what is my life

[@codycornycollins8978]

Yes mother this is my role model why do you ask

[@aaaaaaanya]

Literally me

[@MarieHJ1964]

Ryan Ross come back I love you, So does Brendon ikr

[@1egg720]

Ryan Ross come back I love you, So does Brendon RYAN ROSS WHY DID HE LEAVE

[@codycornycollins8978]

Panic! At The Discø :3 no idea m8

[@colefreyler8743]

Ryan Ross come back I love you, So does Brendon (goes of camera to get under the covers and reads all three Throam books front to back before the sun comes up... wait, you didn't do that?)

[@lhana2001]

I'm gonna send this to someone who doesn't know Dan with no context

[@zeniapoirot]

Phantastic dodie same

[@satancafe1750]

Phantastic dodie good idea brb

[@whootookmybread443]

Phantastic dodie PHANTASTIC IDEA!! I'm going to die now

[@bethany8836]

Phantastic dodie I did it...

[@kira-wd2jq]

Phantastic dodie I am doing it right now

[@hannah._.1592]

Daniel James Howell, what the hell did i just spend 3 minutes and 32 seconds watching

[@kayleea.322]

Hannah-Susan Howlter you watched art my friend...Art

[@amy_cwwalsh2410]

Hannah L. Another reason why dan's a fail! ( yayy) jk lol

[@dsr2716]

Family: Watcha doing? Me: Watching Dan Howell *Family looks at screen* Family: Go outside

[@july_juli]

DSR You can go outside and feel more alive. Without Twitter, where would you be?

[@phanhowlter8290]

exactly how i feel 😭

[@illmakeuhowell]

I just remembered this exists I feel blessed

[@cherrie5138]

senpai

[@illmakeuhowell]

Elaine Zhang didn't you senpai me today already? xD

[@cherrie5138]

+illmakeuhowell but you are senpai :')

[@me-rf2kt]

+illmakeuhowell same.

[@love_me_2326]

haha !

[@wdrew04]

I just love how Dan was still worried about his hair looking like *that*.

[@tracimoyer9879]

Ikr

[@milkcherry5191]

I just spent 3 minutes of my life watching Dan Howell glue bacon to his face. Worth it.

[@arlo5625]

Don't forget the salami

[@kenzielawhite]

Wait... That was bacon? I thought it was that really thin wood that u floor the house with 😂😂

[@arlo5625]

Lol, it could have been beef jerky

[@chloecoles5005]

I thought it was parma ham XD

[@kenzielawhite]

I thought it was laminated paper 😂

[@itsalyssabtw]

this whole time I'm thinking 'I pick the weirdest people...'

[@itsalyssabtw]

LeighTheFangirl ooooohh okay

[@danielamaya5241]

LeighTheFangirl why did he deleted the video tho

[@itsalyssabtw]

true

[@hopepyrope9591]

its not deleted, just unlisted.

[@heylookitsrach8065]

Literally me when I attempt makeup.

[@susie7807]

lol same

[@inocentbistanderd3558]

Figuratively.

[@virgilisverge]

Same

[@natashalopes8994]

If someone asks who dan is I'm just gonna show them this

[@AvalonKristen]

Nice. I would probably go for the psycho thoughts video hah

[@AvalonKristen]

Yes. I mean, thats pretty much what I did!

[@CinnamonVulpes]

Just gonna be like "you're not my friend anymore" and walk away

[@AvalonKristen]

Yup. I'm definitely not friends with anyone who doesn't like Dan. c:

[@daisyq5948]

Natasha Lopes I showed my best friend this and she asked me what am I doing with my life. -_-

[@isabella-qb5uq]

the music makes this seem almost artisticly beautiful

[@fckgutz]

your username is gold

[@ravenslxnd]

YOUR USERNAME

[@swaggatron4206]

JUT FOR THE RECORD THE WEATHER TODAY IS SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC WITH A GOOD CHANCE OF A. A LITTLE BIT OF MILK OR B. DISINTEREST IN WHAT RYAN ROSS SAYS

[@isabella-qb5uq]

Gina Rodriguez I'M YELLING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[@swaggatron4206]

+London Beckoned For Songs About Ryan Ross WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING (I'm such panic trash ohmygoddd)

[@cheyofhearts]

I like how Dan literally had no emotion. Not even caring that he looks so silly XD

[@candela9278]

Phil: I love Meat! Dan:* does this* DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??!!

