What's the point of the Nissan Juke?

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Today I'm in a Nissan Juke. This is a car I've always disliked and never understood. If you run the Nissan Juke fan club, probably best if you don't watch. Ignorance is bliss, after all.
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[@darieirad]

I’ve never heard anyone roast a car this much in one sitting

[@e_lifeuk7916]

if it was up to me Nissan and Toyota would be long gone by now! hate all the designs all the interiors and superb reliability is long gone too.

[@ianoconnell8678]

Not the only person who roasted this car in one sitting either Richard Hammond done the same

[@christopherrichardson5652]

😂😂😂 its not poorly built ive pulled /stripped most of the interior of a duke with my bare fingers 😂 very well built

[@mylesmooney7505]

But it’s true, it’s in bits .... I will go down as an ugly car of all time

[@superthierry1]

@@e_lifeuk7916you may not like the designs but it's hassle free motoring and they don't collaborate with the Europeans with exception of the latest Supra.(no comment there) 🤐Honda Lexus and Toyota are the top three performing brands in terms of reliability and customer satisfaction. Nissan is essentially a Renault so there's a lot of French electrical baggage that's comes with it. If you want a real Nissan buy one from the 90's K11 Micra, skylines, Pulsar GtiR, 200 zx/Silvia 300 Zx/Fairlady or even the current Nissan GtiR which is made in Japan. 🇯🇵🗾😎😁

[@paulparoma]

I think the Juke is very much indicative of the times we are living in: Ugliness is lauded, being aggressive is a must, and elegance is an obsolete concept. This is why this car is so popular. My neighbor loves hers and is on a 3rd one by now. To me, it's simply an aberration. Not to be outdone, Toyota decided to come out with the CH-R, another beauty.

[@rhone81]

Who on earth buys three of anything, let alone cars?!

[@paulparoma]

@@rhone81 She didn't buy three at once.

[@Therollingpanda]

“The little diamond of doom, the hallmark of quality” 😂😂😂

[@drewcyprus3714]

Lol

[@darwenrover8910]

Sounds very HubNut with that description when he uses the windscreen wipers.

[@Aruneh]

Jaden, Braden and Okayden. That’s the best thing I’ve heard this year. :D

[@markviggers8385]

For clarity... You're not a fan of the Juke right? 😂

[@chello70]

😂

[@MrUPSman]

This is the funniest review you've made. Absolutely hilarious. You got me cracked up at Jayden, Hayden and Okayden

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha Cheers

[@JB-jn8yq]

I’m loving this waspish social satire. Keep it coming!

[@HighPeakAutos]

KeSean Woods sorry!

[@dansimmons21]

@KeSean Woods Do you have orange skin and kids named Jaden, Braden and Ocaden by any chance? ;P

[@norsegolf76]

Yes, and then Mycock Lane on the GPS screen. Excellent!!!

[@chrisaherne6284]

The Juke has been the subject of seven recalls, with potential faults ranging from possible fuel leaks to oxygen sensor problems, so it's worth speaking to a Nissan dealer to check that any car you're interested in buying has had the necessary work carried out.

[@pdtech4524]

I admire your straight to the point honesty when reviewing cars and have to agree the Duke is one real oddball, I've never seen the appeal to be fair? I like your sales technique, most car dealers would be singing it's praises and telling us how wonderful they are and how enriched our lives would be having a Duke in the family!😁 Reminds me about an Alfa Romeo I rang up about, the seller spent around half an hour explaining how I really didn't want to be buying his car, how bad it was, how unreliable it was, how expensive the parts were, how much grief the electronics had given him, how many times it had let him down......I couldn't believe how determined he was that I didn't end up with his money pit of a car!! What a top bloke, still never worked out why he was trying to sell it though? 😁👍😎

[@MatchboxGarage]

My wife loved her Juke 🥰 I am glad it got stolen 😂

[@OneFatStatue]

I feel sorry for the theif!

