What's the Most Impressive Thing You've Ever Done?

[@Bonkerhead1995]

she gives all his info and is surprised when they come back with a name. I laughed too hard.

[@teh_jibbler]

+Bonkerhead McBonkerson Now that I think about it... she HAS to be an actress hired by the show. People aren't that stupid. Right? RIIGHT? *huddles in corner and starts rocking back and forth*

[@BlueEyesWhiteBoy]

Plot Twist: She wanted you to know.

[@derpy4335]

+Bonkerhead McBonkerson What can i say? Blondes lol

[@papapineapplez7716]

Dumb Blonde

[@buttbhai12]

she's a blonde so no big deal

[@richardmoran5394]

most impressive thing I've ever done was trick some chick in to thinking i was Tyler Johnson

[@jasonbrasher691]

That comment made my day!

[@migo3895]

Richard Moran oh you... *tips fedora*

[@jacobduncan9226]

Richard Moran Legend

[@chrislandaverdedf]

Uhm... Why isn't this comment highlighted and pinned and favorited and loved by Jimmy Kimmel himself?

[@mikehermansen8494]

This comment deserves way more upvotes.

[@Charlie_Ses]

That girl at the end made me despair for humanity; the comments made everything right again.

[@bookmaker99]

thats GOLD

[@hung1396]

Vasanthi Nah her names Mallory and she just went to Vegas on a sorority retreat and hooked up with Tyler Johnson when she met him in the club and found out he was a professional hockey player. She cheated on @benslingerland

[@ThaSlymes]

@Vasanthi I bet you love Twilight and the Kardashians.

[@danimal2809]

@Vasanthi simp detected

[@paninidoesawheelie8257]

As a women I just want to say, we are not all like her. And in the name off all the normal women out there, we reject this tramp to the lowest class within our society and honour her with the "dum dum trophy". Thank you

[@user-jy2gr4cr4n]

"I can't say his name." **proceeds to give away all the details**

[@organ66]

Probably she forgot his name. So she told the details to get the name :D

[@ednabirkdale7403]

@@organ66 the guy tweeted that she had no idea who she was

[@aryangupta9490]

@@ednabirkdale7403 tbh, thats what he is supposed to say , right? doesnt mean he is right either

[@daveausmunchen7787]

Welcome to America😂 Not meant to be offensive, but it's genuinely the country where I encountered the most idiots around the world (of those countries I have been to)

[@user-jy2gr4cr4n]

@@daveausmunchen7787 😂

[@r.devonbell2288]

I beat cancer. Officially just today actually

[@rushayaesp]

Glad you made it, man

[@r.devonbell2288]

@@rushayaesp Thank you 😊

[@andrea8464]

congrats! ❤️

[@Laroldb]

Congrats❤️

[@kadencarter5659]

It can always come back

[@JediMaestr0]

I'm just impressed that the interviewer knew enough about the Tampa Bay hockey team to know the guy's name. That's genuinely impressive.

[@__-pl3jg]

Paul Brennan - Dude, the camera man has an ear piece with someone in a van feeding them lines. They probably googled it while she was talking.

[@wtfmario]

Random Person thank you for your common sense. People are so dumb nowadays

[@whitesylveonrose2042]

@@wtfmario Yup, they are lol

[@kyoko6588]

I think it's cousin Sal

[@gamingbypix]

@@__-pl3jg aaaah fair

[@kba]

I don't mean to brag or anything, but one time i managed to balance a light switch in the middle.

[@graceshepherd5475]

Savage

[@skullz2244]

You win in life.

[@annakait8929]

me too

[@Probablythe1]

thats pretty impressive.

[@athincatastrophe]

i dated a girl who's bathroom light would ONLY turn on if it was balanced in the middle. it's not easy to do man. good job

[@buffalosoldat]

Managed to go out of jail, I was broke and pretty destroyed by bunch of chronic illnesses, which I will have to deal with my entire life, as well as hard drugs addiction. Within few years, thanks to my determination, I came out of it, just bought a nice apartment, my career in IT has been continously progressing and I earn pretty decent money.

[@samplebriefmint4204]

Congrats dude keep going

[@loveMyFreakinLife]

Congrats. Keep it up and have faith in yourself 🤘

[@janetsutton6498]

This is impressive, congratulations. Stay strong. You are amazing!

[@buffalosoldat]

Thanks so much for all the nice words :)

[@Shithappensbruh]

Wow man! Congrats

[@MagicSwagget12]

Why the hell would you say 'I can't say who he is' and then give away all the other details

[@theoroosevelt4849]

+Mercutio so people will laugh. #staged

[@jamalrabbany1643]

+Mercutio LMAO! I DIED!!

[@reisissaputra9578]

typical american girl😂

[@missfashionator]

a not so humble humblebrag

[@dieminestinkt]

cause she's as "blonde" as it gets... I mean wow! she seduced a man - "grand" achievement ... I'd say the real achievement here is that she kept it hidden for so long and her old bf would have to find out this way xD

[@bentaylor4203]

That last woman... I've never gone from attracted to repulsed so quickly.

[@frankjaeger8552]

You the Ben she was talking about?

Date more women....she's the norm, not the exception.

[@troubledsole9104]

T Clark I wouldn’t say the norm, but there are a lot of shallow people like her.

[@jayhovah5621]

Repulsive yes, but that definitely doesn't turn off my attraction. She can get the D as much as she wants, but she'll never get a ring.

[@Jade-yd1pp]

Same. 🤦🏻‍♀️😞

[@mooseknuckle4007]

I survived a brain tumor when i was three

[@suelkoka]

Beat that People

[@blveflame]

Damn

[@Celisar1]

MooseKnuckle That’s not an accomplishment but good luck.

[@blveflame]

Celisar1 Go hate somewhere else

[@Celisar1]

Eric Zeybert That is not hate but simply a fact. Please look up the definition of both accomplishment and hate.

