What rhymes with EYES? - Ani Brava's Wild Comment Section

[@chat.m]

Original Video: instagram.com/anibrava/

[@yesterdaysbun1101]

shut it

[@Senior_Heel]

@@yesterdaysbun1101 [Hans Zimmer level music plays]

[@sjefdebelg3630]

join her... she deserves it : @anibrava

[@MetrixGD]

All the comments are cursed and then you get "Can I have one burger with a side of fries??"

[@Monochrome2004]

i love that dude lmao now im just imagining all of this is happening in a wendies' or something

[@emavaz18]

IKR. That was the one commenter I didn't want to smoke up with a flamethrower.

[@arkking552]

The fact that that comment and the hair one were hearted by the creator is concerning

[@notsus3954]

@@arkking552she only hearts the ones that wouldn’t get you sent to prison for saying them in public

[@lightningfletch5598]

I like how that was the only innocent comment in the whole video.

[@qui-gontimtherandomraptor1072]

"There used to be two towers, now there's only empty skies" unironically goes HARD

[@Edigor100]

DUDE I was just thinking that too

[@meltdown4126]

That'd go a long way in a death metal song

[@bradenhagen7977]

I feel like pointing out a "hard" line is in the same vein as explaining a joke.

[@iReiGNxx]

@@bradenhagen7977Ehhh nah it’s more like calling the joke funny. It’s a subjective observation

[@docsantander]

I also thought the same.. sick chorus..

[@thewhiteape1686]

My kid drowned in the bathtub so i put him in some rice

[@beegreen249]

😶 a phone reference

[@tsugikuniyorichii7771]

I might not know what the heck happened But it all just a bunch of supernatural where it lies

[@olawalebalogun182]

Nice one. I get the joke😭

[@Community_GuideIines]

😋

[@ShadowIs420]

@@olawalebalogun182i wonder what u put in the rice it taste So.......nice 😋😉

[@blackeye1304]

0:52 that's magical, phenomenal 10/10

[@Reppo80085]

Said by a Porsche picture too

[@justafloridamanfromthe75thRR]

it is beautiful

[@theShimmeringRain]

Nah, I think it's more of a 9/11.

[@MosEisleyCantinaStories]

Even us Americans want the German empire. Für gott und Kaiser

[@CheeseOfMasters]

A tear rolling down my eye.

[@burburkang]

The line about imperial Germany hit HARD

[@bukanIqbal375]

German Empire fans rise up🔥 ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥

[@kusada3035]

⚫⚫⚫⚫ ⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🔴🔴🔴🔴 FÜR DEN KAISER

[@Dracheplayz]

fr

[@Dracheplayz]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

[@PelinalWhitestrake9147]

_Will the Real German Empire please stand up?_

[@Leannomali]

they literally wasted the opportunity to say: "TRANSFORMERS!!!!! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!!!!"

[@obi-wankenobi1750]

That line would have gone unimaginably hard

[@lokirae3]

Fr

[@savagegavblacksmith875]

Or better yet "Decepticons! Transform and rise!"

[@skelet8337]

Transformers roll out but don't forget our disguise .is also fine.

[@naptime43x]

everyone cried when Optimus dies.

[@lavender9844]

Stepsis got stuck, I gave her a surprise!

[@thickmomson]

Man. You sure are a poet

[@SwayzeConnor-n4m]

I already know this will be the top comment

[@Silly_Wawa_Cat]

✍🏻✍🏻🔥🔥🔥

[@Trion-Industries-Ltd]

Totally a ✍🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Moment

[@Veer_Shandilya]

✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥

[@creathechiboi]

0:57 godDAMN THAT IS A STRONG LINE

[@JLTrj00913]

I totally agree!

[@harveymarshall404]

💀💀💀

[@boombox12]

and clearly the towers wEREN’T

[@duckydouse]

0:52 the vocals are so good

[@45johngalt]

it's "A.I."

[@duckydouse]

​@@45johngaltwhat software did he use??

[@djenergy91]

Windows movie maker lol😂​@@duckydouse

[@jackpierce6864]

1:16 "liked by author" WTF????????

[@Toki_0]

Nah

[@lightningfletch5598]

Nah. She low key freaky.

