What it feels like to have a fight for the first time?

[@scummywizard3561]

"please stop quoting me, i never said that" -Mike Tyson "first time?" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@clairopatraa]

💀💀

[@Luckymann1223]

That's clever XD

[@spiritteddy9393]

You dropped this 👑

[@depressedandgrapes8311]

The peak of this meme format

[@Danky1287]

I am convinced “the art of war” is his second name.

[@borgorkming8885]

“When you feel like quitting, just think about why you started.”- alcoholic

[@carljohn-cena2726]

Nice quote

[@BaneTheMan]

Stolen

[@carljohn-cena2726]

@@BaneTheMan so who gave this quote?

[@G1313S]

To quit

[@borgorkming8885]

@@BaneTheMan sorry but your comment was “ S T O L E N”

[@Beaner..]

“Switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading”. -Gaz

[@NeroMattsss]

R.I.P. Gaz. Him and Paul Jackson felt worse than Ghost for me...

[@Mcsteakhouseburito]

@@NeroMattsss NO

[@UliMMarin]

"Using your knife is even faster than switching to your pistol. Knife the watermelon" -Gaz

[@reallyweirdcat]

@@NeroMattsss good job spoiling two games in one comment

[@josephjoestar377]

@ its not suppose to be funny

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

My first fight was when I was 12 years-old. I was suffering bullying for the first time in my whole life (physical and psychological). Noone came to help me, even after a 6 months of asking for help to my friends (not like they could do anything since the bullying also applied to them), teachers and my parents. I was always taught that violence is never the answer, that I should always try to talk things out... It didn't work. I tried once, twice, even three times to reason with my abusers, they didn't care. I was having a bad day, my parents were getting separated and I didn't know how to process it. In the mind of a 12 year-old who never had any conflicts or any kind of angry outbursts in his life, I was devasted in silence. One bully approaches me, smugly smiling, feeling confident. I tell him to leave me alone, told him I wasn't feeling good... he did not care. He strikes my head, and before I could start thinking, I jump at him. From that point on, my mind is blank. I wake up from such state sitting outside the guidance room with bruises and a black eye. The other kid and a teacher come out of the guidance room. He had a black eye, was covered in bruises, cuts and bite marks in his arms. According to my friends, I was like a wild animal, scratching, hitting and bitting the other kid until two teachers managed to separate me from him. My mother nor my father scolded me but I did lose points in conduct in school. I was never bullied (physically) by him or the others ever again. I don't feel bad for him, I feel rather happy just by remembering that moment. It taught me that fighting is not something you should do but you should learn how to do it at least. People won't mess with you if they know you can put them in a hospital bed, but that doesn't mean you'll go around life searching for fights...

[@jesusofbullets]

If you can help it, don’t do it, but if you have to, then make sure you won’t have to do it again.

[@spiderswave]

Your Amazing bro .the way u expressed .i also being emotionally weak suffered it 2 yrs and goone into deep silent away from family and society but then in 9th its my new life and i alway being anger on and afraid those who tries to bully me again and it works .anger can make difference in being afraid and making afraid

[@jackartbruh9404]

i almost had a fight with my classmate probs days or weeks ago he hit me in the face as a prank but it hurted so i chased him and when i got to him i pushed him and he pushed me back my classmates stopped him and made me go outside and locked me out so he cant reach me he was like kicking the chair and table and pushing my classmates away to get to me even tho it was his fault

[@Tylerious]

Bros not the main character

[@il.re.dei.terroni]

Damn, i once had a classmate that was superb, always angry and annoyed me all the time. At the end of elementary school, i was relieved because i thought I didn't have to see that mf ever again. But i was so wrong. The middle school was going pretty well, if you don't consider i had to sit next to him for 6 months. Anyway, my life went on and when we had the school trip outside our city (I'm in Italy) and we had to choose the rooms. Everyone had decided except for him because no one wanted him, so me and my group got separated. At my 13th bithday i invited him for kindness, because he had a very few friends and while playing he pushed me, which he usually did when we were kids because of his angry personality. I don't know why, but in that moment i screamt very loud stuff like: "no one f*cking likes you" or "you torture me since when we met". I was emotionally instable and i couldn't talk very well, so I looked kinda crazy. He said in a very annoying tone: "hey chill out". Then i ran after him and I beated his ass. Then i sat down and kept talking with the other ppl like nothing happened. Since that day if someone provocates me, i don't hesitate to return the favor. But nothing is compared to your story... you're truly a hero

[@iconsworld9]

A smart person doesn't seek fight or want to fight, A smart person always look for a peaceful way out, but always ready for a fight.

[@AhseemCarter]

I mean fighting can be fun sometimes

[@s1ump659]

Tru

[@largocharles8729]

A smart person knows hit shit and the consequences it may bring importantly to himself than the others around him. So no, a smart person can seek fights or challenges from another person if he and the other both understand what they are gonna do and the consequences it will bring to them. Yall clinging so much to "peace=good" while being silent about the things peace does bad. There's no white or black in this world, it's always a different level of gray depends on which sides you agree on

[@aZaamBie135]

@@largocharles8729 what bad does peace do? I agree everyone should know how and be ready to fight when they need to.

[@largocharles8729]

@@aZaamBie135 we are talking absolute peace here, the things these supposed "smart" people want to achieve. That kind of peace is not only bad, but it is also out right harmful to us cause without the presence of danger or suffering, there would be no more reason to adapt and evolve, we will weaken ourselves till the time a simple tragedy would deal a massive blow to humanity as a whole. Its also very toxic because youre literally dismissing what is reality just so you can maintain "peace" of whatever it is, literally running away from reality and being close minded to your surrounding and others. Im not saying we should just seek and cause chaos for no reason or trynna normalize being an unreasonable animal. What im saying is that understand what we really are, violence is natural in us, excitement and the thrill of battle and a desire to be stronger than our past selves. Rather than forcefully casting those aside, why not accept it so you could control it and use it to your advantage? Either to help yourself or help others. Stop being so naive about this "peace" bullshit that "smart" people trynna make you pursue. Understand what you really want and respect others, whether you seek fights or prevent them, its you anyways so i give little amounts of fuck about that

[@ayaanosaurasrex6582]

"Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone

[@quack51]

""Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosauras Rex

[@apang1831]

@@quack51 """Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosauras Rex" -Quack

[@YoellR]

@@apang1831 """"Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosaurus Rex" -Quack" -Apang

[@coconuttree9719]

@@YoellR ""Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosauras rex" -Quack" -Apang" -Yo"

[@X_ANDRO69]

@@coconuttree9719 """"""Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone-" -Ayaanosauras rex" -Quack" -Apang" -Yo"" -I'm underrated"

[@KoutarouMosca]

"don't stop when you're tired, stop when you've finished" -Johnny Sins

[@sweatyballs6921]

Underated comment

[@supersoldier9503]

This made me laugh soo hard that I spilled my coffee all over me lol lol lol

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

Nobody say anything about who that person is, so the clueless ones have to Google.

