What is osu!portable ???

[@rJuse1]

welcome back Albert Einstein! now pin me ty

[@SquashyBoy]

why would you even want to get pinned on a shitty video xD

[@rJuse1]

Because i always laugh when i watch your videos

[@SquashyBoy]

im blushing xoxo also maybe shitting currently but meh.

[@SquashyBoy]

honestly i just got exposed

[@teejayjee8422]

Kizumi You're fucking funny, need more subs

[@pafait]

imagine being in the subway, minding your business and you hear *CLICK THE CIRCLES*

[@JudeTheYoutubePoopersubscribe]

I'd love it

[@stolpa9211]

ill scream

[@jackstezsavage3815]

*TO THE BEAT*

[@pyndr0p_]

I would start yelling and then jam out lmao

[@Ravist-P]

I'd click every circle in the subway

[@Dragonbyte]

1:49 thought he has cocaine on his tablet

[@nottheprogram]

it worned out.

[@kirayu1]

@@nottheprogram nah the cocaine just stuck itself there

[@tree427]

how else are you supposed to get a good play? play more? pfft

[@imaperson9582]

@@tree427 I'm kinda concerned for you, stranger on the internet...

[@msmac3129]

Omg bro cocaine omfg :0

[@eriomirg]

This kid living in 4018

[@SquashyBoy]

bc

[@melreanimated4806]

If this is about the bus thing Singapore has had that for a pretty long time

[@godwannabe8976]

No he lives in 05U

[@niktowynikt2587]

He isn't kid

[@theguyman256]

Imagine entering a subway and then hear osu start up

[@schmidt_sadi]

1:48 Lol i thought that's cocaine

[@TokuMGTT]

**rips a fat line off of my osu tablet**

[@ely1725]

"Ah, time to overstream 222 BPM."

[@ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszzq4429]

same

[@lolcraft1337]

While we live in 2018 this guy lives in 3018

[@josie3633]

he lives in 3012 kappa

[@BliwTheKingOfTheCera]

wE aDapT to THe siTuatIOn

[@ipodnano22]

10018

[@adampetrowski]

@@ipodnano22 good name XD

[@justapples4289]

im in 2019 idk bout you

[@princesslantaya2012]

1:12 *me staring at the fps counter* Also me : wait, that's illegal

[@goaw134]

@@suppr3ss3d87 *impossible*

[@shallowcombos8433]

i get 2000 fps though..

[@shallowcombos8433]

ik thats a joke, dont say whoosed

[@MrTinkerDoodle]

its legal if you have the money

[@paoo4915]

How that illegal

[@meme_wizard706]

300IQ hacks and editing skills

[@SquashyBoy]

not sure if 300iq but its prob around 60-69iq

[@FlutterDashClop]

3:11 My FAVORITE!!!!!

[@himerosen]

Same haha

[@Munekiyo]

How he make this ? xD

[@chegamer851]

same lmao omfg

[@markneilmandaguit2010]

Same hahahhaha that's funny part he's lucky because there's no security guards hahah

[@Yorai1212]

FlutterDash_Clop how he did it lol

[@HaHaBear]

wtf this kid is literally casey neistat

[@SquashyBoy]

omg arent you from narrators streams or something. recall seeing your name :3 also respect for your rankkk

[@vinzent9775]

*Use an adapter*

[@invalid.code.8164]

Miraie 2.0*

[@oceanlawnlove8109]

i think its his former self

[@_something__8]

"kid"

[@billross4040]

2:43 I didn't know apple doesn't have usb, haha that's hilarious

[@misty7822]

it’s only for the newer models, they used to have

[@PyroFTB]

@julian brito tbf, usb c is pretty good, it charges devices a shit ton faster and could be plugged in any orientation.

[@YakkYack]

lol just in store so u can do sketch shit

[@Tomek1949]

MacBooks only have USB-C, but the 2021 MacBook Pro has all kinds of ports except for USB-A.