[@brianbrown9426]

The last girl's new boyfriend should take note.

[@nasserdaifallah5452]

Brian Brown i'd cheat and dump her

[@nathanhardy7008]

@@nasserdaifallah5452 But then your just as bad as her

[@anchitchakrabarti2179]

@@nathanhardy7008 no it is called eye for an eye

[@haileysmiley9177]

@@anchitchakrabarti2179 an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

[@thedarkknight962]

@@haileysmiley9177 Blind world would be good.

[@KevinKillaKam]

She's not good at keeping secrets either. Did she not think that they couldn't figure out who she was banging with the initials "TJ"? How many TJ's are there in the Tampa Bay line up, lol. LOL.

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

She wanted people to know

[@Lana_Rouge]

+teamworkformyfrainds no just stupid af

[@Lana_Rouge]

+teamworkformyfrainds no just stupid af

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

+Lana R she clearly wanted to brag. Girls like that are so insecure that saying they hooked up with someone rich and successful makes them seem more desirable. And yes she is stupid

[@Minecraftfreakzombie]

Two.

[@ja_underscore_]

once i plugged my usb to my laptop with just one try

[@themurderbotfeed7688]

TheLilNiceKid that is quite the feat.

[@user-lv2lw7xr6w]

TheLilNiceKid impressive

[@joetube01]

Nah.

[@freddybell8328]

I do that every time. Squiggly line goes on top

[@jelle4586]

Dude you're a god

[@asiamiles3736]

2:19 has me crying. “I drove a motorcycle across the ocean”😂😂😂

[@whatsup806]

lmfao and he goes "how does that work"?😂😂😂

[@timarchnase6405]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/onXMaqh8mKlqjqs

[@Loke4000aka2670]

I thought she was talking about a jet ski. but what do I know :)

[@peterpan6836]

+Loke gronbench she was clearly talking about a jet ski.

[@freddieweiss4020]

I think she means a jet ski

[@StriveToBeFan]

Guy: I got married Interviewer: to who? Guy: my wife

[@manthanc7727]

It's whom! I'll be on my way out....

[@simukeshkumari1997]

well thats iimmpprrrreessiivvee!!!!!!!

[@ricochetVendetta]

would be more impressive if its somebody elses wife and nobody noticed, master impersonator but likes to brag so now they know

[@zeeshanmbutt]

😁

[@DanaWhitesBurner]

Kawhi Leonard vibes

[@veens1399]

little boy: A fashion crime is socks and sandals. Germany: left the chat

[@Celisar1]

Veens Let’s be honest: if you have to walk around in sandals socks make it much more comfortable. It’s not a fashion crime- it’s common sense.

[@rose191991]

with Czechia Lol

[@hmmmsure2285]

Puerto Rico: left the chat

[@ji9838]

Germany and every middle-aged US tourist in Europe, ate you sending them to meet their brethren?

[@leahnyb6878]

Ma friend (NOT boyfriend!) is from Germany and is wearing socks and sandals now :-D So bad!

[@jamesthereaper7]

Her parents must be so proud.

[@jongken3725]

+Cake Middleton heard u the first time

[@melvinwren]

+Jong Ken that is weird.... i couldn't hear either of em.

[@alexschlee1276]

+Benjamin “Badgerbar” Tassone IS IT YOU BEN??

[@classactionsteve]

+JA SL It was more impressive than anyone else though..

[@iridiumeverlasting8390]

I hear "I killed my bf" at first

[@Skabadumba]

"oh i can't say his name but his initial are T J, he plays hockey at florida. he's also white and has a beard and his address is *********** and his name rhymes with Dyler Dohnson and he's Tyler Johnson" "but i can't say his name tho"

[@iLegenDaryl]

+Henrique Murta I'm done ! LMFAO

[@kayla-janelle9123]

HAHAH this cracked me up laughing!

[@DannyCal]

I DIED AFTER I READ YOUR COMMENT. SO IM NOT REALLY SURE HOW I AM COMMENTING ON IT. RIP ME

[@Costikeke]

most impressive thing she ever done... well done

[@davidkasomov6936]

lol

[@turdferguson9923]

Saved my mom's life when I was 11. Later that year survived lost in the woods by myself for 3 days. Rough year.

[@prayforusplease4804]

wow 3 days , god blessed

[@lvateinn8258]

Badass

[@D3nn1s]

Jesus. You dont happen to be in a fairy tale do you?

[@turdferguson9923]

@@D3nn1s Nah, just a normal guy. Bad things happen sometimes, it's best to be prepared.

[@evanturner203]

Wow I am impressed.

[@AtomFlipper]

Interviewer: What's the most impressive thing you have ever done? Me: Invented a time machine and travelled back in time and killed the worlds most evil dictator Bakina Morrist Interviewer: I've never heard of that person... Me: You're welcome.

[@Bandoolero]

this is soooo goood!

[@syedhasanmohiuddin827]

@Sven Wow really ?? 😂

[@anishnehete]

Damn bruh

[@junreybade1738]

Wow. You have an extraordinary mind

[@felipesalazar942]

LMAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good one, bro , good one.

[@karendesmarto3378]

The last girl went from a 9 to a ½ real quick.

Why? She was empowering herself, right?

[@aniqrifaat5322]

T Clark used goods

[@karendesmarto3378]

@ "empowering" is a strong word you are not allowed to misuse

[@aayushrana9867]

@ Cheating is not empowerment, if u r using it in mocking way then i get it man

[@AlexandreG]

9 with that horse face and brat voice. You can tell right away you better run away from her...

[@sesto194]

as he asked whats a fashion crime i KNEW he was going to say socks and sandals

[@acatwood11]

Anyone wearing a Trump or Hillary shirt or hat.

