What Panel? A Homestuck Choose Your Own Adventure

AT LONG LAST, "WHAT PANEL? A HOMESTUCK CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" IS HERE. Lettuce rejoice.
Panel directors:
Rel (awkwanaut.tumblr.com)
Dave (boxed-hobo.tumblr.com)
Videographers:
Archie (incredibeard.tumblr.com)
Abby (landofflashandfilm.tumblr.com)
Editor:
Archie (incredibeard.tumblr.com)
Cast:
Mr. Hussie - Tim (buttpilgrim.tumblr.com)
John Egbert - PJ - (Heyitspj.tumblr.com)
Jade Harley - Karin Q. (chularin.tumblr.com)
Kankri Vantas - Mur (MurtunaCaptor.tumblr.com)
Tavros Nitram - Adam (mohawkdandy.tumblr.com)
Eridan Ampora - Mary (shinjaninja.tumblr.com)
Mituna Captor - Pitch (8luh8luhhugepitch.tumblr.com)
Equius Zahhak - Josh (bestquius.tumblr.com)
Roxy Lalonde - Sammy (dokidokiprincesschan.tumblr.com)
Feferi Peixes - Meaghan (kingtomcat.tumblr.com)
Vriska Serket - Dave (boxed-hobo.tumblr.com)
Nepeta Leijon - Alphie (makararousal.tumblr.com)
Terezi Pyrope - Alex (cancerously.tumblr.com)
Karkat Vantas - Lindzar (lindzar.tumblr.com)
Dirk Strider - Tara (LoveJoker.tumblr.com)
Gamzee Makara - Laura (terminallyxsadistic.tumblr.com)
Dave Strider - Joey (kusariku.tumblr.com)
Rose Lalonde - Rel (awkwanaut.tumblr.com)
Jane Crocker - Sara (Theprincesswithmagichair.tumblr.com)
Kanaya Maryam - Ashley (seerofsarcasm.tumblr.com)
Jake English - Jam (mstaury.tumblr.com)
Ms. Paint - Mira Moon (voyeuristicdarlings.tumblr.com/)
"Homestuck," "Problem Sleuth," and all related characters and concepts are Andrew Hussie and MSPA. This panel is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual persons or events, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. "What Panel?" bears no affiliation with the MSPA staff whatsoever.

[@neveahjenecki9214]

I have seen this Tavros everywhere, I think Adam makes the PERFECT Tavros. *crying bc feels*

[@user-de3cw5fm1y]

IKR

[@princess-uy8rs]

That is so true

[@gracew7651]

I know right!!!

[@salamencerobot]

yes he does! he sooo fits the character. he looks strong until you look at his eyes! HE IS SO NERVOUS INSIDE ITS ADORABLE.

[@slime_sam4321]

Neveah Jenecki also i think this is a good voice for john aside from Voxus' john, that is the canon john voice for me

[@darianjackson3305]

the equius cosplayer is on point

[@ALivingFlame]

Darian Jackson Literally 😉... Wait what?

[@ghostlyautaum]

Omg this has to be one of my favorite Homestuck panels. The subway part. *I AM BALLS DEEP IN SUBWAY*

[@itslexiandnicky]

WHEN ERIDAN BARGED IN ON KANKRI TALKING I LOST IT

[@madisonbowen9241]

Same!!!

[@icinemarie9907]

same here! lol

[@ivaldi032]

Same

[@codyshucks]

why does the hussie cosplayer remind me of spencer form icarly

[@lesbianaconda2971]

HOLY SHIT I KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!

[@fcnation5910]

evie murray Spencer is funny af

[@solluxcaptor6001]

evie murray II’m 2tiill fliippiing my 2hiit over the fact that people actually co2play Hu22ie.

[@hartalcorn520]

I almost cried while laughing when Joey said, "Shit, let's be Santa." It's not like I didn't almost cry before by laughing already, duh ._.

