What if Phantom Blood starred Jotaro

[@saidi7975]

Jotaro says "what an annoying dog" but I'm sure he takes great care of him !

[@noriakikakyoin7988]

Lol

[@iceneet336]

Its like raising a baby, calling the baby annoying, then killing anyone who beats them up

[@ezkillguy8316]

Ice Neet oh god

[@JaunC1208]

IM 1K LIKE LOL

[@Yukimurasaccount]

Tsundere's huh?

[@MrYareyare]

“Jojo! Why did you punch a new part of the family, you are grounded!” “He kicked my annoying iggy, Don’t tell me what to do gigi, yare yare”

[@jotarokujopart4473]

Mr yare yare Yare Yare Daze

[@Jonas-ti1py]

Toto*

[@adecentdelinquent8986]

Jiji*

[@toragon2736]

Yakamashi Yare yare San 😂😂😂😂

[@nrggvrn5576]

Yair yair dayz

[@navneeth1025]

Jotaro so manly, Dio's Balls dropped when he merely said his name

[@mikansan8216]

I'm laughing way too hard at this

[@theshadowninja1325]

T

[@legendenalex1916]

True

[@trashcon6878]

666 likes lol dont click the like button or else the demon will took you to hell please just don't do it.

[@arachnidsgripppppppp]

LMAO

[@harry3226]

Dio’s accent is so strong when he said “Jotaro” his voice evolved over 120 years

[@lucah8761]

yah

[@seifwalid3829]

yah

[@moopmop-yx2vi]

bro went from 12 years old to 134 years old

[@angelstar2538]

@@moopmop-yx2vi stopp😭😭😭

[@spacecat6022]

Puberty

[@anamericangrizzlybear8315]

And thus, Dio learned his place and phantom blood ended right there. -Dio Brando [Retired]

[@justsomeguywithachingoatee4858]

more like -Dio Brando [Died]

[@potaalo]

-DIO [Utterly defeated, dead]

[@flameyboy4184]

Dio Brando [punched out of existence, gone]

[@AFKMeister]

Dio Brando [Eventually stopped thinking]

[@Paulo-mg3be]

also Jotaro : *Go to jail*

[@InfinitumX889]

0:31 Click for instant puberty

[@unknownhybrid7096]

Joshua Yoon lol

[@unknownhybrid7096]

0:35 even dio Face change

[@pyro9102]

And you must be * deep voice * JOTARO

[@andonishiraiwa]

"IT'S TIME FOR D-D, D-D-D-D-D-D-DIO!"

[@gyrozeppeli3715]

@@pyro9102 hahah funny me

[@CinanzonRoll]

How cute, Jotaro calling "Iggy" annoying, but still caring about him enough to pummel Dio into the shadow realm.

[@idweebs2976]

That's weird, but idk i still laughing

[@bucciaratifroyo9441]

Wiibu Sholeh it’s not weird it’s amazing

[@idweebs2976]

@@bucciaratifroyo9441 lol, why i still laughingg while jotaro say IGGUYI DUAZE HORA ORAAA.

[@bucciaratifroyo9441]

Wiibu Sholeh 😂

[@Hujairan16]

Lol

[@nightblade3709]

The best part is, even with Dio being a kid at this point in time, this is still 100% in character for Jotaro

[@theamazingnobody1082]

Jotaro believes in equality

[@seifhammuri1918]

Jotaro was also technically a kid cause he’s 17 so by definition and law they were both kids

[@Quayss]

Dio was 15 and Jotaro was 17 so it’s not a problem

[@rumi1970dg]

My man jotaro doesn't care about age, gender, if ur disabled or if ur a freaking animal. If he wanna throw a punch, u best believe he will😭😭😭

[@saidi7975]

Actually, Dio was about 12 or 13, he is only a year older than Jonathan.

[@camjones1272]

We’re gonna ignore the fact the dio got hit so hard he flew from *England* in the 1800’s to *Pakistan* in the 1980’s to crash into a wall.

[@mightyloa5704]

It's Britain bro

[@camjones1272]

Lord Dio I changed it-

[@caustic5131]

@Lord Dio the secret to destroy the Joestars is... You feel for it fool THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK WITH GERMAN SCIENCE!

[@harnanmylvaganam6311]

Lord Dio also Steely Dan was beat up in Pakistan not Egypt

[@AJOlaks]

Yes

[@attraente4983]

alternative title: Phantom Blood but it ends in a minute

[@dreamcorewarlock]

and 25 seconds

[@Yrfavidiot]

@Phoenixfire24 more like stardust crusaders ends.

[@lolathepeacock449]

JJBA but all our favorite characters live.

[@chocolatarein8940]

Lola The Peacock and then the pillar men attack

[@urielxvi9088]

No stand ??

[@berserkerchannel6238]

Dio Kicks Iggy Jotaro goes John Wick mode

[@rosmanismail8715]

Dio *kick* Iggy Jotaro Goes "You Pissed Me" Mode

[@genetakavic8526]

Dio killed iggy Jotaro goes "You fucking bitch" mode

[@lighvscc]

Dio does all of the above Dio: Mafia Boss Level 300

[@The_Bubba_of_the_Basement]

All he needs is a towel or a pencil

[@rosmanismail8715]

@@The_Bubba_of_the_Basement Nah, All He Need is His OP Move... *STAR FINGER!*

[@meme_lover.69]

i like how it turned from daytime to nighttime within seconds of Jotaro getting angry, dude is certainly built different

[@trashmann1081]

STAR PLATINUM: MADE IN HEAVEN!!!!