[@owencaulfield]

Socks & Scandals

[@zach.a.fields]

Sesto194 I thought he was gonna point to the reporter and say "THAT"

[@fuckenps3]

I thought he was going to say "my outfit"

[@cumroach]

Sesto194 I

[@maxbhadra6059]

I managed to see the refrigerator's light go off at the exact moment.

[@anirudhponraj7159]

That's impossible! Woahh! You're a legend!!!

[@27alex30]

Woah

[@alexmpyun]

Everyone seems to be glossing over the fact that this woman crossed an ocean in a jet ski...!?!?!

[@bepsaf]

I mean that's an achievment!

[@josephsummers2427]

+alexmpyun She rode a jet-ski on the ocean. Her English is poor, she didn't cross the ocean.

[@bepsaf]

I figured that lol

[@elilouth4497]

+alexmpyun I think you mean a water motorcycle.

[@LukeWatts85]

+alexmpyun Crossed an ocean on a water motorcycle...to get out of English class.

[@jpkjnn6733]

That last chick is unbelievable. You know, people make mistakes and all, be but she clearly couldn't care less. Her biggest concern was clarifying to her current boyfriend that it was a former boyfriend she cheated on? Just fact that she's not ashamed as hell speaks about her, and that novel is "I'm a terrible, shameless person who can't be trusted because I don't even feel that the terrible things I've done are wrong." . Amazing. Hey current boyfriend should run as fast as he possibly can cause that chick is toxic.

[@shaidasabah2606]

jpkjnn exactly he should run as fast as he can

[@Sumea_Saukko]

I dont see any difference to every other woman in this world.

[@Dylan-lu6dt]

jpkjnn so what she makes one mistake years ago and now see has to be single for the rest of her life

[@masontyson]

@@Dylan-lu6dt you're as dumb as her..

[@quiltface83]

​@@Dylan-lu6dt yeah you're getting it, once a cheater always a cheater.

[@scorpionz44]

The motorcycle seemed impressive at first until it turned to be a jetski. Thats like saying i rode a box with four wheels on the ground. It was a car

[@JessBlayze]

Lmao!!!

[@rsbullygta]

😂

[@matthew_gregorio]

ikr😂😂😂

[@ashantinyongo7632]

But she CROSSED the ocean, not just rode in it.

[@ve1v127]

Maybe her English is worse then mine

[@ecopps]

Did a guy just say that his biggest accomplishment was kicking a cat when it was in the street

[@hokpakh3]

Yes

[@roflpenguin2411]

I think that was the best accomplishment mentioned! Its the only one that contributed positively to the world

[@gfdchugh]

@@roflpenguin2411 I mean there's to much cat in the world right but I don't see people kicking baby's on the street

[@batukemal]

Yes he did indeed.

[@mBlackThunder]

the interviewer did xD

[@xeniosm4549]

Awweee, her current boyfriend must be so proud.

[@jarrodshipard]

+Xe M That's what I was thinking.

[@lurchutube]

+Xe M Actually, whoever goes out with a girl like that...he might just be.

[@eatyummybread6006]

2:30 i can't stop starring at her ice cream

[@bertoramirez9499]

Ha me neither, want chocolate ice cream bad now

[@yunus_ssj5319]

Yh same here I’m fasting 😒

[@The1994Boss]

coz it's white

[@Freshprince0619]

@@yunus_ssj5319 loool I'm fasting too mate

[@xxlilys_webxx4155]

Same

[@draconomicon6543]

I once caught a spider with a very tiny lasso without harming it.

[@haydenr5128]

That's awesome.

[@lukgamer1750]

Wish I could be as amazing as you... :(

[@CherryStudios2]

It that a joke?

[@manano06]

Draconfound are you serious?

[@professoreg3801]

Draconfound I once stepped on a spider with harming it

[@cry2love]

I lost my favorite sock in 2005 & found it in 2013, but I forgot where I put the sock that I did not lose, so I found it 2019. Now I have my fave pair of socks from my childhood that I never wear, lol

[@irmamarchesan8402]

Onya anyway!

[@rme1383]

that was so funny

[@huge-s]

The best!

[@cry2love]

@@huge-s KRASAVCHIK

[@jumpingsloth3963]

Pretty impressive if you ask me

[@amatthew1231]

See she seems like the type of white girl to buy a pumpkin spice latte, drink it, forget she just did that and cluelessly buy another one.

[@thekingbradable]

LOL

[@bernardus64]

+Amatthew123 What a shame that they did'nt ask me that question.I would have aswered the question with the words , I've created a Audiomonument called ''For the cleaners'' on KZbin.If you want to check it out, just click on my face c.q. profile.Kind regards, Ben Pachen.

[@Deel2506]

Rofl

[@toomanywindows]

+Amatthew123 Best description I've ever heard.

[@KyriakosGerasimou]

ahahahah

[@omelas8375]

I live in Tampa and the hockey players name clicked in my head as soon as she said TJ athlete from Florida. Why would she say that? Smh 🤦‍♂️

[@diamondproductions2]

TØP well she doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed

[@simonk.4338]

She's dumb. And a piece of sh*t too.

[@chiraggupta2645]

Simon K. And that also a women. Seriosly have some respect just cause your behind a screen dosent give u the right to abuse ppl based of one conversation. No wonder ppl say KZbin comments are the most toxic.

[@racheladams952]

Chiro99 Gp just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she’s not a shitty person. Like the fact that she’s proud of cheating... not a respectable thing to do

[@brielle7443]

TØP u

[@forfeitwill3888]

Most impressive thing I've done " Cheat on my boyfriend, And get away with it " Wtf lmfao

[@alexrevolver8761]

It shows how low peoples standards are :)

[@camillehansinger7829]

me dont know

[@serenwolf2997]

Forfeit Will just got busted

[@youratowel14]

yes we all love hoes

[@wammel7719]

Forfeit Will I hope he sees this

[@jedburnell9046]

I married my wife and we are approaching 50 years.

