What's the most uncomfortable question... | 1 hour of AskReddit

[@Coira2]

Something that improved my life that i wish I did sooner: Learning how to bake. I'm now constantly about an hour away from having home made treats that taste better and are way cheaper than store bought, and I always have bribes/gifts on hand to give away.

[@Saeryfim]

Oh man, home-made treats are the best treats. I'm bum at baking but you're definitely right about them being great bribes/gifts.

[@mistingwolf]

At a Chinese buffet, my mom found a mop string in an egg roll. Never went back.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

*I beg your pardon, but what seems to be the fuck?!*

[@Creatorsan]

Yuck. Don't want to know how the mop string got in there.

[@moth_luvrr]

oh dear lord

[@dullicecream]

H…how does that even happen?

[@Creatorsan]

@@dullicecream Honestly was thinking the same thing.

[@scythal]

21:00 Not a car driver myself but I agree that it's like spamming the button for a faster attack

[@snakeywakey3893]

"Do you have a sister by chance?" I feel that depends on context.

[@pr0ng3l48]

okay so the Christmas gift one just got me excited. my mum told me she managed to get a full actor cast signed script of the original starwars. He's super big into it and turns out the only reason she was able to get it compared to the printed signed one is because her cousin was friends with one of the staff at the time. he has a few signed scripts from the cast just in case any friends or family (or their kids) got into starwars and wanted something one of a kind. Said he could easily sell them for alot but he much rather have someone have a one of a kind collectable to hold dearly. I've seen it and al the signatures are in this I guess gold pen and the streaks from the fabric of the nib are quite visible, I believe the voice for Luke(I haven't checked the actors names tbh) at the time smudged the end a little like it happened when he was handing the scripts back.

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

That's REALLY cool.

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

0:33 If someone asks me why I'm being quiet, I just ruin the silence by shouting "WHAT?!" as loud as comfortably possible.

[@tamstertx63]

The 3 seashells is a reference from the movie Demolition Man, had Sly Stallone in it. In the future, there is no toilet paper, but every stall has 3 seashells

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Guess what, Mason? Since I last heard you talk about it, I've seen Spaceballs! I enjoyed it very much! It was nice to watch something for once that was such a straight up comedy that I didn't get anxious when the characters were overly unlikable or unbelievable. For once, stupid crap could just added to the fun.

[@SaysMason]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[@mclub0276]

@@SaysMason mason

[@RunOut25]

I should watch it soon, it’s always looked good, I’ve just never made time for it.

[@SaysMason]

@@mclub0276 yo

[@NbNgMOD]

I love the prospect that the disembodied heads have a relation with each other outside of narrating. I kinda wanna hear them on a podcast lol

[@SpaceJunk07]

What’s the most fucked up thing someone told you: For me was when I was a cashier and I forgot how it got to this point, but this lady ranted off on all the ways her family members tragically lost their lives. It was so scary and sad and I couldn’t take listening to it all so suddenly. I even tried to get her to stop but she wouldn’t! Please don’t randomly tell people about tragic events unless they say okay or are your therapist. If there was ever a time to use the phrase ’trauma dump’ it’s that.

[@CarnivalGhoul]

The amount of times I had a random old lady tell me about her husbands death, or how he "cant perform" etc. was insane Same with the amount of creepy old men who came through my line with just condoms and lube.... Gotta love walmart though amiright?

[@bord_lemon_drop9597]

"Miss, what about the homework? Shiver me timbers 🥶

[@darkglacier9786]

1:08 my friend was trying to move a stack of 3 chairs by scooting them along the ground, which was slow and made noise so i walked over and just picked them up and put them in the right spot and he’s like “but i had it…” and my tired self just said “well it didnt look like it it” and other people around me went “dam”

[@Yuruble]

22:00 - there used to be twins at the school i work at. they were usually in different rooms, but the parents (for whatever reason) loved to dress them alike. Once you got to know them, they had widely different personalities. But for a while, it was trying to find some small difference (shorter bangs, a missing toogh...) so I could tell who was who. Bangs - one twin liked to cut their bangs with scissors every once in a while. It was an quick easy way to tell them apart, lol.