[@ДаниилАверьянов-е5т]

@@trashmann1081 star platinum: under hell

[@NickyYey]

​@@trashmann1081im crucified

[@TheDragonCat99]

Nah, he was just punching that long but the editors had to cut it to fit the time slot

[@corvo_und6]

Dio: *jump of the Carriage *See Jotaro Also Dio: _immediatly go back to the carriage_

[@Greywander87]

I want to see someone do an edit of this. Literally just reverse the clip of him jumping out, and might as well reverse the briefcase falling out, and the carriage riding up.

[@copiomemo9629]

Até aqui bro?

[@ultrapowaspltuuu5005]

@@Greywander87i want to see: Dio: *Comes out carriage* Jotaro: *Stares at dio MENACINGLY* Dio: Alright I'ma head out Also dio: *Reverses the scene when he came out*

[@regularquinyon4065]

Hm...☺

[@freeze_electric]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Dio: *jumps out the carriage* Jotaro: Dio: Sorry wrong house, have a nice day.

[@FabryEffe]

TAXI!!!!! BRING ME OUT OF HERE!!!! FAST!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING?!?!

[@yucatancallejero]

Jotaro: 0:52

[@azmipelam8895]

the end

[@xdarin_]

"You're Jonathan Joestar, right?" "Jotaro Kujo." "fuck wrong house- i mean... I must have mistaken the houses, have a n-" "0:52"

[@maryanncoleta6141]

Wrong street?

[@coopermountjoy8931]

Episode 1: Dio arrives Episode 2: Dios funeral

[@ezequielgonzalez6010]

He deserved it

[@micharosa6201]

Why do i have Shrek funeral video in my head?

[@masalano]

@@micharosa6201 i got the dancing coffin theme me...

[@tiensc6572]

No it's Episode 1: Dio arrives - first 5 minutes of the episode - here lies dio, he got pummeled by Star Platinum's ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@vivianyerrow]

Wanna like but the devil awaits me.....

[@zfitness2005]

This takes “Dio won’t even know what hit him” to a different level

[@Heisenberg841]

Literally 🤣

[@jhksc_2886]

Jonathan : I must not injure Dio so badly since we're brothers Jotaro : So anyways I started ora'ing

[@larrystylinson4606]

I love your icon😳 josuke lookin wholesome tho

[@jhksc_2886]

@@larrystylinson4606 dang, thanks bro

[@Cadmean_7]

I started oring

[@iliqnadimova2036]

@@jhksc_2886 You have stupid hairstyle

[@iliqnadimova2036]

I want to tell everyone something.I am the grandson of Jotaro Kujo-Jotaro Junior Kujo

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If Phantom Blood starred Jotaro, the carriage would've never fallen off the cliff.

[@ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr]

Yeah, I wonder what Jotaro would be like as a baby, though.

[@yuyulee4213]

You again wtf

[@vodka2.045]

Ok.

[@parry3439]

@@ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr legends say Jotaro had a twin... but then had to fight over holly's milk. well you know what happened next

[@ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr]

Parry Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora aaa!!!!

[@lucascampelo1973]

Episode 1: Dio the Invader Episode 2: The Pillar Man

[@CrabsAndMobile]

Episode 3: Pillarmen rules the world

[@teddyawesome5197]

Episode 2 would be New York Jojo

[@dyrroth311]

Episode 3: Jolyne's Birth Episode 4: Jotaro buying milk

[@GammaFZ]

the pillar men wouldn’t have happened without the dio vampire thing happening

[@peterkvancz2303]

Well that was easy

[@Chronocephalic]

Lets be real here, in the start of part 1 Dio was a regular teenage human, so just one single punch from Star Platinum would obliterate his whole entire body into mushy SPAM.

[@vaquero2322]

In England: buff, Japanese 17 year old uses his imaginary friend to beat up his 12 year old, English step brother for judo kicking the dog Yep, that’s Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure for you

[@Outpacing]

not to mention he can beat him up even without his stand

[@sledgehammex]

Dunno man... Sounds kinda.. *bizarre*

[@docsanducezar]

English step brother has vaguely Italian name, could be an enemy stand user...

[@cherryyy594]

@@dixelz2201 What kind of Porno do you watch that has 17 year old and 12 year old in the title

[@maxedgaming_xc6839]

Teddy Tami dangggg why u do him like that

[@makem6220]

0:32 DIO just hit puberty in that moment😂

[@FabryEffe]

Best comment of ever

[@Ilove_abhi]

AnD YOu mUSt bE *JOTARO*

[@speedwagon_69]

Wait, you dont hit puberty and your voice get deeper every time you say Jotaro?

[@davydwynos8471]

@@speedwagon_69 umm.. umm?.., best..waifu

[@introvert1942]

Puberty syndrome

[@theulmitter5725]

"Jotaro? Where's our guest?" "Oh, he cancelled because he died"

[@haisepaneer]

yare yare daze (ora)

[@crunchycay9988]

Johnathen:he doesn't bite Joturo:He doesn't bite he aims

[@notrllyaki27]

No, he *ORAs*

[@Kobekola]

Jonathan: "He doesnt bite" Jotaro: "he doesnt bite *too hard"* Lol

[@Wsio.]