[@jedburnell9046]

@Ezaarkash She was a TV star, so I might have been the desperate one.

[@horrormovielover6725]

@@jedburnell9046 wow.Take care.

[@amoththatthinks]

take care

[@nic8671]

oh, hi santa!

[@ingunnh8026]

Congrats from Norway, Jed:)

[@sarahdell4042]

What a terrible human. She must think very lowly of herself.

[@Roughneck8]

+Sarah Dell Nah, she thinks she's all that, making her even more despicable.

[@007Fusiion]

+Sarah Dell I don't think she can comprehend self-worth & dignity.

[@balduran.]

+Sarah Dell I bet she doesnt.

[@sarahdell4042]

+Roughneck8 Thanks. Every girl I know who cheats, is a terrible human. That one bad decision usually means they make many. If you're willing to do something that low, you have low morals obviously and will make other poor choices.

[@MuhammadEgypt]

+Sarah Dell Had she, she wouldn't have mentioned it on tv.

[@khairuldanish2]

most impressive thing ive done? Im still alive

[@Sheeey]

The LAWD of LIGHT will bring him back.

[@meghanpaclob6715]

Oh great the most impressive thing I've done is make friends

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

the most impressive thing I've ever done, sky dived out of a moving jet with a squirrel running up and down my legs and in the pouring rain while eating a hot dog while holding onto a normal (or ugly) dog with nothing but my muscular legs in a suit and tie during an airplane dogfight and taking a selfie...all at the same time.

[@Natef89]

Awesom Sharp That ain't nothin. One time I farted in church and blamed it on my grandma.

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

nateisbaked that's not impressive, that's just being sir jerkwad.

[@KindaSorta451]

That girl is going to be single for the rest of her life after this

[@Fubbies]

+Sam A No, she won't. There will always be willing men. lol

[@destina3898]

no she won't 😂 nice try.

[@TheMusicalGameroriginal]

+Sam A Thousands of men are into cuckolding, swinging, and all kinds of other stuff. Trust me, she won't be single.

[@RadioactiveSand]

+Sam A I would date her, at least. She cheated once, so?

[@RadioactiveSand]

***** In that case I think it's better just to say nothing xD He could be lying, she could have a reason, they could have hired her as an actress, etc. Stupidity is pre-assuming without knowing anything. At this point, it's just meh xD

[@andyweis5194]

I was on a ventilator for 10 days with Covid 19 and survived. The doctors thought I'd die.

[@4465Vman]

glad u made it sounds like hell....may I . ask ur age?

[@andyweis5194]

@@4465Vman ANY age can go through what I went through. That is the best answer to your question.

[@4465Vman]

@@andyweis5194 glad you made it

[@andyweis5194]

@@4465Vman Thank you!

[@doggy7210]

I'm glad you made it. How are you now?

[@ranlolita3516]

and here i am again drowing in jimmy kimmels videos ..

[@eLiFILMSinc]

Ban Ellá yeah. I don't even know how I got here.....3 hours ago

[@totoro9821]

SAMEEE

[@watwat6093]

Yep

[@itz_hockey4677]

Factssss

[@SoulSeeker1996]

We all are drowning. I nearly missed my exam because of his videos today 😂

[@IcyHot311]

The kicked a cat one was the best.

[@scottslik4625]

raised my 14year old twin children and 27 year old step-daughter after my wife passed away 14 years ago on my own. I did this while balancing the last four years of a military career and the job that I use now to keep them provided for. I now am the proud father of three reasonably happy and well adjusted young adults who grow better and stronger almost daily.

[@kingdavey90]

Scott Slik RESPECT.

[@healthylife4000]

Ay! More power to you!

[@scottslik4625]

Thank you sir.

[@merrytu89]

Scott Slik

[@diaverna]

Scott Slik Salute to you sir.

[@amrdaia574]

The girl that said she drove a motorcycle in the ocean..that’s a called a jetski

[@amandysophias.6685]

that’s make sense now

[@mountainguyed67]

That’s what I was thinking. And for you Canadians, jet ski = PWC.

[@presymarauder]

Why would the parents name the girl a jetski? Like Jade Jetski? Roman Polanski?

[@nadamasdisponible]

Moto acuática

[@rossfischer]

Um, it's called a "boatercycle", get it right!

[@dixieslimes7005]

"Water motorcycle" lmfaooooooo jet ski or a waverunner😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yourewrong154]

Dixie Slimes Look up water motorcycle on KZbin. It’s possible to ride a motorcycle across water. Don’t know if that’s what she meant tho

[@Punk3rGirl]

Dixie Slimes yeah she meant jet ski but, from her accent, English is clearly not her first language.

[@nathanmatusek9244]

She didn't know the English word for Jet ski but who cares. I guess she isn't as perfect as you, Steven.

[@Geo-sb4yp]

wikiwikiwee clearly English is not her first language but what about the guy

[@fredericksharon5095]

Dixie Slimes it's a Motor cycle and it runs on the water.. what else do u want to call it Einstein.. lol

[@H-_R]

The last one was so proud I was like honey that's not cute. Not something to be proud about....

[@sierrastokes9897]

Right

[@tomk8364]

I performed CPR and the guy made it. I'd never thought I'd be so calm in that kind of situation.

[@genkyo6]

Just casually saves a human being. Jesus.

[@livb6945]

I saved the lives of two people when I worked in a hospital, because I noticed important details the doctor had missed. I never thought something like that would occur in my life, but then we never know what comes.

[@nathwallis8685]

AMEN GOD BLESS EVERYONE AND EVERYONE'S FAMILIES AND LOVE ONES!

[@azonicrider32]

I planted 6,300 trees in 1 day.

