What if Shinji was smart

[@livforever0]

lmao this is so surreal seeing someone repost something i made hehhehehe thanks for the credit! 👍👍

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Of course! I always give credits to people! 🫶

[@qwarts4617]

@@therealShinji_Ikari but you dont ask for permission. its not the same

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

@@qwarts4617aaa youre right I forgot to ask but they didnt have a problem with it

[@qwarts4617]

@@therealShinji_Ikari all good

[@duvan-solis]

​@@qwarts4617Brother, if someone is taking content posted on the web but they didn't make profit from it or steal credit, there is no point in fighting for the creators. That would be so childish.

[@neroidius6915]

Shinji if he used 1% of his power:

[@acidicspecter]

Maybe he should use this power to not piss himself around women.

[@KhairiHamed]

@@acidicspecterwhen the 14 year old kid doesn’t appeal to your power fantasy

[@bahrantesfaye3122]

most 14 year olds dont pleasure themselves to comatose girls@@KhairiHamed

[@Optimaloptimus]

You mean if he used 1% of his brain.

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Okay OUCH.

[@gollygosh]

Evangelion if Shinji knew wtf was going on:

[@Who-ru6hj]

Shinji mans up and the whole world loses their minds

[@Kingkonga200]

Izuku Midoriya gets an edgy and dark phase, NO ONE bats an eye(hell they praise the Dark Deku phase), BUT WHEN SHINJI IKARI MANS UP, SOCIETY, SOCIETY GOES APESHIT-

[@NyscanRohid]

​@@Kingkonga200Alright, you convinced me. This is going in the Society playlist.

[@Kingkonga200]

@@NyscanRohid Glad to hear it 😎

[@briansilva3765]

Shinji mans up in 2:22/3:33 and cause almost caused the third impact each time, everyone else has some reasons to lose their minds.

[@ahumanoidtroodon1074]

Shinji if his boyfriend was around for more than 1 episode

[@spirit4337]

shinji when he cranks that soulja boy

[@peshtoast]

Shinji if he was a Netflix teen drama actor.

[@JodaroKujo]

Nah Shinji if he was a jojo character Oh wait

[@B0BBY-303]

Real talk; the only thing more terrifying than the Shinji we see during the alternate ending in EoE where he actually does end up becoming the terrible man he thought himself to be, is the Shinji in every other story who often ends up becoming more like Gendo than Gendo himself. A literal wolf in sheep's clothing.

[@Nonaggress]

Which alternate ending? Neither of the ones I've heard of are like that

[@francisjones7940]

Shinji when he starts demanding pay for his work

[@JabamiLain]

I always see in all fics he didn't know they got paid. Is that true ?

[@ladydovedove2240]

​@@JabamiLainI think so. It's never really brought up

[@fl00m31]

Manga Shinji:

[@RenStrive]

Based

[@RenStrive]

Based

[@SanTruan5040]

Shinji accidentally took 1% of Kaji's masculinity

[@Kingkonga200]

Imagine Shinji with the 99% in his grasp? Since he has 1%, if he adds 99% more, what’s THAT Shinji like?

[@JabamiLain]

I'm not sure I'd hold Kaiji as an example of masculinity. He's a honk alright, but even he admits his personality isn't the most honorable or sincere.

[@frank_am]

​@@JabamiLain define masculinity

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

@@JabamiLain he's a schligma male

[@샴쉬르]

😶

[@Cube2763-idk]

Shinji’s True Canon Event:

[@guiguinofake4626]

Shinji if he actually had support and he wasn't forced to pilot a fucking death machine

[@harshitchoudhary2759]

A death machine who's actually his mother

[@Jin-ww7jn]

I think he is twice as brave and 20 times more mature. He had a choice between sweet evolution and the pain of facing others. He chose the second, and that choice was truly saintly.

[@DTKProductions]

Shinji if he had 10% of OG Ash's sass

[@shodaiigoji]

this could’ve been made 12 years ago

[@CeilingFanE76]

your pfp is beautiful

[@shodaiigoji]

@@CeilingFanE76 thank you good sir

[@EBBX.]

Wtf ,your pfps are identical

[@OmniBakeneko]

Shinji is smart just naive and emotionally underdeveloped with more trauma than any 14 year old should have.

[@1_DMAY]

Wait, wft shinji is 14? I thought he was 16 or something around that age

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Im pretty sure at the start of the series shinji is 14 but after episode 14 he is 16

[@1_DMAY]

@@therealShinji_Ikari cool :|👍

[@env0x]

Gendo: "Real nice, Misato... turning my son into an 'Akira'? Real nice." Misato: "Eat my ass, Gendo! He turned himself into Akira!"