[@eosdawn6399]

Oh wow, this made me think of parn and I didn't realize it was ACTUALLY the intended meaning

[@0dofu439]

Pretty sure David Goggins said that. Or in another format.

[@ArmandDark09]

The deal with a fight is that most of the times the problem is not the fight itself, it's what happens after it. The fear of knocking him out and see that he's not moving, the fear of not knowing who his friends/ family are and what they do, the fear of always being looking over your shoulder, the fear of watching him with a weapon as he walks to you for a second round, the fear of being in a constant worry about your family. A fight should always be the last card and should always be to protect yourself or someone you love from an imminent dangerous situation.

[@Dan_om3]

I agree

[@vectarian1not2sigma3vengeance]

damn man i was also used to get bully like when i was 12 years old and 11 years old but at a point of age 12 i wake up and i started fighting for defending myself and i am now 13 years old now no one try to bully me

[@SeanMCofficial]

*Fights/spar in the boxing ring*

[@schnee_teuer]

literaly my life

[@ArtemSigma-q4b]

Слава Украине

[@R1chie_Rich007]

Script was written so well that even though it wasn’t a real person speaking, it kinda felt like one

[@Kiko-sn2rk]

I didn't even notice it wasn't a real person till I read this comment

[@konodioda6102]

Wow, I just rewatched it and realized it's AI

[@sanbl4bal218]

Wow, I didn't even notice

[@demiladeadesoye450]

Wow. I just thought it was some extremely monotone person

[@frusties1817]

It's the adrenaline rush y'all been feeling imagining yourselves in the fight

[@TryTane]

"If running doesn't work, then just run faster lol" - a runner probably

[@joaquinceriani5033]

- Flash

[@ykharus2840]

- Bolt

[@codecha0s417]

- a guy being chased by a bear

[@superiordexx5161]

“I am speed” - Lighting McQueen

[@Moonlight-x5z]

I like this one

[@Flypy974]

*_"Don't fight alone, fight with your family"_* - Vin Diesel

[@Code-zq5yo]

Lmao

[@abunmarz4246]

Ahh shit...here we go again 😂

[@ibrahimfarooqi8937]

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa

[@OPsommie]

💀😹😹😹😹

[@Sundawg17]

When ur in a pickle just call ur family 😎

[@HoangNguyen-fc7nq]

When I was 12, I found myself in an unexpected situation with a bully. Everything happened so fast, and my mind was solely focused on him and the surroundings. I couldn't even hear my friend trying to step in.Things took a turn when the bully started insulting my mom, which was a line I couldn't let him cross. Without thinking, I threw a quick punch to his throat, remembering some moves I'd seen in movies. Surprisingly, the fight ended almost as soon as it started, maybe lasting about 15 seconds. Looking back, I realize I did what felt right in the heat of the moment. Interestingly, after that incident, no one bothered me again. It's strange how taking a decisive action, like hitting someone where it hurts, can put an end to further trouble. While I don't promote violence, this experience showed me the importance of standing up for oneself in certain situations.

[@rexterandres1192]

Damn just by watching movies you learned some good moves

[@tutaffé-n5o]

ignoring the bully is one of the worst advice i ever heard

[@gamingbloopersroadto100]

@@tutaffé-n5oyea fr

[@RustyBear]

@@tutaffé-n5ofr. my bullies also only left me alone after i had beaten the shit out of them

[@gsnakes8990]

​@@tutaffé-n5oExactly, from experience ignoring a bully is like asking him to keep bothering you

[@animewatchers660]

“Always avoid a fight. But when someone starts, you better win it” -Wise man

[@wishub]

🤓

[@rascalc3337]

Rickard Stark?

[@xenomorphxenon4119]

The quote is from Miyagi

[@shoobashewbs]

@@wishub bros trying to start one

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

I like one that goes something along the lines of "if you are going to fight cheat. You are already wrong so might as well go all the way and try to leave less bruised than the other guy."

[@leaveacomment]

"why is everyone quoting something" - random quoter

[@edwinelmagico8808]

Lmfao dude I swear fight fans and fighters are cringey as hell.

[@jaahas5686]

@@edwinelmagico8808 ikr my dad taught me that if i ever got into fight i must hit first right to jaw when theyre talking 💀💀 tbh it works😭😂

[@jaahas5686]

@@edwinelmagico8808 90% of the time they go to sleep 10% of the time they back off

[@hathinkagain6175]

Idk

[@thatlazyguy2716]

@@jaahas5686 doesn't really work, that's been tried on me number of times, I just dodge it, I dodge the majority of blows to me

[@scarykurapika100yago2]

"I'm not promoting violence, i'm promoting don't fuck with me" -Albert Einstein

[@alexanderulv3886]

Yeah I remember when he said that, I had just finished high school and I was drunk on my way to a bar. It was my first kill, of the season.

[@whore_knee]

100 yrs and 14 hrs ago?? :0

[@Energy807]

Uh...

