Brain Farts

[@Matt_Rose]

THIS IS NOT A BRAIN FART - NEW VIDEO COMING THIS THURSDAY TOO. WHY? BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT.

[@NoSalad816]

real

[@foo_dz]

matt = w

[@heyitstandy]

You are hilarious, keep doing what you do best! ❤

[@ZacBobisKing]

BOARD GAME RAGE STORIES WHEN

[@miniummanee1733]

thank you matt you truly blessed us

[@Slaydrik]

I was thinking about what happens when you freeze juice a few days ago and I thought to myself, "If you freeze apple juice, do you get an apple?" and it genuinely took me a couple seconds to realize how stupid that is

[@voidbite]

The last "it" should be "is", I know you probably know this, but I'm telling you anyway.

[@dizzy_jump]

@@voidbitegodzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[@iluvmelatoningummies]

@@dizzy_jump no cuz same 😭

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

If you consider a fruit to be the solid equivalent of fruit juice (in the same way ice is the solid equivalent to water) then yes, in a very abstract way, freezing apple juice would create an apple

[@imgayareyou]

freeze grape juice in an ice cube try to make square grapes

[@gosha305]

I once thought I'd try tasting milk by pouring some on my finger, then proceeded to pour like a fourth of the carton on the floor, not even considering that a finger had no logical way of holding any amount of liquid.

[@dougfowler1368]

Presumably you were wondering if it was spoiled, where at least it makes sense you weren't worried about wasting it. I once tried to drink the last of my milk from a cereal bowl, but tipped the bowl fast to chug it, forgetting that it, you know, did not have a narrow spot.

[@swededude1992]

My town used to have it's own milk. Before doing anything with it we had to shake it, according to instructions on the milk carton. Eventually the production of my towns milk ended. We all had to buy other brands of milk. Out of old habbit I shaked the new branded milk and all of it's contents went everywhere on my floors and walls due to a diffrent oppening on the carton. 😂

[@-belue-6697]

@@swededude1992...That sounds like a story ROSE from The Golden Girls would say. 😂

[@grmpf]

@@swededude1992 This reminded me of something that happened to me, though I'm not sure if it counts as a brain fart. My sister and I were on holiday together. It was lovely. We were having breakfast in our hotel room the morning of our last day there. I picked up a carton of orange juice. It was the type with pulp in it, so I shook it. The carton was open. In an instant, I splashed orange juice all over myself and my side of the table, but somehow nothing on my sister. This was followed by several seconds of silence, then I asked her, "Why aren't you laughing?" She explained that she was suppressing it so as to not piss me off because my situation was already bad enough. That's kind of an astonishing thought process, but I did appreciate it, even though I wasn't actually mad in the first place.

[@efoxkitsune9493]

I'm dying

[@PHN3]

I forgot the name for cattails during art, and only remembered what Undertale called a similar looking plant, so I told my teacher I wanted to draw a "water sausage."

[@augustoof13]

you should listen to that one cattail song about a guy wanting to eat cattails. "ME WANT BITE I WANT WATER CORNDOG DELIGHT" or whatever lmao

[@qopparune]

Lol

[@-alovelygaycat-]

⁠@@augustoof13 Close enough, it’s “plant corndog delight”

[@jogadorderoblox2017]

One day someone told me a joke that "did you know that the titanic pool is still filled with water nowadays?" I was genuinely shocked.

[@mothlee]

Water sausage is a real-life common name for a cattail lol

[@mrlokilover]

As both a digital and traditional artist, the amount of times i’ve tried to zoom in on my paper or double tap it to undo a line is uncountable

[@sketchymcqeeks]

✏✏ "ah that doesn't look too good i'll just ctrl+z" **taps sketchbook page**

[@Searchhellowmeistontumblr]

the double-tapping the paper is painfully relatable 😞

[@uranian-Umbra]

I once was working on blender on my computer and I… double tapped my keyboard to undo.

[@kiragamer7520]

yes!!!! same, and same for my friend as well

[@NexeL_NKC]

I do that too. Only I reach for ctrl alt z when I’m on paper sometimes. Lol

[@samcandles]

Can we appreciate all the electricity Matt puts in his jug?

[@harribow2012]

let’s hope not

[@AzillaKiami]

@@harribow2012Let's hope so

[@tylerbenjamin3842]

​@@harribow2012You too. I mean have a good day.

[@rorororotoro]

Um what 😭

[@pqddachu]

​@@rorororotorosomeone didn't watch the video...

[@SG2048-meta]

I love how this went from brain farts, to people forgetting the names of objects, to people forgetting how to spell progressively shorter and shorter words

[@christianapinto9628]

So true dude, there's been a few times when brain would shut down under pressure and forget to spell "of" (spelled it like ohve) or "and" (spelled it like Ahnd) 😂

[@alansmithee419]

@@piotrbojkoff Bruh 💀

[@x_XCorrupt-FawnX_x]

aii know right?

[@Brass319]

I personally once forgot the word for a math thing (I forget exactly what) and in my attempt to rember I googled "law of equivalent exchange" and it still haunts me

[@alansmithee419]

@@Brass319 mass-energy equivalence?

[@LoBr_Football]

Somebody tried to say yes and aye at the same time on a very serious and personal topic and combined the two to say ‘yay’ and made them cry

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

"Are you sad?" "YAY!!! YIPPEEE!"

[@six_buck_dlc]

Yahoo !!!!

[@gustavolopes5094]

Who says "aye" when it's a serious topic?

[@LoBr_Football]

@@gustavolopes5094 us geordies and Scottish people

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

@@gustavolopes5094 ME

[@fcninja_1211]

i play vr alot, and once when i was scubba diving i just throught "Ok, im bored of this now" and started taking off my mask. took me a minute to realise that i really am 30ft underwater.

[@Void_Th3_W0lf]

Holy crap man

[@beckh0und]

Did you survive???

[@iamastegosauruses2734]

​@@beckh0undMust've not...

[@beckh0und]

@@iamastegosauruses2734 Oh dang…

[@fcninja_1211]

Luckily I stopped myself before I fully took it off but it was just my eye mask so worst case scenario I would have had to go up to the surface for a minute

[@Ksweetpea]

My favorite askreddit brainfart of all time goes something like "I meant to ask the Subway worker for a footlong meatball sandwich, ended up saying football meatlong"

[@bogwife7942]

mootball feetlong

[@KingofGamingAndTrains456]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@swaree]

lmao

[@stepanvlcko9025]

i can't dude 😭😭

[@swordstudiosoffical]

NOOOO😭😭😭

[@st0lf]

bro I am not a giggly person. I usually just acknowledge humor silently, at least when I'm on my own. But Matt's videos genuinely make me burst out laughing every time. I literally had to stop to catch my breath with this one. A special kind of funny imo.