LMAOOO

[@tuxedobacon1918]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@racist2708]

@@tuxedobacon1918 😳😳

[@ryanraniellyson3918]

@@tuxedobacon1918 THATS WHAT POLNAREFF SAID

[@mrbarrington2709]

And then who says He doesnt bite ZA DUSTO?!

[@spencerbowden2979]

Would Jotoro even need his stand to square Dio? He floored a grown man as a seven year old.

[@IV.Fourth]

Nope but i think dio would match jotaro if they were the same age,but jotaro would be a bit stronger

[@scantopup2226]

nope beucase this is pre-ZA WARDO dio so jotaro wouldn't need a stando

[@TheFirehands150]

I dunno man. Older Dio and Jonathan were the size of trucks during that football game

[@felixargyle6143]

TheFirehands150 that was like 7 years after we first saw dio

[@aleqo6124]

@@IV.Fourth No jotaro would be already buff and still had stand cuz in one episode when they turn him into toddler with shadow he still is buff with stand so dio would go flying

[@Dennis_Maybe]

Episode 1: Dio' s Death Episode 2: Jotaro living his life normally Episode 3: Jotaro living his life normally Episode 4: Jotaro living his life normally Episode 5: Jotaro living his life normally Episode 6: Jotaro living his life normally Episode 7: Jotaro living his life normally Episode 8: Jotaro living his life normally Episode 9: Jotaro living his life normally but its the last episode of part 1

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

A beautiful slice of life anime

[@Bakagii]

un bizzares ur jojo

[@akmalhaidarrizqullahputrar9967]

Jojo's calm adventure

[@Tush901]

Jojo life adventure

[@P-X331]

Jojo's normal adventure

[@kloos812]

Young jotaro: super muscular Old jotaro: forgot to eat

[@CaptainDeliciousPants47]

And the best part is Dio doesn't know what punches him

[@nablz4361]

Even without stand jotaro still smacks.

[@CZECH-1918]

Lolololololololololol

[@justafckinrandomguyonyoutu1038]

Dio belike : is this Karma

[@lgflbrandyascognac]

Yes

[@konodioda8343]

Ikr

[@brotherbarbatos8981]

If Jotaro was in Phantom Blood: George Joestar: *Constantly living in fear of what Jotaro might do to him* Dog: *probably would still be alive* Dio: *Dead in the first few minutes he even met Jotaro*

[@federalcasemaker]

Nah George would be at Joseph level. Besides, why would Jotaro beat up his own dad

[@sinistor3727]

@@federalcasemaker Jotaro have no reason to beat his dad but he was kinda scary person... he's not the guy you want to mess with. I mean the only person who's really not scare of Jotaro is his own mom.

[@sabihco6867]

What about Kars?

[@m.rayhanhabibie9907]

If dio die Jojo have 2 episode

[@makushimusisbored6591]

@@m.rayhanhabibie9907 no . Only 1 Lol

[@polish_idiot5430]

I bet that George Joestar sees... Dio that is just casually dancing in the air in front of the mansion while also bleeding

[@thekingBruuuh]

LMFAO

[@Anphyx]

and Jotaro standing there be like: *insert mike botowski meme*

[@kujojotaro8937]

"Boys will be boys"

[@oleanderkazzy_]

@@kujojotaro8937 "Jotaro! Dio! I know boys will be boys but WHAT ON BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?!"

[@Gabsboy123]

Jotaro will tell George to fuck off, and then packs out taking half of the family fortune

[@jptheking7200]

The way you just put a picture of Dio over steely Dan had me dying on the inside

[@giornogiovanna5340]

Iggy gets knee'd Jonathan: I'll Forgive you for now since we are supposedly brothers Jotaro: *its ora time*

[@poodlethedoodle]

ＩＴ'Ｓ ＯＲＡ ＴＩＭＥ

[@linguine4690]

@@poodlethedoodle Stop! *Ora time.*

[@jotarowithagun1674]

Toby maguire:Pizza time Jotaro Kujo: *Ora Time*

[@linguine4690]

@@jotarowithagun1674 I love you

[@Console15237]

Giorno....

[@juanlloveras5780]

Therapist: Cardboard Cutout Jotaro isn't real, he can't hurt you. Cardboard Cutout Jotaro: 0:07

[@HarshitSingh-vo8lh]

He's just standing there cardboardingly

[@williamsonlavioser8042]

@@HarshitSingh-vo8lh Lmao

[@sansdw7723]

Nah its Just a Jojo pose

[@MixtapeOnCrack]

Lmfao

[@T05K]

@@MixtapeOnCrack what’s so funny

[@therighteously8454]

Episode 1. *Dio, The Invader* Episode 2. *Dio, The Deceased*

[@melon4738]

Episode 1, Part 1: Dio, The Invader Episode 1, Part 2: Dio, The Deceased

[@bigbangattack1888]

Lol

[@achallenger2tank698]

pretty bold of you to assume hes making it to part 2

[@melon4738]

Hmmm Episode 1. Dio, The Deceased The people: Who dat

[@janbaba9886]

Damn I thought I was the only one with the brand new idea but guess I was wrong... I am not gonna delete it now cuz no one cares right...

[@skizzler1232]

I like this idea. So it was jotaro who ended up ascending to heaven and star platinum goes back in time in his history to see the first JoJo and he actually speaks with jonathan and Jonathan comes to tears seeing his descendant and knowing that his will wasn't destroyed.