[@themystic5045]

1000th like

[@Bwaaattto]

“-I have the power of god and anime on my side” - That One Kid

[@Gamba_gaming5903]

"While in the air, press the jump button to perform a double jump" - Hideo Kojima

[@therandomizer7774]

I'm dying lol

[@Dylanfrias24]

@@therandomizer7774 - Hidetaka Miyazaki

[@garryrptr]

-Major Zero

[@keegsyboi284]

I was hoping to find some testimonials in the comments but oh man am I glad I found this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maskimgalgo2046]

While in the air press R2 for anti air deathblow

[@odstboo1471]

"It is when the mosquito lands on your balls that you realize a situation can be resolved peacefully without the fist." -Sun Tzu or someone

[@ashuto2025]

That one dude who's into CBT: *"Peace was never an option"*

[@WrathSpirit]

Lol so funny

[@someonerandom6137]

💀💀💀

[@aaronking2020]

*beats meat but not in a m*sturbation way*

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@aaronking2020 master bathing bad word!!!

[@TheCaliphateCoalition]

''Why is everyone quoting me, I never said that'' -Sun Tzu, The art of war.

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

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[@Master_Udon]

"It's because i'm too intelligent for this shit" -Sun Tzu, The art of war.

[@v3rt985]

@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 do you have nothing else to do besides try to grab random people's ip addresses?

[@GRAGH57]

Bro u have no idea

[@TheCaliphateCoalition]

@@v3rt985 Well, too bad most of us here aren't dumb.

[@Tromboneseatno2]

It isn't being scared that makes you lose, It is letting it get to you that makes you lose

[@DxPxOfficial]

“These hands don’t discriminate, anyone can catch them; black, white, man, woman or child” -Bruce Lee or Maybe Rosa Parks (I don’t remember)

[@inkchariot6147]

Gandhi said that

[@Patrick_Nguyen]

I think it was Batman

[@danijellino1921]

Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@beirk7919]

dont think that is what bruce lee gonna say, since he never promotes hitting woman nor child

[@danielajayi894]

-Marry poppins

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

“Why fight people when you have a personal nuclear Arsenal?” -Gandhi, 1934

[@MrBro142]

Civilization 5, no aggression

[@ayusshhhhhhh]

As an indian I can totally say that Gandhi has said this shit

[@loukasmikelatze1866]

You have to get to that button before I get you tho

[@mahdihosseini5438]

And thats why indian people got free after 40 years of taling mean while they coulde just fight and thats it they woulde got free

[@joeysimone245]

@@MrBro142 I know about that from random video watching

[@daliyoung]

“”why is everyone quoting everyone?” - everyone” - everyone

[@macreacts6787]

everyone

[@agamsingh__0]

"why is everyone quoting everyone?" - everyone" - everyone - Jordan Hernandez

[@narutoduchiha8983]

“Why is everyone quoting everyone?” - everyone” - everyone - Jordan Hernandez - JellyLOL

[@SwordCrab]

@@narutoduchiha8983 """why is everyone quoting -everyone?" -everyone -everyone -Jordan Hernandez -JellyLOL" -Naruto D Uchiha

[@gm9413]

""Why is everyone quoting everyone?" -everyone" -everyone -Jordan Hernandez -jellyLOL -Naruto D Uchiha -Kelpcrab

[@Gelanyyy]

"you don't rise to the occasion, you sink to your training" hits the hardest

[@MoistRat.]

Okay, besides how it feels to get in a fight, can we all just appreciate how well done this animation is?

[@sz7485]

fr

[@CptAdhesive]

Man all I noticed at first glance is that this person sounds like one of the voice actor bots

[@Legendary_Paper]

Isn't it the same animation type as the one music video of "The Wolf" or am I just tripping? I mean how the guys look like. No faces sometimes, but other times only eyes.

[@crystalian965]

@@Legendary_Paper Yep, it’s the same ish art style, just realized it’s not THE same person making them. But most likely a reference maybe

[@zw5-555]

@@Legendary_Paper i was looking for this comment, felt like it was just way too similar to not notice

[@dhellan8811]

"Why am i still reading the quotes" ~me

[@casilvaunderground]

best comment

[@gojo3673]

"Nice pfp" ~me

[@kurdtcobain2896]

Because it just there

[@adonygrapes]

This is very emotional

[@emilianopaz3805]

lol yea

[@chillyj5042]

“Don’t be scared homie.” -Nick Diaz

[@IsThisSuccess]

Nick diaz? Whos diaz? ;)

[@odurawaz5149]

@@IsThisSuccess casual

[@kylemurphy9119]

@@IsThisSuccess go home

[@Darkslayers_son]

@@IsThisSuccess Gtfo!

[@JimmehRulez]

​@@IsThisSuccessnew phone who diaz

[@245makarov1]

When i was being bullied back in 2007, i was 12 years old and i told my older brother. He came down with 2 of his friends. No one ever bullied me again.

[@AnthonySlavin]

Lucky you. I only had a little brother lol. None of my so called friends ever backed me up either. I did it alone. It sucked!

[@kamino9502]

“Why is everyone quoting people without knowing who actually said the quote” - Aristotle

[@advaith7413]

‘You became the very thing you swore to destroy’ - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@teresojosegumban4393]

"Monke-" - Oogway

[@maruftim]

"Pogchamp my dude" - Thanos

[@someguyontheinternet4091]

I'm a sussy baka - The State of Alabama

[@liguow]

“Shut up” -Me

[@Aeterna71]

"You can pee without pooping, but you can't poop without peeing" -"Sun Tzu"

[@louisr2052]

I guess i just have a problem then

[@danilapolesciuk4316]

True

[@shuteye2702]

So wise

[@beans5762]

wise words

[@RoyalChallengerofBangalore]

wow

[@rohit4x606]

"earth is lying, nasa is flat" -John Cena

[@extra_chicken4353]

Wat

[@Someone-hs5yb]

Lol

[@salieri3425]

Wtf

[@turbanteban]

Hahahaha

[@nakedpalkia8510]

"The problem with the internet quotes is that they're often not true" - Charlie Chaplin

[@Giga.s]

as a martial artist I've waited my whole life for this specific moment.

[@Lyonsyn]

Yeah the best thing I learnt from martial arts is confidence. It's ended every fight before it started with a blank stoic stare

[@dano3493]

"Everybody gansta till the guy throws a TV at you" -Daft Punk

[@arminsabanovic3273]

Ahhaahagag

[@ΣωτηρηςΔαφνης]

Goood one it made me crack😂😂

[@Ant-iq3fj]

Why daft punk ?