[@saddimpledion]

XD YES

[@andramrose123]

My goal is to send this to a random distant family member without context and without answering any of their questions.

[@cathrynoneill1207]

do it

[@camillek7216]

your amazing

[@anotherfangirl6020]

you're

[@Ellen-kq5me]

Omg, yesss please!!

[@captainwatercress]

How did it go?

[@ari-fs3fl]

Dan: I hate bacon Phil:I love bacon Dan:

[@mona-re6zx]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@user-ly9gl5rp7e]

Smother his entire body in bacon

[@moonlightchild7838]

honeymoon luv OMFOSJABA

[@totalweirdo8538]

ari This wins.

[@cupidispretty]

Yessssss

[@noemie2840]

When my friend first told me "be careful if you watch Dan and Phil! Once in the Phandom, always in the Phandom." Well um. Here I am. *cough*

[@mikalalandis6590]

Trash. Just trash. I can relate so much and it sucks coz I'm not allowed to have social media so I was literally crying for like 3 hours... my life isn't complete without a reply from Dan one of my favorite ppl in the world😢😭

[@shaniasstitches8026]

And then when you think it's all over, dan and phil games comes back from a 4 year hiatus and oops, you're trash once more

[@chanelhill7008]

guys, what are we doing with ours lives?

[@nalani5333]

Definitely not wasting our lives

[@unnamedcryptid2827]

idk.... i just, idk...

[@philmeupdad4680]

Graceful Brownie what lives

[@trinitiezank223]

watching this video every day until we die

[@gc0re112]

Amazing things

[@julialestie]

i love how hes really trying to make it work 😂

[@fckgutz]

ikr. he's like, "Gotta make it perfect!"

[@hithere9973]

its bc it was for a video😹😹

[@julialestie]

B. Tolentino ....i know

[@millafox8237]

Oh hey haha! I love you're videos! Funny I find you on here pham lmao

[@shizukuvacuum8401]

Dan should reenact this video🖤

[@sophiagyuk1474]

yesss

[@alexandriadupuis]

He should reenact this video but with Phil's meat instead

[@Kay-uh8kl]

Alexandria Dupuis that was the best reply that could've happened good job 👏

[@majakruschewska6359]

Y E S

[@simplyangelica9786]

YES

[@anitaraggini7695]

wow this video is so deep

[@lexik9128]

Is this what guys do when their home alone??

[@opheliasrue]

PHANTRASH DADDY yes 100% no sarcasm at all

[@lexik9128]

Shay Hawk good to know

[@socialwreck77]

They’re*

[@AlleyCatAlex]

lexi k you mean you dont do this when youre home alone?

[@care4928]

Yup

[@mayakay]

Why does no one speak of this video? And how has dan not privated it yet?

[@hannahcook5087]

This is especially relevant now, seeing as how he recently privated the video he linked to at the start.... 'recently' being months ago

[@for3stspirit]

@@hannahcook5087 Do you know what it was? I've always seen this on mobile and never realized.

[@hannahcook5087]

@@for3stspirit I don't have a computer atm sorry...

[@for3stspirit]

@Hannah Cook It’s all good fam, take your time.

[@idkwhattoputhere7952]

@@hannahcook5087 what was that video that was linked?