[@loganbyrant]

SAME!

[@12times12_]

I had to pause this one cause I was taking a shit and was laughing too hard to actually shit.

[@pep-167]

@@12times12_ good to know bro

[@Glowing0v3rlord]

Same actually

[@silverrraven5349]

i didn't think spit takes were real until i was watching a matt rose video while drinking a coke

[@XyVikAnn]

I once accidentally wrote “soilders” instead of “soldiers” when we were learning about trench warfare in high school history class. Unfortunately, I found it really funny and it made sense to me because the soldiers are in the soil/ dirt, so I struggled to spell “soldiers” right for like a year.

[@maggyf3932]

Omg I've had it and couldn't go back to normal for long time too! Also listen to this, I learned the expression "to make the long story short" from a comedy show at a young age where the dude said "to make the short story long" and then told a boring story very stretched out. Since then I ALWAYS mix it up and say it wrongly or just stop mid sentence 😮

[@jogadorderoblox2017]

One day at school i said to my teacher i couldn't make the lesson on the board because i didn't brought my notebook to school. Until i realized it was infront of me at my desk. He thought i said on purpose and he sent me to the principal because "i refused to make the lesson". I'm fucking stupid.

[@CatastrophicCats1234]

I once had such a huge brain fart that I forgot the word “mustard”. Ended up calling it “lemonnaise” (combination of lemonade and mayonnaise)

[@lovrito2008]

Haha lol underrated

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Gross.

[@yorusparadise]

"yo bro, can you pass me some lemonaise?"

[@mountaindewkid]

Honestly he’s not wrong

[@AutZeroOneGotBanned]

should i try it

[@guardianfish7718]

When I was 11, for just one morning, I forgot how to read. The most terrifying experience I've had, I swear. I was a fast reader for my age and loved reading! But one day I opened my book and the letters just. Wouldn't connect into words. I got really scared, burst into tears. I remember my mom gave me a glass of milk and said that I should wait a few hours and try again. The afternoon, everything was alright and I could read normally. Back then it seemed mom knew exactly what the problem is and how to help me, but when I asked her later about it, she admitted it scared her a lot, too, and she just stayed calm for my sake.

[@Ramsey276one]

That was an EXPERIENCE...

[@pixazelz]

brains are litteraly weird I wonder what could be the cause of literally forgetting how to write ?

[@sams_enfp]

That was not a brain fart. Your brain literally had diarrhea all over your cranial cavity. 💀

[@lilskronklbloop]

kinda same, ever forgot how to talk in your head so you have to talk through moving your mouth or inhaling the words? yea...

[@chillcreep4926]

Sometimes I lose the ability to read if my anxiety is too high. Just like you said - letters won't form into words, words don't form sentences, none of it makes sense. Terrified me the first few times and now it's just like "ah well I guess I'll stick to TV for a bit"

[@Minimaglite12]

Forgot how to say the meaning of “Can’t wait to eat!” And instead said “Can’t ready to consume!” I will not forget that.

[@sexygirlmax2019]

bro- 😂

[@swordstudiosoffical]

no offense but you sound like some sort of demonic entity telling its demon friends that its ready to eat another child

[@nameless......................]

defomed banan?

[@Minimaglite12]

@@nameless......................yes

[@soupcangaming662]

this edible product is quite delectable, I sure hope it is additionally nutritional

[@ggwtfboi]

0:10 Imagine being the parent and your friend says to your baby “shes so hot” 💀

[@aunikaclark5103]

Every artist understands the agony of setting your drink down next to your paint water cup. So many mistakes have been made. And somehow, they keep being repeated. Every. Single. Time.

[@Carboy45]

OHNOOOOOO 😂

[@ace-of-pentacles-o99]

bro i dont even paint much but EVERY TIME I DO...

[@comradewindowsill4253]

solution, yogurt cups for paint. no one drinks yogurt

[@lenabluejay1166]

This is why I just use my water bottle, it's an obviously different shape from my paint water cup. (I do use cups for drinks, but not while painting.)

[@Jivvi]

Always leave at least one brush in the paint cup. Just get a spare one you're not using and leave it in there the whole time.

[@rowybowie]

Quite recently I was playing with my friend's baby and started to feel completely enraptured by how cute he was, since I only ever have that reaction when playing with my dogs, I held the baby and went "aww... puppy"

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Close enough.

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

I kinda want to know what happened next

[@rowybowie]

@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes his mom didn't hear me but my friends did and they proceeded to clown on me and jokingly call me racist (I'm the token white friend so that's a common occurrence)

[@metarcee2483]

A human puppy.

[@ReaGool09]

Being mistaken for a puppy might be the greatest compliment you could ever receive

[@gwendolyn_the_rogue]

One time I wanted to pour a glass of milk, so I got the milk out of the fridge, poured it all over the countertop, and then got a glass out of the cupboard and placed it on top of the spill. Just kind of stood there for a minute before needing to sit down out of pure awe at my stupidity.

[@seigeengine]

Once or twice I've gone to get a cup of tea, and I'd go and take everything out, and then put it away, and go back to what I was doing, and then a while later I'd try to take a sip of my tea only to then realize that I'd never actually done the whole making it part.

[@69SuperSeniorGoJo69]

@@seigeengineI do that with everything, only difference is if it’s drawing or something I get the stuff out, get an idea, put the stuff away without realising, and forget the idea. I love it when that happens always ending up scrolling through KZbin and feeling depressed because I have no life. :)

[@genericskimaskrapper7268]

Like pouring milk into the sugar jar, classic 😂😂

[@Ghoosteny]

I poured water into an upside down glass

[@69SuperSeniorGoJo69]

@@Ghoosteny bros a genius

[@Kozkayn]

I tried to log out of life. The worst part was I thought I actually ended up in the PS4 main menu.

[@sebaschan-uwu]

You watched too much sword art online 💀 But I had a similar experience however it was a nightmare. In my dream, I would be in "real life" running from a moster or something usually trying to kill me, and I would have to get to a save point and log out before dying otherwise I game over and die a horrible death. And if I already had a good save file, like in persona lol, all this bad shit would happen to me and I would just need to survive long enough to reset so I can go back to normal. I have really morbid nightmares.