[@TreizerL]

When I first read jojo , i thought there were only one part , so i thought Jonathan was gonna become jotaro, so i was like: " dio will be so dead when Jonathan became jotaro "

[@aaaaaa-yd1bc]

lol i though Jonathan spirit is star plantium

[@revialle5434]

Before I started watching Jojo,I always though part 4 Jotaro was Jonathan like bruuuuh

[@Lunaticminded]

*I guess im not alone*

[@userdeleted951]

before i start watching jojo i tought jotaro 4 is younger jotaro

[@liscan8978]

Yo same lmfao, i also saw the rero rero scene so i thought, how did Jonathan go from 1800s to literally the future ( with cable cars and all that shit)

[@fjdiiekenrososiejjrjdkd]

Episode one: Dio the Invader Episode 2: Yoshikage Kira just wants to live a quiet life Part 1

[@nyx5468]

I dont think they get it XD Thats a good one though

[@judithyattahrogers2536]

Lol

[@johnnyjoestar971]

lol thats so true

[@LilUFO9499]

But without Josuke, or Stands involved. Because if Jonathan doesn't die, Erina doesn't take in baby Lisa Lisa, Joseph is never born, thus he never cheats on Suzie Q with a japanese thot. And maybe the Stand Arrow wouldn't travel all the way to Morioh and end up in Kira's father's hold if Enya doesn't get in cahoots with DIO to try and awaken evil people's Stands, which means that Kira might never acquire Killer Queen to help him stay off the grid with his murders, thus end up in jail after Reimi's murder or a few murders after her because his modus operandi involves him keeping hands as a trophy, and needing to dispose of them once they start to rot, added to the fact that he cannot just destroy completely the bodies with ease without Killer Queen, so he'd eventually end up leaving some sort of evidence that would land him in jail. Ep 3: Kira goes to jail Part 1.

[@johnnyjoestar971]

@@LilUFO9499 but lisa lisa would be still alive cuz there was no danger in this ship

[@azazel9412]

Episode 1 : Dio, The Invader Episode 2 : Dio, The Deadman.

[@friendly7724]

Nope, Episode 1 part 1:Dio the invader Part 2: You know

[@soulfex]

Strange how u think we even need a episode 2

[@azazel9412]

@@soulfex Well Spoiler?. I Think

[@azazel9412]

@@friendly7724Yeah. What ever -_-

[@yeetthechild3148]

Episode 1: Dio’s death Episode 2: there isn’t one

[@bitebackbunny]

End of Phantom Blood Jonathan: *lovingly cradles Dio* you may have committed several murders and literally ruined my life but I think we’re still friends ~With Jotaro~ Jotaro: *repeatedly curbstomping Dio into a pulp*

[@happily_4everafter]

episode one: Dio, The Invader episode two: New York's JoJo

[@aditx9109]

Then imagine Joseph would be like, Joseph:Your next line is Yare Yare Daze Jotaro: Yare Ya- wut Joseph:Hahah Jotaro:Star Platinum Joseph: Nigerudayooooookoooooooo

[@justsomesoldierplayingpiano]

@@aditx9109 grandson and grandfather bonding of joestar

[@Abbbb.]

Underrated comment

[@TheKingBeyondEverything]

Actually story would be ended before the opening song could start 😂.

[@federicobinaghi8118]

Zeppeli in the distance: *Holy cow.*

[@messey12]

*"mama mia!"

[@lunaticcultist3764]

@Tyler Etheridge a vampire's worst nightmare

[@DatLeo47]

@Tyler Etheridge true, but aren't stands technically made of Hamon?

[@honestegg8881]

@Tyler Etheridge hermit purple isn't made out of harmom, Joseph just used it to conduct Harmon so that dio won't touch him

[@honestegg8881]

@@DatLeo47 hamom is completely different from stands, hamon has to do with breathing and blood flow while Stands has to do with the fighting spirit

[@JohnSpicebag]

Episode one: Dio's farewell Episode two: what a wonderful world

[@tf2spyclass09]

Wait what Are you refering to SO's last chapter

[@shoeskehigashikata7125]

@@tf2spyclass09 Yeah as in nothing happened because dio retired

[@Emxguy99]

👑

[@PJBloop]

@@shoeskehigashikata7125 "retired" I'm pretty sure he would be dead after that point blank no stand defense barrage

[@shoeskehigashikata7125]

@@PJBloop True

[@sop4r572]

I couldn’t politely get rid of you in a gentle fashion, Dio Brando! -Jonathan Kujo

[@izuki773]

If Jotaro was in part 1, then other counterparts won't be made. It will be instant end roll credit scene on the first time they meet.

[@gunilive781]

Yeah Fr, it's just like: the end. And in the credits you see the pillarmen fuck everything up

[@jvelin9723]

If Jotaro was in Phantom Blood then this would be its opening kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYLTgHquYq-esNU

[@olianims]

@@gunilive781 Without Dio, there would be no Speedwagon or Straits, so I don't exactly think the pillar men would have awakened

[@thesurvivor6430]

@@olianims Well the Pillar Men were to awaken at some point. They didnt just set themselves into stone without setting an alarm clock. And besides, if they didn't awaken themselves, someone else would have found them and I doubt they would have had a way to stop them without hamon. Unless they were found in 2356 and were instantly blasted with UV light

[@sagecolvard9644]

Arguably Part 2 *might* still happen since the nazis found the pillar in Europe independent of Speedwagon, and without Speedwagon, they wouldn't have any warning about the Pillar Men.