[@calliedesu]

3:04 actually loved this bit so much

[@mephistosimp3873]

2:59 had me dying lmao

[@farrele9629]

What happen

[@luviedacarrot9152]

@@farrele9629 he plugged usb into a laptop at a pc store, the staff definitely worry that ur usb has virus

[@farrele9629]

@@luviedacarrot9152 ooh ok thanks

[@Lishwimp]

@Luvie DaCarrot xd

[@crazycsiw6404]

"you have to take out the usb and stop playing oso"

[@ronaldonater]

The bus and the subway lmfaoooo

[@thenecromancer7487]

xd

[@hebunsan]

And put Boku no Pico OP 10 hours

[@ThisIsRust]

if only people were on the bus

[@angerberd7829]

Is that actually real

[@hello23241]

@@angerberd7829 nah i don't *THINK* so oof

[@QualityRips]

"THIS IS FLASHLIGHT 2.0" stated by the amazing inventor Squshy Boi

[@Benjaneb]

By adding an adapter it will adapt to the situation.

[@sicklymoonlight]

2:08 Upper Thomson Road and osu! on a bus. The perfect combo.

[@elizabethong35]

Lucky Terrarian was tryna look at that street sign to find out that location

[@zenyros]

Miraie's long lost brother?!

[@SquashyBoy]

but im gay

[@LunarEdge7]

Squashy Boy Subbed.

[@I_Am_Brick]

You could've rickrolled the entire subway system-

[@manidkwhaputhere]

Did you realize that the thumbnail was an usb wifi adapter with osu sticker on it??

[@S_E_Mir]

4:01 fail, we see stick

[@maname8974]

That is where the funny is

[@unteach]

unlike 99% of meme osu videos, this was actually pretty damn well made and funny, good job dude, keep it up

[@FoxFXdesigner]

3:13 can you really do that?

[@mangofxosu8364]

Fox FX you watch him too, btw I’m mangoFX

[@Ayur_Baturov]

It’s fake, dude or joke🤷‍♀️

[@akasakasvault7597]

Hitorigoto in the subway... IM GOING TO JAIL

[@Saoshi_]

@@Ayur_Baturov joke

[@dojimanoryu1]

real xd

[@izee4814]

i have never laughed so much than at 2:19 XD

[@elaxgameplays5935]

Genji Shimada ikr?

[@thequackingklovn7190]

Does it really work?

[@izee4814]

the quacking klovn idk if you was joking but no this video is just a joke lol

[@sprity7777]

Same bro XD

[@Toki90towa]

2:39 imagine it going DADADADADADADADADADA

[@oscarmcfly7338]

XDDDD

[@kohiyt]

is this Miraie 2.0 Edit:I mean Miraie from the Future

[@SquashyBoy]

wait theres a miraie 2.0? i think you got the wrong channel m8 this is the squashyboy channel

[@kohiyt]

lol like i mean the Miraie from the Future

[@SquashyBoy]

i come from 209bc dk what you talking about

[@kohiyt]

oh shit

[@ChronicalV]

Miraie from the mirai

[@Kinako_hosiyomi]

2:05 Squashy: This is Flashlight 2.0 Me: Isn't this Hidden 2.0?

[@adasgulbinas9774]

Miraie 2.0???

[@SquashyBoy]

miraie is a youtuber tho. im a mess :1

[@cherryunie]

u read my mind.

[@yunuscarlsalaritan3603]

3:17 what music is it playing at the skateboard

[@lobotemi]

hitorigoto - claris

[@CriticalAdventure]

hitorigoto on dt

[@kurumi1266]

you will get in jail if you download the song

[@SentisangTAier]

#1 . Miraie #2 . Squashy Boy #3 . Tokaku

[@cheapphos3842]

2 Singaporean 1 Hong Kong

[@cheapphos3842]

mamagg96 how bout beast?

[@harrytang4012]

totaku is best

[@Luchaeyoung]

@@cheapphos3842 isn't miraie a Malaysian?

[@NikoNC]

@@cheapphos3842 Miraie's from Malaysia dude

[@retiredproject7602]

Good boy

[@SquashyBoy]

nice voice

[@D1ttu]

Narrator Sir where is FGsky is a Hacker

[@omgal3xx]

Has PPY added smoke to Osu!Lazer yet?

[@clovxrr]

Narrator hey, narrator

[@itsmetoby331]

JavaScript

[@ShirakamiKaiser]

osu!:we need a ad that not annoy but useful Squashy boi:

[@AvkyChannel]

am I Still on earth?

[@SquashyBoy]

not sure. were you on the spaceX roket

[@peko-san227]

Avky Channel maybe not man. This is Mar

[@Monsterbwoi]

People at train station: (minding their own god damn business) God with a USB stick: WELCOME TO OSU!

