Guide to players/ countries: 1st part: Bo - Denmark // Swimmy - Poland // Braun - East India Company(India ball) // Jake - Italy // Schaefer - Britain(Canada ball) // Peef - Portugal // ISP - Philippines 2nd part: Bo - Denmark // Jake - Wallacheca/Romania // Schäfer - Greece // Peef - Egypt // Swimmy - Krakow(Polish ball)
@gpjedy73793 жыл бұрын
Dane absolutely demolished and mentally dominated by french point laugh
@thefrenchareharlequins27433 жыл бұрын
Just to clear things up, are we speaking about the good Napoleon or the LARPer Napoleon?
@chaleb68173 жыл бұрын
idk why you need a guide by this point i think we all recognize the iconic voices
@griddy9223 жыл бұрын
Bokoen1 did 9/11
@mrwri3 жыл бұрын
Bo your videos are great. Thanks for sharing with us.
@alexrofe21923 жыл бұрын
"If I ban child Labour, I'll go bankrupt" - Swimmy, 2021
@Steve_the_Radroach3 жыл бұрын
The Polish experience
@alexrofe21923 жыл бұрын
@@Steve_the_Radroach The Jeff Bezos Experience
@drsilverium10483 жыл бұрын
@@alexrofe2192 The Jeff Bezlos Experience lol
@ar15ismybestfriend903 жыл бұрын
the younger you are the longer you will be able to work!
@kaiserwilhelm19143 жыл бұрын
Chad
@dumbidiot39283 жыл бұрын
Denmark and Austria: Having a naval battle that has barely 30 ships involved. The British Navy: ominously sailing by with their 109 ships in a single stack.
@artofthepossible73293 жыл бұрын
More or less the status quo for the 19th century: no matter how many ships you have, the Royal Navy has more.
@ADMICKEY3 жыл бұрын
@@artofthepossible7329 maybe
@PwnZombie3 жыл бұрын
It's not a maybe, it's a certainty.
@dumbidiot39283 жыл бұрын
@@PwnZombie that’s right. I remember reading somewhere, probably Wikipedia, that said during the 19th century France was second place in the amount of ironclads. They had about 50 ironclads. The British had 350.
@ADMICKEY3 жыл бұрын
@@PwnZombie well I am in a alternate universe in 554 so...
@Star-tc4dy3 жыл бұрын
I remember when the Japanese general helped Napoleon at Waterloo thus helping Napoleon win the Napoleonic war
@emperorofwends88753 жыл бұрын
That was a good day
@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero20413 жыл бұрын
When the shogunate sent a few geishas to assassinate Duke of Wellington.
@alect5253 жыл бұрын
Yes when the Japanese caused the enemy to run from the battlefield in a shameful display
@niallhiggins23423 жыл бұрын
Someone to replace Grouchy
@emperorofwends88753 жыл бұрын
@@niallhiggins2342 imagine the conversacion Napoleon:I am releaving you of Comand Grouchy:ok Who is replacing me Napoleon:the japanise general that arived month ago Grouchy:but he doesnt even speak french
@WilliamTehConqueror3 жыл бұрын
Bo: France is my ally, based France: *invades Denmark*
@francomacineiras39953 жыл бұрын
Classic Napoleon
@jacobshemka66103 жыл бұрын
But Denmark doesn’t exist, so what are you talking about?
@gerpaladin87503 жыл бұрын
Surprised danish Pikachu
@yodef68283 жыл бұрын
Spain: *First time?*
@BrigadierBill3 жыл бұрын
And here we see Denmark learning the first lesson of being one of Napoleon's allies. They can always be made better by being Napoleon's subjects.
@grandstrategos11443 жыл бұрын
“You have racism.” - Bokoen1 2021
@gebdemedici3 жыл бұрын
"I diagnose you with racism"
@forty58643 жыл бұрын
@@gebdemedici Welcome to a new Episode of "Ask Dr Pig"
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
Terminally based.
