What Panel? A Homestuck Choose Your Own Adventure

AT LONG LAST, "WHAT PANEL? A HOMESTUCK CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" IS HERE. Lettuce rejoice.
Panel directors:
Rel (awkwanaut.tumblr.com)
Dave (boxed-hobo.tumblr.com)
Videographers:
Archie (incredibeard.tumblr.com)
Abby (landofflashandfilm.tumblr.com)
Editor:
Archie (incredibeard.tumblr.com)
Cast:
Mr. Hussie - Tim (buttpilgrim.tumblr.com)
John Egbert - PJ - (Heyitspj.tumblr.com)
Jade Harley - Karin Q. (chularin.tumblr.com)
Kankri Vantas - Mur (MurtunaCaptor.tumblr.com)
Tavros Nitram - Adam (mohawkdandy.tumblr.com)
Eridan Ampora - Mary (shinjaninja.tumblr.com)
Mituna Captor - Pitch (8luh8luhhugepitch.tumblr.com)
Equius Zahhak - Josh (bestquius.tumblr.com)
Roxy Lalonde - Sammy (dokidokiprincesschan.tumblr.com)
Feferi Peixes - Meaghan (kingtomcat.tumblr.com)
Vriska Serket - Dave (boxed-hobo.tumblr.com)
Nepeta Leijon - Alphie (makararousal.tumblr.com)
Terezi Pyrope - Alex (cancerously.tumblr.com)
Karkat Vantas - Lindzar (lindzar.tumblr.com)
Dirk Strider - Tara (LoveJoker.tumblr.com)
Gamzee Makara - Laura (terminallyxsadistic.tumblr.com)
Dave Strider - Joey (kusariku.tumblr.com)
Rose Lalonde - Rel (awkwanaut.tumblr.com)
Jane Crocker - Sara (Theprincesswithmagichair.tumblr.com)
Kanaya Maryam - Ashley (seerofsarcasm.tumblr.com)
Jake English - Jam (mstaury.tumblr.com)
Ms. Paint - Mira Moon (voyeuristicdarlings.tumblr.com/)
"Homestuck," "Problem Sleuth," and all related characters and concepts are Andrew Hussie and MSPA. This panel is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual persons or events, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. "What Panel?" bears no affiliation with the MSPA staff whatsoever.

[@ghostlyautaum]

Omg this has to be one of my favorite Homestuck panels. The subway part. *I AM BALLS DEEP IN SUBWAY*

[@neveahjenecki9214]

I have seen this Tavros everywhere, I think Adam makes the PERFECT Tavros. *crying bc feels*

[@user-de3cw5fm1y]

IKR

[@princess-uy8rs]

That is so true

[@gracew7651]

I know right!!!

[@salamencerobot]

yes he does! he sooo fits the character. he looks strong until you look at his eyes! HE IS SO NERVOUS INSIDE ITS ADORABLE.

[@slime_sam4321]

Neveah Jenecki also i think this is a good voice for john aside from Voxus' john, that is the canon john voice for me

[@itslexiandnicky]

WHEN ERIDAN BARGED IN ON KANKRI TALKING I LOST IT

[@madisonbowen9241]

Same!!!

[@icinemarie9907]

same here! lol

[@ivaldi032]

Same

[@codyshucks]

why does the hussie cosplayer remind me of spencer form icarly

[@lesbianaconda2971]

HOLY SHIT I KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!

[@fcnation5910]

evie murray Spencer is funny af

[@solluxcaptor6001]

evie murray II’m 2tiill fliippiing my 2hiit over the fact that people actually co2play Hu22ie.

[@l3reeze10]

It's cute how Tavros smiled and laughed whenever Gamzee was in a scene. ^_^

[@carrotsniffle]

But how could you not? Gamzee is awesome!

[@catbugpegasister5328]

And did you see Gamzee at 18:56? He's just so upset that Vriska mentioned Tavro's flarping "accident"!

[@indiahorn9742]

Oh my goodness, I didn't notice that until I read mewr codment! That is just so adorabubble! ^u^

[@flutechick11797]

Oh my god Jade just stabbed Jake with a katana [S] Game Over JADE WHAT

[@mhansen14]

When did Dave get so tall????????