[@freedomgoddess]

she probably thought he was being cute nah

[@airam1721]

That explains way too much

[@Abyysswalkerr]

She's in on it

[@giblegaming]

On a drive, JFK dies

[@Dynasty-g8x]

NO WAY☠

[@arifhossain9751]

😮 No way bro. Spoiler.

[@giblegaming]

@@arifhossain9751 I KNOW SOMEONE SPOILED IT FOR ME SO I HAD TO SPOIL IT

[@mrmochay9222]

'From a magic bullet that hit from different sides'

[@evankurasu3190]

I refuse to like this comment... keeping it at that beautiful 911

[@theolabroers9614]

0:11 Just got RAILED by 4 black guys

[@Ice_T_Shortz]

Relatable

[@damired]

​@@Ice_T_Shortzthe f do you mean relatable 😭😭

[@Ice_T_Shortz]

@@damired _sweats nervously_ I.... I refuse to elaborate further

[@damired]

@Ice_T_Shortz okay I respect that Happened to me as well (though it was four Aussie women, but still) So no worries mate, I understand

[@Anonymous-s4q]

I railed my sister with a bunch of indian guys

[@NEON_ZEX]

"Shut it" is the punchline of all time for these videos. 🤣

[@palavonipal]

Yeah, and it's pretty annoying by now

[@TonaldDrump兀]

"Chernobyl kids glow in the dark like fireflies" 💀 😭😭

[@lonepigeon68]

Baseball night games no longer need lighting is what I surmise. That will save on electricity at least until their demise.

[@woopdashoop9860]

Sis just give up at this point 😭

[@rohanshah7559]

I think she’s leaning in to the bit lmao

[@siraktaro2944]

Who is she?

[@PelinalWhitestrake9147]

She's into it bro, she likes it, lol

[@lancetheking7524]

She hearted allot of the comments so she knows

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

wdym lmao she's obviously doing it on purpose

[@TopTierGamerMan]

The adults disagree, but the children yearn for the mines.

[@Heavy_Metal_Cyclist]

…my size may too big but she tries. 🥳

[@chat.m]

YOOO THANK YOU!!!

[@Heavy_Metal_Cyclist]

@@chat.m I have a dark sense of humor. Your videos are very refreshing during these times where everyone is offended by everything.

[@Demertech]

​@@Heavy_Metal_Cyclist I wouldn't call this dark humour and I don't think people would be offended, maybe in the west people are like that

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

@@Heavy_Metal_Cyclistyou understand this guy used ai to make of comments that other people made right? Literally 0% of this video is his and you gave money

[@Heavy_Metal_Cyclist]

@@illpunchyouintheface9094 It takes time to do, i don’t know where the comments come from but they are not the original comments. He makes people laugh, so he deserves a little reward.

[@ShaferHart]

1:06 why does it sound so glorious 😭😭

[@WagnerGroup-o9x]

😂😂😂😂 I wasn't expecting it

[@desireelynn2734]

Watch what rhymes with even

[@bluecrayfish2081]

Naw the dog getting violated everyday💀💀

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Get PETA on the line.

[@henloqurinn4685]

​@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 Dont! They'll do worse!

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

@@henloqurinn4685 Crap. You're right.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

The absolutely epic chorus with the way he sang it though, LMAO!

[@721rena]

​@TheStraightestWhitest joking about animal grape is so funny hardy Har har

[@f1uf]

"I give my dog daily cream pies" WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-

[@thacrypt223]

I know right.

[@goodbher9244]

Hopefully that's a teen being "edgy" and trolling. Please please please. Sadly it could be legit 😭 there's a problem with men I s2g.

[@f1uf]

@goodbher9244 Blud it is obviously a joke just a very vile joke

[@thacrypt223]

@f1uf The crazy thing is some people actually do stuff like that. Dutchavelli and Drake are examples lol.

[@thesunsson8836]

0:54 from here on, banger after banger.

[@flygoes_]

True

[@Community_GuideIines]

Why does rhis feels like Sabaton song on cocaine 😭

[@MasterfulKane]

It really does 😂

[@jeffreyfarlow9862]

Great War!!!!!

[@PizzaSaiyanKid]

1:07 is heavenly

[@righteousone5119]

Nah bro it's the opposite. Straight-up diabolical

[@Sleepy1988]

Disgusting in the way that makes you laugh.