[@bluesparkoficial]

"Log out of life" looks like a metaphor for suicide

[@Vanta526]

@@bluesparkoficial yeah, and "getting banned from life" is a metaphor for being murdered

[@redfoxlol101]

@@bluesparkoficialsounds like something a suicide prevention hotline would use in their advertising to appeal to children more

[@SilennaCuddles]

I wanna log out of life too 💀

[@Haruki-_]

A a waiter in a hotel’s restaurant I can attest that “have a nice meal” “you too” always makes my day lol

[@six_buck_dlc]

they’re hoping you have a nice lunch break

[@TukaihaHithlec]

On more than one occasion I have panicked upon realizing my car keys weren’t in my pocket *_while I was driving._*

[@karamboubou8579]

i once panicked because i thought i forgot my wallet on the bus. it was in my hand. i proceeded to panic about forgetting my phone. it was in my other hand.

[@turbobricked5969]

dude YES. a while ago I was coming back from a big trip I was doing, so I was a bit tired from all the driving, and midway through the journey I thought to myself "Holy shit I think I left my keys back there", and as I started to pull over in panic I realised it was indeed, in the ignition..

[@theaudiotrailerdetective]

Can we all agree that Matt should bring Thunderous Thursdays videos for the halloween season?

[@Chainsaw_gutz]

Legit

[@DoppelTaken]

2 videos a week for 3 months? he did that for the entire july, and he needed a week's break after that

[@theaudiotrailerdetective]

@@DoppelTaken With halloween season I mean october. How is december haloweeen season?!

[@sophiel787]

And he should definitely dress as an egg

[@-belue-6697]

@@theaudiotrailerdetective...I once read a comment where someone thought Christmas was part of the Halloween season... To be fair, The Nightmare Before Christmas exist, so you could get away with it! 😂 🎃 🎄 👻 🎅

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

The poor guy who poured milk into his can of pringles had me dying of laughter. I can only imagine the pure and utter disappointment at realizing he has made both the milk & the chips inedible. No salvaging that. lol

[@Xnoob545]

What if they're not inedible ?

[@TheLavenderCat]

Unless you drink the prilk

[@jenniferfinlayson1512]

In university, I was frazzled from studying, and one of my friends brought out a bag of marshmallows, and I opened my mouth to say what those were, and the word my brain gave me to say, in a really excited, celebratory tone, was: "Baugerophones!" I can't help thinking this must be an alternate universe word for them.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Yep. Google's giving me no results for that. I think you found a word belonging to a language from another dimension. Someone call the SCP Foundation.

[@Aquatichamster]

This is like what my aunt done on a camping trip. She was really drunk and wanted to toast a marshmallow on the campfire and she was just like: "Can someone pass the... the mardiloos?"

[@bigepicmanthatlovesfunands4477]

Baugerophones and chicalole are really great on s’mores

[@c0zmozys]

@@bigepicmanthatlovesfunands4477HELP THE VENTILATION AND CHICAROO REFERENCR

[@c0zmozys]

chicalole* dammit

[@elisecode2212]

A classic story from my parents: My dad was looking for his belt for ages. Eventually asked my mom whether she’d seen it. She said “what’s wrong with the one you’re wearing?”

[@AdamOfIngolstadt]

standard parent interaction tbh

[@mz7315]

Ive done the thing were you look for your glasses and forget they are on your head.

[@Dazzle_The_Tragedy_Mask]

​@@mz7315i'm so used to having my glasses on that i try to readjust them even whem i literally don't have them on so i just realize when i put my hands up to my face

[@yaboithebees5337]

Throwback to when I was eating soup after having not slept for an entire day, realized the soup was too hot to eat, and turned the volume down on my phone to cool it off.

[@blueberrywaffle]

lmao 🤣 sometimes if i’m washing my hands while watching some thing on my phone i’ll try to turn off the sink by pausing the video or vice versa lol.

[@horacethecheese1009]

At school once people started laughing and I thought "oo what happened let's rewind 10 seconds"

[@spoon3141]

​@@horacethecheese1009the ol rewind reflex

[@laszlototh5622]

I am a mapper for Source (old game engine) and its map making program called Hammer. Hammer tends to crash a LOT. Usually for no reason, which created a survival instinct in me to save after every change. Now, unconsciously i just try to Ctrl+S my essays i am writing on paper.

[@alansmithee419]

I sort of did the opposite to the whole "searching for things you already have" debacle. I had wondered for a few days where something was. I didn't go looking for it but I hadn't seen it anywhere so I didn't think it would be anywhere obvious. One day I found myself walking down the stairs holding it, wondering "where tf did I get this?" Still have no idea where I found it.

[@spoon3141]

it spawned in your hand

[@bauhausliker0]

that’s freaky

[@Fredfellow]

What was it exactly?

[@alansmithee419]

@@Fredfellow it was just an old "instrument" I made as a child out of a piece of white pipe. It is unplayable, but I like to spin it.

[@bauhausliker0]

that wasn’t supposed to happen. this is real i’m telling you never suspect anything never question anything you are real i am real

[@ohitsrusher842]

1:12 As someone with glasses, this is totally understandable. The amount of times I've reached for them just to grab air is astounding

[@REM_sheep]

Same, or sometimes I'll try and push up my glasses and just jab the bridge of my nose cause I'm not wearing them

[@benjisaac]

But why would you try to spray them while you were wearing them in the first place?! Not how glasses are cleaned!

[@fredhasopinions]

boy I've weirdly grabbed my face so many times only to discover I'm not wearing my glasses. Whats worse is when you try to take off your glasses because they're dirty, but you realise you're not wearing them and your vision is just awful and astigmatised and there's nothing you can do

[@ohitsrusher842]

@benjisaac Idk, probably a really small, accurate sprayer, and they just didn't wanna take them off and get reminded of how bad their vision is lol

[@sophiedrinky9621]

@@REM_sheepI do this but I’m a lunatic who usually presses on the actual glass to push them up… so I jab myself right in the eye

[@jamescoulson6610]

I once woke up after a truly impressive lack of sleep 100% convinced that I was, in fact, dead. I had got around to asking a friend to check that I still had a pulse before the obvious answer dawned on me 💀

[@Boileryard]

Well, were you dead?

[@mr_bassman6685]

Good thing it wasn’t a case of Cotard’s syndrome (“a rare mental disorder in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are dead”)

[@jamescoulson6610]

@@Boileryard Not to my knowledge, but If I was, I wouldn't know, would I?

[@BillPurkayastha]

​@@Boileryard Yes.

[@lapsstudent]

So sorry for your loss

[@Noah_is_slaying]

Once I woke up half asleep, and panicked and scurried to get my phone light on, I knew I was holding my phone but I was convinced there was another half or some shit 💀😭

[@not_mason69]

3:56 ok…..but imagine being matt’s taxi driver when he said that. i would either feel complimented, or scared for my life 💀

[@Kinglovinstone]

"Aw, thanks!" or "............ e-e-excuse me?"

