What's In The $300 TF2 Box?

WHAT'S IN IT!?
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[@SquimJim]

Quick! What's your favorite piece of TF2 merch that you own/ what's something you've always wanted? Go! ↓↓↓

[@Turntapp]

A real Sasha

[@peageesegguget734]

I’ve always wanted the engi one with the gunslinger, it looks pretty neat. If it was any tf2 item ever I’d probably want to get like a shooting star or something that’d be sick as hell

[@SrimanasTheRacer]

TF3 with updates every week is what I want

[@luiscastanon6031]

discord.gg/KeF9Jg

[@fripipe9882]

The Spycrab Plushie

[@omniscientbarebones]

"This is a box..." "Dear god..." "There's more." *"No."*

[@omniscientbarebones]

"Does it say you want the box?"

[@zavadi0]

Nightmare King Grimm yes

[@omniscientbarebones]

Ok here

[@tugazu]

There is a bucket inside the box.

[@tenebriswoof8675]

It contains...

[@richie7624]

And my collection consists of: ... the digital copy of a game

[@bucketofchicken8325]

Bro thats so rare ill offer u 8 keys

[@richie7624]

@@bucketofchicken8325 "deel" :D

[@bucketofchicken8325]

Damn nvm now i got a pink as hell circling peace sign crabe de chapeu, does that work?

[@richie7624]

@@bucketofchicken8325 It will have to :D

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@richie7624 i have a burning flames team captain my friend gave to me for free, it looks pretty ugo though, i'll give u this for the game

[@brassv2185]

No valve dont turn me into a marketable statue

[@udrearadu-cristian9874]

@ronald speedweedmeme my man

[@PyroJoe]

This is actually so cool ive never seen it in my life

[@gabrielt.c]

It's crazy that tf2 is so good that I started playing it 3 days ago and I'm OBSESSED. 😂

[@RodomeMane]

@@gabrielt.c I started 2 weeks ago and I'm pretty adicted now

[@gabrielt.c]

@@RodomeMane It's so good!

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Yup

[@shitass2157]

Well I seen I before

[@bobbyferg9173]

Seeing all of your recent videos on TF2 merchandise makes you realize how much TF2 merchandise exists outside of the Valve official store. I mean when you consider my collection, only my Sniper mousepad and poster were from there while my TF2 Monopoly and a BLU cap (that my brother lost) were from elsewhere. It is always nice to see these products that were previously unknown to so many

[@kykoda]

I've always wanted these statues. They look so good.

[@luiscastanon6031]

discord.gg/KeF9Jg

[@luiscastanon6031]

They’re cool to look but if you really want it you should probably DIY it

[@luiscastanon6031]

@@vorceful5842 I’ll like a modern day statues with cosmetics

[@SquibGourmand]

Filmed by the squib with a nicely cut jib! A shame Engi wasn’t quite up to spec but the search for the last two statues continues, nonetheless!

[@luiscastanon6031]

discord.gg/KeF9Jg

[@luiscastanon6031]

It is what is at least you got some cool collectibles, and your camera work is phenomenal showing off the collectibles completely as it is.

[@AsianSpycrab]

Squibbles

[@luiscastanon6031]

@@AsianSpycrab Yea

[@gustaviansyndrome2583]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBB

[@Everik-ct6pg]

These statues are literally the tf2 models but high poly. Heavy's bandolier looks beautiful instead of a pack of crayons.

[@Passchen]

Years and years ago my brother gave me one of those mugs and it was my favorite mug which I used every day. One day when I was at work my oldest son, who was, at that time, in the phase of throwing stuff whenever you asked him to give it to you, got a hold of it and threw it when my wife asked him to gently hand it to her. It broke and I've never recovered.

[@administratorprophet]

damn, that's sad. how did you explain to your son?

[@nottoofast]

My little brother does this... Ugh.

[@littleumbrella1763]

Im hoping that the kid never recovered aswell

[@egg_ox]

Before video: What's in the box? After video: A second box!?

[@luiscastanon6031]

The red box and blu box which one will you choose (sorry kinda outdated)

[@JohnDoe-dd7ne]

My Mom for my birthday bought me an ENTIRE PACK of those mini blind boxes. Like literally the whole thing came with the shelving display you’d have on the counter at a GameStop or something. I have almost all of them except for the rare engineer and the sentry guns.

[@SquimJim]

That's really cool! I didn't even think to look for those online until semi recently and they're basically impossible to find in the box. And pretty rare out of the box too.

[@nplt8392]

*sad poor noises*

[@JohnDoe-dd7ne]

@@SquimJim Yeah. My Mom informed me she spent a lot of money to get that. (I hear near mids hundreds.)

[@JohnDoe-dd7ne]

@@SquimJim It wasn't missing any as well. Had all of them and everything.

[@doctormedic2682]

Woah, a box??? Can I have it? Just the box

[@doctormedic2682]

2 boxes???

