what poker vlogs sound like to people who don't play poker part 2

[@AndrewNeeme]

Thoroughly enjoyed.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

ANDREW NEEME STOP IT. YOU DID NOT JUST COMMENT ON MY TEENY TINY CHANNEL.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

*star struck*

[@Shshshshshhshhs]

@@GregGoesAllIn not gonna be teeny tiny for long. There’s definitely a big audience and a lot of material to work with in this area and you’re a funny dude.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

​@@Shshshshshhshhs Aw thanks, Noah! That's so nice!

[@Shshshshshhshhs]

@@GregGoesAllIn Of course, try to feature your cat as much as you can too. Everybody loves pets.

[@NickWright]

Can confirm - can’t tell the difference between this and a real poker vlog.

[@onetimeontheriverdealer4405]

Plot twist : this was a real poker vlog

[@izee4814]

underrated comment :D

[@yellow7ball]

Niiiiiick!!! 😂

[@herf4010]

The badly drawn on beard is the tip off.

[@DonkeyAndy]

"I think he's been smoking some marijuana because he's now pot committed." 🤣

[@victorortiz1558]

honestly the best line of the vid for me lol coming from a stoner/poker reg so that was 5 star

[@BulmasHotThighSweat]

I died at that part

[@sebesQue]

that was so good

[@Nico-kd8jl]

I don't know how no one cracked that joke before

[@riccardoriva2316]

this one made me fall out of my chair.

[@JohnDeCarlo]

I love the shout out to @BradOwen for the quiggities

[@mynameisabe905]

I only watch brad owens so I don't know if this dude sounds like most vloggers but definitely sounded like brad the whole way

[@dddon513]

Brad just looked up from his 6 piece McJiggidies meal and side of fishdonk.

[@todabsolute]

Don't forget that Brad Owen is the biggest poker KZbin channel. He is Daniel Negreanu.

[@jacobpage410]

YES

[@jefferthomason5591]

If Brad Owen doesn't add quiggedies into his vernacular I'm unsubbing.

[@RepaKTANET]

He already have

[@DragonSt3alth]

Lmao, I think he has used it once...

[@scorpionfadi9991]

how to play quiggedies tho !

[@micferrantemusic]

Vernacular 👹

[@kevincahillane7333]

This is a horrible line! See the problem with his aggresive straight play pre- wet river is that he didn't make the maximum fish and chips. Any youtube comments poker pro would know that you have to bluff strattle the pre-fap, so that the HighCut and the Jackoff call home from the bottom of the skeet range and take a rubber bullet to the quad. This way you can rake in those sweet sweet Gregory Dollars. It's this god-tier combination of strategy and intuition that has made me blow through my life savings twice at micro-stakes, so I definitely know what I'm talking about.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

hahahahahaha premium youtube comment. love it.

[@zZmiLLi]

Last sentence is a masterpiece lmaoo

[@mrvaultguy1118]

This is now my #1 favorite comment on a poker video ever. 😂😂😂 This tops "One time Doug told me to check, raise or fold, and I've been doing these things in poker ever since" Doug: "My work here is done"

[@smallwarrior2k]

This comment made me wet before the river. Once in a lifetime.

[@mysocalledknife07]

You win the internet 🤣

[@Princiepoker]

I don't know why but the part when he says " he checked me out so now I'm going to check them out back" gets me every time 😂🤣

[@koreaforeva]

and for someone who doesn't play it would make sense to them because they at least know that poker goes something like that xD

[@Wolfgang_Poker]

i rewatched the last 15 seconds like 10x hahaha

[@GregGoesAllIn]

degens really do love hearing "nuts"

[@happydealer7376]

😂

[@duncanschulte3011]

This is the poker content we need. This is so real. Nailed it man, Great work

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Thanks Duncan! Leave a sub for more degen humor. 🔥

[@AsianAndyfilms]

i enjoyed this

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Hi Asian Andy. I'm Asian Greg. Thanks for the comment! Leave a sub for more degen memes

[@octodaddy8322]

@@GregGoesAllIn dude.. Asian Andy is a legend.. youre officially based and poker pilled 👊

[@krazyk500]

I'm actually mind blown Asian andy commented on this. That's like getting gold on reddit

[@onlinestrike97]

Why am i seeing you everywhere

[@Tootbook]

@@GregGoesAllIn Wait... if you're Asian Greg... then.... WHOS THAT?! >.>

[@ludakidboy]

"The flip flop comes" lmfao

[@Wolfgang_Poker]

the last card is a wet one, that's why we call it the river

[@GregGoesAllIn]

oh shit wolfgangs here what up my guy

[@QuintBlitz]

"The next card is brought to you by the letter A" Lost.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

and found. don't leave me channel ever again you hear me.