[@visionist7]

Thief must have been blind

[@alext1452]

Don't try get it back

[@mohabeats4674]

Let's hope the police find the thief so you can thank them personally 😂

[@Atombender]

Wo the hell wold steal this monstrosity?

[@comments7335]

You say it as it is. This is what I like about you. No bullshit or twisting around facts. Respect!

[@92lassie54]

"watching daytime TV on their BRIGHT HOUSE plasma" hahaha..... loving the humour in your videos mate

[@richardcrossley5581]

The G-metre is for seeing how far the projectile vomiting goes.

[@usandutz]

You know what I personally like about your style of reviewing cars? It's the fact that you're not full of yourself like 99% of car vloggers. Don't ever change, Matt!

[@davideselvi3906]

Good point man!! That's why I've just unsubscribed from Carwow!! Too many subscribers! Much respect to you and Matthew Goodwin from HPA! Underrated channel! The philosopher of cars

[@mattvjestica4360]

And despite all that I imagine this car will sell in no time 😂😂😂

[@HighPeakAutos]

They always do

[@mkimask]

Well the styling and the size of the juke are it's major selling points - the juke basically started the super compact crossover segment, and most other manufacturers after that tried to make their own juke (and I believe none had the same success) - lifted super compact crossover with untrivial looks - C3 aircross, 2008, ecosport, captur, kona, stonic, mokka, 500x etc.

[@rockydee7499]

Toyota C-HR succeeded. Though the CHR has more super car look the juke still is more fun to set up specially lifting and bigger tires that juke will look like a hotwheel beast

[@shrekreviewsthings]

I'm 6'10" and I find it nice and comfortable. My arms fit on the window ledge and it is one of the most comfortable cars I've had (and I've had a few, plus drove hundreds as an ex vehicle collector). I'm limited by my height what cars I can drive and this is perfect for me. High Peak Autos might hate it. My 1.6 DiG-T does the job I need it to do. A cars a car. My work vehicle these days is a 15 metre, 12 litre, turbo diesel, 57 seater Triaxle🤣

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha good stuff!

[@laurencebushby713]

god knows what you were driving b4

[@JIMMYHIBBS1]

Even Honest John's not that honest 😂

[@HighPeakAutos]

Brutally Honest John

[@kingneptune8937]

This is why we watch your reviews, honest factual and very informative. Thank you for one of the best car reviews my wife and I have ever seen, my wife has always hated them and every time you made a point about the juke my partner kept saying "see I told you so" . Top craic👍

[@HighPeakAutos]

I appreciate that!

[@SCOOPER3896]

A brilliant real life review. Especially to the mothers and kids that use them. I can't understand why they have sold so well. This is your best review yet, and I've followed you for ages. Well done.

[@SomeRandomEnglishGuy]

Jayden, Rayden and Okayden have three different babydads and the one conceived infront of the Brighthouse TV will be babydad number four, her second mixed race child. All the paint behind her door handle has scratched away because of her extended nails and the car reeks of wet Staffy.

[@user-uk5qk1zo4k]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lawrenceholden5716]

Think you might have this in stock for a while after this review ! Sometimes cars that have radical styling are popular because so many cars are boringly similar, suvs are generally big ugly things hard to distinguish one from another and after the original mk 1, I'm convinced the Golf design team just have a meeting to decide what enlargement setting to put on the photocopier when they want a new model. Another great honest review.

[@beeswax888]

Jaden & Okayden’s mam has already given you a thumbs down! 💀😅

[@garymcquade4276]

This design was very clever of Nissan if its involved in a crash it looks exactly the same after as it did before... Brilliant! 👌

[@JonathanDerrett]

This is one of your best reviews yet... I was in stitches when you were describing the people that buy these 😆😆👍🏼

[@IntrovertAbroad]

Another great video, and not just because I agree completely 😂 Dude, you're getting even better at presenting with each video. It's clear the effort you put in to script, ad-lib and presentation, but the secret sauce is that you (unlike 99% of KZbinrs) are likeable and have a personality. Credit where credit is due, nicely done, keep up the good work 😁

[@HighPeakAutos]

I appreciate that!