@Void_Wars3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel when Dresden is bombed in 1815 “You are diagnosed with based”
@herkko19603 жыл бұрын
You have stage three racism, there is no cure, you have two weeks left to live
@The_Laughing_Cavalier3 жыл бұрын
0:37 "How is the Danish Fleet non-existent?!" The ghost of Admiral Horatio Nelson: *grins menacingly*
@papagaiofilmes66423 жыл бұрын
Is the ghost of navigator
@Tdelliex2 жыл бұрын
lets burn it down a 3rd time
@solitairemario Жыл бұрын
So they went to Copenhagen, and blew some stuff up.
@tunazzz__6773 жыл бұрын
ISP asking "Please don't Colonize me" as the Philippines is the Funniest Thing Ever. If only it was that easy irl...
@Remus-z6y3 жыл бұрын
Swimmy was preparing imaginary armies in his bunker for Poland’s great rise!
@GreMnMlin3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Swimmy's plan of just using rebels to get his cores back from Prussia was pretty smart
@boxcarz3 жыл бұрын
@@GreMnMlin It was smart indeed, but how the hell are you gonna get "Polish" rebels in core Germanic territory like that?
@filipkopec5253 жыл бұрын
@@boxcarz Masuria was evenly split
@jakub39863 жыл бұрын
@@boxcarz well that is a long story but this region is partly polish core
@Derkosson3 жыл бұрын
"Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz's assault will bring it under control." "Moj lider... Grzegorz..." "Grzegorz couldn't mobilize enough men."
@manwithaplan55033 жыл бұрын
"Phoenix of Poland" sounds like a WWII movie about the Polish divisions that escaped the initial invasion and just kinda kept fighting. I'd watch that.
@mordapl16413 жыл бұрын
Hubal from 1973 is literally that
@noahfuller41282 жыл бұрын
@@MyName-lq7rv Wojtek got one though
@theeternalsuperstar37733 жыл бұрын
The question is not "If Napoleon Won?", but "If Napoleon Two?"
@grandstrategos11443 жыл бұрын
Napoleon 2: Electric Bogaloo
@thefrenchareharlequins27433 жыл бұрын
@@grandstrategos1144 Napoleon 3: Castrated by Bismark Troogaloo
@Fordo0073 жыл бұрын
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 to be fair, by that point in his life Napoleon III was essentially begging for death. Him dying before the war would've made him the happiest Napoleon III ever.
@leonardorivelorivelo92533 жыл бұрын
"What If Napoleon won WW1?" HOI4 mods in a nutshell
@Kal180423 жыл бұрын
Ah! Another famous Swimmy line 5:16
@theunforgiven93863 жыл бұрын
ISP roleplaying as the Philippines is disturbingly accurate and funny at the same time
@gabetumanan65933 жыл бұрын
As a Filipino, seeing ISP play my country is super based
@laudeinvicta71133 жыл бұрын
ULTRA BASED.
@robertjethrogallano10533 жыл бұрын
I know right XD
@joaquincentino6343 жыл бұрын
Yeah same here lols
@jakemaguire40003 жыл бұрын
MEGA BASED
@poikoi15303 жыл бұрын
very based
@polskamapping61163 жыл бұрын
I love how Swimmy was playing Krakow lmao, I don't think anyone has played Krakow in Vic2
@sevastopolveneto15683 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, people have done world conquests as it.
@dimitri94353 жыл бұрын
It's my favourite you've got your work cut out for you forming the PLC
@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes3 жыл бұрын
Dog. Krakow is very popular as a tag to transition to playing as Poland/Commonwealth with. Loads of people have played it. It’s recommended often.
@Le-eu4bf3 жыл бұрын
@@ihaveadream3321 use the crisis mechanics
@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes3 жыл бұрын
@@ihaveadream3321 Definitely seen a documented Greek world conquest.
@YourVintageStick3 жыл бұрын
easy, baguettes and cigarettes for everyone, that’s what would’ve happened
@sandstorm93053 жыл бұрын
2:05 Is that a reference to when Bo said the Danish cultural food is bread?
@R3GARnator3 жыл бұрын
I thought their cultural food was bottom quality beef.
@hitomisalazar40733 жыл бұрын
Thought Danish cultural food was Butter Cookies.
@Void_Wars3 жыл бұрын
There is no food in Denmark, I ate all of it.
@sirpixel79452 жыл бұрын
I though Danish food was plastic?
