What's Your Worst Roommate Story?

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[@JRMCNEA]

Did they tell the RA about Katie's drug habbit?

[@zanman3552]

If u sub

[@TheMellbell13]

I once had a roommate who decided her doctor was "wrong" about her being an epileptic. I thought she meant he misdiagnosed her, but no, she just decided that because she hadn't had a seizure in a while, she no longer needed the medication. The medication that was preventing the seizures. She later got very upset that I "ratted her out" to her parents when I called 911 because she was, you know, having a seizure in our room.

[@coughpillbox748]

She should be thankful that darwinism rarely triumphs anymore

[@TheMellbell13]

You don't even know how true that is. This was only one of the many, many ridiculously stupid things I witnessed while living with her.

[@Alex-qj3wp]

@@TheMellbell13 please leak the worst thing that had happened, it sounds really interesting

[@TheMellbell13]

There were a lot of generally stupid things (boiling water... in a ceramic mug... on an open flame. Spoons - spoons fucking everywhere in weird places) but the worst besides the seizure was that she kept claiming that she could hear someone yelling for help below our window. We were on the top floor but the parking deck was below us, so the first couple times it happened, we reported it to security, who found nothing. The third time, I asked her if it was the same person every time. She said, "No, first it was an Asian man, then a white woman, than an Indian guy. But none of them had accents. They all sounded American." Then I remembered that she claimed she didn't see these people. She only heard them. So I asked how she knew what ethnicity they were. And she said, "I don't know, I just Know." I honestly thought she was lying for attention so I let it go. Then after I found out that she really was epileptic, I was told that sometimes they use anti-psychotics to treat seizures (guess what she was on) and when you go off them, some people briefly get psychotic symptoms like hearing voices.

[@bl6973]

Waking Up Dead she almost got natural selected.

[@VulpeculaJoy]

Everyone's like: _These roommates were the worst._ Katie: _I was the worst to my roommates._ Typical Katie. ♥

[@matthewbuneta7579]

BaronZ She didn’t say she was the worst, she just said they thought SHE was the worst

[@blanktom6049]

my favorite part of hers was that she wrote about her roomates in the blog but the stories were "all made up" - as if that somehow made it okay? So she basically just posted fake stories about her roomates lol

[@UltiMateTeddybearzz]

BlankTom she probably changed the names though

[@Jabbersac]

Well, she didn't say that, so I'm gonna say probably not.

[@CoryMck]

If the stories are made up, then how are you offended by a comedy writer's stories on their blog? All she needed to do was clarify that they were fictional. But Katy should have changed the name if she didn't.

[@MosesEmmet]

My mom was the worse roommate I ever had... she always tried to make rules like she owned the place.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

And when you became too much for her she rats you out to the landlord.

[@15thCrypt]

@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 the father Im guessing

[@joshuafaustus421]

@spicywatermelon underrated Give this guy all the likes you can muster up people!!

[@eucalyptuseatingbastard5184]

Moses Emmet so true but atleast she makes dinner

[@somkeshav4143]

Moses Emmet truueeeeeee

[@GigiTheWaitress]

Illegal drugs. From his illegal drug dealer. lmao

[@robinmcdougall8173]

"After that, he stopped selling us drugs". Us.

[@thisislukas8951]

@@robinmcdougall8173 lol

[@thisislukas8951]

@@robinmcdougall8173 i noticed that too

[@joshuasmith2110]

So he was Mexican?

[@Cmrang99]

After he said that I assumed his roommate was doing some hard shit- not just weed lol.

[@15thCrypt]

"...and then he stopped selling us weed" When YOURE too much for your dealer and not the other way around

[@nope53926]

Makes sense, big part of not getting pinched is not drawing attention. Grant is not about that no attention lifestyle.

[@janecampbell4662]

Lol I love Katie embracing being the worst

[@AxxLAfriku]

Help I need 14,300 subs by the end of this week or my two very attractive girlfriends will leave me for my handsome father Maldo

[@iimvganroblox4371]

AxxL haha

[@romxxii]

Explains her need for so much cocaine.

[@TwelvetreeZ]

Big mood

[@keep7smiling]

@@romxxii wait, I thought all the cocaine was the reason she was being the worst roommate.

[@RLynnT]

A roommate of mine was basically in a hypochondriac family. She dominated the rules but when we watched her closer, they weren't problems at all. For one thing, the put a note on the thermostat saying it can't go above or below a specific temperature or else it affects her breathing. No matter how uncomfortable we were. Then she told us she had a peanut allergy. That wasn't a problem until I saw her eating peanut butter and crackers and asked "I thought you weren't supposed to eat that." She said "Oh, I can have a little, it doesn't bother me as long as I don't have too much." But I know that is not how peanut allergies work. She would complain about how dirty the suite was but refused to clean it. I tried to use Febreeze one day but she yelled saying it affects her respiratory system. However, at the end of the year, there was a smell we couldn't locate and she asked us "Hey, do you guys know where the Febreeze is?" "I thought we weren't supposed to use it because it bothered your breathing?" "Oh, well, I can make an exception." WTF?! But nothing beats Graduation day. The night before, the other 2 girls and I scrubbed the apartment clean but purposefully left the bathroom for her to clean to be fair. After the ceremony, it still wasn't done. Our families were all there congratulating us and I was about to go have a celebratory dinner with my family and fiance. She walked up to me and said "Hey, the bathroom is still really dirty. Would you mind cleaning that?" I WAS NOT HAVING IT! I told her flat out "I'm not going to do it. The rest of us cleaned everything and left that for you." "But my family and I are about to go celebrate and it's not done." "I'M about to leave for dinner right now (I was right by the door)." Then, in front of everyone, she said "Well, SOMEONE is gonna have to do it." My mom called my name cuz she saw my evil expression, but I clapped my hands together to try to keep from yelling and I looked her dead in the eyes with the most serious voice I could and said "I'ts Gonna Have To Be You." At the end of all of that. She was the last to leave, but guess what she was doing. She was sitting on her ass talking to her friend while her PARENTS were cleaning and packing for her!!! Spoiled brat

