Laughed so hard at these stories. You are one of the few readers I know who could handle this so well and make it even funnier!
@TheSolidMidgetOfficial8 ай бұрын
>Here's a picture of my dad and that station wagon. >>>Doesn't show the picture.
@Shlingus-eq9qx8 ай бұрын
ik
@DianeDill-i3d8 ай бұрын
"Uncle Paul has cancer, it might be the last time you see him." GOOD RIDDANCE! Its what grandma would've wanted. OKAY SO FIRST OFF WHAT THE F-
@odinalastor93597 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@sethjaffe90958 ай бұрын
I used to call a black teacher Miss Chocolate when I was 4 or 5.
@adamb898 ай бұрын
Hey the first time I walked into my kindergarten my first words to my mom were "Wow, look at all the ni@@ers!" because that's just how my whole family talked. Just straight up casual racism as part of daily language.
@Poncho20077 ай бұрын
Did something similar I had a foster brother who was black and fat and I called him chocolate pudding for obvious reasons
@Dallass7 ай бұрын
@@Poncho2007, you did him dirty. 😭
@dark_angel71626 ай бұрын
💀
@Poncho20076 ай бұрын
@@Dallass I was 3 😂
@BlindStarLily8 ай бұрын
Oh man, I have a couple- I grew up mostly the only afab person in my house. My parents are divorced and because of reasons, my dad used to have my brothers and I for a lot more time than our mom did. I used to share a room with my older sister, who switched houses basically whenever she felt like it, but she moved out pretty much at midnight on her eighteenth birthday, so we didn’t share that room for very long. All of this is just context to explain why exactly it’s so bad that I almost never closed my bedroom door when getting changed. Like, I would keep up conversations with my brothers while standing in my open doorway and pulling on a shirt or dress. The only person who commented on and told me not to do it was my dad, but he worked nights and therefore slept in on weekends to get some much deserved rest. I also definitely found some adult swim shows way too early. Like, I was watching Futurama at age seven and probably learned a lot of words I wasn’t supposed to know at that age, even if I didn’t know what they meant. I had this weird fixation on scenes when the female characters would have on bikinis or underwear sets and always wanted to emulate them. I’d find scarves and shawls and stuff in my dress up bin and tie them around my chest because I thought it was pretty. Turns out I just had that fixation because I’m a lesbian and that was one of the early tells-along with having a huge crush on the Spider Queen from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy-but I still have absolutely no excuse for the changing with my door open thing. Seriously, my brothers closed their door, I was just really dense ig-
@tyvulpintaur27328 ай бұрын
Growing up in the 1980s, we had a station wagon too. Lot of fun memories of riding in the back ^^
@dawnstone44248 ай бұрын
Same ! No one wore seatbelts!
@adamb898 ай бұрын
When I was little my sister at the time would take forever in the shower, so if I had to pee really bad I'd sneak into her room and piss in the vent. THAT part I knew was inappropriate, but what didn't occur to me was the consequences of pissing in the same vent, over and over, over the course of the summer. Winter rolls around, the heat comes on...yeah.
@yufi3055 ай бұрын
23:58 story 38: the butt parade!😂😂
@kathrinsides28388 ай бұрын
When my nephew was a toddler, I was really fat. I was holding him in my arms, and he looked at me with love in his eyes and said, “Aunt Kat, you’re fat.” Everyone in the room just froze and waited to see how I would respond to him. I just looked back at him with just as much love as he was looking at me and said, “Yes, I am, Buddy.” And I gave him a kiss on the cheek, and we smiled at each other. Out of the mouths of babes! 😹😹🤣
@dawnstone44248 ай бұрын
Orgys cover of Blue Monday is amazing!! New Order did a great job on it but Orgys cover is one of those rare times that the cover hit harder.
@odinalastor93597 ай бұрын
Man, story 2 hits hard. So, a few years ago, I discovered speciesism. I noticed that people treat raccoons and possums a lot differently than dogs and cats. I did some internet research and found that the reason for this is that since people find pet animals cuter than wild/urban landscape animals. A couple examples: 1. Squirrels are treated better than rats even though they have the same diseases, but people tolerate this only because squirrels are cute while rats are seen as pests, vermin, riffraff etc. 2. While driving, you may come across roadkill. Seeing it, you may react differently depending on what animal it is. You see a cat/dog? You feel depressed. You see a raccoon/possum? You laugh a bit. Maybe you even joke about it with your friends. That's just sick! Don't do that! I love my cats, there's a special place in my heart for animals with a bad reputation. I go out and feed them sometimes and I'm trying to get others do the same to help humans and animals get closer. Thank you for reading this long post and have a wonderful evening. ❤
@Superman378918 ай бұрын
I can only imagine how many comments on this video are going to get auto-deleted by KZbin bots!
@HH-lo7jw8 ай бұрын
The one about the kids breathing heavy made me pause the video and walk away for a bit.
@nataliereeves35947 ай бұрын
My grandmother used to put me and my cousin in the bath together. One problem I was a girl, and he was a boy. He asked me why I didn't have a p. I told him I used to, but it fell off. I think I troumertised the poor kid. We were both toddlers at the time, and I have no clear memory of doing this, but it's a story that grandma likes to tell every now and then. She has stories about my cousin but there not mine to tell so I won't put them here.
@jimmysmom21548 ай бұрын
I used to play this one game, which was on Roblox. I would play it about everyday on Roblox, until I found out the entire game was a twisted-fetish game. I made most of my friends off of it online. After they found out about it, they stopped playing it. Some... were into that fetish. I felt sick to the stomach once I found that out. And yet, it got to 10Mil Visits. Absolutely insane.
@horriblememes8 ай бұрын
What was it????
@haimerej-excalibur8 ай бұрын
Common Roblox L
@jimmysmom21548 ай бұрын
@@horriblememes Some game where you can be big or small. I just played it to troll people lol and it had meme sounds so?
@jimmysmom21548 ай бұрын
@@haimerej-excalibur fr
@Icalasari5 ай бұрын
@@jimmysmom2154 You're disgusted by... A size fetish? There HAS to be more to it than this
@mospeada11528 ай бұрын
Story 1 - I used to lay about in the back too, particularly during camping trips!
@silverkeys-nv2kj8 ай бұрын
OMG someone else who listened to Orgy! I'd forgotten how badass their stuff was, I'll have to revisit ;)
@kathrinsides28388 ай бұрын
Thanks for the recommendation for the cover of Blue Monday! It’s my favorite version of this song, & I didn’t know who did it! And now I do!!!
@toastthatisburnt82298 ай бұрын
Story 38: how do you even parent that
@yufi3055 ай бұрын
🤣🤣😅
@wjfpilot8 ай бұрын
Parents and teachers have several things in common, mainly they try their best and you are a failure at being a tryer
@dannypetroskie5118 ай бұрын
why are you re uploading old vids
@A_Floofy_Fox8 ай бұрын
When I was really little I would refer to things as the noise they made when you smacked them for some reason. Well needless to say If you've ever like gently banged your fist on a window it makes a sort of "donggggg" noise Well needless to say in my little kid brain this now meant that windows were called "donga" and needless to say my parents had to shut that down pretty quick as way too often it just sounded like I was shouting dong dong dong
@altyn_cat8 ай бұрын
950 views 5 hours ago, bro REALLY fell off :(
@nanoglitch66938 ай бұрын
Whenever a post includes a related photo, this channel is always too lazy to add it...