[@RoadAveku]

@@Ant-iq3fj I think one of them got into it with another person and that daft punk member got puffed, only to regret it when something was thrown that could have ended his career. This might confirm that was a tv...

[@AranhaaTheSixtyninth]

"So first you shoot him, then you throw the body In a river" *- S h r e k*

[@aomsum7093]

Ayo what did shrek do

[@BLIKS7]

@Witre htv ReAl MaLe WaY !!!

[@TOXIC_BONES]

You don’t throw the body in a river but in a swamp, read my book again nerd...

[@abhishekrajput9332]

@@TOXIC_BONES 🤣🤣

[@aomsum7093]

@@TOXIC_BONES oh god the ogre himself just corrected him

[@link30222]

I've never felt guilt for defending myself , I've only felt guilt for NOT defending myself or others.

[@wylinliiq]

Underrated comment

[@sladjanajankovic694]

​@@wylinliiq fr

[@MB-ks7rz]

Ma man

[@MnMEminem]

Yeah, I've never felt guilt neither

[@gamingthisera6339]

I feel stupid feeling guilty even tho I was defending muself

[@robslams2324]

The way you said your life disappears. The only thing that matters is the environment you’re fighting in and your opponent. It kind of gave me the chills like it’s almost a beautiful thing.

[@Adam-hs9ft]

I heard a quote once, "no man should seek to fight, but all good men should be prepared for the day it comes

[@thelie6992]

Terrible quote

[@muggerman34]

Good quote because at some point in everyones life there will be a fight at some point and you must be prepared

[@itsyoboitrizzy4841]

Bro described me.

[@Krullenbol010]

“Family? Family is everything.” - Dom Toretto

[@jacobmiller8698]

😐

[@amirmuhammadgymnast]

@@jacobmiller8698 🗿

[@MalveLeo]

@@jacobmiller8698 🦃

[@kuwumiefn6943]

Wrong video

[@benturner430]

Correct video

[@dhruvagarwal]

"if you feel someone is hostile, headshot them" -Sun Tzu, The Art of Modern Warfare.

[@Raffney]

Sun Tzu said deception is key in war. So your comment maybe even more ironic than intended.

[@Salvage5681]

@@threeholepunchjim721 Thanks for letting us know and showing proof of this. I'll comment on all of the videos informing people of this.

[@Foley.machine]

"if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight", also Sun Tzu

[@akdeleS4]

@@Salvage5681 no

[@abyssportal1225]

Saitama: i feel no emotion

[@chef9524]

"Come and catch these hands boy" - General Kenobi

[@TudBoatTed]

Hello there

[@userandresearcher1036]

@@TudBoatTed General Kenobi!

[@jorritverdeyen8843]

@@userandresearcher1036 i’ve been expecting you

[@Xx_SuperPenis_xX]

@@jorritverdeyen8843 jedi fool I have been trained of the jedi arts of count dukoo

[@darrien6761]

700th

[@stephenkentperez7705]

"If you dont have the slightest clue on what youre doing, so does the enemy" Tzun Su, War of art.

[@solitary2]

“Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face” - Mike Tyson “Then don’t fucking get hit.” - Gandhi

[@ujjalkalita3323]

I hope you don't mean Gandhi

[@mrsavage4837]

Lol then don’t come up with plans

[@BeeeShoe]

I hope you definitely didn't mean Gandhi

[@vishwarao6064]

@@BeeeShoe Bisu

[@n.i.c.k]

Just shoot

[@groovi35]

People really underestimate how dangerous fighting can actually be, most deaths accure when the person gets knocked out and hits his head on the pavement, or when ur knocked out the guy keeps hitting you and you land in a coma or worse. Especially when you know how to fight you know the danger of throwing even one single punch. I used to box a lot and got into a fight when I was younger, he was way bigger then me and he still loss tooths and his head slapped back against the wall twice and his lip was busted open, that actually scared me so much that I decided to be calmer about certain situations and really only throw blows first when I really really have to for my own safety. Also „Anyone who says he isn’t scared, is either lying or has some serious issues“ is SPOT on. And i just discovered this Channel and youre really underrated, earned a sub

[@afrosamurai8375]

You know about the lying or serious issues part, I don't feel that to be true because when I fight I just blackout and my only mission is to defend myself.

[@syzygy02]

@@afrosamurai8375 ok edgelord

[@jao999]

@@syzygy02 lmao

[@bullet6140]

@@afrosamurai8375 " im so cool the power of anime will guide me I cant lose im just too powerful this guy will be ez i always win" Translated

[@jfktrickshots8395]

@Borfis Jort not everyone does most the time it’s for conflict that happened before that they calling the other person out for or if it’s something physical plus sometimes if you say the right thing then that’s just on you for getting in the fight

[@dighad3824]

"My brother didn't say that shit" - Moon Tzu,

[@domnic6271]

"Yes he did" - dad tzu

[@DaZeDmerlin]

I did sister, stop trying to derail me, you would be invisible without me. - Brother Tzu

[@diidac17]

Underrated comment

[@unknown69801]

Lmfao

[@hahahahahahahahahahahahaha2043]

"Yeah he didn't" - Star Tzu

[@mrbanana4536]

I’ve done sparring and even hard sparring, never been in a real fight where I was seriously trying hurt someone tho. Good to remember that most people are scared to get hit. Once you lose that fear of being hit and just accept it, you are more likely to win.

[@secondsidefilms4473]

I enjoy fighting if it’s in a ring or octagon with rules. It’s a a gentleman’s sport. Too often in street fights does someone bring weapons, or have a group of friends to help them.

[@Kinobambino]

Right! I hate that

[@knine1341]

its called a street fight for a reason no rules

[@ironohyes3644]

@@knine1341 using weapons or cheap tactics is for losers who cant punch

[@knine1341]

@@ironohyes3644 says the guy with a ar in a gun range 😂you got bullied or something sir?