[@plasticlawnfurniture]

this is obviously portraying society's standards of beauty. i love abstract art

[@nintando]

I loveeee your profile pic and your comment is so true :)

[@sherlockedforbenedictc.3962]

Wait are you kidding I can't tell

[@mayaaahhh]

I'm watching a grown man glue meat onto his face for like the 5th time...what is my life

[@mayaaahhh]

I just realized what i did

[@SueycrazyAJ]

what would 2015 dan say about this

[@briannacardoza4933]

😂😂😂 cringe attack

[@sylviesouthbell3478]

We need to get him to react to it

[@jules.e279]

+Brianna Cardoza I'm cringing for him.

[@angelicapires6591]

ikr that would be hilarious! xD,lol

[@AshsModeratelyInterestingLife]

I think there's a reason he didn't react to this particular video Cuz u know Was Dan on ever drug ever

[@danielamaya5241]

im concerned that I find this vid incredibly attractive

[@thatonegirl9843]

ur not the only one

[@tashikamala6917]

same, I'm just like "he is do pretty??" and also I'm a lesbian.

[@kayla-fs7wg]

Daniela Maya same omg we r so randum and weird

[@thatonegirl9843]

Tashi Kamala u dont have to be attracted to the same gender to think someone on the opposite is attractive

[@zoeyncle]

Daniela Maya same

[@olivia36341]

I never thought I was going to be in the phandom but here I am watching dan put condements and meat all over his face at 3 am

[@EstieF]

Same it's 1 rn OMG

[@amylyn3357]

the accuracy hurts

[@youknowihadtodoittoem8235]

Same I've known about dan and Phil for about 3 years and I was always like I'm. Not going to watch their videos little did I know they were going to be my KZbin senpai's

[@aglajak669]

OliviasWorld its 3.05 here lol

[@alayarichardson20]

Eyelash Howlter That's way too accurate...

[@Violist99]

How is it possible that his sighs sound British

[@tracimoyer9879]

Ikr howww

[@caitlyn4175]

i just watched three and a half minutes of dan gluing bacon to his face hby?

[@julia-qb3wt]

saaaaame

[@raetime438]

that was not bacon. It was iberian ham

[@jemmalucious9485]

Yup I am with u

[@sarah-uj7pf]

+The Duckling watch the video which pops up to begin with, just click on the link and watch it first! :)

[@howellslion424]

+The Duckling YOU AGAIN

[@sapphireskies682]

i love how dan spent so long making it look perfect, like oh dan bless your perfectionism we would love it just as much if you'd taken 2 seconds to just violently slap it on.

[@emma-mcdonald]

Was his goal to look like a Titan? Cause if so he succeeded with out a doubt.

[@christinerichardson5885]

Oml Yaaas. Attack on titans 😂😂

[@user-ly9gl5rp7e]

+Christine Richardson MIKASA!!!

[@emma-mcdonald]

Drawette I like you... ^~^

[@user-ly9gl5rp7e]

InsertIronicUsernameHere X3

[@phoenixspitfire635]

I SHIP IT

[@Lu-jf6bk]

me the entire video: is that glue why is he putting it on his... what is he- is that meat? dan Dan wha- Dan Dan Dan no Dan no stop Dan wtf are you doing why am I still here is that ketchup Dan why?! STOP RUBBING THINGS ON YOUR FACE DAN *cough cough* not like he hasn't had meat on his face before Dan no Dan no more ketchup ok I give up Dan do what you will *finishes video*

[@ag3174]

LeighTheFangirl I'm very glad me and dan have the same habit of picking at our face

[@Lu-jf6bk]

***** oh. well that makes what he's doing a lot less weird. kinda.

[@ashe2937]

Same....

[@thatfobandtopandpatdfangir5729]

lu W. me too tbh

[@gabipejic8075]

lu W. me too

[@jamie6865]

And this makeup tutorial is called a meat cut crease

[@Imadisonproductions]

i could seriously get lost in those eyes and i'm a llama that's saying something

[@JayGonda]

i want to like this post a million times

[@harpycartoons2695]

Omg. Your a llama? I'm an ostrich!!!