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

My friends were over and while in the kitchen, one of them completely forgot what a “refrigerator” was called. Me and my other friend stood there messing with him for a while with even my entire family coming out and messing with him as well. Eventually he looked up “what is the large metal rectangle thing in the kitchen” because he was so done with everyone. We joke about it to this day

[@aishascarlet3164]

2:27 Can't be any worse than me forgetting how to breathe. I just held my breath and then wondered "How am I supposed to breathe again?" for 5 seconds or so.

[@noyz-anything]

bob from monsters vs aliens in the comments

[@TheRealBelovianna]

​@@noyz-anything "Suck in, Bob"

[@TheRealBelovianna]

I do that too sometimes when I'm anxious.

[@yumistarzz]

@@richarddickinson8704same

[@kqtiiiie]

WHAT..😭

[@mx.rain_yt]

I once told my friend "Hold on Im just gonna look after my phone real quick." Then proceeded to ask around the house and look around for a solid 5 minutes until my mom pointed out that I WAS HOLDING IT. I then put my phone back to my ear and said "Sorry I found it".

[@GippyHappy]

My worst brain fart, by far, was the time I went swimming with some friends. I was holding one of their babies in the shallow end. At one point, the baby reached up, grabbed the goggles off my head, pulled them back, and let go. The goggles slapped me right in the eyes and then I couldn’t see because they landed awkwardly. For whatever reason, my brain couldn’t handle “hold baby” and “fix eyes” at the same time, and so I just….let go of the baby. I realized as soon as I did it and also when everyone was screaming, so before I could even fix the goggles I was fumbling around for a baby in 3 feet of water without the use of vision. Eventually I realized I should fix my eyes and make it go faster but by that time someone else had grabbed her. I have still not lived that one down. The best part was that the baby didn’t even react. She just sank to the bottom like a stone.

[@adorablycutekitten5291]

not a brain fart, but one time my family was swimming in the ocean and my little brother was too young to swim so he had a life vest and was floating in a tube. my poor ADHD dad looked away for one second and turned back and he was gone. my brother was fine afterwards, but man it was scary 😅

[@MabelTheBagelEdits54321]

The last part 😂

[@Multifandom.Moon.Edits.]

My humor is broken 😭😭

[@strogonoffcore]

baby was like _windoes xp turning off sound_

[@strogonoffcore]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I TYPED WINDOES INSTEAD OF WINDOWS i didn't sleep yet this explains a lot

[@megelize8642]

My husband and I were pretty obsessed with Zelda TOTK for awhile. I took a hike with my spouse and we had a map on our phones. Instead of grabbing the phone to look at the map I used my invisible joy cons to select the map. He laughed at me only to do the same thing later on.

[@CurrentlyDuck1]

Have you ever tried to Ascend through your ceiling? I think I did a couple of times.

[@janTesika]

@@CurrentlyDuck1 I did that once. it's... weird suddenly realising you can't. humans are strange creatures.

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

Well I guess the game is really immersive

[@soupcangaming662]

Better not try falling off a cliff expecting your glider.

[@LovelyLara123]

@@CurrentlyDuck1OH NO I HAVE BKBIHBIHIHBIH

[@kaysokatheweaver]

Sometimes I wake up from sleeping and I still have dream logic in my brain, so I end up muttering weird stuff to myself. "Why doesn't Guy Fieri eat more watermelon?" Like what does that even have to do with me? Guy Fieri's consumption of watermelon is his own business.

[@noodlesnook]

the same happens to me all the time!

[@LV_random_user]

My mum woke me up and i randomly called out ‘it’s time to get up? But I just joined the linessss?’ 😂

[@demon_hawkeye5269]

I remember at one point desperatley trying to convince my mum to let me stay in bed as internally I thought I had to stay there to fight a dragon.

[@Jess-du3hc]

I had a half-conscious dream the other day where I had found £100 in cash inside on of the yellow balls in a ball out and was convinced I had to keep it close to me in order to CARRY IT with me to the physical realm 😞

[@spoon3141]

my dreams are so strange and i have no coherence to my existence when i get up

[@Norger56]

Recently I’m having the instinct to use telekinesis to pick stuff up from far away after playing a vr game were you could do exactly that

[@redfoxlol101]

half life: alyx brainrot

[@arrowwood]

I have that exact same thing happen, but it's because of my dreams. Every dream that I've had for several years has involved some sort of telekinesis-esque ability, and I end up quite annoyed when I realize that I'm awake and cannot turn off the light from across the room, or grab something from my seat.

[@heyitstandy]

Fun Fact: Last week I ate a chocolate skull and immediately started thinking of the skull emoji. 💀

[@verymentallyinsane]

BAHAHA last week I was writing in my homework and I wrote “skull” and pictured the skull emoji popping up.

[@PoseidonsWinionDaughter26483]

SKUHULL EMOJIIIIIII

[@casualguy935]

💀

[@lucko09]

SKUUUUUHULL EMOJAYYYYY

[@themolten8]

instances of anything make me think stupid shit (skull: i picture a skull emoji and death) (hell: i picture a difficulty named hell...)

[@aeroplanCton]

I will never forget that time I wanted to ask something to my geography teacher, a 60 year old lady, and I accidentally called her "dad". Also one time I forgot the word sister existed, so I kept saying "female brother" to my very confused friend

[@Zackability]

Lol

[@Ellisepha]

I once drank some very sour blackcurrant juice. Aparently my brain registered "sour" as "hot", because I started blowing on it to make it less sour.😂

[@dorimes.g1587]

K

[@artdeco777]

@@dorimes.g1587 Aka

[@Toywertydid]

​@@dorimes.g1587this video was about brainfarts. The comment wasn't off-topic

[@dorimes.g1587]

@@Toywertydid what the fuck i dont remember commenting that

[@Toywertydid]

@@dorimes.g1587 I see. Sometimes that happens to me, too

[@Ratz99]

6:22 Somebody baked a *hamster* into my *muffin*

[@matthewboire6843]

💀

[@DarkStar-nw8ee]

that muffin is lookihng awfully like a hamsterrr.

[@MaliciousGrim05]

Worst brain fart I can recall was in middle school. We always had to write in cursive and on this particular day we were writing an essay on something that I can't recall anymore. Anyways, I managed to write everything as a single jumble of cursive, somehow. Words were all sperated by a space, but still attached through a squiggly cursive line, managed to do that for a couple paragraphs but i stopped and looked at my paper like i had been writing an alien language.

