what "restart the router" sounds like to your family

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[@dshahrokhian]

original video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@greenboi5393]

Ah shet, not again...

[@ultitacos4271]

HAHA its good that i memorized the link for it...

[@jaythemaker5809]

Nice video bro

[@Ruytter]

you... mother... well played, well played indeed.

[@omeroguzaltndag6200]

DUDE İ NEVER WAİTED THAT

[@goodpetspencer8038]

If I stop actively listening to what hes saying for a second, he magically begins speaking another language

[@voiceinthewilderness7309]

At first I thought he was speaking a different language lol

[@FrozenBusChannel]

@@voiceinthewilderness7309 same lmao Until I turned on subtitles

[@voiceinthewilderness7309]

@@FrozenBusChannel Haha I didn't think on that

[@williamhansen9456]

@@FrozenBusChannel I don't think the guy in the video knows what he is saying... He is probably just some sales rep.. It's super hard to determine what he's saying because he misspronounces a lot of words. Directance was pronounced deractence, for example. If I hadn't seen your comment I'd never have figured out what he was saying.. Thanks!

[@allornada9564]

WAIT YOURE RIGHT

[@zkkaik]

I thought I will never hear English again as it sounded like before I learned to speak it. Reading the subtitles in this video while listening the narration made me feel that sensation again first time in 30 years.

[@leejaerim8972]

Same here 😂

[@sergiopaesleme]

yes, the people in the comments are saying the same

[@hellspawnedhero1123]

This is a brilliant comment lol

[@crysenthos7022]

Listening to what the guy is saying vs Reading the drama in the subtitles

[@brightprogrammer1025]

😂

[@DeadAndAliveCat]

Hey, congrats! You got the joke!

[@hellspawnedhero1123]

I was starting to doubt myself and reality for quite awhile before I snapped back and realized. XD it was so surreal.

[@topwargear]

Took me like 10 seconds to figure out he was making up words lolol

[@boooster101]

And here I thought every generator requires a dingle-darn

[@canariopintado9929]

I had no idea what he was saying, but he was saying it so confidently that I just went with it

[@timewalker6654]

thats way too much time

[@noahknows25]

@@canariopintado9929 same

[@dvf1736]

he's reciting a part of the 1944 Students' Quarterly Journal, where they used a bunch of made up techno-babble to describe a fictional turboencabulator

[@fadetounforgiven]

As someone who works in tech support, if you replace "mom" with "customer", this is a very accurate representation of my everyday.

[@AwkwardFishGuy]

Yeah I know what you mean. I worked support for an internet and TV company for over a year and a half and sometimes it was, put mildly; fucking infuriating... :D

[@HamidAbu7]

if it was shorter, 1 million views

[@oopharb7237]

It was uploaded 9 days ago

[@DuncanBassBoost]

wait about 7 years, it will get a million views

[@dorkulusdaddum5577]

Nah, it's funny as it is. It needs that time to build up to talking complete gobbledegook

[@APerson-bn6cu]

Just seventeen seconds…

[@stackmorefetti]

No cap😭😭

[@JaspersCampfire]

Interestingly, my father was a computer major so I've always had the perspective that parents know _more_ than kids do about technology, just like with everything else, and I only learned later that many parents aren't especially tech savvy. My dad would teach me about how computers work, we would take them apart and he would show me the components, and _I_ would be the one asking _him_ how to connect to the wifi. He even taught me how to code a little bit.

[@neverendinchaos4800]

My dad was into computers and stuff like that too. It's probably why I'm good with computers too. Eventually he saw that I had an "addiction" to video games and started to distance himself from me...but he didn't realise that video games were an aspect that inspired me to keep learning about technology and how it all worked. Now I've got my own knowledge of computers and smartphones and technology in general. It's like we diverged onto different paths. His knowledge is more practical and broad, while my knowledge is a little more nuanced. I can't wait to finally show him that I can make it in this world. He's lost a lot of faith in me over the years...but I think, deep down, he knows I'm smart enough to be successful if I just apply myself more. He's always like, "Prove me wrong." I've got an Eminem's "Survival" kind of theme going on when I think about my situation with my father. "I want you to doubt me. I don't want you to believe, 'cause this is something that I must use to succeed." Here's to a better future, right?

