What it feels like to have a fight for the first time?

So.... you love watching ufc fight? Maybe you train mma too? Maybe you're just have interested in fighting.... But you've never been in a fight before? What if it happened tomorrow? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get in a street fight for the first time? In this video I will show you what a fight might look like, how you will feel, etc. Please note that this is just a story so the real experience might be different, but you will have an overlook about it.
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Story base on the answer of Jake Williams from quora. You can check it here: www.quora.com/What-does-it-fe...

[@leaveacomment]

"why is everyone quoting something" - random quoter

[@edwinelmagico8808]

Lmfao dude I swear fight fans and fighters are cringey as hell.

[@jaahas5686]

@@edwinelmagico8808 ikr my dad taught me that if i ever got into fight i must hit first right to jaw when theyre talking 💀💀 tbh it works😭😂

[@jaahas5686]

@@edwinelmagico8808 90% of the time they go to sleep 10% of the time they back off

[@hathinkagain6175]

Idk

[@thatlazyguy2716]

@@jaahas5686 doesn't really work, that's been tried on me number of times, I just dodge it, I dodge the majority of blows to me

[@dhellan8811]

"Why am i still reading the quotes" ~me

[@casilvaunderground]

best comment

[@gojo3673]

"Nice pfp" ~me

[@kurdtcobain2896]

Because it just there

[@adonygrapes]

This is very emotional

[@emilianopaz3805]

lol yea

[@d3w-de807]

As a martial artist, the best and worst feeling at the same time is the few seconds before the fight. Your stumach starts hurting, your heart starts beating very fast and you breathing becomes difficult. You truly forget everything, you just have a guy infront of you, and you want to destroy him. You get really scared, even if you know you're stronger, you're afraid of losing. But mid fight, you feel like a monster, you feel you have all the energy in the world. That fear and stress is all gone, you are very confident mid fight, you feel like the strongest in the world.

[@user-qx5ps1fi7l]

Everybody watch out! We have a tough guy over here!

[@ismaelassassin]

@@user-qx5ps1fi7l clearly you´have never been in a fight. Yes, winning in a fight after months or years of trainning of specifically trainning that does feels rewarding. color me shocked

[@SaitamaSensei142]

I love to fight but im scared to lose thats why i will avoid it

[@percycolburn6607]

yeah, okay rambo.

[@diarrhea6344]

​@@user-qx5ps1fi7lBet you havent ever been in a fight before. The way he describes it its perfect.

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

My first fight was when I was 12 years-old. I was suffering bullying for the first time in my whole life (physical and psychological). Noone came to help me, even after a 6 months of asking for help to my friends (not like they could do anything since the bullying also applied to them), teachers and my parents. I was always taught that violence is never the answer, that I should always try to talk things out... It didn't work. I tried once, twice, even three times to reason with my abusers, they didn't care. I was having a bad day, my parents were getting separated and I didn't know how to process it. In the mind of a 12 year-old who never had any conflicts or any kind of angry outbursts in his life, I was devasted in silence. One bully approaches me, smugly smiling, feeling confident. I tell him to leave me alone, told him I wasn't feeling good... he did not care. He strikes my head, and before I could start thinking, I jump at him. From that point on, my mind is blank. I wake up from such state sitting outside the guidance room with bruises and a black eye. The other kid and a teacher come out of the guidance room. He had a black eye, was covered in bruises, cuts and bite marks in his arms. According to my friends, I was like a wild animal, scratching, hitting and bitting the other kid until two teachers managed to separate me from him. My mother nor my father scolded me but I did lose points in conduct in school. I was never bullied (physically) by him or the others ever again. I don't feel bad for him, I feel rather happy just by remembering that moment. It taught me that fighting is not something you should do but you should learn how to do it at least. People won't mess with you if they know you can put them in a hospital bed, but that doesn't mean you'll go around life searching for fights...

[@jesusofbullets]

If you can help it, don’t do it, but if you have to, then make sure you won’t have to do it again.

[@spiderswave]

Your Amazing bro .the way u expressed .i also being emotionally weak suffered it 2 yrs and goone into deep silent away from family and society but then in 9th its my new life and i alway being anger on and afraid those who tries to bully me again and it works .anger can make difference in being afraid and making afraid

[@jackartbruh9404]

i almost had a fight with my classmate probs days or weeks ago he hit me in the face as a prank but it hurted so i chased him and when i got to him i pushed him and he pushed me back my classmates stopped him and made me go outside and locked me out so he cant reach me he was like kicking the chair and table and pushing my classmates away to get to me even tho it was his fault

[@Tylerious]

Bros not the main character

[@Noob095TheRealOne]

Damn, i once had a classmate that was superb, always angry and annoyed me all the time. At the end of elementary school, i was relieved because i thought I didn't have to see that mf ever again. But i was so wrong. The middle school was going pretty well, if you don't consider i had to sit next to him for 6 months. Anyway, my life went on and when we had the school trip outside our city (I'm in Italy) and we had to choose the rooms. Everyone had decided except for him because no one wanted him, so me and my group got separated. At my 13th bithday i invited him for kindness, because he had a very few friends and while playing he pushed me, which he usually did when we were kids because of his angry personality. I don't know why, but in that moment i screamt very loud stuff like: "no one f*cking likes you" or "you torture me since when we met". I was emotionally instable and i couldn't talk very well, so I looked kinda crazy. He said in a very annoying tone: "hey chill out". Then i ran after him and I beated his ass. Then i sat down and kept talking with the other ppl like nothing happened. Since that day if someone provocates me, i don't hesitate to return the favor. But nothing is compared to your story... you're truly a hero

[@odstboo1471]

"It is when the mosquito lands on your balls that you realize a situation can be resolved peacefully without the fist." -Sun Tzu or someone

[@ashuto2025]

That one dude who's into CBT: *"Peace was never an option"*

[@Allminety]

Lol so funny

[@someonerandom6137]

💀💀💀

[@aaronking2020]

*beats meat but not in a m*sturbation way*

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@aaronking2020 master bathing bad word!!!