[@dariobarisic3502]

@@douaaalzeidan6030 It is, kind of. Throwing seeds out of some aircraft would work. Technically that's called planting the seeds, not trees, though.

[@azonicrider32]

@@dariobarisic3502 I carried hundreds(30kgs) of baby(10"-20") spruce and pine trees in huge pouches on my hips attached to a harness. I re-fill my planting bags throughout the day from boxes of 500. I plant with my left hand holding the roots of the tree, and my right hand holding a treeplanters shovel. I drive my shovel into the ground about 8-10" and pull on the handle while twisting to open up the ground. Then I carefully but quickly shove the tree roots into the ground, careful not to be too deep or too shallow, then I pull out the shovel, press the hole opening closed and/or stomp it closed with my foot. I do this about every 5-10 seconds depending on how thick the forest and rough the ground is. All the while I have to space my trees 6ft apart from one another in a grid that cant be more than 6" off. I get 8-10cents per tree, live in a tent for 2 months, and will have on average about 500 mosquito or black fly bites, not to mention deer fly, horse fly, and the moose flies.. Have atleast 5 bears try to get food from my tent while i was sleeping in it in the 4 years i planted. Almost always have some injury from the job that you need to keep working through, like a sprained ankle or wounds from falling. Yes falling is a daily thing for most planters. The ground we plant on can be treacherous. And we are often planting in such remote locations that we take a helicopter to work, or long drives through barren logging roads in the middle of nowhere.. We plant 6 days a week, alternating with our day off in camp or in the nearest town. It is a crazy and beautifully humbling job, and you will be as fit as an olympic athlete after 1 season. My shovel arm is still noticeably larger and stronger than my planting arm although I have been retired for 3 years. My average daily plant was about 3500, for most people who start the job they will do on average 2k a day after 1 month training. The day I planted 6300 I was on the "pro" team who got first chopper in and last chopper out, so the longest shift. I worked 13 hours without break, it was about 32 degrees celsius that day. I'm not sure my body recovered from that day before the season ended. There is absolutely no question it was the most difficult day of my life.

[@dariobarisic3502]

@@azonicrider32 Looks like an easy job. Jk. That looks crazy, well done.

[@elementel2699]

He means marijuana plants.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@@azonicrider32 You need to put that experience in your autobiography one day, or see if Smithsonian magazine would print an article about you/your job. It's really cool and interesting!

[@samuelnorris2155]

'' his name starts with t and ends in yler johnson

[@FrxBass]

"But now stop guessing that's the only hint youre gonna get"

[@sarahm8425]

how’s cheating impressive?

[@dannykumite]

Obviously she got caught 9 times out of 10. So she was impressed with herself for getting away with this one.

[@sarahm8425]

dannykumite haha probably

[@tali5197]

imagine if it was a guy - prob wouldn't even make it into this video

[@soydelau1234]

sarah m its not, but you are with those eyes😍

[@FrxBass]

When youre such an idiot, everything must feel like a big accomplishment

[@jeanettetran97]

I donated a kidney to a stranger in 2017. I think that’s the most impressive thing? It was an easy decision to make. Recovery sucked though.

[@jiwachhetri7317]

no way, that's amazing

[@cynthiacopland8634]

Thank you 🙏🏼 Brava!

[@thisulwickramarachchi2380]

What a great merit u gained... Well done...

[@steved8714]

Was there a doctor involved or did the stranger just really want it?

[@jiwachhetri7317]

Not going to lie, you fine asf as well. Can you help this stranger out by donating me your number?

[@MichaelSelhost]

That last girl: "The most impressive thing I've ever done is prove how much of a skank I am on national television."

[@michaelrotherham5159]

Michael 👌🏼

[@MK_2023.]

Nice first name guys!

[@MichaelSelhost]

Haha, that's awesome.

[@bababire]

and she gave more info about the player. what if that dude was married?

[@steveempiremantra2120]

Michael lmaoooooo

[@illumi-naughty9248]

This is Ben here. Most impressive thing I ever did was a dump a blonde (a 7 at best) who thinks I didn’t know she cheated on me.

[@katapellos7]

Lol

[@amigowettung1625]

No. Even on a Norway/Sweden scale at least a 9 close to a 10.

[@batsalemswag1373]

Imagine this was actually ben

[@lesfaul4924]

@@amigowettung1625 Yeah right. A soft six.

[@amigowettung1625]

Mate I have been to US in six states. A soft six...if most people are are 0 or 1 on a scale 1-10@@lesfaul4924

[@Daniel00232]

The last chick couldnt get more basic

[@existencedefieslogic9658]

jake k I actually wondered wtf is going on with you, but then I noticed it's OP's username and I got it lol.

[@sahanag836]

Existence Defies Logic SAMEE

[@saintetienne755]

I was never close to my Dad but after he got sick, I nursed him til he died and we ended up as friends. I'm glad it ended on a happy note. God bless him x

[@MarcelLWalker]

That is impressive, buddy.

[@squidneythesquid2487]

One day as a child, I decided to test my animal noise abilities at the penguin exhibit in the zoo. I never had heard what a penguin sounded like, so I improvised for the interaction I so desperately desired. I made a squawk different from any other I had made, the penguin… responded to me in the same exact way. Still to this day, one of my proudest moments, the laughing people that surrounded me did not understand or appreciate the pure, untouched talent they had just witnessed. They did not put me down as I was ever so violently dragged out by my mother , I was still beaming as my mother told me that we need to go home because “it’s been far too long” I was still moved by this experience as I was taken from my future friends and true family. That was the day I talked to a penguin, and the day I discovered a talent, a passion, and an inspiration that I still yearn for today. That was the day I experienced my most impressive achievement yet.

[@Spirit_Matters.Arthur]

Best storie script ever heard!! Go find your family!!!!