[@Asyipyip]

"I found the D" im pISSIMNG MYSWLF

[@itslexiandnicky]

The size difference between Dave and dirk is hilarious.

[@attemptingcosplaysproducti8049]

LexiFalls or you could say it's... IRONIC ;B

[@Valebrity-es6py]

@@attemptingcosplaysproducti8049 listen up yall, this shit is IRONIC

[@astervandyke115]

when Dave found the D, I lost it. Also when Kankri found the inflatable seahorse and Eridan yelled That's my lusus!" Ahh, omg, I can't breathe... I laughed so hard I cried....

[@ironicappreciation4374]

Everything with Eridan was absolutely beautiful and immaculate in every way. Especially "stop touching my paper." "What's a my little pony?" And "he's going through a phase"

[@karkatvantas9726]

Abi Van Dyke SAME I FELL OFF MY BED

[@flutechick11797]

Oh my god Jade just stabbed Jake with a katana [S] Game Over JADE WHAT

[@YaoiCutieX3]

someone should have put a bucket in the prop box XD

[@deonicsxgame6893]

I was thinking that at the beach scene "AND THEN SUDDENLY, A BUCKET COMES OUT OF NO WHERE" "OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING"

[@mhansen14]

When did Dave get so tall????????

[@gissellebriones7890]

he drank so much apple juice XD

[@galaxtorykz8435]

Randomly_ Mia And why is so much....TALLER than Dirk?

[@shotodoki-roki5580]

Galaxtory KZ it's called my headcanon: Dave tall af, Dirk shortest alpha kid

[@guessmyname1246]

@@galaxtorykz8435 growth spurts

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

He was always tall

[@justiiffybro7973]

I THINK I WOKE UP AMERICA WHEN KARKAT PUT ON THE PLASTIC HAT AND SAID "THE GUY WITH THE HAT."

[@tracykerton2624]

You broken glasses....broken horn...tall...STRONG GUY! Best insult ever

[@miskitty54341]

That Dave... Is the most perfect Dave I have ever seen... I want 10 of him.

[@casgasm5059]

This Dave is great but I really love tiny!dave in the Sburb Live ones

[@l3reeze10]

It's cute how Tavros smiled and laughed whenever Gamzee was in a scene. ^_^

[@carrotsniffle]

But how could you not? Gamzee is awesome!

[@catbugpegasister5328]

And did you see Gamzee at 18:56? He's just so upset that Vriska mentioned Tavro's flarping "accident"!

[@indiahorn9742]

Oh my goodness, I didn't notice that until I read mewr codment! That is just so adorabubble! ^u^

[@miaya8439]

"STRIFE. STRIFE. STRIFE. STRIFE. STRIFE."

[@Creanator]

This is the only panel I've seen where their Equius can actually keep a straight face.

[@ALivingFlame]

ThatNoodle He's also good at keeping a "long" face... I'm so sorry...

[@juneegbert5452]

mituna was adorable when he just decided to scoot himself in there on the skateboard at 12:14

[@dreyblanc7503]

That cosplayer is the best Mituna XD

[@BloodMoonFairy]

OH MY GOD THE MITUNA *_* What a cutie.

[@Imkrkronroblox]

Omfg when Mituna came in with the guitar when Jake took off his clothes was just to much xD

[@tadahiis6562]

omg Vriska at 39:10 touching Tav's horns in the background

[@Nobody-mb5mw]

39:49 EQUIUS AND NEPETA WERE COVERING EACH OTHERS EYES OMG

[@Eandrews763]

Poor Kanaya can't look at Jake anymore. His legs might be making Terezi more blind than she already was.

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

As soon as Jake took his pants off all hell broke loose and I lost my marbles...

[@lolyknow5443]

Yet dirk didn't grab a bucket...

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

Cupcake Cult Cause he's human XDD

[@gabababa777]

This is the best Tavros ever.

[@ugapucca]

I'm a little sad that there was constant breathing on the mic, making it hard to hear what was being said.