[@westongriffin9338]

Sperated? SPERATED?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

[@bauhausliker0]

that’s impressive

[@leo_the_be0]

One of my biggest brain farts- I used to sneak my phone into my bed at night when I was younger, and at the time I was a massive Half-Life fan (still am). Since I played it so much, I began walking on the wooden floorboards of my house in the middle of the night going to get my phone thinking that if my parents woke up I could just go back to my last save and try and walk slower instead

[@varahunter68]

irl save scumming😂

[@Juicemanreal]

I had a few moments like that too. Always fun when you realise you cant actually quickload irl

[@UwUYT]

Similar video game story: I'd been playing Minecraft and woke up from being half asleep after seeing a large, vaguely green object in my room. My immediate thought was "oh shit there's a creeper" before I realised that this was, in fact, real life.

[@x_XCorrupt-FawnX_x]

@@UwUYT I have a world i have not touched in forever cuz i managed to quit just as a creeper was coming into my house, i later renamed the world "Nope"

[@UwUYT]

@@x_XCorrupt-FawnX_x LMAO

[@somemusicnerd637]

Me; 'Wow, that's a nice car!' Friend: 'That's a hearse.' Will never forget that one.

[@seigeengine]

Some hearses do be nice. They got that long shit down. Hearses are generally modified station wagons, so if you're looking for the non-corpsey way of saying it...

[@bogwife7942]

persecuted for being goth 😔

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Welp.

[@karl6683]

What is... what is a hearse.

[@seigeengine]

@@karl6683 A hearse is a vehicle used to transport the dead in their coffins for funerals.

[@kommissarvalkyre2054]

When you're writing at 3 AM and stare at the word "this" for 5 minutes ending in a google search bc you are unsure about spelling.

[@Eyewarp]

I remember back in middle school, I'd been playing a lot of Smash Bros Brawl. CDs in that game unlocked new songs if you picked them up, but they vanished like 3 seconds after they spawned, so you had to drop everything whenever you saw one and grab it. This conditioned me to the point where I'd see CDs lying around by computers at school, and I'd reflexively tense up and almost lunge at them before remembering that I wasn't in a video game.

[@elesqueleto2010]

still, cool cds in school map?

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Accurate. I play quite a lot of Kingdom of Loathing, and in the Games channels, they have Anti-Raffles [where a certain amount of an item is sold for a low price, and whoever buys the first item can roll a dice to win some more], which are announced by having a capital AR in the messages sent- Which made me high-strung and on alert mode for any mentions of AR- [Which is a headache during Pirrrrate Day...] And it doesn't help that I see AR standing for other things IRL! Like Annual Review, or Augmented Reality or Arkansas. So now every time I see that acronym when I'm not in Kingdom of Loathing, I have to remind myself that it's not Loathing, and I need to chill.

[@Kid_Cat64]

Nice profile pic

[@mathmachine4266]

2:52 I had to rewatch this several times to realize what they meant. Apparently, they poured the boiled water into the container they keep the powder in INSTEAD of the cup they poured the powder into. They did not realize this until they tried to sip powder from the cup.

[@Toywertydid]

Lol

[@sepruecom]

yeah, that's pretty much how you make concrete...

[@MabelTheBagelEdits54321]

Oooooohhhh

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

You are a saint I was so confused

[@Alien_16]

I’m more concerned why they did water instead of milk I’ll call the milo police lol

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

Just a few of mine: - Took the vacuum outside instead of to the cupboard - Forgot the word “scissors” so said the Japanese word “ハサミ” (English is my native language and I’m the only one in my house who speaks Japanese) - Felt myself about to pass out sometime after an extended BOTW session, so I tried to crouch down to stop myself from falling by attempting to press left stick IRL - On a form for my work, I wrote “Mr” in the title box instead of my job title - Almost sung Katy Perry out loud at work while I had a Black Keys mashup stuck in my head - More recently started forgetting my age very often and just assumed I was 2 years younger than I actually am - Put a Chinese-language cooking video on in the background to listen to while working (I don’t speak a word of Chinese) - On multiple occasions thanked one of my parents for making a meal which, in fact, I had made This is only a sample, I have the gassiest brain on planet earth

[@_smugmaster_4553]

This is great 😭

[@CaydenPanHuman]

This is great 😭

[@curiouscreator8806]

This is great 😭 [let's keep this chain going]

[@lilliematthews7922]

I once tried to read something but couldn’t make any sense of it. Then I realized it was upside down! Laughing at my silliness, I turned it right-side up, but still couldn’t read it. It was written entirely in Chinese. I can’t read any Chinese.

[@1EmuFan]

Might have had a brain fart while reading the japan one because i was like “hasami? Its katakana meaning its english so thats wrong!” Then i remmebered katakana isnt always english

[@Mx.muffin]

I once forgot that I had Italian class, and went to Lunch instead, and halfway through my lunch realized "wait, I don't know these people" and remember that I literally just skipped half of Italian class

[@cakeghoul]

A couple of goofy ones I've had: - For Christmas one year at school a teacher gave me a pineapple stress toy and I genuinely thought it was a watermelon. It took me till the end of the school day to realize it wasn't a watermelon. - I forgot what amnesia was one day. Mum and I were eating dinner and I just asked her "What's amnesia again?" I've probably got more but I'm too braindead to think of more right now.

[@blueberrywaffle]

in elementary school we were doing something with words like repeating them a lot or something and you know when you say a word over and over and it doesn’t sound real anymore? well this one kid said “is word a word?” like genuinely lol. he got it a second later lol

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Forgetting what amnesia is. Oddly ironic.

[@The21stGamer]

The last one gives "Breaking News: Old Man forgets he has Dementia: 'I remember everything now...'"

[@NotLegallyAGeologist]

I forgot how to do basic addition during math

[@heyheyheizou]

@@NotLegallyAGeologisti forgot how to draw an exclamation point once during writing class and I just sat there staring at my paper

[@soliareTheEklat]

I once wanted to refill some of my drink during lunch, grabbed the closest bottle on the table and then realised mid-squeeze that I put ketchup into my lemonade 💀

[@JayEverdeenValentine]

💀 LMAO as if I didn’t put salt into my Soda thinking it was fruit powder.

[@Wildflower485]

🤢💀

[@abandoned_channel41515]

I do stuff like grab ketchup instead of soda all the time, i have never actually gone through with pouring it tho (will probably happen at least one time in the future

[@Gregory_12]

I once holding a snack and a piece of chalk... I don't think I need to say more.

[@aracheldra8763]

@@Gregory_12 was the snack, by any chance, cheese?

[@BlindStarLily]

Can highly relate to the eyes thing. While practicing reading Braille at age twelve or thirteen, I didn’t get stuck on words like console, matted, cables or extension. No, I got stumped by the word eyes and sat there for seven solid minutes stressing and on the brink of an anxiety attack because I thought my brain was fucking broken- Edit: Fixed a typo. Just got a new keyboard a few hours ago and my hands aren’t quite used to it yet, whoops- Thanks to those who pointed it out to me lol

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

Mattted would stump almost anyone clearly.

