What's The Pettiest Reason You Would Never Date Someone Over?

[@introvert211]

Going back to story 1: people who say "supposably" instead of "supposedly"

[@vickielawson3114]

YES!!

[@matthewbarabas3052]

id be fine with it. mostly because its the same word said differently.

[@sweetatounicorn3065]

I have a higher up at my job who says flustrated. Boy am I glad they aren't my direct report!!

[@autisticwitch7581]

I hate people that waste food. It is my number one pet peeve. And about the snapping thing, it's actually more painful to my ears. Clapping is loud, but snapping is a very sharp sound that's a lot harder to tune out.

[@rubyy.7374]

As somebody who’s autistic (I say this because the narrator mentioned it), I’ll take clapping over snapping any day. It’s so uncomfortably piercing. Also you can just… Clap quietly. Can’t exactly do the same with snapping.

[@Yarnza]

Omg I dated one once. We went to the movies and the guy spent like $30 on nachos and a big popcorn. He didn’t share any of it and chucked both out at the end. Both went in the trash hardly touched. Popcorn was still at the top of the bag

[@miniman649]

personally I woudn't mind snapping instead of clapping, but I don't have sensory problems either. But the 'snapping to everything she agrees with'? Fuck that. That is just weird as hell. No one claps to everything they hear they happen to agree with, so why would she snap her fingers? Makes literally no sense is just frustrating to live with.

[@adamb89]

For me it's basically meat. Or I know "meat" and "fish" are often considered separate but they're the same here. Vegetables and grains, ehh I mean I don't LIKE wasting those but I won't hesitate to buy a loaf of bread knowing I might not use it all up before it goes bad. Meat, I tend to be pretty careful of. Split my ground beef into half pound packs and freeze it. The odds of me being unable to use up a half pound of raw ground beef are slim to none.

[@IIMiikexDII]

I don't have anything against people who snap, though I find it weird unless its a sensatory thing. However if someone was snapping in the middle of a conversation because they liked something, I would be fighting with myself to not sock them lol

[@MrTStat]

"Something to do with scorpions and aquariums" killed me lol

[@Placker8102]

I refused to date a girl that was super cool and had a great personality bc she looked identical to my sister. She wasn't happy about it

[@autisticwitch7581]

I'd be concerned if you did date her. That's dangerously close to some Alabama stuff and possibly a sign of something.

[@matthewbarabas3052]

thats impossible. a complete stranger looks identical to your sister? maybe it *was* your sister.

[@autisticwitch7581]

​@@matthewbarabas3052 it's not impossible, just has a very low statistical chance of happening. Girly simply has a similar enough genetic code to dude's sister to look like her.

[@franko8572]

Giggity.

[@demonvictim]

​@@matthewbarabas3052 look at sororities with everyone being 99% alike

[@emilytaege]

I totally got your “littering and?” Reference. Super troopers is one of the funniest damn movies of all time.

[@jamesimmel3139]

for me, bragging about going crazy about/ their crazy actions following past breakups/relationships

[@LunaP1]

*exs Yeah, it's a major red flag when a person talks about their exs or people they never got to actually date. They try to paint themselves as a victim while villainizing someone their new date never met or knew. It has the opposite effect and just makes them look pathetic and immature (despite any age).

[@kristenastrup5629]

When he doesn’t let me spider walk on his ceiling at 3am 😤

[@mistermxyzptlk7183]

Honestly, if you could do that I’d think that’s cool

[@xbamfo8199]

Well that sounds like it'd be hard to sleep through. Could you do it in the living room?

[@Critter68]

Shit, I'd marry someone who could do that.

[@rolandhansen812]

The woman I dated would order for me at restaurants. Not like she decided what I could eat. We would sit down and while perusing the menu she would casually ask what I'm going to get. When the waiter came to take our order, like a gentleman, I would let her order first. Then she would tell him what I am going to get. "I'll have the chicken picada and he will have the meatloaf". It drove me nuts. After it happened a few times, I told her I didn't like it. She continued to do it. We didn't last much longer.