[@snail-q6107]

Where is this from!

[@env0x]

@@snail-q6107 rick and morty when jerry and rick reference akira

[@MillywiggZ]

“Third impact? I leave that for the bedroom, nerd!” *EXPLOSION*

[@iknowwatdadogdoin5454]

The shinji people wanted

[@bandav_lohengrin]

Happy birthday Shinji!!! 🎉🎉😄

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Thanks you!!

[@Harbinger5777]

This will be shinji in 2014

[@slavicgerman5104]

honestly when you look at how all that was needed was for Shinji to grow a pair, and the fact that Shinji was effectively a stand in for Hideaki Anno, you find that EVA was in fact, the most expensive self harm in history.

[@internetual7350]

What'd you mean "if" you are smart Shinji-kun!

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Really?😭

[@internetual7350]

@@therealShinji_Ikari I think so!

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Thank you 🙏😭

[@internetual7350]

@@therealShinji_Ikari No problem baby 🥰

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

@@internetual7350 🫶🫶

[@lukemorgan6166]

Shinji if misato wasn't grooming him

[@revery2reality]

shinji gets real

[@madstachoif5512]

We need this timeline in Evangelion.

[@secretacount8068]

Not the Mob Psycho voice over

[@PengalihKADYUGI]

took me more than 30 seconds to realize that this was actually mob psycho holy shit

[@JabamiLain]

This is who he was inside. But somehow, they always found ways to keep his courage in check.

[@limol5375]

Finally, the Shinji we needed, Happy Birthday you Baka! (^w^#)

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Thank you Asuka!! ;3

[@pyschobandit4478]

Asuka im personally going to get shinji to recreate the Hospital scene again.

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Ew

[@pyschobandit4478]

@@therealShinji_Ikari nigga, you were litreally the one who did it.

[@benzene_sandwich]

Every time Asuka insults Shinji, he brings up the hospital scene and Asuka breaks down crying.

[@generalichi6798]

Empathize on the I’d assume. aswell as happy birthday.

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

😭🫶🏼

[@kmjethromanansala2184]

Eva 01 ate his dad 💀

[@za5528]

Eva 01 ate her husband 😂

[@madstachoif5512]

@@za5528 It’s a mix of both, figuratively and literally

[@j22s]

Congratulations! (on reaching birthday)

[@weirdface1846]

fun fact: shinji actually tried to punch gendo in the manga

[@JodaroKujo]

“weather forecast is a stand”

[@skullnumb1532]

shinji with asuka’s personality

[@gentaillahi6153]

With that energy, Shinji could break the president in two, with his bare hands!

[@chuviis3508]

pog birthday video

[@SpookyPancakes]

I love this voice, its perfectly I between confident and possibly whiny Get this mf on whatever the next Eva related project they can’t get spike on 10/10

[@justarandomfurbywithakitch903]

If you understandably like the voice that much, then, for a media recc. featuring strained father-son relationships, if you haven't already, I do have to implore you to watch the English dub of _Mob Psycho 100_ and look out for a character going by the name of "Shou Suzuki"-though, I cannot recall if that is where this specific soundbite originated from. For the voice actor himself behind the Johnny Test hairdo spinoff, then, that would be one Casey Mongillo... who played Shinji fucking Ikari in the Netflix dub. This is just full circle now; your wish has been granted. 10/10. coincidence. Enjoy. :)

[@SpookyPancakes]

@@justarandomfurbywithakitch903 WAIT *THE FUCK-*

[@u.kw1461]

Another reality Shinji thought up

[@goldfishzzz]

Why does the Mob Psycho dialogue work so well here lmao

[@Jojodiovanna]

If shinji had any mental fortitude

[@KonomiiKode]

The Shinji Ikari the world needed.

[@reiayanami_]

Real

[@AlderTheSwirl]

Shinji if he didn’t have self worth issues

[@The_Stardust_Man]

If Shinji didn't have depression

[@Birkebeiner1066]

Shinji if he would just get in the damn robot already!

[@Spamton-zx6rf]

Shinji finally snapped

[@Sad_Chief]

"3,1,2... HUH- IS THAT THE IMPACT OF EVANGELION?!"

[@cinemonster02]

Nah, he's just being egdy.

[@Porta9005]

We need a part 2 of deez, blud is jus being smart for the first time in his whole life💀

[@fallenangelcrimson]

will you bite the hand that feeds you?