[@fivesix3868]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Semokada]

Beautiful.

[@spudster459]

Omg you made me crack up 😂

[@frogbank5240]

Amazing! Simply beautiful! Chase your dream! 😁🐧😁

[@parsat8294]

she should have went with: I once slept with a famous athlete

[@RoyArrowood]

Parsa Teymoury You should be in PR

[@chiraggupta2645]

😂😂

[@ashketchum1377]

Lmaoo but instead the more impressive thing was that she cheated and the bf didnt find out

[@sarcasticstartrek7719]

But that wasn't what she found impressive - what she was saying was impressive was the cheated on him and got away with it. It was only after further questioning she mentions an athlete. The girl is scum.

[@applejackbecca5375]

That last one thought that was hilarious

[@zackariahjamil3019]

Applejack Becca by the way the hockey player is Tyler johnson

[@woens3378]

Zackariah Jamil it's not him tho. He said he has no idea who that women is

[@omson379]

Woens So she laid about it?

[@woens3378]

Omson El puto Amo I think u mean lied. But Tyler Johnson said he doesn't know who that person is. I don't know that woman's life

[@chowderchowdown]

These athletes do a lot of one-night stands. I don't think they would remember every single girl they had sex with.

[@genuinelyparis7831]

I heard of a girl in a refugee camp who’s parents had died and she had no money to go to school and get an education and so in a week I got together some friends and raised the $300 she needed for tuition and uniform and books and got them all sent to her. I was pretty proud of that. I try and do lots of community and charity work but that one was a really urgent personal one. If it’s one more about me I represented my school at the statewide parliament convention and I was proud of that, but I think anything that’s for others and doesn’t benefit you is the most worthwhile.

[@thiccpeach3660]

awww that's so nice

[@amirshay]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@m.a.zahr.]

Angel

[@lvateinn8258]

Archangel

[@MonirehRaha]

I wish I could be like you

[@purujitparashar4642]

Whether she is telling the truth or lying both way pathetic

[@Raffalius]

She is lying. She said sorry Ben, and after it was Tyler Johnson :S Dont really know why she would call him Ben if his name is Tyler ^^

[@lizzypink1401]

@@Raffalius no ben was the boyfriend and tyler johnson was who she cheated with

[@Raffalius]

@@lizzypink1401 Ok, i misunderstood her then ^^

[@angieyeah1793]

I‘ve once cooked instant noodles in 3 minutes altough on the package stood ready in 5-7 minutes. If that is not impressive,then I don‘t know

[@minyoongiseyelashes3826]

hobis snakeu infires me but without jams Claps* 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@allandonald6248]

... he ate that crunchy, duh.

[@allandonald6248]

It would be more impressive if you would learn how to spell

[@yogabergabergaming4994]

hobis snakeu infires me but without jams I did it in 2:30 just too 1 up you

[@goldengoose8393]

get student of the year the firstbtime i went to real school

[@ilikebananasmm]

man I was really hoping to hear some amazing stories

[@XwolfBane18]

Emza me too but at least I feel more comfortable knowing I achieved something better than those people

[@AliAli-ro9fr]

MrXwolfbane what did you achieve ?

[@-anaamna5616]

Ali Ali what did you achieve Ali?

[@AliAli-ro9fr]

amna omar how about you till me what you achieved

[@-anaamna5616]

Ali Ali you tell me first because I asked you first 😂

[@spongebob5754]

Most impressive thing I've ever done is I survived a gun shot wound to the chest, and a 6 months later I'm better than before.

[@giovanniilorenzo]

Damn, happy for you

[@4465Vman]

for real? thats good this awesome..how did it happen??

[@FrankBenlin]

Well, sponge is full of holes anyway. But seriously, what a horrible thing to experience. Good job getting through that.

[@AkimboShine]

I flipped a water bottle onto a table

[@NoorEljdid]

i am the one don't weigh a ton don't need a gun

[@AkimboShine]

EID MUBARAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@meanstreak110]

WHOSE MANS IS THIS i flipped a table on a water bottle on a car on a van on a bus then onto an airplane which was flipped onto a dinosaur's back which was drinking the water from the water bottle.

[@user-jn5pd3wx3u]

One of the most impressive thing I did is educate myself, for my first 21 years of my life I was complete idiot, in just 3 years I learned more then I learned in 21 years, I learned Turkish and now I am improving my English and I learned about business, stock market, real estate, money management, time management, and many more and hope to learn more in the future.

[@nilsdula7693]

Good for you.

[@user-jn5pd3wx3u]

@@nilsdula7693 thx buddy wishes u too

[@user-jn5pd3wx3u]

Toan Tran good for you buddy.. don’t waste your time.. good luck

[@ege999men8]

why would you Learn Turkish I'm actively trying to forget Turkish

[@user-jn5pd3wx3u]

@@ege999men8 learning new language is the best thing in life.. now you do not needs the language but your children and your work needs it

[@malibuluv209]

Lmfao this my friends is the kind of girl that gives blondes a bad rep.

[@ellyh7614]

Ikr but just coz ur blonde doesn't mean anything or say anything about you

[@ellyh7614]

Ikr but just coz ur blonde doesn't mean anything or say anything about you

[@rustynailsmakerainbows4697]

Found the blonde

[@leanneottoni5148]

She's prob a fake blonde

[@letthemeatboobs]

why cant people just appreciate a slutty blonde?

[@mmc472]

Witnessed my patient in Accident and Emergency have a cardiac arrest, so I gave him a precordial thump and restarted his heart. 💜

[@sendneutrals]

Would y'all believe me if I said I worked with this girl and yes...she's not the brightest.

[@carlyfree8699]

I would complete believe you if you've stated it but since you didn't.......

[@nepson13]

whats her instagram

[@HatakeClipz]

Carly Free l

[@carlyfree8699]

Khalid Mohamed Why do people do that? Just write your name but say nothing. It always confuses me.