[@coughpillbox748]

People like that scare me

[@FattyMachine3000]

What a nobody

[@helenarosno]

Katie, you know what? I’m not even surprised anymore😂

[@chaoggo]

Helena Rosno Her name is Fina Getit.

[@woodside4life]

I think she legitimately scares me now.

[@owenchafer1083]

I'm only surprised she was not the one involved with a illegal drug dealer in her story.

[@angelamazakas2624]

Ehh...I kinda think Katie was in the wrong there. God knows what she wrote about them, and then claimed it was "comedy". That always 2 sides to the story. I've known people who claim its "comedy" to make pictures with a cow and have a face of a girl they don't like on said cow....sooo yeah

[@nachofilament294]

They asked everyone to tell their worst roommate story, and Katie tells about the time she was the worst roommate.

[@NewMessage]

Ya ask your roomies to help you clean up one little murder scene, and all of a sudden you get stuck with bathroom cleaning duty for the rest of time.

[@15thCrypt]

Blood is a pain to clean out, you make the mess you bleach the scene

[@Waltham1892]

You know the old saying, "a friend will help you move but a real friend will help you move a body."

[@slushy4164]

New Message I see u say click the bell in comments a lot

[@staplersbreak7136]

New Message I see you comment on every video and get a bunch of likes and now I kinda want to meet you even tho you might kill me :D

[@forman208]

That's really funny

[@johnlong8952]

One year in college, my roommate was a chronic masturbator. One day after each class I went to when I would return he had his pants around his ankles. I fixed the problem by nailing a thick comforter into the ceiling of our dorm separating his bed off from the rest of the dorm. He came back from class with some people. Got lippy with me for doing that. When asked why by his friends, I told them why. You saw the kids face turn red as everyone kept laughing. Didn't talk to him for the rest of the semester. (He also stole my xbox and got expelled, but that's another story)

[@idislikemints]

I need to know the second story.

[@kema3780]

I, too, would like to know the other story.

[@Artanis5]

Why the f did you say that to his friends?? You are the worst one here

[@mrtzak]

What's the other story though?

[@idislikemints]

@@Artanis5 well, they both are. In for a penny, something something. When you share a room is all about compromises. If the other person is an asshole, then they will pay for it roommate-style. Not to mention the question was stupid, if there is a blanket hanging between your beds and that guy told you to pull your pants up and you did not, then is not hard to work the answer out.

[@givememore4free]

I was renting a room from this crazy woman who slowly but surely took away all of my privileges from the apartment she would take out my stuff from the fridge after I put them in there she would ruin my pots and pans if I left them in there and the straw that broke the camel's back - SHE ACTUALLY PUT A LOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR!!! Yes that is right when I wanted to go to the bathroom I couldn't. I had to call the police so I could go and use the bathroom. SAD AND PATHETIC. But at the end of the day I found out that she illegally was renting the room and was able to get back about 90% of my money back after I left so WINNING.

[@aaaaaaaa6685]

givememore4free damn bruh thats crazy

[@TheWorldWillBeOK]

Don't you get a fine for calling the police for trivial issues and wasting their time?

[@givememore4free]

@@TheWorldWillBeOK why would I get a fine this idiot locked me out of the bathroom and the cop stayed there till they took off the lock.

[@doliyolanda9903]

Thought you would say this is about your mother.

[@givememore4free]

@@doliyolanda9903 my mom is crazy but even she wouldn't lock me out of the bathroom.

[@zerosashes]

I once lived with a couple that habitually lied to each other but always took each other’s side. This resulted in me being constantly blamed for things one or both of them did. This ranged from not putting a new toilet paper roll on to damages to my stuff from their pets (somehow “”I”” did it). It was always two against one. They also once sat me down and told me I really needed to friend up and foot the bill more and buy them things they wanted, something I (stupidly) already did quite often but apparently it wasn’t enough. It was like they discussed it together and decided demanding their roommate buy them shit was an acceptable thing to do. After that I never paid for food or bought them anything ever again. I never lived with a couple again either.

[@ziggygunz2447]

Wow they sound like absolutely disgusting people, glad you got out

[@zerosashes]

I was thinking about them the other day so here’s another. They had huge parties sometimes multiple times a week - at first I was all for hanging out with friends and having a drink. Then they started getting friends that were just stupid drunks who were out of control. At their worst they had a “vombo board” to keep track of how often people puked because it was cool somehow? They also had a drinking game where you’d stand in a circle and take turns smashing a full beer can against your forehead until it popped - then the person had to try and drink it, usually resulting in cut lips and foreheads. I’d try to go to the bathroom, people would be making out in it. Once people used my bedroom for sex when I wasn’t home. One time I was sleeping and two people stumbled in basically trying to have sex on top of me. Another time some creep tried to sneak into my bed. I got a lock but quickly moved out once it got that bad.