@deeznoots62413 жыл бұрын
France taking Holstein is actually good though, you keep the core and now in the future you can use that core to take the whole province of Holstein for free rather than just have the single state
@phoenix49773 жыл бұрын
That requires beating the French.
@therealestsnake3 жыл бұрын
hey, I think that's my version of Nappys legacy that they're playing! it's nice to see people playing it, but I stopped working on it because of incredible difficulties regarding literacy. Seriously, just look at dutch literacy. They're literally like sub 10% literacy and I just gave up. hopefully there's no CTD's I'll definitely work on the mod when V3 comes out
@r.o.b87283 жыл бұрын
Yeah i remember when Japan had 45% Warscore in the Napoleonic wars
@thomashaland30263 жыл бұрын
"you have racism" well that's certainly good to know
@-socialcredit3 жыл бұрын
ISP as the PH: "Plz don't colonize me" Philippines: Gets colonized 3 times (4 if you count the Bri'ish)
@Skulldude-yj9kg3 жыл бұрын
Spain even thought they are a puppet for napoleon: After all why not? Why shouldn’t i colonise them
@TexasKosmonawt3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy that the Philippines is getting some form of love on this channel
@Oh_oh_its_Magic3 жыл бұрын
As the emperor of the French, King of the Romans and king of Italy, I decree this Danish man Bo with the title of Prince protector of schleswig Holstein and king of Denmark-Norway and iceland and Greenland and an honorary Prince elector of the Confederation of the Rhine, godspeed to you from yours truly Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte the first-
@imperiumgrim47173 жыл бұрын
Just give him the title Arch-Duke bruh
@drekbleh70813 жыл бұрын
ISP as the Philippines: "Plz no colonize me" haha that isn't how this game is played
@halzan74673 жыл бұрын
I love Philippine ISP
@Skulldude-yj9kg3 жыл бұрын
Spain even though their are still controlled: After all why not Why i shouldn’t colonise the Philippines
@laudeinvicta71133 жыл бұрын
Man, that was exactly how it happened irl...
@laudeinvicta71133 жыл бұрын
@@Skulldude-yj9kg what?
@Skulldude-yj9kg3 жыл бұрын
@@laudeinvicta7113 did u even read history The country has been colonised 3 times Additional 1 for the British
@drekbleh70813 жыл бұрын
>Denmark is OP Bo: "Right. Best mod. 10/10 never going back to vanilla/HPM Victoria 2 again"
@demonicinqusition3 жыл бұрын
The secret to Napoleons victory of Austerlitz was his masterful deployment of his allied Samurai.
@MotionSickness173 жыл бұрын
0:22 But The US lost the war of 1812 in real life
@Unknownstatus_5214 ай бұрын
I think they're referring to changes in territories in America, because in real life the war ended in Status Quo
@helwrecht16373 жыл бұрын
The USA lost the war of 1812 in real history. It’s just in this mod they lost harder. For those who don’t believe me look it up, the only territory to change hands was Canada got the nicer Niagara Fall: Also the just straight US failed to invade Canada.
@The13thclam3 жыл бұрын
They even held Detroit at one point. I think someone on the British side channeled Nostradamus and said "Hand it back, you'll regret it in the long run if you don't."
@user-iv2ul3yh6g3 жыл бұрын
US also beat the British in Louisiana to be fair
@robertblume29513 жыл бұрын
We won the peace deal but ya the war itself didn't go that well
@andreleclerc72313 жыл бұрын
@@user-iv2ul3yh6g After the peace was already signed. HA!
@coldman3733 жыл бұрын
The territory didn’t “change hands.” The British and Americans had captured each other’s fort during the war. They were traded back to either side, as was the status quo antebellum. Additionally, while the US ultimately failed in Canada, they won in Florida against both the Spanish and British, effectively eliminating Spanish influence there. However, the failure in Canada led to America abandoning the idea of integrating Canada. The only real losers of the war were the native indians.