[@MegaRay0]

Carly Free maybe he's retweeting you, I dunno

[@PizzaBoneless]

I wouldn't want to sound arrogant, so i'd just say that my most impressive thing i've ever done is winning the race of a million sperm.

[@jasonkunze678]

+Jahovas Whiteness xD

[@MrRedstoneready]

+Jahovas Whiteness I hate to break it to you but a huge number got there first, You were just the first to break the skin of the egg. Sorry bruh.

[@man_on_wheelz]

+Jahovas Whiteness Damn good accomplishment, I don't think everyone pulled it off as safely as you did.

[@PizzaBoneless]

Duncan James It doesn't matter how many people get to the finish line, it matters who the first person to break the finish line tape is.

[@erick99able]

Epic !!!! Hahahahahahahahaha

[@jackreacher9452]

I bought an old Mercedes diesel for $100. Just needed something to drive for the summer. I've been driving that same car for 9 years now. Saving money every month. Sitting on stacks now

[@ws8061]

I saw an older fellow who had a early 90's mercedees diesel idling at the gas station I asked him how many miles it had on it and he got mad excited and made a big show of looking at the odometer then proclaiming "about a miihhyyon (1million in old southern black guy accent)"... cool old dude for sure, probably could afford something new but for what? A car payment, full coverage, and no character. His ride was the coolest I've seen in a while lol.

[@pedronunes7090]

Stonks

[@bweather04]

Worst decision I made buying a Mercedes diesel

[@lutzlila5262]

bweather04 but probably a new one

[@aniqrifaat5322]

Jack Reacher what do you work as? Do you have a woman in your life?

[@wunnell]

I'm a right-handed guard and I once made a perfect left-handed hook shot from the free-throw line... in a game... with a defender in my face. Not sure why I took the shot but it was beautiful. I can still feel it today, about 30 years later.

[@yvjohns]

Oh, I can feel that! :-)))

[@Xavcodee]

What's a fashion crime? Socks and sandals 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@393Dan]

Ikr, that's so true and so hilarious xD

[@Zipfei_Kloatscher]

Mauricio Leon Green hat and red polo as well...

[@daisydembek5686]

Mauricio Leon shut up my dad is an actress and a fashion designer i wear socks and sandles

[@Zipfei_Kloatscher]

Daisy Dembek I bet your dad is an "actress" for sure... 😂😂😂

[@daisydembek5686]

Horst Tristan von Wittenbach oh I’m sure he is. He successful unlike ur dad

[@steviboyy]

Her old boyfriend has just found out he's eskimo brothers with Tyler Johnson.

[@Tootsmagoot]

+Scott Ishman and her current boyfriend just became so secure about his current gf.

[@SeenSomeShit]

+Scott Ishman EBDB

[@jonnyp4828]

+Tim Medic Did they stay at the EBDBBNB

[@jakeboydston]

+Jonny P Yes and they had an EBDBBNBBLT

[@The_Rekluse]

+Tim Medic ahahahahahaha

[@adanaladdin2807]

This is the equivalent of what the girl said Stranger: what's your address Girl: I can't say butttt it's on oak drive the yellow house with a blue car and the key is under the mat

[@personincognito3989]

The most impressive things I've ever done are raised 3 children to healthy happy adults with good careers, sung in front of a big crowd, got out of a physically, and emotionally abusive marraige, became a health care professional, had an open heart surgery when I was a small child then again 2 years ago, as an adult. I'm not bragging at all but when you're young sometimes you haven't had enough time to accomplish all the things you want to do but when you get older like myself you end up accomplishing more and more. Good luck to you all😁❤❤❤

[@gee-wizz.5050]

Hats off to you - especially managing to raise 3 children well in this f****ed up world! Especially if you were in that rotten marriage at the same time - that's quite a feat! But even if not, to have survived it and gone on to make a satisfying career really is impressive - I know! All the very best to you, deserve it - wishing you good health!

[@Ana-zm3td]

Well said 👍 And congratulations ❤️ you should be proud of yourself

[@danieltreacy6957]

Finally some said it. That they made a person

[@wolfstar675]

Cringe comment.

[@nunyalol9934]

Lets have a moment of silence for Ben

[@tamingthelife31]

Or a survival party for the bloke. Somehow that relationship ended, which saved his life.

[@nonsensevideosjapan741]

He's lucky really. He unconsciously dodged a bullett.

[@TheCelticTiger32]

2:33 I've never heard someone call a jet ski a water motorcycle before

[@naklayay8465]

She obviously was a foreigner and the man was jerk making fun of her

[@pascalkeel294]

Not bragging or anything but I once managed to watch Finding Nemo without crying

[@ignaciogutierrez9376]

AuralYT that's just messed up...

[@mavisdom-animeonpiano]

AuralYT WHOAAA

[@impero101]

I once managed to watch Finding Nemo.

[@ahmedizzuldin8753]

😂

[@Trackrace29582]

I never cried at finding Nemo

[@2020theGuitarPlayingRapper]

That girl was dying to tell the whole world she hooked up with a hockey player, she gave so many details 😂

[@kyleeb4724]

One time I was in a cafeteria at a university and I tried to fit an entire ice cream cone into my mouth and I succeeded, but then I accidentally made eye contact with a girl at another table while I had an entire ice cream cone in my mouth, and it was really awkward so I instinctively laughed, which caused the ice cream cone to dislodge out of my mouth and a few feet into the air, and I caught it by the cone just before it would've hit the table.

[@lilhammam7580]

Kylee B that IS really impressive

[@alexcuellar484]

Kylee B that's actually impressive lol

[@siqxyre8473]

Kylee B i would def become your friend if i saw that!

[@Me-vl6tp]

Skills

[@JT-vw4ne]

Kylee B you should go on America’s Got Talent!