[@itsprodigit]

Same thing here with my dad, he used to work at Apple. He currently works for Intel, but he’s considering going back to Apple once he finishes school. Though he’s pretty much always been into computers, but I think by now I know a fair bit more than him.

[@swank8508]

@@neverendinchaos4800 i think you should focus on something that you are likely to make a living on rather than something that most who try fail at. maybe you should follow in your fathers footsteps and have the video game thing as a hobby that might turn into something better

[@luckytheunlucky1157]

@@swank8508 Man the world's changing. The reason why Technologies in school are just stupid because they will probably be irrelivant by the time you start going for work since new technologies will be developed and that job you aimed might not even be needed anymore. My teacher always says that she is training us for jobs that don't even exist yet because the world is evolving at a rapid pace. So who knows video games might do the work.

[@GillBearToe]

My mom came from Mexico and only speaks spanish. Only last year she finally started getting into the internet without being afraid of clicking something incorrectly and the screen closing/opening something. I had the opposite mentality where adults didn't know crap about computers until I got into college and started interacting with friends that were from middle class or higher. I'd see their parents navigating just fine. Funny world.

[@Rhovanion85]

How Japanese feel when they watch anime with fansubs

[@Netsuki]

It depends. But You are right. I hate when fansubber change some text for no reason. Like someone is saying "Onii-san!" and they change it to the name of character. Like, wth. Why? Or being inconsistent. Like translating one things differently than in the english dub version, but other things are translated like they appear in english dub. I am not fluent at japanese, but I can understand words. And even I can see when the subs are weird or doesn't really show the real text. I can get that they can change puns, word jokes or cultural things etc, because sometimes other audiences won't get what's going on. However You can just leave puns as they are and do a adnotation with explaining what's going on. Anyway, I prefer as faithful translation as possible, so I really dislike when people are making subs like that.

[@ao2415]

Kitsune Chan fr, and when the subtitle says big brother when the character obviously said the guy name ..

[@Netsuki]

@@ao2415 Yeah, unnecessary editting.

[@bloodandguts5931]

Sometimes I try to look for dubbed animes with subtitles but the subtitles are often different from the dub script (which is expected, I guess) so it becomes confusing on what to focus on.

[@Netsuki]

@@bloodandguts5931 OMG. This must be weird. And I know many animes that would be like heaven and earth. For example Dragon Ball, Digimon. Dubbed version changed plot, personality, facts about characters. Not only small things. They made completely new things. Like Goku is made a hero in dub, when he is selfish in sub. Or one character became smartass in Digimon, while he wasn't annoying in original version.

[@SunBunz]

This is when I say, "I'm sorry, I don't speak _Star Trek."_

[@PantherAusfD1944]

Those darn vulcans always make it seem so complex.

[@Grubnar]

"Technobable".

[@mithcee]

@@Grubnar *Treknobabble

[@amberagarwal8396]

Throw a couple of its all your fault 😂😂

[@attached2money]

First

[@thddgdr59]

First of the 2nd

[@A--Fan]

2nd of the 3rd

[@tautvydas7326]

@@A--Fan 3rd of the 4th

[@salblaze6603]

@@tautvydas7326 4th of the 5th

[@garretsimpson4924]

Man this is like them videos where it shows you what it is like to hear english as a non english speaker.

[@kazibazi]

English is my second language and I didn't understand until reading the comments that he was making up words and not using actual technical jargon :p

[@ns3429]

I have taught my 70+ years father well. He even knows how to use Skype. AND he gets waaaay more likes than me. And that makes him so happy. And me too.

[@CrazyGaming-wk2pv]

Just always make sure he sets the dingledong opposite the trilumenous crenolator.

[@ct1773]

LOL this is so accurate.

[@attached2money]

See ya when this goes viral in 6 years!

[@austincoombs3674]

Went viral a long time ago

[@acea830]

@iFinxieDev whoa calm down

[@oqocraft2661]

@iFinxieDev whoa calm down

[@thddgdr59]

@iFinxieDev bruh

[@A--Fan]

@iFinxieDev whoa 落ち着け

[@Ascertivus]

Just when I thought this video was good, I started reading the subtitles written at the bottom and it got even better! This is hilarious.

[@hafuketo9458]

This reminds me of a computer system that was controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules.