[@StabbyMacStabStab]

Katie was the "worst roommate" in that situation.

[@Faithyyyful]

She literally said that in the video though lol

[@SpeckyNation]

Though true, she doesn't seem to side with it, and is nonapologetic about it. She's definitely in the wrong though.

[@kattatonic1]

@@Faithyyyful I think StabbyMacStabStab is just confirming and emphasizing that. I have the same impulse, largely because not only is she not apologizing, as she also just said, but because here she is bashing them. She could have made it funny whether or not she was regretful. She didn't.

[@Faithyyyful]

@@kattatonic1 I think she was trying to make it funny by acting non regretful

[@kattatonic1]

@@Faithyyyful Possibly.

[@whoevenami2032]

I’m glad that they are bringing back these CH Animated Stories Back

[@greghannibal]

Sounds like Grant kind of had it coming.

[@TheYuriBabe]

Katie's actually was mean spirited on her part.

[@rationalrad6950]

nah

[@deathking1019]

yeah out of all of them katie is the worst i mean what if you had a roommate that was secretly talking about you online making up fake stories they are basically trashing your image especially if people read the stuff and think it’s real

[@angusmarch1066]

Grant and Katie seemed kinda like toxic roommates tbh. Grant srsly decided to run out in a towel to clown his roommate rather than mind his own business. Katie was straight up slandering her roommates online just because they were a bit snobbish and then went back to doing THE EXACT SAME THING STRAIGHT AWAY. She defo deserved that comeuppance.

[@HelloItsMikkan]

Why? She made a satirical Blog post that some posh upper east side girl took seriously then panicked and started a fight over a Facebook post.

[@angusmarch1066]

@@HelloItsMikkan it wasnt satire. She didnt change any names. She didnt indicate that the stories were fictitious. She didnt ask her roommates for permission to use thier names. She wrote damaging stories about people she barely knew, which could ruin thier reputation at the college and lead to thier losing friends or being ostracised for being horrible people even though they werent. Then when she was told to stop, she continued. She created a hostile living environment and was justly booted from the dorm.

[@MattJerkhole]

Sounds like Grant and Katie were bullies.

[@phoenicianprince4635]

Grant eh, guys have tendency to mess with one another, it's usually good fun, but occasionally someone doesn't think so. As for Katie's thing I wouldn't call her a bully, just knowingly insensitive.

[@mithrandirsilvertongue1406]

Crawlspace Dweller Matt it’s hardly bullying, when it’s a junkie...

[@Thegenfy]

@@mithrandirsilvertongue1406 I wouldn't call someone who smokes weed a "junkie"

[@myrojyn]

'my roommates where the worst' when they may or may not have actually been the worst.

[@annikam2004]

Grants just sounded like guys teasing each other. Katie... well. I really wouldn’t want my roommate doing what she did.

[@jonathanoverton1325]

My 2nd ever roommate was kind of a crazy guy. He had a drug problem, a short fuse, and a small arsenol of guns. He would fight with his girlfriend a lot and I always wonderd if he would take it to that unspeakble level. One night I woke up to a gun shot. Thinking that he shot his girlfriend, I just layed in my bed. Turns out his friend accidently fired his gun from the living room into my bedroom. I'm glad my bed was on the oposite wall.

[@OctoberGeek]

I had a room mate (he knows who he is, I still consider him a friend) in university who used to eat his meals out of the pot he cooked them in, and would leave them in the sink without washing for extended periods. One friday I came home to find a note that said "Sorry, clogged toilet, but have to leave for weekend. See you Monday", so I had to unclog his mess. He ended up moving in with another one of our mutual friends, and while he lived there he left the sink on and fell asleep on the couch, flooding the apartment.

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

We now know that Grant has an even funnier "Worst Roommate" story.

[@helenarosno]

My sister lives with 6 other people. She was home alone after work one day and had the temperature set to warm because her plants need to be in a warm environment. She thought she heard something upstairs but guessed that it was nothing. One of her roommates came home and yelled at her for it being too hot. There aren’t supposed to be pets but I guess her roommate was dog sitting because she blamed my sister for nearly killing the dogs from the heat.

[@seallf]

Hot houses always smell weird. I can't imagine what a hot house full of 7 people and a jungle of plants plus possible assorted animals might smell like....

[@stardustlia]

woah why did it need to be warm enough to nearly kill an animal???

[@kimbrolyy]

If you're house plants can't survive in normal room temp they shouldn't be house plants...

[@Winterhe4rt]

"warm enough in the house to kill a dog".. yeah right.. what?

[@redgreen2453]

Warm enough for a houseplant and hot enough to kill an animal are to _very_ different temperatures

[@uwillnevernoewhoiam]

i went to a boarding school in high school. we shared a public bathroom/shower and there was this one kid who just just odd. nobody really liked him and he was just always weird but the weirdest thing about him was that he would shit while taking a shower! it was disgusting and we had to get the dorm supervisor to tell him that he can't take shits in the shower.

[@nuttypurrfessor]

Omg someone pooped in the shower in my dorm too! The RA was pissed. We had to have a floor meeting about it.

