Double Dare Fail

[@tessagrey3204]

"an unpleasant creamy surprise in my mouth, my disguise is foiled and my story telling lacks depth." really dan

[@tessagrey3204]

Ah I'm not surprised I leave a lot of comments lol. Nice name btw

[@StarryIceW0lf]

I love how he manages to look completely bored telling the story

[@phibbles3838]

"Would you like to hear a story" "No" "It was the summer of 2001, Joe meets Patrick and he's like 'Yo, I know about music'..."

[@brookerenee66]

Then patrick says, "yo, I know more about music."

[@Taylor-fj8xq]

Then jo say "let's start a band"

[@user-up6yt1hd2x]

And then Patrick's like “yeah”

[@morganwiles2473]

Phoebe Winchester And then a wild Gerard Way flew in and Pete Wentz joined them for an emo trash party.

[@rhi6321]

and then brendon spills beer on himself and yells at people for taking it away

[@ncc9610]

"an unpleasant creamy surprise in my mouth" That sounds so wrong..

[@leximiller7634]

At least it was unpleasant

[@macanii]

Nye Covington No. It sounds so right. ;)

[@hanjiizone]

Must've been "hanging out" with Phil again.

[@smokevisions6000]

skankhunt42 ikr......

[@freyarothery7112]

The description....really Dan.

[@jordana9685]

An unpleasant creamy surprise😂

[@anzilf7075]

+Malley99 Omfg i was looking for a comment about it! you are god.

[@ashleighrash242]

+Malley99 I had the same thought.

[@jacquelineokeke1286]

Anything is an innuendo if you think long and hard about it.

[@junofrancis]

+Jacqueline Okeke Did you just...

[@euanscholes]

crabstickz takes nearly as long to answer his phone as he does to upload a video

[@sheridanockey]

Still accurate

[@natashaO-O]

still accurate

[@saraaavelazquez]

THAT SMILE AT THE END OMFG

[@monicajohnston8034]

read the description.

[@siryoshi2815]

😂😂im literally crying😂😂

[@jaya9298]

"Unpleasant creamy surprise in my mouth"

[@mollywescott5231]

+Monica Johnston currently writing the dare fic jk jk

[@monicajohnston8034]

Killjoy Molly Please don't give anyone ideas

[@Sarah-tr8wp]

+Monica Johnston Killjoys are full of ideas

[@nolongeractive2581]

THIS BOI GREW UP TO QUICKLY MY GOD THIS WAS FIVE YEARS AGO JFC

[@natashaO-O]

make that.. 9 years ago

[@gaiasol8985]

The amount of hate in his eyes when he made the prank call...

[@sylence218]

Dan makes me want to do strange things. Like go get my brother at 3 in the morning and call our local 7/11 and ask if they'd like to hear a story.

[@ashandrei8598]

The first sentence sounds so wrong... I wasn't expecting that for the rest of the comment.

[@smokevisions6000]

Ash and Rei me either....... my mind is horrible

[@alisinnamon]

This has 222 likes and I dont want to ruin it....

[@Ickymunches]

Phangirl 4 Life I just did XP

[@kiralee1201]

Despite having watched and known about this video for years, I only just realized that you putting a spoonful of fat and gross into your face was the thing I'd asked you to do. Unless there were multiple people asking you to eat a spoonful of mayonnaise and butter, this was my doing. I am sorry. I'd made one of my friends do it a few days prior to you asking for dares and I just.... I didn't think you would, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. (but no i'm not actually sorry that was funny as shit i regret nothing)

[@HellDragon71]

lol

[@rae3018]

well

[@natashaO-O]

i love everything about this comment

[@accioyoongi]

lmao

[@2001xp]

Kira has Anyone ever told U taht Ur awesome

[@kellysmith1935]

The Cat >•< Whiskers Come From Within!!

[@elsierose3021]

chris is sooo chill about the story, love it

[@lindseytaylor3793]

Would you like to hear a story? "Hey Dan, can we get a hamster?"

