"The big bang was the ultimate bass drop...." ....you deserve millions of viewers Joe. You've entertained me for hours and hours. Thank you for all the effort you put into your content!
@marcinwitkowski217 Жыл бұрын
I laught more with Joe than i do with most of comedians
@CAMacKenzie4 жыл бұрын
If you hear a loud sound of a high enough frequency, it really Hertz.
@mmbatwa4 жыл бұрын
Colin MacKenzie 😂😂😂
@icanfartloud4 жыл бұрын
That joke hertz
@mebreevee4 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn’t Deci-Bull
@tacey014 жыл бұрын
That joke put me in the driver’s seat!!
@abooga84 жыл бұрын
*golf clap*
@fleiteh4 жыл бұрын
The isolation finally got to him
@user-hf9hf6hw8j4 жыл бұрын
I've always said he looks like Charlie from it's always Sunny in Philadelphia, but now he HAS become Charlie from it's always Sunny in Philadelphia.
@s.vidhyardhsingh38814 жыл бұрын
😂
@Orwelliandissident4 жыл бұрын
Great Scott! "Your shit doesn't just disappear" You can't hit a man with an existential bombshell like that this early in the morning. Im still processing the very real threat of 5g perineal cancer.
@corporalclegg50574 жыл бұрын
@@user-hf9hf6hw8j omg you are right
@camwyn2564 жыл бұрын
My first video I’ve seen here
@Stratocoaster084 жыл бұрын
"THIS is the sound of the big bang:" 17:49 *Rush's 'Tom Sawyer' plays*
@badbiker6664 жыл бұрын
I served in the US Army, Field Artillery branch. I had a 208 mm (8 inch) artillery round go off about 30 yards from me. I had a crew of six guys and most of us were in the open, not hunkered down behind any kind of cover. There was shrapnel flying all around us, yet somehow, miraculously, no one was hurt. But the sound was incredible. We could feel the shock wave flow through us a split second before the sound hit. We were all wearing hearing protectors (mil speak for ear plugs), yet the noise alone almost took us out. Tinnitus for weeks. That's the loudest thing I have ever experienced.
@lulaaro31934 жыл бұрын
You are making the classic scarce entrance stepping out from behind the tree. I see you are a man of culture.
@brenduck4 жыл бұрын
hey what's up guys
@mikesands46814 жыл бұрын
Druids have been doing this for millennia.
@TheSuperCoolMan1224 жыл бұрын
hey what's up guys, scarce here
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90174 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is scarce?
@sloww644 жыл бұрын
@@mikesands4681 (kkk
@Lentlebeanify4 жыл бұрын
"the big bang was the ultimate bass drop" - Joe Scott 2020
@erwannelson4414 жыл бұрын
Best quote ever
@jennatolls61214 жыл бұрын
we all have the same colored pfp :)
@andrewwilson64074 жыл бұрын
Have I interrupted the orange pfp group meeting?
@corv60054 жыл бұрын
i also watched the video
@tyfisher80983 жыл бұрын
@@jennatolls6121 lol
@Lord.Kiltridge4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, the comet was 65 million years ago. Now it's 66 million years. Way to make me feel old, Scott. ಥ_ಥ
@dotslashsatan Жыл бұрын
Was it like 65,999,900 years ago when u were a kid
@failurenotsorry660010 ай бұрын
@@dotslashsatan still a good hundred years, man.
@Wolfie54545Ай бұрын
That’s because it’s give or take
@Lord.KiltridgeАй бұрын
@@Wolfie54545 Obvious sarcasm is lost on people who may be missing certain cognitive skills.
@mellissadalby14024 жыл бұрын
OK, I might be an incurable dork but I love the conversation with the tree. Trees and plants may not possess sentience to the best of our understanding, but they DO indeed sense things. I am convinced that like the infinitesimal band of light visible to humans, so too is our true understanding of the tiny sliver of the Universe in which we live. Just saying... Nothing but love "Face Hole" Now THAT is a great name for a band! Eugenics is an excellent case in point of how something can be totally logical, but also be wrong (at least morally and spiritually). "Tectonic Anus" yet another masterful possible band name. You are on FIRE, Joe! In my old age, I find that I am turning into a Giant Sloth (pun intended). That black hole collision is wicked cool footage. This is the kind of thing that when you bring it together in your inimitable way, makes your channel truly compelling (IMHO).
@ProGamer-gq1ox Жыл бұрын
"If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" Is like saying "If I don't see it, it can't see me"
@BeyondGodLike89 Жыл бұрын
And it's kind of narcissistic to think, that something happening only matters if there is a human to "witness" it...!