@lucasleonard54763 жыл бұрын
Alright hear me out, a multiplayer grand campaign ck3-hoi4
@faiz83853 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a crash counter in the top right
@leonardorivelorivelo92533 жыл бұрын
*If i ban child labor im going bankrupt* - factory Bosses on the industrial revolution explaining why labor laws shouldnt exist
@mosesracal6758 Жыл бұрын
Im Filipino and one, SEA was known to be full of pirates. Literally every famous person pre-colonial times was once a pirate so it makes sense that you pay shipbuilders with rum lol. Also while we dont have a Capt. Philippines, we do have this superhero thats basically translated as rubberman (lastikman) and he is like a mix of green lantern and spiderman. He just transforms to whatever shit he imagines in rubber form. We also have one dude with a barbel who is basically a really strong weightlifter and all he does is lift shit.
@KingConnelly3 жыл бұрын
I hope Bo doesnt feel stuck making videos on Paradox games. We will support him with any content he wants to make
@winowmak3r3 жыл бұрын
I'd watch the shit out of another Squad video.
@allanmorse22973 жыл бұрын
Those Lego star wars vidéos are good too
@Ronald983 жыл бұрын
god i would love more star wars empire at war
@theunforgiven93863 жыл бұрын
"Please no one colonize me" - IRL Philippines for the Nth time
@dimmer93783 жыл бұрын
The Danish getting typhoid in the Filipino jungle pog
@Inderastein3 жыл бұрын
Golden: Pls don't colonize me Every Filipino: Relatable...
@youtubeadministration80373 жыл бұрын
Hope for the continuation of the VU session. I want to see Poland rise from the ash
@snandrew60943 жыл бұрын
They all died to Prussia and they stopped playing the campaign
@Very_Silly_Individual3 жыл бұрын
The french A.i. just clapped bo like he was nothing.
@nick335online3 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting so long for you guys to play the mod, YES!!
@polskamapping61163 жыл бұрын
Just noticed in the battle plan "Cultural Capital of the World" in Warsawa lmao
@swedichboy10003 жыл бұрын
6:24 gonna need some of that Swedish steel.
@chookee10803 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad to see my country’s flag there it’s so blessed thank you BO
@liladoodle3 жыл бұрын
Peef: "Wise, Kai? Why!?" Braun: "Calm down, I've got a guy." Peef: "What's his name?" Bo: *Total chaos noises, because he played as Denmark*.
@blakemoore27733 жыл бұрын
D E N M A R K S T O N K
@sinfulsage71063 жыл бұрын
Love it Bo gets a new danish country ball he’s feeling confident then he gets fisted by France
@admiralgoody2 жыл бұрын
We would never steal your Danish Rum Bo, we already drink San Miguel here
@hbosfkalpfkdl40553 жыл бұрын
2:16 Woahwoah hold on lets not call it stealing rather we can call it involuntary charity ? See sounds better right
@Sam-im5tc3 жыл бұрын
"The Phoenix of Poland" - Swimmy 2021
@luketdmjetstar69663 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@bravescot973 жыл бұрын
Romania has fought 84 defensive wars throughout history. The only next door neighbour not to invade them is the bloody Black Sea!
@kameronjones71393 жыл бұрын
Actually with rising sea levels that isn't true
@DieFrauAmHerd3 жыл бұрын
Bo: I will defend Danmark we can win France: HAUBITZEN!
@SupremeRTS3 жыл бұрын
I love how much Victoria 2 there's been lately
@munk65763 жыл бұрын
i remebmer when wellington famously said "Tojos presence on the battlefield was worth forty thousand men”.
@emie98583 жыл бұрын
What Bo should've done is lure the French onto that island, but with some troops there to make it a defensive battle, and then send in the rest of your troops to reinforce the defense. Put your navy back so they can't retreat back to mainland Europe and keep a brigade on Copenhagen so they can't retreat there either so they get stack wiped. This would work even better if he had a max level fort + max level defensive military tech which I'm not entirely sure if he had
@cattman42373 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see these lads play Diplomacy
@Random-hl2uq Жыл бұрын
They just missed a chance to call “The Phoenix Of Poland” The P.P
@THE.Troublesome3 жыл бұрын
America lost the war of 1812 irl too
@KrokLP3 жыл бұрын
Swimmy is sitting in his bunker moving around divisions on his map that no longer exist
@VAWM.3 жыл бұрын
ISP: "All I think that's different is America lost the War of 1812" Me: "So just like they did historically then?"
