What if You Ate The Most Poisonous Animal in the World?

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[@notareallifetiger4817]

Most poisonous animal in the world: *exists* Humans: ah yes, a delicacy.

[@bashboi4074]

Humans eat a lot of stuff that're toxic to animals or that are created to intentionally make the experiences not enjoyable, so it's not all that out of left field, though that's because humans themselves are pretty out of left field when it comes to what they eat

[@Way2Klose]

Man said humans like he isn’t one so he’s either the Geico Gecko or Mark Zuckerberg

[@JamerG]

Dolphins: _s m o k e I t_

[@plant5875]

humans really like poison for some reason its weird also interesting

[@aceofjacks7071]

you joke but mint and coffee both evolved the way they did to be poisonous and humans eat that shit with ice cream. and then chillis and whatnot evolved the way they did so no one could eat them except birds who spread the seeds. now humans video themselves eating a ton of them as entertainment

[@VespKata]

nature: *makes it abundantly clear that this thing is not supposed to be eaten* humans: hehe tastey

[@goatlegendary2020]

😂 Right like wtf

[@knopytayyyyyy8506]

fr wtf

[@hospitallercross1155]

GOD : yo Hell yo. U will do that Again like u Eating fruit in firdaus?

[@zdogshallvibe3232]

Fun fact people that have tried it and survived said it doesn't even taste like nothing

[@nicknmm09]

Yeah it’s actually not that tasty ( well most of it isn’t the gonads are apparently ) but puffer sashimi is very underwhelming more of a status symbol and kinda forbidden fruit thing than actually tasty.

[@EhrhardtAidan]

“But don’t worry it gets worse” Aw thank god bro you had me worried there

[@aliciarains6245]

😂😂😂

[@butters4596]

And if you call right now, we'll double your order, FREE!! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

[@deleted-something]

frfr

[@MasonNoah9664]

@@aliciarains6245❤❤❤😊

[@Julie.lovesyou]

Fr

[@RikaRoleplay]

Fun fact about Fugu (eating puffer fish) Not only do you have to remove the bones, organs and skin of the puffer fish without puncturing the organs (spilling excess toxin on the flesh) But you also wash the flesh many many times in cold clean water to remove any possibility of contamination (and flavor ironically), leaving behind a very bland but fresh tasting piece of white fish that has a good texture, but no flavor to really write home about except every so often it may give you a small "tingle" as some of the toxin remains, making your lips or such tingle a bit. Also it is illegal to throw the bones, skin, organs or such of the fish in the trash, as the chef / restaurant is liable if a homeless man digs into a dumpster and eats the fish, so they usually use a special biohazard disposal container with a lock to prevent any hungry people or animals or criminals (who may try to use the toxin as a poison), for throwing it away. Lots of other little interesting things about it, but I think that is all for now. Was watching the video, and the entire time I was wondering if he was going to forget about the fact that people eat it xD

[@ShadowMoon878]

The chefs who wanted to serve Fugu must also undergo a certification process where they will be judged on how well they prepare the Fugu without contamination. The process is very very strict with only 50 out of 500 applicants passing every year

[@TenshuNoAkaitsuki]

This was ths best deterrent besides the, ya know, very possible threat of death, that I have heard YET to eating fugu.

[@dollynicoly]

So why would it be considered a delicacy when it tastes bland? Or foods don't require tasting good to be a delicacy cuz I really have no ideia 😅

[@fariesz6786]

i had fugu and it was not bland. it was supermarket stuff though, which afaik is raised without the algae they get the poison from (and/or a species that's not poisonous, whichever.. i'm still alive) but yeah, that stuff was not bland, in fact it was delicious af.

[@sirscrotis5442]

⁠ in reality the most people who die from fugu are fisherman who catch and cook it themselves

[@gafadobara5940]

The fact that dolphines use this fish as a drug........

[@adrianherbert5844]

Aight, now you gotta answer some questions. What the fuck? How did you find this out?

[@SpecterNeverSpectator]

@@adrianherbert5844 it's pretty well known, it probably kinda went like this 1.- dude saw a dolphin start "hitting" a puffer fish with its nose 2.- dude told people and that people told people until some marine researcher heard about it 3.- the marine researcher goes to well research the sea 4.- it sees a dolphin hitting a puffer fish with it nose and being paralized 5.- discover that it works as a drug and that they get pleasure out of it. Fun fact: dolphins like to rape people.

[@adrianherbert5844]

@@SpecterNeverSpectator Thanks for the clarity. And I don't think that fun fact is so fun.

[@Humanrightsdenier]

@@adrianherbert5844 it's fun in certain ways

[@leguan278]

@@adrianherbert5844 Its a matter of perspektive, really.