[@Vanilla_Neko]

To be fair to the wing lady it sounds like she just wasn't really enjoying those wings and if she wasn't enjoying them I can understand her not wanting them to go but also not finding it worthwhile to complain when she's supposed to be focused on the date

[@IIMiikexDII]

I'm more confused about the dude. He says he's the one who paid, I would have taken those wings for a snack later lol.

[@Silverlarkspur87]

17:18 That laugh sounded more like Spongebob Squarepants.

[@RedK5]

Wow, imagine if Clark Kent stopped dating Lois Lane because she couldn’t spell

[@smile182blink]

lol the Parks & Rec joke

[@Oddballkane]

Smoking 🚭 Drinking to excess Drugs No thank you

[@airsofter9266]

Could never date a girl with the same first name as my last name, in case we ever married

[@cupidshuffles8498]

You can literally change your last name when you get married that’s a stupid reason

[@Valerius123]

@@cupidshuffles8498 Hahaha... no... some males may change their last names but no men change their last names.

[@rolandhansen812]

My last name is Hansen. I once dated a woman with the last name of Whitman. I graduated from Whitman-Hanson high school. I often joked that if we got married and hyphenated our last name we would have to move out of town. I can't imagine the bullying Little Bobby Whitman-Hansen would have to go through in school.

[@Jahito_EBT]

@@Valerius123*shut*

[@corneliusgegan6773]

When she said "Meet the Spartans" looked like a good movie

[@rolandhansen812]

Story 24 - I LOVED the Chuck reference in your comments. I got it immediately. Captain Awesome to Morgan. My favorite show until the final season. They screwed it up in season 5.

[@slashdastone5823]

A lack of humor

[@dvg7093]

You didn't say first...... i like that

[@tedcoop4392]

The prompt said "petty," not "crucial"

[@AdiG1]

Is this a lack of humour in general, or a lack in a sense of humour, like s/he doesn't get the comedians you enjoy? Don't forget that comedy is subjective, but if she's devoid of all humour, she may need help

[@dannysilva3210]

Ya 😂

[@brag0001]

How is that petty?

[@valeriehamilton6186]

I agree with some of these things please don’t step on bugs that are not bothering you

[@altheneryttv5825]

Just stepped on 4 while thiking of you ❤

[@rinpaisys]

If I can see or hear it, it’s bothering me to the point of near panic attack and I will not be able to function as long as it lives. Yes I am in therapy, have been most of my life. No, my intense phobia of ALL bugs even butterflies has not decreases in the slightest. Almost every anxiety I have has substantially improved over my time in therapy, but not bugs. Edit: this only applies indoors tho, if I am outside, I am in their house and them attacking me is fair.

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

I have a traumatic past with ladybugs, so no.

[@M_IAWIA]

First story reminds me of my ex, an englishman, who had worse knowlege of the language than me, who does not live in an english speaking country. Having to explain to him "would of" was wrong and that yes "the more the merrier" was a real expression was seriously weirding me out. Didn't break up with him, and he ended up cheating. Lesson learned.

[@chrissymoss514]

Ok, I subbed after the "lettuce" joke 😂 Personally, dirty fingernails and/or teeth - if you can't be diligent about your hygiene, then just keep walking 😫😫

[@ninomitchell2039]

I used to date 2 girls named Hannah. One spelt Hanna the other Hannah. Hannah broke up with me because i "said hanna's name." I asked how she knew, "You said it shorter"

[@DragoSonicMile]

I was under the impression that when a person snaps, they're upset and that I should leave the room until they calm down. I'm not against snapping. I just recognize danger and try to avoid it.

[@monicabender3943]

omfg the "pick up your feet" I feel that so viscerally.

[@KingSpikey]

These things aren't petty, they may be relatively minor but when they happen constantly, they quickly become hard to ignore.

[@adinkottwitz-3106]

I wanna see how that one’s dudes ex “texted like this” 🤣

[@AnonOmis1000]

"Confidence and happiness are the biggest factors in attractiveness" Well im screwed lol

[@rubyy.7374]

If they usually wear sandals. All the weirdest people I’ve met have worn sandals so it just puts a bad taste in my mouth.

