What's the worst thing you ever got Trick or Treating?

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[@An_Agent_0]

Fun fact: A common Dutch translation for Trick or Treat is ‘Snoep of Je leven’ which in English means ‘Candy or Your life’ which I think fits the Halloween spirit a lot more.

[@noodlesnook]

that’s badass af.

[@emberhermin52]

They're gonna KILL YOU if you don't give then candy?

[@eclairzy3400]

knock knock gimme candy.

[@misham6547]

Knocks in door, no answer, pulls a Glock out

[@LeetleToady7]

*loads gun* Gimme da goods.

[@nonamelegend_vapor]

1:54 “Trunk or treats” are actually a “safe trick or treating” thing here (exurban USA) where members of a local community (usually a church, but could be anything) get together in their parking lot, invite local families, and hand out candy to kids. It’s almost like a tailgate party, but for trick or treating. They’re pretty benign, and everyone is usually friendly

[@Dandandandan23]

thank you lmao

[@genericname2747]

well, that's nice

[@zrainyday5266]

I could imagine a kidnapping happening there lol. Kid goes to get candy, gets pulled into car, car speeds off. It really doesn't seem any safer than trick or treating to me but idk

[@Dandandandan23]

@@zrainyday5266 it’s usually people the kids know i believe

[@rowanB6074]

@@zrainyday5266 the ones I've been to always had little booths set up so you weren't actually near anybody's car and also there were a ton of people around so it'd be almost impossible to grab a kid wo witnesses. I do see how the description sounds sketchy tho

[@AvenRox]

I'm from a poor neighborhood and we had this one house we avoided because they gave out their religious stuff instead of candy and were kinda mean. One year, they seemed to realize the neighborhood kids wouldn't come to them anymore, so they started walking up to trick or treaters passing by and stopping them to *make* them take their pamphlets. It got so bad that most people stopped trick or treating here and started going to the rich neighborhood, where there was one house that gave out full king sized candy bars.

[@thisisastrobbery363]

How did they react to everyone going to the rich neighborhood?

[@barackobama2968]

Imagine making your whole neighborhood not want to celebrate Halloween anymore.

[@DrawciaGleam02]

@@barackobama2968 I kinda think they WANTED that if they were religious....

[@jasonsummit1885]

Sounds like Jehovah's witnesses, that cult is everywhere and I usually just put the leaflets straight into the trash where they belong.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

In my city we have a neighborhood that does that- *with every house* (the rich people giving out king sized bars I mean). Too bad I got too old to trick or treat before going there ever.

[@BonesX-ing]

The angel harp lady reminds me of a neighbor I had in Louisiana. She was a professional orchestral harpist and every year, she'd sit out in her front yard, also dressed as an angel, and play this golden, jewel-detailed harp that was bigger than her. She gave out little bags of angel cake. I miss her during October.

[@Antipaxos_Nadja123]

That's actually really nice

[@escchristian593]

That sounds beautiful. If everyone was like the harp lady, the world would be a better place.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

That’s sweet!🥰

[@Frankenspine628]

I got a nearly empty tube of toothpaste once. It was “unicorn kisses” flavoured, the inside of the lid was beyond disgusting, and it was even rolled up the way you do when you need to get the last sputtering bits out before you throw the tube away. We steered clear of that person’s house after that.

[@mikeymikesh]

Good call.

[@bitterlemonboy]

It's free. It's free stuff! You should be thankful for it. You don't have the right to complain.

[@Frankenspine628]

@@bitterlemonboy I don’t think you understand. It was USED. It would’ve been fine if it was unopened but someone had USED it. It was trash. Also, I am not complaining. I am just sharing my experience.

[@bitterlemonboy]

@@Frankenspine628 its still free though.

[@Frankenspine628]

@@bitterlemonboy Yes, but extremely unsanitary and unusable. It could be compared to getting a half eaten sandwich. It’s free, but someone else has touched it, put their mouth on it, their germs are on it, etc.. You wouldn’t eat the rest of it just because it’s free, would you?

[@splendidsimp]

In my hometown there was a guy who would always give trick or treaters the choice between three barrels, one filled with potatoes, one filled with onions, and one filled with candy. Most kids would just take a handful of candy but I would always go for the potato.

[@alpyki2588]

Reminds me of what my aunt gave out. Apples or Oranges. I always went for the apple.

[@splendidsimp]

@@alpyki2588 I'm like 80% sure there was another house that did the exact same thing as that, small town's are weird

[@chip4039]

I would go for the onions. Could make a curry with it.

[@arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42]

Maximum_nourishment_achieved

[@kirkwahmmett1666]

@@chip4039 Or just carmelise them too. So many possibilities.

[@nobodyburgen4594]

So, I live in Switzerland, so Halloween isn’t very common, but still generally celebrated. We were Trick-Or-Treating and got to an older couples house who were seemingly confused about the whole thing, forcing us to sing Christmas Carols in order to recieve our treat. Our reward? One (1) expired protein bar, with the "On Sale" sticker still on, and a forced hug. Great.

[@genericname2747]

They tried I guess

[@pupdawn]

From switzerland aswell! Me and two friends went trick our treating and an elderly couple opened up for us. They didnt quite get it and asked us to sing, so we did. They tought it was so lovely so they just handed us a 50CHF bill💀💀

[@nobodyburgen4594]

@@pupdawn Holy shit!

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

@@nobodyburgen4594 Hey, American here. How much would that get you?

[@nobodyburgen4594]

@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry So, it’s technically 55 Bucks. But since everything is overpriced here, it’s closer to 35 bucks in "Ability to purchase candy/game station/other kid stuff" money

[@jackyshighlightvideos3481]

Once someone answered the door pretty late in the evening (11pm-ish) and and he looked and us and said “sorry kids. I ran out of candy, but your costumes are cool. I can give you a crisp high-five instead.” I’m not ashamed to admit I gladly high-fived him.

[@Jupiter-T]

Was it crispy?

[@--CHARLIE--]

Sounds like a cool dude. Would gladly high five him in the same scenario.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Neat

[@notinsideyourwalls]

The worst thing I’ve ever gotten is a garlic clove. As you may have guessed, I was dressed as a vampire.

[@tristanb3381]

😂

[@Thelastunicornlover]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Evoimations]

Dude. That shit is so hilarious.