[@KoutarouMosca]

"don't stop when you're tired, stop when you've finished" -Johnny Sins

[@sweatyballs6921]

Underated comment

[@supersoldier9503]

This made me laugh soo hard that I spilled my coffee all over me lol lol lol

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

Nobody say anything about who that person is, so the clueless ones have to Google.

[@eosdawn6399]

Oh wow, this made me think of parn and I didn't realize it was ACTUALLY the intended meaning

[@0dofu439]

Pretty sure David Goggins said that. Or in another format.

[@deependrashukla7449]

Entirely accurate when he says that pain doesn't register during fighting.

[@user-nl4ir7cx5r]

Your peripheral nervous system tends to reduce sensitivity during adrenaline dumps.

[@polishherowitoldpilecki5521]

What about after the fight?

[@deependrashukla7449]

@@polishherowitoldpilecki5521 just like you feel hungover after the drinking session, you start to feel all the pain after fighting.

[@yeahah3617]

Well, you'll feel liver blows like almost immediately 😅

[@StredytierO]

@@user-nl4ir7cx5r could it be a way of nature to decrease the pain of animals that are being hunted?

[@Norwegian_Pirate]

Personally, the worst part for me anyways, is when the pain mid-fight doesn't register as pain but registers only as impact. I've won and lost enough fights to recognize that as soon as pain turns to mere impact, I'm barely attached to reality and it's gonna hurt physically and psychologically in the morning.

[@Legohaiden]

yep.... but worse.... is when those impacts start to hurt again.... if you start to feel pain during the fight through the adrenaline... you are SERIOUSLY injured.

[@7dayspking]

Ehhhh. Lack of pain thing when fighting is nonsense. Pain makes you reevaluate how much the fight is worth. You get caught in the eye, you feel it. Hurt your hand on someone's head or elbow, hurt your leg on their knees or shin, get cut near the eye or a fracture or something, you feel it, then you consider whether the damage is worth it or how hard it'll be to win the fight while hurting

[@flawoepi9590]

@@Legohaidenin a serious fight , the adrenaline will kill almost every sort of tpain during the fight. You could be stabbed or shot without feeling it and collapsing after the fight

[@xerfrex7869]

@@7dayspking In a serious fight, only the absolute worst hits register for me. But everything is immensely clear, it's like I switch to third person. There are hundreds of thoughts going through my mind, half of them about how to deal with the situation afterwards. I start saying token words to paint me as the good guy. Basically, I'm thinking of everything but the pain, so it doesn't really register till afterwards then io fell like shit.

[@7dayspking]

@@flawoepi9590 Nah. Injuries still hurt

[@goneballistic9864]

"Why is everyone quoting stuff I'm confused" - me

[@favito1658]

They can enjoy a good video without jokes

[@tylerallen3531]

Profile picture checks out

[@ayaanosaurasrex6582]

"Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone

[@quack51]

""Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosauras Rex

[@apang1831]

@@quack51 """Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosauras Rex" -Quack

[@YoellR]

@@apang1831 """"Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosaurus Rex" -Quack" -Apang

[@coconuttree9719]

@@YoellR ""Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone" -Ayaanosauras rex" -Quack" -Apang" -Yo"

[@X_ANDRO69]

@@coconuttree9719 """"""Why is everyone quoting everyone" -Everyone-" -Ayaanosauras rex" -Quack" -Apang" -Yo"" -I'm underrated"

[@ArmandDark09]

The deal with a fight is that most of the times the problem is not the fight itself, it's what happens after it. The fear of knocking him out and see that he's not moving, the fear of not knowing who his friends/ family are and what they do, the fear of always being looking over your shoulder, the fear of watching him with a weapon as he walks to you for a second round, the fear of being in a constant worry about your family. A fight should always be the last card and should always be to protect yourself or someone you love from an imminent dangerous situation.

[@Dan_om3]

I agree

[@HoangNguyen-fc7nq]

When I was 12, I found myself in an unexpected situation with a bully. Everything happened so fast, and my mind was solely focused on him and the surroundings. I couldn't even hear my friend trying to step in.Things took a turn when the bully started insulting my mom, which was a line I couldn't let him cross. Without thinking, I threw a quick punch to his throat, remembering some moves I'd seen in movies. Surprisingly, the fight ended almost as soon as it started, maybe lasting about 15 seconds. Looking back, I realize I did what felt right in the heat of the moment. Interestingly, after that incident, no one bothered me again. It's strange how taking a decisive action, like hitting someone where it hurts, can put an end to further trouble. While I don't promote violence, this experience showed me the importance of standing up for oneself in certain situations.

[@rexterandres1192]

Damn just by watching movies you learned some good moves

[@user-hx1ry6iq8x]

ignoring the bully is one of the worst advice i ever heard

[@gamingbloopersroadto100]

@@user-hx1ry6iq8xyea fr

[@ozgun05]

"You can pee without pooping, but you can't poop without peeing" -"Sun Tzu"

[@louisr2052]

I guess i just have a problem then

[@danilapolesciuk4316]

True

[@shuteye2702]

So wise

[@beans5762]

wise words

[@RoyalChallengerofBangalore]

wow

[@ignacioramirez5903]

"While in the air, press the jump button to perform a double jump" - Hideo Kojima

[@therandomizer7774]

I'm dying lol

[@Dylanfrias24]

@@therandomizer7774 - Hidetaka Miyazaki

[@garryrptr]

-Major Zero

[@keeganrose8146]

I was hoping to find some testimonials in the comments but oh man am I glad I found this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maskimgalgo2046]

While in the air press R2 for anti air deathblow

[@stokeleyiam4053]

I can tell you I've been fighting since I was a kid and in my teen years I can always say that it was a very scary experience the first time I got into a "High school fight" it felt amazing in the first couple of minutes the adrenaline rushing and swinging and saying to yourself in your head "WIN WIN WIN!!!" its a very emotional experience. Your putting harm on another human I can tell you that I sat in the hallway of my school crying my eyes out while calling my dad. Theres people who've said that its stupid that a man cries after a fight. I can tell you that it isn't your a Male and were "supposed to be" Unemotional, Brave, confident, strong etc. But it doesn't feel good it feels SO bad after you got done with a fight. I can tell you always that this emotional experience has taught me to just walk away its not worth it...

