What It’s Like Being Married to Neil deGrasse Tyson - Key & Peele

[@nickyhr]

The slow turning towards the camera combined with the "Well actually..." is just pure gold

[@DrMontrays]

is it?

[@GracUntoYou]

Shalom Luke 12:6-7 Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows./Inspiration+There are many worries in our lives. Yet, God has made things very simple: He has promised to take care of all our worries, and we only have to worry about one thing: His Kingdom. If that is our number one priority, nothing can stop us, and nothing can distract us, because God has taken care of the rest. /Prayer+ Father, help me to take my mind of unimportant things. Help me grow the faith to know that You are there to take care of my needs, so that I can focus on serving You. Thank you Father for assuring that I will never want, for You are my Lord, and in Christ I have all I need. Amen.

[@DrMontrays]

@Jet Black Shut it bubble boy

[@nickyhr]

Who be bubble boy

[@Superunstable]

How TF does a comment like that get 2.5 thousand likes. This world is broken.

[@dcstegg228]

The way he slowly turns his head and then the camera zooms in is hilarious. This whole skit is gold.

[@savagebeast88]

😂

[@_WeDontKnow_]

the ending got me so good LOL ive never seen this one

[@Aderinex-]

Also the way the music kicks in like it's a kids science show. Wonderful.

[@unameit0000]

At a certain moment is like you know he’s about to do it and you’re just waiting for it 😂 😂

[@jeronboucher]

😭😂😂😂

[@cleverusername8319]

I love that he never looks at his wife, just straight into our souls

[@anirudhdwivedi6673]

Hahahaha great comment!

[@diegobareno5820]

That must mean his wife doesn’t have a soul.

[@meteorstorm415]

@@diegobareno5820 😂

[@Bhatt_Hole]

We love, that you love that.

[@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303]

Not uncomfortable at all. 🤣

[@IbarakiPlays]

2:10 I love the idea that Neil has the power to create a hologram of the galaxy in the palm of his hand but cant take the dahm dog out 😂

[@trevonw67]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MP97227]

At the Palm of his hand

[@wap1051]

The fact that I watch his youtube channel makes this even funnier now cause I feel this really is how he argues with his wife 😂😂

[@ChadtheHammer]

I swear, they're still making episodes in a secret lab somewhere. There's always an episode I've never seen.

[@luxyj4728]

Same

[@Pozenboot]

And just slow trickle releasing them. This video is from a week ago. ?

[@qwertyronson]

Isn't this old? I thought I had seen it before!

[@grigorirasputin996]

Well actually, using particle colliders, extraordinary new evidence suggesting the Mandela effect...

[@jayfromcali7091]

Like The Simpsons they always got some episode about some weird future explanation (premonition)but I've been watching The Simpsons my whole life and haven't seen 80% of them that tell the future, 🤔🤔🤷

[@LouisEmery]

As a physicist who is married for 20 years, I can assure you that side-tracking a wife with scientific arguments is an impossibility.

[@GsusIsKing]

No, see where you went wrong is you didn't start the argument with "well, actually..."

[@ChaosDesigned]

@@GsusIsKing There is no winning arguments with the wife, only losing comforts for yourself

[@jazminrodriguez9026]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jmacosta]

Well, actually... You gotta be Neil to pull this off.

[@ernestperez2767]

Lmmfao😂😂😂😂

[@Geeksmithing]

The slow head turn towards the camera is the best!

[@danielmarquez4136]

.........."Well...actually," 😅

[@tjls123]

Personally, I think the words are more funny.

[@jrrobles1854]

Indeed

[@adrian72300]

@@danielmarquez4136 Hahaha hope you get a million likes

[@Raaa1111..]

So he loves giving examples at a grander scale!

[@sithari518]

That infinitesimally slow turn to the camera from the fridge is what killed me tho

[@emaadahmed2328]

That "You bitch'" at the end in a calming tone always gets me. Epic portrayal.

[@dannwan8537]

So he can become emotionally hurt?

[@itsreason3238]

always? hes done it multiple times in different videos?

[@emaadahmed2328]

@@itsreason3238 heheh i just find it more funny in this context.

[@Bendanna93]

But he said it. He said bitch tho!

[@LadyEowyn]

It's the tone for me. 😆

[@vanetamona9918]

Funniest part is the idea of Neal not interrupting the first 30 seconds

[@ahhhhhyeah]

😂😂😂

[@atrigan1742]

I just noticed he was turning super slowly to face the camera 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@christophermoore6110]

Omg, you’re right he didn’t interrupt her at all!

[@andreashley6084]

FACTS

[@Scotmend]

Ahaha so bloody true

[@griffynholbrook9917]

I really like the idea that it's not CGI, he literally just has the power to conjure little galaxies and stuff 😂😂

[@LordPrometheous]

If I were a superhero, I'd want that to be my power. Some asshole messes with me, I conjure a miniature supernova or neutron star just for him.

[@dildonius]

@@LordPrometheous I'm pretty sure they're still just holograms. Intangible.