[@MaxineP-rime]

@@Sleepy1988plot twist: he misspelled it and he meant crème pies

[@Gaz_511]

When that line hit I couldn't breathe 😂😂😂😂

[@kawaranai9743]

So heavenly that it's sending you to hell

[@cabbage_cat]

In '45 my grandpa went to japan to cook some rice 🍚🔥🦅🗣️

[@ThehonoredG]

My bro and I went out for a hike

[@randombleachfan]

You and me went to go cook rice 😅

[@yassinesaffi8732]

0:53 is next level 🤣

[@adityabaghel729]

0:16 IRL brother.

[@Yokar_mova1212]

The line about imperial Germany went so hard that as an Iranian I must say : FOR THE KAISER!!🎉

[@mohammadsadeghlavaie5560]

Common Aryan W

[@Yokar_mova1212]

@mohammadsadeghlavaie5560 Let's not get there, Germans weren't Aryans.

[@Costa88]

I was not ready for the "i give my dog daily cream pies" i was not ready at all . I havent cried from laughing in a long time

[@TheColombianSpartan]

1:07 bro that has no right to be this heavenly. Because that sentence is fucking hellish holy shit

[@Dr_Willows_site42]

“I give my dog Daily cr**m pies” 💀

[@luisasublett9192]

It’s called a joke he was joking

[@RoyalTheDragon]

@@luisasublett9192no shit Sherlock

[@frenchempire9471]

0:50 is peak

[@rohanshah7559]

Ok but why was her initial example rhyme extra zesty this time too

[@Asatorq]

😳

[@LecherousLizard]

She must've finally realized how her community is.

[@shatterdrone1900]

Bro hyperbolising with flavor nice

[@JeMiyah_was_here.]

"Can I have a burger with a side of fries?" Literally the most normal line

[@shaw5240]

The Austrian Painter was a nice guy!!

[@Khabibsbathtub]

Based "Europa The Last Battle" enjoyer 🗿

[@handle_69420_MINECRAFT_BOAT]

“was”

[@byzantiumpenguin]

get out

[@damired]

It doesn't rhyme smh

[@babrad]

@@damired "The Austrian Painter guy was really nice!" fixed

[@margarine2807]

"I violate people who just died" 🥶🥶🥶

[@Justarandomcheese17]

Wuddahelll

[@komododragon410]

Doing that for a long time, now my wewe turned into ice 🗣️

[@Tardelli-Léo]

The "shut it" never gets old.

[@thatgermanview5721]

actually it does

[@palavonipal]

Yea bruh it got old so quick, It ain't even funny and it wasn't ever, it was mid, but now after hearing it every single video it just ruins the vibe

[@someonesilence3731]

@@palavonipal SHUT IT

[@palavonipal]

@@someonesilence3731 *dies of cringe*

[@someonesilence3731]

@@palavonipal LOLZ u made my day

[@edpriolo]

My truck was stolen by two black guys

[@crankfastle7919]

Let’s go get them dressed in white hoods as a disguise

[@721rena]

So original

[@edpriolo]

@@721rena a hard R wouldn't have rhymed

[@komododragon410]

My friend dressed as ghost said, they wouldn't make it till sunrise 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥

[@Rivər]

​@721rena You again? Girl, stay out of comment sections if all you're gonna do is complain every time you don't find something funny, tf is this 😂

[@erickuhlen6051]

I was mutilated by a horde of mice, they mercilessly gnawed at my thighs, the pain was excruciating, but they ignored my cries, now i will search for them until the last mice dies.

[@Skankhunt42-gg6vf]

It’s impossible I’ve already tried

[@Chuck_N0rris]

My dog is full of flies so I had to improvise My cat is eating my wife My mice is full of lice But if I start cleaning myself then maybe some of the mice dies The grim reaper says I can leave for a price I have to collect all the mice

[@silvalinan4077]

I just read this in epic choir.

[@JustaBunchofGoofs]

0:53 two of the most epic lines in the series

[@infjbay]

1:18 that's your comment, it says 3s 👀

[@The-recolored-clone3354]

1:03 this dude has 2 choices. Unleash the dog. -or Mind his business and keep walking.