[@candiedlemonz]

nO

[@sharonkeny3882]

PHIL'S EYELASH I have been waiting for you eyelash senpai

[@theamazingcrybabyisnotonfi5040]

Sister Daniel NOOO OMG STAHP

[@annam5573]

Sister Daniel no this is not what I signed up for

[@jordyn2491]

Sister Daniel did I ask

[@em-ym7gx]

Dan, let me just tell you. You're attractive 111% of the time. Literally.

[@SixtySecondYoga]

Especially with that dimple when he smiles it's so cute!! 😆

[@reneekgTM]

Our Infinite Story SO FUCKING TRUE BRUH

[@ellepowsner9302]

Our Infinite Story This comment is also 111% true.

[@lazaro2035]

the description is fanfic material right there

[@dexvoanmillerknight9589]

lazaro perez ikr

[@michelleli1112]

You are so DAMN attractive ALL THE TIME not sometimes okay?

[@kmations4049]

Michelle Li lol agreed

[@irenex9241]

is it just me or has he grown up so much???

[@39abc93]

he has indeed

[@randomjenn5004]

i miss the truth or dare videos...

[@natashafournier1046]

yeah.

[@natashafournier1046]

yeah.

[@loser187]

a little to much.. sad

[@PoisonCat10]

"Would you like to hear a story" "Eh... K" "Phil said: "Dan, can we buy a hamster? I always wanted a hamster."..."

[@AddyPopenhagen]

+Msp - BlackWulf no

[@destinymayberry5588]

I just cringed so hard

[@videogabe_0]

+Msp - BlackWulf You went there.

[@Sarah-tr8wp]

+Msp - BlackWulf the hat fic

[@jaclynrenee8137]

I read that today bc I saw it everywhere ....it was a bad choice

[@lydialou8563]

Butter... Ok not so bad Mayonaise... HOLD THE FRACK UP

[@chloestump8115]

Backwards for me

[@pandadancers9606]

There once was a boy who had a horse. The horse ate the boys eyebrow. The end.

[@lukespenguin7564]

I have found my people

[@EmilyMoran]

yaas

[@noellefritz5678]

My brother wrote his first story when he was little. He wrote it on like 5 pieces of paper for everyone in the family and he stood in front of us and read it: "There once was a boy. He had a toy. He lost it then he found it, the end." It was adorable

[@user-zu8kk4zk3r]

"dan mail 4 is coming soon" aha um..

[@phxboa6137]

-Phil Blooper Laugh-

[@KellyWelly6]

*5 years later* aha um..

[@elionstandby]

* more years later * aha um

[@bysirene]

do you want to hear a story? "dan mail 4 is coming soon" dan said, but it never happened. the end.

[@Laura-yd9fo]

I love how Chris goes along with it

[@briannabarber4039]

"Dan mail 4 coming soon" YAY *stares into the void for five years* Ummm Daniel..? Di- did you forget something..?😂😂

[@sadgirlworld8380]

I can't even swallow mayonnaise and I was gagging just watching you put it on the spoon

[@meenauuu652]

same here omf

[@jay-js2pb]

It's times like these where I realize that I watch this guy's future every day...

[@ameliobenshwav5406]

When Dan put his finger to his lips and shushed the camera when he was calling the first guy I'm like "Seriously? You think we'll make noise?" XD

[@ourrandomworld4682]

Phil could have been in the same room maybe?

[@ameliobenshwav5406]

Maybe XD If he wasn't then that's just silly lol. Phil usually says at least ONE thing if he works the camera or something.

[@ameliobenshwav5406]

As I said earlier, he probably would've said or done something, or have been mentioned. Plus, Dan has a tripod and usually uses that.

[@physicallycrazymentallycre5826]

He didn't even look at the camera

[@ameliobenshwav5406]

He did look at the camera :|

[@ladyayadevis9911]

Give this man a round of applause

[@DollCraftsRPawesome]

0:31 ACTUALLY all the time

[@pauldickinson3961]

2:07 the nebula is flipping me off

[@batsh.t]

SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICED

[@opal5799]

I'm crying.