[@LordPrometheous]

@@dildonius I'm pretty sure they're not holograms, just simple (yet cool) graphical overlays.

[@unathithethiwe1198]

@@dildonius and

[@MEATBOY_613]

Well, actually...

[@ocensored3893]

"are you in yet?" "well... actually..."

[@NovaAndCat]

"....The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of a system stays constant and energy in that closed system cannot be destroyed.... But... it can be changed... Meaning that in the creation of the universe, the single largest event in history, the energy that eventually makes up MY Penis , was even more vast than the observable universe... And this does not only mean my penis is part of the entirety of the galaxy and the particles within, but it also means that I'am... actually inside you at all times..."

[@JiggerJigger_]

💀wild

[@cadmus204]

“Well, as Schrödinger’s thought experiment demonstrates regarding quantum superposition…”

[@BrandonBreyer-l9y]

Without observing said cat in the box, it is both simultaneously deceased and dead at the same time

[@jesse7631]

I love how Peele slowly turns his head during the conversation to where he is looking directly at the camera by the time he's ready to talk. Brilliant!

[@barahng]

I wonder how many takes they had to do before he could do the slow turn without cracking up.

[@Spgotbeats]

That was a master class 😂😂😂🤣😂😂 the 🐐

[@selfactualizer2099]

Brilliant? How smart do you think you are lmao anyone can go to an improv class and write sketch comedy There are like, a ton of low budget sketch comedies, and this is one of them Key and peele isn't even the funniest sketch series by a Longshot

[@jesse7631]

@@selfactualizer2099 Then why are you watching these and commenting on them? Go watch ones that are much funnier and troll those.

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

@@jesse7631 Some one not in your echo chamber upset you that much?

[@brij25nov]

Out of all, Peele's ability to not blink the whole time is the most impressive thing for me. That guy is dedicated to the act.

[@deadlycucumberplants]

It's so impressive!!

[@raymondmorgan8946]

He didn't blink? I didn't notice!

[@NicoIvanMedina]

He did. 3:51

[@labynoe]

@@NicoIvanMedina yeah but he only blinked in one of the infinite multiverses...🤣

[@Ibochic1]

Always so!

[@Lucifersfursona]

Jordan Peele visibly having this much fun is incredible every time

[@burritodog3634]

shut up

[@sourabhtripathi0986]

@@burritodog3634 no u

[@cboyslim5490]

jeeeeze dude settle down it's just a video

[@airotiv7916]

Right?! 😍💜

[@dunn1375]

Hush hush all of yous

[@SanjayStiltskin]

I love how he INSTANTLY goes into a trance like mind state, his safe space, instantly zoning out like a child trying to avoid a screaming parent 😂😂

[@kamrantabrez9300]

When Key said it didn't make sense, I expected Peele to say, "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you"

[@koryrowe246]

Nice

[@ragantate3995]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@shaultzur8646]

"Sense doesn't care about your feelings"

[@namanrawal5849]

Is this an Overwatch reference to Sigma?

[@hailikefood]

@@namanrawal5849 It's funny because if I'm not mistaken, the inspiration for that particular Sigma voice line comes from NDT. He says that a lot.

[@fannin8583]

I love how their fridge is entirely full of astronaut ice cream

[@ordinarryalien]

I didn't noticed that, thank you. :)

[@rossplendent]

Which doesn't even need to be refrigerated 🤣

[@ryk1265]

He opened the fresh food door, the freezer door is one the left

[@veerpanchia1899]

K&P skits always the most detailed

[@alexspencer5478]

@@ryk1265 I think the freezer door is at the bottom on that type of fridge but why do you mention this??

[@spassbad]

“Wether I’m ready now or in 500 years well cosmically speaking the distinction is meaningless” that’s one I have to try.

[@tibetloga]

2X chromosome people won't go for it.

[@jenki221]

Class & meetings 👍👌

[@UniversalMokenTroll]

To you David, I will say "good luck" and "you're in my prayers."

[@sbccmichaelkelly]

Natives call this, being on Indian time.

[@jsphblw]

Don’t do it, David. Your wife’s going to end up f**king Bill Nye the science guy 🤣🤣.

[@formerlywassunsugongbu]

3:14 the fact that she is so specific and also having reasons is so gold XD

[@DoctorMountain]

I love that he's reading a magazine with a picture of the actual Neil Degrasse Tyson on it.

[@butttcandy2087]

In space boxers

[@LXW-Arts]

You don't read your own essays

[@dinmammasmamma100]

Reading about himself

[@oxymoron501]

oh hey I stole your armor back from a PMC of looters on payday 2, let me know if you want that back

[@raynmori]

And the fridge is full of freeze dried astronaut food.

[@StarTalk]

We have no idea what you’re talking about, Neil doesn’t do this… Well, actually… 😂

[@thomasdewalt3895]

Please have Neil react to this😂😂

[@ballzinferno9793]

Something something Schrodinger's cat

[@thenoobsurvivor2001]

Hey there Mr. Tyson!