[@strawberrys7312]

I reccomend you buy some cheap speakers so you can hear your computer better :D

[@Irocko14]

That Dave is the *best* Dave ever! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! He even looks like David Tennant! **swoooooooons**

[@violetvictoria4144]

"YOUR WORSE THAN CRONUS" OHMYGAWD HUSSIE YOU SURE I LOVE MY BABIES BUT WHOS WORSE REALLY

[@wil3228]

OMG THIS TAVROS COSPLAY IS MY FAVORITE EVER

[@justalexbot5276]

his name is Adam. and he has a tumblr. 8)

[@misskaterinat]

I think we were all blown away when we realized how absolutely amazing the Dave is. I mean, come on, don't deny it, you underestimated him too. :p

[@ivychen7215]

of course

[@misskaterinat]

Ivy Chen:p

[@shotodoki-roki5580]

Eh. He looks like a good Dave imho, it's also my headcanon height :3

[@fruitbat9704]

38:03, Jake 'well sea food is incredibly tasty" omg eridans face! I died laughing

[@theclearskyhermit6417]

I always love it how The Land of Bacon and Surprises from Enter Command was mentioned.

[@uhbannanas]

Yessssd

[@xxcupcakes9xx]

I love how they used a picture of a panel with dirk on it to cover up Jake.

[@dreyblanc7503]

39:32 - When Jake stripped to God Tier - Mituna playing his electric guitar solo - Vriska, Hussie, Karkat, Tavros and Dave's reaction - Kanaya and Terezi holding weapons and are afraid of Jake stripping - Dirk doing the support to Jake - Equius and Nepeta covering each other's eyes... I LOST IT!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tieflingsgold]

53:55 Dave: "YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW!!!" XD priceless

[@oyasumiiko]

I love when a guy cosplay a guy character and looks perfect! Tavros

[@PrinceOliverChannelandPage]

Why does their gender matter? If they were a chick it wouldnt be as good? Is that what you're implying? I cosplay girls all the time!

[@oyasumiiko]

No, no, I'm not saying that. I like many cosplayers regardless of gender. Only I thought he looked very cool-Please do not take my comment as an insult. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[@ALivingFlame]

Anael I know right, I'm getting pretty sick of cosplay panels where literally EVERY guy character is played by a girl... Where all the male cosplayers be at?? This was very refreshing. I mean come on, Equius was LEGIT!

[@ALivingFlame]

Prince-Oliver Umm, obviously it's more realistic, believable, and not as 4th wall breaking when the genders are accurate. The more accurate the cosplayer is to the actual character, the better. This is obvious and nothing to be offended by.

[@bryan9587]

Yeah, the fucker just got triggered because someone said the g-word. How surprising.

[@d3ad_aliv3]

"MAKE HIM EAT GAMZEE'S PIE" Oh gawd 0_0

[@tricksterkitkat9202]

I have fallen in love with the person playing Mituna.

[@Jane-gg2sx]

I'm a massive Whovian and when someone said for feferi's character name The Silence, and then that guy said "I don't know that might trigger someone" it- it triggered me...

[@Jane-gg2sx]

I still heard "Silence".... Still triggered me...

[@Jane-gg2sx]

It's to late for it not anymore...

[@narratorv]

I just noticed Ms. Paint was in there. Im disappointed in myself, I DIDNT NOTICE HER SOONER

[@pubbiehooves]

This Mituna is so cute that it kills me omg ^w^

[@Lukeade815]

16:15 Dave is literally me

[@bobswolfie2001]

Dave and Karkat were... TOGETHER. :DD *sparkles*

[@breadcracker5126]

bobswolfie2001 And now DavKat is canon

[@catbugpegasister5328]

Davekat is the best

[@DarkendSchoolGirlGua]

Not only is Equius very hot, but also this is an awesome video. Wish i'd been there.