[@notinsideyourwalls]

@@Evoimations I was like 7 and cried afterwards lmao

[@Evoimations]

@@notinsideyourwalls ok fair enough

[@Kai-eb1fv]

Oh I have a story about the best stuff on Halloween, if anyones interested- a place in my neighborhood alternates every year between s’mores and hotdogs (and a can of soda) but part of the deal is that you can sit down at the fire pit in their front yard to make your dog/s’more and take a little break from trick or treating. The old couple are always out there to watch the fire and help open soda cans and stuff. It’s a really wonderful (and surely expensive as hell) little tradition that probably wouldn’t happen anywhere but a small, tight-knit neighborhood like mine where everyone knows everyone :)

[@Thelastunicornlover]

🥰❤️

[@iggypancakes17]

One time, when I was trick or treating, the person handing out the candy said “do you want candy?” I said yes and he gave me some. Then he said “do you want a potato?” Confused but not about to turn down a free potato, I said yes and he handed me a potato. I ate it raw. To this day one of my strangest Halloween experiences ever.

[@-..l]

bro u ate a goddamn potato raw???? menance

[@bloosy1771]

Were you ok after?? Raw potatoes aren't too good for you!

[@Looneluxxe]

I didn't see that twist coming; why did you eat it raw? 💀

[@silenthades]

Potatoes are a kind of nightshade plant so eating them raw can be extremely dangerous, especially once they start to sprout out again. Please be careful!

[@-..l]

@@silenthades oh fuck

[@erukaseven]

I once got a whole kitten while trick or treating. A literal kitten. Best Halloween.

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Do you still have it?

[@izumiiscringe]

at least it wasn’t half a kitten

[@erukaseven]

@@datgaydangernoodle1315 I do not. My parents made us get rid of her after she got out and got knocked up for a second time, because we couldn't afford to get her fixed but we could afford to get her daughter, who my mother loved, fixed and we had her for like 14 years?

[@-..l]

@@erukaseven bruh..

[@PipimiOden]

@@erukaseven Yowch

[@dazcarrr]

i got an orange coloured lollypop one year, and assumed it would also be orange flavoured, because what else would it taste like? why would i ever think otherwise? so i took a lick, and to my horror it was liquorice. that's where my trust issues started

[@mochamonster6956]

As someone who loves liquorice and hates orange, the dishonesty is astounding

[@AeroTheVaporeon]

@@mochamonster6956 you are an unholy creature /s

[@kingpig8732]

@@mochamonster6956 alien spotted

[@moykurs]

I like both liquorice and orange this sounds like a win for me either way

[@indigowendigo8165]

I'm on Team Orange and Hate Licorice like a lot of people too, I think that's one thing I can agree on with most people's tastes. :p

[@negligible_reality]

So my grandpa's birthday is on Halloween, and one year we were all sat down celebrating his birthday while also handing out candy to the trick or treaters. Everything was great! We were eating cake, watching some spooky movies on tv, and generally having a lovely time. Then this one kid (who was completely alone for some reason???) realized that we had cake on the table, and demanded that we give him a slice rather than some of the candy we were passing out. We refused of course, but he wasn't gonna take "No" for an answer!!! He returns 10 minutes later with another kid, and now they're both insisting that we give them cake. We still won't give it to them and now they're getting really pissed off! About half an hour goes by and the same kid comes back again, this time with his mother. Now SHE'S the one demanding we give him the cake!!!! My grandma told her that if they wanted a cake that much, they could just go ahead and buy one themselves and promptly shut the door in the woman's face. Honestly one of my favorite Halloween memories, and one of the most ICONIC moments from my childhood.

[@dreamingahopefuldream4439]

Lol good on your grandma for sticking it to that spoiled brat and their entitled mother.

[@chunkemonke777]

Serves those fuckers right

[@spotlightanimation6719]

the nerve of some people honestly. Good on you for not folding to them.

[@thatonebab7351]

Some of my weird/lame halloween treats I've gathered over the years: - oatmeal packets - toothbrush - apple - raisins - juice box I was not at all upset about 4/5 of these because I have always been an old man in a young person suit. The toothbrush is the only Halloween treat I have ever disliked. Once, I was made to answer a quiz question before I could get my treat. "Who is the current president?" I took a moment, thought, and said "Obama?" very confusedly. I was correct, just caught off guard.

[@bananasplitlady3045]

I used to go to a dentist's house every year who gave out toothbrushes, but they were in addition to the candy and he always had a different clever jumpscare, so he was cool.

[@nobodyburgen4594]

This dude is the Morgan Freeman of mildly funny reddit comments

[@Rapgod3hoursclean]

I want Matt Rose at my funeral

[@____thecommenter1569]

I can't look at This ------> 💀 The same ever again

[@firelight4098]

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[@Spongyboi897]

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[@ssnekky]

@@____thecommenter1569 all i hear is “SKULEMOJI”

[@surgeco.channel8972]

Can’t think of the worst thing I’ve gotten, but one of the best was this super rich house with a huge foyer. Inside they had several huge tables laden with every kind of candy imaginable and let trick-or-treaters choose what they wanted.

[@CLove511]

I feel like such a dick looking back, but I remember going to such houses and being so entitled that I was disappointed they weren't giving out king size candy bars. How quickly the world owes you something just because you think someone can afford it, such a stupid childish mentality I had

[@evanjohns5420]

@@CLove511 Well, you were literally a child, so don't beat yourself up over it.

[@MySerpentine]

@@CLove511 Depends on how rich they are :D

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Wow!

[@laynesmith8851]

I find that whenever I binge watch Matt Rose videos, my internal monologue for the next hour or so is his voice. I’m not even British, but every thought in my mind is in this guys exact dialect.

[@vukvidanovic8276]

Im not even a native english speaker and I hear the same

[@yoshifan4456]

i read this comment in his voice 💀

[@aliciam6145]

oh good it's not just me

[@rowbotia]

same

[@rowbotia]

@@yoshifan4456 SAME, AND YOURS

[@dustorm5012]

3:14 That part made me laugh, the way you said "bag" the second time

[@CoiFishWitch]

Not the worst. But I once my friends and I went to this house the guy had just got back from a business trip and hadn't realised it was Halloween. We went to politely excuse ourselves and wished him a good night, he told us to wait a sec and came out with a packet of cheese flavoured crackers we walked around munching on for the rest of the night. Genuinely the best Halloween experience I've ever had.

[@TiredTimeTraveler]

I remember one year when I was young, I got a pamphlet about how if you celebrate Halloween then you are going to Hell. Absolutely terrified me, not because I thought I was going to go to Hell, but because I was terrified of demons and thought that it would summon one or something. Small me thought that the pamphlet that the crazy Church people gave me would summon demons if I kept. I couldn't even hear the word "pamphlet" without freaking out for like a year or two. I was a strange child.