[@18782.]

Lmao

[@brunoalbano616]

😂👍

[@make.anything]

the slow turn lmao

[@Nick-cp8wf]

Absolutely hilarious.

[@GangeHrolfr]

It's the slow turn that kills me lmao

[@1Travis]

i swear i started smirking the second is happened

[@samsilhouette]

"Well,Actually.."

[@lukedabomb9687]

I was dying at the last slow turn

[@TheGameChallenger]

Love the detail where Neil's fridge is filled with space food lool 3:27

[@C-S..11126]

Neil : the best gaslighter in the observable universe

[@Silkie_Dragon]

Well actually…

[@somethingclever4297]

​@@Silkie_Dragonhumanity doesn't know that much in the grand scheme of the universe. what can be considered "truth" is quite subjective. As said by the famous physicist Joe mama. "somebody once told me. The world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."

[@PhantomPanic]

@@Silkie_Dragon I thought you were going to go on about lighting a fart. 🤣

[@warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton]

Apparently, you Sir, have never heard of Karine press secretary

[@ronaldandrews283]

@@Silkie_Dragon 😅🤣

[@SARISS80]

The way he just stares into space, while his wife is yelling at him. Thats pure comedy.

[@chrlpolk]

Neil is always just waiting for his turn to talk. And sometimes, he doesn’t even wait.

[@rawebhead]

It's also what happens irl

[@rialyandriamiseza9814]

He's uploading his speech lmao

[@biswajit07]

How on earth did he not even blink for once!! That's some God level dedication lol.

[@fawtyseven5516]

Doesn't he, though?! LOL@@chrlpolk

[@WarLegend50]

1:20 Bro's trying so hard to hold his laugh 😭

[@RodCornholio]

Their genius-level comedy never ceases to amaze me.

[@charleskavoukjian3441]

They can’t miss

[@makuballz6516]

@@charleskavoukjian3441fr

[@Thawhid]

They don't miss

[@ryandunn2930]

I see what you did there.

[@BlakeHelms]

3:16 Filling the refrigerator with “astronaut ice cream“ is a really nice touch!

[@bojackson1454]

And he was reading a magazine about himself😂

[@tommyp697]

In that same scene, what were the lightbulbs in the in the butter penthouse?

[@Gamers23489]

Well, actually… astronauts as we know them may very well vary widely across many universes in our multiverse. Meaning, in one alien planet, ice cream sandwiches may be very normal to them. While on the other hand, their astronauts eat fancy Italian food. Meaning, on a cosmic scale, it may very well be meaningless whether ice cream is astronaut food or not.

[@cemdursun]

Your TV must be a light-year across for you to be able to see that's ice cream

[@deadowl7709]

Dude. -I was wondering what that stuff in the Fridge was. That is an amazing touch!

[@loreleiflare7388]

Honestly, Key's character here is really endearing. She's just doing her best.

[@EriniusT]

she lowkey bad

[@dylanmontgomery9111]

Bill Nye wrote this.

[@NinoBrown08]

@@EriniusT what now?

[@ralphpierroii4626]

… to get down with every science dude on her list. Bill and Neil - check and check. Moving on…

[@raphk8620]

@@EriniusT ayo 🤨📸

[@vortexlegend101]

1. That Neil degrade Tyson impression is insanely accurate 😂 2. That makeup is done SO WELL, he’s better at doing drag than a lot of professionals.

[@Epiousios18]

"Cosmically speaking the distinction is meaningless." I am going to use from now on just to annoy people.

[@KonradofKrakow]

Yes, but in a parallel universe you will not.

[@claudewinters2091]

I shall use this also

[@johnathandavis3693]

I caught that too- I love it 🤣🤣🤣

[@leanoramccarthy7726]

Yes, definitely! I love Neil and I love key n Peele all individually so this is like a super comedy science gangbang!!! I'm so happy!!! 😁🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@curtisfoster540]

Seconded.

[@MortalKombatOne]

The “Well, actually” got me every time

[@st4rboyjr]

It was the head turn for me 😂

[@S3aCa1mRa1n]

Well akchuallyyy 🤓

[@MainaGakere]

😂

[@dashaunharris8449]

I like how even though he's making a joke he is actually giving you facts.

[@nathanpinnock9541]

Yeah, just learned about Heisenburg’s theory about the inverse proportionality between the uncertainty in momentum and uncertainty in position. Cool stuff

[@rccc974]

Well the second one, although factually correct, was actually a bullshit explanation. All the more funnier.

[@naveensinghkhatri]

I guess it must be one of the explanations Neil actually gave in one of his interview (in terms of words) but the actor presented it in a comdic way

[@minerpig64]

Not facts. Just outer space indoctrination

[@PimpKilla789]

@@nathanpinnock9541 lol

[@tolkienblack]

2:54 the ever so slight look away while he waits for her to say exactly what he wants😂

[@Jackaxed]

assuming she can see the special effects, i like how the wife has essentially accepted that she's married to a terrifying and unknowable space wizard

[@jordanglasper1064]

Hahahahahahaha

[@kiranmurali910]

IRL DrManhattan

[@andidimarco3820]

Omg-hahahahaha I can't hahahaha I'm dying 😂

[@MuantanamoMobile]

Niels's actual wife of 33 yrs is a Mathematical Physicist.