[@Slaywhatyouwannaslay402]

Dan literally said Phil’s new cheese video that he loves mayo so much he eats it by the spoonful…

[@el_ze429]

"I'm so attractive sometimes" Me: you are attractive all the time

[@MookieB]

"I'm so attractive sometimes" *narrator voice* this was not one of those times

[@narissax]

Dan wanting to be tan is the funniest thing

[@serenaglover1197]

I’m writing this at 2018 and it’s hard to believe this is the same Dan

[@cclwchtr9046]

am I the only one who loves mayo??? Funny how americans seem to hate it that much

[@lexydoublel100]

he's English you doof

[@spookithh]

I'm American and I eat mayo I don't know why a lot of Americans don't eat mayo

[@cclwchtr9046]

LexydoubleL I know he's english. But a lot of americans (from other videos) hate it ... So, quiproquo but I love how you insulted me. "Doof" XD

[@cheyennemiller4563]

I'm American and I live mayo

[@cclwchtr9046]

Cheyenne Miller I love this typo. Don't you change it!

[@goomy_den]

I love how serious Dan's face is when he is doing the calls. It's like "Meh..."

[@kellibeck7935]

there was once an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, every died. the end.

[@thejigsawtimess]

I love how Chris is totally nonplussed by the fact there's supposedly a random guy ringing him up and telling him a story about a horse dying.

[@wonsnoj5518]

The description is my favourite thing about this video.

[@Muisterd]

Okay, thanks Dan, for giving me mental images of a mixture between mayo, butter and your spit in a toilet. Thank you Dan Howell.

[@nicoledantes6519]

dan ur always attractive

[@petewentzfrommychemicalrom5091]

did anyone read the first line of the description...........?

[@user-tt4xe2lr8g]

pete wentz from my chemical romance holy shitu

[@b3vee]

pete wentz from my chemical romance yeah

[@starlost7285]

pete wentz from my chemical romance Oh god

[@MspVideeo]

i literally got a tear in my eye because i can't laugh right now i have to be quiet but ioghÄAPöj

[@Unknown-onyx]

>•< cat whiskers

[@stahpit6788]

"Would you like to hear a story?" "Uh, sure." "Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub, a towel under his knees…" Damn, someone already did this joke.

[@cyb3rd1v4]

0:36 "Sometimes" You're always attractive. There is no such thing as 'sometimes'

[@jasp043]

can u believe how much kinder and softer he has gotten

[@jesuissarah434]

Omg when he was calling his friend my phone rang and I got really excited and then I realized I was watching a video and I got sad :(

[@t00l.sh3d]

“would you like to hear a story?” “no.” “once upon a time, there was a boy named dan-”

[@amandahamill4957]

Dan. I just puked-.-You got me the day off school thanks:)

[@Mmc.879]

it's 2020, I'm stressed as FCK, I barely slept last night, and youtube reccomended this to me so ✌🏻 time to watch

[@scenequeen4332]

0:33 yes!!! How do you not know how cute you are?!

[@themcnoobeses5935]

Thanks for an extract from the never ending story! The really sad bit.

[@CaityCookies02]

Do you like all time low

[@dannyboi2719]

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[@outdaisy0xox675]

"Im so attractive sometimes" SOMETIMES???????

[@jodi2827]

Why have i only seen this today omf

[@Shannon6B]

"A unpleasant creamy surprise in my mouth" DANIEL JAMES HOWELL WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO

[@kfc6428]

Any body read the first line of the description and just be lik: WTF??!!

[@sianara]

KFC AHHHH ;-;

[@r3draccoon]

YES

[@cartermarshall3205]

So perfect

[@hot_garbage1477]

“an unpleasant, creamy surprise” dan you’re used to it now was it really a surprise?

[@Gamergurl1405]

HOW AM I ONLY JUST NOW FINDING THIS MAGICAL SECOND ACCOUNT!!???

[@catmurphy2891]

Dan you look so proud of yourself after the phone call with crabstickz ends. So proud.

[@ellis51773]

That awkward time when you are friends with Voldemort irl

[@lolafairs2673]

edaciousellis HOW WHY WHAT HOW

[@frannew986]

i love it that chris just carrys on with it pmsl

[@heyitslei5415]

Danyul u liar u and filup are always byutiful

[@katelyndunn3602]

I love crabstickz reaction, he just totally went along with it!

[@sallyskees-helly802]

i was Watching this with A completely straight face... Then he Dropped the spoon.