[@starryeyedd]

Ah yes the one flaw with Phantom Blood THE DOG DIES

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

The dog also dies in stardust crusaders, two of them actually, along with a cat

[@killabean990]

wait what cat

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

@@killabean990 the cat DIO punched when he stopped time to kill Joseph

[@killabean990]

@@professionalcommentstealer5271 Oh yeah .. he punched it so hard that it was sliced into pieces

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

@@killabean990 and somehow landed into the people's food

[@lisztresurrected9438]

As it turns out, violence _does_ solve everything.

[@unlimitedpower1385]

no it doesnt, extreme violence does though

[@wrongtime9097]

@@unlimitedpower1385 remember kids, if violence didn’t solve the problem then you didn’t use enough

[@unlimitedpower1385]

@@wrongtime9097 exactly

[@odstagent1070]

*Doomslayer intensifies*

[@annabelle5640]

@@odstagent1070 *animal abuse intensifies*

[@TheiTzCynical]

Jotaro: *adjusts hat* "Almost lost my cool there."

[@atwat6157]

Alternative title: Jotaro time travels and beats up Jonathan then met Dio, but didn’t realise he is Dio until he kicked the dog.

[@aaaaaa-yd1bc]

@SuperSansCraft 1212 but the problem is, how jotaro know what duo's plan right now but even he know dio will prob know then everything will change and without dio giorno will not born and no par... wait it better for dio die cus jotaro will not be killed by pucci xd

[@solidfeline9093]

@@aaaaaa-yd1bc Godzilla had a seizure while reading this and fucking died

[@byroncordial3586]

Ikr

[@EnigmaEnginseer]

aaa aaa again with spoiling part 6

[@doomxr_43]

He said he must be Dio Brando Tho

[@justacommentercommenting]

Dio: *"What happening, who is punching me"* Okuyasu:"Oi, Josuke this man can't see stands. haha"

[@Rolinzera]

Kira :"Excuse me, you are The Hand ?"

[@hiticalcrit4046]

I have so many question's but ok

[@Zeina107]

And gyro zeppeli is there singing pizza mozzerella with kars on guitar

[@sharifatulakmaliah8816]

@@Rolinzera oh god😂

[@cankafal6930]

"So where is your new brother Dio?" Jotaro:...

[@somedude7436]

Jotaro: Straight in hell.I made his body turn to dusts.

[@coldman112]

He got lost somewhere. Couldn't find a way to our home.

[@youraveragenerd1761]

Yare yare daze🗿

[@akmalnizam2480]

Jotaro : i kill him "Why" Jotaro : shut the fk up or i make u go to hell

[@starfeathers7281]

He asked him to pull out so he never came

[@SEIREIII]

Джоторо настолько крутой, что даже субтитры закрыл своим телом.

[@pescifromthehitmanteam3711]

Does that make me Speedwagon? I’m so honored.

[@jayakisatra4208]

Well, do you have those ice-melting hot abs of speedwagon tho?

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

Kakyoin!!!

[@yoggy5224]

@@jayakisatra4208 he doesn't because there's a gaping hole where his abs should be

[@pescifromthehitmanteam3711]

Za Warudo will never know.

[@yugumenintenbro6263]

Even nOrIaKi KaKyOiN is afraid

[@SparkyVEVO]

Alternative title: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but Jotaro ends the whole series in the first episode by killing Dio straight away.

[@fioree2532]

😂

[@alien_monster7741]

Then Jotaro wouldn't exist and hence start a paradox

[@inspectorjavert9868]

He still would exist he's not Giorno

[@NeonBlueLight]

Jojo’s bizarre adventure but Golden wind and Stardust Crusaders never happens

[@ProttMiners]

No the piller men

[@kovac479]

The shortest anime ever made: Jotaro beating crap out of Dio

[@xTriton_]

Hello "Kira".

[@sebasoler5347]

But it would also be the best anime ever made

[@imrankhan-jx4lx]

Nah pillar men would still appear and stands would come too

[@putanginayokona]

@@imrankhan-jx4lx yeah

[@itsmrdante6274]

"The 7 page ORA"

[@Omnipotentkami]

Lesson is; Don't be a gentleman to everyone. Violence is Ora. Now it's just JoJo's Normal Adventures.

[@dandelion5691]

Episode 1: Dio the invader. Episode 2: Welcome to the steelball run race.

[@quantum6313]

Bruh? What kind of joke is that? So corny and ignorant.

[@nithen8179]

@@quantum6313 what

[@Controty]

@@quantum6313 you don’t get it

[@sporttube69]

@@quantum6313 ??????

[@HarshitSingh-vo8lh]

I would say pillar men would still exist so would Kira and diavolo

[@RoboLobster3000]

I always hated when dio kicked that dog so it's good to finally see him getting what he deserved

[@stev1810]

@Can Tin danny­­­ > iggy

[@IOffendedYouDidntI]

@@stev1810 for me both of them are cool

[@stev1810]

@@IOffendedYouDidntI yeah but danny's death hurt me more than iggy's because iggy was useless and annoying ( yes he died to protect polnareff but that was his only good moment

[@IOffendedYouDidntI]

@@stev1810 ik iggy sucks but I respect him

[@peckypork]

@@stev1810 I mean, Iggy helped jotaro and co. even though he was forced to join the team, and without Iggy's The fool and it's flying the gang wouldn't have been able to defeat N'doul. Plus Iggy died saving pol 🙁

[@dagonhadenough1924]

Plot twist: jonathan’s dog is past iggy

[@joneeeetsu]

That.. actually kinda makes sense. I know it's a joke, but the reason why Iggy is so annoying and aggressive might be because of what Dio did to him in the past? That is, if he was actually Danny and got reincarnated into Iggy a century later.