[@ironohyes3644]

@@knine1341 I dont us my AR in fights.... I just enjoy shooting. is there a problem with that?

[@way8756]

Comments: "I've been in over 40 street fights" Reality: Bryce Hall

[@jonasbutler7572]

👏

[@jasimjaleel2295]

U mean "Bryce Fall"?

[@bjmagiq961]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tharunraaj6168]

LMAO underrated comment

[@turbulentexchange7107]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@querube78]

"Everyone gets equal rights....and lefts" -the US constitution

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

lol

[@PresidentialWinner]

That's actually a really good constitution. Forget a higher purpose, forget a great creed, it's all about throwing punches.

[@mylostsenseofdirection]

lmaooo

[@dr.franxx6192]

Underrated coment, made me laugh so hard

[@vaidikkhandelwal935]

Best one yet 😂

[@retrosai]

The worst thing about the few handful of fights I've been in is the intense fear of mistakenly killing someone.

[@donaldcerrone-wt9jx]

thats just not possible in an actual fight. your brain was designed to either kill or run and being in the prison is a lot better for the brain than being dead and your brain understands it before your thoughts perfectly.

[@Unresolvedissues101]

​@@donaldcerrone-wt9jx there is something complex called "morality"

[@yehsabmohmayahe]

@@Unresolvedissues101 adrenaline rush throws all morality out the window. Its you or them in a fight.

[@VerseBlast]

"Remember to salt your pasta, when you are boiling it" -Mario and Italians

[@starna666]

salt your pasta BEFORE putting pasta

[@VerseBlast]

@@starna666 wait srsly?

[@starna666]

@@VerseBlast you should salt the water when it's boiling, and then put pasta

[@VerseBlast]

@@starna666 ahh ya, but I think either one would be fine though.

[@Player-jo4iz]

@@starna666 better yet, put salt before buying salt

[@goneballistic9864]

"Why is everyone quoting stuff I'm confused" - me

[@beskabl]

They can enjoy a good video without jokes

[@tylerallen3531]

Profile picture checks out

[@albertoeinsteino8852]

"Everyone has a punch until they get plan in the face" - Some guy

[@orenofficial4410]

Everyone has a face until they get plan in the punch

[@jude6342]

Punch has a everyone until plan get they in the face

[@Desperajoe]

A punch has they until everyone the in get face plan

[@The8thblock]

everyone has a face until their face gets punched in the face.

[@krish_Jain1443]

Plan has a face until they get the punch in everyone.

[@UnmbreenBibi]

I have been in a fight and it feels like a you have achieved something that you never even knew existed

[@endjourneytotheotherside]

“ If you are homeless just buy a house “ - A guy from heaven

[@EgbertVanRobinson]

whats the idea behind that name?

[@endjourneytotheotherside]

@@EgbertVanRobinson LMAO 😂😂

[@reborn6596]

You quoted the wrong person dummy it’s TikTok girl that said that (sry had to be that guy)

[@sethleoric2598]

"There is no shame in deterrence, having a weapon is very different from actually using it.." - Ghandi before he wipes out the entire population of Arkansas with 10 nuclear warheads.

[@tomascabreramesina7867]

but never carry a weapond if you are not ready to use it

[@sethleoric2598]

@@tomascabreramesina7867 ghandi was ready

[@poopybuttguy5523]

Civilization moment

[@natetbag]

We deserved wiped out

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

"Talk soft but carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt

[@Londoniusthe3rd]

"Wait, why's everyone quoting famous people in the comments?" -Sunbro Solaire

[@xl_akash_lx]

"So you have chosen death." -Axel

[@raulrahaman9863]

“Are you approaching me?” -Raul Rahaman

[@GojoUltra-l5p]

"nice" -Medi

[@Johnny_sins_18_plus]

Ur cmt makes me want to play DS1

[@somerandomchickontheintern4524]

“I’m wondering the same thing!” -SomeRandomChickOnTheInternet

[@emmibb]

Im 35 now and never had to fight in my life. I was a smaller than average, introvert kid from a mid-class family with no older brothers, so easy target for bullies. but for some reason they always spared me. Actually, more often than not, the bullies were my friends I suppose that you just need to understand your position in the "food chain" and play your cards the best you can having said that, I have always wondered what it feels like to get a pounch in the face. Nice video!

[@giovannimorgan8728]

It doesn’t feel good at all bro.

[@Madadudajun]

@@giovannimorgan8728Unless you’re a masochist 😏

[@nebbestneb]

@@giovannimorgan8728dont fight bruh, i did and won got hit by his car 2 weeks later

[@AnthonySlavin]

It's fun. It's really not that bad in all honesty, the adrenalin masks a lot of the pain but once it wears off you know you've been hit lol.😅

[@Asufiku]

"To fight is to actually live, said no one ever" -Family

[@austinpat2570]

i believe that when you are fighting to survive that is truly is the only time you realize how alive you are the only time you think about how everything could slip and what you wont have

[@thatjuicyboi8516]

fuck. another fast and furious meme

[@Rebel_riot151]

@@thatjuicyboi8516 it's not a Fast and the Furious meme *without Family*

[@agenteredactado8967]

Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ

[@El_Jaraim]

@@Rebel_riot151 *Toretto and Family approved* 👍

[@alfie4234]

“I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go out looking for trouble.” -Mufasa

[@thelongestshadow3389]

Underrated line. 👏👏👏👏

[@santiagocar6674]

im proud of you man. Thanks for that.

[@Sejitas223]

shut up😂@@santiagocar6674

[@SoJangHo37]

"Your actions should be your free karma not influenced by body,Respect, Desires,support & relations🔆

[@stephenkentperez7705]

"So I have to be brave when someone offend me, hurt my feelings or dont agree with me" -a lot of people.

[@TylerDurden-td2yg]

It could've been a great comment section, where most share their first fighting experiences. Instead one unfunny quote after the other.

[@bilelsicario]

Exactly what I thought

[@smj2365]

ikr that was literally what i was hoping for lmfao

[@Hstevenson69]

We don't talk about ***** ****! It's the first and second rule.

