What's the point of the Nissan Juke?

[@darieirad]

I’ve never heard anyone roast a car this much in one sitting

[@e_lifeuk7916]

if it was up to me Nissan and Toyota would be long gone by now! hate all the designs all the interiors and superb reliability is long gone too.

[@ianoconnell8678]

Not the only person who roasted this car in one sitting either Richard Hammond done the same

[@christopherrichardson5652]

😂😂😂 its not poorly built ive pulled /stripped most of the interior of a duke with my bare fingers 😂 very well built

[@mylesmooney7505]

But it’s true, it’s in bits .... I will go down as an ugly car of all time

[@superthierry1]

@@e_lifeuk7916you may not like the designs but it's hassle free motoring and they don't collaborate with the Europeans with exception of the latest Supra.(no comment there) 🤐Honda Lexus and Toyota are the top three performing brands in terms of reliability and customer satisfaction. Nissan is essentially a Renault so there's a lot of French electrical baggage that's comes with it. If you want a real Nissan buy one from the 90's K11 Micra, skylines, Pulsar GtiR, 200 zx/Silvia 300 Zx/Fairlady or even the current Nissan GtiR which is made in Japan. 🇯🇵🗾😎😁

[@paulparoma]

I think the Juke is very much indicative of the times we are living in: Ugliness is lauded, being aggressive is a must, and elegance is an obsolete concept. This is why this car is so popular. My neighbor loves hers and is on a 3rd one by now. To me, it's simply an aberration. Not to be outdone, Toyota decided to come out with the CH-R, another beauty.

[@rhone81]

Who on earth buys three of anything, let alone cars?!

[@paulparoma]

@@rhone81 She didn't buy three at once.

[@comments7335]

You say it as it is. This is what I like about you. No bullshit or twisting around facts. Respect!

[@Therollingpanda]

“The little diamond of doom, the hallmark of quality” 😂😂😂

[@drewcyprus3714]

Lol

[@darwenrover8910]

Sounds very HubNut with that description when he uses the windscreen wipers.

[@Aruneh]

Jaden, Braden and Okayden. That’s the best thing I’ve heard this year. :D

[@MrUPSman]

This is the funniest review you've made. Absolutely hilarious. You got me cracked up at Jayden, Hayden and Okayden

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha Cheers

[@JB-jn8yq]

I’m loving this waspish social satire. Keep it coming!

[@HighPeakAutos]

KeSean Woods sorry!

[@dansimmons21]

@KeSean Woods Do you have orange skin and kids named Jaden, Braden and Ocaden by any chance? ;P

[@norsegolf76]

Yes, and then Mycock Lane on the GPS screen. Excellent!!!

[@markviggers8385]

For clarity... You're not a fan of the Juke right? 😂

[@chello70]

😂

[@MatchboxGarage]

My wife loved her Juke 🥰 I am glad it got stolen 😂

[@OneFatStatue]

I feel sorry for the theif!

[@visionist7]

Thief must have been blind

[@alext1452]

Don't try get it back

[@mohabeats4674]

Let's hope the police find the thief so you can thank them personally 😂

[@Atombender]

Wo the hell wold steal this monstrosity?

[@chrisaherne6284]

The Juke has been the subject of seven recalls, with potential faults ranging from possible fuel leaks to oxygen sensor problems, so it's worth speaking to a Nissan dealer to check that any car you're interested in buying has had the necessary work carried out.

[@richardcrossley5581]

The G-metre is for seeing how far the projectile vomiting goes.

[@usandutz]

You know what I personally like about your style of reviewing cars? It's the fact that you're not full of yourself like 99% of car vloggers. Don't ever change, Matt!

[@davideselvi3906]

Good point man!! That's why I've just unsubscribed from Carwow!! Too many subscribers! Much respect to you and Matthew Goodwin from HPA! Underrated channel! The philosopher of cars

[@mattvjestica4360]

And despite all that I imagine this car will sell in no time 😂😂😂

[@HighPeakAutos]

They always do

[@tompage6421]

By far, the best and most honest juke review I've ever seen.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Cheers

[@HighPeakAutos]

George McQueen just because you disagree or you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right. It’s my opinion. If that differs from yours, fine. We are all allowed one.

[@azteka6103]

@@HighPeakAutos Wonder if you can do, if time allows you, a mazda 3 hatch(2015) 2.2d auto review.