[@julianpradarodriguez7336]

"you would suffer from one hell of a headache but Dont worry it gets worse" "Dont bother praying because whoever you are praying to is going to see you very soon" Damn, savage

[@amuroray9115]

“The amount of poison it takes to put your name in the newspaper can fit on that needle.” Daaamn. This lines are savage

[@ISEEIBUY]

I died when he said that😂😂😂

[@zariaford9604]

Can wait to see *jesus.*

[@Ronald-lb5fz]

Xdd

[@zariaford9604]

@Joe Alexander yes.True-

[@caroljo420]

The worst part is that you'd be awake and aware of everything until lack of oxygen made you unconscious.

[@joelott]

Dolphins: lets snort that Shit.

[@reesf743]

Imagine ordering fugu and the chef is staring into your eyes from across the room the entire time you eat.

[@headlesshoebag3804]

"Excuse me, my chef is experienced, yes?... First night, you say? Well I'm sure he's accredited... Live audition, you say?"

[@johnjack902]

Yo hahaha

[@luistomaslloyd6439]

Then the chef was a hitman ahahaha

[@denyhaguilar679]

Nice job, 47

[@jailynjwilson]

​@@denyhaguilar679nigggga I'm crying 🤣🤣 definitely some hitman shit

[@AtticusEdwards]

In the 1950s, my grandfather traveled to Japan on a business trip (he was an attorney for a mining company that was to sell copper for the nation’s postwar recovery). At some point, he found himself in a Japanese restaurant, and-not actually knowing Japanese himself- ordered a random dish from the menu. He received an odd sort of fish that he found he enjoyed. Then, on his right, a Japanese colleague of his turned, noticed what he was eating, smiled darkly, and asked: “do your ears tingle?” “What?” Replied my grandfather, unable to make sense of the question. “Do you ears tingle?” Repeated his colleague. “No?” “That’s good. What you are eating is Fugu fish- it’s poisonous if prepared incorrectly. If our chef wasn’t careful to cut out its poisonous parts, then you will die. You know you’re eating poisoned Fugu if your ears tingle.” Happily, my grandpa’s ears never tingled.

[@Dankusez]

i smell the cap a mile away

[@FromsoftgoatKaj]

@@Dankusez HAhahaha This story is Cap hahaha look i'm so funny. 😐 Stfu.

[@raging_raccoonhd6994]

@@Dankusez if it was cap who cares?

[@G1assWater]

Damn, i would stop eating right away after hearing that lol

[@yuearchis]

got me in the first half ngl

[@Glitchblade833]

"Don't even bother praying because whoever your praying to is probably gonna see you very soon" Dang dude that's actually one of the best quotes ever

[@adw6894]

Yes, praying doesn't work with nature, logic, and science.

[@orion8676]

"But don't worry, it gets worse." Here we go again.

[@akshay_m]

I am sad that my like was the 99th and not the 100th 😅

[@current9300]

Imagine the process it's taken for chefs to figure out how to safely prepare this. Some daimyo in ancient Japan probably REALLY wanted to eat that fish. I wonder how many food tasters died for it.

[@ismata3274]

And cooks and fishers. One hopes....🤬🤬🤬

[@stankyleg5662]

@@ismata3274 ?

[@ismata3274]

@@stankyleg5662 if a taster dies, that means, at least the cook couldn't dissect out the poisonous parts. Depending on the revengefulness of the heirs/family in question, cook certainly, and maybe the fisher, is in direct line of a sword. Or not. Why? Because claiming toughness by daring to eat poison then dying and calling foul on the cook/s may be viewed unseemly. hopefully. so to save face, maybe they let them live? Or order suicide? That's where the hopefully part chimes in. Otherwise, that would be the same like bombing a gun factory after your relatives unsuccessful venture into trying out russian roulette. But power is power is power, so..... One can only hope.

[@ismata3274]

@@luxinvictus9018 one would still need to "test"........ during..........

[@PixelmanPXP]

i mean you don't have to test it on humans, you could have given the different parts of the fish to farm animals or so and then look, what killed them.

[@Mil3sGacha]

“But don’t worry,” That’s a relie- “It gets worse.”

[@qminari1378]

“It always gets worse”

[@chineseguy2073]

@@qminari1378 it's always worse when the puffer fish does aeugh

[@bodhivalkyrie76]

HONESTLY!

[@bodhivalkyrie76]

I WAS LITERALLY BEING LOGICAL SEEING IF I THOUGHT J COULD DIE THAT WAY AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE I CAN HANDLE IT BUT NEVER DAMN MINE

[@sihlepanduva1515]

That "but don't worry". And proceeds to say it gets worse

[@destinytheodore1589]

Two things that don't go together....1:"Don't Worry." 2:"It gets worse."

[@user-kh3jj4rx2v]

Fun fact, more people in Japan die from eating bad oysters than fugu (puffer fish). The license you need to be able to serve the fish requires you to know all varieties of puffer, all their poisonous bits, and how to carve them out. It usually takes 2/3 years before chefs training for the exam actually take it.