@Ladund6 ай бұрын
No, it is like saying "Sounds are interpretations of vibrations by our brain, and without a brain interpreting them, they are simply vibrations". The same way colors are interpretations our brain makes of different wave lengths of light and are not a property of reality. No listening, no sound.
@asuspiciouswatamelonthatdi92363 ай бұрын
It's for an overarching philosophical discussion over what it is to have knowledge. If you say yes, how do you know? How do you know something without experiencing it? Can you 100% say yes without experiencing the tree falling? How do you know if there is anything behind you without actually experiencing it via turning around to look at it etc? What is knowledge? Is knowledge inherent? Or is knowledge something you gain overtime? When we are born, are we a blank slate or do we have inherent knowledge of things? Is our knowledge perfect? It all leads to different philosophies such as Skepticism, Rationalism etc.
@PaulJonesy4 жыл бұрын
I gave up on “Tectonic Anus” after their difficult second album.
@NotChefCook4 жыл бұрын
Paul Jones - Of course. They just sold OUT .
@Enigmanaut4 жыл бұрын
Didn't they make it to #1 with "Baby, I want your Love Thing"?
@madderhat58524 жыл бұрын
@@NotChefCook You guys just aren't TRUE 'Anusiebers'
@Gladiamdammit4 жыл бұрын
*Cradle of Filth* It changed my life.
@riukrobu4 жыл бұрын
Call me crazy but I actually enjoyed their second album "Geothermal Peristalsis" very much.
@NintendoMan1004 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I was expecting an Audible sponsorship for this video. 😅
@lowres963 жыл бұрын
I got one as soon as he said "this is the sound of the big bang" 😂😂.
@JanoyCresvaZero3 жыл бұрын
Would’ve been appropriate at least!
@monagraque4 жыл бұрын
12:30 I just want to say that "Toba" it's a slang in portuguese for anus, so i think he's got a point about that
@PinataOblongata4 жыл бұрын
Do you use it as an insult, like "asshole"?
@monagraque4 жыл бұрын
@@PinataOblongata If you really want to, i mean, it's not so offensive as you may think
@davidoli4 жыл бұрын
i feel ashamed of myself because i didn't realize it until you mentioned it
@ellisdee76234 жыл бұрын
Lol now I can cuss people out and some of the words don't have to be English
@4realGTFOH4 жыл бұрын
@@PinataOblongata probably not. I would assume it's more like "culo" in Spanish which is also anus.
@Firedog534 жыл бұрын
Nice job, Joe! You have a gift for making hard concepts easier to grasp.
@ghriszlybare25474 жыл бұрын
That has to be one of the best intros ever! Keep up the great work Joe, you're definitely in my top 5 favorite shows. Possibly even #1
@macko-dad4 жыл бұрын
"we peaked at giant sloths, everything's been downhill from there" - Joe Scott 2020-
@teslapc4 жыл бұрын
I once saw the skeleton of a giant sloth in the denver museum of natural history and it was the coolest thing I have ever seen. I immediately became very depressed I couldn't own one.
@Tubluer4 жыл бұрын
@@teslapc I think you found the right channel.
@rimckd8254 жыл бұрын
Culminating with Trump...
@nigelm.steele93294 жыл бұрын
He has great wit 😁
@therealshafto4 жыл бұрын
dang you stole my gmail avatar.
@thegazstation30114 жыл бұрын
Being an audiophile, you've hit on a subject that is close to my heart. The research you must do is amazing. I'm not sure I can live without your videos anymore! God help me!
@k29king14 жыл бұрын
That’s one of the funniest segments you’ve ever done before. Gotta do more of that, had me cracking up, and my little boy cracking up and going to our backyard to talk to a tree.
@faolanj664 жыл бұрын
This earned my like when Joe mentioned that the planet's evolutionary history peaked at giant sloths
@23pounce Жыл бұрын
We can thank the giant sloths for avocados.
@lisaspikes4291 Жыл бұрын
I saw a skeleton of a giant sloth in a museum once. It was HUGE! I wouldn’t want to come across a live one! Yikes!
@railgap4 жыл бұрын
That's what we like about you Joe; you're down to earth, no funny-business, no clowning around, just straight, dead-serious talk. Keep up the excellent work. ^_^ (not a dig, I adore your sense of humor)
@mrman55174 жыл бұрын
don't listen to that tree Joe, he's barking mad!
@geoffsecombe4 жыл бұрын
OK, that's enough. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.😉
@tarajh4 жыл бұрын
🥁
@Zurvan1014 жыл бұрын
@@geoffsecombe Leaf him alone.