[@garymcquade4276]

This design was very clever of Nissan if its involved in a crash it looks exactly the same after as it did before... Brilliant! 👌

[@chrish5794]

I have watched and enjoyed all your reviews and agreed so keep up thee good work, but I have to disagree with a lot of this review. Having owned a Juke while living in Canada which was an AWD version with 186 HP I can say that it was absolutely brilliant in snow conditions, the three position select-able switch for Front wheel only, On Demand and all time AWD facility was excellent, also in dry weather the 186 HP engine was no slouch either. I do think you are correct about the front styling but the side and rear views I think are not bad at all, there are a lot worse looking vehicles out there, it would appear that with over one million sales the styling seems to appeal to a lot of people, I think that maybe people are missing the point, the styling was meant to be something fresh and different? We did find it to be a practical, totally reliable vehicle Also perhaps we should give Nissan some credit for designing something a little different to the numerous bland vehicles out there ??

[@NGC1433]

With twice the horsepower and actual AWD - it is not even nearly the car Matt has reviewed here. Also, how's your orange Okayden doing?

[@lawrenceholden5716]

Think you might have this in stock for a while after this review ! Sometimes cars that have radical styling are popular because so many cars are boringly similar, suvs are generally big ugly things hard to distinguish one from another and after the original mk 1, I'm convinced the Golf design team just have a meeting to decide what enlargement setting to put on the photocopier when they want a new model. Another great honest review.

[@IntrovertAbroad]

Another great video, and not just because I agree completely 😂 Dude, you're getting even better at presenting with each video. It's clear the effort you put in to script, ad-lib and presentation, but the secret sauce is that you (unlike 99% of KZbinrs) are likeable and have a personality. Credit where credit is due, nicely done, keep up the good work 😁

[@HighPeakAutos]

I appreciate that!

[@JIMMYHIBBS1]

Even Honest John's not that honest 😂

[@HighPeakAutos]

Brutally Honest John

[@mkimask]

Well the styling and the size of the juke are it's major selling points - the juke basically started the super compact crossover segment, and most other manufacturers after that tried to make their own juke (and I believe none had the same success) - lifted super compact crossover with untrivial looks - C3 aircross, 2008, ecosport, captur, kona, stonic, mokka, 500x etc.

[@rockydee7499]

Toyota C-HR succeeded. Though the CHR has more super car look the juke still is more fun to set up specially lifting and bigger tires that juke will look like a hotwheel beast

[@coloroftheworld9657]

Each to his own. I love my Juke, its funky, perfect for a single woman with no kids. I will never be seen driving a boring Honda CR-V.

[@AJGamingVariety]

The juke is TERRIBLE

[@Mr.Gundam7]

@@AJGamingVariety for you it is but for us is not. I bet you haven't even drove one. Nissan could beat any ordinary car without a turbo. The juke has a turbo i bet your car doesn't even have a 1.6 turbo smh lol

[@TheLovelyDragos]

I believe your comment is better than this review.

[@stuartlloyd2861]

Even the Juke's mother would struggle to love it !

[@timbotha4422]

The jukes mother should have swallowed

[@thehijackster]

I call it the Nissan Pumbaa after the warthog in the Lion King

[@Alexander_l322]

Mitchell Campion pumbas backside

[@chrisirving7]

Stop sitting on the fence,say it how it is! One of your best,had I giggle, keep them coming. Cheers.

[@beeswax888]

Jaden & Okayden’s mam has already given you a thumbs down! 💀😅

[@richleighton4165]

Great review. From talking with friends that are not "car people", they seem to automatically equate SUV with "loads of room". It doesn't seem to matter how much you tell them that is not the case, that idea is so deeply ingrained that they refuse to believe otherwise.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thats right

[@shrekreviewsthings]

I'm 6'10" and I find it nice and comfortable. My arms fit on the window ledge and it is one of the most comfortable cars I've had (and I've had a few, plus drove hundreds as an ex vehicle collector). I'm limited by my height what cars I can drive and this is perfect for me. High Peak Autos might hate it. My 1.6 DiG-T does the job I need it to do. A cars a car. My work vehicle these days is a 15 metre, 12 litre, turbo diesel, 57 seater Triaxle🤣

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha good stuff!