[@greymark420]

There is no point driving a bug. : Oh mate you creased me up , with the young mother gag. :)))

[@gtmr3070]

So refreshing to see this channel when all that other car youtubers seem to do is that 'did i really buy the new mclaren?' nonsense. I like the calm and collected way of talking, the humor, expertise and your attitude towards owning used cars. Always gratifying to see someone being great at what they do

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thanks! I appreciate the compliments. Cheers :)

[@chrish5794]

I have watched and enjoyed all your reviews and agreed so keep up thee good work, but I have to disagree with a lot of this review. Having owned a Juke while living in Canada which was an AWD version with 186 HP I can say that it was absolutely brilliant in snow conditions, the three position select-able switch for Front wheel only, On Demand and all time AWD facility was excellent, also in dry weather the 186 HP engine was no slouch either. I do think you are correct about the front styling but the side and rear views I think are not bad at all, there are a lot worse looking vehicles out there, it would appear that with over one million sales the styling seems to appeal to a lot of people, I think that maybe people are missing the point, the styling was meant to be something fresh and different? We did find it to be a practical, totally reliable vehicle Also perhaps we should give Nissan some credit for designing something a little different to the numerous bland vehicles out there ??

[@NGC1433]

With twice the horsepower and actual AWD - it is not even nearly the car Matt has reviewed here. Also, how's your orange Okayden doing?

[@tompage6421]

By far, the best and most honest juke review I've ever seen.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Cheers

[@HighPeakAutos]

George McQueen just because you disagree or you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right. It’s my opinion. If that differs from yours, fine. We are all allowed one.

[@azteka6103]

@@HighPeakAutos Wonder if you can do, if time allows you, a mazda 3 hatch(2015) 2.2d auto review.

[@stuartlloyd2861]

Even the Juke's mother would struggle to love it !

[@timbotha4422]

The jukes mother should have swallowed

[@thehijackster]

I call it the Nissan Pumbaa after the warthog in the Lion King

[@Alexander_l322]

Mitchell Campion pumbas backside

[@chrisirving7]

Stop sitting on the fence,say it how it is! One of your best,had I giggle, keep them coming. Cheers.

[@saddoncarrs6963]

Excellent review - absolutely 100% nailed it. There should be a law preventing car manufacturers selling cars as downright ugly as the juke.

[@robp8218]

As soon as I seen the title I knew this would be a good one, you didn't disappoint. They really are hateful, hateful cars.

[@nigelseaward8990]

Had a smile on my face as soon as I started playing this, you didn't disapoint me. Now I've got tears in my eyes. Brilliant lol

[@richleighton4165]

Great review. From talking with friends that are not "car people", they seem to automatically equate SUV with "loads of room". It doesn't seem to matter how much you tell them that is not the case, that idea is so deeply ingrained that they refuse to believe otherwise.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thats right

[@friedookiehil]

Honest review!! I remember when they came out, they were everywhere. There was even a waiting list. Then I heard complaints about high fuel consumption from most owners (which in my opinion is a Nissan problem as I'm experiencing in my Navara) and still the females purchased them by the 100's since it is apparently "cool". Well, you've nailed it. It's NOT as per Borat...

[@sanatandharma4435]

We hired one a few years ago! You are right about the boot, it is schockingly small and an very awkward shape! And yes, I could not wait to get out of it after a journey from Newcastle to Southport!

[@mattmilford]

Really don’t like SUVs, Estate car any day.

[@saturndesigns2339]

Totally agree, sadly in America I have to look at things like this all day....

[@richardcrossley5581]

Same here, I'd rather a decent estate car over a minivan or SUV, cheaper to run and carries more without needing a trailer. Small SUVs are just small cars on stilts.

[@iainmclaughlan1557]

I love my 1999 Nissan Primera.