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

I know. I completely swoon when I see that Equius and that Tavros. They are really good looking. \^-^/ Bless.

[@scrambo6182]

Christina Morales i believe the correct term is 'swoonami'

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

dave strider>u< Yes! I have a swoonami! ^-^

[@triplea_ch]

"Take me with you!" Best. Part. EVER.

[@kenmacaptor1044]

WHY DOES EVERY PANEL I WATCH HAVE JAKE STRIPPING.Not that I don't enjoy it lol

[@g00dpaws]

Don't lie.

[@lukebrowneblogs9910]

Because... Some where.. On this terrible planet we call earth..... Dirk Stryder is watching... Jake strip..... Just because....

[@miamoore7056]

Dave is like a giant 😂😂

[@mewbushin3311]

Mia Moore ikr omg

[@legrandmasmas5727]

Nigga he ain't no giant, that's the other who are little af

[@axylotlarts6153]

Titan dave

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

My head canons are that gamzee (minus horns) and Dave are both 7'

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

And gamzee's horns are a foot and a half

[@IronDragon1337]

Oh my god. "I have a 27 volume encyclopedia collection on Subway. Each volume is about a foot long." LMAO

[@idontknowwhatmynameis3853]

Eridan: *Opens note* John: *Enters scene* Camra mic: *woosh*

[@dirkstridssickbeats81]

At 5:18 look at John’s head. Tavros’ horns match up perfectly.

[@ducktbm]

" I am balls deep in subway, you don't even know.)

[@minefromusic]

Travros looks like he forgot all his lines

[@xxlilacfangzxx]

T A L L D A V E

[@galamix1127]

That Equius was PERFECT.

[@ALivingFlame]

Blaze Flames 🐎

[@xIzami]

0:18:50 When Vriska says that, Gamzee's reaction cx

[@mernaliss]

Okay but this is the best Kankri I've ever seen

[@levelessa]

Can’t stop staring at Tavros he looks so worried I wanna comfort him 😭

[@ironicappreciation4374]

"JOHN MUST MAKE FEF HOLD ERIDANS HAND" I'm dead XD

[@indiahorn9742]

Aah, same! ^u^

[@nuufox4821]

that fuckin equius cosplayer tho...damn...son....

[@kneesockz8]

Ikr

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

+Nuu Fox Listen....I'm not gonna lie. I got super jealous when Roxy touched him.

[@colorfulpancakes931]

this needs to be tagged.

[@moonchildant]

Exactly what i said 😂

[@shyscorpio2003]

I was like “HOT DAYUM”

[@TheJasmine172]

Dat Dave holy shit. Most of all, this panel was so goddamn enjoyable, the Cosplayers are in character. I love this so much.

[@mgb117]

NO ONE'S WORSE THAN CRONUS

[@mgb117]

+A Random KZbin Channel YAAAAAAAAY

[@mgb117]

+A Random KZbin Channel YEEEEEEEES

[@KirbysCreeper]

Needed slightly more Karkat, and it needed more Sollux, but this is still one of the best panels I've watched. The "balls deep in subway" line is life though oh gog

[@DrudeAshling]

The Jane cosplayer was so awesome and adorable!!

[@belenrobleto5092]

The moment i saw what was jake planning i thought 'trickster mode ON'

[@tianamarsden9135]

Tavros' broken face in the first act was absolutely hilarious!

[@AbaekuSC]

THAT EQUIUS WAS PERFECT

[@ALivingFlame]

AbaekuSC The horse muscle beast himself 🐴

[@timewizard1650]

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT EQUIUS I HAVE EVER SEEN

[@ALivingFlame]

Time Wizard What do you mean? That WAS Equius silly!

[@RockenAmyLee51]

jake oh my god! ....save the stripping for Dirk!

