What is The Worst Black Christmas Movie? - Hack The Movies

[@HackTheMovies]

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[@ColemanMulkerin]

The body language of Crystal at the beginning of the Blumhouse Black Christmas movie review before her rant was hilarious.

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

I felt her anger!!!

[@Samsquamsh]

Ya'll obviously missed the last half of the show. She gets hella triggered.

[@TheMajorBlazer]

"Shut up, Tony, I'm fucking talking!" 😂

[@Beavis-ej3ny]

My theory is that the 2019 movie was made to be a non-Christmas related movie that had nothing to do with the source material, but the studio needed to release it during the holidays so it was re-written to be Christmas related and just disregarded the original film.

[@chyannaturner9110]

Sadly this was a planned Xmas movie but Jason Blum got full of himself and fast tracked it

[@Thechickinaaronscar]

I think you are right considering the movie was announced in July and came out in like 4 months lol .

[@zerospooky]

Never even knew Blumhouse made a Black Christmas remake. I guess you three did the suffering for me. I enjoyed this episode and dearly missed Crystal and Johanna!

[@marniekilbourne608]

Yes, it should have been good but it was AWFUL! Unwatchable!

[@JazziG59]

Black Christmas 2019 is the worst. I’ll never forget seeing people leaving the theater. One by one. Someone actually screamed “why is this movie so bad?” and it made the audience laugh. Eventually, my friends and I left as well. It’s hard to think of a worse remake. Seeing Crystal worked up over it is awesome.

[@lutherheggs451]

It could have literally been called anything. I don't know why they decided to call it Black Christmas, alot of things that involved christmas movies could have literally been swapped out for whatever the idiot pop emo cutter kids are listening to now and you would have never noticed. All 3 are crap, it just so happens that the original is kinda watchable and the 2006 movie is mildly watchable. The 2019 could have just been some tween college party "revenge" flick full of jump scares and the hip kewl tween music.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

@@lutherheggs451 “all 3 are crap” shut up you clown

[@ChrisCollins068]

@@lutherheggs451 The first one is good, the other 2 are crap

[@1000000man1]

I'm so glad I didn't bother going to see it. I saw the trailer at the cinema and at that point, I'd started to really appreciate the original. But the trailer gave away too much, like who the killer is and I didn't bother. And after I heard how bad it was, I was so glad I never watched it. I've never asked for my money back from a film, but I honestly think I would have if I went to see it.. Also I refuse to call it a remake. It's not a remake. It's title theft.

[@marniekilbourne608]

I screamed that myself earlier today not even halfway through and then I just turned it off! It's pretty rare that there is a movie so bad and infuriating that I can't finish the it! I hate it so much.

[@StevenSeril]

The countdown is on! Always so happy and excited to see Crystal, Johanna, and Tonymeister in the same video!

[@BRCBrick]

The 2019 version was so bad, I had to pull the Thanos “Perhaps I judged you too harshly” meme on the 2006 remake

[@hidoradaikaiju4205]

I will watch the 2006 remake no problem. I did NOT finish the 2019 remake because I thought it was so bad, so I had NO idea until now that it was magic-related.

[@jemofthe80s18]

Even Glen Morgan, Wendy, and Ms. Lewton couldn't make me enjoy the 2006 version, and I never even BOTHERED with 2019. BUT the ORIGINAL...R.I.P. Bob Clark and John Saxon!! I LOVE Lt. Fuller the most but like all of the characters, the look and music and atmosphere, and how Billy is SO perfect as literally just some random guy who climbs into an attic, WALKS AROUND IN THE HOUSE WITH NOBODY SEEING HIM, and makes all kinds of noise that people hear but nobody investigates:) And we never find out who he even IS or where he belongs! I WISH that John Carpenter had made 'Halloween' as a sequel because everything Michael does in the first movie makes perfect sense if it's Billy! He's just INSANE, he WOULD go from obscene calls and talking to himself and freaking out to being completely silent, trailing people, and standing in the dark just watching;) It's too bad it didn't work out that way with Lt. Fuller looking for him, Dr. Loomis still being his doctor who warned the hospital not to release him because he was just showing them what they wanted to see, and Fuller having married Jess and raised her baby to protect them:) PLUS, I like that she seems as if she once babysat Laurie Strode and is a final girl who's PREGNANT and LIVES.