[@Archedgar]

*FUN FACT:* Ikari Gendo is the true hero of the Eva franchise. Search your feelings, you _know_ this to be true; Without Gendo, not only would Shinji never come into play (RIP gg) but NERV itself wouldn't exist. SEELE would have free reign & absolute control since no one else could/would stand up to them & be as effective as Gendo. Based.

[@JabamiLain]

Not exactly a hero. Simply an opposing force. A protagonist in the shadows if you will.

[@marselo1316]

doing the right things for the wrong reasons type guy

[@pyschobandit4478]

​@@marselo1316 basically Anti-hero.

[@Lucaselveloz_66]

Shinji if he had to pass the third impact 10 times and knows everything and everyone says:

[@ShinjiHirako13667]

If shinji stop being a wimp everything is ending

[@aso375]

I especially enjoyed how he calls Misato a coward, because she is perhaps the biggest hypocrite and coward in the entire series. Yeah, you're very kind and fun, Miss Nicey Nicey, but when you bring Shinji to your house so he doesn't feel alone you immediately load him with the housework that you don't feel like doing. Not to mention that you bring that antisocial red-haired animal and you don't do a shit to stop her when she abuses your maid, what's more, you take it lightly, as if the function of the fucking universe was to entertain you. That makes her death give me very little grief, since she sowed what she reaped, she ignored her pupils and now she ends up shot while desperately trying to drag them to save the day again. I call it karma

[@stuffthatsall]

And having attempts to be with Shinji seyally when Shinji was in a vulnerable state.

[@TimeofQwerty]

counterpoint: she's hot

[@stuffthatsall]

@@TimeofQwerty Counter-Counter point: If she was a man then no one would like her.

[@TimeofQwerty]

@@stuffthatsall true but that won't stop my simping

[@Besten6464]

evangelion fans can't handle the truth (don't worry, i heard she's better in rebuild)

[@hack45993]

Shinji if he was based

[@katwhiskers8]

i really cant get over the fact that shinji kills everyone and ends the world because of post nut clarity, if only he ate corn flakes...

[@krustawix917]

The true power of EVA-01

[@wowalamoiz9489]

Okay but seriously, is any of this actually intelligent? What does killing Gento accomplish? What does killing Misato accomplish? Unless this is just an exaggerated way to show he stopped being a doormat, which IS smart, and would likely have lead to a completely different outcome for the series.

[@pokemonveterank3031]

Killing Gento because he's awful and an active detriment to Shinji's life and safety. Would have been bad for humanity, but good for Shinji and somebody probably would have taken his spot. Misato, no reason, just for the exaggeration.

[@wowalamoiz9489]

@@pokemonveterank3031 If it's bad for humanity it's ultimately bad for Shinji. He'd do better just intimidating Gento.

[@madstachoif5512]

@@wowalamoiz9489 Shinji just woke up one day and decided to release his inner demon, Gon Freecs style.

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

Gendo seems to have been a detriment to humanity, but he also would have to deal with the SEELE. Also, killing misato accomplishes nothing.

[@shoopoop21]

What part of "Nerv's true purpose is the extinction of humanity" did you not understand?

[@user-hl1ct3yh1r]

We need a light yagami Shinji ikari🤪

[@therealquandaledingle13]

i didn't know shinji had a yt channel

[@cansancio_]

Shinji only has two facets, the submissive beta or the would-be conqueror of the world.

[@uptodate7825]

More like if Shinji was a Savage

[@apache686]

If he was smart he woulda popped bankai 😭🙏

[@feredox6655]

Peak psycho audio

[@catfall6997]

funny but actually not true. remember the episode shinji literally try to destroy nerv. His father can take back the controls at any time.

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

That’s right, but Shinji told him what he was going to do to Nerv and since his father knows the power of an eva, he managed to take control of Shinji while he still hadn’t do anything yet.

[@xXx_Funni_xXx]

Ey its my birthday too 🎉

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Aye happy birthday!!🥳🥳

[@waferdreamy]

Happy 22th bday ,bc evangelion was set in 2015

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@Power24254]

Damn

[@Shou_werDrain]

SHOU SUZUKI??? HELP MEEEEEE THIS IS SHO SUZUKI 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY JUST HAVE THE SAME ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR

[@ironrex6979]

Wtf Shinji IS smart the problem is he lacks balls

[@NoThoughsHeadEmpty]

real

[@onomee130]

Shinji dad: go pilot the robot Smart shinji: no *leave The end

[@PlotlinePlus]

I didnt realize Casey Mongillo also voiced Shinji. Nice reuse of Sho's dialogue tho.