[@CinnamonVulpes]

unicorn buzzard and I'm a Fox!

[@harpycartoons2695]

Лиса и игровом мирЕ Epic screensaver thing bro!

[@Imadisonproductions]

unicorn buzzard LET'S BE FRIENDS OSTRICH BUDDY

[@jvxday]

Petition for Dan to make a skin care line *sign here*

[@ella-zu8ut]

U troller ;-; XD

[@dustyrose192]

Signed

[@michidaisydog1816]

-Signed @MichiDaisydog

[@B3autySparks]

Signed

[@kendrastocker9324]

Signed

[@LucetCorvus]

Things I wonder about this video:1. Why this helps me sleepThings I don't wonder about this video:1. Why he made it2. Why I'm watching it

[@yes9346]

My parents/ friends will never truly understand why I love this goofball so much. Because I don't even know. But I don't mind at all

[@emmelion7064]

That is so much of my life, seriously.

[@MericaGoes]

I swear ... We danosaurs cant explain ..

[@OraNGezRJuiCEy123]

YES SAME They will never understand us danasaurs

[@cherrycolababe9938]

Me when I have 7 exams in a week

[@crankydeer7489]

When you want senpi to notice you

[@epickatturtle6131]

Same

[@williamdoyle1611]

I have my first exams next week

[@rebeckahsscanner1797]

Nobody cares about yo exams

[@jackieandaraceli1003]

+Rebeckahsscanner fu

[@lealea6722]

This is the content I fucking subscribed for. great talent right here

[@StellaForever1000]

I was just concerned he would get the sauce in his eyes and hair

[@graceestescollins2785]

well. thats three and a half minutes of my life that im never getting back. but i dont regret it at all

[@esharamchurn6513]

Grace Estes Collins yup

[@xgayb]

Grace Estes Collins That's 3 1/2 minutes I don't want to get back of my life.

[@BluPeake]

I want to get it back So I can watch it again and again!

[@honeypulford2635]

This.Is.The.Best.Video.I've.Ever.Watched

[@esharamchurn6513]

Honey Pulford yas

[@iggybear3354]

U are weird

[@nerdlingproductions7174]

sabrina harris and you are mean.

[@nerdlingproductions7174]

Agreed.Best.Video.Ever.

[@candpbramhall]

+HardyMartyParty +Zoe Chapman are you age racist I'm ten as well

[@moss1984]

Dan is literally my spirit animal.

[@AshsModeratelyInterestingLife]

Dan and Andy r my spirit animals

[@lexijoiner1820]

Yes

[@nikkirandom1534]

YESS

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

cant tell if your ghost on your profile pic. has arms or BOObies 😄😄😄😄😄😁

[@AshsModeratelyInterestingLife]

+Sunshine Pineapple no puns Get out.

[@niilsaa]

i just sat here for three and a half minutes watching some guy rub bacon and tomato sauce on his face

[@rico-ianbanting1945]

I'm just imagining his parents walking into this

[@amymawhinney505]

Ahahahaha😂😂😂

[@laurenhasleft1086]

They would've been like: Uhmmmmmmm bye

[@raeganbhageraty246]

same

[@stoplookingatmynamethanks1620]

His dad actually did come home in the middle of him doing this. He talked about in another video 😂😂

[@rico-ianbanting1945]

Kristin Savannah Oh I thought that was the yogurt in the procrastination video...

[@totallynotpoisonedsoup8680]

nice titan cosplay dan

[@ashash5755]

is that what this was supposed to be? I honestly don't know what I'm watching.

[@gcrjournals]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@vityanikiforova]

I just thought I should mute this video and let Attack on Titan opening song playing. Thought it was fitting. Don't regret it one bit.

[@isabelle7533]

Ilysm for saying this omg

[@camilleseymour8645]

thank you you have made my life now

[@colepaintroller]

And the colossal titan was born

[@cherrycoke3]

hahaa you made my day

[@thyme4horticulture564]

IT TOOK ME THE WHOLE VIDEO BUT I FINALLY GOT THE MEANING BEHIND IT!!!!!