[@sunshineflower2286]

Most poisonous fish in the world: *exists* Dolphins: *drugs* Humans: *delicacy*

[@benjamindanilov2752]

Stolen

[@nataneryyyyy]

@@benjamindanilov2752 welcome to the internet

[@Whatt4221]

@@nataneryyyyy have a look around

[@germany7464]

@@benjamindanilov2752 Want a Tour of the internet?

[@benjamindanilov2752]

@@germany7464 tf bruh I'm just saying it's stolen, no harm in that, wtf so many people comment on others and say they stole this but don't get scolded but if I say something I get fucking scolded, bruh mxm fuck outta

[@plague_doctor0237]

Fun fact: dolphins use tetrodotoxin to get high, and it absolutely shows. Also another fun fact, they pass the pufferfish around like you would pass a joint Edit: for those who wanted to see high dolphins: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6TbZHV3na6Yh8k

[@1ceolation]

This adds a whole new meaning to puff puff pass

[@manowa3395]

@@1ceolation They really do be bouncing around miss puff like a beach ball

[@babayega_]

@@1ceolation this comment needs to be in the main comment section and not hidden here underneath another comment. 🤣🤣🤣 It really was a cheeky answer 🤣🤣

[@slothyyteen-lg7me]

@@1ceolation lmao u won!

[@gabrielmartinmarcos189]

Pufff puf

[@Sketti3763]

He describes this so well I actually felt like what it would be like to die from this

[@NightRunners_Club]

He skipped the neuropathy that is the worst part

[@thanurs]

*professional chef proceeds to feed it a carrot*

[@haydenanderson2228]

This video in a nutshell: Fish with spikes that can send u too ur ancestors faster than u can pray to them

[@sakuratree8252]

@@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu stop self promoting

[@King45321]

You don't pray to your ancestors you pray to God

[@AMAZNGMUSIC]

@@King45321 someone said it

[@mediocri5y]

@@King45321 mulan

[@kwesi7994]

@@King45321 not everyone buddy

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*This fish also has such a toxic personality.* It stings anyone that comes near it.

[@lucifersatan4611]

Even more toxic than me?

[@reddsmoke904]

Because you shouldnt be fucking with it lmao

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

Go home

[@cg5380]

ok fine you win

[@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3rPm6SKeJxmkMU

[@amandanmarino]

"But don't worry; it gets worse." I want my phone to play that sound when it rings for work calls.

[@sans101]

No wonder why people think that ms puff is an criminal 💀

[@karuhisharonkananu5376]

"At this point don't bother praying cause whomever you're praying to will see you soon" that part got me 😂😂😂😂😂😀

[@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200]

Right after I was done reading this that part Happened

[@Lovelycat563]

🤣👍

[@lumine7975]

Yes😂😂😂😂

[@mr.straight]

🤣

[@th3boyoffantasy99]

Damn you right 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drunkonfire9506]

Would also be important to mention that: 1. A chef goes through years of training to be able to serve the fish without the toxins, and don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they also need a permit from the Japanese government to serve it 2. The people that die from eating the dish itself are buying it illegally, as those chefs are not as properly trained as the legal ones and thus can charge way less for it, but also risking the tiniest bit of toxin to get on the rest, and there’s a lawsuit and jail time for the chef. 3. The amount of people that die from it are always in the single digits, likely because most people eat Fugu that has been prepared by someone capable of doing so, and the few that don’t are cut from the census. Anyways, love your vids but just wanted to point this out!

[@NutmegBGB]

Even with these facts, all the money of every currency ever minted would not be enough to convince me to eat fugu

[@drunkonfire9506]

@@NutmegBGB Oh same, nothing and no one on this god-forsaken world could make me try it

[@SophiaStfleur]

My grandmother cooked it for us as a child in the island, I did not know it was a poisonous fish until I heard about it as an adult. I just know fufu fish taste good.

[@awkwardautistic]

Even professionals make mistakes.

[@ismaeljimenez6562]

@@NutmegBGB I'd definitely eat it

[@kardoxfabricanus7590]

Humans: This is poison... Mythradites: mmmh gimme some more of dat!

[@Master_McDiluc_EmoEdition]

"At this point, don't bother praying, because whoever you're praying to is gonna see you very soon :)" I'm pretty sure my neighbours could hear me wheezing lmao

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

"Every year someone loses the bet." This is oddly specificaly true, since 2000, 23 people have died from eating this fish an average of 1 per year (mostly prepared it themselves).

[@DToTheB]

So moral of the story: you can't even trust yourself

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

@@DToTheB specially yourself. It takes years of training to know how to slice one and it's highly regulated.