[@Fireyblade7]

...mattted?

[@handpan4695]

Mattted? Edit: Honestly thought it was a weird British spelling.

[@cattusahoy]

I'd never though about it before, but I bet Matt's vids are really fun to listen to as a blind person!!

[@BlindStarLily]

@@cattusahoy Oh without a doubt. It’s especially fun when he voices keyboard smash

[@raphaeldagamer]

Since I first commented on this video, I have gotten Phasmophobia. Now when I go to the basement of my house I either think to look for evidence or find a place to hide in case of a hunt. In my own home. This has actually made me actively paranoid when I'm in any place that seems particularly old. My parents took me along to look at a couple of really old houses (one had knob and tube electrical wiring) and I desperately wanted for an EMF reader. I'm a damn skeptic. I shouldn't be worried about ghosts because I don't believe that they could exist.

[@Metetto]

I can relate to those "searching something while you already have it" stories. I once searched the entire house to find my phone... while listening to music with my phone. Then I took out my phone to call myself. Extra story: I once got onto the schoolbus with the trash bag my mom gave me to throw away. Took it all the way to school before I realized it.

[@alansmithee419]

I sort of did the opposite to that searching for things you already have. I had wondered for a few days where something was. I didn't go looking for it but I hadn't seen it anywhere so I didn't think it would be anywhere obvious. One day I found myself walking down the stairs holding it, wondering "where tf did I get this?" Still have no idea where I found it.

[@tealfroggy5700]

these brain farts are so funny to watch, I'm really glad I got to see these! Must've been funny to other people in person too. Had a mild brain fart a couple of weeks ago when I failed to understand that I was awake, and I ended up shouting at my mom "Don't come near me, you're going to break the bed and hurt the eggs!" before I realized that didn't make sense.

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

Funnily enough, there's a Minecraft server for some streamers in which that sentence makes perfect sense: they have egg kids and breaking their bed kills them. I realise that explanation doesn't make any sense without the context but still, it's funny your completely new sentence has meaning

[@bravestvapor4824]

@@Alicia-zf3nq the Qsmp?

[@Sylvan.Valley]

thats just called being half asleep, youre good bro

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

Being half asleep is also a pretty big brain fart sometimes, i remember going to sleep at 1 am, waking up at 4 am to catch a flight at 7:30 am and asking my dad "WHERE IS THE SPOON?! WHERE DID YOU PUT IT?!" i was asking for my phone.

[@tealfroggy5700]

@@Alicia-zf3nq I actually watched too much QSMP before that day, so apparently when I woke up I ended up being scared they were going to die before I realized that wasn't my problem 💀

[@verymentallyinsane]

One night I watched Matt Rose’s videos for 3 hours straight, from 2 am to 5, trying not to laugh my ass off and wake up my parents- This dude is the source of my laughter and joy bro 💀 And I got that S N O R T laugh when I laugh too hard so if I plug my nose tryna make it quiet I sound like a muffled dying pig. 💀

[@mr_inzaine]

Yes

[@shaggy5561]

SKULL EMOJI

[@BeanKally]

I mean, I pretty much do that I least once a week The only reason I am (partially) sane still

[@mr_inzaine]

​@@RadinWaves2exactly

[@caec.lan_is_tired]

I was doing that but at one point I accidentally turned the volume on my phone all the way up, so my family probably got woken up by "Eager to alert the world to all the sex scenes in Madagascar" at full blast at 4:30 am 💀💀

[@therealelement75]

1:45 I lost my glasses once and was about to record a whole video asking YT to find it. I found it before I had to resort to asking Reddit.

[@TimBurtonPrincess]

I once said to my dad, in all earnestness, "I need to clean my glasses. My pictures are dirty." It took me a bit to understand why he couldn't stop laughing....

[@SardonyxBlackstar]

One time my mom forgot what a toaster was called and called it, with full confidence, a "bread popper thingy." Still hold it over her head to this day.

[@SonOfGod7-12]

Once I forgot how to spell "Ate" as in the past tense of "Eat" so I grabbed my Bernstein Bears book from when I was a kid, read the entire thing, and on the last page it said the family "Ate" Dinner. Ill never forget that feeling

[@Kozkayn]

It’s actually the Berenstain Bears. Mandela effect

[@soupcangaming662]

@@Kozkayn The Mandela effect doesn't exist, that's just gaslighting /s

[@zeeyansrandomthoughts6387]

@@Kozkayn put this on god bruh

[@chemicalbrother5743]

@@Kozkayn I'm pretty sure its spelled Brenstein Bears

[@Kozkayn]

@@chemicalbrother5743 Look it up

[@Flec_the_car]

1:02 that must have been SO relieving when they realized they didn’t loose the bike

[@JayEverdeenValentine]

Mine's in the garage, I'm aware of it But I keep asking my mom where it is because of the time it was stolen once. It's embarrassing..

[@treetopterra7453]

Ah, brain farts. Less smelly than regular farts, but just as distressing to have in public. As for my brain farts, I have a tendency to forget words. My favorite one was when I forgot the word "sapling". The best I could do was the word "twiglet". I study botany in my spare time.

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

I'm using 'twiglet' from now on.

[@treetopterra7453]

@@chocolatefrenzieya Haha! It's definitely more fun to say! Apparently, it's also a snack in the UK.

[@spacenaves]

What would be the brain equivalent of those stealthy, poisonous ones that make your pants feel hot

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

@@treetopterra7453 Dang it, now I have to go look up twiglet. Stop giving me homework!

[@treetopterra7453]

@@spacenaves Forgetting how to drive to a place you've been to many times as you're driving there. That's a fast moving brain fart with a not so fast resolution.

[@wolfiiu]

every once in a while i forget how to drink. i’ll either spill it all over myself or start immediately choking because i’d forgotten how to swallow lol

[@Half_Blood_Hufflepuff]

Same, I'll just, like, forget to close my mouth around the cup and then I'm confused why it spilled

[@Kozkayn]

@@Half_Blood_HufflepuffI forgot how to do that for a month.

[@HamidDadseresht]

The literal translation of Persian alternative for "piece of cake" is "like drinking water" and laughed and was like "how did you forget to do the simplest thing?"