[@mithcee]

Ah I see you're a PC gamer as well

[@jamaalsmikley2j.272]

How the teacher explains her work vs How you hear her explanation

[@Bada4ever]

This has to be one of my favorite KZbin videos of all time. I'll put this in my must rewatch even in 20 years list. Thanks for this.

[@Magnogen]

This man is speaking the language of the God's. Somebody act as a prophet and interpret what he is actually saying. Much appreciated

[@timewalker6654]

its a joke video, you doorbell

[@Geegs]

It's absolute gibberish. Though it does work as a way to show what English sounds like from the outside to native speakers.

[@itoo4884]

It seems like your replies didn't detect the joke.

[@itoo4884]

@@Pinefoxo 😅👍

[@CrazyGaming-wk2pv]

All you need to know is the simultaneous dingledong is connected to the premenelated fanolescent manolites firmly attached to a square gratelader.

[@Skrubbzdubbz]

sounds like when they explain how a plumbus is made in rick and morty

[@DanielGoldhorn]

Okay but for real I don't believe this man is speaking English for like half his lines. EDIT: I just looked up what an encabulator is and now it all makes sense. The fluxes are parallels to the MODAL capacitors, not the radial capacitors; that's what I was missing

[@ThyMotherInSpirit]

Excuse me, we don't speak not english here.

[@chrono9503]

Yeah I’m pretty sure the MODAL capacitors are used in seismic wave functions.

[@CrazyGaming-wk2pv]

o'rly xD btw he is making perfect sense. If you are not understand how a dingledong connects properly to an aligned crenolator then you are not understand anything. Disclaimer: I had to watch for more than a minute before I realized he was just making up technobabble, a true master of babble.

[@Konpekikaminari]

as a guy working in tech support, this hits way to close to home

[@Spookyhoobster]

They say if you're a non-native English speaker, hearing someone talk in English too fast sounds like it's underwater. I totally get that now.

[@EugeneOneguine]

Why are all your videos suddenly recommended ?

[@oopharb7237]

It was uploaded 9 days ago

[@KO_Manic]

When you miss one lesson of maths and come in the next day

[@eric_moore-6126]

In my, it's "Don't restart the router. The internet is working fine for everyone else."

[@mrcrunchies8688]

Me when I try to explain that you cant pause an online game to my mom

[@LofiWurld]

This guy excels at every job interview

[@hellspawnedhero1123]

For real, that absolutely confidence to smile complete nonsense with such authority will get you far

[@Critical-Thinker895]

A "girdle spring" and "dingle arm". Damn, no wonder I always screw it up. I've been replacing the blinker fluid.

[@Nearnae]

I totally understand now. I don't have 5 degrees to listen to this shit

[@sgtcart0onz755]

Thats the entire point dip shit

[@user-ru3zw6lz9h]

It's fake, he's using made up words and terminology that has nothing to do with what's being described.

[@dipsithecreeper]

Riolu

[@jamiebradley3684]

Sounds like something from Rick & Morty's interdimensional cable

[@thatbaconboi4597]

At one point it just sounds like he’s talking gibberish LMAO

[@ShellCC]

Yes I t o t a l l y u n d e r s t a n d t h i s . . . .

[@imperatorfisch6241]

here from little micha crushed by anatoly playing the bong cloud

[@Sheepy007]

Huh, I Always wondered how Plumbuses were made

[@stevenbelik2256]

your laugh so contagious lol

[@lockedgamerzzz1233]

As a WIFI router restarter, I approve of this video

[@redbrixanimations]

As a WiFi router, I approve of this video

[@voiceinthewilderness7309]

I approve that you approve! 👍

[@MrUnbeast]

as a wifi restarter approver, I approve this video

[@belicity]

The way I read the subtitles like the man on screen was speaking a different language lmao

[@uzairdurrani755]

... this speaks to my soul

[@ClassicDannyboy]

if this was 7 seconds long this would have millions of views by now.

[@user-pk9qo1gd6r]

Among the most underrated videos

[@everydaygremlin]

this is why i work alone in fixing my family’s router

[@Semicon07]

I have a challenge for you guys. Show this to a "smart person" you know and then attempt to get them to explain what he is saying (without any hints or prompts). If that person can explain what he is saying, in a logical way, then you know that they are FULL OF SHIT.

[@Michael-jj7zr]

well first off the original video is not about a router, so you would have to understand what is it about in order to test someone on it.