[@yashiroku]

@@richardcrossley5581 there is a difference between a CUV and SUV. Main difference is a crossover is pretty much just a up-right sitting hatchback...Yes the Juke is a hatchback not a SUV like the Rogue.... I have a Juke Nismo RS and the difference is more clear.... LOL

[@richardcrossley5581]

@@yashiroku You are of course correct. I am incorrectly lumping these small crossover type vehicles with full side SUVs such as the Toyota Landcruiser & Nissan Patrol I would welcome your thoughts on your Nissan Juke, it sounds a little different to the one in the video.

[@TheVedabuss]

I only know one Juke owner, and she's a single mum.

[@henrynicklin1345]

I only know one, and she is an old woman

[@getouttamyrowboat5658]

I know one ex owner and she's a smooth brain who only bought it because it was advertised so much. Probably the same reason she now owns an entry level ford puma.

[@mntccd]

If Karl Pilkington did car reviews. Brilliant 👌🏼

[@l.s.11]

Hahaha! So true on it being cramped inside! I remember being driven in the backseat - it felt like being squeezed into a tiny shoebox with a few peep-holes around.

[@MP_pov]

That made me laugh first thing in the morning, thank you! I drove a Duke once as a hire car “upgrade”, I thought it was interesting ish styling wise but amazingly small inside compared to outside dimensions, and the higher suspension useful for speed bumps (an Mx5 being my daily driver), but that’s about it. I remember being baffled by the driving modes switch!

[@shaeldagah]

My mom bought one and i can't stop berating her about it.... It's been 9 years.

[@jeffrey1261]

😆😆😆

[@nandeeshrai5234]

I just love your reviews man! very honest and humorous.

[@vxrbandit2527]

Hi Matt, hope sales are getting back to normality in your garage after lockdown 👌👌👌👌👌 Fast approaching 57k subscribers in just over 18 months mate ( truly outstanding achievement and richly deserved may I say ) 👍👍👍👍👍 Steve.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Hi Steve, yeah we’re getting back to normal slowly. Thanks. Hope all is well with you. Cheers

[@vxrbandit2527]

@@HighPeakAutos All good here mate, wife still giving me grief ( but that's normal )😊😊

[@vxrbandit2527]

@@HighPeakAutos Thinking about it mate!!!!!!!!!! Would you take my wife in P/x for one of your vehicles? I would hope for one of your top-class models but being realistic I think I would be happy with a Fiat Panda and money your way obviously 😊😊😊😊😊😊 😊😊

[@HighPeakAutos]

VXR Bandit 😂

[@andyb190]

Haha, been waiting for this for ages. I really don't like them but knew you would have to explain why.

[@glideman]

The front lights look like someone sat on their hemorroids.

[@CharlieBrown-uv6uw]

The Juke of Argyll's...lol

[@greymark420]

:)))

[@tomstorey8559]

They are much better than most generic headlights, why would you want a car that just looks like all the same

[@glideman]

@@tomstorey8559 Resale value & taste ;-)

[@Nigel_Pugh]

So are you saying we should get one then? 🤣😂

[@juliamaitland7160]

I always think they look like something out of wacky races but my friend loves hers. I think there's a lot of wasted space due to the narrow width above the wheel arches

[@liamkilroy9478]

Only just caught this episode now, absolutely brilliant!!! 2nd kind of owner roast got me in stitches "young mother who is usually orange in colour and with a mouth like daffy duck" 😂😂😂

[@tomchloe3208]

Brilliant review, everything i think about it in 8:20.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Cheers

[@Ambienfinity]

I thought it existed to annoy motoring journalists. "There's only so much daytime telly you can watch" LOL

[@eddbox7462]

Cracked me up! People are so obsessed with having an SUV/ crossover these days, rather than a hatchback, and I think alot of people buy these because they're more affordable than others. Even though it's effectively just a lifted (and worse) hatchback. I'm curious as to what you say to people when they're interested in buying one from you though haha!

[@kraigjackson5245]

Hi mat, what sort of tyre dressing do you use when valeting cars?

