What Men Mean But Never Say

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What men are ACTUALLY saying...
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[@kylecease]

Love you brother! Thanks for having me in this awesome sketch! Let’s do pickleball!

[@AwakenWithJP]

I really only like playing Pickleball with women 😬

[@pjmurphy920]

@@AwakenWithJP 🤣🤣🤣

[@pjmurphy920]

🤣🤣🤣 It was a nice surprise seeing you on J.P.'s channel, Kyle. I enjoy your channel, as well! This clip was hilarious!!

[@kylecease]

JP, You sound picklephobic

[@kylecease]

@@pjmurphy920 thank you!!!

[@Dude-pm2yy]

Did the famous guy with 5% body fat just tell me that all women really want is for men to be considerate.

[@Dave_The_Musical_Fisherman]

Ya be considerate of them, like how you should be considerate of their physical fantasies of being married to a buff guy. And when that fails, you go for a more perfect body type: Shrek's

[@silashurd3597]

This doesn’t seem too far off. Next you should do a woman’s version. That would definitely be hilarious 😂

[@devindaniels1379]

The font would get too small trying to fit it on the screen.

[@tekamin]

How was the video out 10 minutes ago, and you commented on it 9 minutes ago and it's 7 minutes long 😂

[@TheNomadicMagician]

No one would be able to understand it.

[@silashurd3597]

@@tekamin that’s classified.

[@LoveTruth44]

@@TheNomadicMagician yeah, far too dumbed-down at this point✈ .💨, 💉, etc. ..... 🤷🏻‍♀ ..... yikes ! we're toast ! 🤪🤤🙃

[@tantalus1210]

Now I can't trust anything neurotypical people say. Thanks JP!

[@pavman42]

EMF Protection might help in this area.

[@victoryartist1641]

Yea the subtext was awful and the inconsistencies to what they were-saying to what they actually meant. But most people are not exactly like. this, this was just an exaggeration. 1) The feeling about being insecure was I am sure real 2) Someone saying I am going to call you when they have no intention to was real as well 3) The joke about pickle ball not being a manly sport I was also really to. ( But yes it isn’t cool the way they lie about their true feels and intentions. )

[@thepoetandtheprimrose3790]

@@victoryartist1641 The thing I do not understand is someone saying, "Let's get coffee sometime" when they don't actually want to (same with the "I'll call you" thing; it's in the same vein). Here I was, dumb me, whenever someone said that to me, being like, "Hey, so when works for you?" Then I found out somewhere that most people don't mean this when they say it. Which just baffles me. So just . . . I dunno, don't say it then? What's wrong with saying, "Well, it's been fun catching up, have a good one," and leaving it at that?

[@calimanpaul89]

lmao

[@club4ghz]

Real men are saying FJB.

[@erikasundlie305]

Real men are saying maga

[@bideni408]

F J B

[@JLocker]

FJB!

[@Savvynomad225]

Fjb and let’s go Brandon

[@Mossy024]

@@Savvynomad225 one and the same :)

[@danny-li6io]

Could you imagine how advanced we would be if we could just be honest with ourselves/each other? ….yeah, me neither

[@morrigankasa570]

I'm always honest with myself and generally honest with other people. Though that honesty often makes people mad at me.

[@oldhickory4686]

@@morrigankasa570 So true. People say they want the truth, but in reality; many times they despise it, because it usually involves judging themselves.

[@zuzanatauvinkl5195]

@@morrigankasa570 No kidding, directness is considered rude.

[@FrankHannon-sv5bh]

The subtitles make this a) kind of inconvenient to watch, and b) entirely worth the effort.

[@RealJesseONFIRE]

I definitely laughed out loud at this one (in my car in front of my jiujitsu gym…aka pickleball club)

[@nickswildweather1308]

The end is even more hilarious!

[@mindtap100]

Its funny because its true! 😂

[@51Lorie]

That was so accurate that it's scary..........

[@bakters]

Interesting, because in my place nobody acts like that. You are supposed to complain about something, while sneaking a humblebrag here and there. Eg. JP would not accept a compliment of his looks with: *Yea, I work hard and consistent in the gym.". He'd rather complain about some minor injury, and say something about his young and healthy looks being mostly an illusion. A complain and a humblebrag.

[@kcsunshine6416]

Where is he finding all these 1980's length shorts?

[@bassplayerpapabear]

Pickleball is totally the next rollerblading

[@ddauden]

That was the funniest JP vid I've seen in awhile. Could NOT stop laughing and had to stop to read each line. Thanks for the laughing tears!

