a Scholar’s mate, but aimed at the wrong pawn with both pieces. Maybe he’s from the mirror universe.

[@dex6316]

I think the opponent got scholar’s mated and wanted to recreate it, but couldn’t remember the positions

[@Diabhork]

Trying to scholar's mate the queen. Scholar's Mate, but you got your scholarship in interior design

[@D4N1011011]

Chess but your opponent needs to have 2 queens before you can checkmate them.

[@theneoreformationist]

Best part, they underpromote to rook and Simp ragequits.

[@isaz2425]

that's a really interesting one.

[@minuspi8372]

This opponent definitely realized something was up. All of those blunders seemed like testing, like "is he really not going to take it? Wow. How can I use that?"

[@TheAudioVids]

And he couldn't do much in the end

[@jarrakul]

I think if the opponent was that clever, they wouldn't have just left the checkmate threat on the board and done nothing about it.

[@RaghavBabbar]

​@@jarrakul i can imagine a smurf going like "wow let me see how many queen blunders can i do before a 100 rated guy finally sees it" and in the end be like "nah this person is too new to chess, he has been missing queen captures forever and also blundered a fork and a bishop in single move and doesn't even realize he can win the game on the spot, i will just make a random move to give him another chance"

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

Definitely wasn't intentional. They didn't take advantage of this at all.

[@Liebestod0001]

it's the word failure! which expresses simp's disappointment towards the opponent

[@EuphCat-j8s]

What the failure

[@AdamVorpahl]

Nah, it's "What the fuck?"

[@Khunkurisu]

@@AdamVorpahl womp womp

[@sp4cef0rc37]

Steven He approves this.

[@thebigdug]

​@@AdamVorpahl wait really? I would have never guessed

[@ethanchapman1776]

I'm guessing your opponent realized that you had a challenge where you couldn't take the queen. Their moves make a lot more sense then.

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

It's also very possible that they're a kid, they're still learning how chess works, or maybe they're just plain stupid.

[@mezu-e]

My 70 year old aunt is "into chess" yet is 300 elo ​@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932

[@ecMathGeek]

It's very sweet that you're giving them that much credit.

[@costa-w3k]

💯. Even 100 ELO rated players cannot blunder their queen so blatantly

[@axlrosest]

​@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932To quote Levy: "It's cute when 4 year old kids play chess like this. But it's not cute at all when two 30 year old men are playing like this."

[@MoonGlow22]

0:45 when the only tool you have is hammer, you treat everything like nail It's so fun how people go for scholars mate without looking what opponent is doing

[@lmabacus404]

Or look at what they're doing, for that matter. Neither the bishop nor queen are on the right square for that.

[@georgiykireev9678]

It's not even the scholar's mate setup, he's lining up on the wrong pawn. Just a trainwreck of a plan start to finish

[@tehlaser]

that ending was exactly the sort of “well what did you expect me to do” that I come here f-

[@tttITA10]

Oh, boy, I though he was gonna do the "f*k the rules, I have mate-in-one" thing.

[@Hurtdeer]

100 rated chess, but your pieces (not pawns) are slingshots. They can only take an enemy piece (including pawns) if they've been pulled back a few squares on the previous turn, so that they are primed to be launched on the attacking turn. You can pre-empt where you think the enemy will be, but if you miss, you must launch that piece as far as it can go, including taking whatever enemy piece it might hit instead.

[@4louisMC]

No

[@thetriathigamer1544]

@@4louisMC Yes

[@davidtitanium22]

When simp says way too easy and it's actually too easy

[@char1194]

Im so glad you won this, theres only so many queen blunders I can take before I starting praying for the 100 rated player's downfall

[@AndrewBrownK]

Simp doing square root calculations is my favorite way to start my morning

[@Modie]

For having quit Genshin, dude seems to save the important pictures for the thumbnails still.

[@buffoon69420]

maybe he still plays/watches it occasionally

[@lucapichu5428]

nah fr my exact thoughts

[@Greg_Bal]

5:35 are the waterfalls in the background... going up?

[@mr.d8747]

*Finally, a challange perfectly suited for a Simp.*

[@FrhayDukien]

So many queen blunders in this game! I'm amazed you actually managed to restrain from taking it!

[@oliverkolossoski1434]

The opponent was totally doing a blunder the queen challenge of his own

[@bassguitarbill]

Fianchetto

[@JustSomeGuyWithAMug]

_Fianchetto_ 🤌

[@lloydpl]

side panel

[@Tetracontakaitetragon]

​​@@JustSomeGuyWithAMug _side panel🤌_

[@DemirAros]

I would have loved if this video was just over a minute long. Simp just slowly hovering the knight over the opponent's queen, then the outro kicks in.

