What If The Jedi High Council was LITERALLY High?

[@bizmasterTheSlav]

Yoda is still roaming the galaxy, we can never be safe.

[@carlomolina7858]

This may be a joke what-if, but the world-building is top quality.

[@starwarsquill]

Glad you think so :)

[@RayAkuma]

The cartel: Am i a joke to you?

[@ravenebony2267]

The "high timeline" is evolving into it's own canon. 😂

[@Hipposgrumm]

This universe is a long time in the making.

[@ICallShotgun13]

I read your comment as essentially suggesting a video titled "What if the Star Wars world building was top quality"

[@DatShadyGuy]

I like how you switch between the more serious what if stories, and these hilarious offshoots in your videos.

[@starwarsquill]

:)

[@kingbranden1369]

Yoda evades justice for another day...

[@starwarsquill]

Yup!

[@warsawpactmapping83]

How did he illegally cut off his ankle braclet?

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

You did NOT just have Jocasta Nu pull a Scarface in the Archives! XD

[@starwarsquill]

@@edwarddelacruz3923 say hello to my little apprentice!

[@ZomboidMania]

I'm literally in love with this channel, I know videos are just jokes but it's clear you know how to write an engaging story, you are very skilled

[@starwarsquill]

I’m happy you like the videos, man :)

[@randomdudewholikesmusic1640]

The Jedi Spice Council would have LOVED to meet Han and Chewie. Han gladly moving spice for an entire force-sensitive hippie cartel sounds awesome.

[@starwarsquill]

Gangster Yoda when he meets Chewie: Hmmm…Coruscant, this is. Basic, you will speak.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

@@starwarsquillI can imagine Chewie sighing before explaining in Wookie that it is literally impossible for his kind to speak Basic unless they get a vocal mutation/“defect” or something. But then Yoda is probably too busy doing some spice or death stick related stuff to listen.

[@TrooperTrooper42]

What if Palpatine wasn’t a Sith Lord but instead had an evil twin brother who was

[@kappakiev9672]

In this timeline, perhaps Jabba would be in the running for Grandmaster

[@starwarsquill]

Jabba tried to bargain with the Cartel and paid the price.

[@deanastephensosborne5604]

​@@starwarsquill turns out zero already maid a deal and it was better than Jabba could ever come up with

[@dianesinger9729]

I love the Jocasta defending the archives

[@starwarsquill]

She pushed them to their limits

[@abrakadabra6364]

And lecturering everyone regarding her illegal and yet professional way of doing things 😅

[@dianesinger9729]

@@abrakadabra6364 Totally true and I am picturing it now

[@Cloakedschemer]

I loved the Scarface reference and the fact that nobody knew how to use a lightsaber xD

[@frozarburst6350]

Somehow, I only just realized this is a sequel to the last what if tale where Anakin went blind. This is probably the most intricate worldbuilding I've seen for a crack fic

[@starwarsquill]

Thanks, man :)

[@randomdudewholikesmusic1640]

"What if the Jedi followed the Rule of Two and the Sith ruled the galaxy?"

[@starwarsquill]

That may have happened if the Sith won the Battle of Ruusan.

[@ICallShotgun13]

I had a similar idea but with both following the Rule of Two

[@Cam-jw6hj]

I think what makes these crack ifs some of my favourite videos on youtube, is that the idea behind each episode is just really funny, and it’s taken 100% seriously every single time 😂

[@Geminifan20]

What if everyone died on Geonosis What if Padmae divorced Anakin because of his death stick addiction

[@starwarsquill]

Palps would be left alone. If Padme was cool with his Tusken incident, doubt some death sticks would be an issue lol

[@nobbyfirefly57]

The dinosaur meteor just casually pulls an extinction event upon the entire populous.

[@randomdudewholikesmusic1640]

One of the best What if's ever made.

[@starwarsquill]

Nice of you to say lol

[@SirSongi]

A master piece.. god damn it Quill you are my favorite what if channel. Never stop being great.