[@octoarlo]

For the twins part I was thinking- twins could just switch between being the older sibling- "Mom said its MY turn to be older" lmfao

[@ragegaming1653]

4:00 I had a teacher pass me through her class because despite my failings, I was a good student (Albeit, Chromebooks in our school was a mistake as i constantly watched anime or played games during class), but i tried REALLY hard on the final and shouldn't of succeeded, but she passed me through and i got to graduate.... I (jokingly) hate her for it, I regret so much of what I did right after school....

[@tresicatation2141]

34:04 i feel this one, my whole life ive been whats wrong with me then i got diagnosed with autism and adhd, took a huge weight off my shoulders

[@RWAsur]

We HAVE discovered life off of Earth. Few years back, scientists found a bacteria on Mars, so, that's technically life.

[@jinxsterrDispenser]

You sure? Wanna fact check that one?

[@moo8866]

wait... 42:02 if baking is girly, how come most of the time, chefs are depicted as male (in like restaurants n stuff)

[@Chloe_Raine]

I loved the smell of the degreaser we used at Wendy's. I always commented on how I wanted to drink it, or bathe in it. I miss that job ☹️

[@Lovinia1]

26:10 I thought the same thing until for some reason my view shifted when saw the unnatural way the agent landed on the roof

[@justluna8729]

My sense of smell is my greatest sense so smelling people comes naturally to me. Here’s a list of the best smelling people: -Short haired girls -Blonde boys -Tall. Anyone tall for their age smells good. -People with good hygiene (duh! pls shower, we can smell you!) -People who are good at drawing -Girls mainly, especially with their hair dyed.

[@topkek996]

Are you Biden or just a regular creep?

[@Roman_Adrian]

18:22 - "He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!" ~Demolition Man~

[@amberkat8147]

As for the "what's the manliest "unmanly" thing, I fully agree with the "whatever the bleep he wants" person. I don't think activities or skills should be gender based. If you're a guy and you like to sew, sew that sh*t! Gardening, cooking, etc., do what YOU want to do. (Unless it's highly illegal/unethical, like being a serial killer or enslaving and/or torturing people, in that case please do not do what you want to do.) If you want to make jewelry or artisanal candles, you do that! You want to grow whatever combination of useful or attractive plants on a nice trellis, you go right ahead! You want to experiment with brewing mead? That sounds awesome! You want to raise pigeons for food? That's not a typical hobby, but I can see how it might be good for a family or even just personally satisfying, so go ahead. That kind of confidence is attractive, and frankly, people with skills are more attractive than lumps who only know how to do three things: sit around, go to work, and sleep. I'm disabled, so I can't manage the go to work part, but I can do some basic sewing, make jewelry, etc. I'm a lump, but I'm not JUST a lump. Anything that keeps people from being just lumps makes them more attractive, as long as it's not evil like dogfighting or keeping people locked in their basement.

[@SephtisSizent]

The only way my parents told us apart was we both have preauricular sinuses, or "pits" above our ear. Mije is on my right and my twin's is on her left :D

[@murpledeer]

46:01 it isn’t always the same but one key detail: my eyes are stuck looking upwards at a blinding light. I can try and resist moving but they always snap back to looking at it.

[@Horses4ever-u4e]

"Where do you live?" - a random kid I encountered at the local park

[@Horses4ever-u4e]

Yeah kid creeped me out and kept asking personal questions a kid shouldn't be asking-

[@Yuruble]

16:05 - This is why I startec recording anything that seemed of value. Taking notes, pictures, videos... It's all easier right at the time & I can pull it up or deleted it as needed.

[@lee123v7]

The most uncomfortable questions you can ask is none while looking the person dead in the eye. They become uncomfortable fast

[@justluna8729]

Yes but they asked for a question

[@SaysMason]

god that Mason guy sounds so cute and hot and funny and talented

[@RunOut25]

Hmm… sounds right.

[@justluna8729]

Yeah!! (hi I love your voiceovers)

[@SaysMason]

@@justluna8729 hi!