[@lokababydoll609]

THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING I HAVE EVER DONE WAS SURVIVE DOMESTIC ABUSE. 💜

[@heribertfassbender5759]

ALL CAPS make stuff more impressive. ARE THEY?

[@lokababydoll609]

@@heribertfassbender5759ONLY STUPID PPL THINK SO BUT HEY IT IS WHAT IT IS 😎

[@lokababydoll609]

@Warrior Son LMAO THAT AINT CONFIDENCE INTELLIGENT PPL KNOW THAT. 😂😂😂

[@1232-e7b]

Warrior Son Abusers tend to have low self esteem and typically come from poverty

[@personincognito3989]

Loka, that very impressive! Been there

[@Yobarete]

Busting Cheating Liars, new segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live, fantastic

[@useruser-mr1kz]

me today: “surviving 2020”

[@vidu8925]

This comment needs more attention

[@alejandrokaue]

is anyone else having a hard time thinking of their actual most impressive thing they have done?

[@dreamingofthemoon]

Yess

[@dangelnut]

the last 5 mins still nothing.

[@jugnu2344]

Is hitting on police man face comes are impressing things?

[@libertas5005]

I survived a war as a child, lived in war and post-war conditions for 3.5 years and came out psychologically stronger than most Americans. I'd say that pretty darn impressive and I am proud of it.

[@perfpet]

I mean like... a backflip? That’s cool right?

[@c0rv1db0ycr0w]

When I was a kid, I climbed up a tree to save my kitten even though I was deathly afraid of heights.

[@brianpurcell3115]

Cool

[@c0rv1db0ycr0w]

+Zeshan Ali My mam said she would come down but it was getting dark and I couldn't leave her.

[@c0rv1db0ycr0w]

+Zeshan Ali 😄

[@Aadibass]

+Sk8ter Girl That's awesome!

[@eightball8008]

+Sk8ter Girl really? have a cookie.

[@rociogallegossanchez]

The most impressive thing I've ever done was not killing myself in highschool

[@DZ477]

There are kids starving, going through war and diseases in poor countries. Then there's you, wanting to end your own life when you already have some of the better living standards in the world.

[@ponthea7857]

Droiz don’t compare someone who is depressed and wanting to end their life because they don’t want to feel the pain anymore, to diseases and starving children, which they have no control over

[@l_in__k6881]

@@DZ477 dont do that. You dont know what he went trough, saying people have it worse than you doesnt make anything better. There are certain moments when we feel weak, regardless of our wealth

[@russleeful]

I feel you Rocio GS. That’s one of the strongest things you can do when faced with darkness ❤️.

[@fernandoteruo3244]

Same, mate

[@cadenjohnson1137]

I finished my homework on time.... nah not actually. It's still sitting there

[@armlinksa9966]

😂 lol

[@nydia7958]

The most impressive thing I’ve done with my life was get out of bed this morning!

[@stargx111]

YOOᑎGI TᕼE KOOK ARRRMYYY💜💜

[@moomanni656]

Yay for you! 😸💪

[@reya6126]

that's sounds exactly like smth yoongi would say. no wonder you are yoongi biased. we stan an intellectual 🌠

[@MaxHohenstaufen]

Bravo! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@recoveringintrovert717]

I hate that woman. if that's the best thing you have ever accomplished, you should just give up. cheaters are disgusting human beings

[@ahammedmansoor620]

Interviewer: What is the most impressive thing you ever did Me: Wake up in the morning

[@andreabertazzoli7695]

Wake up like the man

[@steveholland3683]

I know it sounds impossible, but I can whistle and him simultaneously. I know right?!

[@yourargumentsucks9968]

Wow, this question really makes you think about yourself... I don't even know what I would say.

[@king40796]

@2:56 fashion crime with that fake ralph lol

[@WadeSuave]

+Makeveli The Don dead.

[@ryanosullivan193]

haha fake green ralph and red ball cap - love it

[@cesarvazquez4654]

BUT IT AIN'T RALPH DOE!!!!

[@RocksmithPdl]

How sway

[@Wayfsmitt]

That red cap with the bright green fake ralph polo. goddamn the irony hahaha

[@jaiafindlay4]

This one time I got out of bed.

[@MrBigroe113]

Fupa Goofa Same here

[@manghelikoli]

Exactly 😂

[@jerrynadler2883]

That last one is like every guy's nightmare.

[@Csquarecolin400]

Can confirm, the only player with the initials T.J. to play for the Tampa Bay Lightning is Tyler Johnson.

[@WhateverIsTrue01]

Not to spoil the fun, but I'm pretty sure the last girl was an actress.

[@josephsummers2427]

+WhateverIsTrue01 Saaaammmeee

[@mikepetre675]

+Mermaid Motel They're in LA, theres way more reasons to wear shades than to hide your identity

[@SomeoneCool96]

+WhateverIsTrueASMR She is an actress but that doesn't mean she was acting there.

[@WhateverIsTrue01]

Hariz Hafi Or to not be an actor

[@amakaokafor7624]

+Son Goku or she wants attention

[@bean_odinson]

So many things wrong with that last chick.

[@FondelMikeRotch]

I was with my father , brother, sister and we witnessed a boat go down in very strong current. We then picked up two people, one with no life jacket first that couldn’t swim, then a young man. A older female held onto the boat and was under for close to 10 minutes before she surfaced in a whirlpool unconscious. We dragged her into the boat went ashore and my father performed CPR on her and she slowly started breathing. I will never forget how purple she was, then watching bloody bubbles start to come out of her mouth as she started breathing. My father made headlines in our newspaper and was given a hero’s medal!

[@Shazar789]

Wow, well done

[@lukazupie7220]

Well deserved medal!!:) nice

[@victoriak.2707]

Wow, gives me hope! Well done