[@RacingSnails64]

Ahh that makes sense

[@zomboids2100]

@@DToTheB Trust no one. *Not even yourself.*

[@RexGalilae]

Why in the fuck would people even bother eating this? There are far better things to eat. Natural selection going rampant in Japan, I guess

[@seamonkey101310]

“Oh yeah you get slowly paralyzed and numbed.” “BUT DONT WORRY😀!” *”IT GETS WORSE 😃.”*

[@RobinHoodies0]

I don't have my glasses on and the second emoji threw me off! Lol

[@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197]

Imagining *“IT GETS WORSE”* with it being bass boosted makes it 100x funnier.

[@hannahbg1852]

Lmfao

[@hannahbg1852]

@@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 Correct, Kirby. Correct.

[@seamonkey101310]

@@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 yes

[@mortalia.]

"But don't worry, it gets worse" that caught me so off guard-

[@thetridentverse]

"There would be no iphone alarm loud enough to wake you up" Humans: Challenge accepted.

[@runtergerutscht4401]

Fun fact: As a general rule for cooks, if you prepare a blowfish for someone and they die of it, it's your fault and you are severely punished, which is why eating blowfish is rather safe, considering cooks take immense care when preparing one as it could be the last meal they cook

[@bushidomayfield5784]

Maybe blowfish delicacy should be canceled so no unnecessary Irregardless both way punishment from the cook and the customer

[@runtergerutscht4401]

@@bushidomayfield5784 why? If it was a realistic risk, people wouldn't eat it. We know that driving is a risk, why don't we stop doing that?

[@chickenyouate4429]

@@bushidomayfield5784 in order to even prepare blowfish for someone, you will have to go for training for a minimum of 5 years and at the end you will be tested. If it is done by a professional then it should be safe like how you would have a mechanic repair your car brakes instead of some dude you found off the street.

[@wontrespond8064]

@@chickenyouate4429 and dont tell him that the chef making it has to eat it first :) but hey, he probably is a twitterian

[@bushidomayfield5784]

@@runtergerutscht4401 eating and driving risk is not alike unless you do both at the same time other than that your pressed over an opinion to the point you compared likely irrelevant points to one another without knowing the risk level of a drop of death versus a road risk based on a flip of a coin automatic death or a missed opportunity to stay in your lane...

[@DappaOni]

"What if You Ate the Most Poisonous Animal in the World" I'd...die

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

Oh, you wish it was so simple.

[@randomanimeaddict123]

@@nick-playercharacter8583 yes... Maybe

[@Griffith307]

I would simply survive cuz I'm built different ofc 💪😎

[@steampunkemo9211]

@@Griffith307 the poison attacks your repository system dude. The only way you'd have a chance is if it attacked the brain instead, considering you seem to lack it

[@Griffith307]

@@steampunkemo9211 It was a dumb joke but you'd probably survive as well since you seem to lacking in multiple areas

[@not_averge]

"but don't worry it gets worse" I stoped worrying

[@unordinaryguy9557]

"But don't worry, it gets worse"💀

[@clickmylinksforabetterlife5758]

Don't worry, it gets worse 😭😭😭 this is my kind of humour! and now, you have a new sub😳

[@DMTEntity88]

Bro I thought I was the only one that caught that

[@greedybandit9418]

Same. HAHAHA just subbed

[@poshmoguls9887]

😂😂

[@Ronald-lb5fz]

Xdd

[@k_to_the_c123]

Find there tiktok if u dare

[@KALioness910]

I wonder how many people died just for people to TRY to find a way to eat a pufferfish.

[@shallter455]

Nah most cooks take good care and if they do die they get life in jail

[@lzl_2033]

@@shallter455 maybe he's talking about the early days.

[@NapstabIook]

@@lzl_2033 imagine that one dude in early day hey let try this fish i wonder if it will taste good as other fish Few minutes later: *start throwing up*

[@vicegt]

@@NapstabIook son: so cut out that and that and that. Mom!

[@HM4Hill]

Some dude was really like "Huh that ball of spikes looks tasty. Let's try it!* And got taken off the census

[@eddiemaddox8088]

Murder guppy...that one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@22mollieT]

One of the first symptoms is a simple tingling in your mouth As an overiacter, you had me there.

[@cthulhu3219]

"Tony, give him the cyanide" "Actually boss, we don't have cyanide" "Well what DO we have?" "Y'know those fish frank Sinatra gave ya?" "Yea why?" "Well thems fishes are worse than cyanide" "How do we do it?" "We make him eat it raw" "perfect"

[@johndoes_art]

How tf r there no replies 😳😳😳

[@Yikes_Doodles]

0-0

[@calebmurray4438]

If Frank Sinatra is in contact, this must be Mack the Knife.

[@CoolElowery]

@@johndoes_art how would you reply to the comment?

[@wtfhappened2umane]

That sounds like a conversation some goons from the Batman Arkham games would have.

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

"Don't worry it gets worse" is my new favorite line.