[@Legohaiden]

this is a very true fact that a lot of people dont know about.... but if its your FIRST FIGHT..... as a man.... you are going to cry afterwards. The emotional let down, the adrenaline downturn... its too much. You might not cry like a baby or anything but there will be tears, and you are going to feel like shit for a variety of reasons. fighting isn't fun, it doesn't make you "tough", and generally if you fight savagely and other people see it... they will forever look at you differently, like you are some sort of monster.

[@ToxicBastard]

I know several fighters who are super macho and would never cry, they all wept after their first fight and some still do, win or lose. It's overwhelming.

[@AnimalsAreTheBestOfTheBest]

​@@ToxicBastardme included

[@ToxicBastard]

@@AnimalsAreTheBestOfTheBest It's emotional to experience, I've sparred mates and afterwards the conversation is really free and funny,like everybody has had a drink.

[@Rye-1000]

it only feels bad if you lost. Otherwise its like a feeling of being alive and subjugating another human some dont take pride in it and some do more often than not

[@koneeche]

Rule one of being in a fight: Avoid physical confrontation by any means necessary. Nobody wins a fist-fight.

[@richardblack3385]

Lmao

[@Rye-1000]

yes give me the rules of a fight only people who truly lost feel like its a lost otherwise its a feeling like no other you probably never really fought anyone have you

[@krystofcisar469]

Rather ´´ nobody wins if someone calls police´´ :D u probably never been in one. your rule works only before fight happens

[@koneeche]

@@krystofcisar469 I've seen my fair share of fighting. You'll eventually realize that it's not worth it.

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

Maybe if you don't like fighting. Some of us actually enjoy this, so even if we don't win we had fun.

[@AranhaaTheSixtyninth]

"So first you shoot him, then you throw the body In a river" *- S h r e k*

[@aomsum7093]

Ayo what did shrek do

[@almightymanshadow1002]

@Witre htv ReAl MaLe WaY !!!

[@shrek2929]

You don’t throw the body in a river but in a swamp, read my book again nerd...

[@abhishekrajput9332]

@@shrek2929 🤣🤣

[@aomsum7093]

@@shrek2929 oh god the ogre himself just corrected him

[@dighad3824]

"My brother didn't say that shit" - Moon Tzu,

[@domnic6271]

"Yes he did" - dad tzu

[@DaZeDmerlin]

I did sister, stop trying to derail me, you would be invisible without me. - Brother Tzu

[@diidac17]

Underrated comment

[@unknown69801]

Lmfao

[@hahahahahahahahahahahahaha2043]

"Yeah he didn't" - Star Tzu

[@HeavenPrinceAmiri]

I had my first fight at 14 where I had absolutely 0 actual fighting experience, me and this guy were fighting after school, I ran at him to tackle him (stupid idea for obvious reasons) he braced and hit me with a quick jab, my entire world just blanked. The adrenaline I felt in those moments was insane, I fell down and blacked out for 2 seconds but I felt absolutely no pain at all, it felt like I could easily keep going but I stopped because I got injured pretty bad in my eye and didn’t want to continue. Went home crying out of embarrassment but I’m so glad now that it happened, it was a great learning experience for me to always be prepared in a fight and keep my distance. But don’t fight period it’s never worth it, pride is useless 90% of the time.

[@Ollepellekasper]

Similar thing happened to me but I was the one kinda getting charged. It was my classmate and after a disagreement he tried to do the same but he didn't have momentum. He was basically grappling me while I was punching his back. After we were broken up or smt I started crying, so yeah I agree with you, even though I won the "fight" (neither of us were injured) I still didn't feel like I accomplished anything therefore making it worthless.

[@polishherowitoldpilecki5521]

Pride is useless but it lingers. And it can haunt you.

[@matthewroth1]

"you don't rise to the occasion, you sink to your training." Facts and that's why it's important to learn a fundamental martial art like boxing, jiu-jitsu, krav maga, wrestling, etc. I've only been in two fights; both lasted less than 15-20 seconds, and they were in defense. In that sense, I never felt guilty, but the part about pain is so true. Never punch straight on with a closed, tight fist; it almost always will result in fractures or dislocations. Better to use your elbows, shoulders, knees, or a palm strike. You train not to get into fights, but to be ready to react in case you find yourself in one. Always try to escape, a fight could result in assault or manslaughter charges, to say the least.

[@yeahah3617]

“Never punch with your closed fist” is kinda a moronic thing to say, there is a time and a place for every type of strike, yes punching would increase your chances of breaking your hand but it is also the most effective long-range strike that can cut the opponent’s face and fracture some smaller bone in the face and head. So I agree with you that the punching would break your hand part, but to say “*never* do it” in a life-or-death situation is just not that great of advice

[@neerajkumarverma8372]

@@yeahah3617 yeah , atleast it's better than a "palm strike" .

[@ViperPain141]

@@neerajkumarverma8372couldn’t be more true. Fighting is about effectively using your limbs and/or body to cause control and/or harm to the opponent without hurting yourself.

[@BonerSexGaming]

Everyone in this comment section: "I've been in 7000 street fights and I've never lost but yeah the video is true."

[@selly5820]

HAHAHHA BASICALLY

[@micharyk3550]

In slavic countries these number can be correct lmao

[@eugeemz6591]

And its true

[@goofistmcnutty3280]

@@eugeemz6591 The only thing I'm seeing is Mike Tyson quotes.