[@starlesseyes5713]

I was just sat here thinking about how satisfying it would be peeling the glue off afterwards

[@amc4752]

Dans having another mid life crisis

[@caylieolson]

A midlife crisis at age 21

[@lunarm0thh]

existential* but close enough

[@MrDennisreynolds]

+Angela Bartini well he says borh

[@indiamethven1715]

+Angela Bartini he actually mentions both ://

[@lunarm0thh]

+India Methven my bad xD

[@alisaurgent]

I'm pretty sure the title isn't meant for Dan, it's actually for us viewers wondering what our life is now that we just spent 3 and a half minutes watching Dan stick some meat to his face

[@abic.3148]

Dude you just made me think about everything in my life to this point

[@bgbrooklin]

I could just see him waking up that morning/afternoon and just thinking "Im gonna film myself gluing meat and ketchup on my face with no explanation. Brilliant"

[@hloves_blue2994]

He didn't realise it was filming 😂 He said in an interview

[@thatonegirl1617]

He did it for a clip that was in one of his videos.katelin i guess

[@EprilSiDragon]

what is Dan on

[@EprilSiDragon]

***** ooooo that's interesting! Thanks!

[@daisyslusher1281]

+LeighTheFangirl do you know where one can find said video?

[@daisyslusher1281]

***** Thanks!

[@boneless4574]

Dan is on phil uehilcnSORRYuedlj

[@louannmack5192]

Phil ;)

[@courtneywheatley1242]

Me: awwww this was 6 yrs ago!!!IS THAT BACON?!?!!Wow, hes even better now😍😛

[@courtneywheatley1242]

5 Years ago!!!***

[@CreoTan]

"Oh nothing, Mom. I'm just watching a cute British guy glue strips if meat to his face"

[@shelbylogan7679]

You just explained my thoughts

[@maggiemouse2319]

My mom walked in while I was watching it, sighed, then walked out. (BTW nice profile pic :D)

[@owenantrim6590]

How to get acne in a few easy steps

[@ctro23]

literally what I thought

[@gracecantrell2905]

the video he did this in was about Aachen

[@sophieblack5534]

What's acne ?

[@maya-me2mx]

+sophie black pimples

[@personthatmightbeahuman9008]

I can't be the only person who kept imagining someone walking in halfway through the video...

[@deayne_]

colossal titan makeup tutorial by dan howell

[@HellDragon71]

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

[@fio5396]

Same!!

[@geekelique]

Deayne Turi ATTACK ON TITAN

[@AG2012Lover]

That's all I kept thinking! The moment he was done putting the bacon on his face, I was like "DAN YOU'RE THE COLOSSAL TITAN!!"

[@hamsackk]

ohhhh

[@kilahpennington6095]

my cat was on my arm watching this and giving it a weird look

[@gemm9145]

😂

[@gothicGumshoe]

im in tøø many phandøms 😂😂

[@jill1846]

I feel that dan may be the best youtuber now because he has made a 3 1/2 minute video of rubbing a glue stick on his face, applying beef jerky to his face, then adds what looks like ketchup to the masterpiece and does not say a word, crack a smile or laugh until the end *slow claps for the excellence of Daniel james howell*

[@gabriellebudlong298]

How did you know his middle name?

[@jasparphan1998]

Gabrielle Budlong wikipedia

[@gabriellebudlong298]

that's amazing

[@shaunalinay2877]

Gabrielle Budlong i thought his middle name was just common knowledge... or maybe im a stalker, because because before jason and karim were outed as sexual abusers i knew their second names even though they didnt put them on the internet.

[@RioBoBio]

Why the calming music is what I want to know.