[@fredflintstone8048]

... or space cadet.

[@harveytherobot]

Shout out to the production team that cast a real blue light on his face when he was holding that virtual galaxy. That’s attention to detail.

[@plagiats]

I think you're giving them too much credit and it's just the alpha (the opacity) of the effect that gives the illusion of coloring the light on his face. It's looks that way because the effect is itself well done with subtle fade into transparency. It looks to me like a happy accident.

[@PracticalKnow]

Actually reflections and secondary illumination is built into the special effects software.

[@Kalashinator]

@@plagiats You forgot to preface that with "Well, actually...."

[@BL00DYME55]

@@PracticalKnow Except there is no 3D model of his face to reflect off, it's just a flat 2D image. So any reflection or highlights have to be done manually, which is what OP said - attention to detail.

[@iki12737]

@@plagiats let him

[@catherinecrawford2289]

When he begins to turn his head and his eyes get all Jordan Peele crazy, I die.

[@choosetolivefree]

Yea hahaha

[@3YZ-TS191]

Definitely the funniest moment in the skit for me, as well!! LOL

[@airbornetortilla9489]

So... Typing from heaven?

[@youtubedamaccountstopdelet2050]

@@airbornetortilla9489 BOOM

[@worldatmyfingertips7771]

I love it how he begins to rotate towards the camera....so, so, slowly 😂😂😂

[@genuinejustin6269]

Hahaha everytime he slowly turns to the camera before he begins his monologue legit has me cracking up. 😂

[@huberfloover]

That's the slowest I've seen anyone ever turn

[@cyberserk5614]

Is it? Well...actually...

[@MarkMcDaniel]

It's so slow, he almost becomes invisible like Drax.

[@bobduncun644]

Good comedian, bad filmmaker, causal reminder his remake of candy man was embarrassing at best

[@GracUntoYou]

Shalom Luke 12:6-7 Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows./Inspiration+There are many worries in our lives. Yet, God has made things very simple: He has promised to take care of all our worries, and we only have to worry about one thing: His Kingdom. If that is our number one priority, nothing can stop us, and nothing can distract us, because God has taken care of the rest. /Prayer+ Father, help me to take my mind of unimportant things. Help me grow the faith to know that You are there to take care of my needs, so that I can focus on serving You. Thank you Father for assuring that I will never want, for You are my Lord, and in Christ I have all I need. Amen.

[@lectrix8]

The fact that the science part was accurate made this 1000% funnier. The little details were 🔥 too. The underwear, the cover of the magazine, the food in the fridge, the fact that he generates the special effects for his camera discussion like an it's an intrinsic power of his..comedic gold😂

[@Garbaek]

Yeah, this is well made and one of their best so far imo! :D

[@daebak7370]

Not really it's just pseudo science. Outerspace is fake. Planets are fake. The earth is indeed flat and stationary. We been decieved by nasa and freemasons for decades. Nasa has already admitted we never left beyond the earth's low orbit due to a barrier. Which is the dome/firmament but what they call the "van allen radiation belt". We never went to the moon it was staged in a hollywood studio. Nasa means to deceive in hebrew. Military checkpoints will be set up on us interstates for covid vaccination certification. Camps will be activated. Police state/genocide is coming. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@daebak7370 I just got hit over the head with Poe's Law. Wow.

[@Mpivovitz]

@@daebak7370 Don't forget about the tinfoil hat!

[@esasoftware1900]

Well, no the science is wrong, it's atheistic science...not creation science.

[@Holycryptonite47]

The thing is Neil's wife actually has degrees in Mathematical physics and stuff so she probably pulls an UNO reverse card every time Neil goes on a tangent.

[@nephiilim]

Lol!

[@douglassgarvey653]

Her response to him is probably "No, actually"

[@ayushwithasingle_a]

I see what you did with 'tangent' there, cos I am something of a sintist myself.

[@mysticlegion8088]

@@douglassgarvey653 she probably doesn't give a damn about the cosmos so he probably still has an edge.

[@XeoMacNasty]

@@douglassgarvey653 yeah, but then he's in a discussion about math rather than his mistake with the curtains

[@MaesterMike]

The slow turning towards the camera is legendary.

[@billvolk4236]

"On the other hand, if we're so tiny and insignificant, and you can still find one person in the universe who cares about you, why would you want to disappoint them?" -Joe Pera

[@bobduncun644]

Good comedian, bad filmmaker, causal reminder his remake of candy man was embarrassing at best

[@chetanpatil1654]

Great

[@chinookvalley]

In all of the universe, this is one of my most favorite quotes. Joe is wonderful, isn't he?