[@lycan5443]

Same

[@o_o-037]

He ALWAYS says that.

[@lycan5443]

@@o_o-037 well I just discovered him this week so... I didn't know that

[@ThirteenAmp]

George Carlin has a whole bit about that platitude about "it can only get better" or "it can't get any worse" tropes people say and he's like, it can ALWAYS get worse, or even stay the same, nothing says it should or even can get better The world really misses that man's insight

[@izzyxblades]

@@lycan5443 welcome! Now you are one of us 😃 his videos are really something else and I'm so glad I stumbled across his channel

[@L7Sports]

Respect To The Camera Man Who Survived While Taking These Photos

[@NorskaFjordskaOfficial]

Fugu: *Exists* Japanese people: Ah yes, some delicious fugu

[@jameslee2949]

"Whoever youre praying to will see you very soon" Hahaa

[@nilimadebnath1450]

me praying to my ex gf

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

@@nilimadebnath1450 technically true and can happen. after you die of incredibly painful and stupid pufferfish poison, you will be in the afterlife. eventually your ex gf will die too of old age like everyone else. so you will see her very soon

[@Mister-seeks]

I am using two iPhone alarms instead

[@thalmoragent9344]

​@paul_particularlyunhappynut I mean, she could live a long life so, it wouldn't be "soon"

[@adw6894]

@@nilimadebnath1450 She won't waste time attending your funeral, so maybe you won't see her "soon". lol

[@Himiko_the_jedi]

As someone who lives in japan and has tried pufferfish its sorta good but fun fact you have to be an apprentice for 10 years just to get a chance to serve it to anyone and you have to be taught by a professional whos had over 25+ years of experience of making pufferfish :)

[@zamb4010]

Isn't it also true the emperor of Japan is legally not allowed to eat puffer fish because it's too big of a risk?

[@oxycuts]

U lying it literally tastes like nothing

[@Crustiecricket]

@@oxycuts and you tried it?

[@oxycuts]

@@Crustiecricket yup

[@phoenixflamegames1]

@@oxycuts imagine assuming everyone has the same tastes😂

[@carinatayoto4647]

“But don’t worry it gets worst” 😂

[@user-zx8zu1yh7h]

“But don’t worry, it gets worse” Me: thank god

[@inamnhose285]

bro should have said "but dont worry Me: Thank God "it gets worse" Me: fuck

[@thatdumbass9856]

​@@inamnhose285 his was funnier.

[@bonjolivent7130]

I laughed the loudest at that

[@SCPguy]

That’s actually hilarious

[@yueye9631]

You could thank him in person

[@Jubin0426]

"don't worry it gets worse" *Thanks. I'm no longer worried*

[@victoriaking1126]

🤣

[@favoratuegwu3889]

Well well it's your lucky day because my like made your like count reach 123 🤭

[@Jubin0426]

@@favoratuegwu3889 ok.

[@BrinySpy]

Indeed now ur terrified

[@pandasan406]

Deadly fish : there Japanese chefs : Ah yes, a delicacy

[@ianjackson4721]

It takes a special license that takes like 14 years to unlock I think

[@Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1]

I love culinary history and fugu is one of my favorite topics. A few fun facts about fugu: *One of Japans supreme war lords Toyotomi Hideyoshi banned the eating of blowfish because as they were preparing to invade the Korean Peninsula a number of his troops ate fugu and died. People still ate it in private but It wasn’t until japans first prime minister Ito Hirobumi who when visiting a local restaurant was given this dish. There was a storm the night before and the fisherman caught nothing and the chef could only offer him one thing . . . The forbidden guppy (lol) he tried it and was astonished by the flavor a year later the ban was lifted. *When preparing fugu you must have a special license and when disemboweling the poisonous parts they must be locked in a special container so none may use it for criminal use. * Japan is currently working on breeding a non poisonous blow fish as blowfish are not actually born with the poison they get it through eating starfish and certain small sea shells 🐚

[@saleemramjohn5188]

This is interesting

[@saleemramjohn5188]

I never knew this before

[@chaneltaczynski2948]

Fascinating. Thanks for sharing!

[@SproutTussle]

Wait do they get it from cone snails specifically do those live around japan?

[@platinumson98]

@@SproutTussle filtering it cause the glands to be filled with poison.