[@tartanwallpaper]

So are you recommending it then... you were sitting a bit on the fence with this one. 😂👍🏽

[@ollysimpson1490]

I was already laughing about previous comments like Steve merchants face and designed by Josef fritzel then Mycock lane popped up! Yes I’m very childish 👍

[@HighPeakAutos]

Hahaha

[@TheRj1986]

That Fritzl joke was cold blooded, but funny as hell..

[@bernard.8355]

Classic stuff!

[@HighPeakAutos]

George McQueen why are you offended by that?

[@upsetspaghettio]

I’m a new driver who is learning on a juke, and while I don’t agree with all of your points, it was still a great video to watch and kept me entertained. I loved the way you went on and on about things you didn’t like about the car, it was just really funny to me. Ultimately, everyone has their own opinion on the car, and while I like mine, you may not like it, and thats totally fine. The video was a fun watch regardless. :)

[@vlad612]

The fact that you own most of these cars and there aren't any strings attached from the manufacturer means that you can really point out a car's flaws. That, coupled with the experience with reliability for makes/models etc, makes for very informative content. The humor and style adds to that, so I see this channel going up like Space X 😬.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Thanks! Yes that’s right, I don’t want to be guilted by any brand into giving a slightly biased summary

[@darrengerman5761]

Had 1 on loan for a day, I'm just glad it was a day. Enough said.

[@bumbleo8993]

Bright house plasma... fantastic 😂😂😂

[@lozzamanuk]

Yep haha amazing.

[@salnaturile8653]

Brighthouse going tits-up has been about the only positive of the last few months tbh

[@jamesinbradford5882]

2 brother’s I used to work with bought one each when they first came out, both were sold before the 1st service !

[@DrumToTheBassWoop]

More worrying, Someone actually bought it. 😳

[@steveunderwood3683]

The only thing I could rent in an emergency last year was a Juke. Horrible thing. The engine revved at a ridiculously high rate. I kept looking for more gears, but there were none. It was ridiculous. We needed to carry some luggage, but it was really awkward to pack into the oddly shaped rear compartment. Everything he said in the video resonated with me. The only thing this scores highly on is its very easy to loath.

[@jasonkaroq1138]

The Juke is crap. Funniest commentary ever regarding the second type of buyer.

[@leebrown6623]

You sounded like Karl pilkington 😂😂 had me laughing at you comments during this. Keep them coming love watching your reviews 👌

[@kellydodds9433]

You’ve already got me checking the advert, looks like great value 😝

[@scollins79]

Brilliant mate, everything you said rings so true. I've got a mate who works at Nissan and I'm gonna forward him the link to this video. Class mate, subscribed!

[@coloroftheworld9657]

Each to his own. I love my Juke, its funky, perfect for a single woman with no kids. I will never be seen driving a boring Honda CR-V.

[@AJGamingVariety]

The juke is TERRIBLE

[@Mr.Gundam7]

@@AJGamingVariety for you it is but for us is not. I bet you haven't even drove one. Nissan could beat any ordinary car without a turbo. The juke has a turbo i bet your car doesn't even have a 1.6 turbo smh lol

[@TheLovelyDragos]

I believe your comment is better than this review.

[@PaddyStubbs70]

One of the best and funniest car reviews I've seen, Matt. I've loathed the styling (if using the word styling here isn't a contradiction in terms) of the Juke since the first time I saw it in the metal. Thankfully, I've never had to drive a Juke, but I was once a passenger in the back of one and I'm still receiving counselling for the experience.👍😎

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha thanks for watching :)

[@christop997]

OMG! Always thought the styling was marmite ie you hate or someone liked. Glad I watched this and now running for the hills!!

[@tonypalmer8940]

I tell you want what? You can brighten up any one’s day☺️ I now actually glued to your channel, hilarious is an understatement. Raw talent, but yet very practical and honest.👌

[@HighPeakAutos]

Hahha thank you!

[@christopherunwin1412]

Brutally honest & hilarious. ...love it! Keep up the good work!