[@robk.6591]

There's nothing better than seeing Crystal's inner "Jersey Girl" erupt!

[@NeeNee_B.]

...no crystal at all? 😂

[@Crystalquin]

@@NeeNee_B. you okay hunny bun?

[@NeeNee_B.]

@@Crystalquin lol cmon sis, we've had this convo plenty times, stop it 😂

[@Crystalquin]

@@NeeNee_B. well, guess you’re not very rememberable. So guessing you’re not okay. Feel better girl 😘

[@NeeNee_B.]

@@Crystalquin 😂😂😂 you respond to EVERY comment I make about you, and you always remember to get butthurt, but I'm not memorable. Okay girl 👍🏿 How about you remember to stop cutting everyone off to make asinine points no one cares about?

[@Thechickinaaronscar]

Damn that one person won’t let anyone talk for 5 seconds lol .

[@babo-px]

Amazing vid. Love seeing you 3 together! Btw Tony, did you take the girls out to dinner yet???

[@wbcwinnipegbeltcollector]

50:58 for crystal losing her mind

[@liamjcdwyer]

The dream team have arrived, please never stop reviewing. It's the late Christmas present I didn't know I wanted ! Merry Xmas Hack The Movies

[@aarongilmore1254]

Black Christmas 2019 is the absolute worst. And THANK YOU for saying you never get over tape you just process. I'm a man and I was taped in college 20 years ago. There are always shitty triggers like this movie. It's almost hard to believe that a woman wrote this because the agenda even turns the characters we are supposed to care about against the audience.

[@thomassroka1124]

Best trio on the channel.

[@wstine79]

Now this is an awesome Christmas gift. Tony, Crystal, and Johanna talking about the Black Christmas movies. And Crystal's "annoyed" reactions are why I like her.

[@NeeNee_B.]

It's fine, until she starts cutting everyone off to make points no one asked or cared about. It's rude, and the person usually never gets back to what they were gonna say, bc she rambles on so long lmao

[@kdusel1991]

Crystal and Johanna have great chemistry with Tony!!

[@Zacman1123]

@@NeeNee_B. Tony does that too

[@NeeNee_B.]

@@Zacman1123 Tbh I dont notice it as much from him, but it IS his show lol & imo, the things crystal interrupts to say aren't important as opposed to tony. Tbf, Johanna does it to Tony alllllll the time, but that's her whole shtick, being mean to him. So I get it.

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@NeeNee_B. yeah we stan Crystal on this channel, how dare you sir? All jokes aside she does it sometimes but Tony does it all the times

[@bhumibolrushing7830]

I love how Tony treats Johanna and trolls her lmao

[@chasethecolors]

And vice versa lol

[@kshinokevin]

John Saxton was in the classic Bruce Lee (Warner Brothers/Golden Harvest) film, "Enter The Dragon (1973)."

[@johnm.withersiv4352]

Tony finally made an unexpectedly funny joke and it nearly killed Crystal.

[@aaronroberts7720]

At the end crystal checked out 😅

[@thetangentareapodcast5005]

Guys I feel like Crystal is gonna Snap and kill Tony in this episode 😳

[@Zacman1123]

Can't blame her

[@Thechickinaaronscar]

She’s unhinged lol.

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

Me too, she has to suffer through all these trash movies with Tony. Makes sense she beats the sh*t out of Tony.

[@mattfleurant9295]

I'm so glad this episode is happening! Merry Christmas to me! 🎄

[@SupermanChampionOfTheOppressed]

Crystal makes no sense. Jack Frost over Black Christmas? That's insane

[@Thechickinaaronscar]

Black Christmas 2019 felt like twitter wrote this movie .

[@skoppingeveryday]

Uncle Tony looks so terrified when talking about politics now.. I guess the dude finally made it.

[@QuizardWizard420]

I really hope this does better then Thor because I really enjoy Crystal and Johanna working off eachother

[@capitalcitygoofball1987]

Two days I knew mainstream online reviews had become compromised. When The Last Jedi came out, and when Bloody-Disgusting gave Black Christmas 2019 a positive review.