[@kraanz]

During summer, I don't wear any footwear at all. Lots of people absolutely hate it =D

[@e17simon]

Re Story 36, I can’t believe he did that “Right in front of her Salad” sniggers

[@CharlesGriswold]

There's no reason to hate dinosaurs. They just want our acceptance and love.

[@assassintwinat8]

I like to think this is legitimate, but she didn't brush her teeth. Like there was visible plaque on her teeth, and her breath smelled. I don't think she really did much to wash _down there,_ either. I got a whiff once, and it was... pungent. Thing was, she showered regularly.

[@kraanz]

"She believed in Santa Claus, went to Sweden and cried when she met him." The Santa Claus village is in Lappland, Finland, though.

[@sandeesandwich2180]

"Knotice" would drive me knuts as well.

[@kraanz]

I now, right?

[@Todd_Swank]

I tried to date an absolute gorgeous woman, but finding out she had a troublesome ex and twins with development issues, I really didnt want to tempt fate. Im surprised no one said "she had a penis".

[@Todd_Swank]

My first wife I should have dumped when she asked me if "The Postman" movie was based on a true story. Should have dumped my 2nd wife when I went to her house as saw the absolute trashy condition the home was in. Roaches everywhere.

[@SaturdaySportsman]

I, too, would draw the like at eating all of my corn dogs.

[@Yarnza]

First date with a guy and he ate before we got dinner. He ate like half of his dinner that I paid for and asked if he wanted to take it to go, should be fine in the car it’s winter. Didn’t blame him for not. But then at the movies he paid for our tickets plus nachos and an xl popcorn. He proceeded to have both on this other side in the chair, never offered to share, didn’t touch the nachos and maybe a handful or two of the popcorn, and chucked both out as we left. I can not date a food waster. Gets better because I drove a Prius he tried to convince me the B button was an engine break and would make me go faster…… an engine BREAK would make it go FASTER……… I told him no it puts more of a charge to the battery when I want to slow down using it aaand the jackass proceeded to click me into B gear while we were going 50mph down the road. Immediately put it back in drive and never spoke to him again

[@brendagomez8656]

The first person did dodge a bullet, some people care about how educated a person is and what they read or how they write is a good way to measure that.

[@lh8686]

When someone snaps at me I would feel as if someone is judgemental on me! Fear!

[@AdiG1]

If she calls herself a princess or a queen with no sense of joking about it. It feels like a massive red flag, especially since a girl I once met online called herself "Princess" Marina and would do the following; -Use her mother's death as a means of attention -Emotionally manipulate the men she knew had an interest in her -Accuse me of cheating when I told her that the other users on Habbo Hotel were overly flirtatious and it made me uncomfortable -Send her online friends (minions) after you if you say even the most minutely negative thing about her or her shitty Kingdom Hearts fanfic that she's been writing since she was 16, Anime Hearts (it's as bad and as poorly written as you can imagine)

[@Athlynne]

Am on spectrum myself, and IMO, the snapping thing is weird and annoying. Also, if you have auditory sensitivity (which I do, I somewhat shut down during alarms) and you're snapping while a big crowd around you claps, like at a concert, it's not like your snapping cancels out the applause around you.

[@dzas_cave]

If she doesn't like any nerdy thing

[@BrotherMag]

That's so hard to find. Especially nerdy Christian women. They don't even exist😂😂😂

[@samanthawatkinson9925]

A man with long nails. If they are so unaware of personal grooming I can't do it. It actually makes me shudder, especially if they are dirty nails, and it usually is!

[@MayHugger]

So when you say long nail, do you mean slightly over the finger or like basically weapons?

[@miniman649]

feel the same way about women. I'm sorry, but if your fingers look like the Witch from L4D, then it isn't gonna work. No, I don't care of they are extensions, you still chose to wear those hideous slasher-movie decorations.

[@Critter68]

IDK, I'm kind of on board with dumping people who constantly misspell words or can't use proper grammar. It makes me question their intelligence and i would prefer to be with someone more intelligent than myself.

[@aubreyyoung4610]

Chewing with your mouth open. The self-unawareness is something I've never been able to handle or correct. Luckily my wife hates open mouth chewers as well.