[@daxtheanimeotaku8506]

dave looks like he's having an anxiety attack in the beginning

[@daxtheanimeotaku8506]

or he's just really nervous

[@Alfredopizzaluver151]

I have a little problem with the audio. It sounds like someone is constantly breathing and tapping on the mic, making it hard to hear. But other than that, I really enjoyed the scene where Jake went godtier! XD

[@sakuraRyn]

36:50 A WILD TEREZI HAS APPEARED!! Jake: STRIFE XDDDDDDDDDDDDD I love making comments like this~!!!! >w

[@jhazelrascal555]

If i was at the con and karkat put the hat on I would have said, "he's kat in the hat!"

[@kazd3845]

I was not expecting the pants to be removed......

[@pepper-cdraws4555]

Booty

[@BrookeMaloney_google]

41:04 i love how dirk is on the panel XD they know the fandom's most popular ship's so well

[@vriskaserket7630]

51:44 Dirk: *Hands Dave a Santa hat* Dave: *Puts it on* Shit, Let's be Santa! Me: Because Ikimaru, amirite?

[@laurenharrington5379]

Mituna and Kankri were the cutest!!! And I love how Dirk and Dave were on the opposite sides of the height spectrum than the norm, it was just too cute!

[@haileyo3108]

That was literally one of the best videos I have ever seen. I am not joking in the slightest.

[@charathedemon608]

34:04 John took Dave's D. "Not a homosexual" my ass. XD

[@ironicappreciation4374]

"I found the D" Oh dear fucking lord. "Keep the D" IT GOT BETTER

[@tieflingsgold]

holy shit i love that tavros cosplayer! i'm really happy he's in more than one panel on youtube!

[@Zilluminate]

This Kankri is amazing, omg.

[@rley101]

9:18 YESSSS. My two favorite characters!

[@Windows_Sys]

OK I pretty much underestimated this panel its got some really awesome cosplayers and I loved the dave and hussies interactions so yeah it was cool

[@gleepglorp9]

The best part of this panel has to be when Mituna just jumped in, shredded the guitar, and then rolled away.

[@saraswan5841]

Thank you for all of the sweet comments! This was so much fun!!! And thanks to our choice camera and production army and the other actors because wow we look great!!

[@ironicappreciation4374]

"The dark condensation of the blackness" Awww, I'm so honored to be mentioned in the panel!

[@superepikdudepcgamerz5414]

0:39:47 XD Wow lol check out Nepeta and Equius in the background. XD

[@crimsonleavesfalling5224]

OMG!!

[@TasteThaKayla]

nawwww

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

THATS ADORABLE! ^-^

[@wildfire317]

You just gotta love how all the betas were staring at kankri like "how on earth is HE related to Karkat"

[@Jamie-ob9wu]

is it just me or does Dave look like David Tennant?

[@catharticgemini]

•~• a little.

[@mcculleyjones2547]

omg he does O-O

[@Coffee__Head]

He does and # whoviansfor life

[@elekkitty]

I would like to take this moment to appreciate how good the Hussie was. Truly unhinged in every aspect.

[@lemonadecosplay128]

I STAYED UP UNTIL SUNRISE WATCHING THIS HOLY CRAP I LOVE IT SO MUCH GUYS I NEED SLEEP

[@Lukeade815]

10:42 omg look at Vriska and Terezi

[@plutototoh]

That Mituna is such a cutie!! Aww~

[@ironicappreciation4374]

Gamzee looked so flustered and distressed after vriska mentioned tavros's accident. Just excuse me while I go prepare a pbj sandwich.

[@AnomGamerGirlPOTATO]

47:35 "and then the video game can come out!" Lmao took a few years!

[@wandspider]

May I ask how come Dave is so awesomely tall. I mean it just adds to him being all cool and awesome and his overall stereotype.

[@alphysthefishylover6364]

I was just laying here and then suddenly Jake has no pants

[@macydickerson4433]

I LOST IT AT JAKE STRIPPING JEGUS CHRIST

[@rachelgraves5694]

OMG Dave: I have footlongs EVERY. DAY.