[@ash-gms4562]

That's good, but it's really hard to beat the ''black pill'', if everything is insignificant to a person then so is that statement, so is disappointment, the suffering he causes to himself and others, it doesn't matter.

[@billvolk4236]

@@bobduncun644 Joe Pera made a Candyman movie?

[@sho_k1]

We are hitting the comedy levels that aren't even possible!!

[@adolfozunguene158]

I feel you

[@danielbcurtis]

Well… Actually. Comedy levels exist on a plane that can’t be conventionally measured. So we may have already exceeded peak comedy, or we may be many orders of magnitude from it.

[@ordinarryalien]

@@danielbcurtis This guy is onto something...

[@braddas212]

@@danielbcurtis 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kw7807]

@@danielbcurtis beat me to it here’s the Internet 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀

[@sobiru5189]

I love how during the whole thing, Peele makes it obvious with his eyes that he knows exactly what he's doing. At 2:52, his eyes are like "why hasn't she given up yet". Amazing acting.

[@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331]

*HE’S LOOKING UP TO WHERE SHE IS ON THE CAMERA!*

[@insidescuff]

@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

[@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331]

@@insidescuff Because that’s insanely creepy he knows exactly where she is on the camera. He’s breaking the fourth wall.

[@BxSciKid]

thats a great detail

[@briguy023]

0:41 He what?

[@TheRealTorG]

Came Tuah 💦

[@FairhoodMMVIII]

Those who know

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

still mangoes 💀💀💀

[@anelentuli619]

You smoke too much

[@brentdrobinson1992]

Came to a?.... 😐

[@samf8887]

I love how he has the cadence of Niels speech down perfectly including the very brief nanosecond pause before going on in more detail😝🤣

[@Nuclearburrit0]

And he says "you b**ch" without missing a beat or breaking tone at all

[@jinchovelazquez2605]

most geniuses speak in three's. so to be honest it was probably relatively easy for him. but nonetheless definitely nailed it spot on haha

[@EarlHollander]

As an engineer, this only works in theory (much like my CAD models), in practice, the wife's anger cannot be countered by any scientific fact, or any fact at all, for that matter.

[@The_InfantMalePollockFrancis]

Millisecond

[@seanriopel3132]

It's not even close. This guy isn't annoying as PHCK.

[@jackieg.1377]

He nailed Neil’s voice, for sure.

[@thesavantart8480]

He nailed the way he talks but if only he had his voice. Would've been perfect

[@JustinKrux]

his facial expressions though were way too stiff, neil is far more colorful with his facial expressions and body language. still a great bit though.

[@jordank5551]

I really disagree. I feel like he had zero mannerisms. Physical and vocal. It was terrible

[@AntiRiku]

no he didnt, not even close

[@sandrajohnson2489]

Noooo. Neil's voice is like velvet. It's deep, smooth and soft. I love to hear him speak. I like to imagine me and him laying in a meadow on a blanket at night gazing up at the stars while he tells me all about them. Pretty soon I'm snoring.

[@OG_Cool_Cat]

That was the calmest, gentlest “you bitch” I’ve ever heard. 😂

[@TheStenius]

You called your wife a BITCH?!

[@coopa_troopa0192]

first reply hahaha

[@ItsShatter]

lol at the mass effect 2 music at the end.

[@lemons20]

Lol the background music is what makes it better

[@garealemcgill6967]

Lol I just said that the music is beautiful and a mystery altogether

[@BSingh18]

The music from the 3rd part is from Mass Effect 2 :)

[@ae7838]

@@BSingh18 went inte the comments just to see if anyone else picked up on it :)

[@turcha1]

And the first soundtrack is a Science from illumina album by 2SFH and the second one is a illusive man

[@n8dogue]

@@BSingh18 Yup, it's the Illusive Man theme.

[@gone564]

Jordan Peele’s body mannerisms when in character is hilarious 🤣

[@AYYYY8D]

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[@arvindshankar8495]

NDT's response: I didn’t know it was coming, but I knew about it very quickly after it aired. People asked if I liked it or didn’t like it. I don’t invest emotions in the creativity of artists. I just sort of celebrate the fact that it exists at all, that artists have selected science to be their muse, so that’s what I celebrate. But I thought it was hilarious. What they didn’t know is my wife actually has a PhD in mathematical physics, so she’s less accommodating of my “Cosmos"-ian answers.

[@beastinthesky6774]

@@SpaceTimeBeing_ 2015 New York Times interview by reporter Meredith Blake. He was asked about Cosmos, Edward Snowden, StarTalk, and the K&P skit.

[@ikewastaken]

Thank you for this

[@lunix3259]

Sounds like she never gets confused

[@delilahfleharty8393]

And then we reply..."well.......okay, just... thought I'd ask".

[@spacemann1425]

Hilarious lol

[@Element0145]

“Well actually “ These are too good 😂

[@ComicalRealm]

Plot twist: Neil actually created his "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" podcast to escape arguments with his wife.