[@MysticPhonk-cp1rc]

Dan never fails to impress and amuse the shit out of me

[@santies96]

Ok, he shouldn't humiliate himself like this just becase he's told to...

[@Theveryevilturtle]

He's not told to he asked for the truths and dares for a video. He wouldn't do anything he was completely uncomfortable with. :D

[@xxxluckyredvixenxxx8270]

"Hello?" "Would you like to hear a story?" (Straight face) -_- "There once was a boy..."

[@samantha8929]

"An unpleasant creamy surprise in my mouth..." Oh Dan. Smh.

[@courtxx9]

WHY IS EVERYTHING YOU DO SO HILARIOUS

[@scruffy1b]

some time? how bout all the time

[@ZeldaGirl5]

That prank call made my life. I'm in pain from the laughter.

[@Foggybutwithanunderscore]

XD LOL OMG I LOVE THAT LAST PART IM DIEING

[@oliveisgroovy]

And now we've just received footage of a terrified Dan huddled in the corner crying under a blanket.

[@notworthwatchingsrsly5443]

When I forgot what Dan was doing I thought he was pouring shampoo instead of mayonnaise

[@LittleLyrics1234]

i love how serious he is when the phone is ringing

[@JoeySwinkola]

That mayonnaise looks like sunscreen.

[@lieutenyant3360]

Yet another genius thing uploaded on my birthday. I AM ON A ROLL TONIGHT

[@kenzish]

Happy belated birthday :)

[@edenshoemaker4222]

2:00 is that cloud in the upper left flipping us off? :(

[@butterluver1211]

yes it is XD

[@CompletelySherlocked]

I think I would have died laughing if, when Chris said yes to a story, you said, "Once upon a time there was a man called Gregory..."

[@mirjae9088]

Dan, I DARE you to wash your face and your hair and your teeth AT THE SAME TIME using the proper cleaning supplies for each area.

[@PoojithaTanjore]

I do this every Morning ....very efficient

[@helena8678]

"Would you like to hear a story?" " No" " Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub... "

[@reym2599]

What does his shirt say?

[@mel-zv7lz]

Dan:I'm so attractive sometimes Me: YOU'RE ALWAYS ATTRACTIVE😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@Kuraikagenoryu]

There once was a boy and the boy had a horse and one day the horse ate the boy -story done-

[@Jjongts]

dan's smile at the end sooooo adorable!!!!!

[@unoriginalname9350]

0:31 you're so attractive all the time, dan.

[@TheAwkwardAlexandraa]

The description got my dying. An unpleasant creamy surprise in my mouth I'm so dirty. LOL

[@jaedacharlery8421]

0:43 you look like a baby dino

[@jamesharvey5530]

" do you want to hear a story" "hello" " do you want to hear the tale of Darth plageuis the wise"

[@kyliecrown533]

There was a girl who would eat mayonnaise mustard and ketchup mixed together by the spoonful

[@thelegacyofisadoraisphantr6494]

That girl....Is me.

[@MomokoRoripoppu]

would you like to hear a story? I completely lost it. Dan! Stop making me laugh when im supposed to be asleep!

[@marymoore63]

"an unpleasant creamy surprise in my mouth" DAN WTF

[@technokitty-of7jw]

Dan dan dan plz do the ice bucket challange for asl? Als?? Idk but plz plz do itljkethis comment if u theink he shod do it

[@Mcdevittas2499]

Like this comment if Techno needs to learn some grammar

[@charlottepoole495]

Ashlyn M yup he does but he could be 60 and a tech man or woman and hates grammar

[@Mcdevittas2499]

xD true

[@chansondelapluie]

I love how all Chris had to say was that it lacked depth (or whatever, I couldn't quite understand). He probably knew it was Dan, but he didn't even ask why he was calling to tell him a story.

[@lilysaunders2151]

I couldve sworn that was sunscreen and vaseline...

[@mariaangelagalvez739]

he looks so shy in here he's all grown up now 😭😭😭😭

[@ag3174]

Anyone notice someone knocked on the bathroom door during the first dare

[@lydia129]

Alma G when?

[@ag3174]

Lydia Cochrane around 0:21 seconds

[@biankafern7713]

that was the fucking music