[@wrathengel82]

hi shinji wassup?

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

I’m doing okay, I have to read for my ancient greek exam tomorrow 💀 what about you?

[@wrathengel82]

@@therealShinji_Ikari how did u reply so fast 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 anyways im fine i guess but school is annoying

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

@@wrathengel82 Well I’m waiting for someone to comment that’s why😭 I’m bored af

[@Dalek-br6nu]

That's Sho, isn't it?

[@senatorarmstrong9981]

Yeah

[@marselo1316]

who?

[@Dalek-br6nu]

@@marselo1316 sho, the red headed kid from Mob Psycho 100

[@marselo1316]

@@Dalek-br6nu missed opportunity to say sho mama but thank you

[@setter8936]

Is this the voice of that red guy from mp100?

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Prolly

[@Time_pug]

Is the audio from Delicious in Dungeon?

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

No i think its from mob psycho

[@Time_pug]

@@therealShinji_Ikari It really sounds like Chill Chuck though

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

People confirmed that it was from there you can check the comments 😭

[@jacobsonstudiosgoji]

when did shinji say this?

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

He didnt. Its from another anime

[@deusexmaximum8930]

What is the audio from?

[@samirjohnson4524]

Where does this audio come from? That IS Casey speaking, right?

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Not sure, someone said where the audio came from a while ago

[@samirjohnson4524]

Okay, I found it. Is from Mob Psycho 100. One of the last episodes of season 1. Went and watched the show myself and found out by accident great show so far.

[@vivec6857]

If shinji played cod

[@Mr.Needle-Hamster]

Imagine if Shinji turned out like this in Thrice Upon a Time. Which in all honesty, I'd say he had every right to go down that path, especially considering that in You Can (Not) Redo, everyone (except for Kaworu) was treating him like absolute shit.

[@fonkyfesh-old]

Might've actually liked this show if shinji wasn't a nonbinary liberal

[@Kyle-pq2pp]

Dude that’s insane 💀

[@pyschobandit4478]

Huh? What are you talking about?

[@YoruYoruYoruYoruYoru]

.

[@dustmaker5744]

Who's voice I'd this

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

I wish I knew

[@reddiwip]

pretty sure it’s shou from mp100 who’s voice actor also did Shinji in the Netflix dub

[@ZachStone3213]

Source of the audio?

[@dustmaker5744]

Who's voice is it. I need to know

[@eta_hi_nin]

late but i am pretty sure this is from mob psycho 100's english dub

[@flufflenuggit6499]

Muh boi Shinji finally decided to abandon his Autistic ways and finally become a Sigma.

[@Kyle-pq2pp]

Wild fr 💀

[@JabamiLain]

Autism has nothing to do with a person's condition as a sigma.

[@pyschobandit4478]

This is so Alpha sigma male aura!!!! (Im sorry)

[@benzene_sandwich]

@@JabamiLainno because you see, autism makes it difficult for your Sigma and Alpha wavelengths to resonate allowing you to enter Sxith Mode: “Skibidi Supreme” (I’m sorry)

[@JabamiLain]

@@benzene_sandwich autism merely means difficulty in empathy, socializing, and maybe in some motor skills. Depending on the person, those traits may create someone cold and rude, someone sensitive or someone who feels in control of themselves. So you see, if anything, it's because he accepts his autism that he turns sigma. Because he stops caring for other people's opinions by fully embracing his limited empathy.

[@toptsun8484]

I'm more disappointed in Misato for the pedophilia buuut

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

☠️

[@pyschobandit4478]

This giving me those MoistCritikal vibes. "Rape? BOOOOO! Not good. Nope, nuh uh" "BUUUUUUT-"

[@levs2751]

is this a baloney poney reference

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Of course

[@CadenkPlaysVr]

Netflix dub was shit i miss adv

[@excicutiongaming9108]

Name?

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

Neon genesis Evangelion

[@dustmaker5744]

@@therealShinji_Ikari name of audio and the anime it came from

[@therealShinji_Ikari]

@@dustmaker5744 idk dude

[@dustmaker5744]

@@therealShinji_Ikari thanks anyway 😊

[@WeedShaggy]

Shinji but he becomes dangerously based

[@ShinjiIkari-001]

So your calling me dumb?

[@Setsuraful]

If Shinji was smart he would have found a tissue or something first.