[@artsyebonyrose]

I found this incredibely, inticingly relaxing, strangely enough. That's why I watched it all the way through, concentrating my mind on every single movement - every single thing you did.... Thank you for sharing this moment with me. I will never forget it. ((God, I'm a weirdo.... 0.0))

[@shanaynayhammerlove5044]

I know what you mean! It reminded me of ASMR makeup tutorials, but it's better... because it's Dan putting meat on his face.

[@artsyebonyrose]

Shanaynay Hammerlove omg YESSS

[@hibavuzna]

i think it was the background music.

[@trashcannottrashcant3887]

D**khead who I don't know why I talk to:So who's this Dan guy you're obsessed with? Me:*Shows them this* Him:.........ummmmmmmm. Me:Yup this is one of the guys I dedicate my life to.*Proud smile* Him:Ok WTF is this?! Me:Art.Pure art.

[@trashcannottrashcant3887]

Bc I want to and I can.

[@tum431]

Sozzy Taylor Next up on things that never happened...

[@CheyJayBrab]

I want 2015 Dan to react to this

[@liviapetrillo6833]

So do I, that would be the best thing.

[@saintenby]

+Phantastic Phanana Why not both instead?

[@JuliaN-fi9zw]

*cough cough* 2016 *cough*

[@kenzisaley6077]

I want 2016 Dan to react to this

[@meghanwingler8440]

+Kenzi Saley omg I was having a MAJOR cringe attack the whole video

[@sarahdianewarren]

Dan: does this to face Zero acne Me: accidentally brushes hand across chin The next day: ACCCNEEEE SO MUCH IF IT EVERYWHERE !!1!11!!!

[@saskiabananas]

Its the fact that he stares right into the camera as he does it, its like hes staring into your soul. Also I kinda want to lick his face...

[@ioanapopescu707]

Omg what?!!!

[@Jazzielol2000]

I was just about to say the same thing! I understand

[@char1211]

Thomas Perry Yes, we do

[@lauralennard3744]

But there is actually glue on his face...

[@char1211]

Laura Lennard But there's also ham.......and ketchup...

[@emmasutherland5177]

Me: Dan is an inspirational man. He’s more than just a comedian, he spreads education. He’s one of my biggest role models in life. Dan:

[@helpidontknowwhattoput3099]

my dog won't stop giving me strange looks as I watch this video.

[@singingsince08]

To be fair, you still look better than me on a good day .-.

[@seorikkuns]

am i the only one thinking "what the hell is he doing?"?

[@triplethesixes6483]

charlie.hallon I think everyone is

[@doge5106]

Obviously no

[@garbagefrog]

i love how 4 years later we still dont have an explination for thisXD

[@DesmondsZoo]

This video explains it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hae6nqiqqt1jZsU&src_vid=iiHE8ADOY-M&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_368998 It was in the making of special effects for another video

[@arbubbles876]

@Jazzy you are my savior!

[@DesmondsZoo]

Haha you're welcome :)

[@alexkunis2516]

Now 5 years

[@dizzidsdr658]

i smell like beeeeef

[@falyerta9120]

YES!!!!!

[@cloudboybebop]

HAHA 😂😂😂

[@MidnightOpal]

BEST COMMENT AWARD

[@sofiapalanques8743]

Oh my god! I'm literally crying with laughter

[@NK-zb9dv]

I'M DYING OMGGG

[@speculus8645]

That awkward moment when you want to eat meat off of a KZbinr's face.

[@opheliasrue]

Specs Dragon same and I'm a vegetarian

[@queenwholesome9511]

who wouldn't?

[@k.sharma6104]

mood

[@caitlynbradford402]

Send this video to your friends with no explination

[@Artechiza]

LET'S ALL DO THIS

[@bellak1828]

I'm gonna do that rn at like 3 am.

[@jennyjayes6360]

Challenge accepted

[@emmelion7064]

Best idea ever!!!

[@maisie7541]

sent! 😂

[@mimz8427]

sister just walked in ...then straight back out ... This is awkward, oh well better make an excuse before she tells my mum

[@munkyzrcewl2092]

same thing happened but with my dad...