[@Benjamin-ot1ic]

True

[@colinshaw5469]

I would like to read a first fight experience of someone that lost for sure, to understand what would happen if I fight

[@andrewcliffe4753]

I had been bullied my entire life at school due to a handicap when I was young. I was 14 and being bullied again when to my complete surprise I downed him in one explosive hit. The attitude of the entire school changed instantly to respect. I lost my respect for humanity that day.

[@thelie6992]

Humanity, what's that i only know how to inflict pain

[@paperblackwriter]

"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this." - Nelson Mandela, probably

[@HakmanTim]

@@threeholepunchjim721 proof?

[@Jauhnnyy]

@@threeholepunchjim721 bruh this is the internet.

[@goldenkitten6601]

Stop with the cringe jokes saw hundreds of times

[@Jauhnnyy]

@@goldenkitten6601 no

[@paperblackwriter]

@@goldenkitten6601 yeah, sorry mate. I was high.

[@JCTBomb]

This gives me a new perspective on boxing and ufc stuff. We pay to “watch people hurt/beat each other”

[@IBringTheNapkins]

You're zooted bruh. SHEEEEEEEEESH

[@Tylert2131]

wow what an insight.

[@user-fd5ew3sf5z]

Coming from a boxer it’s really not that deep your not really thinking until it’s over

[@antonyio123]

yeah but boxers and other fighters love there sport, its not like there being forced to fight😂

[@caytonhopson3200]

it it’s on tv and some of the big fighters get paid millions for each fight

[@bigowl2542]

“Everyone likes Cheetos until the tiger turns up”. - Sonic the Hedgehog

[@poopinmyassass4198]

Cheeta

[@sillywatch558]

💀💀💀

[@_jippo8228]

Don't you mean frosted flakes?

[@BlueJsContentDump]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5Wwga2dj6eJoac

[@vingul4983]

inspeerationjal 🥺🥺

[@zenoshima9639]

My first fight was a sparring with my boxing teacher, i was too high with my own ego thinking i could at least put up a fight. 5 seconds, i couldnt land nothing, my punches felt slow, and i didnt even realize that i blocked and he delivered a punch straight to my stomach and i went to the ground. I cried that day, i felt destroyed morally. The lesson here. Be humble, you will never improve as a fighter if you dont have your feet on the ground

[@कौस्तुभलखचौंरा]

"You can't face the problem if the problem is your face" - depressed me

[@radcut7404]

Damn

[@cimsonrose6844]

Use a mirror

[@lotus6589]

Lolololololol........

[@zacmiller3779]

Mirror

[@sureindubitably3771]

r/im14andthatisdeep

[@sadyboi2533]

"If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother" - Master Oogway, 2021

[@muhammadabuzar4622]

😂 good one

[@chiemeka2009]

“There’s no such thing as a fair fight..” -Monkey D. Luffy

[@SubinGeorge26]

"...... fair fight when it comes to pirates." That's the complete quote

[@iskander07]

hehehe

[@hdranoidbakugan1861]

The wisest man of theme all

[@JaRed-jd18]

Yeah, CRAB MENTALITY

[@Neutral_1zed]

I don’t think It’s the fear of injury or consequences that crosses your mind first. It’s the fear of not knowing what your opponent will do, because you’re unprepared. Unlike a trained fighter who knows what to expect, you don’t.

[@thefinchbird9353]

"Cowards die many times before their actual deaths." - Ash Ketchum

[@Jack_jesus]

wait he actually said that? i wouldve said: "there is a difference between bravery and stupidity"

[@medplug4061]

Mans said ash ketchum, I can't...😭😂

[@excuseme5086]

I thought you were joking about Ashton Kutcher, then remembered Pokemon.

[@the_first_galaxy2188]

i didnt get the joke, mind explaining?

[@Jack_jesus]

@@the_first_galaxy2188 it's a quote i think(i dont actually know)

[@dr.doorfenshmirtz4637]

“Violence is never the answer it is the question and the answer is yes.” -Someone who probably never said that

[@aryanisverycool]

Tank fish said it

[@dr.doorfenshmirtz4637]

@@aryanisverycool thanks but I already know that lol most of the comments have quotes from people who didn’t say them so it was a joke

[@Tomer4105]

@@dr.doorfenshmirtz4637 fcc. X ciri מ"מ לילה וני. Fcc y jjk y jjk jjk john n n jjk mom 00 zzxxxzzz

[@ronshi2973]

Violence is never the answer but sometimes it is - Matt Barnes

[@namafault9617]

thats actually awesome. love that quote, I mean it´s absolutely true in these situations.

[@sayandeepbiswas902]

*"The other guy is strong but not as strong as family"* - Dominic "Family Guy" Toretto

[@Prod_ZzimzZ]

Say family one more time... YEAH SAY IT!!!

[@paingothacked9038]

*runs over the opponent with a car*

[@Juann.Perezz024]

Reporter: Dominic how did you make it to the moon Dom: Because of family Reporter: How do you plan to save the world Dom: With family

[@user-rx7iq6kk1o]

@@Prod_ZzimzZ bro that made me think on a fight between Toretto and Samuel Jackson and its like the most epic thing ever wth

[@mammontustado9680]

Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war. -Musashi

[@DaveT1m]

“So you’re chilling, no worries, then, something starts” - God

[@plet.s]

You mean God lol

[@sorenkair]

More like the merchants at the temple after Jesus fucked them up

[@fff-on4yo]

@@sorenkair more like they deserved it for making God's house a marketplace?

[@PresidentialWinner]

@@fff-on4yo God is a businessman, his corporation incorporates the universe. The only reason he would be mad if that he isn't getting a cut. Oh and it's all bullshit and it's bad for you.