[@qs2808]

Haha yeah ive been in 7000 fights but yeah this is true

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

“Why fight people when you have a personal nuclear Arsenal?” -Gandhi, 1934

[@MrBro142]

Civilization 5, no aggression

[@aradhnasingh6242]

As an indian I can totally say that Gandhi has said this shit

[@loukasmikelatze1866]

You have to get to that button before I get you tho

[@mahdihosseini5438]

And thats why indian people got free after 40 years of taling mean while they coulde just fight and thats it they woulde got free

[@joeysimone245]

@@MrBro142 I know about that from random video watching

[@user-hq3sh8xu5w]

The most intense feelings iv’e had after fights is fear of consequence. I’ve been chased by several and different gangs after fights and it could take weeks before it cooled off. Always avoid fights if you can. You may win the battle, but you could loose the war. And it feels really bad to look over your shoulder all the time

[@susbaca]

*lose

[@parace-tamo-la3717]

Yeah thx

[@ShadowEmpathy]

Finnaly a usefull video on youtube! I like your channel and keep it up!

[@borgorkming8885]

“When you feel like quitting, just think about why you started.”- alcoholic

[@carljohn-cena2726]

Nice quote

[@BaneTheMan]

Stolen

[@carljohn-cena2726]

@@BaneTheMan so who gave this quote?

[@G1313S]

To quit

[@borgorkming8885]

@@BaneTheMan sorry but your comment was “ S T O L E N”

[@Flypy974]

*_"Don't fight alone, fight with your family"_* - Vin Diesel

[@Code-zq5yo]

Lmao

[@abunmarz4246]

Ahh shit...here we go again 😂

[@ibrahimfarooqi8937]

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa

[@OPsommie]

💀😹😹😹😹

[@Sundawg17]

When ur in a pickle just call ur family 😎

[@commanderofdeath6906]

My first fight was during the beginning of 10th grade. It was a normal day and i was enjoying with my friends during free period. I threw my friend's pen for fun but out of nowhere he came at me and began punching me. The first time ive ever been in an active physical fight. I blacked out. I regained consciousness a few seconds later and charged towards him. He managed to kick me back but luckily i didn't fall over. I yelled a an extremely terrible curse word so loud that it caused the neighbouring classes' teachers to come to ours. I then noticed my nose was bleeding due to the punches. I was about to charge at him when a teacher entered our class. I knew rhe fight was over without me getting a chance to fight back. The blood from my nose trickled into my mouth and i spat it at his face so that he knows i am not going down without a fight. This was my first fight. Against my best friend

[@thecoolnewsguy]

So what happened after the class

[@gogoulol7784]

Damn that's crazy my first fight was in kindergarten and I won. I fought mostly through middle school and Now I am in high school. I hope not to fight anymore from all the guilt. Better to always avoid fights

[@rajajaved9319]

Well said in the last part. See some things should end with a fight. People get out of their way!!!

[@rohit4x606]

"earth is lying, nasa is flat" -John Cena

[@extra_chicken4353]

Wat

[@Someone-hs5yb]

Lol

[@salieri3425]

Wtf

[@turbanteban]

Hahahaha

[@nakedpalkia8510]

"The problem with the internet quotes is that they're often not true" - Charlie Chaplin

[@enjoyer2227]

"Wait, why's everyone quoting famous people in the comments?" -Sunbro Solaire

[@xl_akash_lx]

"So you have chosen death." -Axel

[@raulrahaman9863]

“Are you approaching me?” -Raul Rahaman

[@medikibambe6469]

"nice" -Medi

[@Johnny_sins_18_plus]

Ur cmt makes me want to play DS1

[@somerandomchickontheintern4524]

“I’m wondering the same thing!” -SomeRandomChickOnTheInternet

[@WompieTunes]

1:55 Note to self: Always carry a lead pipe to the pub

[@emmibb]

Im 35 now and never had to fight in my life. I was a smaller than average, introvert kid from a mid-class family with no older brothers, so easy target for bullies. but for some reason they always spared me. Actually, more often than not, the bullies were my friends I suppose that you just need to understand your position in the "food chain" and play your cards the best you can having said that, I have always wondered what it feels like to get a pounch in the face. Nice video!

[@Godofnothingness6]

I also have a similar highschool experience the bullies never really targeted me not at all they always talk to me in a friendly manner and make jokes with me but I've seen them fighting and bullying other kids but for some reason not me probably because they know im not a threat or i understand my place and keep my distance

[@Beaner..]

“Switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading”. -Gaz

[@NeroMattsss]

R.I.P. Gaz. Him and Paul Jackson felt worse than Ghost for me...

[@mchoen186]

@@NeroMattsss NO

[@UliMMarin]

"Using your knife is even faster than switching to your pistol. Knife the watermelon" -Gaz

[@reallyweirdcat]

@@NeroMattsss good job spoiling two games in one comment

[@josephjoestar377]

@doggo its not suppose to be funny

[@querube78]

"Everyone gets equal rights....and lefts" -the US constitution

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

lol

[@PresidentialWinner]

That's actually a really good constitution. Forget a higher purpose, forget a great creed, it's all about throwing punches.

[@nolangilmore283]

lmaooo

[@dr.franxx6192]

Underrated coment, made me laugh so hard

[@vaidikkhandelwal935]

Best one yet 😂

[@bluesuit460]

Never been in a street fight but i’ve been in an mma competition. The andrenaline before is crazy, once ur there, you’re just fighting then when it’s over, it’s a relief you are healthy and safe. Hopefully.

[@dano3493]

"Everybody gansta till the guy throws a TV at you" -Daft Punk

[@arminsabanovic3273]

Ahhaahagag

[@user-oj1ow5zf9g]

Goood one it made me crack😂😂

[@Ant-iq3fj]

Why daft punk ?