@geoffsecombe4 жыл бұрын
@@Zurvan101 Aaaarrrrgggghhh!!!!!!
@antiisocial4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aidenmclaughlin10764 жыл бұрын
I wish my trees sounded like Joe
@jenhaganey4 жыл бұрын
My take away - Sound can melt concrete
@nathanfrazier85254 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Andy the bomb from Red vs Blue.
@jesselejarzar51144 жыл бұрын
What do your trees sound like?
@Tubluer4 жыл бұрын
@@jesselejarzar5114 Cherry Garcia, of course.
@pulp65883 жыл бұрын
Mine sound like the Vietnam
@brysentyler36654 жыл бұрын
You had that tree... stumped. Alright, I'll show myself out.
@SeverSFSs4 жыл бұрын
@Something Mildly Homophobic hey take it easy on the sapling.
@lumin87624 жыл бұрын
@@SeverSFSs I'm not a sap for tree jokes or anything...but I wood like to get in on this tree-action.
@avarielblackwing66134 жыл бұрын
If only it was a Weirwood... HBO might've shown up to ruin the ending.
@Tubluer4 жыл бұрын
I'd tell you clowns to stop, but I can cedars no point.
@icarusbinns31564 жыл бұрын
Quick note: Krakatoa is actually not active. The active peak is really Anak Krakatao. Which just means ‘child if Krakatoa’. It is technically a whole different peak. PBS did a three-hour special on the volcanic island in Sunda Strait. Absolutely fascinating stuff!
@mioshapayne64352 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the beginning of this video gave me such a good laugh!!!! Love you and your videos
@n0ctem8454 жыл бұрын
the big bang literally sounds like a 50's Sci Fi low budget movie studio's fictionalized interpretation of what the big bang would sound like.
@lunacouer4 жыл бұрын
🤣 You're so right
@dudebroski94604 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of the THX logo on movies lol
@Hashishin134 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a teleport fade in from that era also.
@TasDAmour4 жыл бұрын
I swear I once heard that sound coming from a Taco Bell restroom.
@dudebroski94604 жыл бұрын
Seriously though. Its the sound of an old school tube television being turned on. Remeber if you're old like me how the picture would take a sec to come on and it would come on from a central point of light. It kinda makes me think the big bang was just someone starting up the simulation. 2020 is when some teen started playing with it and ramped everything up to 11
@estergrant67134 жыл бұрын
this video went from “loud noises” to “BIGGEST BOOM BOOMS IN EARTH” real quick
@g07denslicer4 жыл бұрын
1:53 All this time I'm asking myself what Joe's neighbors must be thinking...
@brettbannister5560 Жыл бұрын
For the longitudinal wave, it’s hard not to look at it like a linear graph, but the up and down part is amplitude (density) and the linear is time. It’s the same idea as turning the density graph sideways. Minor detail, but as a former audiology student, I just had to say something. Also the actual physics of sound (amplitude, sine, frequency, reverb) is actually really cool and would be a good topic for a future video!
@Narocys4 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe, First off - I want to say that recently I came across your channel and I love the work that you do! I now listen to your videos to and from work everyday. Whether I agree, disagree, like or dislike your videos doesn't matter because at the end of each I have learned something profound....and it makes my brain think lol. I recommend your videos to anyone looking for something thought provoking, yet VERY supported and informative. At first I wanted to ask (and was hoping) to see your insight as to why music is so important to human beings - being that it has historically evolved with our species, and is such a tremendous part of our society. But something happened today that has been really troubling to me. Someone I work closely with was found dead in the bathroom at my job. But that isn't even the troubling part....After learning of his death, I now cannot remember his face. The same thing happened when my grandfather died, as well as a close friend years back. The brain is extraordinary. Why does this happen? If the latter is too ambiguous, please consider my first thought. Thanks!
@Isambardify4 жыл бұрын
When measuring comically large explosions in megatons of TNT does there come a point when it stops being about the chemical energy of that much TNT and is just the fusion energy from the star its mass forms?
@kevinngetich37844 жыл бұрын
God: *dabbles with dubstep* -2 minutes later- God: holy shit
@kevinngetich37844 жыл бұрын
@LudaCritz Check 17:48. The sound of the Big Bang.
@Eylrid4 жыл бұрын
"It created a 5 **mile** wide fireball that was seen a thousand **kilometers** away" Horrifying!