[@u-thix2436]

@@joneeeetsu prolly Danny's descendant Dog's get kinky of course theres a possibility that Danny fucked a dog and that dog got inside a boat to Amurica

[@Nehauon]

HAHAHAH!!!!

[@siLodiMagic]

Hello Aldous

[@hybonesdx]

Or maybe iggy is dannys great great great great great grandpuppy

[@fishygameryt4948]

I just love when you just flipped the image of dio when he was getting barraged. That was gold 😂😂

[@laurenpinkiepie8663]

If jonathan was like jotaro Giorno wouldnt exist

[@NuhUh665]

Yes

[@jotarokujopart4473]

He would still exists In our heart

[@doublebruh1122]

But if jotaro was in phantom blood he would probably die and giorno would be an edgy 15-year old who is ruthless to people who annoy him

[@testplayer82]

and by that you mean dio would lose his balls...

[@jotarokujopart4473]

@@testplayer82 His ball look like steel ball

[@noobmaster6823]

Jotaro vs dio without his vampire powers without their stands jojo could beat dio to a pulp without breaking a sweat

[@justsomecheeseballs3621]

Jotaro is just a student

[@justsomecheeseballs3621]

He doesn't know how to fight

[@justsomecheeseballs3621]

Unlike dio who learned to box

[@noobmaster6823]

jajehebeb hwhwnsne well you do have a point but jotaro doesn’t really need to know how to box in order to beat the s!$t out of someone

[@justsomecheeseballs3621]

@Charlett I only really remember the stand uses that uses a shadow to make people younger but let's be honest he can be beaten pretty easy,that's the only time I can remember jotaro standless fight

[@kindredhunter1887]

It doesn’t matter if it was Iggy or Daniel, Dio deserves every Ora in existence

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

*D a n i e l*

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

Man ,it was so sad when daniel died

[@maxzac6688]

Uh sorry if I sound like a grammar Nazi but it's danny

[@felixargyle6143]

It was so sad when Daniel D’arby died

[@thescoundrel2]

@@maxzac6688 Danny? What? There was no danny in jojo

[@iamfiras9736]

When I first saw JoJo as a little kid . I always thought that part 1 starts with Jotaro and this video is exactly how I imagine.

[@vermounts0000]

Jotaro: *gets mad when iggy gets hurt* Also jotaro: *throws iggy 50 meters*

[@SnowGodzilla-zy1jf]

Technically Star Platinum threw iggy but idc

[@MrHAH-cd9ku]

He threw Iggy at an annoying bastard, so it was worth it

[@Miant]

Iggy was being a dick at the time.

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Iggy is the lightest of them all, and besides he's a stand user (so he could probably make soft sand with his stand) It's not like they can throw anything else... (Joseph's severed hand drops from space, and Kar eventually starts thinking again)

[@justcammo]

Jotaro could've ended Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in just 1 episode

[@star.boy.937]

Even if it was a younger Jotaro without a stand he could still beat Dio

[@dumbbacon9777]

@@star.boy.937 ikr even when he was a tiny kid he could beat up a random guy..

[@godseekeryhar]

actually no because the pillar men exist

[@star.boy.937]

@@godseekeryhar well if we're being realistic would this Jotaro have a stand if he does he could easily beat them but if it isn't Jotaro with a stand he could probably learn hamon also he would have years of training before that happens and Barron Zeppeli (I hope I spelled it right) would probably try to find the mask and he would run into Jotaro and probably ask him for his help

[@UnconfinedConfusion]

@@star.boy.937 and comparing his physical strength to every other jojo when they were younger, jotaro would beat all of them, yes including Jonathan’s Remember, this mf punched dio with his own hand aswell as his stand, you gotta assume that had something to do with his death In conclusion, jotaro could learn hanmon and with some strategy and a little bit of brute strength I’d say he at least has a chance.

[@edbertjaya9105]

Dio: I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JO- Jotaro: *Y A K A M A S H I* *proceeds to ora Dio into the 5th dimension*

[@doesthisneedfurtherexplana5862]

i’m just laughing my ass off imagining that. Star Platinum breaking the stone mask the second Dio flashes it out

[@gerald4606]

Does this need further explanation? Then dio just goes O-O *confused screaming*

[@oshiezz]

jotaro got so mad he turned it to nighttime for a second

[@shampooshark8605]

Dio Brando: *Kicks Iggy* Jotaro: So you have chosen... death

[@mikaelbalag7064]

Dio has chosen ora beatdown

[@trashyboy3433]

*danny

[@dreamiinotdream730]

Ah part 1. When the teenage characters still looked like teens for the most part. Also if I found out Jotaro was my new brother and I was Dio, Phantom Blood would’ve been a slice of life.

[@ohmeohmicah]

a slice of your life it ends in 3 seconds

[@rumi1970dg]

if i was Dio and i saw Jotaro infront of me, i would go back to the very carriage i came from.