[@CLove511]

The worst is when they go on the assault. My neighbors would dress their kids as angels and go hand out Bibles and pamphlets to the homeowners. Keep in mind, this is in the extremely conservative/religious Utah, where all the people in the neighborhood except like 5 houses were Christians... But apparently not the right kind and were going to hell, as the kids were happy to tell people.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

No, that's a totally legitimate reaction from a child.

[@supersmilyface1]

@@CLove511 Here in suburban Ohio apparently some people do that with their kids as well. My mom has gotten a few pamphlets over the years that she just throws away. I think it's from a Jehovah's Witness family or something, but I'm not sure.

[@queenscorpion9064]

@Batrachian Bill Christian here, I also don’t understand it. I’ve met older Christian’s that claim it’s demonic and I’ve met other older Christians that see no harm in dressing up and collecting free candy. My parents didn’t care. I just had to be careful what I dressed up as and I was fine

[@gregger_mcgregger]

@Batrachian Bill the entire point on why they even did that was to “scare demons and spirits away” with the costumes. Thank you, that one annoying ass Christian parent who doesn’t even do their research, I sure won’t be going to hell now after not celebrating the day where you wear costumes to tell demons to piss off or something.

[@bretterry8356]

Trunk or treat is a real thing done by some churches and schools. The parents decorate the trunk of their cars and hand out candy to the kids in the parking lot. Faster than walking the whole neighborhood, and you get to see all your friends' costumes.

[@maestrofeli4259]

oh I thought it was something along the lines of "give us candy or will put yiu in the trunk of a car" or something

[@sandstealers476]

Sounds like the creepiest shit i have ever hear how in thr hell do parents trust that

[@sandstealers476]

@@ChloeEIizabethPrice good point

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

and even if a kid grabber does manage to get in, they wont be able to escape anyway, beacuse if the parking lot is anything like my school’s, it will take a half hour to travel the 500 feet to the exit of the parking lot

[@DrawciaGleam02]

@@maestrofeli4259 Oh my God.....

[@sarahbums]

one of my neighbors is an old guy who has a massive snake (a python i think? idk) and every halloween he just sits on his front porch with it draped over his shoulders and lets trick or treaters pet it he also hoards cases of crystal Pepsi in his garage for some reason. his goals are beyond my understanding

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

He sounds chill.

[@zelda43870]

That's me from the future

[@edgytoucan3444]

Iunno, guy sounds pretty cool. I love pythons.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Awww!

[@heyitsuhhh306]

Sounds exactly like something a science teacher at my school would do

[@eyeball.s]

i once knocked at the house of a woman who'd never heard of halloween. i explained it to her and she insisted i sing her a "halloween carol". i awkwardly hummed This Is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas, for which i recieved a bunch of bananas. she then invited me, a 7-year-old, inside, claiming "your mum said you can!". my mum was standing behind me saying nothing of the sort. when i refused to go in the woman gave me £1.37 and said i had to come back for Christmas

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Damn. Actually, sounds like she was kinda lonely (?)

[@catpoke9557]

Either something was up with her mentally or she was trying to abduct you

[@eyeball.s]

@@catpoke9557 she was pretty old, i think she was just lonely and trying to make friends

[@catpoke9557]

@@eyeball.s That is really sad

[@eyeball.s]

@@catpoke9557 yeah... she seemed quite sweet, and it was most likely that she was just looking for friends, but inviting a random group of 6 to 7 year olds inside isn't the way to go about it and there's always the what if of whether that's what she wanted us to think and it was just to get us to come inside. im mostly glad we were cautious bc better safe than sorry but a part of me wishes id gone back again to find her bc she was most likely just sad and desperate for human interaction. i went back to that house recently and she doesnt live there anymore so I'll never know what happened to her :/

[@cherrijoong1765]

Not the worst thing I’ve gotten but definitely the strangest. I was trick or treating with a few friends in another neighborhood. My friends rung the doorbell of an undecorated house. As expected (due to the lack of decorations,) they had no candy for us. But, they did have a huge box of oatmeal cups. We got like 60 oatmeal cups out of this. I loved oatmeal. Those cups stayed at the friends house for at least 2 years. (I think they actually are still there, but we don’t really talk anymore and I haven’t been there for a while.)

[@pvanpelt1]

We gave someone a cat once. To be honest, though, he came to the door with some trick or treaters and wasn’t theirs, so we checked his tag, found out he was named Milo and lived quite a distance from us, brought him inside and called his human. She said he loved tagging along with trick or treaters, but usually didn’t go very far. Her daughter was in middle school and out trick or treating with friends, so she called her to come get Milo. We put him in a bedroom with kibble, water, and a litter box to wait. Our adult cat was not happy about a strange cat in the house, but it was the kitten’s first Halloween and she was already confused so she just went with it. About a half hour later, the daughter turned up with her friends, a little confused. “Mom says you have our cat?” We sent them on their way with Milo the orange kitty and his two brain cells, and extra Halloween candy.

[@singingblueberry]

That is strangely wholesome, thank you for sharing :D

[@YuBeace]

Ok that was a great read, thank you :P

[@NekoChanSenpai]

Shut up that's wholesome and adorable

[@mediocrepony]

That’s so sweet! Also sounds like an accurate depiction of a Milo from someone named Milo!

[@charlimander5683]

Wholesome but... "2 brain cells"...BAHAHAHAHA

[@youtubechicken120]

Slightly related: today on our school announcements our principal said "trick or trunk" instead of "trunk or treat" and we all realized that it sounds weird that way. It sounds like you try to pull tricks and if you get caught they shove you into the trunk of the car

[@barackobama2968]

It sounds like if you don't pull a trick they'll give you candy.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😂😂😂

[@Rapgod3hoursclean]

I remember getting a pack of individual raisins put into my pumpkin Not in a pack, literally every raisin put individually into the pumpkin

[@Sp1derNo1r]

Holy fuck

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh my god, the tedium…

[@DonutBurger]

That's... horrifying. I'm gonna have nightmares about this.

[@-Hail-15]

Wtf💀

[@intwuderUwU]

Ew

[@pizzathefox8809]

This weird house I went to as a kid- oh boy. The whole family answered the door- mostly just the mom while the kids stood behind her awkwardly. I don't remember if she gave us candy, but I just remember she gave us these glow sticks with the logo, "The Oogieooves and the Big Balloon Adventure" on them. She then proceeded to tell us all about the show and how everyone should watch it and how much her family loves it DEARLY. I'm not kidding.