[@soupcangaming662]

next you'll forget how to breathe

[@rkhasentered]

To quote the video, this one concerns me

[@zahkrosis666]

You can't top my moment. One that lasted for over 10 god damn years. Playing Paper Mariio The Thousand Year door, as a little boy, year of release. I could never figure out how to enter Bobbery's house to start Chapter 5. (You jump across a gap in front of a bridge to climb up boxes to the roofs to drop into the house) Every time I play the game, from year of release (2004) till 2016, running around, jumping around, etc, trying to figure out how the hell to enter Bobbery's house. did I google the solution? No. did I watch a YT vid showing how? No. did I ask others who played the game? No. Why? It just simply, never occurred in my mind to do this. What's worse, my fav KZbinr in my childhood was Chuggaaconroy, who played through the game on his channel. Even then, my brain just did not compute checking out his Lets Play to see how. I also tend to watch vids about Paper Mario, like other YT'bers funniest moments in their playthrough of it. But the worst part? I've previously did runs where I *did* jump on the rooftops, finding characters up there and such. I was literally up there!!!! But ONLY when my brain turns to "Ok, time to start Chapter 5" do I just magically forget everything. It never, freaking, occurred to my mind to look up the simple solution, for over 10 god damn years. I ONLY found out to jump the little gap, right there in the foreground staring at me all this time, ONLY out of mindless luck of derping around. In 20-freaking-16.

[@kurtmatteson4914]

what how

[@zahkrosis666]

@@kurtmatteson4914 Because I'm fxking retxrded.

[@abrupta]

That's not a brain fart anymore man... Idek wtf that would be called

[@zahkrosis666]

@@abrupta Probably brain diarrhea.

[@senarmstrongfanaccount]

@@abrupta a brain shit

[@godzillaridergamer]

oh oh OH! This is a fun one. My sister's dad is a news reporter. A number of years ago, on air, he forgot the name for windshield wipers. Funniest shit ever as he tried to explain them.

[@mxn0chr0maxic85]

6:20 "That muffin is looking awfully like a hamster. Someone baked a hamster into my muffin."

[@gartthew4162]

Sometimes when I leave the house in the morning, instead of using the house key to lock it like a sane person, I go to use my car’s electronic key and press the button down to lock it wirelessly. I’ve never gotten so far as to press the button, but I’ve often caught myself aiming towards the door trying to lock it that way. Love your videos!

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Done it. More than once. :D

[@socaltl8535]

I've done this too many times.

[@leothegamer701]

ah i gotta update the code okay so no longer all *keys* are in the same category presto!

[@sepruecom]

once managed to lock my car while the engine was running. With the spare key inside. Well, since then the spare key never left my pocket...

[@hot_soup4319]

Tbf towards you Matt, you calling the driver a ~Gorgeous Boy~ probably made his day. An old lady called me a nice man the other day, and it brought me great joy considering its the only compliment I've received in quite a while.

[@-belue-6697]

Awwwww! That's sooo sweet! 😊... I bet you are a nice man because she noticed your good deed and your kind heart...Seems like she really appreciated you for being a helpful person... I hope you are having a lovely day or night, depending on where you are at in this world! 🌈 🏞️🌌🌆 🌈

[@Nerobyrne]

I dunno an old man said I had nice hair the other day and I wanted to punch him. I'm a dude

[@visiblerat]

@@Nerobyrne what

[@AlexEEZ]

​@@Nerobyrne that's... a very strange response to a harmless compliment?

[@AlexEEZ]

dude, as a guy, I would love to be called gorgeous by whomever it is it would absolutely make my day.

[@tigerCola]

Whenever I get told “happy birthday,” I always say “you too” or “happy birthday” back 💀

[@thegodofpez]

I don’t care if I repeat myself, but Matt’s videos always make me smile when I’m having a bad day. And today, I’m having a case of the Mondays. Thanks, Matty Poo!

[@m4ttstrn]

Matty poo. If I ever meet a Matt, I'm calling them Matty Poo

[@thegodofpez]

@@m4ttstrn I stole it from a nickname given to an old friend of mine named Matt 😂 He hated it at first but it became a term of endearment he now endears.

[@m4ttstrn]

@@thegodofpez Thats adorable lol

[@storm-the-wize]

Matty Poo.

[@ramofmight_]

Im going to do this on game theory

[@my.fav.no..is.12.point.9]

I have adhd so my brain is normally very gassy. But one that I remember is that I was in the middle of a test, when the teacher left the room. The whole class started chatting and screaming, and the boy next to me started yelling out his cookie clicker score. I started subconsciously writing down his exact words on my paper for an answer. I didn’t realise until I went to edit it afterwards. That’s when I snapped back and went “wait a second, this is an English test…”

[@Pineconefaceirl]

Help😭???

[@tidmouthmilk12]

A brain fart that sticks in my memory is the time I asked my mom if I could have permission to use the toilet... in our own house.

[@KatietheSonicFan]

Closest thing I've had to a brain fart that I can recall is the time I was drawing and, for a split second, wanted to do that motion where you zoom in on a tablet to a piece of paper before *immediately* thinking to myself "Yeah that's not how that works"

[@anemalea]

This video just unlocked a memory of a brain fart from a few years ago. When the wordle word was could, I remember failing to solve it and thinking it was impossible. The rest of my family had gotten it and came into my room to help and maybe give me a hint. I kept trying a bunch of different ways of solving it, often including could, but every time it showed up, I said “what, it’s not coo-uld, ‘coo-uld’’s not a word! It can’t be ‘coo-uld’!” I never even realized could was a word or pronounced like that until after I got the wordle right by entering could as a joke to confirm to my family that it wasn’t a real word… that was a great morning

[@tanyuxuann7472]

My mom going cood while saying could

[@s.o.m3241]

my wordle brain fart was forgetting the word sugar. i had all of the letters but i couldn’t for the life of me figure out how they pieces together. took maybe 20+ minutes of scribbling madly on a piece of paper

[@KayKorTeeVee]

Let’s be honest, Matt is the only person keeping Reddit alive single-handedly

[@stormdoesgaming8919]

I mean, Jeaney kinda helps too lol.

[@KayKorTeeVee]

@@stormdoesgaming8919 who is jeany

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@KayKorTeeVeejeaney collects. makes voice overs of funny text posts.

[@micahfoley9572]

i thought that was elon musk.

[@spacenaves]

As well as Omegle

[@sunnydraws2513]

Reminded of a game grumps where Dan mentions "e-y-e" being pronounced like "I" and then Arin smugly goes... "E-y-e? That ewe." And Dan goes "Are you fucking serious? E-w-e is ewe, Arin." And Arin goes "e-Y-e, oh, my bad, yeah I was thinking of that."

[@Frostfern94]

I was thinking of the ee-yes? No, what does E-y-E-s spell? Eeees???

[@AlexEEZ]

"you did not mishear me YOU REPEATED WHAT I SAID!!"

[@AtomicBlastPony]

English is a phonetically inconsistent language and should be abolished

[@BootyCrusader]

thank you for reminding me that exists

[@Dovahkiin914]

⁠@AlexEEZ to be fair, I can totally see Arin mixing up the names of the letters😅.