[@gissellebriones7890]

he drank so much apple juice XD

[@galaxtorykz8435]

Randomly_ Mia And why is so much....TALLER than Dirk?

[@shotodoki-roki5580]

Galaxtory KZ it's called my headcanon: Dave tall af, Dirk shortest alpha kid

[@guessmyname1246]

@@galaxtorykz8435 growth spurts

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

He was always tall

[@justiiffybro7973]

I THINK I WOKE UP AMERICA WHEN KARKAT PUT ON THE PLASTIC HAT AND SAID "THE GUY WITH THE HAT."

[@Imkrkronroblox]

Omfg when Mituna came in with the guitar when Jake took off his clothes was just to much xD

[@YaoiCutieX3]

someone should have put a bucket in the prop box XD

[@deonicsxgame6893]

I was thinking that at the beach scene "AND THEN SUDDENLY, A BUCKET COMES OUT OF NO WHERE" "OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING"

[@tracykerton2624]

You broken glasses....broken horn...tall...STRONG GUY! Best insult ever

[@BloodMoonFairy]

OH MY GOD THE MITUNA *_* What a cutie.

[@miaya8439]

"STRIFE. STRIFE. STRIFE. STRIFE. STRIFE."

[@misskaterinat]

I think we were all blown away when we realized how absolutely amazing the Dave is. I mean, come on, don't deny it, you underestimated him too. :p

[@ivychen7215]

of course

[@misskaterinat]

Ivy Chen:p

[@shotodoki-roki5580]

Eh. He looks like a good Dave imho, it's also my headcanon height :3

[@kokihayato]

I love when a guy cosplay a guy character and looks perfect! Tavros

[@PrinceOliverChannelandPage]

Why does their gender matter? If they were a chick it wouldnt be as good? Is that what you're implying? I cosplay girls all the time!

[@kokihayato]

No, no, I'm not saying that. I like many cosplayers regardless of gender. Only I thought he looked very cool-Please do not take my comment as an insult. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[@ALivingFlame]

Anael I know right, I'm getting pretty sick of cosplay panels where literally EVERY guy character is played by a girl... Where all the male cosplayers be at?? This was very refreshing. I mean come on, Equius was LEGIT!

[@ALivingFlame]

Prince-Oliver Umm, obviously it's more realistic, believable, and not as 4th wall breaking when the genders are accurate. The more accurate the cosplayer is to the actual character, the better. This is obvious and nothing to be offended by.

[@bryan9587]

Yeah, the fucker just got triggered because someone said the g-word. How surprising.

[@violetvictoria4144]

"YOUR WORSE THAN CRONUS" OHMYGAWD HUSSIE YOU SURE I LOVE MY BABIES BUT WHOS WORSE REALLY

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

As soon as Jake took his pants off all hell broke loose and I lost my marbles...

[@lolyknow5443]

Yet dirk didn't grab a bucket...

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

Cupcake Cult Cause he's human XDD

[@theclearskyhermit6417]

I always love it how The Land of Bacon and Surprises from Enter Command was mentioned.

[@uhbannanas]

Yessssd

[@xxcupcakes9xx]

I love how they used a picture of a panel with dirk on it to cover up Jake.

[@kenmacaptor1044]

WHY DOES EVERY PANEL I WATCH HAVE JAKE STRIPPING.Not that I don't enjoy it lol

[@g00dpaws]

Don't lie.

[@lukebrowneblogs9910]

Because... Some where.. On this terrible planet we call earth..... Dirk Stryder is watching... Jake strip..... Just because....

[@fruitbat9704]

38:03, Jake 'well sea food is incredibly tasty" omg eridans face! I died laughing

[@Irocko14]

That Dave is the *best* Dave ever! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! He even looks like David Tennant! **swoooooooons**

[@narratorv]

I just noticed Ms. Paint was in there. Im disappointed in myself, I DIDNT NOTICE HER SOONER

[@DarkendSchoolGirlGua]

Not only is Equius very hot, but also this is an awesome video. Wish i'd been there.

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

I know. I completely swoon when I see that Equius and that Tavros. They are really good looking. \^-^/ Bless.