[@Alextodd007]

Hello ddauden

[@user-dm1vo5fr2x]

JP you are freaking awesome and so on it. No really, that's what I really think.

[@user-xh3zo4ts6h]

JP im a huge hairy Irishman in New Mexico. No friends, no family. I am grateful brother!!! Love and Peace!!

[@slowery43]

Wow, we truly couldn't care any less

[@user-xh3zo4ts6h]

@@slowery43 Wasnt talking to you, but thanks bud, if your opinion mattered, you wouldnt be here. JP gave me love, so youre just what, JEALOUS?! BAHAHHA!!!

[@danielkokal8819]

how does your pasty pale Irish skin survive the NM sun ?

[@forgottenknowledge8917]

G'day my fellow Celt, from Australia

[@TheLavenderLover]

Those are the realest subtitles everrrrrr 😂

[@mdutchy2582]

I went through stages in my life where I wanted people to like me. Now I dont give AF what anyone thinks about me and there is a wonderful freedom in that. You can be so real and you no longer have to hold in a fart.

[@rightsideofhistory1776]

Speaking one’s mind anywhere, anytime is exhilarating. Not holding in your flatulence is also a plus. 🤣

[@Matt_from_Florida]

Yes, the best way to nurture that trait is obtaining a FU amount of money!

[@JohnsonCranium]

Been ripping farts for decades without giving a shit 💩 Started in high school when I realised if I did it, I got sent out and didn’t have to listen the woke BS getting pushed at the time… Proud ripper 💨 since 1993 😂👍

[@markjones4457]

@@Matt_from_Florida Or getting older! Or "being OLD", as George Carlin once said. Hah.

[@wc3617]

I almost bought a Pickle Ball set. Never going to happen now.

[@thomasgrider2721]

Kyle Cease was my introduction to comedy, forever one of my favorites.

[@aldur84]

1 - dude you are looking JACKED! Pure admiration no pickleballing.... 2 - Hilarious bit. It is essentially a factual transaction.

[@Dude86.]

no man talks to another man this long. Haning out with men is more like king of the hill. sip beer and say yep every few minutes.

[@Dr.JustIsWrong]

Yep

[@TheLavenderLover]

So… maybe they both play pickleball??

[@zanderman2009]

translation: my friends have nothing to say, no imagination, no sense of humour or personality. get better friends buddy, thats sad, I dont see some friends for years and we can talk for 5 hours easy, then there's friedns I see every week and do the same thing. the standards for being social have plummeted it seems, guess most people have zero personality or imagination

[@HealthyDisrespectforAuthority]

unless you're tearing somethin' down or buildin' sumthin.. then you can ask for a tool.

[@danielkokal8819]

true. if we wanted yammering we'd hang out with the women folk.

[@wantsanewvehicle]

The ad at the end..wait.. you're serious? lmfao. I can't...

[@daleasberry]

Nailed it.

[@GodisInYourJobSearch]

Have loved Kyle cease forever and praying for him. Happy to see this collab ✝️💟

[@markb4168]

The AfterVideo made it all that much better! Respect to you both! So funny..... Even if the reality is sad ... Lol. Appreciate ya🤟

[@blue-phoenix115]

The betting on the Lakers part 😂

[@Sinekyre14]

"You look ridiculous" at the end had me in tears LMAO

[@marcussmith4913]

JP my mom loved one of your videos just before she died from cancer. Thanks for that.

[@jefforwick1816]

Oh, that is one of your best in a long while.

[@heybro6105]

Men of culture

[@user-ct2gp9ej5m]

I thought sure this was an introduction to: HOW TO SETUP A PICKLEBALL DATE😂

[@almazarchetypes]

😂😂😂

[@coulie27]

"This was hilarious! Great work" (I was smiling uncomfortably the whole time)

[@vickryan]

At 1:20 "he's like a father to me too." WTF I'm dying over here. Laughing too hard.

[@RadCirskis]

Wow! This is something deserving a genuine LOL, a gem, especially, when it crosses the contour of the story and keeps extending into the meta-story. Awesome work! Thank you!

[@steph4160]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE! Two of my favorite men on KZbin! Thank you JP and Kyle!!

[@AtomicApe13]

That was awesome as always, just turning the corner on every turn that could be and just total comic genius just amazing. Congratulations

[@paulaswaim8434]

This just got better and better

[@needaladyfriend1]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

[@beverlystone4513]

Love Kyle! So fun to see these two together.

[@MarcuzAurelius]

My reaction is the same in the video: cracking up so badly on the outside but miserable inside.

[@rulesfortheenotforme613]

Love the format here!