[@hehehaha5136]

Help it's almost 2 a.m. and I was trying not to laugh loudly and instead made a realy weird noise

[@mimz8427]

Erika Jennings Litterally happens to me all the time

[@sarahabbott8013]

Why has this not come back to haunt him yet?!?!

[@evakewley6881]

Still wondering

[@zoeyncle]

I feel connected with you in a spiritual way dan. This art is just so incredibly connected with my everyday life. We are now synced as one. We are now related as one. I am so inspired to do this now. Thank you Dan Howell, For being a spiritual leader.

[@damarahbryant3807]

The starch in the glue tightens the pores making the face appear smooth and healthy. While the meat and ketchup replace oils in dry skin, all of this together makes Dan's face supple and gives him that glowing complexion.

[@aleksandr3459]

Dan is now a true Titan. :3

[@aleksandr3459]

Actually no. Dan when Phil isn't home

[@infiniteprismcoll]

+Aylee macdougall Yep :D

[@infiniteprismcoll]

+Aylee macdougall Yep :D

[@kittykatjagirl]

Dan was a Titan before it was cool. :P

[@pandabear8475]

May I just say that I love Dan's eyes?! I have blue eyes, so I absolutely love his brown eyes. I could just get lost them for ever. His eyes were pretty much where my focus was the whole video. Sorry if I sound like a creeper, but it's true.

[@cassiegrace8329]

May Diamond i feel like this is what everyone feels like while watching this video like how can you not

[@PansarellaAJ]

***** Omg I love black eyes I think that they are pretty unique and just really pretty But think about it like this: Your eyes are Dan's favorite color (I'm pretty sure?) My eyes are a slightly darker shade than his and aren't as pretty but his and Phil's eyes could make hearts melt I swear to god

[@PansarellaAJ]

***** lmao but srsly appreciate your eyes because I've never met anyone with them and I think they might be a little rare?

[@caitycrowder5729]

I have two different colored eyes, one brown, one blue. Some people make fun of me for it, but my cat (not the one in the picture, my other cat, I have 2 cats) has 1 brown 1 blue. I personally like my eyes

[@boliwka323]

I have brown eyes and i hate them but i love his brown eyes. Is that weird

[@KeaLeonna]

I thought he was cosplaying as a skinless titan.

[@Cobalt_CO]

How the hell did he do this with a straight face!?

[@charchar0130]

this looks like a terrible titan cosplay tutorial

[@rafa-kt5br]

Omg

[@ldekker97]

Best comment I've read today. Possibly this week. Nah MONTH

[@lecroix7043]

I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THAT OML

[@epickatturtle6131]

U just made my life

[@dumbbitch1141]

OMFG 😂😂👏👏

[@kelmer9127]

danYUL that better have been nontoxic glue..

[@katie8574]

mmm baby can't you see

[@sickomode9524]

+Gudetama OH MY

[@averii_i3134]

+Gudetama Jesus christ

[@cherlinemaurice]

+Gudetama you had to go there😂😂

[@gc0re112]

_BABY CANT YOU SEE--_

[@Anjellike1]

My thoughts: - I thought this was a beauty hack that actually worked and when he said "seriously?" at the end, it was him genuinely reacting to it working! - Then it looks like tragic art of some kind. Like some Jean-Michel Basquiat type shit, but NOPE! It's just Dan lol!!! - Lastly, he made sure to use that last bit of Heinz to make this video a success. Good for you, love!lmao XD

[@sarawilson3149]

I just wasted three and a half minutes of my life. Worth it.

[@sarawilson3149]

Well since it was Dan I would not really consider it a waste.

[@aditimukundan8251]

DAN PLEASE REACT TO THIS!