[@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler]

Hahah A+

[@GregGoesAllIn]

if only I graded this well in school.

[@youtubeisshit419]

@@GregGoesAllIn lol clearly

[@joshwm2323]

Damn I thought of you when I watch this rdp the real degenerate

[@jjjr243]

@@GregGoesAllIn ok so please do DePaulo winning a trillion dollars accidentally on video poker lol

[@Bush_Goremen]

parkour

[@randomstuff2985]

😂 this was amazing. Showed my girl and she couldn’t tell the difference between this and brad Owens vlog 😆

[@GregGoesAllIn]

this is the greatest compliment you could've given me

[@99hamseine]

Holy crap I'm so glad I found this channel before it blows up.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

blows up in flames, that is. Thank you.

[@davidbirkes7308]

@@GregGoesAllIn I belive it's coming you just started getting recommended to me constantly lol you pleased the algorithm

[@GregGoesAllIn]

@@davidbirkes7308 that’s honestly so nice to hear!Thanks for letting me know!

[@giovanni679]

​@GregGoesAllIn it blew up, didn't it 😊

[@spencerbets1785]

“Pride colors” instead of rainbow 😂😂

[@icarusflying1814]

Lol first time I heard “bright colours” and thought that’s a bit random but after reading this comment it makes much more sense 😂

[@larryfisherman6449]

As someone who just started binge watching brad Owen and has never played poker in my life I can confirm. I just like seeing people win money

[@GregGoesAllIn]

if you like seeing people win money you've come to the wrong channel 🐟

[@DJFAYZE13]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. So good man!

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Thanks Jordan you is a real one

[@WhiteBoardFinance]

Dude 😂😂😂 10/10 video

[@comedybaddie]

"Pick up the hijack on the button and limp bluff pre" is so fucking gold

[@noex100]

*Cutoff the hijack

[@trombz2007]

"A means it hits his home on the range" 💀💀🤣🤣

[@x-ion7074]

No Brad Owen was hurt in this video.

[@lilruss713]

My girl has gotten into poker lately and is always asking for the terminology to be explained. I can’t wait to show her this video, so good man, great work!!

[@GregGoesAllIn]

I'm glad! This should explain everything very clearly to her. Thanks for the comment and sub my fellow filthy degen

[@22hyago22]

Is no one gonna mention the fact that the old man literally snaps xD

[@GregGoesAllIn]

gold star for observation

[@tvrax3076]

I love it that’s exactly how my mom hears it she like : « why are you watching people who keep saying the words Nuts Wet 🤣 »

[@Bumpki]

My girlfriend who overhears when I watch couldn't tell the difference

[@toptenguy1]

That felt like about 5 minutes of references squeezed into 1:18. IMPRESSIVE! LOL

[@TheDublistic]

"or other parasitic insect" had me dead

[@martini9853]

I love how you are so aggressively straight in poker

[@Trickmyster777]

Lmao “my home, home on the range”

[@adamwatkins1150]

OMG I don't think I've EVER laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life. ***STANDING OVATION*** Liked. Subscribed. Belled.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

***bow*** thank you sir

[@trainerred6582]

Dat pot committed and shoving the nuts on the coffee comments, lol

[@mikeiodice9090]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂 never thought about it like this. Some of my friends are clueless when it comes to some poker terms

[@GregGoesAllIn]

show them this video it'll all make sense

[@jerkov420]

That's EXACTLY what they sounded like to me before I knew anything about poker. Well done. Subscribed immediately.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Thank you!

[@aaron6806]

That was priceless. Honestly, most of the vlogs sound like that to us poker nerds as well. But we still watch them.

[@Kdot8778]

Should’ve titled it brad Owen if he took meth before sitting down at the table

[@deadprogamer]

The ending had me dying please keep it up man can't wait to see some more content

[@GregGoesAllIn]

aw multiple comments? Thanks my guy

[@dmoney3491]

Never heard something so accurate.