[@jessicae1298]

I worked in customer service for a shady company shortly after I graduated high school. I dealt mostly with irate old ladies. One night a woman calls because she didn't get a nail polish or some other trivial shit, and she is acting like I personally ate the item and shat it out in her grandpappy's urn. I'm reordering it and asked her when she'd like it shipped. Her: "Yesterday." Me, over her, unsupervised, and hungry: "I apologize. The time machine in the Atlanta warehouse is down for maintenance. I can ship it tomorrow or in your next order." Her: A moment of silence, followed in a very small voice, "my next shipment is fine."

[@raindrop6942]

qa someone whos struggled with self harm since i was 6 years old the way to talk about it isnt by telling them "no!!! dont do that!!" infact it triggers a lot of people and makes them do it instead or just get even mroe fed up with everyone who hasnt struggled with it bc youre all exactly the fuckin same

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

51:12 fun fact if you downvote a post and then upvote the post than it’ll upvote it twice definitively real

[@Phoenix-np1iu]

freddi fish was one of my favorite games growing up, also putt-putt

[@Flutistno3]

Omg whoever said Dark Cloud is an amazing human being! I love you!

[@Nitro_Mayhem_]

The smell of a drag track, that mix of burnt rubber, sweet racing fuel, and nitromethane fumes all mixed together to make the best smell in earth

[@Saeryfim]

0:15 "Do you have a sister by chance?" "Yeah, they didn't want her. The condom broke." Rofl

[@WizDaPenguin]

35:05 let’s gooo I’m the avatar in Minecraft

[@josueyanes6570]

gotta love emkay

[@TRAsH_KuN511]

Yup :)

[@Yuruble]

22:05 - All the older guys in that number were the chimney sweeps from Marry Poppins!

[@aeoifjapefijl]

At red lights I tend to creep up once or twice to make more room for other drivers behind me, more efficient that way I see it.

[@Yuruble]

35:10 - Minecraft. Building, exploring, surviving, & dieing.

[@velveteenrabbit5940]

MY MOM HAD SOME OF THOSE FREAKING RAISIN THINGS AND IVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE MENTION THEM BEFORE This def makes me want to keep all my weird random little figurines for my future kids to find and wonder about

[@niles8102]

I am a dude and I worked in a restaurant. on my first week there, one of the flamboyantly gay servers legit just came up to me one day and was like "I was just wondering...are you straight" I was too stunned to speak and it made me super uncomfortable so I responded "Uh, I don't see why that's any one's business" and never talked to him again.

[@konikonitrainerwill5969]

1:03:56. Tooti Frootees. They were like starburst, fruit flavoured, square-shaped sweets that were in a purple bag instead of a yellow tube thing. They were less chewy than starburst, but they were my favourite sweet back from when I was in primary school, and the only place that used to sell them doesnt anymore and I'm so annoyed about it.

[@Yuruble]

58:90 - What people forget is that spices came to the UK, not the other way around. So "classic UK food"is like that because spices literally were not an option.

[@Jacoe413]

Not a weird smell. But one I absolutely can't explain. My grandparents house... its one of my favorite smells ever. But i cant fully explain it. I know part of it is the downy fabric softener. But its a combination of smells.

[@WinterWeirdo565]

5:07 caught me off guard. A nice chuckle.

[@RunOut25]

This is perfect for finishing up my essay.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

You can write an essay while listening to a dude talk about unrelated stuff? If I could do that, I might not have depression and I'd probably have a CS degree by now.

[@RunOut25]

It doesn’t help that much, it actually kind of distracts me, but it’s better than silence.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@RunOut25 Not exactly the answer I was expecting... So you're still able to kind of sort of focus while listening? Can you pay attention to everything Mason and Brandon are saying? Do you get frustrated if you're not totally able to pay attention to the video OR the essay? I'm genuinely asking because I'm really curious to know more. Oh! Also! Am I correct in guessing that you do not have ADHD, and you are otherwise neurotypical?

[@snakeywakey3893]

"The. Break time!"