[@Donovan_000]

3:21 ez pp

[@ashtonturner3165]

Whut song tho

[@valeryefremov9130]

@@ashtonturner3165 Hitogorito TV MIX

[@yuarkok6273]

@@valeryefremov9130 weeb

[@fantomik8496]

Eromanga-sensei, my favorite anime)

[@haruocool]

“This is how much lag you’ll get” I’m quite used to that already

[@menherakun670]

"By adding adopter, we can adopt to the situation" XD

[@kendall0987]

"adopter" ur dumb

[@PanFriedWeegee]

I remember this was the first osu! Video i watched *I KNEW I HAD TO GO TO THE osu! COMMUNITY

[@marr1379]

The fact that the entire MRT station speaker system can be hacked through some random USB port is hilarious l

[@jasondang703]

when you were riding the board all i hear is the music for eromanga sensei

[@rythzzz6283]

LMAO the part where he played hitorigoto in the subway got me dead 😂😂😂

[@VerdantVermont]

After seeing this masterpiece (and watching many more of your videos [you're very good at making funny content btw]), I wonder how you don't have 1 Million subscribers yet

[@shiningeditedmoon]

Probably because the osu community is pretty small compared to other games

[@benkho7927]

Plug it into the Pentagon

[@SquashyBoy]

will do that when i visit Usa

[@benkho7927]

Squashy Boy People are calling you a Miriae clone and all I can say is NO 4:20 and you will be good.

[@SquashyBoy]

figured it out before posting this vid so i can say it didnt work :/

[@LSMV0402]

GummiVulture fc yomi yori with the US defense system

[@corsair7158]

when u plug in the usb to those public places its like a cyber attack

[@dannydorito8099]

"this is fleshlight 2.0"

[@Snaily_Lefette]

Fleshlight hehehe

[@Pixeleer]

if plugging in a usb drive with music on it overrides the whole subway with that music, id be down to play the monsters inc ear rape.

[@sandcrakes]

Nice edit, man 3:39 You literally solve the cube

[@football_defense3841]

I actually plugged it into a bus portable thing and it was BLASTING THE OSU! SONG

[@bomber001]

my man legit went all the way across singapore to film this video i-

[@dogo_vn]

couldn't read instructions ended up plugging usb into myself and i'm now osu itself

[@jinrex2445]

3:30-4:16 seems legit

[@zahaohao]

Hmmm

[@wujek7147]

2:15 we dont even have ac in most of the buses and youre expecting me to put the osu!portable in an usb port

[@hiiamalice7586]

I'd just have Osu! in my pendrive and play it in class.

[@movagalbastomp]

"You ever tried to play in your mobile phon-USE AN ADAPTOR!" -Squashy Boy (a.k.a Miraie 2.0)

[@SaintGhoul]

I kinda want him to plug that in to other places and prank tf out of the other stores or malls

[@olympus2430]

when that usb when in the potato... a little part of me died inside

[@kirohai]

3:42 im a cuber and dis is actually every third solve of mine

[@himaji1369]

Oof which cube u use

[@trevorbuehler6998]

@@himaji1369 the ones that arent destroyed

[@YukariMizura]

3:20 i think that music is opening eromanga-sensei i think ya..?

[@adrianisacoolperson8973]

Osu! portable: exists Covid-19: So you have chosen, death...

[@shermgerm950]

3:13 you are a actual legend

[@Ablepsia]

I thought he had cocaine on his tablet

[@SquashyBoy]

dude dont expose me please. it was NOT cocaine. it was gamer powder

[@miasakuragi]

I like how the staff told you not to plug anything into their computers lool

[@SarpErsoy]

This is Flashlight 2.0!

[@your_average_cultured_dude]

missed chance to play hatsune miku rubik's cube at the rubik's cube part

[@angurishudesu]

That depressing intro made me sub lmao

[@Kurumi_6_10th]

your prof pic is cute, not much as mine is.

[@rimutem9898]

@@Kurumi_6_10th That doesn't relate to anything man.