[@RoadAveku]

@@Ant-iq3fj I think one of them got into it with another person and that daft punk member got puffed, only to regret it when something was thrown that could have ended his career. This might confirm that was a tv...

[@TheCaliphateCoalition]

''Why is everyone quoting me, I never said that'' -Sun Tzu, The art of war.

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

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[@Master_Udon]

"It's because i'm too intelligent for this shit" -Sun Tzu, The art of war.

[@v3rt985]

@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 do you have nothing else to do besides try to grab random people's ip addresses?

[@GRAGH57]

Bro u have no idea

[@TheCaliphateCoalition]

@@v3rt985 Well, too bad most of us here aren't dumb.

[@kavyamalik1755]

there's another problem !! I once had this fight and I did not stood for myself. I just simply took the beating It has been almost 2 yrs now and I still feel that I must have stood for myself that day even if I ended up loosing I still would not have to live with the guilt and frustration that I didn't even try and the biggest prob is that it was just not my fault, even the one I fought with later apologized and said that I feel guilt, Him saying that made me feel so weak

[@salzhaltigersalzhaufen586]

good video and a good message

[@scummywizard3561]

"please stop quoting me, i never said that" -Mike Tyson "first time?" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@Fueledbyrendang]

💀💀

[@Luckymann1223]

That's clever XD

[@spiritteddy9393]

You dropped this 👑

[@depressedandgrapes8311]

The peak of this meme format

[@eimantasstakutis6823]

I am convinced “the art of war” is his second name.

[@GalaxyShorky]

This is so true. People always walk over me and stuff, and I let all that slide cuz they used to be my friends, and I didn’t wanna hurt them. Im changed tho so thankfully I don’t struggle with this issue anymore.

[@evergreenlifeministrieschu6048]

i find this kinda relatable,because i get in a lot of fights and it feels exactly like this video

[@daliyoung]

“”why is everyone quoting everyone?” - everyone” - everyone

[@macreacts6787]

everyone

[@agamsingh__0]

"why is everyone quoting everyone?" - everyone" - everyone - Jordan Hernandez

[@narutoduchiha8983]

“Why is everyone quoting everyone?” - everyone” - everyone - Jordan Hernandez - JellyLOL

[@SwordCrab]

@@narutoduchiha8983 """why is everyone quoting -everyone?" -everyone -everyone -Jordan Hernandez -JellyLOL" -Naruto D Uchiha

[@gm9413]

""Why is everyone quoting everyone?" -everyone" -everyone -Jordan Hernandez -jellyLOL -Naruto D Uchiha -Kelpcrab

[@TryTane]

"If running doesn't work, then just run faster lol" - a runner probably

[@joaquinceriani5033]

- Flash

[@ykharus2840]

- Bolt

[@codecha0s417]

- a guy being chased by a bear

[@superiordexx5161]

“I am speed” - Lighting McQueen

[@royalfamily1938]

I like this one

[@Rokata-tn5ly]

I get that good feeling when I fight and sometime is very terrified when your opponent has a weapon.

[@Giga.s]

as a martial artist I've waited my whole life for this specific moment.

[@albertoeinsteino8852]

"Everyone has a punch until they get plan in the face" - Some guy

[@orenofficial4410]

Everyone has a face until they get plan in the punch

[@jude6342]

Punch has a everyone until plan get they in the face

[@Desperajoe]

A punch has they until everyone the in get face plan

[@LazyartistLast]

everyone has a face until their face gets punched in the face.

[@krish_Jain1443]

Plan has a face until they get the punch in everyone.

[@user-uu8zx4ur5m]

"You can't face the problem if the problem is your face" - depressed me

[@radcut7404]

Damn

[@cimsonrose6844]

Use a mirror

[@lotus6589]

Lolololololol........

[@zacmiller3779]

Mirror

[@sureindubitably3771]

r/im14andthatisdeep

[@facefade8420]

one word - amazing.

[@ToxicBastard]

I remember once taking a hard hit to the head mid-round, it's like getting high in the sense that you feel energy shoot though your body and tiredness just vanishes. Any blow that doesn't rock you but hurts enough to set off that rush is a crazy feeling, it's motivating and electrifying, almost like a bump of coke, but not exactly. Also being on top of someone on the ground is a dangerously thrilling feeling, that kind of power and control is a little bit scary sometimes.

[@scarykurapika100yago2]

"I'm not promoting violence, i'm promoting don't fuck with me" -Albert Einstein

[@alexanderulv3886]

Yeah I remember when he said that, I had just finished high school and I was drunk on my way to a bar. It was my first kill, of the season.

[@whore_knee]

100 yrs and 14 hrs ago?? :0

[@Energy807]

Uh...

[@themystic5045]

1000th like

[@Aikakakaaa]

“-I have the power of god and anime on my side” - That One Kid

[@fathertime7864]

"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell" -Biology teacher

[@jonasamorim4958]

or parasite Eve

[@BlueJsContentDump]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5Wwga2dj6eJoac

[@user-dd7hv2sx5b]

I was learning martial arts for 10 + years from early childhood and for me it wasnt hard to be not afraid of being beaten i wasa Afraid of hurting people for real i usually holding back if situation is not critical

[@marcusangelomunoz756]

I absolutely LOVE how this video is themed after SIAMES' song "The Wolf"

[@dhruvagarwal]

"if you feel someone is hostile, headshot them" -Sun Tzu, The Art of Modern Warfare.

[@Raffney]

Sun Tzu said deception is key in war. So your comment maybe even more ironic than intended.

[@Salvage5681]

@@threeholepunchjim721 Thanks for letting us know and showing proof of this. I'll comment on all of the videos informing people of this.