[@komododragon410]

Not feeding your dog wouldn't be too nice 🗣️

[@Slurpmaster9009]

0:11 relatable 😢

[@RayZrAnims]

_Dawg, What 💀_

[@CrazyDave12]

Real

[@Heavy_Metal_Cyclist]

That’s pain in the ass.

[@inftriangle]

yeah its a pain in the ass for sure

[@joaoalmeida99]

Bro was at a diddy's party

[@adrianasmithy664]

"there used to be two towers now theres only empty skies" unironically goes hard

[@skrillZUPOLARCOINS4599Parjol]

another great one would be : Nexo Knights falter as their magic shields paralyze , Like Drake fake smiles , predators in disguise

[@MehediHasan-g7p2n]

"My uncle Osama isn’t a pilot but he improvised" 💀☠️💀💀☠

[@_dillybyte_]

I really never had a genuine laugh in a long time before thank God I’m subscribing. 👌😭

[@jamesturkish3680]

I've only just discovered this channel..my days, I love it.

[@DefinitelySol]

"If you made my mouth water instead of my eyes" lil bro made my dark brain thinking💀💀

[@Meepcity534]

I love your pfp!

[@LecherousLizard]

Why not both? Asphyxiation is a thing, after all.

[@freedomgoddess]

@@LecherousLizard how about neither?

[@LecherousLizard]

@@freedomgoddess Sounds like no fun.

[@ashermack2543]

@@LecherousLizard No Gun No Fun

[@DJ_BEHRAD]

Bro what ai you use to make these

[@FrogWithASkillIssue]

It’s called suno

[@humanbetterthanai]

SunoAI. The style of music is "Dark R&B, dragon, metal, Mediaeval"

[@ThePepii19]

@@humanbetterthanai just letting you know, letting me know about this A.I you responsible for the creation of the moster of doing lyrics randomly that i now became LMAO

[@Calbot]

@@FrogWithASkillIssue I tried the prompt and the results were not even close. Truth is that prompt hit hard, any other ideas?

[@DJ_BEHRAD]

@@humanbetterthanai thanks

[@flamecracken]

1:13 The only normal one

[@aravinthnagarajan9167]

The vocals when they hit the imperial Germany joke😭😤😤😤💀💀🥵

[@_Error_404_Goodbye]

These videos are pure gold. Fukin hilarious 😂😂

[@ClaudeSpeed32]

Bro they’re so creative, my brainpower would never have thought of all of these

[@RobertTheGamer8]

“Don’t eat the cake from portal it is full of LIES” 🗣️🎶

[@randombleachfan]

Don't eat the cake from Minecraft, it is also full of LIES.

[@komododragon410]

I ate cake from India, it was full of flies 💀

[@itsbobik]

I come here everyday and I cant stop

[@EaglesAndStandard]

Cotdam this channel slaps. Every day, Everready. 💯

[@Av_Geek-Nouh_Chahin]

Are we not going to talk about the fact the she said: "Only if you made my mouth water instead of my eyes"??

[@scabab90]

The video isn't about that.

[@yoyooersiieieifkfddmvd7097]

IMPERIAL GERMANY 💀

[@Surv1vor1993]

“Chernobyl kids glow in the Dark like Fireflies.” Absolutely broke me

[@thedeadbachelor]

@georgefloydian actually needs to be locked up bro😭😭😭

[@flygoes_]

"The count of children in my basement uncontrollably multiplies" 💀

[@SenTHR811]

"There used to be two towers, now there's only empty skies" Goes hard

[@timzxc08]

WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!?

[@laranjapera8825]

My grandma has been sleeping for five days and now the room is full of flies

[@360lootgoon3]

The boys and I were surprised by two wise guys in disguise. They had fries in their fly’s which made questions arise, but we could see through their lies. So we lit em up like stars in the skies and despite their size they had the tiniest cries, then soon met their demise.

[@gabrielmatys5139]

whats her channel bro?