[@yori4883]

@@rimutem9898 who care , its true

[@kotsura2623]

"small thumb drive" >Creates a ruler sized air shape

[@HeyImEevee]

Kids at school be all like: puts usb in other kids chromebook Teacher: teaches* Chromebook: what did you do to meeeeeeeEeEeEEeeEeEEeeEeEE3333eeeeEeeeE Teacher: no games

[@S1lentwitha1]

I can imagine someone going down from MRT just hearing osu

[@niko1077]

3:54 this is the solution, africa will be hydratated again

[@SaneTheBro]

0:23 to the right on the desk Nice rubric

[@mrgeniasworld4374]

3:13 This is actually work, or is it joke?

[@denno445]

its just reverb in audacity probably

[@davr1]

If someone hid there a windows computer (to steal data from your phone), coincidentally connected to the reproductors, and he was stupid to not disable autorun.inf files, then you could theoretically do that

[@enlov3863]

@@davr1 Calm down Einstein

[@f4te959]

The bus part absolutely destroyed me xD

[@eternalninja1005]

Literally PORTABLE

[@mangofxosu8364]

YES WANT TO PLAY OSU ON THE SUBWAY

[@not_yoshmen]

Imagine being in a Subway with full of people waiting for the train, and you here “W E L C O M E T O O S S”

[@Wiz4rds]

*Bruh, I don't even know what osu is*

[@alohifernandez486]

Didnt work for my friends computer. I think our potato was too small

[@boblangord183]

3:00 Ur the hero this world needs

[@archive_nt]

apparently the game might be unstable when on a usb drive, ONLY IF YOU TURN ON BITLOCKER. i had bitlocker and my osu files were corrupt. so if you have a usb with bitlocker on, do not move your osu folder there.

[@kishita5981]

2:19 / 3:12 / 3:20 did that actually worked??? I mean did that reallt played the music?? But u think it's just audio editing

[@mrfloffywolf4570]

holy shit this editing is soo good

[@ImposterJr]

WHY IS THE SINGAPOREAN ACCENT SO OBVIOUS FROM THE START XD

[@SquashyBoy]

ISIT SHIT HAHAHHAHA XDXD

[@ying9837]

I was guessing if he was Malaysian or Singaporean until I saw the bus XD

[@Sargen07]

3:21 what map/song is that I really want to learn this

[@Magicoffee]

1:29 Holy shit das my keyboard

[@oscarmcfly7338]

What's is?

[@aruekai]

Oscar McFly Logitech G213 it seems

[@mullyboats]

Using osu!portable I sawed this boat in half and I adapted to the situation with flex tape!

[@Xollistrea]

"You'll get a lot more lag" is only 1.5ms ... I wish I got lag like that, I get 3.5ms *minimum* input latency

[@zaku2552]

It's not latency its the frametime

[@GunravelT]

This video was very usefull , now i can play Osu! in my keyboard with flashlight 2.0

[@alexiscalabera8314]

I would like to see you playing on the laptop of the store,like,everyone watching xD.

[@SquashyBoy]

will do this soon trust me :1

[@kankin8143]

@@SquashyBoy What’s ur electric skateboard called?

[@Yizak]

1:47 I thought you were gonna do cocaine off your tablet

[@reinoblass]

This, is the future

[@ReylordFX]

Ah yes.. the first ever video that i saw from squashy boi. Man time flys

[@ImagineBurger]

2:18 this dude

[@Xollistrea]

electric skateboard now powered by pp. Buy it now, and start farming while you travel, too! Perfect for getting those new HDDT top plays!

[@hard_satania926]

1:41 the glass crack on your phone exactly same with my phone (Galaxy S5)

[@zxcel]

My smooth brain doesn't know if the bus and subway part is legit

[@JecIsBec]

Read the description. Saved you 4 minutes :>

[@SquashyBoy]

isint that what the description is for LOL

[@JecIsBec]

I wish more people did that :P

[@jaydenhpiano5600]

Now we adapt to the situation

[@lezinski803]

Goes to subway Plugs it in *WELCOME TO OSU!* That killed me 😂😂

[@iesx_leg1on]

0:45 ok i swear you are a true gamer

[@lanc1195]

3:07 was that real or fake?

[@folcrons]

LancArmyYT's Gaming channel I think real

[@lanc1195]

Folcron Hydra how he do dis xD

[@lanc1195]

Folcron Hydra i will make this too

[@Redemptive101]

LancArmyYT's Gaming channel its edited, he admitted that in a diff comment

[@Echozkii]

“This Part may have been a bit over exaggerated.” excuse me