[@philipphalter926]

Don't watch that, from what i've heard it's one of the worst movies ever

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Huh?🤔

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

@@philipphalter926 It's a bad sign when you do worse than _Delgo_

[@nosidenoside2458]

An old dude gave me a bag of pennies. The bag was a circle of fabric, tied together with twine or something. This was like 2012, you could buy nothing with it

[@Julia_Mwa]

This story of mine belongs to my brother. Here in Australia, Halloween is a relatively new thing and only a handful of people do it, a few decorated houses here and there, maybe a few people showing up at your door for trick or treating of course if they don’t just skip your house entirely. So a few years ago my brother went out trick or treating with his friends. They went down to a big block of houses that we usually trick or treat at because they have the most houses doing Halloween in our area. My brothers friends forgot about our little rule about ‘only going to decorated houses’ because, yeah, not many do Halloween here. So they decided to go to a few non decorated houses. All went well, most of the houses knew what Halloween was so they gave my brother and friends their candy, except one house. This next house, the person had NO IDEA what Halloween was and probably thought he was getting robbed by a bunch of 13 year olds, so he gave them each some money. My brother and his friends gave back the money and explained what Halloween was, so the man gave them bags of chips instead, and they just left without a word, chips in bag.

[@AxolotlQueen]

i would have kept the money lmao

[@dinothegreatest1652]

@@AxolotlQueen people who do that are evil, not saying i wouldn’t

[@Evan-fw6wt]

children can be quite evil, you know.

[@jotarodidyoubustthisnut]

In America we have the rule that houses that give out candy leave their outside lights on and those who don’t turn them off and then we all side eye the houses with the lights off for possibly being sex offenders who aren’t legally allowed to give out candy to children .

[@Lesbiwolf92]

Halloween aint new here in Australia, it's just nobody bothers fucking around with trick or treating and just does the occasional halloween dress up party or watches horror movies.

[@hatman8045]

One time at Halloween these same 3 kids kept coming back to our house over and over again to get more candy. After the first time we started giving them mini potatoes instead of candy. The problem was that they kept coming back to get more potatoes.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I totally get this. They were probably going to get their Mums to do a roast 😀

[@jasonsummit1885]

I'd take the potatoes too, add a packet of ranch dressing mix and bake in the oven for ranch potatoes.👍

[@olivercharles2930]

@@jasonsummit1885eww no

[@Astro-bh7fv]

swap the potatoes for asparagus

[@Vault111Cookbook]

Why potatoes of all things

[@WasatchWind]

The best thing I ever got trick or treating was these little Halloween Chia pet things - like we each got a little vampire or Frankenstein, and they grew grass hair. This neighbor _also_ gave us cans of soda, so pretty awesome.

[@kittycypher]

Coolest neighbor on the block😎

[@WolfRider2002]

The worst thing I got when trick or treating, it would either be these shitty lime jello things that I remember eating sometime in summer, or a bag of pita chips. To be fair to the pita chips, my parents did end up enjoying the chips. Now, the weirdest thing I got in my bag would either be a ballpoint pen, or another Halloween bag that included a $5 mcdonalds gift card. The additional Halloween basket I actually got as an apology as earlier that year one of their dogs had attacked me

[@Ned-nw6ge]

Here in the Netherlands celebrating Halloween is still kind of new (when I was a kid I could go to kids parties and scary events at school all dressed up, but trick-or-treating wasn't a thing yet, at least not in my area), so my parents and I have trouble getting used to having to have candy in the house around october 31st. We do already have little bags of instant hot chocolate at that time, so when there's kids coming by our door for trick-or-treats they we give them enough hot choco to last the entire winter.

[@controlbrains]

One time, some guy invited us into his house and, being the stupid children we were, we actually went inside. I think we were 13. He gave us a small tour of his house, all decorated appropriately, and then gave us a horseshoe and showed us the door. Not a horseshoe each, one single horseshoe between three of us. We just went with it and continued trick or treating completely unphased.

[@iamme2739]

What the fuck?

[@supersmilyface1]

How did you guys decide who got to keep the horseshoe?

[@H0SANNA]

What?

[@controlbrains]

@@supersmilyface1 I can’t remember. I think my friend was really into horses at the time, so she took it Every October the story of the weird guy and his horseshoe comes back to me. I will never forget it

[@controlbrains]

@@H0SANNA I wish I was making it up! But honestly I’m not. I can’t even remember where that guy’s house even is anymore, but I do remember there was another man just sitting at the kitchen table (also dressed up appropriately). It was so weird, I don’t think any of us ever told our parents about it

[@lalas181]

The worst thing I ever got trick or treating was a tiny fundamental Christian comic book. I was dressed as the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland, and the guy handing them out asked me if I liked books. One of my friends hid all the ones our group got in another friend's room as a prank, so at least something good came from it. Second worst was that time I dressed up as a plague doctor and everyone thought I was the black spy from Spy Vs Spy. Very validating that plague doctors are now so common a costume that you can find crummy bagged ones at Spirit Halloween.

[@bogos_binted.]

I've gone as a plague doctor since 2019 because given the pandemic it was still relevant. breaking the record this year tho everyone thought I was an scp

[@indigowendigo8165]

Damn, that sucks, because that's one of the things I would love to dress up as... sigh. :( Otherwise, some others are just typical devil, grim reaper, and monster clown type of stuff. :p I like them scary. XD But... maybe some originality could be nice too, if I could come up with anything and had the time, money, and resources to put it together, or something. :p (I wonder how scary a costume of The Lich from Adventure Time or The Beast from Over the Garden Wall would be. :p).

[@supersmilyface1]

I'd love to see someone dressed as a Spy Vs. Spy character as much as I would a plague doctor. Also, last year so many people thought I was dressed as a Harry Potter character because I had on a long black coat with a white collared shirt on underneath with a tie. Guess the chains and gears all over the coat were completely ignored.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@indigowendigo8165 My friend is gonna try to go as the Beast version of Wirt, but it would be so cool to see a costume of just the Beast. That and the Nowhere King.

[@Foreskin-Bandit]

I should wear my NBC poncho and gas-mask NBC stands for Nuclear/Biological/Chemical

[@Peri_1]

I have a couple quick odd Halloween stories: Not me but a kid a couple doors down from us received a bag of deer blood allegedly. When I try to talk about it again years later he said he never received that. Worst Halloween thing I got was a Christian booklet about the local Church n stuff. I’m not a Christian, and my parents did raise me one either. So very odd A guy in my neighborhood had a fur suit. And was probably a furry. But I never connected those two dots, didn’t really matter cause he gave out king/queen sized candies. It was especially weird he lived in the neighborhood since it was family-oriented/retirement place for the elderly

[@coolcorvoid]

Fursuits are incredibly expensive. If he could afford one, I'm not surprised he could also afford to hand out the big candy.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

❤

[@b0nech3wer50]

When I was ten, I went trick or treating with my older sister. We knocked on one dudes door, and he panicked, guess he forgot it was Halloween, he asked us to wait a moment, came back five minutes later with a Tesco bag, he promptly gave the bag and shut the door in our face. Inside the bag was a brand new electric toothbrush, a box of red hair dye, shampoo, conditioner and body wash. The man had given us a bag of random toiletries?