[@thiagobp0159]

I see furina

[@CrisCheese_]

I see depressed autistic queen of water, I click

[@nogenora6903]

SO THAT'S THE WORD

[@Jordan-ud4qv]

@@nogenora6903no, they mean the character in the thumbnail. Who by the way is amazing

[@buffoon69420]

@@Jordan-ud4qv and ho-

[@mamaguevo8598]

It's not furina it's Clorinde, I also thought it was furina

[@bobosaurus331]

I just noticed the waterfall background during reading comment time is in reverse...

[@ZuiVeemo]

The word is clearly furina

[@Zenyx64]

Nah nah I bet it's 'Futanari'

[@takimi_nada]

no no it's fu xuan because hsr ost in this video

[@9nikola]

It's actually fucshia but he doesn't know how to spell it so he can't put it into the text to speech

[@kubapa09]

If someone is interested in fanart in thumbnail, it's from r/Clorinde mains

[@moai7263]

Im having a brain aneurysm

[@mattevans4377]

The end of the video was hilarious, lol

[@Game_player_1.0]

This channel truely shows the difference between 100 and 300 rating.

[@NaNA-cb4vz]

Man’s a chess classist, doesn’t think pawns are pieces.

[@amirtahaabbasi7992]

It's the word f... .outro song😂 Question: Would you do a challenge from youtube , or will you only do challenges at Discord?

[@napoleonbonaparte8014]

Peak comedy in the end.

[@sorin_markov]

I'm pretty sure your opponent just doesn't know how knights worked. I think all of the queen blunders were to knights and he blundered away the one knight he moved out

[@insylem]

I loved the outro cut on this! awesome!

[@pokmanl9810]

0:49 I audibly yelled when I saw this. The several millennia of literature and art cannot compare to the drama of this move

[@Delmont_The_Delusional]

1:14 absolute peak comedy

[@Arisorio]

I am pretty sure despite repeated showings and using his own, the opponent doesn't know how knights work.

[@Raaaaay]

I never thought I could see someone move more random than Martin bot until now

[@Lopoi]

That gotta be a paid actor

[@Takodachi257]

Couldn't help but notice Furina in the background of the thumbnail.

[@FalconFetus8]

Dude must not have known how knights work

[@palabragris]

People may think his opponent was constantly blundering their queen, but they were just playing with the challenge: "your queen is a horse girl"

[@tariffictypist7372]

60 seconds in and the man already wants to divorce his queen

[@AlexanderWeixelbaumer]

This unpaid actor really hadn't any idea how the pieces move

[@JamesTFaile]

Here's a like for that ending alone

[@BigStrap]

That last comment was pretty funny. Good on ya, random discord account

[@jabislawthegreat]

aaaah, the word "ffffffffffff". Splendid.

[@corynewell8892]

Wrong game to not be able to take a queen

[@AyanKhan-ge4fp]

I will say the absolutely right game

[@tcyb]

>changes challenge's rules >this will be easy

[@MenacingBaker]

Why does the water go backwards?

[@User525-s5u]

Stockfish prob had a seizure mid game

[@Jordan-ud4qv]

Based thumbnail. I saw Furina and clicked

[@gregbartlett851]

This is truly an opponent who doesnt see how the knight moves

[@andrewyesin4765]

According to automatic subtitles, simp calls his alfreds franks and other pawns "porn"

[@jakl]

tfw I predict all of simp's moves because I've seen 100 videos

[@DMS86]

This is the most 100 rated chess game I've seen in a while

[@asadekai]

F[Outro]. The word is F[Outro]

[@AlexMetamorphCamel]

100 rated chess, but your queen and rooks both move like knights

[@roma540]

Saw that last one coming from a mile away. Still was beautiful

[@Sovralin]

If you opponent has two queens... you, my friend, are a chess simp.

[@258thHiGuy]

We need to decide whether or not your own queen is straight for this challenge

[@Trekiros]

That was the most 100 rated player who's ever been 100 rated

[@CharlieAnimates]

That is a very interesting challenge!

[@Capiosus]

6 blunder game you love to see it

[@Svankmajer]

Can't someone less lazy than me contact Eric Rosen for a Duckchess match for Simp?

[@Jivvi]

It doesn't begin with an f. It's the word phooey.

[@weeblordgaming6062]

Well he must have quit genshin recently cuz he has furina

[@zod3632]

or when she initially released 7 months ago

[@dxtrum]

I dont think ive ever actually seen simp get a checkmate

[@pizza8725]

100 elo chess be like

[@PauxloE]

Looks like your opponent had a "blunder your queen" challenge?