[@laurencebushby713]

god knows what you were driving b4

[@pdtech4524]

I admire your straight to the point honesty when reviewing cars and have to agree the Duke is one real oddball, I've never seen the appeal to be fair? I like your sales technique, most car dealers would be singing it's praises and telling us how wonderful they are and how enriched our lives would be having a Duke in the family!😁 Reminds me about an Alfa Romeo I rang up about, the seller spent around half an hour explaining how I really didn't want to be buying his car, how bad it was, how unreliable it was, how expensive the parts were, how much grief the electronics had given him, how many times it had let him down......I couldn't believe how determined he was that I didn't end up with his money pit of a car!! What a top bloke, still never worked out why he was trying to sell it though? 😁👍😎

[@kingneptune8937]

This is why we watch your reviews, honest factual and very informative. Thank you for one of the best car reviews my wife and I have ever seen, my wife has always hated them and every time you made a point about the juke my partner kept saying "see I told you so" . Top craic👍

[@HighPeakAutos]

I appreciate that!

[@mattmilford]

Really don’t like SUVs, Estate car any day.

[@saturndesigns2339]

Totally agree, sadly in America I have to look at things like this all day....

[@richardcrossley5581]

Same here, I'd rather a decent estate car over a minivan or SUV, cheaper to run and carries more without needing a trailer. Small SUVs are just small cars on stilts.

[@iainmclaughlan1557]

I love my 1999 Nissan Primera.

[@yashiroku]

@@richardcrossley5581 there is a difference between a CUV and SUV. Main difference is a crossover is pretty much just a up-right sitting hatchback...Yes the Juke is a hatchback not a SUV like the Rogue.... I have a Juke Nismo RS and the difference is more clear.... LOL

[@richardcrossley5581]

@@yashiroku You are of course correct. I am incorrectly lumping these small crossover type vehicles with full side SUVs such as the Toyota Landcruiser & Nissan Patrol I would welcome your thoughts on your Nissan Juke, it sounds a little different to the one in the video.

[@JohnSmith-kz4co]

I’ve got a 2016 Juke and I love it! Black gloss paint and black alloy wheels, scrubs up well I don’t mind the look at all, lots of features, leather seats easy to keep clean for the kids, nice driving position, feels chunky and safe, heated front seats, sat nav, 4 wheel drive option, lovely to drive on country roads and in the snow. Fits my older kids in fine, boot is small for shopping with a full spare tyre in, but seats easily fold down for a full big space & I have a big roof box for camping. I love mine.

[@92lassie54]

"watching daytime TV on their BRIGHT HOUSE plasma" hahaha..... loving the humour in your videos mate

[@saddoncarrs6963]

Excellent review - absolutely 100% nailed it. There should be a law preventing car manufacturers selling cars as downright ugly as the juke.

[@nigelseaward8990]

Had a smile on my face as soon as I started playing this, you didn't disapoint me. Now I've got tears in my eyes. Brilliant lol

[@greymark420]

There is no point driving a bug. : Oh mate you creased me up , with the young mother gag. :)))

[@robp8218]

As soon as I seen the title I knew this would be a good one, you didn't disappoint. They really are hateful, hateful cars.

[@SomeRandomEnglishGuy]

Jayden, Rayden and Okayden have three different babydads and the one conceived infront of the Brighthouse TV will be babydad number four, her second mixed race child. All the paint behind her door handle has scratched away because of her extended nails and the car reeks of wet Staffy.

[@user-uk5qk1zo4k]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@libormarek7595]

i bought facelifted yellow one 6 years ago, i didnt understand a lot about cars but i absolutelly loved the way it looked, it was just a fashion thing for me.. and i im 32yo straight man

[@GeekyGumbots]

I love this

[@TheVedabuss]

I only know one Juke owner, and she's a single mum.

[@henrynicklin1345]

I only know one, and she is an old woman

[@getouttamyrowboat5658]

I know one ex owner and she's a smooth brain who only bought it because it was advertised so much. Probably the same reason she now owns an entry level ford puma.

[@tomchloe3208]

Brilliant review, everything i think about it in 8:20.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Cheers

[@andyb190]

Haha, been waiting for this for ages. I really don't like them but knew you would have to explain why.

[@carlos84000]

I absolutely loved our juke. We had ours from new and I liked the fact that you could see the headlights bulging up. It was great in sport mode and Good on fuel. It served our family for 3 trouble free years. Thumbs up from me 👍🏻

[@pb6198]

Sport mode hahahahahahahahahaha. Itd shit itself if you actually tried to drive it like a sports car

[@carlos84000]

Paul Bartley nothing handles like a nhs lease car in sport mode 🤣

[@Mr.Gundam7]

@@pb6198 does your car has turbo?

[@tanzlidangerfield5829]

3 years thats it?