[@Merit2397]

I was so glad that Crystal, Johanna, and Tony tore Black Christmas 2019 a new one because it has got to be the WORST HORROR REMAKE EVER!! It's an insult to my favorite slasher, the original 1974 Black Christmas and it makes the 2006 remake look almost like a great send up by comparison.

[@Eisenwulf666]

Great video Tony(from Hack the Movies)! The first one is iconic and unmatched imho, but i gladly hear about the other ones. EDIT : Crystal and Johanna are lovely as always

[@RazorOfTheBlade1]

Kinda shocked they didn’t talk about the clear age difference between the bother/father and daughter/sister who looked waaaaaay older, also who apparently was played by a man.

[@PhantomBugler]

Crystal, before Bob Clark died, he was apparently planning to remake his early horror film Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things. So, yes, he was intending to "fix some shit".

[@bensneb360]

I watch Black Christmas (1974) every Christmas Eve, usually before I go to bed. The mood it sets is so perfect, it’s a fun tradition that I enjoy every year so much.

[@JCIce007]

A profanity-laced tirade from Crystal is the new Christmas tradition I never knew I wanted before.

[@wbcwinnipegbeltcollector]

Will we get a 2nd one this year Is there something equally as messed up we can collectively think of

[@kdusel1991]

Never saw any of these movies but I've heard the most recent remake is pretty stupid and cringe. I can't wait to hear what y'all think about them! Also I'm very happy that we get to see Johanna and Crystal at Hack the Movies video!!!

[@jaylong4705]

The original Black Christmas is awesome.

[@sickpunch1]

i needed a headphone warning when Johanna started losing it

[@misham2563]

Good to see both girls back together.

[@kdusel1991]

Agreed! I think they both have great chemistry with Tony!!

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

Holy F*kc the last part of this episode is insane. Ive never seen any reviewer hating anything this passionately. Tremendous episode, definitely one of my favorites. Crystal & Johanna always make the show better. I never even saw the latest version because it just looked dumb. Any slasher movie thats PG-13 is not worth my money. Like buying a rap cd at a Walmart.

[@M477isdead]

I was yelling at the screen at the movies. I refuse to recognize this recent black christmas film

[@1000000man1]

Keir Dullea's last name is pronounced "Dull-ay" Also Bob Clark's death was tragic. He and his 22 year old son were killed by a drunk driver.

[@Blannibal311]

I've never actually met/seen anyone who liked Blumhouse's Black Christmas before....and it somehow doesn't surprise me that Crystal would be that first person LMAO

[@HackTheMovies]

She hated it

[@Blannibal311]

@@HackTheMovies You're totally right! My dumbass meant the 2006 one 😂

[@grimmnekrokvlt]

2001: A Space Odyssey FUCKING DO IT

[@ryanpowell2540]

Dang, Crystal got mad. Not funny mad, but legit fury mad.

[@insectriarchy733]

The first one is the best easily, have you seen the fan film Its Me, Billy?

[@bloodaxis]

Hell no, a space odyssey video would be a great watch.

[@adamlucas2816]

Crystal is an elf confirmed!

[@snusemcgoose1001]

I for one would love a review of 2001, not as many people cover it as you’d think and I’d enjoy your opinion on it Tony. Ps Crystal for some reason was more attractive in this episode, idk what she did differently

[@_Pauper_]

The cutout story happened to me except I hadn’t been home my dad got it for me as a present I went to my buddies to go to a movie & came home to find a shadow in the corner of my room I freaked out. The movie was opening night of The Blair Witch Project

[@wstine79]

I prefer the 2006 version. The gore, dark humor, and shlock plot were great. Plus, Andrea Martin and Michelle Trachtenberg were great. The original is good, but the 2019 is ultimate cringe.

[@georgenelson8284]

Tony's Harvey Weinstein comment made me die laughing 😂😂😂

[@hitmanmonaghan6633]

I’m getting a hotel room with friends for New Years.