[@scrambo6182]

Christina Morales i believe the correct term is 'swoonami'

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

dave strider>u< Yes! I have a swoonami! ^-^

[@miamoore7056]

Dave is like a giant 😂😂

[@mewbushin3311]

Mia Moore ikr omg

[@legrandmasmas5727]

Nigga he ain't no giant, that's the other who are little af

[@axylotlarts6153]

Titan dave

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

My head canons are that gamzee (minus horns) and Dave are both 7'

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

And gamzee's horns are a foot and a half

[@bobswolfie2001]

Dave and Karkat were... TOGETHER. :DD *sparkles*

[@breadcracker5126]

bobswolfie2001 And now DavKat is canon

[@catbugpegasister5328]

Davekat is the best

[@xxlilacfangzxx]

T A L L D A V E

[@severalratsscreaminginpain8933]

I lost my shit at mituna and jake with the power rangers

[@idontknowwhatmynameis3853]

Eridan: *Opens note* John: *Enters scene* Camra mic: *woosh*

[@AbaekuSC]

THAT EQUIUS WAS PERFECT

[@ALivingFlame]

AbaekuSC The horse muscle beast himself 🐴

[@TheJasmine172]

Dat Dave holy shit. Most of all, this panel was so goddamn enjoyable, the Cosplayers are in character. I love this so much.

[@ducktbm]

" I am balls deep in subway, you don't even know.)

[@IronDragon1337]

Oh my god. "I have a 27 volume encyclopedia collection on Subway. Each volume is about a foot long." LMAO

[@levelessa]

Can’t stop staring at Tavros he looks so worried I wanna comfort him 😭

[@mernaliss]

Okay but this is the best Kankri I've ever seen

[@DrudeAshling]

The Jane cosplayer was so awesome and adorable!!

[@belenrobleto5092]

The moment i saw what was jake planning i thought 'trickster mode ON'

[@RockenAmyLee51]

jake oh my god! ....save the stripping for Dirk!

[@ironicappreciation4374]

"JOHN MUST MAKE FEF HOLD ERIDANS HAND" I'm dead XD

[@indiahorn9742]

Aah, same! ^u^

[@alphysthefishylover6364]

I was just laying here and then suddenly Jake has no pants

[@Zilluminate]

This Kankri is amazing, omg.

[@sakuraRyn]

36:50 A WILD TEREZI HAS APPEARED!! Jake: STRIFE XDDDDDDDDDDDDD I love making comments like this~!!!! >w

[@superepikdudepcgamerz5414]

0:39:47 XD Wow lol check out Nepeta and Equius in the background. XD

[@crimsonleavesfalling5224]

OMG!!

[@TasteThaKayla]

nawwww

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

THATS ADORABLE! ^-^

[@haileyo3108]

That was literally one of the best videos I have ever seen. I am not joking in the slightest.

[@Owlbewaiting]

The people holding the cameras kept putting their hands over the microphone or something, it is so obnoxious. Other than the terrible sound, love the panel!

[@Windows_Sys]

OK I pretty much underestimated this panel its got some really awesome cosplayers and I loved the dave and hussies interactions so yeah it was cool

[@tieflingsgold]

holy shit i love that tavros cosplayer! i'm really happy he's in more than one panel on youtube!

[@blakewhite4429]

Is the Tavros the same one as the bucket full of Homestuck panel one? I just started the video and my immediate thought was that

[@blakewhite4429]

and kanaya

[@PsilocybePsientist]

quite a few of the people from bucketfull seem to be here

[@astroazure7494]

Madi-Moo Enter Command: A Homestuck Choose Your Own Adventure Panel too, I think

[@minefromusic]

Travros looks like he forgot all his lines

[@smolpikaboi35]

I AM SO UPSET I HAVENT FOUND HOMESTUCK TILL NOW- ALL THE AMAZING PANELS (ESPECIALLY THIS ONE) I COULD HAVE SEENNNN 😭😭

[@macydickerson4433]

I LOST IT AT JAKE STRIPPING JEGUS CHRIST

[@saraswan5841]

Thank you for all of the sweet comments! This was so much fun!!! And thanks to our choice camera and production army and the other actors because wow we look great!!

[@lemonadecosplay128]

I STAYED UP UNTIL SUNRISE WATCHING THIS HOLY CRAP I LOVE IT SO MUCH GUYS I NEED SLEEP

[@OneColdRepublican]

everything is awesome, especially that cuite ms paint.