[@Ribeirasacra]

5:31 Mycock Lane 🤣

[@alastairhonaker1155]

Ha ha excellent review as usual bud

[@darwenrover8910]

Did the Inbetweeners find this on their rude place name voyage? 😂😂

[@andyb190]

Have a feeling that if I played this a little slower and closed my eyes...I would possibly mistake you for JC. That was your most scathing and funny dissection of a car for ages. Its almost a scandal to sell it. JC would probably crowd surf the funds to be able to watch it be dropped from an airship into car supermarket and it would be a well deserved end to an absolute POS.

[@HighPeakAutos]

Haha thanks!

[@jeadie2273]

Hilarious!

[@richardcrossley5581]

Please tell me he's been on the phone and offered to buy it for GT. "Met with an accident involving a grand piano"

[@fonecrusher1]

And that's the thing, there are literally hundreds of guys pretending to be Clarkson on KZbin hoping someone at bbc is watching. Its a very simple formula that works I guess. Bash the ugly car! Hurrah!!!! Gets attention (good or bad) and those all important likes.

[@andyb190]

The fact that Matt isn't trying to be anything other than himself is what makes him different. His vocabulary and acerbic wit is what conjures JC byt with modern references and a more down to earth approach. Keep it up Matt

[@Sophiechic]

I've always thought of everything you said in this video but millions of people bought them so I sometimes thought mabey I was old fashioned or out of touch with modern trends anyway glad I'm not alone 😁

[@JohnSmith-kz4co]

I’ve got a 2016 Juke and I love it! Black gloss paint and black alloy wheels, scrubs up well I don’t mind the look at all, lots of features, leather seats easy to keep clean for the kids, nice driving position, feels chunky and safe, heated front seats, sat nav, 4 wheel drive option, lovely to drive on country roads and in the snow. Fits my older kids in fine, boot is small for shopping with a full spare tyre in, but seats easily fold down for a full big space & I have a big roof box for camping. I love mine.

[@originalchill]

So, not a fan then Matt? 🤣 I thought it was Victor Meldrew at one point! Keep them coming old son!

[@WalkWithWallace]

Stuck a car in the oven, it melted and the Juke was the result. 🤢

[@philsharp2715]

Your sense of humour just kills me, haven't heard the word gormless for a while. At least now I know what to buy if I ever have a hip replacement

[@jeffsbuslane]

Spot on! I once had the misfortune to be handed one of these as a hire car for a 250 mile round trip on business. It was the 1.6 petrol and was so gutless that it couldn't maintain 70mph on even the slightest motorway incline. I was also astonished that it wouldn't quite do that 250 mile trip on a single tank of fuel - dreadful! The only plus point was that it didn't handle like a jelly on the twisty rural bits of my journey in spite of it looking like it should.

[@000bublegum]

You’ve got so much to say about Jukes, I think you secretly like them a bit😂 seriously though my wife’s got a petrol one and although the stereo decides not to work a lot I don’t find It too bad to drive and it will take four adults and luggage no problems

[@Dozer67]

Very funny & brutal at the same time! 🤣 The styling definitely makes them a Marmite car. From an engineering perspective I love the fact that a lot of Nissan petrol engines have timing chains not belts. In my experience that equals extremely cheap engine maintenance. But, here's the real reason for my contribution... My nearly 75yr old Mum fits squarely into the first group mentioned & she wants to change her Nissan Note 1.4. That I purchased for her 10yrs ago. It's only covered 40,000 miles, but anything for a quiet life eh. I've suggested a 2019 (the last of older shape being professionally slated in this video) Juke 1.6 petrol. I would have suggested the 1.5 oil burner were it not for two reasons. 1) Renaults were absolutely shite in the 70's/80's. Even if they've improved beyond recognition. They'll undoubtedly still be shite! 2) She's never owned a diesel vehicle. Therefore on the first fill up I know I'd be getting a call about strange noises & a myriad of lights on the dashboard! 😳 So, it's gonna be a petrol model. Besides, it's got 200cc more than her current Note. She'll think it's a Lamborghini 🙂 As I'll be paying for the car. She should have no cause for complaint. If she does, I'll send her a link to this video so that she feels supported/justified in her complaints 😉 PS... look out for a red 69 plate Juke with a female senior citizen at the wheel. If you see one I suggest you take the next turning off that road, park up & phone a loved one. Because you my friend just had a near death experience! 🥴