[@ginob615]

Nice! Kyle and JP combining forces!

[@LaCantressa]

This was very educational. Thank you.

[@user-fq4ny4mo1l]

LMAO too funny, guys! (....**thinks to self** WTF did I just watch?**)

[@motoxdudeNV-UT]

JP... thanks for cheering me up with this one! Those subtitles had me rolling on the floor!

[@thefunniestfarm4731]

Imma start using pickleball references as insults now.

[@TaraConvery]

Love your videos JP keep up the great work

[@JeromeHebert-pm4lp]

Ijad to run this at 50% to catch the captioning, very well done.

[@jakemelinko]

This is why i hate talking to people

[@ZeNo-wq8dg]

its sad once i was talking to someone we both say we are fine everything is fine and after minutes he open up and said he tried to delete him self

[@jeffreygoers8212]

This is so good!

[@hirsch4155]

This is really good! The “aw shucks” dynamic is also really annoying but also funny, between acquaintances. Don’t know a better expression but that’s just how I see it.

[@jmattharrison]

I felt this. Way down in my girth.

[@jamisonryon3009]

This was awesome

[@Jer742]

lol I can’t believe I missed this I watched it twice because I didn’t realize the caption

[@eldf]

We need this.

[@dannycash1948]

This sums up pretty much every conversation when i go visit my home town

[@AngelicHarmony444]

You guys are the best❤

[@elleraeschaefer5450]

JP and KC!!! Whoa!! Epic duo!!

[@aybabtu]

You guys rock!

[@pjmurphy920]

Made me larf out loud, quite a few times. Hilarious!! I like Kyle, too, and watch him sometimes. Thanks for the laughs, J.P.!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukekent9687]

This is gold!

[@Dibbz_TV]

2:53 wtf JP?!! I’m not trying to get attacked like this 😂

[@madtufguy]

This was great!

[@lsisak7651]

This is my favorite video from JP.

[@climbtheladder9440]

Yay Kyle! 💜

[@ernextoho]

You are Genious man! saying what i'm thinking. Brilliant laughts!

[@JujuBerry]

what a treat to see Kyle cease on here

[@pianoman8642]

The end bit was genius

[@Sketchpoet.2406]

This was really good.

[@joeword7304]

You gotta do a show in SA soon!

[@bertdavenport7156]

Hilarious! You’re brilliant!

[@zacindabox3481]

I was laughing my tail off. Great video.

[@wendytiesing5830]

Great to see a video done just for the fun of it!

[@Alextodd007]

Hello wendy

[@NLPexperts]

Your best video in months, awesome, very clever and funny

[@melissadanielle629]

Great video as always ❤

[@joanboux3880]

Brilliant!

[@BrettFunkGuitar]

You guys are insane. Thank you for all the laughs.

[@svatisingh1]

Loved it! And I loved how you kept going even after saying cut 😆😆😆

[@SnickC13]

This is pure gold.

[@ICEnovaTI]

Hiya 🥷😂

[@LoreleiLewisDesigns]

I have to say, your ads are the ONLY ads I don't skip. 😉❤

[@gaglir]

This may be the best video you've ever done 😂 the writing is brilliant

[@spatz82thefierzwolf]

OMFG! More of these skits please!!! ❤❤❤

[@tiffanylucas951]

I love your content, JP. I totally agree with you on so many fronts. 5:28

[@Alextodd007]

Hello tiffany

[@squibm]

This made my day.

[@BillyMitchell58]

Two of the Best at funny and at waking people up! Thanks for the fun and the awareness, sorry about your Daddy issues

[@joshpearsonrealestate6795]

That was great.

[@donkeymcdoof6787]

This is gold. 😂

[@tonysheerness2427]

I never got on with people as I took them too literally, never understood what they really meant.

[@EazyRyder69]

Loved this:-) Brilliant, well balanced writing that will draw any viewer into relating to either character. The subtitles make it!, and lead the viewer into a place of self thought regardless of which one they identify with more. Last week sucked. There was a LOT of suck across the board somehow, and it seemed to be all personal in some way. Cudos.

[@barbarayorkwoodside3716]

OMG freakin hysterical!

[@TheWDuo]

This video has made me self conscious!

[@terryfitzsimmons]

Fun combo!

[@lambknot]

Good one

[@barbarameriton4818]

😂First laugh of the day. The end is gold.

[@beaubinning9128]

I feel personally attacked

[@michelleb3096]

Oh. My. So true.. leave it to JP to call it out

[@yoericktv9610]

So damn true!

[@spartacusjonesmusic]

Hilarious.