[@erinaco6402]

"if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight", also Sun Tzu

[@akdeleS4]

@@Salvage5681 no

[@abyssportal1225]

Saitama: i feel no emotion

[@solitary2]

“Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face” - Mike Tyson “Then don’t fucking get hit.” - Gandhi

[@ujjalkalita3323]

I hope you don't mean Gandhi

[@mrsavage4837]

Lol then don’t come up with plans

[@BeeeShoe]

I hope you definitely didn't mean Gandhi

[@vishwarao6064]

@@BeeeShoe Bisu

[@n.i.c.k]

Just shoot

[@RinseProper-pn3qm]

Ahhhh that last part... Waking up and you're in more pain than before..

[@egg1645]

I got the ever loving shit beat out of me by my "best friends" in high school, the bit about the adrenaline is so real. I remember pleading for them to stop and hearing everybody around me chanting to keep going as my body failed me. I remember how hard the first punch hit when i felt it connect to my face, how everything went cold, then black, then pain. After some time people came to pull them back and I went to the bathroom and cried, and I remember thinking how I had never fought anyone before and being so angry with myself, how if ONLY i had anticipated, trained, been more violent and rageful and fought more, how i would have been able to defend myself. It trains you to be wrathful. It trains you to throw away your humanity. It starts out by doing it in the moment, but it slowly seeps into the rest of your life. DON'T DO IT. Get away from the scene, and fucking run. People will call you a pussy and try to bully you in any way they can, but you WILL thank yourself later in life for being the bigger person. Real strength isn't a punch, it's the willingness to diffuse it even when you're at your worst.

[@ViperPain141]

Training isn’t about bringing your emotions out, it’s about controlling them in high stress scenarios. If you go your whole life not training for fighting, and when the time comes, you’ll be underprepared and you’ll suffer the consequences for doing so. Train to protect and control yourself and you’ll be able to defend yourself more easily than not.

[@thechh8297]

This sounds like something that someone-who-got-their-ass-kicked would say.

[@ViperPain141]

@@thechh8297 then you’re welcome to see red and throw hands with all your might.

[@thechh8297]

@@ViperPain141 I will throw hands without the red, thanks.

[@ViperPain141]

@@thechh8297 without you seeing red, you are now calm. Of course, in a fight you’re pumped with adrenaline and are scared from the threat, but it is better than to unleash your emotions.

[@boimcfly7448]

"Poopoo time, is also pee pee time. But not every pee pee time is poo poo time" -King Louis XXIV

[@randomguy8476]

Lol. Why am I laughing at this? I'm so immature

[@kickless7776]

🤣🤣

[@helloe8577]

-pudidi

[@mr.skeleton5536]

This is the one quote that resonates with me spiritually. What a wise man.

[@DxPxOfficial]

“These hands don’t discriminate, anyone can catch them; black, white, man, woman or child” -Bruce Lee or Maybe Rosa Parks (I don’t remember)

[@inkchariot6147]

Gandhi said that

[@Patrick_Nguyen]

I think it was Batman

[@danijellino1921]

Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@beirk7919]

dont think that is what bruce lee gonna say, since he never promotes hitting woman nor child

[@danielajayi894]

-Marry poppins

[@soulangela7154]

Love how the whole video is just a reference to 'the wolf - siamés'. Amazing animated music video.

[@sulaitafridi7844]

I've been through many street fights, I've fought alone with multiple persons, still I never loss a fight,I'm fearless in fighting, and I'm beast of fighting, but I only fight when it's necessary to stop evil people from their evil activities.💪🏻🔥

[@way8756]

Comments: "I've been in over 40 street fights" Reality: Bryce Hall

[@jonasbutler7572]

👏

[@jasimjaleel2295]

U mean "Bryce Fall"?

[@bjmagiq961]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tharunraaj6168]

LMAO underrated comment

[@turbulentexchange7107]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@chillyj5042]

“Don’t be scared homie.” -Nick Diaz

[@IsThisSuccess]

Nick diaz? Whos diaz? ;)

[@odurawaz5149]

@@IsThisSuccess casual

[@kylemurphy9119]

@@IsThisSuccess go home

[@Darkslayers_son]

@@IsThisSuccess Gtfo!

[@FriendlyKnuckle]

I've gotten in a few fist fights over the years, not really any big ones after 18 though, but enough to actually have a strategy without any real training. The thing is though, I've never felt guilt or too bad about it since I've only been in fights after the other party started it. Finishing a fight get's you in trouble, but starting them ain't the way it is supposed to be.

[@Adam-hs9ft]

I heard a quote once, "no man should seek to fight, but all good men should be prepared for the day it comes

[@rickeyg2485]

Script was written so well that even though it wasn’t a real person speaking, it kinda felt like one

[@Kiko-sn2rk]

I didn't even notice it wasn't a real person till I read this comment

[@konodioda6102]

Wow, I just rewatched it and realized it's AI

[@sanbl4bal218]

Wow, I didn't even notice

[@demiladeadesoye450]

Wow. I just thought it was some extremely monotone person

[@frusties1817]

It's the adrenaline rush y'all been feeling imagining yourselves in the fight

[@iconsworld9]

A smart person doesn't seek fight or want to fight, A smart person always look for a peaceful way out, but always ready for a fight.

[@AhseemCarter]

I mean fighting can be fun sometimes

[@s1ump659]

Tru

[@largocharles8729]

A smart person knows hit shit and the consequences it may bring importantly to himself than the others around him. So no, a smart person can seek fights or challenges from another person if he and the other both understand what they are gonna do and the consequences it will bring to them. Yall clinging so much to "peace=good" while being silent about the things peace does bad. There's no white or black in this world, it's always a different level of gray depends on which sides you agree on

[@aZaamBie135]

@@largocharles8729 what bad does peace do? I agree everyone should know how and be ready to fight when they need to.