[@hyena-chase2176]

love your vids,thanks,whats your Opinion of the suzuki vitara ?,trading my diesel yeti in for one,well thinking about it :) as i drive inside the ULEZ alot

[@HighPeakAutos]

They’re pretty decent cars. The petrols are better. They’re reliable

[@hyena-chase2176]

@@HighPeakAutos thank you

[@andrewde-giorgio9404]

This video really made laugh out loud. Would I be right in thinking the Juke isn't you favourite car? Seriously though, watching this, helped me realise why I enjoy your videos - I feel exactly the same way about the Juke as you. I also share your fascination with older, luxury cars. Lots of luxury for not so much money. Keep up the good work. Volvo S80 soon?

[@b5442]

This is hilarious! absolutely nailed it. I had to hire one of these, and the second day I took it back and said " I just can't" They said "We understand." I got a Fiat 500. and the sun came out. Here's cheers.

[@Sweepdog700]

You're really f...ing angry about the Juke, I think a girl dumped you and she left in a Nissan Juke, I'm certain of it 😁 Ha love the title of the video

[@visionist7]

If she drove off in a Puke he dodged a Nuke

[@mauro_mirez]

Best description ever. Yeah I do agree this dude just hates the car. It's just not an objective review.

[@Sweepdog700]

Mauricio Ramírez absolutely

[@Pmjs]

Have you never seen the Juke Nismo RS 4x4? I don't really like the Juke or Toyota CH-R as they're both claustrophobic in the back.

[@libormarek7595]

i bought facelifted yellow one 6 years ago, i didnt understand a lot about cars but i absolutelly loved the way it looked, it was just a fashion thing for me.. and i im 32yo straight man

[@GeekyGumbots]

I love this

[@Lukas_Kramer]

I’ve never liked this model, now even less ..

[@mohammadcheema7375]

These cars are beyond hopeless. Their strong sales figures merely prove that humanity is doomed. I suspect that one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be driving a Nissan Juke.

[@Negativvv]

The Juke is the start of the rot. Now every other car is some sort of idiotic 2wd jacked up soft roader...

[@eastwood978]

@@yes2truth Why is the UK death rate 55,000 above the 5 year avarage then? The Juke is a hateful car regardless.

[@shebbiapatterson4817]

Everybody have different taste. Im in love with the juke and so many others as you've already stated.You should see how many people have them in my state. I had one and would still have it if I I had not messed it up. I got it practically new and it lasted well. Now im looking for another one. They don't make them anymore and the used ones have to many miles on them and are very expensive. But when I first saw the juke in 2010 I told myself I would own one and I did. It was different and that's what I loved about it. I don't know who the designer is but Thank You! I received so many compliments on my cute little juke. Hopefully I'll have a second chance at owning another one.

[@HighPeakAutos]

That’s right. Each to their own. We all have different tastes

[@michaelhastings7441]

Absolutely agree test drove one just to find out why! The salesman had to lay across the back seat because he didn't fit, had 3 Multipla's loved them so practical

[@darrenwilson8042]

The last company car I had was one of these - supplied new in 2015 - handed back when I left nearly 3 years later in which I did 85k reliable miles. Air, Nav, C/L, Bluetooth, E/w etc - was a decent car. A 1.2 petrol Turbo it was fast enough and good enough on fuel, good for over 100mph ..errrrr...I was told lol, mine was the later model with the split boot floor so enough capacity too. However - I never ever came to terms with the looks - fortunately from the driving seat you aren't forced to look at the outside, but it did look like it had been designed by a committee. " We want the big wheels" - " Ok as long as we can have the dinner plate head lamps" - "you can only have them if we can have the daft lights on top of the wings". The rear accommodation was ok but access was poor. To conclude I wasn't offended - it did a job - I have had one but one was enough.