@PinataOblongata4 жыл бұрын
They're slowly inching towards metric :D
@Eylrid4 жыл бұрын
@ぽぴぽろPopiporo Association football field measurement
@monad_tcp4 жыл бұрын
@@johnperic6860 I like to use gorillas in the casual use
@anthonyhutchins23004 жыл бұрын
Americans know how to use the metric system... Lol
@michaelwoodhams78664 жыл бұрын
That infallible source, Somebody On The Internet Once That I Remember From Decades Ago, once claimed the weirdest unit they'd ever come across was for thermal insulation, and it was something like BTU cm / ft^2 / hr / C (where that last C is Celsius.)
@sifridbassoon10 ай бұрын
Several years ago, the disused bank building next to my condo complex (down on Turtle Creek, Joe) was imploded for new development. They gave us all sorts of instructions of how to prepare for the sound and shock waves. I had fallen asleep reading the night before, but even on the far side of the complex, away from the demolition site, that s h t was LOUD. Brought me straight up out of my chair!
@matts47764 жыл бұрын
“You thought your poop just vanished..... there’s a whole science behind that toilet”. I laughed out loud!
@EJtheMoonguy4 жыл бұрын
Theory: The reason the tree sounds just like him is that it sprouted out of his decaying clone and absorbed the DNA. Edit: Thanks for the likes everyone, I appreciate it.
@FranciscoAlves-om2kj4 жыл бұрын
Like evil attic Bart Simpson.
@FranciscoAlves-om2kj4 жыл бұрын
Or was he the good one? Mmh...
@jonnyroxx71724 жыл бұрын
Question: Why does a tree in Texas have a Brooklyn accent?
@nyaluogowalter1364 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@FranciscoAlves-om2kj4 жыл бұрын
@@jonnyroxx7172 Invasive species.
@nevastarn63944 жыл бұрын
4:15 I thought it said "sound of a tomato" at the top of the list. I was like wtf is a sound of a tomato?? no wonder I cant hear it, a tomato tends to be pretty quiet 🤷
@JohnJames-cc6tz4 жыл бұрын
I scrolled so far to find this that I was about to give up and assume I was the only one who saw that lol
@bernhardkrickl35674 жыл бұрын
Watch the movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" and you'll know the horrifying sounds tomatoes make :)
@CAMacKenzie4 жыл бұрын
@@bernhardkrickl3567 And the only way to stop them is with "Puberty Love."
@cellphonecam13 жыл бұрын
Go watch a gory horror movie. The sound of gore = the sound of fruits and vegetables.
@ladyrazorsharp3 жыл бұрын
Bob from Veggie Tales would like a word.
@JohnFKennedy4204 жыл бұрын
Joe 😂😂 you just HAD to make the tree have a Boston accent didn’t you😂😂 you’re my favorite youtuber for sure keep doing what you do!!❤️
@Tubluer4 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn, not Boston
@raidenbabin57644 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@svedrics4 жыл бұрын
To me it's kind of scary how funny Joe is becoming
@zatar1234 ай бұрын
Gravitinal waves are a pressure wave traveling through the medium of spacetime. So, super novas and so on could be counted as "sounds" Without stretching your definitions too much.
@kennyfordham62084 жыл бұрын
Tree - "I prefer to be addressed as an Arborial American."
@FranciscoAlves-om2kj4 жыл бұрын
LOL.
@jacksavage40984 жыл бұрын
Great comment. We all need a little humor.🙂
@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks4 жыл бұрын
in the words of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," TREES ARE PEOPLE TOO!
@MajesticSkywhale4 жыл бұрын
@@mgtowdadKZbinSucksCoxks "Sage" "Azrael" "Kind Bud" "Your Phish t-shirt, birkenstocks and moussed-up coif" The writing on that show really is out of this world
@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks4 жыл бұрын
@@MajesticSkywhale give me money, money me. money me now.
@victoriay62464 жыл бұрын
Joe... thanks for many laughs and showing your age... the “more you know” edit in was a trip right back to my childhood. 😂 love it!
@mebreevee4 жыл бұрын
Am I getting old or has “The more you know” had many resurgences?
@gregschaller23544 жыл бұрын
“Tectonic Anus”: I have got to figure out how to name something this in life. Maybe a gamer ID name or something. Love the info and humor mix, keep it going!
@Lu-zj6bo4 жыл бұрын
Greg Schaller please just don’t name a dog that. A cat, ok, but not a dog. 😉
@tonypaolucci5164 жыл бұрын
I immediately stopped the video so I could make the same note. New glossary term!
@dket25714 жыл бұрын
One of your better insights... humour, fact, thought provoking. Thank you.
@bfreeman87864 жыл бұрын
@@Lu-zj6bo name a dog that. A very stinky dog.