[@burritodog3634]

trump bad, wear a mask

[@tjls123]

Its not considered a plot twist if it directly coincides with the current plot

[@Visualmooney]

@@burritodog3634 yes

[@CarlosVazquez-gp2gu]

@@burritodog3634 couldn't agree more!!

[@Leszaire]

@@burritodog3634 So is Biden actually, an old man with dementia being a president, I'm not even from America.

[@truthbetold730]

Watching Jordan Peele load up for his monologues during the slow head rotation is the best part of the skit. Neil's always got the answer.

[@n4m3l3ssz]

I just love that this means there's a full film crew documenting his whole life and an editing team working on overdrive

[@cameronklotz7776]

It's not actually Neil bro. This is a skit from a comedy show

[@Alejandro_BoniIIa]

@@cameronklotz7776 r/whoosh

[@dragoneye6229]

@@cameronklotz7776 Oh wow...but people keep telling me socialism is good. Yeah no thanks.

[@Quantum_GirlE]

I hope, for your own mental health... that this is a joke lol

[@gaminge7462]

sideeffects if tiktok

[@imadwali874]

the " well" was just too pure.

[@damson2809]

Whether I'm ready now or in 500 years, cosmically speaking, the distinction is meaningless 😂😂😂😂

[@SyncBabi]

yeah I also think that's the funniest part 🤣🤣

[@91doctorj]

Well ok I'm going now

[@oh_meghann5777]

How I feel every day

[@batboy555]

Sounds like a phillipino lady I was married to.

[@roncruise4]

​@@batboy555LoL

[@emmasprague5465]

4:13 goddamnit the delivery of the wife and the deadpan “you bitch” kills me

[@deadpoolnerd]

I like how not only is he looking at the imaginary camera, but seemingly he can actually summon inforgraphs randomly.

[@alvallac2171]

*infographs

[@china1013]

@1:35 Is he reading a magazine that features himself? LoL

[@ttanizawa901]

I can't stop laughing how once his wife starts speaking he slowly starts starting off into space and and his head very slowly turns.

[@tshireletsomokoena]

Jordan Peele always has that funny look that makes his character even much more interesting 🤣😂

[@zyonicyt]

Well... Actually, interest in a specific matter is entirely subjective, making it nearly impossible, if not improbable, to be able to measure its quantity from a universal perspective.

[@carmen_says_hi]

That look creeps me out. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

[@UnassimilatedRG]

He does! One if the best comedy actors ever

[@OFFCODEV2]

Its called eye liner

[@JASONQUANTUM1]

Dicknanagins...

[@allnamestakenlol]

Key's acting in this skit was awesome. Every little glance, facial expression, hand gesture, twitch. Chef kiss.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Right!

[@PaulBell-u9j]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 "Well, actually......"

[@melodycentral0007]

I must admit, I've been watching K&P for years and still don't know which one is key and which one is peele

[@unclephil3053]

​@@melodycentral0007 Peele is playing as Neil

[@davidh6868]

for real! you forget he's not actually neils wife. literally some of the best acting I've seen

[@ZaRaK]

..well.. actually .. at 1:36 it is Neil deGrasse Tyson on the cover of the magazine.... read by Neil deGrasse Tyson (Peele)

[@Dhakadice]

"I like myself a woman with some dimensions" /Actual quote from Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

[@erich2169]

hell yeah

[@sdaniel123]

Jesu Christo 🤣

[@fentgawd]

ahahaha lol

[@joaojeffersoncavalcantiwan812]

A woman with least 3 of them.

[@rogermwilcox]

You'd be hard-pressed to find a woman with 0 dimensions. That would be not so much a woman, as a point. And Heisenberg's uncertainty principle pretty much precludes the existence of definite points.

[@ioiwut4874]

im just gonna keep it real for a moment and say: Keegan's cross-dressing game just keeps getting better lol

[@cameronsitton501]

I was thinking that exact same thing!!!

[@anthonyzullo]

Know damn well Tyler perry mad af every skit.

[@ioiwut4874]

@@anthonyzullo LMFAO truth

[@RefugeeKLicious]

@@anthonyzullo bruuuuuuhhhh lmao

[@ringgame]

Yo wtf I didn’t even notice it was him

[@kev_whatev]

These are my favorite kind of impressions, which don’t try overly hard to do the voice, but nail the mannerisms and cadence.

[@DontTakeCrack]

NEILLLLLLLL

[@runway313]

When Keenan did Neil on SNL he completely ignored the actual voice and just embodied his love of science. It was perfect

[@LuisAlonzo-p1l]

“Sir, this is a McDonald’s drive thru “ Neil: Well actually

[@rrjeepr2998]

I love how his refrigerator is full of Astronaut freeze-dried ice cream!

[@wowomg1980]

I just noticed it after watching like five times no bs ha ha 😂

[@NKWTI]

I actually love the stuff 😂

[@mf_ethan7991]

I was hoping somebody else noticed 😂😂

[@gatzad]

Haha, that’s amazing, didn’t see that. I was busy trying to figure out what the lightbulb were, filled with liquid.