[@colestock9980]

I’ve forgotten my own name once, and when asked i had to think OUT LOUD “what is my name… oh right!”

[@madelinehowell2481]

matts story at 3:48 reminded me of one time i was cheering at a track meet and my friend was struggling to take her warm-up pants of in preparation for her race. i tried to ask her 'you got that?' but my brain was still caught up in cheering and i instead half yelled "you got this!" in a very enthusiastic way. to my friend. who was taking her pants off.

[@heihogreenzx4704]

6:27 “This muffin looks an awful lot like a hamster. Who baked a hamster into my muffin?”

[@Guitarded4]

I was listening to an Alice In Chains live cd alone in my room and I started clapping with the audience-30 years after it was recorded. You could probably twist that somehow to be poetic if you wanted to.

[@snuzzru]

I did that with my Queen live CD too omg 😭

[@XxCosmoCosmicxX]

I once woke up late and, at my class, dropped my pencil, said to the girl next to me "Can you hold the monkey pen book of pen?" Instead of "Can you hold my book?"

[@Camsvfx_]

Tbh if anyone I was driving around called me “gorgeous boy” I’d fall in love.

[@Matt_Rose]

Taxi driver did blush a li'l.

[@CoasterGuy2323]

I once had to write the word “meaningfully” on a spelling test. I wrote “eddgacatoina”. I have kept that test to this day.

[@alexandraford4739]

That is truly confounding.

[@official-obama]

@@alexandraford4739 i am confounded

[@zuku3185]

how does this even happen?? ☠

[@soupcangaming662]

"Soouund it oouut." buutiful. intuectual. eqeevulance.

[@ibrahimali3192]

ok but HOW

[@GnuMagify]

My weirdest brain fart moment happened when I was cleaning up after making pancakes. I took the bag of flour, opened the dishwasher, almost put the bag inside before realising what I was doing. I closed the dishwasher and put the flour in the fridge instead. EDIT: I also forgot my own name once, when I was around 10-12 years old.

[@aunikaclark5103]

Nice save, that sure was a close one

[@The_Knight_IsTheVillain]

I almost put the cocoa jar inside of the fridge... More than once.

[@Skylareserve]

3:47 I have a really bad one where I called my math tutor, Matt, “Uncle Matt” 💀

[@Geraldandme]

Was the tutors last name rose?

[@haamta]

As someone who regularly gets told I am airheaded i can feel the weird "huh?? oh-" feeling you get from all of these brain farts like when you realise whats happening but you still kinda dont realise

[@ItsLex27]

Once I was so sleep deprived that when my mum said goodnight to me I simply responded with "meow" luckily she didn't hear it, but the memory continues to haunt me for some reason

[@Very-Uncorrect]

I love coming back to this video because it's a self esteem boost to know that other people experience brain shutdowns like this

[@Spirit_1.0]

Today I accidentally said "Love you" to my teacher instead of "Thank you."

[@traestoflux]

I've had many brain farts before but the most memorable one was in calculus class. Someone had forgotten their phone in the charging port, and in a moment of true brilliance I decided the best way to go about it was to send a message on the class's group chat, asking if someone had forgotten their phone. A group chat... in a phone messaging app.

[@extinctoart]

The nickel thing is so relatable. I worked at a petrol station for nearly a decade and instopped seeing money as money, and instead as just these stupid bits of plastic and metal that made more work for me

[@thesaturnismelting]

Technically, that what nickels are

[@shjilz]

You ascended ngl

[@MannyBrum]

Fun fact: I is short for ich (cognate with New High German ich). In Old English the word was ic (pronounced like the word each). In Middle English, the spelling changed to ich (though it also was spelled ic or ik in certain regions). The consonants were dropped from the word when it came before a word starting with a consonant (kind of like we do with a and an) so it would be written as I (the capitalization happened sometime in the 14th century. Eventually people started just using I in all cases, though ich stuck around in speech in certain regions until the mid 1800s.

[@julajezupe]

​@@piotrbojkoff Google great vowel shift

[@MannyBrum]

@@piotrbojkoff Look up the Great Vowel Shift. Nobody really knows the reasons 100% but it's an interesting topic. I can tell you the language had gone from a consistent language to a mashup back in 1066 when Middle English started to form out of Old English, so that accounts for why spelling is a bit crazy. After the Normans invaded, Old French was in fashion so it started to mix with the language (language is a word from Old French) and even words that originated in Old English like hus (house) had an o added to make it look more French (because of the ou). Etymologically, Modern English is about 45% from Old English and 45% from Old French. The Great Vowel shift took place though when Middle English started to form into Modern English, between the 15th and 18th centuries. There were major differences in pronunciation between Old English and Middle English but the Great Vowel shift is where it really got crazy. Middle English sounded a lot like German.

[@paulwilson6357]

@@MannyBrum That's really interesting! I actually thought English was more of a Germanic-based language, unless that's how we got Middle English sounding like German. I'm definitely going to be looking more into this!

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

​@@paulwilson6357English is in the Germanic language family but it has more Latin and Greek borrowing than the other Germanic languages do.

[@JupiterBoy100]

​@@piotrbojkoffIt was more like "ay" at first.

[@amberlandball]

my brain fart - i couldnt hear someone, i was holding my phone, so i naturally pressed the "volume up" button.

[@nothingboie7329]

I was binge watching Jojos for a while a couple months ago, to the point where I had Jojo related dreams, one morning I woke up, and the first thing that came to my mind was "How do I summon my stand...?" I was just like this for an hour before I realized "oh yeah, that's fiction" and then I got really sad because I didn't have a stand. 💀 I got so involved in this random brain fart that I was about to go downstairs and ask my aunt (who barely knows jojo at all) "Hey Aunt (name) how do I bring out my stand again?"

[@Damian_1989]

Oh this one made me laugh out loud for real, thank you

[@hannasulinska6995]

I had once taken the elevator while being on the phone with my mom and I was so distracted, that when the elevator door opened, I automatically said "thank you"

[@bookwormat5418]

@@hannasulinska6995 Oh, I _always_ automatically say thank you. And sorry.

[@sylassist]

5:41 “Eyghs”

[@rastathebanana]

Eighes

[@GalaxyGaming334]

Eight?

[@Twizz_e]

@@GalaxyGaming334’Ight?

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

Mf was 1000 years to the future (or past) in english with eighes

[@HarrisForte-bo2rh]

Aieghes

[@L1nk2002]

Once i was looking for a book. I vividly remember trying to search up the name in my head like in a sort of search bar. Except I was not at a computer and I was staring right at a physical bookshelf.