@vladdracul78104 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how satisfying it is to invent a word and then see it come into somewhat common usage. First time you hear it on the radio you're pissed (son of a bitch stole my word). Then you start hearing it more and more. You start seeing in social media post. At some point you start thinking....I pulled that word straight outta my ass. I only used it around my friends. How the hell did it become....this?
@bethdarlington36504 жыл бұрын
I need a T-shirt that says “the Big Bang is the ultimate bass drop”
@dabiskitt4 жыл бұрын
17:48 good to know that God bass-boosted the universe into existence.
@thrashandburn102213 жыл бұрын
Sick drop
@ladyrazorsharp3 жыл бұрын
God: The 1st MC
@JohnBlunda4 жыл бұрын
When Joe talks about not sleeping, these arguments are what I imagine keeps him up at night.
@higgledypiggledycubledy88994 жыл бұрын
"when you hear a shotgun blast" - very Texas of you :-D
@GrOuNdZeRo77774 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah brother.
@DaveTexas4 жыл бұрын
Texas is home to a LOT of guys who feel they need phallic enhancement in the form of firearms. It’s like two-thirds of the state is made up of guys with tiny dicks.
@rblad7394 жыл бұрын
The "World's Techtonic Anus?!" LOL
@mikedelacruz52053 жыл бұрын
Yeah some people would also call it a shithole;)
@prongs823 жыл бұрын
well as Indonesian I can say that's quite true
@r0cketplumber3 жыл бұрын
@@mikedelacruz5205 That's what the bumgun is for.
@leogama34223 жыл бұрын
@@prongs82 In Portuguese, "toba" is slang for anus. So much fun I had hearing about the Toba's explosion followed by Joe's unintentional pun
@Soundbrigade4 жыл бұрын
I did read a great article about making a 1000dB sound. The sound was restricted to a short TWANG! on a Fender Stratocaster - in mono. The figures resulting in that 1-second guitar solo was absolutely crazy. The loudspeaker cone would travel at speed far exceeding the light and even if the energy in all stars in the universe were used, we still wouldn't get enuff power for the amp to produce that 1000dB twang.
@kingcarisma2 жыл бұрын
These low key intros of this guy..turning around in the chair..coming from behind a tree..I love it!
@NG.47694 жыл бұрын
He was giving you the silent tree-ment. ...get it? Guys, do you...d- do you get it?? I'll hear myself out...
@davidbrown83034 жыл бұрын
I hate ments. I go over my grandmas even during the holidays that's all she has is ments.
@acetiv84 жыл бұрын
Most people might be annoyed but i needed to see this scrolling through the comments, shits classic
@rafaelcisneros5624 жыл бұрын
Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. Wisdom is realizing that Frankenstein was in fact the monster
@6ixpool5204 жыл бұрын
@Something Mildly Homophobic Isn't the meaning of this particular proverb like really obvious?
@Niendorf_an_der_Stecknitz4 жыл бұрын
change intelligence to knowledge for better accuracy
@bjornyesterday25624 жыл бұрын
When posting comments comparing intelligence and wisdom, proofread your comment before posting.
@Roonayy4 жыл бұрын
"Hz. per second" Hz. squared?
@23pounce Жыл бұрын
If a tree falls in the forest, animals hear it and run away. There are SO many people, companies, labs, schools,etc. who set up hidden cameras to see what critters do when there are no people taking photos and videos. When watched later, there are sounds, and some critters run off. Some critters are curious instead of startled.They look around to see what made the sound. I hate this question. It is so ridiculous.
@KhairunnisaSekarA4 жыл бұрын
i’m currently binging at your videos and i’ve commented on your latest video as well, but just want to let everyone knows that Anak Krakatau (literally translated as Krakatoa’s Child) was in eruption mid year 2020 and (maybe also) caused the skyquakes. 2020’s been fun
@louiserichardson34654 жыл бұрын
Rename this "Joe and his unhinged beef with trees"
@williamgreene48344 жыл бұрын
If you say that three times fast with a comma after beef, it starts to sound strange.
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Well he is about Dwarf sized and you know how much of a beef Gimli had with trees.
@antonnym2144 жыл бұрын
Loving it! Hyper-interesting and supremely well-presented as always. at 18:26, you say "Microscopic variations in air densities." In the 1979 movie, Alien, the science officer, Ashe explains the alien detector works on "micro-changes in air density." Later, Sigourney Weaver, as Ripley, while crawling through the ventilation ducts, says "Micro-changes in air density, my ass." Which HAS to be in the top ten of all movie quotes ever. Don't ever stop. All good wishes.