[@Apopcyp]

I supplied all the pots and pans for my apartment and repeatedly asked my roommates not to fry this pork chop dish they liked to make, because they would leave it for me to clean up and it was disgusting. So I locked the cabinet doors after they once again left dirty oil in my pots and they reported me to the apartment management because locking something in the public living area is against their policy. So I moved every single item of my cookware into my own bedroom and they were left with nothing to cook with. They tweeted and posted on Facebook about how they were going to “beat that little bitch’s ass” and I showed this to the apartment staff. Since it was two against one, they say I started the entire conflict. The manager sided with them and I had to pay $250 to relocate to a different building in the complex after one of them began to verbally threaten me in my own apartment later that week.

[@CS-vh3xk]

Next time just take out the pots slowly. Eventually, the dirty ones must must buy their own pots. If asked then "They disappeared" or "Did you throw them away?" is your reply.

[@amyrocks88ss]

not fair :( I'm sorry you had to go through this

[@FrancisR420]

Not to mention outside of school hours teachers are entirely powerless one-time the vice principal who was a real bitch (she was in the news recently for threatening kids with cutting funding to arts that type of vice principal) And she tried to keep me in for detention one time but I just walked home when her back was turned and that was that. she never really did anything. once before that she locked me in her office until 6 at night just being a bitch the whole time because I was cranky ironically because I didn't have a good breakfast As long as I'm bitching about my vice principal she was constantly caked in makeup and always wore pantyhose which I find kind of trashy possibly because of her

[@ParyMarker]

It was dead week spring semester (2 wks before I could escape her wrath) when my roommate started harassing me for the hundredth time about something I hadn't done, WHILE I'm studying for finals. I tell her I didn't do it. She rolls her eyes and calls me a liar under her breath as she walks away. I snap and ask "what"? And she has no shame and starts yelling at me. Soon we're both yelling and I'm cussing (I almost never do). I start telling her, and the RA who showed up, all of the awful things I've tolerated until now and then I called her a bully. Her response was literally "Well, that's life!". I made it very clear I couldn't spend two more weeks with her, but it was too late by then. I regret not confronting her sooner. I don't know what they told her, but she avoided me like the plague for the last two weeks, and left as early as possible.

[@music0cool]

When you’re so weird even your drug dealer doesn’t want to associate with you

[@blanktom6049]

I had such an annoying roommate once. He would never pay his half of the rent. He also had some kind of sleep disorder cause at night I would always hear him moaning and saying "gettt outttt". And he would always leave all the cupboard doors open and sometimes move random stuff around the apartment.

[@astridforel5702]

I had a roommate who got completly nuts after her bf dumped her. We had a rule that if she wanted to invite people she just had to send me a text msg to inform me. But alcohol made her forget, because one time I was coming back from work at 3am, and I was hearing loud music long before coming to my doorstep... And inside... it was like a nightclub... The next day she didn't clean any of it : broken glass everywhere, vomit in the toilet and covering the brush, wine spread all over the walls and something I suspect was pee on the balcony... I got so mad she never did it again, but our friendship ended there

[@TheHunter4065]

My roommate started a nude colony out of our room last year.

[@aramalatrash6147]

what is that???

[@TheHunter4065]

He literally never wore clothes, except to class. Other people joined his little "colony" and would sit in my room, completely naked, going about their day.

[@lankyalpaca]

....what

[@TheHunter4065]

you heard me. it was rough.

[@rizkaphonna6618]

Me: yo roommate, can i spoil your habit on youtube comment section? Rm: ya, why not Me typing : My roommate like to spray perfume on her hair before going to bed Rm: is that weird? Me: idk, let them judge

[@angelobronte1452]

weird

[@hermannihietalahti4818]

Wtf

[@honestfan1080]

at least her pillow smells nice

[@BeanEireannach]

Not weird

[@beeking7971]

Oh super weird! Move out now! You'd be safer living in your car with a skunk for company.

[@malachi1616]

I like how grant's story is him being a bully, then getting his comeuppance.

[@gozzilla177]

I put mirrors everywhere to be my own roommate.... Dude kept walking around naked!!! NASTY!!!

[@gozzilla177]

@spicywatermelon everyone should try walking around there own house naked feels great 😂

[@thisislukas8951]

@@gozzilla177 i tried and i got boner dfq

[@olivewreath0145]

😁😁😁

[@livafa846]

I bet you were staring too, you creep!

[@louc6689]

I started a snap series for my friends while living with my one roommate called 'Oh God, My Kitchen' with the famous tagline "Tune in next week where you'll see the same $h!t, still here!". 1 episode managed to be saved.

[@leaftheraccoon]

Katie was the worst room mate, sge has no buisness writing stuff like that about her room mates even if it was fake just a joke. It'd be different if they knew and were in on it. :/

[@Snoopyintheblanket]

As if everybody hasn’t written or said mean things about a person they don’t like.

[@leaftheraccoon]

@@Snoopyintheblanket writing a whole blog about two people is much different than one mean post

[@starlightsall]

@@Snoopyintheblanket As if that makes it okay.

[@MrsBeautyIsPain17]

When i was in college i shared a dorm with this one girl, one night she came barging in drunk and went to the freezer I woke up and asked her to be quiet and the next day she stole a pack of smokes and my 6 pack , also when i got back from classes she was laying in my bed with her boyfriend while her boyfriend was playing my Xbox . i literally dragged her off my bed and. Screamed at her. I went to housing and that day she had to to leave the dorm good times :/

[@theoregonguy]

I figured Katie's worst roommate would be one that stole all of her cocaine.