[@LooseJuice96]

You have made a terrible mistake :)

[@CrazyPanda688]

There’s another type of owner you’re missing that I’ve witnessed over the years The overly aggressive middle aged male in his 30’s who is fed up of his life, and who’s wife wears the trousers in the relationship, so he buys a big silly car as the only way of feeling somewhat good about himself when he’s out of the house, and then proceeds to take his anger out on every single other road user on the road. He doesn’t use indicators and will try and get one car ahead of you aggressively in traffic that’s tailing back a mile down the road

[@shaeldagah]

My mom bought one and i can't stop berating her about it.... It's been 9 years.

[@jeffrey1261]

😆😆😆

[@glideman]

The front lights look like someone sat on their hemorroids.

[@CharlieBrown-uv6uw]

The Juke of Argyll's...lol

[@greymark420]

:)))

[@tomstorey8559]

They are much better than most generic headlights, why would you want a car that just looks like all the same

[@glideman]

@@tomstorey8559 Resale value & taste ;-)

[@Nigel_Pugh]

So are you saying we should get one then? 🤣😂

[@ollysimpson1490]

I was already laughing about previous comments like Steve merchants face and designed by Josef fritzel then Mycock lane popped up! Yes I’m very childish 👍

[@HighPeakAutos]

Hahaha

[@TheRj1986]

That Fritzl joke was cold blooded, but funny as hell..

[@bernard.8355]

Classic stuff!

[@HighPeakAutos]

George McQueen why are you offended by that?

[@liamkilroy9478]

Only just caught this episode now, absolutely brilliant!!! 2nd kind of owner roast got me in stitches "young mother who is usually orange in colour and with a mouth like daffy duck" 😂😂😂

[@nigelwest3430]

My wife bought a Juke 6 years ago (1.5 Diesel) I thought she had lost her mind because she previously had a 3 litre 1 series convertible............After a year I got desensitised to it's looks .............. I now own a Nissan Juke Nismo RS, I bought it new and i fucking love it..............Not many people realise there is a fast Juke and it's so much fun to blow them into the weeds....................It's now coming up to 5 years old and I have no intention of changing it for anything else, but I will be changing it :-) Free flow exhaust, Induction kit maybe a re-map

[@alext1452]

I would like to express my opinion and tell you dear friend, Go ahead and throw that rubbish where it belongs. For recycle and we can get better car from that metal ♻️😊

[@nigelwest3430]

@@alext1452 if you are talking to me "dear friend" have you ever driven a Juke Nismo RS? If not "dear friend" can I suggest you try one before you make a judgement.

[@alext1452]

@@nigelwest3430 I don't care how fast this car is, it looks like retarted frog. That's more than enough to not want to even get close to that car. DEAR FRIEND 😉

[@nigelwest3430]

@@alext1452 I see you have 23 subscribers, People on youtube obviously value your opinion about as much as i do

[@alext1452]

@@nigelwest3430 I value your opinion as well and also respect it. Have a nice day 🙏😊

[@JonathanDerrett]

This is one of your best reviews yet... I was in stitches when you were describing the people that buy these 😆😆👍🏼

[@PaddyStubbs70]

One of the best and funniest car reviews I've seen, Matt. I've loathed the styling (if using the word styling here isn't a contradiction in terms) of the Juke since the first time I saw it in the metal. Thankfully, I've never had to drive a Juke, but I was once a passenger in the back of one and I'm still receiving counselling for the experience.👍😎

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha thanks for watching :)

[@christop997]

OMG! Always thought the styling was marmite ie you hate or someone liked. Glad I watched this and now running for the hills!!

[@b5442]

This is hilarious! absolutely nailed it. I had to hire one of these, and the second day I took it back and said " I just can't" They said "We understand." I got a Fiat 500. and the sun came out. Here's cheers.

[@eddbox7462]

Cracked me up! People are so obsessed with having an SUV/ crossover these days, rather than a hatchback, and I think alot of people buy these because they're more affordable than others. Even though it's effectively just a lifted (and worse) hatchback. I'm curious as to what you say to people when they're interested in buying one from you though haha!

[@jamesdavison8721]

I have a Juke. Is my first car and I bloody love it. The lights mean you can see exactly where the car is. Lane keep assist keeps it in lane, blind spot monitoring. Your in a 2012 one ? Which compared to most 2012 cars doesn’t come with half as much as the juke comes with. I don’t get why people are so against them. 60mpg it’s great, the first car to look different 😂

[@21eesa]

Hi, what engine do you have? I'm looking for the 1.6 non turbo

[@darrengerman5761]

Had 1 on loan for a day, I'm just glad it was a day. Enough said.