@adolfodef4 жыл бұрын
It is NOT the same! Sound does make a microscopic TEMPORARY change on the air density as the "shockwave" of sound pass through it (but then it gets reverted back to normal). -> The device detects PERMANENT changes in the air _viscosity_ (one of its key components being density), indirectly caused by the presence of living creatures. It is implied that infrared radiation (body heat) & magnetic fields (heart pumping) is what it is actually detected [directionality], while the filtering of information is based on the analysis of the air in between the device and the creature [qualitativeness].
@bernardmagny42254 жыл бұрын
Joe, you should quickly look up Very Low Frequency Active Sonar by the US navy. Probably the loudest human made sound. In the region of 300 decibels. We pick it up on underwater microphone from the US navy NAVFAC Argentia in Newfoundland in the 1990s. The source was from a SURTASS ship near Australia.
@Gorwo4 жыл бұрын
"Sonar systems-first developed by the U.S. Navy to detect enemy submarines-generate slow-rolling sound waves topping out at around 235 decibels" www.scientificamerican.com/article/does-military-sonar-kill/
@ctdieselnut4 жыл бұрын
That nervous look around you take at 0:40 cracks me up every time.
@siinoevil3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you touched on the volcano on Thira. I didn't know anything about it until I visited Santorini
@chriswall274 жыл бұрын
I'm loving these "bits" before your recent videos, they are appreciated!
@davidhowse50424 жыл бұрын
"if you think 2020 can't get any worse" Please stop talking we don't need to give 2020 any ideas :)
@mebreevee4 жыл бұрын
I feel like 2020 has been plotting this for awhile. Ever since it was 2016 its been working on its master plan.
@SuperPyroFox4 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself. I want my new Fallout and bethesda wont do it.
@Luke-jo4to4 жыл бұрын
Random Chimp Event: “hello there”
@ellisdee76234 жыл бұрын
Ed.Dibujando My dude ain't nobody got money for that
@ellisdee76234 жыл бұрын
Bree Coke-Attewell lol it's been working with a team of the worst evil scientists since 1920
@74_Green4 жыл бұрын
1:05. DOGGO--- " Why is that weird human talking to my toilet??? "
@twintellect4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joe. It would have been nice if you had mentioned the comet(s) Shoemaker-Levy 9 that crashed into Jupiter in 1994 creating fireballs the size of earth. And as an honourable mention the Tunguska explosion of 1908 that cut off trees at the base in a range of 40 kilometers.
@desel8737 Жыл бұрын
The BEST explosion is the cement truck from mythbusters.
@zachyoung55984 жыл бұрын
"The speed of sound increases with density." Wrong. This is a common misconception due to an incomplete understanding of the comparison between air and water (and potentially a third medium such as steel or concrete). The speed of sound in a medium decreases with increasing density, but this is only a secondary factor. The primary factor in determining the speed of a compression wave is the material's compressibility (shear modulus is also important in solids). Therefore, very stiff materials (those with low compressibility, like water or steel) transmit sound much more quickly.
@zapfanzapfan4 жыл бұрын
Aren't some really high quality high frequency speakers even using diamonds because of this?
@jimblake35744 жыл бұрын
And in a gas its a function of temperature. It only correlates well with density because normally people talk about air at atmospheric pressure. Sqrt(k R T)
@koalalala39394 жыл бұрын
Best comment all day. I say thank ya.
@k-saurrous4 жыл бұрын
"next time the leaves rustle or there is a shot gun blast in the distance..." what the hell is life like in Dallas bro, that ain't normal.
@gobblinal4 жыл бұрын
Which part? The rustling leaves or the shotgun blast?
@jolonghthong3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ZedaZ803 жыл бұрын
I don't know about Dallas, but I live out in the boonies and hunting seasons are a thing >_>
@r0cketplumber3 жыл бұрын
@@ZedaZ80 I visited LA last week, and my second night there I heard about 10 to 15 shots fired in Hawthorne. I guarandamntee you it wasn't hunting season.
@highqualityduck85803 жыл бұрын
You've never been in the Southeast, Midwest, or any state really in some area
@MasterShake90004 жыл бұрын
Fun fact that the pseudo-science fan part of Joe might like: The Thera explosion is posited in The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind as the possible impetus for modern consciousness. The super short summary is that prior to the explosion, humans lived as depicted in the Iliad, “hearing” their own thoughts as disassociated voices they attributed to dead ancestors, kings, or gods. But the explosion caused a refugee crisis that the surviving and surrounding communities couldn’t cope with under this sense of consciousness, and the result was a mental change like Odysseus in The Odyssey, who understands his thoughts as being his own and no longer bound to impulsive commands from “the gods”. I’d love to see Joe cover the topic. Not just because it’s a pseudoscience or an apparent inspiration for the new Westworld series (I haven’t seen it), but apparently it’s also being looked at again by legit neuroscientists due to the theory stating consciousness isn’t necessarily based on the biology of the brain, but was instead more of a “software update” that happened without any biological adaptation or change occurring to trigger it.