[@treavormiller9552]

How do you think I feel... I was raised Mormon and haven’t played a real game in my life... I’ve also never had someone sit down and tell me all the rules or terms for the different positions. I like poker but 75% of me is watching for the personality.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

poker-playing mormons, now THAT is the kind of diversity I like to see in my viewership

[@Samdeman90]

The "old man" raises to 5 chips and you only put in 4. Other than that thanks for the laugh. Quiggities is going into my vocabulary lmao.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Shh don’t expose my angle shoots

[@PiikachUwU_OSRS]

If I close my eyes, I'm at the Red Rock with Brad beside me.

[@pantzforhire]

6 seconds in and quiggities is killing me

[@ghostmutt4265]

Omfg that actually made me laugh out loud! I have mates who dont play poker and when they hear me talk poker they must hear this. So good. Earned a sub

[@GregGoesAllIn]

thanks for the sub and comments, ghost!!

[@ghostmutt4265]

@@GregGoesAllIn i think your gonna blow up dude. Your shit is legit funny. It takes alot for me to actually 'laugh out loud' and you made me do that several times. Thanks.

[@alexdoerschel]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[@GregGoesAllIn]

aw thx alex

[@mahmoudykemal8698]

''Aggressively straight'' My new favorite line.

[@Schlumpfage]

Ok, this is fking hilarious. Subbed on your last upload and I'm glad I did. :)

[@miks8]

laughing more at this than I should or expected :DDDDD legit rofl

[@zareh805]

“Quiggities” 😂😂😂😂😂😂Brav-fucking-O.

[@isaaclim4572]

Love the humour hope your channel grows

[@GregGoesAllIn]

thanks isaac your comment and sub go a long way

[@Da1337DoOD]

When your plan to triple lie-back slide into the river comes together!

[@richardconcha8873]

You are friggin' hilarious! Love your poker takes!

[@bensantellano]

Give an oscar to the girl! Perfect OMC. The disguise, the expression of an upside down smile 👏bravo, bravo

[@Opticsrespecter]

spot on analysis. it never hurts to balance your preflop limp-bluff range especially into the 2nd nuts

[@Spot3mShot3m]

Awesome!!! “pocket quiggities”

[@imsammy1343]

"The next card is brought to you by the letter A." 😂😂😂

[@samuelbach1631]

I don't get it

[@lifeintaiwan]

Hahahaha brilliant

[@CptUnderDog]

How have more people not seen this. I absolutely died laughing. I can imagine people who don't know poker watching this and understanding it about as well as they do VLOGGERS like Neeme and such.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

The most rewarding part has been viewers telling me they’ve been showing to to their friends who don’t play and them not knowing the difference 😂

[@kaylee3590]

If it wasn’t for Charlie’s tweet I would have never found this channel. Funniest poker Video in history.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Hi! Welcome! Who’s this Charlie to whom I owe my thanks?

[@kaylee3590]

@@GregGoesAllIn Charlie Carrel twitter.com/charlie_carrel/status/1349114719643250688?s=21

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Oh wow Charlie carrel ! Thank you I don’t have Twitter I wouldn’t have known!

[@kaylee3590]

@@GregGoesAllIn so now every pro will get to know you. As seen in the comments you already have some „famous“ fans 😉

[@itskmillz]

why is no one talking about the hilarious amount of innuendo in this video?? im dead

[@800mls]

It fucking hurts , Its so funny

[@GregGoesAllIn]

thx fellow degen. sorry to hear you can't degen tonight. :(

[@keithmccormack7848]

This is comedic gold bro

[@CaseyR89]

Quigities 😂

[@TwiztedTProductions]

Aggressively straight in poker I’m FUCKING DEAD.

[@Alex30Ian]

Hilarious man hahahaha

[@Serea71]

I lost it at "Quggities" lmao

[@NickWhite]

dub

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Ay

[@thetourminator]

LMFAO...... pure gold. Yes I know as I watch this it was only uploaded 11 days ago but DANG.....deserves at least a million views ! Hopefully it will go somewhat viral.

[@randyschatz5539]

I laughed harder at this than anything I’ve seen in at least a year! 🤣

[@GregGoesAllIn]

aw thx randy

[@randyschatz5539]

Thank you for the funny video! You’re giving Brad Owen a run for his money in the laughs department. Side note, it’s super cool that your girlfriend plays and helps with your videos! I played poker consistently for 13 years and could never find a good woman who was that cool with it.