[@vxrbandit2527]

Hi Matt, hope sales are getting back to normality in your garage after lockdown 👌👌👌👌👌 Fast approaching 57k subscribers in just over 18 months mate ( truly outstanding achievement and richly deserved may I say ) 👍👍👍👍👍 Steve.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Hi Steve, yeah we’re getting back to normal slowly. Thanks. Hope all is well with you. Cheers

[@vxrbandit2527]

@@HighPeakAutos All good here mate, wife still giving me grief ( but that's normal )😊😊

[@vxrbandit2527]

@@HighPeakAutos Thinking about it mate!!!!!!!!!! Would you take my wife in P/x for one of your vehicles? I would hope for one of your top-class models but being realistic I think I would be happy with a Fiat Panda and money your way obviously 😊😊😊😊😊😊 😊😊

[@HighPeakAutos]

VXR Bandit 😂

[@steveunderwood3683]

The only thing I could rent in an emergency last year was a Juke. Horrible thing. The engine revved at a ridiculously high rate. I kept looking for more gears, but there were none. It was ridiculous. We needed to carry some luggage, but it was really awkward to pack into the oddly shaped rear compartment. Everything he said in the video resonated with me. The only thing this scores highly on is its very easy to loath.

[@chrisdowns1987]

I think that 1.5 DCi gets a bad rap because it’s usually in the sorts of cars that get run by people who have no clue how to look after a turbo diesel. They’ll be run on fuel with twigs in it, miss already extended service intervals (set by manufacturers trying to appeal to fleet purchasers) and use them to do short runs. Hey presto, blown turbos, knackered fuel pumps and blocked DPFs! I had one in a Clio, did silly miles in it but serviced it every 6 months (9k ish) and used premium fuel when my apprentice wages would stretch to it. Last MOT recorded 190,000 miles! Rant over but I loved that little car 😋

[@gtmr3070]

So refreshing to see this channel when all that other car youtubers seem to do is that 'did i really buy the new mclaren?' nonsense. I like the calm and collected way of talking, the humor, expertise and your attitude towards owning used cars. Always gratifying to see someone being great at what they do

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thanks! I appreciate the compliments. Cheers :)

[@WalkWithWallace]

Stuck a car in the oven, it melted and the Juke was the result. 🤢

[@Stormy177]

I got one as a courtesy car while my car was being serviced, and it was so boring. It was a bottom of the range model, so no toys to play with in the cabin. The engine was a 1.4 petrol, and you could pull away in 3rd, then it would take 5th gear from about 20mph - it was about as close to an automatic as a manual car could get. It took forever to reach 70mph and really didn't want to go any faster, except once when travelling downhill with a following wind. It was surprisingly big on the outside without translating that to the cabin. If it was a Micra on stilts it would probably be an okay car, but it's a Micra in a fat suit on stilts, and someone in Nissan's design team should have 'lost' the blueprints before they got anywhere near engineering. Maybe they did, so the engineers had the platform ready and tried their hand at designing the coachwork to put on it...

[@nigelwest3430]

They didn't do a 1.4 Petrol, The options were 1.2 or 1.6 and the old Renault 1.5 Diesel (K9K)

[@Stormy177]

@@nigelwest3430 From memory I thought it had a 1.4 badge on the back, but I guess it didn't! In that case, I've no idea what engine it had - I'd guess a 1.2, as it *really* didn't want to go above 70mph, and it was in no hurry to get there in the first place.

[@nigelwest3430]

@@Stormy177 Don't know what country you are in but certainly in the UK none of the models have the engine capacity on the vehicle at all

[@Stormy177]

@@nigelwest3430 I'm in the UK.

[@mohammadcheema7375]

These cars are beyond hopeless. Their strong sales figures merely prove that humanity is doomed. I suspect that one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be driving a Nissan Juke.

[@Negativvv]

The Juke is the start of the rot. Now every other car is some sort of idiotic 2wd jacked up soft roader...

[@eastwood978]

@Messenger Charles Why is the UK death rate 55,000 above the 5 year avarage then? The Juke is a hateful car regardless.

[@davidpatten4466]

Lots of people like Ed Sheehan too, the general public never cease to amaze me.

[@upsetspaghettio]

I’m a new driver who is learning on a juke, and while I don’t agree with all of your points, it was still a great video to watch and kept me entertained. I loved the way you went on and on about things you didn’t like about the car, it was just really funny to me. Ultimately, everyone has their own opinion on the car, and while I like mine, you may not like it, and thats totally fine. The video was a fun watch regardless. :)

[@mntccd]

If Karl Pilkington did car reviews. Brilliant 👌🏼

[@jasonkaroq1138]

The Juke is crap. Funniest commentary ever regarding the second type of buyer.