@manlamb14 жыл бұрын
What a fascinating concept...
@leogama34223 жыл бұрын
14:20 I _love_ units, mainly the intuitive ones... 100 million megatons is the energy equivalent to the explosion of: *a hundred million millions of thousands of thousands of grams of TNT,* or 100 hexagrams of TNT, or 10²º grams of TNT, finally
@caitlyn99723 жыл бұрын
I sometimes just watch this beginning bit... I love Joe's sense of humor
@FalloutUrMum4 жыл бұрын
I think the loudest sound ever made was when I clicked on a very vulgar Instagram video while forgetting my phone was connected to the car speaker. I was waiting for someone's Doordash order and just blasted vulgarity into the parking lot
@1mcob4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this so much! I needed something engaging and entertaining beyond all the C- stuff. Thanks!
@BenQuigley4 жыл бұрын
"now you know I got you, you give me the silent TREE-tment"
@fajaradi12234 жыл бұрын
Dude, you need help. Go visit your local psychia tree's.
@brandonwombacher25594 жыл бұрын
@@fajaradi1223 LOL😁😂
@Infernvs_684 жыл бұрын
Describe The Big Bang in 4 words: “The Ultimate Bass Drop.” -Joe Scott
@xgu46423 жыл бұрын
I mean if you created the universe what sound would you make
@markgreen62294 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe. This comment is probably gonna get buried. But for over a year now this has been my favourite KZbin channel of them all. Great work. I hope you reach mad subscriber levels and mild internet fame. Keep talking to the trees they hold the answer.
@veteranrulebreakers25744 жыл бұрын
If I don’t have an “ oh “ moment everyday , it’s a day wasted ! Also ... Love this channel 👌
@Antarcticite214 жыл бұрын
easy, loudest sound ever would be dropping anything after 3am when everyone’s asleep.
@SofaKingShit4 жыл бұрын
I remember the trauma of taking an hour to manage a silent entrance into my parents home after a party only to find the noise of a bong at 4 am is really pretty damn deafening. I also tried it in the back yard and the bubbling made all the nearby dogs bark.
@jhuny4 жыл бұрын
18:00 The Big Bang sounds like someone trying and spectacularly failing to get away with a sneaky fart.
@yomomz39214 жыл бұрын
8:45 - Oh!! "Joe needs bigger _booms."_ like with an *m.* See, I thought you said... uh..., y'know, nevermind - it's not important.
@jonilahey3 жыл бұрын
Me too lol.
@VPharp3 жыл бұрын
OMG same 😂
@m.lhenderson58853 жыл бұрын
The subtitles read as boobs
@TrashPandaGhost4 күн бұрын
I love that 2 black holes colliding just sounded like a cute little bloop
@sandman55874 жыл бұрын
0:02 *”Hey what’s up guys, it’s Scarce here.”*
@Woodat4 жыл бұрын
*Tries to imagine an episode with just the tree telling us facts*
@stanislavkostarnov21574 жыл бұрын
h'eeearsthshiahtthss hs'ththth,y'iaahh'th h'a a Angh'lheiisthshsh....!'! ths'hseieiyaarrr! how Agleo-centric do you have to be to believe even a tree would be speaking in English...!
@buddette55134 жыл бұрын
@@stanislavkostarnov2157 what
@Tubluer4 жыл бұрын
@@stanislavkostarnov2157 It's obviously an American tree. Listen to the New York accent. What, you want to give a tree from Brooklyn a French accent or something? Sheesh.
@NotChefCook4 жыл бұрын
Richard Woodward-Roth - Kind of an arboreal zefrank .
@johnpossum5564 жыл бұрын
*oh snap* There's a challenge, "2020 ain't over yet!"
@Vikanuck4 жыл бұрын
Regarding the part about hearing sound underwater, and I can attest to this. I’ve been a scuba diver for 20 years. And whenever there are a group of newbies, anytime they want to point something out, you can just barely hear them trying to yell or use their voices in some way to try and get someone’s attention. But when you’ve been diving as long as I have, you learn a totally new language all in its own. Everyone has different names for it, but I’ve mostly just heard the term “tap-speak”, which is where you have one metal object on your wrist, and you use it to tap against your tank, and that sound can travel from the front of a sunken ship, to about half way down it. Because the tapping on the metal sound travels faster, and louder than anything. And some groups with enough experienced divers will come up with a system of like; “One tap”, but like spaced apart enough to do it four or five times could mean “Look at me”, two taps could mean “Follow me”, three taps could mean “Don’t do what you’re doing”, and four taps usually mean “It’s time to surface”. This weird little use of physics is a seriously cool way to be able to talk to each other if hand signals can’t be utilized. And I finds that shit hella sweet lol 😊🤿
@EddoFoxy3 жыл бұрын
Okay, but I literally said 'of course it does' out loud as you posed the question at the beginning... and then the tree said literally the same thing 4 seconds later? Yes, good. I like this.