[@obamnaprismus]

This man has the ability to throw in these crazy lines and keeps a straight face, those are clever af

[@scalesthebattlemage4634]

Your pfp and username:😂

[@randomanimeaddict123]

@@scalesthebattlemage4634 🤣

[@NyanCatzzz]

@@scalesthebattlemage4634 BAHAHAHHAA

[@victoriawilliams6156]

I love the clarity with what you described the absolute toxicity of this creature 😊

[@SSJ3Palmer]

"Don't worry about praying, cause your about to meet whoever you pray to😂😂😂

[@floofyneko5531]

This man: "poison able to murk 30 people and can potentially lead to death" Me: haha pufferfish go *boing*

[@o.o9709]

Actually pufferfish goes *"AEUGH"*

[@floofyneko5531]

@@o.o9709 💀💀😂😂

[@plague_doctor0237]

Dolphins: damn this shit gud

[@Phoebe5448]

*boop*

[@flowersandcheesecake1710]

Note to self: Never, at all try blowfish, I ain’t playing Russian Roulette with my life, you only live once and I ain’t taking those small odds

[@lonesomewendigo]

Better not drink outta tin cans in the summer then. Neighbors kid died because of a wasp that managed to get lost in the can and stung the inside of his throat on the way down causing swelling at a point that you couldn't make an emergency incision to create a hole to breathe through. They rushed him to the hospital but they couldn't save him in time. Moral of the story: anything could potentially murk you but it's not worth worrying about all those small odds because you simply can't avoid all of them. Course there is no reason to deliberately thread the needle but sometimes taking risks makes life more enjoyable. Especially since you will die one day regardless of how careful you were. Might as well make the most of it.

[@CHii951_D.S]

Ya you only live once so why not try it

[@flowersandcheesecake1710]

@@CHii951_D.S NOPE

[@mariostoynov]

@@lonesomewendigo Yeah, you can die every second, but consciously increasing the odds for no good reason is still a bad move.

[@lonesomewendigo]

@@mariostoynov exactly. Don't wanna win a Darwin Award.

[@michaelgum97]

That's why it's best to admire their adorable smile rather than trying to eat them.

[@STOPGREENSCREENKIDS1015]

”But dont worry-” Me:Phew i can get help in time ”- it gets worse” Me:💀

[@VitchAndVorty]

The amount of self-hatred someone has before eating this fish is over 9000.

[@VitchAndVorty]

@e l I didn't say I have no clue about the name of the fish, man.

[@jmc2830]

nah, tell someone it's a "delicacy" and they would literally eat snails.... oh wait... monkey brains... shit.. um giant pill bugs from the bottom of the ocean?.... they actually do that too.. i give up.. point still stands though.

[@VitchAndVorty]

@@jmc2830 Might sound weird to you, but I kinda want to try Monkey Brains. Cooked, obviously.

[@car6697]

@@VitchAndVorty monkey brains???? cooked or raw, either way, dude... WTF 😰🤢🤮

[@VitchAndVorty]

@@car6697 All brains are the same. If I could swallow a cooked cow brain, I sure as hell could swallow the monkey ones.

[@fudgenugget2690]

"Don't bother praying because whoever your praying to is gonna see you very soon"😂😂🤣

[@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu]

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[@maniac9554]

@@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu no one asked

[@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu]

@@maniac9554 well duh that's the point

[@maniac9554]

@@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu didnt realize it was about hood nature lol

[@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu]

@@maniac9554 looool yh hopefully u watch it and understand

[@Lonezewolflonewolf]

Poisonous fish *Hold my beer*

[@LittleNooby123]

Bro really said dont worry WHEN YOUR LITERALLY DYING 💀

[@GabrielFoshee.]

“Don’t be praying because whoever you are praying to will see you soon”😂💀💀😭😭I cant

[@normaperez1723]

I know right that made me crack up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reaghan8061]

Same 🤣

[@jo_iee9214]

🤣🤣🤣

[@luck9418]

Is he talking about god

[@aliddda328]

At least i can say the Certificate words cant i

[@perfxshun3766]

“Don’t worry, it gets worse” Jeez for a sec I thought it wasn’t gonna get any more painful, phew!

[@xowtx2844]

Same

[@nimeesha4388]

Ikr lol

[@ephraimanike166]

😂😂

[@karryhamilton2068]

I love your analogies! Your hilarious 😂

[@alastairatcheson1407]

Bro knew all this in "Law Abiding Citizen."

[@CrisAnthony1963]

"Don't worry, it gets worse" Dumbledore said calmly.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

We're two Dumbledores down. He's real calm now.

[@CrisAnthony1963]

@@ladykoiwolfe he passed away

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@CrisAnthony1963 yes, that was what I was saying. Both of them died.

[@keonb1146]

I love how he says “don’t worry it gets worse.” It’s like ah yes here is more pain and suffering enjoy!

[@Aiden_Vong]

I was just Abt to comment that lol

[@DumNotHere]

I was gonna comment that too!