[@MP_pov]

That made me laugh first thing in the morning, thank you! I drove a Duke once as a hire car “upgrade”, I thought it was interesting ish styling wise but amazingly small inside compared to outside dimensions, and the higher suspension useful for speed bumps (an Mx5 being my daily driver), but that’s about it. I remember being baffled by the driving modes switch!

[@shebbiapatterson4817]

Everybody have different taste. Im in love with the juke and so many others as you've already stated.You should see how many people have them in my state. I had one and would still have it if I I had not messed it up. I got it practically new and it lasted well. Now im looking for another one. They don't make them anymore and the used ones have to many miles on them and are very expensive. But when I first saw the juke in 2010 I told myself I would own one and I did. It was different and that's what I loved about it. I don't know who the designer is but Thank You! I received so many compliments on my cute little juke. Hopefully I'll have a second chance at owning another one.

[@HighPeakAutos]

That’s right. Each to their own. We all have different tastes

[@محمدصلاح-ل2ح1ض]

I have one and I buy it because it's small, good fuel economy, comfort in road, have an turbo engine, and most importantly things it's cheap

[@Sweepdog700]

You're really f...ing angry about the Juke, I think a girl dumped you and she left in a Nissan Juke, I'm certain of it 😁 Ha love the title of the video

[@visionist7]

If she drove off in a Puke he dodged a Nuke

[@mauro_mirez]

Best description ever. Yeah I do agree this dude just hates the car. It's just not an objective review.

[@Sweepdog700]

Mauricio Ramírez absolutely

[@kb9072]

Love the channel. Up to 6 months ago I would have agreed with you whole heartily. Then it came to replace my wife's car and she said she wanted a Juke. Her wish list was a car that was small (for ease of parking & good fuel milage) but high up (visibility and ease of getting into) DAB radio 4 doors 4 electric windows Good fuel mileage but with a bit of go. Well we bought a 14 plate 1.5 Desiel Teckna with lowish miles for £7500. Good value. Leather. Sat nav. Reversing & 360 camera. DAB radio. Folding mirrors. 4 electric windows. The styling has grown on me and I really like it. Slightly harsh ride is my only gripe. So many small cars have windup windows in the back or are gutless when you want to get going. The Juke we bought has plenty of go. I borrowed it when my car was having work done. It was stable and quiet on the motorway. I didn't even realise I was doing 110mph. The boot is small but we don't need it it be huge. There is little room in the back but its plenty for our 7yr old. The lights up top are brilliant because you can see them from the driver's seat so you know where the foremost edge of the car is. The handles on the back are a bit high but most parents open the door for young children to get in anyway. It's not bland like almost all the cars you mention that are better. The side profile is wonderfully funky. I'm sorry but the Ford B & C Max along with the Eco Sport are the worst looking car on sale. I've had a new Ford and when it got to 80000 mile it had problem after problem. Never again will I buy Ford. Our daughter's school has a private road leading up to it which is flooded half the year. Not a problem in the Juke. Nissan must be doing something right because it's a sales success. Different people have different priorities. For my wife it's the perfect car. I wouldnt have one myself because (I know this is sexist) it's a girls car. But it's a very good girls car.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha pleased to hear it. Theyre obviously popular so some people must like them

[@YOUTUBE_IS_WOKE]

I'm a guy, a straight one at that, and I'm getting one next week! I agree with most of what you said though, the high driver seat and the ground clearance and because it's a Nissan got me into it, I don't drive for passengers and drive 99% alone anyway, so the rear seats will be folded for my stuff to provide more space. If not this, Qashqai/Dualis was what I was so into, last week, until I realized I wanted a compact CUV and Nissan perfectly has one!

[@leebrown6623]

You sounded like Karl pilkington 😂😂 had me laughing at you comments during this. Keep them coming love watching your reviews 👌

[@rubensalsa8128]

I was given a 2019 nissan juke visia as my first car (super duper low spec). I passed quite late, just before turning 23. Don't get me wrong, I am very grateful to be given any car, and its a decently expensive car (I don't know why). I passed literally about 3 months ago. This Juke is my first car, and what a first fucking car it is. I am not a car guy or a skilled driver, but I will tell you mate that clutch is awful, the biting point is not easy in that car (it seems like its too high, idk if im delusional. Its resulted in me rolling back a few times from steep hills.), and its a 2019 model with no safety features, no hill assist, no reverse camera, no parking sensors, and im in London and frankly dont want such a large car that doesn't offer any of the benefits you get from large cars (as you specified), I find the handbrake not too reliable too and usually sometimes need a few clicks before its set (could be a problem just with mine). It is ugly isn't it. Smh, idk why I was given a mums/nans car.