@akiamini40063 жыл бұрын
It was such a healthy content Bo! TY
@potato888723 жыл бұрын
"Oh boi, I love be in a french alliance, nothing bad will happen to me" Denmark before getting the french version of the sudetelan
@Siptom3693 жыл бұрын
Even if you are allied to france, you aren't actually allied to france
@rowanparmelee36183 жыл бұрын
Great video, as usual Bo, but are we going to talk about why ISP is playing the Philippines?
@HF7-AD3 жыл бұрын
Swimmy was just delusional on the last game lmao
@packerfan50483 жыл бұрын
Bo be like: I'll have Vicky vid up in like 4 hours Puts it up 24 hours later like a boss
@foicex3 жыл бұрын
Not sure why but the victoria series is the funnest to watch for me !
@juventus71313 жыл бұрын
I would love an entire swimmy highlight video
@martinmortyry74443 жыл бұрын
Swimmy just can't stop having extremist slips, now can he?
@Pardonmyinsolence3 жыл бұрын
Looks like we can add this one to the Swimmy best quotes list!
@The_Laughing_Cavalier3 жыл бұрын
Does a Napoleonic world still suffer from a lack of the most vital resource known to mankind... iron?
@JBGARINGAN3 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad Bo mentioned the Philippines
@mousegaming45373 жыл бұрын
Spelling is perfect :)
@papasult113 жыл бұрын
Yessss!!!! ISP is playing my country 🇵🇭🇵🇭
@liamkurtyhnigov40643 жыл бұрын
I can confirm captain Philippines exist and rides on a magic Filipino jeep instead of a dinghy
@billybifta39663 жыл бұрын
Kaiserreich but it's victoria 2.
@KimandMarek3 жыл бұрын
I always forget my ancestors fought alongside Napoleons men
@mateoavallepiber31533 жыл бұрын
Keep up the great work boeken love your content
@commanderkei95373 жыл бұрын
0:44 WHOAH YOU BROKE THE RULES. How can you say a player name in the captions after all this time? Smhing my head at you Bo
@telekineticcomm3 жыл бұрын
BO YES YES YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED MORE IM FEENIN FOR ANOTHER HIT OF VICTORIA 2
@pantherrtigerpanzer34833 жыл бұрын
Krakow with the phase one and two...hahaha
@alexstevens88243 жыл бұрын
Let’s go!!!
@justinlindsay61633 жыл бұрын
Bokoen Francophile arc
@rocketmanthemovie45543 жыл бұрын
I love vic II can't wait for vic III
@robertjethrogallano10533 жыл бұрын
nice.......alsoooo ISP AS THE PHILIPPINES YESS ! THE PHILIPPINES IS FEATURED IN A VIDEO YEEE
@zolwik19993 жыл бұрын
Swimmy had no idea how much of a meme "Phoenix of Poland" is in Poland irl
@hatforacat39773 жыл бұрын
Czy aby na pewno
@kalebelley6893 жыл бұрын
Nice
@MichaelThomas-oz9lm3 жыл бұрын
6:44 “clime”
@dasderpdood2283 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Danish Trafalgar. Also known as the time the Danish navy destroyed the entire Austrian fleet in the straits of Dover. Based
@mexicoball25293 жыл бұрын
Imagine trusting the French
@lolsterf41473 жыл бұрын
Captain Philippines? You mean our hometown hero Captain Barbell? Probably spelt it wrong but yes, we have a comic book superhero named Captain Barbell.
@valorie15593 жыл бұрын
I dont know anything about how to play vicky 2 but somehow its my favriote to watch
@ariyazkabilalprasetyo45743 жыл бұрын
Bo got his Denmark game
@Pani_MeLiT03 жыл бұрын
Наконец-то Датский Kachanov выпустил видос, пойду затарюсь хлебом и прочим
@josthefang45943 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early France hadn’t surrender
@sako72003 жыл бұрын
Ey bro we are in the same timezone. Being up this late ain't good for ya
@kokolekroko8823 жыл бұрын
God this is my Dream Come true! Just this title is making me hard! Longue vie à L'empereur !🇲🇫
@rileyduwa49843 жыл бұрын
Ah yes to no go to war with them
@solo3720to13 жыл бұрын
The Phoenix of Poland!!!
@snuzzleberry85793 жыл бұрын
Remember he was definitely average height for the time