[@DaveT1m]

@( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) it has been done

[@salehprotik6333]

"I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes" - my dad 12 years ago

[@pinkcat5011]

"Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel" -Horace Walpole

[@shadowstorm5261]

hes probably in the ufc or something

[@mrscias-911]

hahaha

[@sathvikkumar3609]

“I’m back” -my dad 12 years ago, but a bit later

[@guesswho5966]

What does that have anything to do with fights

[@annimon2814]

“So your next move would be to move your pawn to f3” -a chess expert, probably

[@rickymcmuffin6485]

Ben finegold would be disappointed

[@Landi616]

Thats the comment that finally killed me xD

[@kevinhofman8369]

Then follow up by calling in a nuclear warhead

[@einfachich8333]

Never play f3 😡

[@adj2006]

Hmmm

[@kavyamalik1755]

there's another problem !! I once had this fight and I did not stood for myself. I just simply took the beating It has been almost 2 yrs now and I still feel that I must have stood for myself that day even if I ended up loosing I still would not have to live with the guilt and frustration that I didn't even try and the biggest prob is that it was just not my fault, even the one I fought with later apologized and said that I feel guilt, Him saying that made me feel so weak

[@dumnezoalduit8066]

you're exactly like me, everytime sbdy comes up to me and wants to fight, I literally let him hit me, I just get blocked, I freeze lmao ,not trying to act tough tho, but most of my opponents were really weak, and I could easily beat them, the thing is that I get an instant freeze moment when I anticipate the fight

[@fighterinmkiwiscience3517]

5 people holded me and I fought with my leg. I am feeling guilt now but he started it . Next time I hope if someone started fight with you, you don't break their jaws because privious regret can make you more dangerous. But remember standing up for yourself is always a great choice

[@fighterinmkiwiscience3517]

Guilt is real

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

*”I practice my Fights everyday... in my Imagination.”* -Introverts like me

[@rdlegends3988]

".... And I also win my imaginary fights in the most badass way possible" - Introverts like me

[@NDRWS]

omg sans the legen

[@hugebuffman3619]

"but i'd get hospitalized in a real fight" -introverts like me

[@tanshi2136]

I can all relate to this too much.

[@rygrizzy4771]

This actually happened to me a month ago, some guy was teasing and harassing my friend and he told me and my other friends what happened. When the school was over we talked to them about the "harassing/teasing my friend" bit and just told them to stop but it escalated to a fight in the end. It was me + 5 of my other friends vs 7 of them, it was a riot but good thing one of the teacher near the canteen stopped us.

[@lelouchthotslayer4091]

“Everyone’s got a plan, until they get slammed into the ground.” -Sett, The Beastman Bastard

[@donaldbiden636]

Ain't that from mike tyson?

[@Giogro]

I get it man

[@studentoflife8532]

@@donaldbiden636 well its a game quote based on what Mike said. The character's story basically borrowed a lot from Mike Tyson.

[@chadchadovic2450]

Ah I see youre a man of culture as well

[@markusharroldhailey6688]

Plans while in the fight : -IRL There is no rules, no taping out, end the fight if your opponent incapacitated. -If there is only one opponent grab a weapon, if there are more than one grab more. -Nose, eyes, throat, crotch, knee and elbow is a punching bag or blunt object testing place. -Keep moving, and dont give your opponent time to think. -Dont be afraid to get hit -Always have a buddy, if not then do hit and run. Me : Rush with anything that hard enought to broke a bone or two

[@Mr.Fun-Gi]

"Punch everyone that has face, until they have a plan. " - Michael Jordan

[@stefano2592]

And i took that personally

[@ig100magnaguard]

@@stefano2592 Let's fight.

[@userandresearcher1036]

@@ig100magnaguard * punches you in the stomach * "Not without me!"

[@PaleGhost69]

That might actually make the world a better place

[@prathameshchauhan5572]

@@userandresearcher1036 *elbows you* "don't touch my friend you punk"

[@BagguOkaw]

I’ve been through a lot of fights in my life and I gain nothing but pain and trouble in fact it even made my face uneven from all those fighting, but did I ever regret it? Hell no! I never started a fight it’s either I fought back to bullies or my friends gets me involved, I hate senseless violence but if someone disrespects me and says bad about my family my fist fits well in their faces just fine! It doesn’t matter if win or lose as long as I get the respect I deserve. I promise you this if you ever fight back to your bullies they will never mess with you again!

[@wilsson7149]

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” -Yoda, Probaply

[@walterwhite6216]

Indeed my son

[@ZaYn.91]

"Probably, not Probaply" ~Me

[@juanmqm6732]

@@ZaYn.91 Omg, Thx man I think no one new in the entire world that it is probably not probaply.

[@noodleboi540]

Prolly obi wan actually?🧐

[@theozudemdor5778]

Nah it was Pain from Naruto

[@danielanderson8017]

“Stop quoting people, Make a your own Quotes.” -Me

[@Friendly_G]

You shouldn't pur Mike Tyson

[@Friendly_G]

Should've put

[@iexoticcraft]

“Stop quoting people, Make a your own Quotes.” -Daniel Anderson

[@pfcbangin]

Reads more like Super Mario said it.

[@scrubzero1735]

“Stop quoting people, Make a your own Quotes.” -Daniel Anderson

[@ErwinSmith001]

"If you can't outsmart your opponent,give him depression" -Napoleon Bonaparte

[@cloudwalker679]

This must be why almost everyone is toxic in games nowadays

[@hshshshshshshshshshshs2949]

@@cloudwalker679 yea

[@abhishekshekhar88]

Shinzo sasagyo

[@foughtflea1961]

@@abhishekshekhar88 shinzo wo sasageyo

[@obi-wankenobi4279]

Shinzou wo sasageyo

[@Kingbee642]

yes, I'm watching this because I might be involved in a fight in the next days

[@samimurati4560]

As an albanian we get into alot of fights just know one thing dont be scared, getting knocked out it rarely happens and dont feel embarrassed if you lose i lost many times but also won many times

[@Kingbee642]

@samimurati4560 thanks for the advice, when it happens, if it happens at all, it's going to be my first fight so this really helps a lot

[@samimurati4560]

@Kingbee642 its really nothing important ull only get some bruises or maybe a bit of blood but knockouts happen very rarely and being punched actually doesnt hurt when ur in a fist fight cause of the adrenaline its like exchanging uncontrollable punches and blinking when getting hit

[@Kingbee642]

@samimurati4560 yeah, the adrenaline and survival instinct make you mostly numb to pain, as far as I know

[@laanuadeboye2764]

“A wise king never seeks out war. But he must always be ready for it.”~Odin

[@goofistmcnutty3280]

That's the shitty Marvel Odin. Though the quote itself ain't half bad, I'll say that much.