[@micahway4565]

RECREATE IT

[@Katiebuglentz]

yess

[@jaylaa6790]

Yes Dan react to this please

[@emmascello]

OMG YESSSS

[@ag3174]

Recreate 😂😂

[@gotikcicamacaa]

i want sorsha to come here and judge this bean just so i can make fun of her more

[@tatjanamilosavljevic1339]

THE BEST FREAKIN IDEA EVER!

[@gotikcicamacaa]

why did this get so many likes the fuCK

[@mylouhedwig678]

YES HAHAH

[@jackienguyen345]

Mum, meet Daniel James Howell ;D

[@kaywacore]

Dan is the only one who can still look completely adorable with bacon and ketchup on his face

[@Skibbswalker]

Why does this remind me of little babies ice cream commercials?

[@romanjoye4808]

i dont know of god i just thought of it like that too xD

[@romanjoye4808]

*oh not of

[@hannahluu958]

The music and the creepiness..

[@alissedh]

there's a reason for my bacon-y skin. and why i shine with ketchup. i eat little baby's face bacon (idek okay)

[@scazdog]

I LOVE LITTLE BABIES ICECREM...

[@katielockwood6778]

I personally think it's a great look for ya dan

[@katielockwood6778]

OMG YAAAAAS FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS XD :P

[@mayamelito]

Just like the beauty gurus.

[@OraNGezRJuiCEy123]

OKAY GUYS WAHT so as I was watching this lovely video, I wanted to know what the name of the song was so I searched it up. The song was made in October 24th 2006. October 24th is the day dan and phil met. 2006 is when Phil started making videos.Coincidence?

[@OraNGezRJuiCEy123]

***** wait wAHT OML

[@wolfprincess7993]

How would you know that just a little bit creepy how you everything about them

[@bettypalfreman6343]

What is the song called?

[@madisonclements4150]

Uh ya probably

[@puddleduckxox3125]

+CheshireChels if you don't know everything about them you aren't a true fan, true fans stalk them and know basically there while entire life

[@imchoking6919]

Dan, i've been wondering for 6 years .. what were you doing in this video?

[@aceroselily]

+Baka akaB it's the behind the scenes for a video called Self-mutilation. If you watch on a computer there's a link to that video

[@imchoking6919]

ooooooooo

[@savannahbiersackxx]

The video isn't up anymore?

[@manlysailormoon3063]

+Liliana Cazares is there anyway we can find it?

[@humbg_]

Exitsentail crisis for the title maybe? BUT WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING.

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

when phil only likes black boys

[@gingersoso5919]

DELETE THIS

[@fckgutz]

oh my god

[@scaredpotteryouwish.7168]

😂😁😃

[@max-ms3hh]

ohm

[@erika24692]

OMG

[@Sage_21]

Christmas with my family in the other room and I'm sitting here watching this

[@007order007]

10/10 great make-up tutorial will try in the future

[@rachelturnbull8165]

I think it would be just perfect for everyday wear.

[@newgeneration2634]

nice

[@ranicornmustach5662]

Just a casual summer look

[@daniellabaker3935]

If you use slices of hotdogs it should also work for autumn.☺

[@daniellabaker3935]

Also, porkchops would be great for a first date ;)

[@roseslugi]

Surely im not the only annoyed that HE DIDN'T USE CAPITALS IN THE TITLE RIGHT??!?! right?

[@charlottetheunicorn8218]

its his a e s t h e t i c

[@hellomynameisfinn4797]

you are my dude it's just the aesthetic these days

[@MorganGrammer]

when does he ever use caps or punctuation of any kind

[@riverashe1262]

what. the. fuck. did i just watch. was that bacon???? and ketchup? and glue? so many questions that cant be answered x(

[@fiyowna]

Its beef jerky... I guess

[@fionamckenzie9271]

It looks like parma ham, not bacon

[@riverashe1262]

ham, bacon, its all pig meat.

[@ThunderCuck9000]

im preetty sure its pancetta

[@riverashe1262]

wtf is pancetta?

[@bluemonkiecheese23]

even with meat on his face he still makes sure his fringe is perfect