[@SpiteBeing]

The only time I went trick or treating (I was like 7 or 8) for some reason no one gave out wrapped candies, and I dropped my bag, all the candy spilled out on the ground. I cried

[@Queenofdragons6]

Ouch.

[@SpiteBeing]

@@Queenofdragons6 the biggest L i have ever taken in my life tbh

[@hmm6152]

If it wasnt wrapped then that was probably suspicous in the first place.

[@stargazer31]

Matt's "creepy old lady" voice sounds like a malfunctioning Marge Simpson furby

[@ashaler__]

i can only imagine what such a monstrocity would look like

[@sakkra93]

@@ashaler__ I *want* to know that monstrosity would look like! Call it a morbid sense of curiosity, lol.

[@DLBookTheGamer]

​@@sakkra93I'd call it a fetish

[@EmiWolf-xg1js]

I DID get ramen once for Halloween. It was my last time trick-or-treating as I was getting too old for it. The senior high school student in me greatly appreciated it.

[@colossaltitan3546]

Man, I wish you'd still be able to go trick or treating when you get older without fear of being judged. I can kinda understand why it's more of a kid's thing but I wish there was some kind of grownups'alternative

[@sentientmarshmallow4644]

My mom was a dental hygienist so naturally she handed out tooth brushes (with candy also dw) and the kids ate that shit UP. Turns out a Spider-Man toothbrush is really exciting to a 7 year old

[@organizer.spaztasticc3541]

Every year in one of the adjacent cul-de-sacs, there's a family who sets up a huge station for hot cocoa, donuts, and a good ol' fire. The route we take, it's usually on our way back when we're already cold and getting tired. I freaking love those people.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

That is AWESOME 😎

[@basic_beccalou]

I was trick or treating with my friends and my mum, when I was about 6. Me and my friends ran towards someone’s front door whilst my mum waited at the end of the drive. An old man (looked about in his 80s) answered the door and we said “trick or treat!”… he replied with *“I don’t believe in children!”* and slammed the door in our faces 😂😂… it was very weird, none of us could grasp what the hell he meant 😂😂

[@Zsemicolonrightparentheses]

He was likely making fun of atheists, whom he assumed all trick or treaters are, because some extremely religious Christians don't like Halloween. my answer uses as much sense as I can make of this, if whoever reading this knows anything else that can solve this please try to.

[@basic_beccalou]

@@Zsemicolonrightparentheses you’re probably right tbh, ty

[@Zsemicolonrightparentheses]

@@basic_beccalou you're welcome.

[@uprtr-um7ng]

You don't fookin exist! *Slams door and starts blasting Gangnam style agressivley*

[@carlycarmine3858]

Probably just the local grumpy old geezer

[@crackasilly]

When I was twelve, I went trick-or-treating as jeff the killer (as an edgy 12 year old would) and some older lady handing out candy looked at me, asked if I was okay, and proceeded to give me a mini bible

[@komloli8894]

I live in Finland, where we don't do trick or treating so much, but we have this celebration around Easter called "virpomisvarpomispäivä" which basically has the same idea as Halloween, except you actually have to give the person basically a decorated twig in return for the candy (or some cash). Me and my friend were doing that one year and we got these really rotten pears from one old lady. They were really gross and we were really young, so we just threw them in a pile of snow. It was so funny at the time.

[@Jupiter-T]

ok I'm just stuck on the fact that there's a Finnish celebration called "virpomisvarpomispäivä" because that word sounds totally made up

[@komloli8894]

@@Jupiter-T The official name is "virpomispäivä" but it's also called "virpomisvarpomispäivä".

[@teemuaho4807]

@@Jupiter-T Honestly never called it that, the day it's done on is called Palm Sunday (palmusunnuntai) and the act itself is called virvonta/virpominen

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Cool

[@koopatroopa7968]

I was expecting the thread to just be filled with “I got a rock”

[@frogfrogfrog397]

This AWESOME HOUSE gave us these see-through plastic bags. Inside the bags was one mini bag of skittles, 2 strips of that sour rainbow things and some sour patch kids.

[@rohancrow5474]

A lady gave me a pamphlet about how Halloween is the devil’s holiday and on the back was a list of sins with a lollipop taped to it

[@witherambush]

Thank you Matt, wasn't at my best lately but your videos actually help me distract myself a little from what's going on in my life right now

[@bloodymetalangel287]

Hang in there, buddy. I’m right there with you.

[@witherambush]

@@bloodymetalangel287 thank you so much

[@hellosiriamoof]

I got told that "Smoking is really bad for you" one time while trick or treating because I was going as a mobster and had a duct tape & paper cigar

[@JaxonBellve]

shoulda had it say "100% purely fake ciggie"

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@JaxonBellve😂😂😂

[@official-obama]

2:06 _comes back wearing devil costume_ me: I have found the knowledge very useful. Thanks for the instructions!

[@imaghost2961]

I once got some strange candy that had clearly been poorly rewrapped with duct tape. I immediately threw it away when I found it. Scared the heck out of me.

[@AG-ej7zm]

1:20 I LOVE that Matt went So close to the microphone when he said "NO BUN."

[@RichardThimble]

I like how some people got condoms or a fish head, and one guy is mad he got yellow starbursts.