[@largocharles8729]

@@aZaamBie135 we are talking absolute peace here, the things these supposed "smart" people want to achieve. That kind of peace is not only bad, but it is also out right harmful to us cause without the presence of danger or suffering, there would be no more reason to adapt and evolve, we will weaken ourselves till the time a simple tragedy would deal a massive blow to humanity as a whole. Its also very toxic because youre literally dismissing what is reality just so you can maintain "peace" of whatever it is, literally running away from reality and being close minded to your surrounding and others. Im not saying we should just seek and cause chaos for no reason or trynna normalize being an unreasonable animal. What im saying is that understand what we really are, violence is natural in us, excitement and the thrill of battle and a desire to be stronger than our past selves. Rather than forcefully casting those aside, why not accept it so you could control it and use it to your advantage? Either to help yourself or help others. Stop being so naive about this "peace" bullshit that "smart" people trynna make you pursue. Understand what you really want and respect others, whether you seek fights or prevent them, its you anyways so i give little amounts of fuck about that

[@flameangrytiger8375]

Im a thirteen year old going through puberty. I've been through many fights. Our school has a bullying problem, i go around in the hallways and fighting people. I remember when i first confronted a bully because he was kicking and beating my friend. Its important to note that i dont have any professional fight training but i did however had a really strong mentality and durability then other kids. I was short, but i couldn't care less. He at first pushed me, then i got mad and i started throwing wild swings and jabs with a really trash form. They barely hit but i remember the more i got hit, the more i got angrier. Soon i became the aggressor and the kid gave up. I earned a reputation of my class for being super tough and ngl, that feels good.

[@ABCD-verse]

I am 18 and am a martial arts student and had been learning since 6 yrs old so already 11 years and I am 6'2 and also have been going to gym since last 4 years and had built a good physique. From my childhood I always used to fight in school or even in ground and after learning martial arts I having little angel issues get into all fight happening in school and had injured a lot of people some intentionally some not and even got myself injured 10 plus time .even last month I had an argument with a senior in my collage and we both willing to fight challenged each other but that was the worst fight I had and the time I felt the real pain .we started by pushing each other and the fight got too serious and we both having learnt fighting skills started the worst fight possible and as there was no one present the fight got too intense and at a point I was winning but suddenly got a knee lich in the thigh and fell down suddenly and then he sat on me and started punching me everywhere on face and after a while whole my nose ,face started bleeding and I could resist and almost felt dizzy and I litterally had to beg to himto free me and at last he stood up hit me 5,6 times in my arm and went away .I was dizzy and couldn't stand up and all of my clothes was full of blood but somehow I stood up I pain and then my female friend came and she took me to the medical facility and got 15 stitches that day

[@flameangrytiger8375]

@@ABCD-verse that's kinda metal

[@mharrtj6350]

Amazing video

[@danielanderson8017]

“Stop quoting people, Make a your own Quotes.” -Me

[@Friendly_G]

You shouldn't pur Mike Tyson

[@Friendly_G]

Should've put

[@iexoticcraft]

“Stop quoting people, Make a your own Quotes.” -Daniel Anderson

[@pfcbangin]

Reads more like Super Mario said it.

[@scrubzero1735]

“Stop quoting people, Make a your own Quotes.” -Daniel Anderson

[@sayandeepbiswas902]

*"The other guy is strong but not as strong as family"* - Dominic "Family Guy" Toretto

[@Prod_ZzimzZ]

Say family one more time... YEAH SAY IT!!!

[@paingothacked9038]

*runs over the opponent with a car*

[@Juann.Perezz024]

Reporter: Dominic how did you make it to the moon Dom: Because of family Reporter: How do you plan to save the world Dom: With family

[@user-rx7iq6kk1o]

@@Prod_ZzimzZ bro that made me think on a fight between Toretto and Samuel Jackson and its like the most epic thing ever wth

[@ak71981]

real ash, from experience i cam tell you every after affect is real except for the pain part

[@NobodyLikeSHIINE]

I love the animation references in this

[@chef9524]

"Come and catch these hands boy" - General Kenobi

[@TudBoatTed]

Hello there

[@userandresearcher1036]

@@TudBoatTed General Kenobi!

[@jorritverdeyen8843]

@@userandresearcher1036 i’ve been expecting you

[@Xx_SuperPenis_xX]

@@jorritverdeyen8843 jedi fool I have been trained of the jedi arts of count dukoo

[@darrien6761]

700th

[@robslams2324]

The way you said your life disappears. The only thing that matters is the environment you’re fighting in and your opponent. It kind of gave me the chills like it’s almost a beautiful thing.

[@sethleoric2598]

"There is no shame in deterrence, having a weapon is very different from actually using it.." - Ghandi before he wipes out the entire population of Arkansas with 10 nuclear warheads.

[@tomascabreramesina7867]

but never carry a weapond if you are not ready to use it

[@sethleoric2598]

@@tomascabreramesina7867 ghandi was ready

[@poopybuttguy5523]

Civilization moment

[@natetbag]

We deserved wiped out

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

"Talk soft but carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt

[@waltir2187]

That fight animation was clean af

[@rubentilbury5151]

"Reasonable man must come Unreasonable." And how true that is.

[@taurinemovie1785]

“A man doesn’t know fear until he farts and feels something wet” -Sun tzu, the art of war

[@bijay4367]

I wouldn’t wish that fear on my worst enemy.

[@niinmika3450]

Now this, is a fate worse than getting beat up

[@brenttonbmx]

Not feels but knows*

[@checkit7528]

@@niinmika3450 fate*

[@niinmika3450]

@@checkit7528 Thx for correcting me

[@XenongamingYTDS]

“ If you are homeless just buy a house “ - A guy from heaven

[@EgbertVanRobinson]

whats the idea behind that name?

[@XenongamingYTDS]

@@EgbertVanRobinson LMAO 😂😂

[@reborn6596]

You quoted the wrong person dummy it’s TikTok girl that said that (sry had to be that guy)

[@hdpixel4162]

the bar in first scene is from siames - the wolf song , nice detail with putting it cause the song is about fight

[@Arcane_Arts]

i love all of the references to other well known fight animations.