[@chat.m]

anibrava

[@Skankhunt42-gg6vf]

@@chat.mdoes she consent to being part of this brutal form of entertainment 😂

[@NikkiRN-CLC]

"there used to be two towers now theres empty skies" bro im a new yorker that line hit HARD in the best possible way

[@Giga_Dwarf]

0:09 who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down

[@Tezeractor]

I led the kids in my basement to their demise

[@unclechesterthepester787]

My girl went to 5 guys, came back with no food and mayonnaise on her chin so that was a lie

[@Jfjfjsifjcja9]

uh

[@blac478]

And she belonged to the street

[@KARMA_BRYAN]

My girl went to 5 guys, came back with no food and sour-cream on her chin I wasn't surprised.

[@SLTYMILK]

1:07 is absolutely diabolical 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@thunderbear0]

SHUT IT! literally goosebumps.

[@RyanMosey]

These songs make my life just bearable enough that I keep going. God bless you

[@bigyetee2592]

But jokes aside, the composition is amazing. Holy

[@3_14pie]

ai

[@YatesA2211]

I've not got many friends but the CIA is where I've got my ties

[@Cube-0f-ic3]

My uncle said I have a surprise in bed Turns out that wasnt really a prize🎵🎶🎵🎶

[@niquisshadelasada162]

The dog cream pies are crazy 💀🙏

[@Hansschwarz-293a]

I saw Hiroshema got nuked, it made me traumtized 😭😭😭💀

[@HollowBird-s6v]

The FBI are chasing me, they know that I'm a Russian spy

[@Denny_Boi]

The new 4chan anthem

[@clumsyturtle8544]

It's become a game now, I click on the video and wonder how are they going to make a 9/11 joke out of this one. Didn't have to wait long for the answer lol.

[@YuriVolzumaru]

She give me desert, "Cherry Pie and Creampie"💀

[@Zulkak1357]

1:09 There is a space, which means it's the food

[@SuperSuhail]

I clicked the like button before I even watch the video

[@shatterdrone1900]

"The worlds about to look like the grave of the fireflies"

[@Can_i_finnaly_roam_and_invite]

The germany one goes hard

[@OnyechelaOgbonna-jo3fz]

"So I walk out from our secret cookhouse but then I hear a loud boom."

[@JackhanmaIRL]

General chicken with rice I miss my wife

[@DakkaScrappa]

"when the ork found squigs they toss dynamite to it and missed by a spine"

[@deinocheirusgaming6920]

I tried to do my hamster but it couldn't take my sizeeee, I didn't pull out on time so my baby cousin diedddd, I went out with a woman in Thailand, he lied, I like my women like I like my chicken, butchered and deep-fried. Tammas: SHUT IT!

[@NinjaBaiano-br]

Wtf bro went too far

[@deinocheirusgaming6920]

@@NinjaBaiano-br This is a yt comments section, 'too far' simply does not exist here.

[@CaffyPvP]

@@deinocheirusgaming6920 My comment keeps getting deleted. Clearly there is a too far.

[@LeandreAide]

@@CaffyPvP Sure af.

[@Diabetic_troglodyte6152]

“I’ve got a pit bull and a kid who’s not supervised” 💀

[@righteousone5119]

Got home from school, uncle in bed hollered "come here, I've got for you a surprise"

[@YunaKho]

0:43 Bro is the disguise

[@aliiranidoost]

If I had a country of my own, this would have been my national anthem.

[@justaguy2023]

Why is it always 9/11 jokes?

[@sepg5084]

Because jet fuel can't melt steel beams

[@carsondile3805]

‘Before the plane hit the tower it took to the skies’

[@awesomeau121]

GEORGEFLOYDIAN_ IS *WILD*

[@sebastiankeller6646]

this is honestly hilarious how I’m pretty sure this stuff is in the real youtuber’s comments section for NO reason

[@daniellejackson6543]

0:46 that doesn't even rhyme

[@Shadow_AMV]

It does rhyme You need better hearing aids

[@daniellejackson6543]

​@Shadow_AMV Pedophiles and eyes are barely even similar sounding and definitely don't rhyme.

[@fyrtandayywithsNy]

Eyes and philes from pedophiles rhymes Ms Jackson

[@rosenbaumquartz]

​@@daniellejackson6543 They do rhyme. Sounds like you have some skill issues.

[@daniellejackson6543]

@rosenbaumquartz So your saying tie and tile rhymes?

[@Cee.jay_03]

"I judge women by size" cought me off guard 😭🙌

[@vimalsingh486]

Relatable

[@liamlittle5598]

😂😂😂😂😂