[@HarryWizard]

damn thats an OG reference

[@ToyKnives]

Sophomore year I got in a huge fight with my roommate about privilege. He said I was more privileged than him because my father (through many years in military and the GI Bill) was paying for my college, while he was paying for his own. Turns out what that really meant was he worked summers at a job his mom gave him, and his parents paid for housing, food, books, etc which he said “was expected of them, so it doesn’t count.” He also had two live-in maids his entire life, so when he came to college he’d never made his own food or done his own laundry.

[@Liusila]

2/3 deserved even more than they got. Strange how people always justify their own behaviour.

[@Martypuppet]

Well I mean people don't like admitting that they are Jerks and horrible people, just like people don't like admitting that they are wrong, you are basically saying you are a idiot

[@legoluvver]

“Brotherhood of the Traveling Jorts” That’s awesome dude 🤜

[@docholliday9058]

Living in shared flats for the better part of 7 years in a foreign country, having had dealt with cheating drug addicts and relentless party animals as flatmates, the biggest lesson I learned was that you should never live with your landlord. Just don't. Also, Italians are loud pretty much without an exception.

[@TwoPairSA]

I lived with a guy who did nothing but played fighting games on his computer for days on end. He also ate pizza all the time so our room permanently smelled like pizza... until I moved out and discovered the real reason the room smelled like pizza was because he couldn't be bothered to throw out the boxes and just had a giant stack of pizza boxes under his bed.

[@TheGoldSwordSquad]

I had a roommate who was a girl who knew I liked Radiohead so she tried to impress me by telling me her dad was the backup drummer in Radiohead. She’s definitely lying so one time her dad comes over and I ask him about it and he laughs and is also confused and then she got really embarrassed

[@multiturq2834]

Sounds like all she wanted was to impress you and you were being a dick instead of making a friend

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

@@multiturq2834 when you pull a dumbfuck move like that you deserve to be laughed at

[@multiturq2834]

@@ConnorNotyerbidness yeah ok dude so i guess you've never lied or exaggerated.

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

@@multiturq2834 dont lie about something so grand and extravagant that is easily debunked. Cuz then you just look stupid.

[@multiturq2834]

@@ConnorNotyerbidnessbut if you realize this can be or is a lie what do u gain by embarassing someone who's not lying to u for malicious reasons? Maybe she was embarrassed by what her father did or maybe he'd lied to her, u don't know but its definately something that could have been discussed with her not at her detriment.

[@shipwreck9146]

In my junior year of college (right now), I am in a dorm with this guy that showers once a week, he never says anything, like I don't remember the last time we said a single word to each other, and the other day, I walked into the dorm room, and I knew he was there just by the smell. I didn't even have to see him first, I just could smell him.

[@Joebius1]

I got one that seemed alright for the first month or so but then he started drinking amazing quantities. He was a little guy, about 135 lbs. and drank about a fifth and a half and an 18 pack on an average day...I'd come home and find him passed out in the hall, on the toilet, etc. One day I came home and there was a trail of diarrhea across the carpet from his room to the bathroom, the bathroom itself looked like a nuclear poop bomb went off. I literally picked him up out of bed (I'm not a little guy) and threw him on the bathroom floor and after yelling and threats he cleaned it all up and I gave him another chance. He did exactly the same thing 2 weeks later and I started throwing him and his things out the door (the lease was in my name). He begged, cried, got on his knees, but there was no third chance.

[@FrancisR420]

You sound like a huge ass hole not for kicking them out but for throwing him onto his own diarrhea, that's uncalled for

[@moongoblinstudios8621]

You know when the preview of the episode is that short and out of context, the video’s going to be really high tier and good.

[@googleguy-ft8xh]

Katie needs her own sitcom

[@morbidsearch]

Well it sort of happened

[@praycost2024]

Katie. That was bad choice after bad choice.

[@cazlom5585]

ok but like dont write shit about people and not expect them to get mad it seems totally reasonable

[@THC800]

I was in graduate school and had the same roomates for 4 years. One roomate was obnoxious who unconsciously thinks he is infallible. Leaves dishes, loud, make everyone else feel bad, and loves attention. He went out with someone within our class and ends up living in our household w/o asking the rest of us it was okay. Eventually we had our internships and I end up living with the couple because they needed a roomate (though I could've live on my own). I was asking dating advice and the girlfriend had ask me what was my preference to help me out. To make it simple, I told her someone with her personality because I could see myself be with someone like her. She then took it the wrong way and got weirded out, then locks herself in their room. My obnoxious roomate proposed to her in marriage later and made him to convince me to move out and they knew of my depression. Luckily, I live with my best friend who happen to be moving out from a bad situation. So in the end, I stop talking to my roomate who I treated like a brother, end all affiliates I had with them (because they treated me like I was a piece of shit), took a dead end (but good paying) job, and in bigger financial debt. What lesson learned? When your friend is in a relationship you should already consider moving out and you can't rely on anyone else to have your back...because you never know if they back stabbed you.

[@jessykaros]

Tbh if I asked a friend what kind of girlfriend they want and they said "someone like you because I can see myself being with someone like you" I would get weirded out too. Especially if I was already in a relationship with his best friend and his roommate.