[@IIMiikexDII]

So about the pokemon one. I'm 31 and it would be grounds for divorce if my wife ever deleted my pokemon save file. You don't ever touch a man's pokemon.

[@Chantal_P-v4x]

Spitting! Okay sure, once in a very small while there could be a legitimate need to do this. And fine, whatever. But guys that spit constantly, all over the sidewalk anytime he's outdoors... I just know I couldn't deal with it. I try hard not to judge... I really do. But this... this is disgusting.

[@IIMiikexDII]

That's not petty lol. Spitting is just gross unless there's a real reason to do it (like a fly flew in your mouth or something). I'm a former smoker so I used to spit A LOT and after I quit smoking years ago, I realized just how gross it is.

[@kraanz]

I'm fine with spitting because I'm a smoker myself. But I flip out if my friends spit RIGHT WHERE THEY STAND. At least do us all a favour and spit towards the grass? I like to walk barefoot in summers, stop being a dick, mate.

[@MsAngelique]

If they smoke.

[@Chaos_God_of_Fate]

So many People that can't take bad spelling. To me, the obsession with texting in the first place so that you even find these quirks in the first place is grounds for never dating someone.

[@johnf.kennedy7683]

Stomping while you walk. Like why tf are you shaking the whole room when you weigh 115 pounds??

[@YayPancakess]

Furiously pressing subscribe at 19:05 and onward

[@radfarlander]

Seriously? The narrator looks down on people who don't want to date someone who doesn't even try to spell words correctly. "Alphet" for "outfit" is a good try for a second grader who is learning to read, not a teen or an adult. I believe most people in the world value a better level of education than that, including many that can't have it for whatever reason.

[@rolandhansen812]

Heed hate the weigh eye tecks with my sister

[@ouroborousking8644]

Story 36 if I wasn't already subscribed I would be now mister lettuce nibbler 😘

[@CaseDiagram1]

Game??

[@rachelmoore1974]

Yeah, I can't deal with anyone who chews with their mouth open, smacks their food, or makes that dreadful "smacking" sound while kissing. It's like fingernails down a chalkboard. I also can't deal with people who don't know how to spell. Especially if they don't know the difference between they're, their and there. And you're and your.

[@MesserMusic]

Kissing is gross imo

[@matthewbarabas3052]

yeah good luck with that.

[@Todd_Swank]

Theres only one time that making noises with something in their mouth is acceptable.

[@adamb89]

Hmmm so that instagram food chick, probably is what she appears to be, although there IS another possibility. You know how menus and stuff will have specially created show items, specifically for advertising purposes? Where the milk in the cereal isn't actually milk, it's Elmer's school glue. That sort of thing. If this person really were a successful influencer it's possible they may have had a deal with the restaurant where they would talk about their meal, but then present a photograph of a specially prepared one that would've been otherwise inedible. Just like those cooking shows Iron Chef or whatever, when they record the judges sampling the food, that's stage food. That stuff is cold and has been sitting out for who knows how long. They already ate the actual meal long before, off camera, and took their time making up their minds. Then they just go on camera for show. Probably not the case, but I would be interested to at least see if that question were asked.

[@rebeccamarshall2872]

Cough *scorpio men* cough P.s. sorry scorpio

[@georgemarinakos8488]

Never mess with a my Pokemon.

[@TaraWert1]

Finding Will Farrell funny.

[@YukikoEx]

I broke up with my ex cos he asked me 1 too many times if I actually loved him

[@connielilly1199]

Story 1 : could be talk to text issue

[@vickielawson3114]

Crappy grammar. Like, how this video title ends with a completely unnecessary preposition. There’s no reason “over” should be there.

[@RickySpanish100]

Being a gemini

[@xbamfo8199]

When it comes to the gaming one and casuals vs hardcore, I don't have a problem with casual gamers for the most part. However, a lot of 'casuals' are unwilling to accept games being harder, and try to demand every game caters to them. For the most part, they get their way, and challenge and complexity is removed from most games. Outside of a higher 'difficulty' mode which just makes the bad guys super spongey and take 30 million bullets to die. Games like Dark Souls and Elden Ring that are designed to be challenging are extremely rare. Games like Vampire the Masquerade that treats the player like they have a functioning brain are extremely rare. Almost everything is dumbed down and hand-holdy because the casuals need it that way. I would be fine with it if their tastes were supported through 'some' of the games that came out instead of nearly all of them.