[@rogermwilcox]

What's funniest is, that stuff doesn't require refrigeration!

[@drewzenski]

The slow look to the camera is genius.

[@alexas5260]

They forgot 1 detail, neil interrupts everyone and everything. He wouldn't have let his wife finish a thought.

[@ashleyrodriguez256]

so true!!

[@westerngroovetv]

Has this happened other than his joe Rogan interview? Just curious bc i watched that episode and it was pretty bad. But not as bad as joe doing the same exact thing but even worse to elon musk in their first interview but ppl don't seem to bring that up.

[@RelaxElise]

@@westerngroovetv just watch startalk with guests.

[@alexas5260]

@@westerngroovetv the rogan one was absolutely unwatchable, you can even see joe cringe a few times. But yeah, neil done it more than once.

[@disguisedcentennial835]

@@westerngroovetv cuz the people who don’t like Joe Rogan (like me) don’t watch him. Most of the people who watch him don’t care.

[@ek_minute_]

1:45 swear to god that neck movement had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emericas9]

Bc u think corny shit is funny 😂

[@IILMNBD]

I loved how Peele's neck starts rotating at a slower speed than the speed of Pluto around sun...and then bam "Well, Actually..." 🤣🤣🤣 . Key and Peele..please never die.

[@TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows]

These guys are Comedy Central's future, I doubt they ever will if science has anything to do with it! Lol

[@JerryNordstrom]

The ability of these two guys to transform into any character and pull it off is just astounding... like spooky quantum entanglement level astounding.

[@lucarossi8442]

Well...actually....

[@jrcuartz1829]

Man, this one is so legendary they even hired neil himself and just changed a couple of details and boom!

[@TrickOrRetreat]

Well, actually 🤔

[@AYYYY8D]

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[@emanuelmota7217]

Don't you mean, "BANG!"?

[@demonghibli89]

This is toooo good 😂😂😂😂. Please make more and bring back show

[@LEM19284]

The only thing missing is how excited he is about what he says. It’s like the next best thing since air.

[@knightofburgers]

Seriously. The man is so goddamn excited about his work all the time!

[@mentalpopcorn2304]

The dude tried to downplay mass shootings with statistics, like how more people die from car accidents.

[@redruby8529]

I actually learned a lot from this. His cosmic boxers are killing me.

[@CivilizedWarrior]

Lmao thank you somehow I completely missed that

[@piaz2023]

…and the refrigerator full of only astronaut food. 🤣

[@ColoradoKeith]

What did u learn?

[@bobduncun644]

Good comedian, bad filmmaker, causal reminder his remake of candy man was embarrassing at best

[@JonesCrimson]

If you learned from this then you kind of failed because this was all bullshit.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

3:24 the fridge being full of “Astronaut Ice cream” you get in the gift shop of a science museum has me in tears

[@knowledgebrikks]

Watched this hundreds of times and always love the change in audio when Neil talks about

[@7heRequiem]

As a Cosmos fan of both Sagan's and Neil's, the parody was spot on lol, especially how the camera pans and he stares into it while walking and interacting with CGI elements!

[@GabePuratekuta]

Oh, that's no CGI. He has the power to make those effects happen in real life.

[@TheZorch]

Damn, his portrayal of Neil is uncannily accurate. LMAO!

[@mikek9297]

Yeah... bout he doesn't have the VOICE.

[@ebin27]

Really? I didn't think so at all. I still enjoyed the sketch but his voice, mannerisms or even articulation and sentence structure was far off of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[@Itamaxification]

Not at all. It's a funny sketch, but I wouldn't even know that was supposed to be Neil if it wasn't said. His portrayal of Obama on the other hand...

[@mentalmelt]

lol. It's not even close!

[@purnendu.mondal]

This video pops-up when I search for the definition of GASLIGHTING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ronaldandrews283]

😅

[@Kjetilstorm]

@@PaperRaines Was it funny?

[@TheUnkindledTarnished]

How long did you scroll

[@greg_static_art]

😂😂😂

[@peteyoung3124]

What are you talking about? Gaslighting isn't a real thing. 😂

[@Mert1905..]

The kindness here is so inspiring. Blessings to everyone!

[@BiTheBooks]

"Alright, the bit is over now." _music begins playing_ Neil: "Well, actually..."

[@snapsbyfaust]

It’s so meta that Neil DeGrasse Tyson was laying in bed reading a science journal with the real Neil Degrasse Tyson on the cover. These guys think of everything 😂

[@rachelfox8108]

Who else would Neil Degrasse Tyson want to read about more than himself? 😂

[@chris75sutton]

Not to mention the space themed boxers he is wearing.......

[@ownedbymykitty270]

Modern Polymath

[@LadyEowyn]

I didn't even notice the cover.

[@radiofreealbemuth8540]

I think the science facts and ideas are accurate too. Eg the Milky Way is 100,000 light years across, heisenberg’s Uncertainty principle RE location and momentum.