[@rizzwan-42069]

Look again Jonathan 17 years old

[@dreamiinotdream730]

@@rizzwan-42069 Jonathan was 12 at the beginning

[@Fridgeson_]

Jotaro is smart,he time travel to the time when Dio still don't have a Stand,so he use the opportunity to attack him. *Yare yare daze*

[@HaloNoble1]

A pro gamer move

[@dogmanthethird3]

Yare yare daze I don’t feel so good

[@megajaredx9679]

What was even smarter he wasnt a vampire yet either and was still a kid sorta

[@zamariamu6927]

ew layla pfp

[@despacito_spajder953]

dude that was amazing props for the best editing

[@Angiepookiebear]

Dio: *Kicks dog* Jotaro: "It seems that you have chosen death."

[@Sho_Minazuki]

even without Jotaro's stand, Dio still gets punched alot.

[@JokoTingkirCute]

LMAO yeah. Jotaro can beat up adult (Alessi) even as a kid 🤣

[@HaiseKuromeruMMD]

@@JokoTingkirCute you can also see Jotaro send a man flying without a sand in one of his flashbacks in Episode 1 Dio gonna get his ass beat 100%

[@rumi1970dg]

@@HaiseKuromeruMMD yeah jotaro was a rough delinquent who used to beat up bullies and send them into hospitals so ya dio getting bodied

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Basically Qtaro from Stone Ocean... . . . . after the 1st universe reset. Qtaro in that timeline never had star platinum, and he still beat part 3 Dio lol

[@ayushkainturabca2644]

The punch from star platinum is so strong that Dio travelled from England to Pakistan. Edit: Source of the meme: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3XMkmabZpeWsMU

[@dremorakynval1269]

Egypt is more accurate but ok?

[@ispeaknothingbutfacts8509]

@@dremorakynval1269 lol that was Pakistan go watch Jojo idiot

[@ymanuelehernadez8558]

@THE Programming Fool! Wat?

[@Ender14TV]

@@ymanuelehernadez8558 wat x2

[@ymanuelehernadez8558]

@@Ender14TV wat?

[@zaheer6314]

Even if jotaro wouldn't have his stand, his punches would be enough to end the season in one episode lol

[@07_danishwistara29]

George: Well Jotaro your new adopted brother has recently died from a mysterious cause, every bone in his 12 year old body shattered and his brain turned into liquid Jotaro: Yare yare daze (*generic laugh track*)

[@HomelessEmperor03]

Underrated comment

[@WeAMknn]

Cue, "Directed by Robert E. Weide."

[@fragile1723]

Hopefully someone gets this : just another day for the survey corps HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[@HomelessEmperor03]

@@fragile1723 Attack on Titan in 9 min

[@flarebloxed1474]

Fun fact: there were actually stands in part 1 and 2. Its just that in part 1 and 2 the cameraman haven't gotten a stand yet, so we couldn't see their stands

[@notrllyaki27]

Or they just don't use it alot

[@cliffbot638]

In Dio's defense Jotaro did say Iggy doesn't bite too hard so it's implied Dio was going to get bit anyway

[@Jojobatemales]

YAKAMASHI

[@normguy5794]

Yeah but it's like, I say my mom is not so good in battle and then you fucking shoot her with an AK-47 and burn her corpse like man it's my mom calm down.

[@concept5631]

Excuses, excuses.

[@FORNAX.0]

@@normguy5794 broo I'm laughing so hard at 3 AM because of that comment

[@GammaFZ]

what a lame defense

[@mavijaredvalera4194]

Dio: who is this old man? Jotaro: we're just the same age.

[@jeremydiaz9642]

This is actually something Jotaro would do.

[@xeno4296]

is this "Just Some Guy without a Mustache"?

[@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582]

@@xeno4296 No its "Just some girl with a mustache" silly goose

[@Alex-dq6pk]

0:37 i like how the song came from nowhere when he said "iggy"

[@FabryEffe]

Final boss

[@haltdieklappe7972]

IGGY DAZE

[@pinkcat4545]

Part one should have ended with dio being arrested for animal abuse...

[@tomnook6945]

@@Sirvantes142 it's a joke

[@SongbirdOfficial]

@@Sirvantes142 I mean, they cared about being nice to animals, but there probably wasn't a government institution for stopping animal abuse.

[@L2DaK2Dap]

@@SongbirdOfficial Perhaps animals fell under property.

[@SongbirdOfficial]

@@L2DaK2Dap Probably. I think they still technically do, but a lot of places at least have activist groups, if not government agencies, to protect animals.

[@kingquality1484]

@@L2DaK2Dap Dio would be subject to damage of private property of the upper class. And in the 19th century, depending on the household that had their property damaged, could lead to decades in prison or even death. So while there aren't any laws in the 19th century for animal abuse, he'd still he prosecuted and sentenced for messing with an upper-class.

[@sayanChakraborty106]

Jojotastic Editing. U just won my heart pal 😄

[@malayshamorgan3918]

dude Jotaro is 6 feet tall as if Dio wouldn’t have been intimidated immediately the moment the carriage pulled up lol

[@takeshiedwards6523]

Like 6’4 actually

[@anonymousmarv5048]

An inch more than that, man's is 6'5"

[@princesstrunks1718]

Dio: -Pulls Up- Bout to ruin a fools life and kill they're dog- Jotaro: Hey. Dio: *You know, poverty isn't too bad-*

[@ohmeohmicah]

dio is arrogant

[@closet7401]

Turn this carriage around!