[@amandakeursten7521]

"i found the D" *hits like*

[@nerosoul2506]

i was not expecting the call back to the land of bacon and surprises

[@913kagome]

THE DAVE DIRK AND MITUNA ACT WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

[@Lukeade815]

10:42 omg look at Vriska and Terezi

[@ivaldi032]

GOG DAMMIT JOHN STOP THE WIND

[@Lukeade815]

TWERK OFF CRYING

[@wandspider]

May I ask how come Dave is so awesomely tall. I mean it just adds to him being all cool and awesome and his overall stereotype.

[@liannachambers5830]

"Uh, gamzee" I have a very huge feeling that the person who suggested that was because they ship them.

[@cal8831]

I’m rather late to getting into Homestuck but I’m still thoroughly enjoying every bit of this bullshit.

[@ourbambino]

*THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE A HOMESTUCK*

[@84m813]

Adam is amazing!! So is Dave the guy who plays vriska! They are the BEST

[@ember5031]

51:06 and there he goes.. we have.. LIIFFDOFF into the SKY.

[@jaspingo]

OMG!! How can Mituna be so ADORABLE!

[@brandydeliguin1918]

This is the best panel i have seen

[@aradiamegido9559]

Karkat was a cutie :3 and that Nepeta voice was on point.

[@Nekomancer13]

OMG JAKE NO PLS LMAO

[@mr_malum]

Everyone was so perfect xD!!!!!!! John was so glubbin kawaii *w*

[@pivinne5536]

That Ending XDD The Whole Panel Was Awesome!

[@strikemanpop]

this panel has so much caothic energy lmao

[@fidget934]

I immediately questioned my life choices when Jake started stripping

[@lc2556]

Oh man Jake's costume reveal was genius

[@casskekoa663]

Omg Mituna was so funny

[@vriskaserket9548]

His voice gives me a headache!

[@indiahorn9742]

I love the way Tavros' face lights up at 28:41.

[@misidontknowwhattodo]

i think all the characters cosplays were awesome! karkat was a little shy tho. but he was adorable. this tavros is my headcanon tav

[@nicholasmaiab.6668]

You know, after seeing some videos, I'm sure Adam is a perfect Tavros

[@ZoeStanczak]

im in love with the guy that does Dave

[@danialbrecht2982]

CAPTIN BIG BUBBLES!!!

[@galarianpunk8654]

OMG JAKE SHOOK ME HIS PANTS JUST DISAPPEARED

[@dasytaylor]

47:56 Best. Planet. Ever.

[@atlas9490]

i love tavros cosplayer, Adam 😂 he's just so adorable!!! And mituns cosplayer, Pitch

[@potatobricks8364]

Hussie is too great that even a camera can’t handle him

[@ember5031]

52:57 DAVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE-

[@marisanisenpai3836]

I could not stop laughing when they played the power rangers song then mituna comes in with the guitar just rock in out lol I love mituna x3

[@maddiepatrice]

all the mentions of eridan's lusus being gay XD and then eridan's all like "IT'S JUST A PHASE HE'LL GET OVER IT" and kankri's going on about seahorse dad's life choices.. I just died

[@digital_shark]

Dave's voice is deeper than the Grand Canyon Jesus

[@digital_shark]

I know but he is still attractive omg

[@finnianblackbutler7910]

no words can describe how amazing this is XD

[@karkatvantas4039]

THIS IS THE BEST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE EVER!!!! (GREAT ACTORS)

[@Contesta234]

Don't forget that they're actual humans and you can't actually "own" them.

[@Sunari]

Hard to choose a favorite part, but that one was amazing

[@michigo_]

oh my god john is so awkward and adorable and just erubvowbvohivhwaqbowjrif he's so perfect

[@peytonhobson5328]

YESSSSSSSI love the Tavros, Eridan, and VriskaAnd everyone

[@ieatpie315]

"Its is February 16." Yes Hussie, yes it is.

[@blackhornwasp]

I ended up clapping and cheering at the end. Gosh darn all the actors turned out amazing.

[@Tini_Ballerini]

"And then Jake went god tier while Mituna played an awesome guitar solo." You think I'm joking before you watch the video. But you soon find... I'm not joking. Not one. Single. Bit.

[@xX1shizuma1Xx]

Kankri remembered his sassy pants today

[@thylings]

THIS WAS THE BEST PANEL EVER