[@DumNotHere]

true true

[@cristopherortez3503]

Lol he said that's OK there more pain

[@linaax8556]

Yess I wanztet do comment that too lol

[@Jeremy-yp8eh]

Oh Japan, never stop being Japan

[@aaronalkor]

I’d be praying to Asclepius. Either I get the Physician’s Cure or I’m going to be saying hello to Charon

[@degolaskoma8607]

I would pray to eshmun

[@kitsumekat]

Weird facts: -The reason why chefs present Fugu as a flower, it's supposed to look like a chrysanthemum. The same flower that is used in funerals. It's a dark joke. -Chefs have to properly dispose the organs of Fugu or else they can get into serious trouble. They can't just throw them into the trash either. In some cases, they either dry it or burn it. -Puffer fish were actually used to create "zombies". The toxin was mixed with another toxin and made into a digestive form. When taken, the person is placed into a death like coma. The problem with this is that you actually run the risk of paralyzing someone or killing them. -While there is no cure, there are treatments and it has to be done in the early stages. One of those treatments is using life support until the body removes the toxin itself. -puffer fish may actually be used in medicine one day. Some scientists may use the toxin in cancer treatment.

[@allib4921]

I once heard it was shaped as a lotus but it doesn't look as much like a lotus as it does a mum. That makes far more sense :) Learnt somethin new today, thanks!

[@AugustoEL]

Cool thanks for the facts.

[@kitsumekat]

@@allib4921 hilariously enough, I learned this from watching TV.

[@allib4921]

@@kitsumekat hey, Andrew zimmern is a GOD and I get a lot of info from him lol. The rest I know from my friends who moved to Japan.

[@0v_x0]

The Haitian Zombi ritual, I wondered if I'd see a comment about that. IIRC from anthropologist Wade Davis, or what I recall, the tetrodotoxin is used at just sub lethal amounts to make a person appear completely dead. After some time they (the bokor, or sorcerer performing the ritual) use something to counter the effects, or perhaps wait until it wears off, and then use Datura or a similar Belladonna plant extract to keep the "risen zombi" in a highly confused, sedated and very suggestible state for days or weeks. Also possibly brain damage from hypoxia when nearly paralyzed to death. Kind of a really clever stage illusion (it's a very performative ritual from what I've read), but really damn dangerous and with grim results. It was definitely a punishment to become a zombi. If you lived, well, you'd have no agency but also wouldn't really know it. Basically chemical slavery/shut down of higher cognition. It's pretty dark. What blows my mind is that they figured out how to do that. That's kind of more insane than figuring out how to eat it safely.

[@jennie_fanboy4562]

"Yo bro wanna eat a pufferfish?" "Isn't that poisonous?" *"Delicacy"* "Yeah sure"

[@s_jma21_k]

Pufferfish*

[@ImABoi]

Ok

[@josemojica2060]

@@s_jma21_k really😐😒😑

[@mostsaneyanfeimain1177]

@@josemojica2060 so people can't correct other people in 2021?

[@pancakes231]

@@mostsaneyanfeimain1177 its literally the same and it's annoying

[@chrismathis260]

Maaaan 😂 lmfao yo he funny asf without trying to and speaking facts

[@operator.zack_hasranah]

Dolphins: I hear you but I'm to high to care

[@Lord_Chuck]

My mans really got the worlds smallest microphone.

[@queenofcute72]

My aunt has a pink version of it XD

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

Everyone is talking about “But don’t worry, it get’s worse” but my favorite line is “At this point don’t bother praying because whoever you’re praying to is going to see you very soon” like bruh 🤣

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

Same.

[@GREEK726]

props to the person who tried this

[@missgurl2353]

Not the prayer joke I can’t lol

[@bustymodeus1203]

"But don't worry" Me: "Okay...?" "it gets worst" *dies*

[@majolko]

Worse*

[@twixking]

Helltaker...

[@cinnamon4541]

lol

[@beehernandez6824]

Bruhhhhh

[@rusc4019]

LMAO

[@gebbo221]

"Don't bother praying, because whoever you're praying to will see you very soon." Wha- oh.. Oh no

[@gon_codm8216]

Oh yess

[@TrueJupiter6000]

I don’t get it

[@Maxim-gj1xd]

@@TrueJupiter6000 cause ur praying to god and yk the dude dies and he visits god cause like he dead

[@domthebomb7278]

I’m praying to the hospital

[@gon_codm8216]

@@domthebomb7278 yhen go to hell

[@SevenEighths06]

"Don't worry, it gets worse" oh thanks mndi I was worried I might be able to sleep.

[@mattbryant8320]

There’s only a handful of chefs that are certified to prepare blowfish.

[@sade-ist7849]

I always find it funny thinking about how many humans had to die during the "trial and error" periods of poisonous foods before they figured out how they could eat it safely. Imagine someone discovers something that looks edible and brings it to a group of people like "hey guys I found something that looks like food, let's eat", then they eat and die, but one spectator that remained alive says to himself "let's try that again"

[@jettysfuneral]

I imagine they did it as dares and it just became tradition

[@CrielOfficial]

As with how everything we know in life came to be today

[@dimitripapadopoulos3196]

Maybe god told them how to eat it

[@crow3230]

"But don't worry, it gets worse." - Hood Nature Also I bet you can't ruin Salmon Sharks!