[@sarah8592-t1b]

I mean as long as it gets me from A to B, I'm not fussed on the look - I personally like the Graphite Blue nissan jukes and may be buying one soon

[@Nigelrudyardmusic]

I thought it existed to annoy motoring journalists. "There's only so much daytime telly you can watch" LOL

[@bumbleo8993]

Bright house plasma... fantastic 😂😂😂

[@lozzamanuk]

Yep haha amazing.

[@salnaturile8653]

Brighthouse going tits-up has been about the only positive of the last few months tbh

[@annasfunkyart]

I love my Juke. Think it looks great, drives great, and is super economical (diesel). As an artist I can fit all my materials for classes, markets etc so definitely roomy. Also my teenage kids love this car. Best car I've driven in a long time!

[@HighPeakAutos]

Each to their own, this is just my opinion. Good thing we're all different otherwise the world would be a boring place :)

[@joydivider42]

I totally agree! It's the one car that gets a distasteful reaction from me. I usually think each to their own but it offends me in a way that you explain so well. The looks alone are enough to walk away.

[@tonypalmer8940]

I tell you want what? You can brighten up any one’s day☺️ I now actually glued to your channel, hilarious is an understatement. Raw talent, but yet very practical and honest.👌

[@HighPeakAutos]

Hahha thank you!

[@jamesinbradford5882]

2 brother’s I used to work with bought one each when they first came out, both were sold before the 1st service !

[@DrumToTheBassWoop]

More worrying, Someone actually bought it. 😳

[@000bublegum]

You’ve got so much to say about Jukes, I think you secretly like them a bit😂 seriously though my wife’s got a petrol one and although the stereo decides not to work a lot I don’t find It too bad to drive and it will take four adults and luggage no problems

[@Lukas_Kramer]

I’ve never liked this model, now even less ..

[@sammy2058]

I really like mine and i ain' t expecting 2 change it 4 any other car. Definitely this one is not for all people.

[@MotorTorq_ZA]

Matt I’ll tell you the reason why people love crossovers so much it’s long but it’s worth reading. So basically People think that hatchbacks and mpvs are for geeky nerds so they buy an suv because they “look cooler” and look less like a “soccer moms car”. So everyone buys a crossover thinking they’re different and cool but remember all trends fade away like how everybody used to like Ford mondeos then that trend faded. So soon people will get bored of jukes and buy a new trendy car from the future

[@tartanwallpaper]

So are you recommending it then... you were sitting a bit on the fence with this one. 😂👍🏽

[@DreamCarGarage1]

Although not my favourite car I like when car makers are bold enough to try a new direction. I think the car looks funky and fresh and lays an interesting design template for future iterations. Hardly anyone liked the Porsche Panamera of Cayenne when they first came out but with each new version the cars were progressively tweaked until now, for me, the Panamera is now a stunning looking vehicle. And I can already see that happening with the Juke. The latest version has kept the recognisable shape but tweaked the design in certain key areas, and it now looks much more aggressive and purposeful, a bit like a jacked-up 370z.

[@HighPeakAutos]

If it’s any consolation I think the Panamera is foul looking too

[@DreamCarGarage1]

@@HighPeakAutos lol. I like that you speak your mind. When social distancing allows we should hook up for a collab. One thing we might agree on is the Skoda Superb. Every since I watched your review I've been looking for and reading about them. I've not regularly done reviews on my channel for 8 while, for one reason or another, but would love to do a review comparing the Superb against similarly sized sub £5k luxury cars like: E class, a6, lexus gs 450h and maybe a Jaguar xf. Thinking I would review them all and maybe buy and run the winner for a while. Anyway thanks for responding to my comment. Keep up the great reviews.

[@nathanielkenneth]

I absolutely love the look of the Juke 😞💀

[@OneFatStatue]

...he said to his guide dog.

[@JoePineappless]

0845 603 6026 Specsavers number mate. I think you need them.

[@ethan_hsv62l]

Jeff Hughes LOL

[@Matt_The_Hugenot]

I like the looks from the outside and the diesels are strong, everything else is just not good enough. It's like none of their buyers read beyond the brochure or how it looked on the forecourt.

[@l.s.11]

Hahaha! So true on it being cramped inside! I remember being driven in the backseat - it felt like being squeezed into a tiny shoebox with a few peep-holes around.