[@babaskarma1981]

Doctor Medic

[@nojkoor1584]

I went to a taco bell once when they released a new $5 box. I didn't see any commercials for it so I asked the cashier "What's in the box!?" They knew the bit and said what was really there along with the severed head. "Noooooo"

[@PaladinRhombus]

Where is the fempyro doll

[@SquimJim]

Hasn't arrived yet.

[@themonkeeman]

Will be hard to get them, I am willing to spend up to 50,000 dollars on it though

[@youngveggies6558]

Fempyro was the first time I realized that the internet will sexualize anything.

[@xxdestroyerxxal]

And it will be bad

[@henchman1366]

Time to break inside someone's house for statue

[@schynobonk]

small kids : begs till god gives them 15 robux which is 30 cents this guy : buys 100 dollar tf2 statue as decoration

[@SonofTiamat]

This is a box Dear God...

[@SonofTiamat]

@@MedicUbercharged NO!

[@kacpernap2863]

@@SonofTiamat *looks at soldier with confusion, maybe even with concern*

[@engineergaming4706]

I thought it was a life sized version of sasha

[@tubeofglue8117]

That signed picture of sniper and glados makes me want that portal themed sniper rifle in the picture

[@j0311]

Isn't there anything on that isn't about boxes!?

[@luiscastanon6031]

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[@luiscastanon6031]

@@setukas Gordon freeman(orange box)can help also like the comment it needs one more even though you might not get the 20th like instead you’ll be 21st which In itself is a reason to like because you’ve either got a whole number(satisfying) or a great one(wats 9+10)

[@mrboomsnook3671]

I can’t seem to find the Tf2 IRL wrench, Uncle Dane explain yourself

[@lPsychoMax]

Also if you 3d print that wrench and spray it gold, bam! Australium Wrench!

[@acornthehamster1008]

Missed the opportunity to send the toys in a crate instead of a box

[@Estlib]

these statues are great and all but... ...i still prefer tiny desk engineer brand products.

[@clegomanrun1294]

Heavy weighed more than I did as a newborn baby

[@bukachell]

I also like how they kept it in the art style that you see in the trailers

[@attabull]

That's an amazing portrait! Enjoy your collection!

[@clawz161]

Congrats man, and yeah the figures look great, I would have done the same thing for the engineer figure. I glad you didnt just get scammed and it worked out for you.

[@festivizednugget1288]

I also have the engineer statue. Red exclusive, comes with the golden wrench too, a minisentry that has a battery powered light and the extra arm

[@noodles4814]

WHATS IN THE BOX oh that

[@ODISeth]

Haven’t started the video yet cause of an ad but I’m guessing another box

[@ODISeth]

But wait, there’s more

[@badgaming4371]

Dear god

[@friendlycryptid6797]

Hecc yeah! My favorite team is cheaper. -Sad Medic isn't common.-

[@AceW.Kermitcat]

I thought the boxes were going to contain the Robot figures.

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

Its the invitation of Heavy to Smash

[@Dumb-Comment]

This game is immortal

[@AlPootis]

Pretty much!

[@yuricock]

i only have red demo and blu heavy your room makes me so jealous lol

[@MGE_BrotherTF2]

engineer tf2 is now real

[@djmastaflex]

I remember when these first came out I wanted the solider statue for the longest time

[@pleasant_settings]

2:52 my friend when he picks sniper in any round.

[@wrenbeck3370]

Last time I went to Forbidden Planet in London (which was ~2 years ago), I *think* they had, like, 20 of the blind-boxed figurines in the big blindbox display thing, which also had Portal 2 Turret/Core figures.

[@lPsychoMax]

I know this sounds stupid but, does this statue come with an in-game code for hats?

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

I dont think so, but if you want a cosmetic code, check out the tf2 section of valves merch website. They have plushies, blind box toys, ect. Some of the items they sell have codes for an item (Ex: a spycrab plush will give you both the plush and a code to redeem a Genuine Spycrab in game.)

[@gis1249]

I think everything is super cool I’d want most of it! But that mug tho, it needs to be mine

[@outofsortsone]

0:15 “This, is a box” “Dear god” “There’s more” “N O”

[@scout2693]

Despite the name, I am an engineer main. I would love to have an engie statue, but they are expensive...

[@OilyOaf]

SquimJim: This, is a box. Me: *dear god!*

[@Exorsister]

2:50 because he is a profesional Sniper. He is a master of Camouflage.

[@AKHHuffman]

So that’s where those memes come from!

[@CoolstuffTF2]

Finally! The mystery has been unfolded. Awesome :3

[@luiscastanon6031]

discord.gg/KeF9Jg

[@luiscastanon6031]

Yeah the ending

[@hotdogtoolbox5375]

Pog congrats on 100k my dude

[@flaggy185]

"This Is a box" Me instantly: *_Dear God..._*

[@atomicrenegade8194]

Congrats on 100k!