[@olaoluolowo5223]

He can and he will and it will be entirely your fault.

[@Yikes_Doodles]

Yup

[@LostLagrange]

You better watch and don’t you dare look away from the tragedy you have created!!!

[@Calmdrawlings]

Him;hey but don’t worry😅 IT GETS WORSE.

[@ObiWanKenobi678]

Fun fact: Dolphins get high on tetrodotoxin

[@astropunch7708]

The fact that Mr. Krabs claps Ms. Puff and survives every time is impressive.

[@LostLagrange]

NO… BAD!!!…you have lost your youu tube comments privileges.

[@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife]

🤢🤮🤮🤮 I need to bleach my brain 🤕

[@DToTheB]

😏

[@6idle4ever49]

I love how u made some of these guys on your thread losin their shlt🤣

[@randomanimeaddict123]

NANI?!.... 😂🤣🤣

[@kitkatpita6703]

“There would be no IPhone alarm loud enough to wake you up” Me: *laughing* “Whelp I guess I’ll cancel my alarms then”

[@SIPEROTH]

Is no problem. I have an Android.

[@Clasteau]

LOL, "Don't worry, the person you're praying to will see you real soon."

[@yspegel]

You want to try russian roulette but you don't have a gun so you go to a restaurant that serves this fish......

[@purplehood8418]

I’m sorry, the only thing I could think of after the word poison was said over and over again was: “Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?” ☠️ 🦙🍶

[@captaintenacity8761]

Triple S tier comment 👏🏽👏🏽😭😭

[@kevinpacheco8169]

Oh, riiiiiiiight

[@LuckClover1]

@@kevinpacheco8169 yes that poison!

[@PhoenixMario]

Golden Comment 😭😂

[@hiddenXtreasure01]

Best comment ever

[@LostLagrange]

My face when my dumbass had it at a restaurant as treat for myself on a very lonely birthday. As I’m enjoying my rather delicious meal I notice a few of the staff staring and chatting quite obviously about me, giving no f$&@ of course because I’m American I continue to enjoy, then the chef walks up and asks me how I’m enjoying my meal. “It’s pretty good actually, think I might make this my annual birthday dinner lol.” “I’m just surprised to see you eating it so readily, not many people order this dish because of its potential lethality.” “It’s wut!?….😳…” “Yea, blowfish is a delicacy and very tasty, but if even the slightest mistake is made while preparing it, eating it is fatal.” “Oh…. That’s lovely…” “You didn’t know!???.” “No….” I then finished said meal because by the time this conversation happened I was almost done eating anyway and this wouldn’t have served as much of a warning at that point…

[@hinu4206]

Your birthday gift was living

[@thecloaker5201]

"Super Highschool Level Lucky Student" that title now belongs to you

[@wen1985]

@@hinu4206 damn

[@truck-sama1156]

@@hinu4206 first of all that is the unicorn in destroy mode and second of all I'm boutta isekai your existence into 300 dimensions from here

[@hinu4206]

@@truck-sama1156 lmao

[@demirimamovic6269]

Chinese chefs:"and i cooked that fish"

[@deputyrook6232]

Most poisonous animal in the world: *exists* Humans: "Is that a challenge I hear?"

[@AmyL._orcgirl]

My dad went on a business trip to Japan when I was in high school. My mom made him swear not to try fugu.

[@watermelon7411]

Hes alright right?

[@AmyL._orcgirl]

@@watermelon7411 yeah. Mom was always highly anxious about stuff, but Dad never liked to disappoint her. Plus, high-school, for me, was early '90s, and Dad is still doing great😊

[@zwodderVA]

“So you’re telling me that even the smallest drop can kill me” “Yes” “… I’m going to eat it” “WHY!?”

[@000gemgem]

🤣

[@EpicTonicGamingOP]

I'll be there to hold ur coffin🤣🤣🤣

[@yuugaaoyama7553]

“Why wouldn’t you eat it🙄”

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@yuugaaoyama7553 For some reason whenever a human discovers something new they find a sudden urge to put it In there mouth.

[@yuugaaoyama7553]

@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy ew..

[@henryJBonaparte]

In this case it whould be YOU saying "EUGHG... uuhh" before your everlasting sleep.

[@terredactylus9603]

Okay,so that's going on a list of torture tactics

[@arpitsingh314]

"But don't worry it gets worse" Best line ever said in human history

[@Bomba_drastic]

LoL

[@williepayne1629]

Right bro

[@giigix]

I was searching if someone brought this up 😂😂😂

[@bbaox4408]

Lol. The line that got me was “at this point, don’t bother praying bc whoever you’re praying to is already going to see you very soon” 😂

[@williepayne1629]

@@bbaox4408 right bro...u going to see ur maker....Gon cut straight in line to see him are her