[@andyb190]

Have a feeling that if I played this a little slower and closed my eyes...I would possibly mistake you for JC. That was your most scathing and funny dissection of a car for ages. Its almost a scandal to sell it. JC would probably crowd surf the funds to be able to watch it be dropped from an airship into car supermarket and it would be a well deserved end to an absolute POS.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha thanks!

[@jeadie2273]

Hilarious!

[@richardcrossley5581]

Please tell me he's been on the phone and offered to buy it for GT. "Met with an accident involving a grand piano"

[@fonecrusher1]

And that's the thing, there are literally hundreds of guys pretending to be Clarkson on KZbin hoping someone at bbc is watching. Its a very simple formula that works I guess. Bash the ugly car! Hurrah!!!! Gets attention (good or bad) and those all important likes.

[@andyb190]

The fact that Matt isn't trying to be anything other than himself is what makes him different. His vocabulary and acerbic wit is what conjures JC byt with modern references and a more down to earth approach. Keep it up Matt

[@Ribeirasacra]

5:31 Mycock Lane 🤣

[@alastairhonaker1155]

Ha ha excellent review as usual bud

[@darwenrover8910]

Did the Inbetweeners find this on their rude place name voyage? 😂😂

[@snorkosaurus]

Nissan Juke ? more like the Nissan Joke

[@thepurdychannel8866]

Nissan puke🤢🤮

[@gillscorner794]

It's how they pronounce joke in Sunderland

[@fasthracing]

Well I'm not laughing

[@christopherunwin1412]

Brutally honest & hilarious. ...love it! Keep up the good work!

[@philsharp2715]

Your sense of humour just kills me, haven't heard the word gormless for a while. At least now I know what to buy if I ever have a hip replacement

[@darrenwilson8042]

The last company car I had was one of these - supplied new in 2015 - handed back when I left nearly 3 years later in which I did 85k reliable miles. Air, Nav, C/L, Bluetooth, E/w etc - was a decent car. A 1.2 petrol Turbo it was fast enough and good enough on fuel, good for over 100mph ..errrrr...I was told lol, mine was the later model with the split boot floor so enough capacity too. However - I never ever came to terms with the looks - fortunately from the driving seat you aren't forced to look at the outside, but it did look like it had been designed by a committee. " We want the big wheels" - " Ok as long as we can have the dinner plate head lamps" - "you can only have them if we can have the daft lights on top of the wings". The rear accommodation was ok but access was poor. To conclude I wasn't offended - it did a job - I have had one but one was enough.

[@stuartday1876]

I had a Ford Focus saloon once, its only saving grace was that I couldn't see it when I was driving it😂 it made your eyes bleed to look at it!

[@martynkersey8729]

Brilliant review! So honest & funny, you had me laughing!! Absolutely hit the nail on the head, a utter useless car

[@HighPeakAutos]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@juliamaitland7160]

I always think they look like something out of wacky races but my friend loves hers. I think there's a lot of wasted space due to the narrow width above the wheel arches

[@kashem1000]

Best honest review ever despite in the business of ‘selling’ cars keep up the good work and videos on youtube

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thanks, will do!

[@vlad612]

The fact that you own most of these cars and there aren't any strings attached from the manufacturer means that you can really point out a car's flaws. That, coupled with the experience with reliability for makes/models etc, makes for very informative content. The humor and style adds to that, so I see this channel going up like Space X 😬.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thanks! Yes that’s right, I don’t want to be guilted by any brand into giving a slightly biased summary

[@zsb707]

One day a Nissan Juke meets a Fiat Multipla. Juke: You're so beautiful Multipla: No, you are beautiful, I'm just lovely. 😊

[@MaximilianvonPinneberg]

Both won design awards, Multipla is in the Design Museum.

[@neilcrayston3609]

The new Golf is their love child

[@originalchill]

So, not a fan then Matt? 🤣 I thought it was Victor Meldrew at one point! Keep them coming old son!

[@lancemayabi3887]

Lovely lovely car. Quite bold, spacious, practical with great ground clearance and can fit in any parking space

[@flyingmantis]

I have a US model with 1.6 turbo, AWD. 121k miles so far, problem free. Performs really well in the snow. I am certainly very happy with mine. My Golf blew up at 60k.. so go figure.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Golf's aren't great. Thanks for watching

[@guilhermenunes7439]

I've been a subscriber for a long time... This has to be the funniest review in your channel. Juke is not a car for me so I never bother watching the review... I was missing out... It was the best and most honest review. Well done!!!

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thank you