[@jordancambridge4106]

When I was 13 me and a friend went on a massive candy hunt. Back in 2003 when a kid could walk threw out the entire city and people stayed open until they ran out of candy and the stores ran out of candy from all the candy runs back when people had the spirit of Halloween flowing in their veins I did my last hurray. We left when school got out early at 1am to my place and put on our costumes. Then we went to so many houses I asked to borrow a Walmart shopping cart from Walmart. Now what we did to that cart is both impressive and horrifying. I used a lot of energy to push that cart. So when coming back to the house the cart was without a doubt in pain. By the time we got the cart to my house because I had a good place ready to be able to sort the stuff and we were staying over at my house at the time well the cart broke from the weight. The metal fully bent and could no longer hold the strain of the weight. Those carts carts are designed to hold at least 2000 pounds of weight but we broke the cart. I had to mostly drag the cart back to the store the next day and apologize about not bringing it back the day before and apologized for breaking it. Turns out the guy saw us pushing and pulling it and was horrified at the amount of candy we had. We filled multiple pillow cases and we went door to door and we had to take turns watching the cart and it took both of us to dam near drag it to the house but when we got to a hill the cart was able to get a bit of speed by still really easy to stop because of all the weight. That was the last hurray and I could have trick or treated a few more years but hell nah I went out with a bank and that cart made a few sounds when it hit the ground when the metal fully snapped. To trick or treat after that would have been an insult to trick or treating because there was no fucking way I was going to come close that amount of candy again and well in truth I had so much candy I was able to pass out candy from it while eating it for 2 years and I still had candy up to September of the 3 year after that last hurray. I was 16 when that candy was finally gone. I was 13 when I got the candy and 16 when it was finally gone.

[@-..l]

ZAMN. That’s a lot of candy. In my area, most people now and days finish giving out candy around 10 AM, and usually start around 6 AM. Less candy too, only one or two that we get to pick out. Go home with only half or a quarter and a half filled bag. Back in 2010-2012, people started at 5-6 AM, and usually finished around 3 AM because of a devils hour myth about candy being poisoned at 3 AM. Most of the people let us loop around and get more candy from them after an hour or less had passed. Candy was much cheaper to buy back then, so most houses had a crap ton of candy to give, whole hand filled scoops. Go home with a full bag, or two full bags if my mom brought an extra bag. I miss those days :(

[@jordancambridge4106]

Dam now I get less than 6 to 20 kids max trick or treating. I use to pack up far later but now its like at 5 to 6 pm at latest. I am going to set up a little table in the dirt lot across the street from (K) but I am not sure how many kids I will get. I am going to pass out toys and otter pops. Both types of otter pops will be the same but 1 box will be frozen solid and the other frozen cold but in liquid form. Fun fact if you freeze otter pops then let them thaw then freeze again then thaw then freeze again all the otter pops will not freeze solid but will be as cold as frozen just not ice.

[@thehydrationman5500]

Just like how mom used to say..

[@spencerboyce6227]

Geez Shakespeare, you wrote a novel in the comment section

[@--CHARLIE--]

The term is 'hurrah', not 'hurray'.

[@frogboidakota]

One Halloween my sister and I went trick-or-treating and there was a guy giving out Taco Bell Hot Sauce. I thought it was hilarious lol!

[@corbiepayne]

Huh, someone else in the comments mentioned their brother giving out Taco Bell hot sauce. I wonder if it's the same guy or if there's just multiple hot sauce guys?

[@frogboidakota]

@@corbiepayne maybe, this happened in a small town in Kansas. That would be hilarious if it is the same guy lol

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Neat😂

[@silverflight01]

1:48 That person must be fun at parties if they act like that around children

[@REIN-carnation]

I know people have probably experienced the same thing, but there was this family who lived down the road from my house. Insane decorations, and as most houses go, the better the decorations, the better the candy. They handed out Kraft fruit strips one year.

[@ryeofthebeholder]

I once got a single charcoal briquette straight out of the barbecue grill this old couple was storing candy in. I felt scorned.

[@karnickel-s33d16]

They must have thought your costume was shitty

[@thefinalgirl6907]

Once got a king sized Hershey bar, on the outside the rich woman I got it from had STAPLED her business card to the candy bar, not the wrapper, THE CANDY BAR ITSELF. Let's just say that woman got into one hell of a screaming match with my father

[@genericname2747]

Imagine being so rich you can ruin king sized candy bars to advertise your buisness

[@thefinalgirl6907]

@@genericname2747 I almost damn near choked on the staple because I was too excited about it to check it first before biting a huge chunk out of the giant bar, she stapled it in there FOUR TIMES

[@genericname2747]

@@thefinalgirl6907 There's a good chance she just wanted kids to suffer. Four times is excessive

[@verticalkoala1264]

@@genericname2747 Yeah. I heard about this sadistic father who poisoned HIS OWN SON'S Pixy Stix. The kid unfortunately died. He did it to other kids too. He was executed in the '80s. His nickname is The Candyman.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@verticalkoala1264I’ve heard of that

[@diodigosbaldo]

A rotten banana, a bitten rotten banana.

[@layali5723]

My neighbor has a lime tree so he always has way too many limes. On Halloween he gives out a small piece of candy for every five limes that you pick.

[@basedokadaizo]

my trick-or-treating nightmare was getting a stale bag of southwest airlines-branded chex mix. comparing the wrapper from then with more recent ones i've received while flying, i have reason to believe that bag was old as balls.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

🤮🤮🤮

[@azula8014]

I remember I was talking to my grandma and she said “I didn’t have anything for the kids so I gave them an orange” I can assume nobody came after that

[@edgytoucan3444]

At least she gave them something! I’d be disappointed to but I appreciate the effort

[@azula8014]

@@edgytoucan3444 she said to me “they looked disappointed and nobody came after that”

[@Thelastunicornlover]

I like oranges 🍊

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

I remember me and my younger sister having this man give us a handful of peanuts, WHICH STILL HAD THE SHELLS ON, smiled, and said to us: “You can feed the monkeys now too.” What the fuck?

[@zillynfox]

LMAO??

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

So... Did you feed the monkeys?

[@Antifearn]

Was that supposed to be a racist joke, or was he being innocent or something?

[@purplepartytigerd1598]

HAHAHAHA

[@themarioking7127]

Was he wearing all yellow too, perhaps?

[@NinjaCarson]

I once got a coupon for karate lessons hidden in a candy wrapper. Still have it hanging on the fridge.