[@starwarsquill]

Thanks for the support, man :)

[@doubleupload5620]

What if kenobi rizzed up mother talzin and became mauls step dad

[@cylesteasunrise3199]

Mace: hey anakin..... tell us your thesis again

[@JediMasterZim]

What if the Death Star missed Alderaan when it fired on it (and assuming they didn't give up, kept on missing)? In other words...what if it wasn't just the Stormtroopers who couldn't aim?

[@nobbyfirefly57]

I have got to see that in a skit, while it also makes mouth-made “pew” sounds like in the Lego Batman movie.

[@eacalvert]

Cannot explain how much I love the crack what ifs

[@starwarsquill]

Haha

[@eacalvert]

@starwarsquill omg you noticed me Senpai 🥺

[@lieps2547]

like for real most of ya whatifs are ridiculous but so entertaining ya def one of the best sw whatif channels out there

[@starwarsquill]

Haha Glad you liked the video:)

[@hackman669]

This isn't the Jedi Council. This is the UN on a daily basis!!!

[@Intrepid_A]

What if Mundi was the one responsible for the bombing of the Jedi Temple hangar after one of his sleep walking episodes?

[@theomnipotent3574]

What if darth maul learned how to use EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@Zaku1000-s2q]

They don't call them *The High Council* for nothing EDIT: Pls make Part 3, I wanna see what Yoda was doing after he escaped.

[@Zaku1000-s2q]

They're even using the Padawans and Younglings for Child Labor under the guise of *Jedi Training*

[@travbony8768]

Bro, the SWQCU is absolutely peak. My absolute favorite content on youtube. Genuinely when I found your channel in my feed, I went through and watched every single video. This shit is always great and I will always have the bell notification on for this channel.

[@ZeKermet]

Star wars: ❌️ Galactic Cartel wars: ✅️

[@Маркграф_Пипито_Долбини]

Breaking-darkside-Bad: - Say my name! - Palpatine. - You goddamn right!

[@michaelarsaadyatma]

I love how in most of the crack if plo koon was absent or never mentioned and we just asume he was there and simply just observing

[@CosmicCow-16]

Loving this 2 part what if. Literally the best star wars what if channel on KZbin

[@samk3lly]

I can hear Yoda now. "Take me alive, you will not."

[@TonyZarkua]

What If The Following Star Wars Characters Never Became Villains 1)Darth Maul 2)Count Dooku 3)General Grevious 4)Asajj Ventress 5)Cad Bane 6)Durge 7)Barris Offee 8)IG-88 9)Bo-Katan 10)Zuckuss And 4-Lom 11)Boba Fett 12)Pre Viszla 13)Wat Tambor 14)Nute Gunray And Rune Hakoo 15)Poggle The Lesser 16)Dengar 17)Bossk 18)Savage Oppress

[@su93r62]

Shits good like some tatooine spice

[@Eevee860]

What if palpetine had 72 heart attacks in a row during the clone wars

[@wolfchan.8513]

What if Yoda's arrogance actually blinded him?

[@starwarsquill]

He’s on spice so even if he loses his eyes, his vision will remain. Haha

[@HollisHolmes-wy3ez]

'' last chance to look at me maul'' bell begins to ring '' lego star wars yoda scream '' AAAAHHHHHH

[@TonyZarkua]

What If Adventure Time And Star Wars Were In The Same Universe

[@starwarsquill]

@@TonyZarkua hmm don’t know much about that show… :/

[@TonyZarkua]

@@starwarsquill You Should Do It After Watching Adventure Time, Distant Lands And Fionna And Cake

[@KungeNelson]

Please do "What If Palpatine Was Literally The Senate (Building)"

[@benjaminparker671]

SW/TF fanfic crossover idea: What If The Transformers were in Star Wars

[@starwarsquill]

They would destroy the Jawas for hurting their brothers! Optimus Prime: Autobots, destroy these evil creatures!