[@Beaver_Monday]

@@goofistmcnutty3280 wah wah marvel bad

[@stix8371]

@@Beaver_Monday bruh

[@Beaver_Monday]

@@stix8371 stonks

[@inkchariot6147]

@@Beaver_Monday Marvel and DC are absolute shit. Currently, at least.

[@fathertime7864]

"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell" -Biology teacher

[@jonasamorim4958]

or parasite Eve

[@BlueJsContentDump]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5Wwga2dj6eJoac

[@taurinemovie1785]

“A man doesn’t know fear until he farts and feels something wet” -Sun tzu, the art of war

[@anon-aalu]

I wouldn’t wish that fear on my worst enemy.

[@niinmika3450]

Now this, is a fate worse than getting beat up

[@brenttonbmx]

Not feels but knows*

[@checkit7528]

@@niinmika3450 fate*

[@niinmika3450]

@@checkit7528 Thx for correcting me

[@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б]

I was learning martial arts for 10 + years from early childhood and for me it wasnt hard to be not afraid of being beaten i wasa Afraid of hurting people for real i usually holding back if situation is not critical

[@taaakaa]

"We all have fears, we're human. But you're too ashamed to admit it. And you confuse that with courage."

[@samuelhunter4631]

-An anime character, probably

[@taaakaa]

@@samuelhunter4631 close, it's actually from a Japanese movie called Drunken Angel (1948)

[@slainszn418]

I wish i said this to so many people i know at school.

[@itsTADI]

The more i get older the more i fear fights. When i was in my 14s until 18s i used to fight without thinking that i could end up in jail or in a grave. I used to be wild. If anyone would talk crap to me i would beat the hell out of them but now i do fear fights. I try as possible as i can to stay out of them. I don't like being hit. I know it doesn't hurt at that moments but now just thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable. It's been three years since i haven't had a real fight. Im 21 now and i hope i never get into a fight again.

[@Miliradian]

Isn't courage the ability to overcome fear

[@ITRIEDEL]

“I’m shitting my guts out because I didn’t BBQ the chicken enough” - me right now on the toilet at 12:29am

[@alejandrogomezfernandez7350]

Hope you are feeling better now

[@wannydane]

@@alejandrogomezfernandez7350 🪱

[@CorvusRemalius]

Ayo you good now boss

[@ITRIEDEL]

@@CorvusRemalius yup, I survived the night. It was a rough one tho. Thanks for asking! Haha

[@ITRIEDEL]

@@alejandrogomezfernandez7350 ❤️ cleaned my digestive tract!

[@maxgarval4997]

"A smart man fixes a hole in his pocket. A wise one uses it to scratch his balls" - Sun Tzu

[@gauravjoshi6725]

What if I don't have to scratch balls should I repair my pocket or not?

[@maxgarval4997]

@@gauravjoshi6725 Scratch 'em anyway

[@nakulgoel5875]

and a legend sucks them through the hole

[@Bigmtj10678]

Dude💀

[@gonchizamora6742]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[@Eldonvrga]

Fear doesnt exist its only in your head. Fight always fight

[@youtubeuser3272]

So Sigma 🐺🔥💯

[@VSN-wb2ly]

Fear is the reason why you can live, without fear we probably extinct far long ago

[@luc1d356]

Fear is felt through your body via adrenal glands that produce adrenaline. So no , it's not only in your head and it has it's purpose to keep you alive. If you think it doesn't exist then you are delusional and need some help.

[@cryshukibou4788]

Yo! Somebody come get Eren Yeager over here. 😂😂😂

[@knight-mares]

How many zeros are in a Billion? “At least a million” -Roe Jogan

[@0xssff]

Wait what 😂😂

[@Kredeidi]

Is this real?

[@kurdtcobain2896]

Roe Jogan sounds good

[@s.a.i.animations9114]

no theres 9

[@RoyalChallengerofBangalore]

...

[@JurisicSantiago]

"Please, stop doing this, you're hurting us." - Deez Nutz

[@navneetkaushik2482]

LMAO

[@chetansirisai]

Lol

[@bidou8441]

This one got me 😭

[@pogra2467]

LMAO

[@joshuawilliams7040]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@netoraido7802]

"I'm willing to fight if it's for family" -Dom

[@andresitatimagos6368]

What if you're the one who punch first on him?

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

@@andresitatimagos6368 Idk. I'd only fight if it was for self defense regardless if it's for family or not. I don't strike first

[@p_HoE_niX]

@@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney what if he's about to hit you, but you sense it and hit him first?

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

@@p_HoE_niX That counts as self defense. Technically they are striking first with that punch and you're defending yourself. Plus even if he strikes first you don't have to hit him. You could block it and then sweep the dude or do a forward barge. Idk man I could be talking outta my ass 😅

[@musictwilight1682]

I never fought before but this was a phenomenal experience.🔥

[@alexfierro7658]

People with siblings: I'm actually president of the company

[@excuseme5086]

Bruh, blood has been shed during my war with my siblings but I don't want to fight other people.

[@MED48L]

Lmao people who will understand this fought with their siblings physically

[@soulaanvon]

Yeah I only stopped attacking my brother when he got taller and stronger than me bc now his hits hurt 🥲

[@agenteredactado8967]

Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ

[@nimarezaei4742]

The amount of times I’ve fought my brother for the dumbest shit 💀💀

[@adamsiow2107]

"I don't know man, my hand is attracted to your face" -Isaac Newton

[@skully131]

Oh shit, this is a good one

[@hamhahami165]

"Everyone has a punch until they get faced in the plan" - tike myson

[@grandfathersfuddi5146]

Wtf

[@Ahl_Haadith]

Wtf😭

[@pcdcreeper2344]

wtf times 3

[@cosmicdragon7901]

Wtf times 4

[@skuutskuut967]

the original was above this, so it was pretty funny

[@alanklm]

"Some serious issues" is having the person who forgets the contest of the fight and their life just for the goal to cause someone pain.