[@WeAreStageZero]

Oh! I thought you were going to talk about Black cinema Christmas movies. The thumbnail suddenly makes much more sense.

[@shade20x64]

BC 2019 is not only the worst Black Christmas movie BY FAR, but it may legitimately be the worst horror movie PERIOD. I've seen an insane amount of horror movies and I can't think of a single one that I wouldn't watch over BC 2019.

[@StevenSeril]

Wonderpro actually sounds cool, Tony

[@wstml555]

Great video! How about a New Years Eve / Day streaming special with the Movie Dumpster guys.

[@HackTheMovies]

I'm doing something similar Thursday night

[@shainewhite2781]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ⛄🎄🌨️❄️🧑‍🎄

[@NorthWalesKid]

The 1974 black Christmas is sublime

[@justaguy7230]

You already know which the worst one though. Spoilers!!! Merry Christmas everyone! 🌲

[@thebreakdownpodcast]

Don’t worry Tony, I’m watching this after Christmas. 😀

[@kurtcobain279489]

The original will always be a favourite of mine with it's subtle nuance and suspenseful holiday lit atmosphere, the scene of Jess being confronted by the killer behind the door sent chills up and down my spine the first time I saw it and cemented it as an annual holiday watch in my household. And as terrible as they both were, I'd honestly say the 2019 version is just slightly better than the 2006 version, I agree it's way too heavy handed with it's message and values but at least it wasn't a Weinstein pissing contest to see how much they could shit all over the originals actual terror in favour of making it just another gore filled remake like everything else that was coming out at the time, for it's originality alone the 2019 version stomps the 2006 version to ground so hard the eyes came flying out of it's skull (ironically enough).

[@SparkyMarkyMark23]

For Black Christmas (2019) should've given a different title like, 1. T'was The Fight On Christmas 2. Hell Kick's Screaming 3. Jingle All To Hell 4. Fighting Night, Deathly Night 5. Brotherhood Vs Sisterhood 6. Sisterhood Vs Brotherhood 7. Fraternity Vs Sorority 8. Sorority Vs Fraternity 9. Sleigh Hell Kicking 10. Dark Christmas.

[@Chaoitcme]

I must have been 5 or 6 when I watched the original Black Christmas. I am so grateful my parents let me rent R rated horror movies when I was a little kid allowing me to watch them unsupervised.

[@MusicVersa]

Please do a 2001: A Space Odyssey review. I promise to watch it at least three times to make up for others' slacking.

[@christophergarrett7082]

Also the plot made no sense. Like how did the bad guy expect for his plan to succeed. The cops would arrest them easily

[@johnm.withersiv4352]

Are they not going to mention Bob Clark's role (uncredited) directing Blonde and Blonder (2008)? They're probably saving that fun fact for the Blonde & Blonder coverage episode. They can't overlook that classic Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards film forever. Perhaps they'll do a Dean Anderson filmography with Strike a Pose (1993), Savage Land (1994), and Dream Team (1999). It'll be fun to see them try to keep that discussion family friendly.

[@zackakers9855]

Well, this should be easy.

[@iammatthart]

I'm glad you cleared that up because I clearly remember all of the TV spots for Black Xmas 2K6 that weren't in my unrated copy (over the top), which I'm pretty sure just had more incest and back cookies.

[@joshua2814]

I vaguely remember hearing about the second "remake" in 2019, but totally forgot about it. I saw the 2006 version in theaters and did not like it. Sounds like the next isn't worth me catching up on.

[@NickLMears]

Original is great and the 2006 remake is entertaining. No desire to ever see the 2nd remake.

[@shallendor]

The Black Christmas movies went from 8 to 7 to 2!

[@icarusunholy9448]

Crystal's back!