[@KiwiConductor]

As someone who owns one firsthand, the BLU Engineer regular doesn't actually come with a golden wrench. I reached out to gamingheads themselves and they said it was an error on the box, it's leftover from the exclusive one. So yours is perfectly fine besides the cracks

[@killerdavid4015]

This is so cool! I had no idea these existed!

[@bukachell]

The Engineer is Engi-here

[@hhhcontent3930]

If you get a stand on its own you can just pretend it’s a cloak and dagger spy

[@Semipro436]

Hahaha it's sure you love Tf2! Me to tho

[@unclesam1380]

boy I'd kill for your collection of tf2 merch

[@thesaladman8400]

My collection consists of the game A Sandvich t-shirt that has its decal flaking off, and a pin of the tf2 engineer made of melty beads

[@simunlovrovic5456]

Now you just need the Robot Heavy and Robot Pyro

[@coolfightergamer]

The pins and statues are pretty cool, and I was looking for something similar months ago the pins but there hard to come by I also found people that kind of create fan made team fortress 2 patches for battle jackets and what not was looking at those as well but haven't since, but either way the collection is pretty cool and yeah some of that stuff is hard to come by it would be cool if they made more in the future like for a limited time bring it back again for the holidays or what not and for summer have Sexton hale statue that would be kind of cool

[@whatyoulookinfor]

I have the spycrab and the fight songs vinyl and they were both 100% worth it

[@communistpootisbirb]

6:04 Why did I find this way funnier than I should have?

[@heinzmiser7047]

i bought a antique monkey wrench from a store in scotts bluff last week

[@jannovos716]

Misha would be proud

[@DElkan]

Imagine paying $300 for that and getting a hat worth 3 ref out of it

[@weaponizedcornbread2604]

It costs 300 dollars to look at this statue for twelve seconds

[@PrincessofKeys]

The only thing I have of TF2 merch is the pop Figurine of Medic and a Keychain of Medic I got from an Etsy store that are selling keychains of the mercs which is cool to have really!

[@fanwtn5124]

Compare those RED action figures to these exclusive BLU team statues... huh! *BLU triumph play in the background*

[@AntiHero2]

You know what’s funny is that the neca figures tf2 are more expensive than this

[@Duwahkeen]

i remember seeing a statue like that, and i think it was actually a red Sniper. it was a hefty price to say the least and i was on a school trip so i couldn't exactly buy it haha i also saw a blue Soldier action figure during the same trip. oh well... at least i got a real life Balloonicorn

[@enoo5694]

Hah, all the people who said robo heavy got pranked

[@Sn1pxr]

All of those TF2 stuff you own is my DREAM. OMG WHY AM I BROKE

[@johnrambo5591]

I've laughed pretty hard at this video's title

[@PootisSpencerHeeyah]

Squim, in the uk at least I found an exclusive soldier and exclusive heavy on eBay for 250 gbp each (pre-owned though)

[@niksontf2590]

The Robot heavy is way more expensive than that, its still $300 some but its prob 49 bucks more plus that shipping

[@Spacemuffin147]

"Engineer is credit to team"

[@boinamedrex_69]

0:53 me when i fix the tv by hitting it

[@damiensphyre3037]

I want the engie so badly, it looks pretty damn good

[@RocketManFran]

Big Box! 📦

[@Ducktor]

It should come with a redeemable code for a genuine ingame minigun

[@jumeme378]

YES YOU FINNALY OPENED THEM

[@oregonrailfan7046]

These were in the robot chicken tf2 video

[@disfuncionexe]

all the tf2 classes look best in red. except spy, witch is fitting given his ability. spy's cloak particles look best in blue

[@shrub6]

Damn o thougth it was the robot heavy

[@ethansalazar799]

Would've clicked earlier but my phone died

[@DDsoldier2748]

Finally after so long

[@RobbertW2Bs]

*After the video* Cut! Alright, we can stop making the fans jealous

[@msimpson7107]

I dont need sleep I need answers

[@samithefiguregeek9868]

I’m actually planing to get the engineer statue red edition

[@limolicts3947]

I better get a demoman model quick

[@hwowwhwoo]

2022: still no pyro statue

[@ahbraveconscript997]

why isn’t this a briefcase?

[@Cruptile]

reason no one can ever find the sniper statue is cuz he hiding on 2fort battlements missing all his shots xd

[@shoruda]

I’m actually watching this after breakfast lol

[@bucketofchicken8325]

Me: Dear god... Squimjim: Theres more.... Me: No... R.I.P Rick May, when i heard that intro, i was immediately sad. :(

[@bucketofchicken8325]

@Soldier [TF2] soldier wont die, but rick may did D:

[@the_epic_memer553]

i have seen memes using the promotional images for these and thought it was sfm

[@themortician3186]

Whats in the canisters

[@ThatDudeWhoHatesGacha]

Take out the engie's hat,and you have the nope

[@eduardostowers5155]

I thought there were going to be 100 goodies in that box