[@Cowboy1Brian]

perfectly worded. no wasted syllables here

[@yungtyp1763]

bro u r genius realtalk

[@Figureight]

What "Put it onto HDMI2" sounds like to my Dad when he phones me up asking how to get the Blu Ray player to work

[@janslavik5284]

nice to see this is universal all over the world 🤣

[@phillip_iv_planetking6354]

"Magneto reluctance"

[@masawafighter6229]

inb4 1 million views and the algorithm showing this on everyone's recommended

[@MrGdai101]

the most accurate video on youtube

[@musk1595]

he must be smart by saying all these big words

[@leonardovaldivia5200]

This hits too close to home

[@SanDesigns]

Damn, this is what my family hears when I say, " Close the door".

[@user-xy5yg6se1k]

such a tempting offer

[@Tempers411]

my maths teacher when theres a really simple way of doing it

[@ishaan2947]

Subscribed only because of the outro lmao. Best deal i ever made

[@masseyfurguson8871]

This dude is a wizard 🧙‍♂️

[@polokghosh983]

Humour at its peak!!

[@nighttimeserenity2447]

This sounds more like what trying to explain the kid-me how to tie her laces. And shows why she did not learn it until middle school.

[@rhwing5095]

"I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat"

[@sabiqhasan5573]

thanks for the translation

[@forcetz]

My brain actually hurts from watching this

[@JeremiahFernandez]

I like your funny words magic man

[@getsinged7631]

This man is speaking the language of the gods

[@Jundesite]

my brain melted trying to listen to that

[@SzajKornik]

With most of the routers ive had, you DO NOT want to press the restart button since it clears it completely, you want to unplug it for a while instead.

[@chesh05]

The gurgle spring lmfao

[@ItsRedPanda]

this gave me brain trama trying to read the subtitles and listen to what he was saying at the same time

[@Game822snake]

I can feel the passive aggressiveness in the subtitles

[@vladislavkaras491]

That's true! Thanks for the video!

[@Space.searxh14]

what I hear when my teacher talks to another teacher through the door

[@immortalsun]

This is a certified hood classic.

[@Da_Lich]

glad thing my mom has almost 2 decades of computer knowledge

[@ryanmcgovern1846]

There were so many terms that I thought he wasn’t even speaking english

[@wolvespack3879]

This is what I hear when my math teacher tries to explain a simple problem to me

[@linetomat]

ah yes logarithmic casing, my favorite!

[@IdK-wy2jy]

he's summoning something

[@5h0ckblock]

Yup, seems about right.

[@dorkulusdaddum5577]

There will be lots of people here who think he knows what he's talking about. That's funny to me.

[@gaming6feetunder925]

Reading the subtitles I wasn’t sure if i was tripping

[@cmlace]

Wow an ad saved me from getting rickrolled lol

[@advoonce8240]

Actually, this is what you hear when you want the router restarted because you will never do it for yourself.

[@mojojojo6400]

Thank you Chris Hansen for taking your time and explaining this to us

[@ibtehajalikhan]

Technical jargon Overload.

[@Tourarounwarsaw]

Electrostatic transmissions of the high capacity signals to my brain have started coming in extraordinary frequencies with the extremely drained magneto powers...

[@criminosus]

glad my dad knows computer stuff

[@misterabcnew2888]

This is too true for my mother at first

[@majeg9560]

I asked this guy for the source of his information, and i got a levitating pile of paper

[@cha-ka8671]

I finally feel like the dumbest person in the room.

[@Icebergeification]

That about sums it up

[@xiaojunstan3774]

Wow this so good😂😂

[@TheRealMrGordons]

Real talk though, anyone else remember listening to the codex entries in Mass Effect 1 with the guy who sounded like this ? That shit was so cash

[@hakkuri7876]

wow.. tried so hard to understand what he was saying, but it was so exclusive to something so very complex my brain just farted.

[@g00gle5ucks5]

This is what it feels like to get a stroke.

[@transformers_quotes5738]

oddly wholesome

[@gracet6533]

This is the funniest shit holy fuck

[@TKOS96]

Differential durdlespring, capacitive duractis and dinglearm. Three things you can't dyydgufxhydhkoyf without.

[@robinfloof]

fairly accurate

[@gorgie6084]

Why can I hear them shouting up the stairs saying this😂

[@Davinos_]

Also when you focus on the captions rlly hard the man that's talking will sound like a sim's character