[@dakotasan8719]

Does “a high bodycount” count as petty?

[@vickielawson3114]

No.

[@Todd_Swank]

No, why do you want to tempt diseases?

[@MayHugger]

Yes. Not their fault if people reveal some nasty red flags afterwards, and some people are just really unlucky with relationships. Judging someone over other people they’ve been with is very pretty.

[@miniman649]

@@MayHugger really depends. A person that had a ton of relationships over a short period of time... well clearly there is a reason why they don't last that long, and quite frankly, if everyone you date is supposedly the bad person, then maybe the common link is you. "“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”" As for casual hook-ups, some people are just against that and there is nothing petty about that.

[@IIMiikexDII]

@@MayHugger If the count goes high enough it's a sign that THEY are the red flag in those relationships; And let's be real here, people with a high count are generally not getting that count in relationships. It's a sign they're engaging in risky behavior, and in worst case scenarios, could bring in a lot of diseases.

[@CharlesGriswold]

"Theyr'r're" 😏

[@Ghostladyyy]

If someone wants to be petty about dating me I would completely understand If it’s the fact that I I sometimes can’t spell and yes English is my first language or the times my brain forgets how to read all so understandable if someone doesn’t want to date me because my phobiaya is lopsters as in I can’t touch one let alone eat one makes my skin crawl spider snakes dead body’s don’t scar me 😂 but lopsters

[@kristenbehnke]

Food allergies

[@PaulaCollins-pz5rd]

hi name was paul

[@KrazyKatLady9393]

Op in story one, the spelling could have been because of voice to text... My husband can't spell to save his life, but it's not an indication of intelligence. Some of us are just better are one topic over the other.

[@Bormannator]

For me it's either if they have really curly hair or a double first name like Jessie Lee.

[@pfam999]

So silencing the audio to censor yourself. Just use a different word.

[@goldhunter1494]

Bro always reposting, why do you have so many channels just to repost old content dude.

[@TTCS]

You are wrong on story 1. End of line dilinger.

[@calcustom5026]

I was seeing a girl with a double first name. Think Mary-Kate, but it was a very uncommon combo of very common first names that were each four syllables. She hated to be called by nicknames, or only one of her first names, which new people always did because her name was just so long. It must only be both first names, all 8 syllables. I told her I knew so many people with her first first name and that I was worried I would accidentally only say the first half. She got very mad about that. If she told you once, accidentally doing it again was unacceptable. I get wanting to be called the name you identify with, but not giving people time to get used to a very unique name type was too odd for me. I saw her blow up at someone over it after just meeting them, and that made me nope out.

[@aubreyyoung4610]

Hold on - was one of the names "Annabella" by any chance?

[@LunaP1]

The Pokémon save file one is not only break up worthy, I'd sue them for all the time and effort I got robbed of because of their actions. That's time no one can get back. Almost forgot. People who wear their pants hanging. I don't want to see someone's tidy whities. I'll be friends, but never date.

[@epikree4204]

Got broken up with last night cuz she wasnt sure she could handle it anymore (we dated for a week💀) she asked me out first btw saying that she was ready

[@matthewbarabas3052]

alphet? eh, id take it. the way english evolves, that could be a legitimate word for outfit in a few centuries.

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

Race related.

[@MesserMusic]

Yikes

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

@@MesserMusic Just being honest

[@Spgzay]

​@@goodbyeseeyalater big yikes

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

@@Spgzay Just be honest

[@vickielawson3114]

That’s not petty. If you aren’t attracted to a certain race, why force it? It’s natural to find some characteristics appealing and some unappealing.

[@delilahevil5089]

Alphet? Too stupid, I couldn't.

[@Bormannator]

For me it's either if they have really curly hair or a double first name like Jessie Lee.