[@Fighting.Flower]

Not really a treat i got but more of an experience: one time (actually last year [never too old to go trick or treating i say]) i was dressed up as a Postal Pirate (came up with it the year prior after looking at pirate hats when i was costume shopping for my Halloween Hodge Podge costume [it's a combined mix of concepts from costumes of Halloweens prior] and an interpretation of a character from a CD Rom trivia game), it's basically someone wearing both a cheap pirate costume and the box it came in. So there was this lady dressed up as a doctor and she assumed that i was dressed up as lake pollution, when i corrected her and said that i was a postal pirate she not only ignored me but DOUBLED DOWN on her assumption before taking her prop syringe and attempting to vaccinate me. Now some background on me: i am quite autistic and i really don't like it when i get touched, especially if it's strangers. I'm already quite angry at this lady calling my costume ocean pollution especially after correcting her several times. And when i told her (the calmest i could since i made a deal with my mom to not make a scene when trick or treating) to not touch me; she kept trying to inject me. So my plea quickly turned to me aggressively screaming to not fucking touch me as she was proceeding to touch and mess up my costume (it was raining so i was being EXTRA careful with my costume), she ended up getting it after my mom had to intervene and explain to the lady that i am not only on the spectrum, but i REALLY hated being touched and that i was not trick or treating in character (which she was assuming that me correcting her that i was a postal pirate and my panicked screaming was me acting like ocean pollution). The lady didn't really apologize, i was however able to keep trick or treating since my mom actually agreed that the lady wasn't respecting my boundaries and even stated that she was pretty mean by assuming that the costume i lovingly made was ocean pollution and that she was indirectly calling my costume trash. The rest of my Halloween was great (aside from the cold rain against my VERY not waterproof costume), i ended up doing a victory lap when my mom tapped out and completely turned my costume into mush (that was the first Halloween where i didn't keep anything from my costume). If you're curious: this year i'm going as a biblically accurate angel (i got the idea from last year after looking at some wings while shopping for my postal pirate costume), i'm taking extra steps to waterproof it so i won't have a repeat of last year. It's coming along great and i've recently added a Lolita inspired twist to it since it shared some elements from that style. I'm also planning on salvaging a lot of stuff from it for use in projects since it's already getting pretty expensive. I hope this year i can really wow & dazzle the people giving out candy enough for them to not process the fact that i am quite old to be still trick or treating (it cuts on time allowing for more candy!). I also hope i can sign up for a trick or treating charity so i can help people out (and the fact we have a sort of streak of forgetting the red charity boxes and needing to donate our own money and i really want to experience trick or treating with the red charity box! [and it would fit well with my costume]). A bit of a long rambling comment, but i really wanted to get this story out because it really bugged me when it happened. Hope y'all have a happy Halloween and that people respect your boundaries when going door to door and/or giving out candy!

[@Naixatloz]

How does screaming = acting like ocean pollution??

[@Fighting.Flower]

@@Naixatloz I've been trying to figure out that lady's thought process for the whole year!

[@verticalkoala1264]

Was that lady okay mentally?

[@Fighting.Flower]

@@verticalkoala1264 No idea.

[@retorche]

how tf do you dress up and act like ocean pollution 😭😭😭

[@Queerlyness]

My worst? a lecture from my parents about how I was gonna die.

[@mozzeralleh]

a threat or a health warning?

[@Thelastunicornlover]

That sucks

[@AGBDYM]

I got pranked by a guy in a scarecrow costume sitting in a chair pretending to be a real scarecrow. It was me in front, on the porch about to knock/ring the doorbell, and like 6 other random kids visibly younger than me, with our parents on the sidewalk watching us. I screamed the loudest and that was the last house we went to before we had to go home because I was emotionally scarred. I don’t even think I grabbed the candy. I think they gave it to one of my parents 😂

[@kokichisbakery9720]

I encountered someone doing the fake scarecrow thing once. I was dressed as a fairy and proceeded to smack him with my wand.

[@stargazer31]

My dad did something like this once! He hid under some camo netting, so he looked like a bush, and jumped out at kids and yelled at them

[@--CHARLIE--]

@@stargazer31 based

[@bottleomustard97]

1:43 'my braincells have never been the same since' yeah neither will mine after reading all that

[@ray-rayrambles3263]

For me it was from a well meaning albeit VERY confused Chinese family who were spending their first year in America and didn’t know what the heck trick or treating was and why a bunch of children kept banging on their door asking for candy, so they started handing out persimmons

[@Confetti_Spaghetti]

Last year for halloween i got a couple coupons for a Jasons Deli….that was 10 years expired. The weirdest part is that when we knocked no one answered, they just stuck their fingers out of the mail slot, and pointed to a random box that was full of those coupons that said “take one”

[@EliTheBigGuy]

Thank you for posting today, Matt. Happy spoopy month!

[@Matt_Rose]

💀💀💀

[@pollo-of-space]

@@Matt_Rose skullemojiskullemojiskullemoji, as you would say.

[@EliTheBigGuy]

@@Matt_Rose "He said it, He said it!" - Peter Griffin

[@StuffandThings_]

@@Matt_Rose Spooky Scary Skullemojis send shivers down your spine...

[@MarbleSodaPop]

I never got anything more than candy and crappy Halloween pencils from trick-or-treating, though I did get one of those Hug juices in the little barrel-shaped plastic cups once. But I did once get an excessive amount of toothbrush from a parade that handed out mostly candy. I also got a mini pom-pom made out of cheap material, yes only ONE, from the same parade. Edit: Just in case people don't know what pom-poms are, they're the bushy things cheerleaders use

[@lambybunny7173]

Honestly some of the stuff sounds cool like damn cheesecake mix??? Sounds like an awesome thing to do the day after Halloween, or you can save it for whatever next upcoming holiday you got. Man now I wish I got cheesecake mix for halloween instead of awful pencils

[@burgrz_tasty1237]

“What did you get on Halloween?” “Cheesecak 🤤”

[@PlagueRavenRX]

I would have traded my whole treat bag for a whole frigging cheesecake, like damn.

[@deepfriedlettuce.]

It's the weirdest thing you got not the worst

[@supersmilyface1]

Many years ago my mom would let kids choose between getting a few pieces of candy or a bag of unpopped popcorn. She usually ran out of popcorn bags by the end of the night.

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

@@burgrz_tasty1237 Beesebak?

[@lakamokolaka]

My wife got a fish, an actual live fish, and still to this day she doesn't know why as they refuse to clarify when she asked about it

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Great, if I go trick-or-treating one day, I want to get a turtle or a newt.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

WUT🤔

[@lakamokolaka]

@@Thelastunicornlover They gave my wife a live fish as a child for a treat for Halloween

[@dumbledwarf8888]

I have an opposite story. I was once trick or treating on my street and there was a really lovely Irish couple who lived only a few houses down of mine. They never had their lights on for a Halloween except for one year. I knocked on their door and said that they had no sweets left, so they instead gave me a £5 note! Best people I’ve ever knew.

[@squid69]

I consider “Trunk or Treat” a real thing. You either get a treat, or get locked in the trunk of a complete stranger as they drive away, kidnapping you. Don’t trust anybody with a van.