[@Geminifan20]

Wonder how size and strength vs the force would work

[@benjaminparker671]

An interesting crossover idea, isn't it? Also, imagine if our Solar System, planet Earth and Cybertron were teleported to the Star Wars Galaxy positioned near the Outer Rim region where Earthly Humans, Cybertronians/Transformers, AutoBots and Decepticons co-exist with the Jedi, Sith, Republic, Galactic Empire, Rebel Alliance (Rebels/Rebellion) and various factions across the Galaxy upon discovery by advanced spacefaring civilizations from a Galaxy far, far away.

[@h.mathers62]

What if old palpy fell in love with shmi... I will keep asking this until you do it

[@jianboleow3084]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can never stop laughing when it comes to this. Best top quality what ifs ever~

[@starwarsquill]

bwhhaahah

[@patrikdiazsima970]

This is the MOST hilarious Star Wars What If.

[@TonyAncom]

I love these joke videos. They're amazing, lol. Also, What if Revan (Revan Reborn) wasn't found in stasis by the republic until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.

[@Dewd_64]

What if Darth Vader was a clone of Anakin during the clone wars?

[@herbmaaster]

arrived at the temple's sacred hydrophonics chamber 🚰🪴😮‍💨🔥 excellence

[@Magmaster13]

What if General Tarkin remembered to put on deodorant?

[@RealValerySablin]

Loved the melting hands and fingers.

[@adaptivekalman]

This story needs part 3: Revenge of Grand Gangster Yoda.

[@zorronegro229]

What if the clones rebelled and established their won luna weed empire and Yoda joins them

[@starwarsquill]

They’ll end up fighting each other territory

[@z-4205]

Damn, they all pullin the blicky

[@10nunmg]

this feels over the top. i liked a mix of seriousness and absurd more, in episode where Anakin took the seat.

[@biddygames]

Nice slightly different ending than the patreon

[@starwarsquill]

Yea, thought about having Padme talk about all that but then watched a video called “the right way to end a movie” or something, and went went this one :)

[@biddygames]

@ XD

[@MonkeyK1ng369]

Jocasta going Tony Montana was epic! ......what happened to her though? I can see.her running around with the Grand Gangster.

[@asrieldreemurr1210]

master qui gon jinn still sharp as always

[@jasonvoorheescookingchanne2869]

What if Anakin Skywalker and Abeloth fell in love with each other?

[@pattersong6637]

That one's easy. Abeloth can take the form of anyone she "eats." Just have her get to Padme and Anakin might just put up with it. Given she's also The Stepmother of the Ones, Anakin might have to meet his old pal The Son who would complain endlessly about her.

[@jasonvoorheescookingchanne2869]

@pattersong6637 prefect😂

[@RodBlanc]

What if Luke Skywalked tried to restore the Great Jedi Cartel?

[@MausStoleYourCheese]

I was about to take out the sith but then i got high.

[@TeRenner123]

How are These what ifs more respectfull towards Star wars than Disneys entier Franchise

[@rodgerscott8808]

Does this mean 50cent is the real chosen one? 🤣

[@twentieswiredweird]

What happened to Luke and Leia in this timeline?

[@starwarsquill]

Grew up to be fairly normal on Naboo :)

[@irystocrattakodachithatmooms]

What if Anakin was a NARC?

[@doomtitan1172]

To Star Wars Quill; So besides this being your "unique" story gimmick that sets you apart from the other Star Wars What If KZbinrs. Do you actually have something against the Wookies and Kashyyyk personally?

[@doomtitan1172]

P S. Was that a Dune reference and Scarface?

[@eldorado6770]

So...basically Dune 🏜?

[@warsawpactmapping83]

Best joke what if!!

[@starwarsquill]

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[@thewatcher8215]

Wth is this 😅

[@starwarsquill]

The timeline where the Jedi used spice to enhance their powers (things got a little out of hand as the centuries went by).

[@Rooikunbo]

What if Yoda was in his prime again and got the force power of ultimate rizz?

[@Xiao-k8m]

only 6 H ago and already 235 likes

[@alekahn4817]

First

[@starwarsquill]

Thanks :)

[@Vickyvee97]

This is a terrible theory!

[@starwarsquill]

NAOOOOOO!