[@callmeandoru2627]

Keep in mind that the closest distance possible is 0

[@lockaltube]

Ah, it's a word: f📺💃🏻 🎹♩♩🎵🎶🎶♩♩🎵🎶🎶 🎻♩♩🎵🎶🎶♩♩🎵🎶🎶

[@dee5559]

Loved the game, loved the ending 😂

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video @ChessSimp! Can't wait for the next video man! First video of yours that I'm watching and absolutely loving the content man! Hello from Prince George's County, Maryland! Came for the Sauce on the Thumbnail image, stayed for the Challenge LMAO! Anyway, Is that Furina from Genshin Impact in the Thumbnail image?

[@RayramAureanBlue]

The artist is Minzu_u and they drew Clorinde with a custom dress.

[@manudude02]

I feel like this might have been harder if moving closer to the queen didn't include pawns. That way, you'll have to get the pieces out early.

[@从.从]

Chess, but you are a masochist. You need to have one of your own pieces captured at least once every 4 moves.

[@biomwalk]

Bro played so poorly its almost like her knew about your challenge

[@arifezwan8893]

goddammit I watched since day 1 and still don't know what's the word

[@Matti2ooo8]

Now we'll never know what the word is

[@no_name4796]

Simp never fails to clickbait us with an anime waifu

[@San-lh8us]

He said it will be "way too easy" so i'm predicting a miserable defeat or a misterious internet crash, i'll be back with an update once i'm finished watching edit: it was indeed way too easy

[@dawidwojacki5049]

This one is truly 100 rated or even lower

[@tochoXK3]

before watching the video: "Way too easy" So, he's gonna lose the challenge

[@tochoXK3]

@@pythagmathcat Haha, guess I was wrong

[@Desslosh]

Great video

[@DuffTerrall]

I was genuinely angry at the 100rated by the end of this game.

[@supernate760]

HSR music goes hard

[@elishedaberg1274]

The most paid actor ever

[@lazydonkey3617]

someone submit this to guess the elo im begging you

[@ThisIsntAYoutuber]

I’m surprised this didn’t extend to pawns. After all, all pawns can promote to Queens, which can only mean one thing. ;)

[@Flechashe]

"You can't make 2 moves in a row where you don't get closer to the enemy queen" and "You must move a piece closer to the enemy queen every 2 moves" are not the same, but I guess it's fine too

[@lmabacus404]

Aren't they the same? Or are you interpreting every 2 moves to mean every other move?

[@Flechashe]

@@lmabacus404 Every 2 moves does mean every other move, and that's how Simp interpreted it too. That's not the problem My point is that the challenge forces Simp to move closer to the queen on even moves. He isn't allowed to do something else on an even move just because he moved closer to the queen on an odd move. What happens on odd moves is irrelevant. Considering this, the challenge was failed at move 4. Simp thinks that this move is allowed because he moved closer to the queen on move 3.

[@lmabacus404]

@@Flechashe "Every 2 moves" isn't the same thing as "every second move." Simp has always interpreted "restriction/requirement every x moves" as "every consecutive sequence of x moves must satisfy the restriction/requirement." For example, in the "He Back Rank Checkmates Me" video, the challenge of "you can only capture one piece every 10 moves" was interpreted as "no consecutive sequence of 10 moves can have more than one capture", instead of "you can only capture on moves divisible by 10", or "each 10-move block of 1-10, 11-20, 21-30 etc must contain at most one capture."

[@MichaelUrocyon]

Simp paid for this actor

[@shubhamshirvalkar7850]

Is that lady furina in the thumbnail?

[@mamaguevo8598]

It's Clorinde

[@simonerosada6600]

For those who wonder, the one in the picture is Clorinde from Genshin Impact

[@kakahass8845]

"Way too easy" he's gonna lose this isn't he?

[@kakahass8845]

Huh... just my luck.

[@davidwagner6116]

Oof! This one was painfully funny.

[@noahsimon4422]

Making this challenge "or pawn" is such a coward move

[@maussy-maus]

When i saw the thumbnail, the first thing i saw is Furina, not the challenge itself 💀

[@PoeticImbecile]

I clicked it thinking it was some guide to build furina 💀

[@mamaguevo8598]

It's Clorinde, not furina, although she looks very similar with the blue gem

[@maussy-maus]

@@mamaguevo8598 Clorinde uses a panty hose, and the person in the thumbnail clearly uses blue-ish clothes.

[@mamaguevo8598]

@@maussy-maus Search Minzu_u Clorinde

[@maussy-maus]

@@mamaguevo8598 that's a party dress💀 i thought you're talking about the normal one

[@freewilly1337]

AH yes making the challenge easier by including pawns and then saying it is way too easy. Classic Simp-move right there.

[@IamGrimalkin]

If he was allowed to take the queen this would have been far easier, whether pawns or pieces.

[@freewilly1337]

@@IamGrimalkin you can't get closer to the queen if it is taken, so no. The original challenge without pawns was much harder

[@NecronHandlee]

furina

[@mynameissongohanandamnotah17]

world champion bluderer