[@OZdoesArt]

I got what I initially thought to be a ziplock bag of coffee beans, they turned out to be chocolate covered raisins. Didn't eat any as I was always taught by my parents not to eat anything unwrapped (my mom still swears there was a mass candy poisoning in her area when she was a kid, I think it was proven to be an urban legend but she still insists it happened!) I remember an older woman offering me a bowl with totally unwrapped candy covered..somethings? I almost didn't take any but took one to be polite and another after she goaded me to take more. Looking back I'm more concerned how many kids like, picked their butt before reaching into that bowl and now the surface of that candy is germ-city. One of my friends got ramen from a group of college guys who ran out of candy and resorted to handing out cup-o-noodles and sporks, she was actually super excited. My family always throws non-candy goodies in with what we give out to trick-or-treaters, little kids go NUTS for spider rings but usually ignore pencils. High schoolers though are surprisingly very grateful for the pencils.

[@-..l]

It is possible there could’ve been a mass candy poisoning during her time. It was more common for people to poison candy a long time back (approximately 1980s-1990s) A while back in 2012 of my area, there was a mass candy poisoning from the milk duds which were boxed candies. Easy to open, and then glue shut. No one died, but there were like 20+ kids who got food poisoning. I don’t know what type of poison was used. My mom would take out all the milk duds we got, and throw them out. To this day, she still does that. Any candies that could be glued closed, my mom occasionally throws out. Anything that is suspiciously wrapped, she throws out.

[@ashaler__]

i would have loved a pencil when i was younger, i kept losing them

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

3:25 Thanks for that information, JizzNipples.

[@helloifuseethis]

Really appreciate it, JizzNipples.

[@iguanaboi3921]

Trunk or Treat was like a thing my school used to do. Basically kids would go trick or treating in the school parking lot, and the school staff would give them candy out of their trunk

[@glucoseguardian9999]

Cheesecake mix? A can of soup? Ramen? Bread? (This is a whole grocery list and the adult part of my brain is elated with the idea of receiving it on a trick-or-treat. I get plenty of food as is and live very comfortably, but the thought still pleases me).

[@crackedsunflower8123]

hey matt!! you’re much more of an alcohol guy than a 420 guy, but i think a fun video idea would be people’s high google searches/phone notes/ideas. this vid was another banger, thanks g :)

[@Rrrab]

I always get happy when Matt uploads, my Friends mom was attacked by a group of masked men outside my school an hour ago, so it’s good to have something relaxing to watch.

[@krimsonkatt]

The vegan cult strikes again!

[@rosykindbunny1313]

I hope she's ok!

[@Rrrab]

@@rosykindbunny1313 idk, it was all kept secret but she wasn’t really hurt or anything, but she got a few punches

[@laurelgrey7602]

I was also going to explain trunk or treating, but seems like it's been covered. My online addition is that I live in a semi-rural area, so it was the only way to go trick or treating. It can also be helpful if Halloween falls on a Sunday or something. Can be scheduled for convenience

[@laurelgrey7602]

Also, youngest children get screwed when it comes to trick or treating.

[@DrawciaGleam02]

@@laurelgrey7602 "cause the bigger kids prank them???

[@NatGeoGacha]

When I was in middle school, I was trick-or-treating with friends and our elderly neighbors were giving away ballpoint pens instead of candy. None of us were happy. We never saw that couple again.

[@karnickel-s33d16]

They were spirits trolling you.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

I like pens

[@milkslice3730]

we don’t really do trick or treat here in sweden, but my friend’s neighborhood did. so one time when I was having a sleepover at her house some trick-or-treaters knocked on our door and we didn’t have any candy so I just gave them oranges

[@BaconNuke]

Love how so many people were like "I was too small/young for xyz" but... the people handing out business cards or vote buttons or whatever probably expected the parents to eventually receive the items and was using the kids to "deliver" them

[@bubblegumbunny]

Now I want to troll kids by putting stupid shit in their trick or treat bags. I mean, I'll give them sweets too, but I might also throw in a wrapped pair of shoelaces, or a fake mustache.

[@jimmy_os]

A fake moustache wouldn’t be that bad imo

[@-..l]

dress as a doctor, give them a bag of umbilical cords, and say “your mom was here”

[@liastaob]

My 8 year old son would adore a fake mustache!

[@andrewtwilliams]

I would pick the fake mustache over a treat any day.

[@ShawnJohnson-xo5hn]

And throw in some Dick Enrico bobble heads as well

[@anderslangballe8693]

I once went as SWAT agent for "sidste skoledag" a tradition in Denmark were we dress up and throw candy usually toffee at the younger kids at the school another school (the one that got famous for a massive rat infestation) some students figured out how to make simple home made stinkbombs those were some good times

[@unknownvesselelenadediego4236]

I got the worst thing on Halloween last year : no childrens at the door, while i dressed up as Chara ( Undertale ), and even dressed up my cat plush as the plague doctor. All for nothing. Also my dog sabotaged the party.

[@mafuyume]

Were they scared because you were Chara? I would've come up to you and screamed "Hey, it's Chara! How's Undyne?" This made me realize what a dork I am :V

[@unknownvesselelenadediego4236]

@@mafuyume no, i think that was because of Covid lolol.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

That sounds so sad 😭

[@unknownvesselelenadediego4236]

@@Thelastunicornlover It was. Hopefully, the party i threw the following year was much better.

[@arachne4070]

Once I went trick or treating to this old guys door, he was eating his dinner on a tray. On that that tray was *the most disgusting, vile looking spud (potato) I have EVER seen*, nervously asked him "trick or treat?" Holding out my little bag, then without even looking me in the eye, he just dumped his awful dinner into my bag. I have never looked at a mashed spud the same way again

[@missmaam5169]

Once me and my brother got several bags of Welch's gummies from an old lady that was standing on the sidewalk. As we were leaving, she said "Merry Christmas."

[@mondu7836]

My favorite Halloween experience so far was because one year we decided to go to every house, regardless of how long/dark the driveway, so we went down this one house that we had never been down before, it had a light on so we knew there were people, and once we got there a slightly confused guy in his early 30s I think opened the door, once they realized what day it was they seemed to get excited? I'm not really sure because I was little and that's what I remember, and they went through there cupboards looking for snacks to give us because we were the first kids to trick or treat there for a good number of years, I think 10+ but again I was little, 7-8 years ago so I can't remember everything well. When I say I was little I mean it was long enough to go for me to not remember well enough, so in some cases 2 years ago would be when I was little, lol

[@Willy-uk9tr]

3:20 that took a weird turn..

[@shrimpchild]

Not the worst thing but, I once got a rusty metal rod. I kept it and I still have it now. lol

[@ReficulQwertz]

when i got to 3:00 a glitch happened on my computer and it started playing random buzzes and I thought that was part of it and that it was my soul music. My computer crashed but at least I know that my soul sounds like a broken audio player