[@RunOut25]

@Arcanine-Espeon Yes, I can mostly focus, although I do get distracted at times. For the most part, I can focus, and I don’t like getting distracted from my essay, but a break can be good at times. Oh, and I don’t have ADHD, but I am neurodivergent

[@HaloHighlightz]

19:02 who is the family and who does the evidence point to? 21:26 yeah some lights are motion activated. Not most, but some 😂 30:57 How do I train my plant to fight zombies, *yes* Loved that game 😂😂 31:01 **cries in American consumerism**

[@pineapple_of_doom4646]

4:54 Who hurt you Also, I think the idea of being Alone in the universe is far scarier. If we accidentally wipe ourselves out, we will effectively destroy the only life ever to exist. I don't want that kind of pressure :'D

[@darkstarfirestudios4500]

Ooo good point

[@WOKEchair]

"ya ready for the heist bro" to some random person on the street

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

Stop wearing your furry tail? NEVER. My daughter (future furry) loves wearing a tail, I've supplied her with many, and after being teased about it a few times both at school and in public I started wearing a tail with her when we're out sometimes. Stop policing people's self-expression.

[@Jacoe413]

Used to go to buffets alot. Honestly haven't been to one since covid. People doing absolutely vile things has become way too common.

[@JadianRadiator]

1:00:25 They wouldn't necessarily have to like them to be interested in them. For example, if they hated him and he was their favorite bullying victim.

[@falloutgamer347]

Ohh i completely forgot about space balls, ill have to watch it again one of these days. It was such a great movie last time i saw it. Thanks for reminding me about it mason

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

52:16 here's the thing Shrek 4 is literally better then Shrek 1, the only reason you don't see a ton of praise towards it is because shrek 3 ruined the series for almost everyone watching because of how bad it is so they never watched 4

[@Yuruble]

36:50 - Yup. I had one 2 years ago come September. Haven't had a 2nd.

[@justluna8729]

9:45 i wouldn’t find a new shop I’d find her a therapist or give her a hug..

[@katierobertson1682]

A portal 2 atlas gun replica. The good, least damaged ones go for about £400 as they're no longer in production. I haven't bought it yet but I plan to when I have the money and if there is still a good one for sale when I do. They sell quick but I've found there always seems to be another person selling one after the ones I was looking at have been sold. I love portal and have since it came out; I want to make a full chell costume. I'm nit super into cosplay, would be if I had the money, and don't go to cosplay conventions; but I would love to wear it every Halloween.

[@foxshapedagate]

Oh no. The last game I played was 3008 on Roblox. I'm dead 100%, there's no way I'll be able to lift any furniture to make a secure base.

[@Yuruble]

32:10 If you check prices on prime day, many times it will have the actual price. So it will say: $10, save 50% like the price was $20, but you can see it was actually like $14. So still a saving, just not what they said it was

[@brick2751]

56:12 bro just read the literal plot of the matrix and thought of sword art online 💀

[@murpledeer]

35:08 probably preparing to beat the wall of flesh with minions then fish for like 7 hours to make potions

[@fritzflitz]

My proudest wastes of money are first my PC and second my Witcher cosplay Payed about 3000 in total for Witcher Clothes, armor, swords, scabbards, Wig and makeup. Dont Regret it at all. alot of fun wearing it for conventions xD

[@amberkat8147]

I'd be in SWTOR, Pretty easy, probably. I could just hang out in a cantina or something for 5 hours. It'd be easy, I could chat and get drinks.

[@Yuruble]

19:30 - Good theory - he did it for shits & giggles & is perfectly okay. He planned it out.

[@amberkat8147]

I wouldn't take the 5 million dollar gamble, because I have cats and they need me. They're rescues and when I took them in I promised them I wouldn't abandon them, so even the 50% risk of basically suicide would be a betrayal to them.

[@zemorph42]

35:04 Try to find shelter and repair my exosuit so I can find my starship; NMS.

[@zemorph42]

49:00 I'm feeling so attacked rn. 😢

[@s0up_1223]

I love the smell of PVA glue and alcohol markers

[@guardianboreal1432]

27:53 I thought about it for a bit and Golden Sun(1&2) needs a remake and Dark Dawn needs a reboot that becomes canon instead of the orginal, kupo.