[@madmat2001]

My room mate got cancer and is dying. Pretty much the worst experience ever.

[@beeking7971]

I had a flatmate who was a bit odd. I'd sometimes hear him shouting things in the kitchen, like lines from TV shows. A few times he offered to pay me to clean his dishes which had filled the sink and worktop. The worst was sometimes when passing me on the staircase he'd suddenly shout in my face "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" then laugh hysterically and walk off. Then he got another flatmate doing it...

[@tristanholderness4223]

A couple of years back I went to have a shower in the afternoon and found a small round piece of shit on the bottom of it. There was only one of my other housemates in the house since I was last in the bathroom and seen that the shower did not have shit in it (we'd just had a guy over to fix a minor leak in it) so I knew exactly who it was. He'd also not had the best track record with cleanliness before, regularly leaving pubes and piss on the toilet seats and "washing" pans up by barely rinsing them and then putting the, on the draining board where the tomato sauce left on them could get on the actually clean stuff (despite the fact he had serious allergies and, if we'd washed up that poorly, it could have been a major problem for him). I messaged the house group chat being like "wtf, there's a shit in the shower" and the other two housemates agree and are also shocked. The shitter sees the message and then a few hours later says "I've cleaned it up, still not sure it was me though". Like, wtf. How would you not know? And, if you didn't think it was your shit, surely you'd have a strong preference for getting the person who's shit it was to clean it up? I'm pretty sure he did know it was his but was trying to make us think it wasn't, despite the fact he was the only person it could have been. I showered at my (now) fiance's from then until I moved out. I even overlapped the tenancy on my new house (with the other two housemates and my fiance) more so I could move out sooner. During the overlap period, before I actually had a bed in the new house, he was the only one actually living there (because none of us wanted to spend more time than we had to near him) I came back to pick up some stuff and, as I opened the front door, I saw him standing completely naked in the kitchen where all of us still had things. He seemed to think things could go back to a normal friendship after all this and I had to explicitly tell him that there was no way we could be friends and to please not contact me again (which he has moreorless done). Now I'm in a much nicer house that costs the same, lets us have a cat, and, crucially, doesn't have someone living in it who'd leave a shit in the shower. Meanwhile, he's started a PhD and moved into college grad accommodation and, a few weeks ago, I saw on one of the university's anonymous grudge submission fb pages that someone had had someone shit in their shower...

[@mariksebastianishtar207]

(+tristan roberts) Shit in the shower? The revolting people I live with would never be able to compare to that. Or at least, I hope so. What a tough time you must have had.

[@jayclement3581]

This shit hits different after watching Breaking News Network. When you learn Grant's the roommate that is this story

[@christineyvonneb]

my worst: i should write a novel about this guy but the short version is: detoxing, on, and coming up on various substances at all times, saw phish 98 times, accused me of stealing his butter and other food(i would not touch anything he touched), accused my sister of stealing his drugs(she did not), only communicated through notes under the door and wouldn't look me in the eye, shorted me on bills even though he was in his 30s and his mom was paying for everything, couldn't keep a job, asked me for money even though he had a closet of expensive jackets and hats with the sticker still on them that he could sell, left town for a few days and didn't come back, tracked him down by looking at the arrest database in all the towns string cheese incident was playing in....

[@idislikemints]

The first and last story do not make sense. They were the worst roommates. Making fun of someone? Good think you got pranked. Writing about your roommates and continuing doing knowing they can read your posts? Shitty move.

[@holoitsme9257]

It was the worst roommate experiences so they’re just talking about the worst experiences they had with their roommates eg grant was mad because he was standing outside naked

[@btp248]

Katie I would agree but Grant said they all teased his friend and obvs he's close enough with the guy to not use his real name unlike the others

[@aseriouslollygagger5734]

My roommate was a hefty gal that liked to do crazy stuff when I was at work. She hung out the 2nd story window, smoking nude, and laughing at the outraged neighbors. Often she would do things and leave right before I got there, leaving me to talk to the police. She also brought home random drug addicts to party with, and so much more. I packed my stuff and left as soon as I could after a few of her crazy stunts.

[@Nikkidafox]

Collegehumor doing animation again. What year is it? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

[@JLConawayII]

2018.

[@juandiegoprado]

Adude601 It’s as if we were back in the really old office in NY.

[@thomaswang]

The year is 2018. THE YEAR IS 2018.

[@jackkirkpatrick2849]

Katie, you have been my favorite CH person. Lol. You just crack me up every single time I watch you. I love all you guys tho. Keep up the great work

[@ashhleyz]

that last girl is pretty horrible as a roommate lol

[@HolleWalle]

I was blessed with awesome people as roommates, the problem was when they threw parties cause the guests wouldn't help cleaning but the worst one was a Halloween party, next morning the whole damn floor was covered in mud, the toilet was so clogged the water was flowing all around the bathroom, stuff was missing, one of us broke up with her 4 year bf, none of us remembered the whole night and a friend said that some dudes nobody knew were injecting themselves in the living room while we were all blacked-out.

[@jordanhicks5131]

I have NO sympathy for Katie, she was clearly the aggressor and the cause of the problem. She *absolutely* should apologize for her bullying behavior. What a jerk.