[@Zebooty]

Minister: Do you take her as your lawfully wed wife Neil: Well, actually..

[@TrickOrRetreat]

Lool 😂

[@faithhouse6111]

🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@kennlw5]

This reply was the best👌🏾

[@michagabo8819]

The Book of Truth When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time."

[@blackmagician7645]

"....it is a good time to talk about the marriage value of astrophysics-" Bride: "Oh lawd-"

[@prodlowfiveghost]

They completely slayed with Key's makeup

[@sixwaveholddown]

I’m surprised no one is talking about how hot key is in this

[@whimsicalstray]

True. I feel like this is the best I've seen either of them look while playing a woman.

[@aaryansworld1256]

the orchestral music though🤩

[@beef4847]

The part that got me the most is how despite all of his cosmic scientific breakdowns to everything, his last immediate rebuttal is just “you bitch.”

[@nena_gz]

🤣🤣😂🤣

[@jordanglasper1064]

Hahahahahahaha

[@kaldogorath]

Oh wow, you found the punchline to be the climax of the sketch?

[@ggundercover3681]

@@kaldogorath just shut up. why can't ppl ever enjoy anything. who gives a crap if that's intended. ppl can share what they found funny.

[@kaldogorath]

@@ggundercover3681 I find your comment funny. Here, let met share it with you even though you just said it: "just shut up. why can't ppl ever enjoy anything. who gives a crap if that's intended. ppl can share what they found funny." See, it's funny cause you think what you said is going to have any impact on me, I have my opinion and you have yours. And thinking that telling someone on the internet to "shut up" is going to get them to stop speaking is pretty hilarious, so double points.

[@HappyFunTimeMedia]

Jordan Peele does a better impression of Neil deGrasse Tyson then Neil Degreases Tyson does of himself. This skit is as perfect as it is timeless.

[@duanekroneck2583]

Whether his impersonation happened now or in 500 years, cosmically speaking, the distinction is meaningless.

[@jimmyd6268]

Nah

[@chromesthesia]

He does a better Kermit the frog impersonation

[@DOPIllustration]

Well... actually, time, as we perceive it is................ And that's why this skit, is indeed, timeless.

[@YRO.]

@@DOPIllustration Well, actually, the term "timless", or the definition of the lack of time itself cannot exist due to the.....

[@Soapy_Papoose]

The fridge being full of astronaut food is hilarious.

[@trwilliams22]

And light bulbs?!

[@rthavi4166]

I've seen this sketch a hundred times and never noticed that 🤣

[@dyrt3147]

It also looks like there is a unit of blood in there.

[@selwynalexander3713]

3:21 That slow turn towards the camera is peak comedy. 😂😂😂

[@DuMaine1000]

No matter how many times I watch this, the slow, gradual turn to the camera he does always takes me out 😂

[@whizthesugoi]

I just can't with that

[@sibongiletasilaphiri7521]

It took Me out too!!!!!!!😅😂

[@inmydarkesthour2278]

Freaking hilarious!!!

[@VincentStevenStudio]

It's even funnier that everything he's saying is actually scientifically accurate. It's not just made up random techno babble.

[@AntilleanConfederation]

How do you know. Faith in scientist ?

[@Pyriold]

@@AntilleanConfederation Well i am scientifically literate, it's quite decent techno babble, maybe not the deepest... but not wrong.

[@VincentStevenStudio]

@@AntilleanConfederation If you're scietifically literate or have been following astro physics you'll know. The fictional part is using the information as an excuse to throw off his wife and her falling for it. But the things he is saying are based on real science.

[@AntilleanConfederation]

@@VincentStevenStudio you and the other guy are so full of yourself, you can’t even comprehend my question. Everything you read was written by man, you of course, do not follow up and actually make sure the science is true, you take it upon faith because it is convenient to you. I’m making fun of you, in order to trigger a irrational response, and thus make fun of you some more. 🥸

[@chelsea0699]

@@AntilleanConfederation We know its true just like we know the earth is round and not flat. We don't need to check everything we're taught, because what we got taught at school was checked and proved numerous times by other scientists. If every person had to check every fact by themselves, never accepting someone else's finding, we would literally never get anywhere in the scientific space because every time someone new is born they'd be checking if the earth was round or some other dumb shit

[@ComicalRealm]

And this is why you stay in school kids. To win pointless arguments by pontificating on the inner workings of the universe.

[@burritodog3634]

and wear a mask in school

[@IggoRZ]

Pft you are not married at least not anymore. There are no valid arguments. You will get screwed sooner or later. Just like Neil did.

[@burritodog3634]

@@IggoRZ ?

[@feurigerStern]

These "pointless" arguments of pondering the macro system of the universe are related to the nano (and smaller) systems of our universe on the planet that we live on.

[@burritodog3634]

@@feurigerStern not really. wear a mask

[@masonmcfadden4886]

Most calmest response to a relationship ever ☠