[@echognomecal6742]

54:20 I moved out of the boroughs, but a friend & I were JUST This Morning talking about me coming back for a visit...& I'm thinking I should scatter a bunch of pennies on the sidewalk around the Empire State building. Anything else I should add? Note: Nothing pricey, people, c'mon.

[@Yuruble]

56:15 - I was reading a comic series for a bit, and one of the arcs was where they had that. Their body would waste away & when they ran out of money, they would be thrown on the street with wasted away muscles & be harvested for their organs (:

[@Corosar]

35:06 God i have no idea what i would be doing. Last game i played was mushroom kingdom fusion. Reliving a teenage enjoyment

[@Past00000]

35:15 haha monki make baloon pop

[@Yuruble]

55:40 - that's cool, but at the same time if we had that technology, all actors would be outof business.

[@justluna8729]

1:04:36 fairytale Alexander Rybak, Sweater Weather the neighborhood, and uhhhhhhhhhh yea I think that’s all

[@Yuruble]

1:00:10 - I text with my thumb and middle finger. Does that count? I hold it in my left hand so use my left thumb & right middle finger.

[@sophisticatedbanana2336]

27:19 the transformers cybertron games. fall and war or cybertron were amazing and they deserve a remaster and final game.

[@murpledeer]

35:06 I’m in terraria so I guess chilling around while doing angler quest and getting summons to kill everything for me

[@britishporygon4678]

Oh… OH. I guess I’m stuck in BENDY AND THE HECCIN INK MACHINE for 24 HOURS! I’m sleeping in a little miracle station…

[@ironbundle33]

5:14 yeah someone in my class makes me feel like i'm defusing a bomb every time I talk to them. we're not freinds but they think i'm their freind.

[@muffinman_4]

if I had to remove a body part it would be my "badonkers"

[@murpledeer]

36:01 a extra large fountain drink

[@Hum4n1ty_]

For the stuck in a game prompt: I am spearing a lizard and chilling with moon

[@yesto3rrishuman]

* 30:15 “People who have been bitten but not turned yet, how does it feel?” (or at least, that’s what i’d ask), also 1:02:56, probably Stardew Valley or a zombie apocalypse game/game with vampires cuz i’m into the supernatural

[@Yuruble]

48:40 So many people use Karen to mean someone doing anything they disagree with.

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

0:03 hey,who turned out the lights?

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

Adds to it if your wearing an astronaut suit

[@Yuruble]

56:55 - ...Do they really think they invented that???

[@ZA-mb5di]

17:55 it's actually kinda cute

[@sentienttoaster6961]

DISCLAIMER: we dont regularly drink hot dog water, its a delicacy and is only drank on july 4th

[@AdiG1]

During my time in the early internet days of DeviantArt (say, 200X), I met another user who seemed slightly odd and socially inept. We spoke after I asked him about a photo he submitted of himself infront of a race-themed restaurant. He told me he was into James Bond, aaaaand unashamedly told me he had a tickle fetish. I should have seen it coming because it was basically his username

[@ellouisejohnson1277]

for the game that should be revived i think they should revive lost odesy its so good i have memories of my mum and brother playing it on the x box 360 and i also think fabel should aswell

[@zarekarstudio]

asdfghjkl FREDDI FISH my beloved

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Not me, but I'm glad that Brutalmoose and PBG introduced me to it in high school.

[@knottyeti]

Does the Nigerian guy not realise that fries are a Belgian invention?

[@Thatsafunnywoman]

What's the Most uncomfortable question you can ask someone: "so uh, how far apart are your ovulations?"

[@P0txt9]

21:22 my dad does that

[@T1.180]

16:10 you know who said that SHE DID!

[@ZA-mb5di]

27:20 Divinity or Dragon's Dogma

[@BrokenHedgehog]

@9:23 Some guy at an anime convention butt in and went into detail about him being a furry who was into cub less than ten minutes into otherwise normal smalltalk between a group of us just bantering with each other. Needless to say, we ditched his ass. Fucking sicko...