@taryalla4 жыл бұрын
Joe needs a bigger boom 😂
@maikel60354 жыл бұрын
Its funny. In my language "boom" means tree.
@maikel60354 жыл бұрын
Its funny. In my language "boom" means tree.
@autohmae4 жыл бұрын
Ironic because in the Dutch language 'boom' means tree and his introduction suggested he doesn't like trees that much :-)
@esquilax55634 жыл бұрын
@adam gould that's what I thought I heard at first 😅
@wyrmhand4 жыл бұрын
When in doubt C4
@plojo4 жыл бұрын
You were lucky, that tree sounded mean enough to have drop a branch on you.
@wrongtimeweeder10764 жыл бұрын
In Australia, trees commonly hide what's called Drop Bears (similar to a Koala Bear, just not as cute, and very 'ken scary!!) - these 'ckers drop from trees when a human tourist (they don't seem to bother us locals) walks by... they'll scratch the eyes out of a lady, and rip the testi... things from a bloke within milliseconds! - Joe's lucky he did the filming of this video in Texas, USA! Good luck Joe... and I did hear you express a desire to visit Australia/New Zealand (NZ Drop Bears only attack female tourists) in the future - Don't, man... it's just not worth it, especially if you like trees.
@andrasbeke30124 жыл бұрын
I have never doubted anything you've told me more than "This is the sound of the Big Bang"
@warpdriveby3 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe, I recently found your channel, it's amazing, I love it! Where would the Tunguska, meteor crater, suspected, or younger dryas impact rate? How about the Sudbury and Vrederfort impacts?
@caseyfaceirwin4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but this is my favorite video on this channel
@StevenFox804 жыл бұрын
Pup in the background thinking "Ok, now he's gone completely bonkers - he's talking with the toilet."
@MichaelTurner8564 жыл бұрын
Do dogs pee on trees
@scyz28074 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelTurner856, The complete saying is "Do dogs pee on trees, if there's no one there to see them?" Of course it's male dogs that do that. Females just squat.
@MichaelTurner8564 жыл бұрын
@Tamara K bro chill.i was just asking a question
@royalvm72414 жыл бұрын
Favourite parts: "...which is sth that trees can NEVER do" "so you might be all about that bass" "its located in Indonesia which seems to be the worlds tactonic anus" This episode was so entertaining and informative i watched it twice!Amazing work Joe
@jgr74874 жыл бұрын
my shrink: "Italian mafia tree isn't a thing, it can't hurt you." Italian mafia tree:
@cmiller9924 жыл бұрын
i dont normally like your bits all that much (love the way you tell stories tho, so i love all your videos) but the talking tree bit was just hilarious
@kimberlydlapp34414 жыл бұрын
You very nearly broke my brain with the volcano references to 2020. I have called the department of vulcanology twice in my life because of dreams of multiple mountains going off at around the same time. Both times they laughed. Both times within a year of calling about Mt. St. Helen's going off, I was right. The first one was 2002.
@leeterthanyou4 жыл бұрын
Tree: So how's quarantine treatin' ya, Joe? Joe: 0:00 - 2:08
@AW-zy8mw4 жыл бұрын
At first I thought you said "Joe needs bigger boobs" haha, boom never crossed my mind xD
@jgr74874 жыл бұрын
but... doesn't he?
@brandisummers234 жыл бұрын
Same
@KiryuSteel4 жыл бұрын
Even the automated captions wrote "bigger boobs"
@victoriay62464 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 same!
@ThomasKelly.4 жыл бұрын
Miklo San Roman - Yup! “Joe needs bigger boobs” is right there in the English (auto-generated) Captions.
@Thekaiserwill4 жыл бұрын
Well, you’ve never heard my dad sneeze.
@cjones1693 Жыл бұрын
When I was deployed and there was a large explosion far enough away you could feel it b4 hearing it. I wonder if it’s bc the initial sound was subsonic
@zephyrerazortail54784 жыл бұрын
"We peaked at giant sloths, everything has been downhill from there." LMAO XD I had to pause to laugh.