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

“What an ugly brief case, but you won’t have to worry about that because after this your face will be even uglier”

[@Samo-rk2us]

An Alternate Universe where Jojo has only 1 season with 1 chapter lol

[@pearmint308]

but jotaro still needs to beat the 3 gay aztec strippers

[@treesap9789]

It’s called the 3 page Ora for a reason

[@jayakisatra4208]

Fun fact : years and years later Diavolo died of old age even though he never met Giorno. And yes, thats why every JoJo meme is canon. Now isnt that pretty bizarre?

[@engineer_focus1889]

0:07 LMAO HE's LITERALLY A CARBOARD CUT OUT

[@simochiothereal4382]

Dio: jumps out and reveals his dramatic pose, and as he looks up sees Jotaro Also Dio: Jumps back into the cart

[@detecsteve365]

Star Reversatinum

[@Hiro-ny5cj]

George: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING WHILE DIO WAS HELPLESS Jotaro: shut up George: that's unfair JOTARO Jotaro: shut up Edit: George: So get ready for your punishments. Jotaro: SHUT, UP YOURE DAMN ANNOYING Part 3, thanks for 1k likes George: GO TO YOUR ROOM jotaro Jotaro yare yare daze. Dio: looks from garden to jotaro kissing Danny. Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO! *jumps out Window* ORARARARRARARA Part 4 will be from somebody so your part has a chance of coming here don't make it long

[@bruv7521]

George: Jo- Jotaro: YAKAMASHI

[@Hiro-ny5cj]

@@bruv7521 Lol😀

[@strongest_eggg]

Yare yare daze...

[@Hiro-ny5cj]

YAKAMASHI

[@shrektheswampjohnson2278]

Isn't that a reference to the video "if Jonathan had Jotaro's personality"?

[@padh810]

Holly: j-jotaro, you killed a boy Jotaro: YAKAMASHI! He kicked iggy so shut up Holly: haaaaaai~!😊

[@poppypop4127]

@Nick Holly says "haiiiii~" which means 'yes' or 'okay' in english, while "oiii" means HEY! in english. Not trying to be mean or anything, just wanted to let you know.

[@padh810]

@@poppypop4127 thank you💚

[@poppypop4127]

@@padh810 My pleasure.

[@grilledcheems_gaming405]

@@poppypop4127 YAKAMASHI!

[@poppypop4127]

@@grilledcheems_gaming405 LOL

[@failsafethehistorynerd]

Jotaro punched him beyond retirement.

[@jotarokujo2533]

If only I was born when DIO was still a child...

[@ss4gogeta411]

To late for that

[@gxexyt2952]

How is Jolyne?

[@blueeyeddrago3540]

Well he got what he deserved at least.

[@Aki-bp7kk]

GX EX YT you mean irene cause pucci reset the universe

[@KungFuKendrick]

When DIO was Dio Brando

[@Ronan.O]

Jotaro is the kind of guy to kill someone just for ripping his 20,000 yen pants

[@fwkiiro]

Y e s

[@nachoboi26]

Is a lot to a student live in the 90's

[@-tenrai952]

Well that's 200€ approx

[@SupremeSandals]

Alternate ending: Jotaro goes back in time to kill DIO before it all started

[@zosord9654]

If that happened, either all the jojo’s wouldn’t exist, or they would be very different.

[@SupremeSandals]

@@zosord9654 True

[@dripmeme1485]

@@zosord9654 they would be all badasses but who are the going to fight :0

[@zosord9654]

@killer duck let’s think about this for a moment. Ok let’s say this happened and jotaro taught dio a lesson. You would think that dio would behave himself after that but you’d be wrong. Dio would try to beat jotaro just like when Jonathan beat him up. So everything goes the same and dio tries to put on the stone mask. Jotaro will have none of that and oraora’s him and takes the stone mask and dio is arrested. For part 2 I don’t think things would be too different. Part 3 will be tough. because dio was taken care of in part 1, there won’t be any villains for jotaro to fight. So jotaro lives a peaceful life with holly and nothing bad happens. Part 4 will not be too different Part 5... oh boy... Ok so giorno...uhhh....ok ok. I think I got it. Let’s say giorno was conceived by Jonathan when he was at his oldest with Erina. Things won’t be too different other than that. Okay. I think I’ve done it all. (I haven’t read the manga yet)

[@SupremeSandals]

@@zosord9654 But part 5 starts with Jotaro sending Koichi to investigate on "Dio's son" which is Giorno

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

He may be annoyed by dogs, but he secretly cares about them.

[@lpfan4491]

Jotaro in a shutnell:

[@sagat223]

what would actually happen lol you are a legend

[@LTkelby]

Language: Japanese Subtitles: Reality can be whatever I want!

[@itzelmontalvo6645]

Lol yes my head and ears hurt😂

[@brahbruh3763]

It's pretty accurate ngl

[@Johnjarl7085]

controlling reality = The World Over Heaven is this another Jojo refer-

[@dejioncapers5978]

No one: Jotaro: "I dont care if you're a girl, a baby or someone's grandma, I'll still knock her out." (Yu Yu Hakusho by the way)

[@Hallow567]

Ayo nostalgia

[@rumi1970dg]

The crazy part is jotaro did knock tf out of a girl and a grandma.

[@AurallWow]

Jotaro beat him up so hard he ended up in Egypt 😂