[@igiveuponnames3966]

An "aggressor"? Ok you are exaggerating. Katie didn't even include real stories, she made up ones and just inserted them in. She wasn't physical hurting them or even making crude comments! All she did was insert them in stories that weren't even real! How is that being an "aggressor"?

[@jordanhicks5131]

@@igiveuponnames3966 to put it plainly, Katie was creating and spreading fake news about a real, living person.

[@luckymig1603]

jordan hicks so what you are saying is... she can be the president of the United States one day...

[@Educatedunhousedperson]

That was what she did so bad, but you don't have anything to say about what Grant did?

[@jordanhicks5131]

@@Educatedunhousedperson because of several reasons. One, it seemed like in the story the whole house was in on the joke and they all messed with each other constantly. Two, he got his comeuppance by being locked out of the apartment naked. Three, he seemed genuinely embarrassed about the story and kind of remorseful vs katie and her blatant declaration of not ever being sorry.

[@njuta]

My worst roommate wouldn't clean at all and then told me I was unreasonable because they had depression and somehow that meant I had to maintain the house. When I moved out, her next roommates had her escorted out by the police for some kind of drama... she was _a lot_.

[@giovannicalabrese7777]

does anybody have a link to this blog from katie? lol

[@lankyalpaca]

leaving a comment in case someone found the link

[@louisxu3621]

leaving a comment in case someone found the link

[@Luenysgo]

Same

[@Ev3ZEUS]

Bruh moment

[@outpostorange9580]

3:50 Better send that cat in there from the previous story to get all those rats out of there

[@ashwini7836]

This vid is particularly fun cause I get to read so many more appalling bad roommate stories in the comment section. 😂 Also, I have none, so this fills the void. 😢

[@mfc4655]

It's funny how Katie's story is exactly like the CH sketch: Someone is leaking College Humor secrets, if you watch that and then this it's too similair and way too funny.

[@Mysterialic]

Katie survived the crucible.

[@Kumahachi8]

Lemme tell you a little something about my flatmates from my first year of university. Flatmate 1: - Set a pot on fire. The pot had nothing in it. - Didn’t realise that pasta had to be in water for it to boil. Flatmate 2: - Took showers while singing loudly at 2:00 in the morning. - Lied about his age to pick up younger girls and get grants and scholarships that he was too old for. Flatmate 3: - Didn’t know how to care for himself as he had grown up with servants. - Constantly complained about minor/silly things, like about how he didn’t like to drive his brand new Mercedes worth thousands of pounds, or about how he had to do things for himself. - Bragged about terrible things, like setting aside money for a date when he already had a girlfriend back at home. He never got a date. - Ran out of money from home because he had no concept of budgeting. - Obsessed with our sex lives because he wanted to live vicariously through them. “Had the most boring year ever” because nobody was having sex with anybody. We were all to busy studying, or we just didn’t want it, which shocked him greatly. He was mystified by the fact that some people just don’t want to have sex on a daily basis, or simply don’t want it at all. - Didn’t know how to clean things, and didn’t know when it was appropriate to clean them. Went back to his home over Christmas, leaving a rice cooker with rice in it to fester. Upon opening the cupboard door, we were all hit with the smell of rotting food and realised that we had to clean all of our things because of the mould. - Got incredibly offended when us “poor folk” wouldn’t take his money, especially girls. - “Borrowed” our pots and pans, only to destroy them beyond repair by not using them for their intended purpose. It was the only time that he did not offer us money. - Threw ingredients together in a pot and didn’t realise that he’d actually made a dish with a name until someone told him. Didn’t recognise that he’d made an omelet. - Let his food explode up the wall on inspection day. Decided to leave it alone to harden. Got caught doing it on CCTV, but still maintained that it wasn’t him. - Didn’t realise that he had to put a tray under food that he was cooking in the oven because the cooking instructions on the package didn’t specifically say so. Burned the chicken to a crisp on the rack, took one look at it, and said, “I’m not cleaning that.” Left it to harden like a rock. Had to beg housekeeping for help after nothing we did could remove the burnt grease and chicken from the rack and the bottom of the oven, thus putting it out of commission for a week. There were 10 of us and we were left with one oven, by the way.

[@veritateseducational217]

I care Home one day after a party and my roommate had left AND THE STOVE WAS ON FIRE

[@solomonfinite]

I hope you guys tell Katie you love her everyday because that girl is f*#%ing gold.

[@andrewimm2576]

I'm a grown-ass man and I wouldn't want to pick a fight with Katie

[@natphil8377]

Thanks for the accent and yellow skin for Maximillian.

[@ryansmith9614]

I was in a boarding school 🏫 when I was like 16 (I can’t remember cuz it was only for a few months I got kicked out 🤷‍♂️) but I had two roommates , and they didn’t get along one of them was a big guy not fat but built like a wall, and the other a little too free with his body and would walk around nude and the big guy would always tell him to not be naked in our room because it’s a small room and it made him uncomfortable and the kid didn’t listen and would actually antagonistically like lotion his body in front of the guy or shave but finally when he did like some yoga pose and bent down in right in front of the guy , it was too much. The big dude totally beat the crap out of the naked guy. all three of us were moved to different dorms even though i had nothing to do with it . But it was crazy 😂

[@shoubhikdas6867]

Excluding the age part, the beginning till the middle of the story looked like the starting of a homoerotic story......Not the end part though sadly

[@ryansmith9614]