[@lewismurphy1562]

"I have a chance to gutshot this villain in the nuts!" 🤣🤣😂😂

[@a.n.onymous7198]

always been disappointed by the lack of poker memes, great work so far!

[@GregGoesAllIn]

yeah the more of these I make the more I realize there's a vacant space for poker memes here on youtube. thanks for the support!

[@Kujakuseki01]

Laughed so loud at the pot committed joke. lmfao

[@jeffdas4502]

One of the best videos on KZbin right now

[@mydogsbestfren]

" the bigger blind dude folds " haha

[@hello75986]

Every time I see this pop up in my feed I say, “...limp, bluff, pre.” and then precede to watch it.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Hahaha glad to add new terminology to your poker vernacular. Make sure you use it on the felt to confuse your villains.

[@hello75986]

@@GregGoesAllIn Great. Now I have to watch it.

[@JRom_19]

the next card is brought to you by the letter A all of this is absolute comedy gold lol i love it

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Hey Jacob you’re gold welcome to the channel hope you stick around

[@JRom_19]

@@GregGoesAllIn definitely

[@DeanPattrick]

This is fantastic.! Totally sounded like Brad Owen 🤣. All that was needed was one of those commentary lines “a hand like that would send you back to therapy”...

[@aetherarcanist4819]

this is surprisingly accurate?! i love it

[@zackiusss]

This is absolutely underrated

[@Leesandwiches]

He said price colors 😂

[@firelordsozin3677]

The next card is brought to you by the letter A. Pure genius I am dying almost as much as I’m cracking up at the very real beard of the opponent

[@GregGoesAllIn]

neither of us can grow facial hair :(

[@Chakkaly]

Goat content, hope this gets recommended to all of KZbin 5 years from now.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

ay thanks for the nice comment and the sub mate.

[@Chakkaly]

@@GregGoesAllIn Woah there hold the cart. I'll only sub after I clean you HU NLH 0.01/0.02 scrub

[@GregGoesAllIn]

@@Chakkaly wait a second you’ll sub me if you take like $2 from me ? bra have you seen how I play I can’t afford $2

[@Chakkaly]

@@GregGoesAllIn Me neither, I would buy in for 25 BB

[@GregGoesAllIn]

@@Chakkaly how bout we just toss a coin or something. Winner can keep the coin.

[@fattrain7413]

This was fantastic! Well done my dude!

[@havefunoutthere6378]

This is the most I've laughed in 10 months. Thank you!

[@GregGoesAllIn]

yeah it's been a sad 10 months eh

[@aok2075]

"Home home on the range" Beautiful

[@pavanmarwaha760]

The flip flop comes 😂

[@chigbungus5257]

I didnt expect to be laughing this hard when i clicked. Take my like, my sub, and my share.

[@dariusmoghaddam6648]

The absolute best poker video of all time!

[@MattVaughan]

Part 2 was even better.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Matt! You're back! Thanks.

[@earle0024]

So good dude I've laughed to myself like 8 times today of Quiggidies

[@meamjrtv]

This is the third video of yours I've watched tonight and you are SO FUNNY dude. I can't stop laughing. I'm subbed.

[@GregGoesAllIn]

Bryyyce you is a real one

[@casperringh6432]

This was absolutely amazing, great vid!

[@GregGoesAllIn]

casper you is a real one thank you

[@shayreno1461]

Gutshot this villain in the nuts got me. Lol

[@marvincotton1919]

Legendary creativity my guy. Much respect ✊🏾😭😹😹💯

[@ashtonthomas1708]

This is so niche and I’m living for it

[@GregGoesAllIn]

ay thanks for finding my little niche ashton welcome to the channel

[@spursflyinghigh5488]

What's really funny is that he convinced his girlfriend to draw a beard on her face and be the villain

[@Robert-gh7kh]

I haven’t laughed at a poker video out loud before. Well done.

[@chunky_head0020]

This is surprisingly accurate... Like.... EXTREMELY accurate! Haha XD

[@Grantboost]

Wife can confirm the accuracy of this

[@mankey2919]

As a total new fish, that’s exactly how poker vlogs sound.