[@stuartday1876]

I had a Ford Focus saloon once, its only saving grace was that I couldn't see it when I was driving it😂 it made your eyes bleed to look at it!

[@mungojack]

He's not holding back on this one 🤣

[@davidpayne7898]

I've just ordered the new grandland x have you done a video on them matt

[@cerealbrain3.0]

Love your work Matt and this is the best one I've seen. Maybe consider doing a series on the most hateful cars as they bring out the best in you.

[@HighPeakAutos]

😂 good idea

[@snorkosaurus]

Nissan Juke ? more like the Nissan Joke

[@thepurdychannel8866]

Nissan puke🤢🤮

[@gillscorner794]

It's how they pronounce joke in Sunderland

[@fasthracing]

Well I'm not laughing

[@carlos84000]

I absolutely loved our juke. We had ours from new and I liked the fact that you could see the headlights bulging up. It was great in sport mode and Good on fuel. It served our family for 3 trouble free years. Thumbs up from me 👍🏻

[@pb6198]

Sport mode hahahahahahahahahaha. Itd shit itself if you actually tried to drive it like a sports car

[@carlos84000]

Paul Bartley nothing handles like a nhs lease car in sport mode 🤣

[@Mr.Gundam7]

@@pb6198 does your car has turbo?

[@tanzlidangerfield5829]

3 years thats it?

[@nosloppyplease]

You have made a terrible mistake :)

[@missionpassed4584]

A work colleague of mine was persuaded to buy a 2011 juke for around 5 grand from some dodgy car dealership in/near London, she had bad credit so got a 5 grand loan but had to pay pack 12 grand over a period of time, its had nothing but issues from the start apparently it had been in an accident then repaired at the car stealership before my colleague owned it, she drove in the other day and now has a headlight bulb out, she can't be bothered to deal with it.

[@stevewebster8886]

Absolutely brilliant! What an excellent review :) Fritzl joke was priceless and the humour kept coming. Not wanting you to stock bad cars but, if this is the result, then crack on 😂😂

[@HighPeakAutos]

Steve Webster haha thanks! Glad you enjoyed it

[@bugraaytac2726]

Jayden, Krayden and Chardonnay, clue is in the name. 😂😂😂😂

[@DreamCarGarage1]

Although not my favourite car I like when car makers are bold enough to try a new direction. I think the car looks funky and fresh and lays an interesting design template for future iterations. Hardly anyone liked the Porsche Panamera of Cayenne when they first came out but with each new version the cars were progressively tweaked until now, for me, the Panamera is now a stunning looking vehicle. And I can already see that happening with the Juke. The latest version has kept the recognisable shape but tweaked the design in certain key areas, and it now looks much more aggressive and purposeful, a bit like a jacked-up 370z.

[@HighPeakAutos]

If it’s any consolation I think the Panamera is foul looking too

[@DreamCarGarage1]

@@HighPeakAutos lol. I like that you speak your mind. When social distancing allows we should hook up for a collab. One thing we might agree on is the Skoda Superb. Every since I watched your review I've been looking for and reading about them. I've not regularly done reviews on my channel for 8 while, for one reason or another, but would love to do a review comparing the Superb against similarly sized sub £5k luxury cars like: E class, a6, lexus gs 450h and maybe a Jaguar xf. Thinking I would review them all and maybe buy and run the winner for a while. Anyway thanks for responding to my comment. Keep up the great reviews.

[@matthewlewis2072]

My sister's got one. Motability job. I was amazed how little space there was.

[@flyme195]

Kind of wondered this myself. Everyone I’ve known that’s had one hasn’t kept it very long, reasons being, not practical and crap on fuel being the top reasons. So yeah, what the point?