[@Frank_D]

I haven't seen the original yet. I actually forgot that I'd seen 2006, but I will never forget 2019. It is so hell-bent on beating the audience over the head with its message. I'm honestly glad I saw it on HBO because while I technically paid to see this with my HBO subscription, it was something I was already paying for anyway, so in a way I didn't really pay to see this, if that makes sense. Overall I don't think there's any salvaging this movie, but the bust was the biggest fucking copout. Your villains should be villains. If anything, by making them victims in their own right, they dilute the message the movie is trying to convey. Yes, we do live in a society where men do not have a healthy relationship with sex because their value is tied to it, and that is similar to brainwashing, but men still have the agency to control themselves. By making them brainwashed to the point where it forces them to do things they normally wouldn't, it takes away their culpability. Furthermore the existence of the bust calls into question the actions of the main characters in this story. Knowing full well these men are brainwashed, they still don't see a problem with murdering them, instead of trying to break the hold that it has over them. We know the hold can be broken because they were able to save that one guy whom the main character kind of liked.

[@theflail]

Weeee! Crystal and Johanna!

[@ericking1000]

I'm here for Mrs Quinn 🔥

[@chrisandrews6185]

So I totally misread the meaning of the title of this video when I first saw the thumbnail. I legit thought you were going to review A Madea Christmas. Does that make me a bad person?

[@beejay271]

This was the best episode ever! Crystal and Johanna's rage reminded me of how I felt after watching The Last Jedi 😂 That was the only movie that legitimately made me mad!

[@robertdanker6193]

Absolutely agree!! Last Jedi is rage inducing!

[@randomreviews4278]

Of course it's the 2019 one

[@1981Speedwagone]

You should do a review of Violent Night. It was in theaters on Christmas, and is so much better than you could ever imagine. And it literally is Die Hard but its a christmas movie. I can see your reaction already, it will be pure gold.

[@andrewmurphy5055]

Loved that movie so much

[@TheBlake3333]

You could try doing a Kubrick event month. One movie a week for a month. Last episode being 2001 A space Odyssey

[@joshuaharris6429]

“I wouldn’t say it’s a great holiday horror film.” It’s literally called Black Christmas, there’s snow and carols and lights and wreaths.

[@wisconsinking323]

Next year for Christmas can you review the Silent Night Deadly Night movies (there's five of them and a remake), I'd also love to see you review some Japanese movies like Dead Sushi, Tokyo Gore Police, Machine Girl, or Strega (parody of Power Rangers but it's VERY raunchy), or maybe review the Maniac Cop movies.

[@fioregrimaldi4120]

2006 remake is the best one I’ve watched I’ll keep praising it’s name to the heavens and all of middle earth

[@bradbecker8212]

Good review

[@SparkyMarkyMark23]

Have u heard of It's Me Billy & It's Billy Chapter 2, now those are fan film sequels. Check those out.

[@karls8989]

Great show as always

[@randez626]

Leave it tony to review another horror film... for christmas

[@henryescat1104]

They are both on TUBI... The 1974 & 2006 "BLACK CHRISTMAS" movies..

[@anthonyhudak9363]

As someone who really appreciates the original, I can't wait to see you rip the 2019 movie who had one of the worst characters in a "slasher" and literal toxic masculinity as a plot device

[@MyMonsterFX]

You peeps should have just shoplifted the 2019 version like I did. Pirating movies the old school way!

[@dazz9881]

Amusingly I listened to Movie Dumpsters 'Black Christmas (1974)' episode afterwards and Joe holds the 2019 film in a much higher regard, so it would have been interesting to see him defend himself like Crystal does 2006.

[@xenablossom4682]

How about comparing the original Slumber Party Massacre and its remake?

[@jonglives]

hey Tony talk about 2001 A Space Odyssey

[@noside.foxhound]

Hack the movies with Tony! yesss!!

[@matthewsmith2308]

In October you should do an Eyetalian month, movies with eye trauma

[@dustinhogle3844]

I’m pretty sure Agnes is played by the guy that plays Billy, hence the mask.

[@Zacman1123]

26:18 Crystal was really cute there.

[@Almighty_Orion]

Hey TONY!!!!!! DO A 2001 REVIEW!!!! It’s one of my favorite books/movies of all time!

[@hitmanmonaghan6633]

Jordan Peterson……..the guy that tells you to clean your room?

[@Casual_Violence]

The ‘74 version is one of the greatest horror films of all time. The other two are garbage.

[@apophisjones4361]

Your ex is the slug lady from monsters inc . Omg you are so lucky you got away from that thing .