[@bigowl2542]

“Everyone likes Cheetos until the tiger turns up”. - Sonic the Hedgehog

[@poopinmyassass4198]

Cheeta

[@sillywatch558]

💀💀💀

[@_jippo8228]

Don't you mean frosted flakes?

[@BlueJsContentDump]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5Wwga2dj6eJoac

[@vingul4983]

inspeerationjal 🥺🥺

[@paperblackwriter]

"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this." - Nelson Mandela, probably

[@HakmanTim]

@@threeholepunchjim721 proof?

[@Jauhnnyy]

@@threeholepunchjim721 bruh this is the internet.

[@goldenkitten6601]

Stop with the cringe jokes saw hundreds of times

[@Jauhnnyy]

@@goldenkitten6601 no

[@paperblackwriter]

@@goldenkitten6601 yeah, sorry mate. I was high.

[@heubert69]

After getting used to fights it's quite weird how you feel, well at least how I feel. I feel scared but I also feel confident. Sorta similar to how Mike Tyson described getting into the ring but not as intense for how he describes his confidence

[@Amaan_Ahmad_786]

I never have to fight anybody so far but the part about when we feel pain after the fight is very realistic ... The pain makes your body burn and makes your movements cemented !

[@ALB_28]

"There are no Oogways" -Master Accidents

[@donottrustanyonelol]

"I never said that" -no oogways

[@noahmay7708]

You totally didn't steal that or anything

[@ALB_28]

@@noahmay7708 i didnt, i wrote this comment before i saw there was another commenter who wrote this comment

[@shyamdubal6719]

Copied comment

[@vshnu__kun]

Tf?!

[@aaronbong]

"Remember to salt your pasta, when you are boiling it" -Mario and Italians

[@starna666]

salt your pasta BEFORE putting pasta

[@aaronbong]

@@starna666 wait srsly?

[@starna666]

@@aaronbong you should salt the water when it's boiling, and then put pasta

[@aaronbong]

@@starna666 ahh ya, but I think either one would be fine though.

[@Player-jo4iz]

@@starna666 better yet, put salt before buying salt

[@DinosaurRghh]

Fighting for the first time is scary, but the second, especially when you can win is stimulating

[@duvidoskiarrom]

The only confrontation I’ve ever had in my life up until now, was an amateur Kickboxing match, and even though it’s far from a street fight, I can tell that the adrenaline surge is unreal, and it’s crucial to keep the focus

[@ferdtheterd3897]

Idk man ive been in a few fights and i basically never got hit, i wasn't level 1500 in Wii boxing for no reason

[@captainkronker3985]

G A M E R

[@thatonebruneiankid8824]

When this man beats up someone,the victim is the one who apologises.

[@nuttabutta9701]

This man can read Matt’s moves in the ring

[@john-ht2px]

I've got zero memories from any fight I've ever been in,I only realized something hurts 20 minutes to an hour later

[@ferdtheterd3897]

@@john-ht2px Yeah actually ive found that too i dont remember the fight just what happens after, for me its usually the other guy on the ground lol

[@retrosai]

The worst thing about the few handful of fights I've been in is the intense fear of mistakenly killing someone.

[@donaldcerrone-wt9jx]

thats just not possible in an actual fight. your brain was designed to either kill or run and being in the prison is a lot better for the brain than being dead and your brain understands it before your thoughts perfectly.

[@prateekkumar1927]

A man who doesn't have the sport once in his life is not a man whether it's for the country, yourself or for the family ....... Man is made for sporting things to know his best strength, ability and endurance not every time but for once.....it's must when he proves himself to his inner soul that he can fight anybody and to anything when it comes to him or to his family or to his respect. Thank you hope all will get my message clearly. And become a better self of yourself

[@CEOofSleep]

"Everyone has a Mike until they get a plan mouth in their Tyson" - Punch

[@franklucas902]

Hahahahahja

[@someshwartripathi8446]

Going through comments feel like experiencing dementia 😂

[@ErwaAngler]

Hahaha good 1

[@Friendly_G]

Brilliant

[@arminsabanovic3273]

Best one so far hahahahahaha

[@TylerDurden-td2yg]

It could've been a great comment section, where most share their first fighting experiences. Instead one unfunny quote after the other.

[@bilelsicario]

Exactly what I thought

[@smj2365]

ikr that was literally what i was hoping for lmfao

[@Hstevenson69]

We don't talk about ***** ****! It's the first and second rule.

[@Benjamin-ot1ic]

True

[@colinshaw5469]

I would like to read a first fight experience of someone that lost for sure, to understand what would happen if I fight

[@userhasdied2704]

did you do the animation for SAIMES'S "the wolf"? because i love this

[@andrewcliffe4753]

I had been bullied my entire life at school due to a handicap when I was young. I was 14 and being bullied again when to my complete surprise I downed him in one explosive hit. The attitude of the entire school changed instantly to respect. I lost my respect for humanity that day.

[@adamsiow2107]

"I don't know man, my hand is attracted to your face" -Isaac Newton

[@skully131]

Oh shit, this is a good one

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

*”I practice my Fights everyday... in my Imagination.”* -Introverts like me

[@rdlegends3988]

".... And I also win my imaginary fights in the most badass way possible" - Introverts like me

[@NDRWS]

omg sans the legen

[@hugebuffman3619]

"but i'd get hospitalized in a real fight" -introverts like me

[@tanshi2136]

I can all relate to this too much.

[@rygrizzy4771]

This actually happened to me a month ago, some guy was teasing and harassing my friend and he told me and my other friends what happened. When the school was over we talked to them about the "harassing/teasing my friend" bit and just told them to stop but it escalated to a fight in the end. It was me + 5 of my other friends vs 7 of them, it was a riot but good thing one of the teacher near the canteen stopped us.