Shoubhik Das lol that’s funny, if it helps I caught two guys banging in one of the bathrooms over the weekend , and the reason I got kicked out was because after they moved me to another room I met a guy named mike and we got really close and one night we were in the same bed watching a movie , we fell asleep 💤 and we were all touchy in the night but we actually really fell asleep together and when the RA found out he told and we were kicked out within the week, lol it was nice while it lasted . Now that I just turned 30 I look back and think how lame it was that we could lose a really good education just for sleeping in the same bed we didn’t even go all the way 🤦‍♂️

[@shoubhikdas6867]

Damn man.....The story got me horny haha.....I hope you're having more liberated fun now :)

[@vickiignaszak5041]

My worst roommate story is easy to summarize: somebody left a used tampon in the shower. Yes, you heard me right: USED TAMPON. There were 6 of us sharing that bathroom. Nobody ever owned up to it but it disappeared when I put an angry note by the shower. Who tf even does that??

[@Educatedunhousedperson]

That's not the worst thing ever. I wish that was the worst thing anybody here had ever done. I had catty manipulative trans women, that Associated femininity with all of the wrong stereotypical qualities of what that means in our society. I had cocaine addict car flippers that got deported by Ice. I had a suicidal Sudanese kid that was here illegally because he lied on his paperwork about his age. and white privilege and Supremacy have been huge issues here, because even though white people say that they're cool, most of them really aren't. a used tampon is disgusting, but that really would have been the least of my problems.

[@christopherrembert6356]

So, Grant and Katie were also the worst.

[@Martypuppet]

Well grant could be execused, because they were most likely doing what guys normally do and trash each other and goofing around, plus most of his other roommates did it, plus the guy bought drugs. Katie on the other hand made me kind of hate her now, she bashed her roommates online for stuff they didn't do, didn't change names or profiles, still did it when they were upset, and you could hear her trying to make her seam like the victim with the "they were spoiled" it doesn't matter if they were rich that doesn't give you the right to be a awful person. She even admitted that she was the bad roommate, she basically said "it was just a prank bro" and she had the balls to say she wasn't going to apologize, ether there was more to the story that she wasn't telling or she really is a rotten person

[@MissyLilMiss]

It seems so perfect Katie’s “Worst Roommate Story” is actually about her being a bad roommate 😂

[@FrancisR420]

imagine roommate who has the audacity to silently write about their life after you were mean to them and then not do everything you say when you think you're entitled to decide what everyone has to say about you so f****** mean that mean old Katy

[@Waltham1892]

When I was in graduate school I desperately needed an apartment so I rented a room with a born again christian. He was on me 24/7 about Jesus, his relationship with Jesus, what he and Jesus and for lunch; you get the idea. I come home and he's sitting in the living room looking at me very sheepishly. I go into my room and see that my computer, on which is my 1/3 completed masters thesis, exhibiting the blue screen of death. I go into the living room and ask him what he was doing in my room, on my computer. He admits that he was downloading porn on my computer and one of the files had a virus. He tried to fix it but only made it worse and now my thesis is gone. I take my computer out to get fixed the tech finds about a hundred jpeg's of gay leather porn, which I swear up and down aren't mine. Never did recover my thesis.

[@amyrocks88ss]

woowww

[@Educatedunhousedperson]

You win.

[@Waltham1892]

@@Educatedunhousedperson No, I lost, but thanks anyway.

[@starlightsall]

Holy shit that's awful. You don't touch someone's thesis. Not to mention the hypocrisy and invasion of personal belongings. Hope your thesis turned out well in the end!

[@Waltham1892]

@@starlightsall My thesis turned out, in the end. Reading it today I see it for the desperate attempt to end the suffering of graduate school that it was.

[@kidthegeek]

I was the worst roomate...my shoes stunk so bad my roomie was embarrassed to invite people over. Worst part, I did try things to lower the smell...didn't help too much

[@nitrocreed]

I read "and you thought stealing your humans was bad" and I was confused for a solid 10 seconds there

[@solsegovia8522]

Katie's story made me so mad and sad. Of course people can always make mistakes but she still thinks that she was right. She was mean and hurt people. She should've apologized. In my opinion she deserved to be removed.

[@FrancisR420]

No she wasn't she talked about people who felt they were entitled to decide what everyone has to say about them that's not being mean Guess you've never talked about any of the bad things Donald Trump has done cuz he certainly doesn't want you to talk about those and therefore you're being mean to him that's how that works right?

[@tavisjh]

My roommates always wanted to do annoying things like have conversations and be friends. They always ended up moving out.

[@AlRightThenThanks]

Wait, did Katie inspire gossip girl?! ;-p

[@Faekins]

My worst roommate was a huge stoner. He'd do his laundry once a month, ruin my dishes, have strangers over doing acid and various other hard drugs who stole my things constantly, and play music so loud it would shake the walls until 5am. He also wouldn't treat his cat for fleas so my cats kept getting them. Ugh. I still loathe him.

[@TheNonameHousehold]

I'm glad I never had roommates

[@jackcotterill2080]

n my second year of Uni I was forced to take a flat that was too expensive and live with two guys I barely knew. My room was only legally habitable by 20 cm squared (my mum actually brought a tape measure) whereas one guy had an en suite and his room was nearly three times as large but we all had to pay the same rent. To make matters worse, that guy would come home at 3 in the morning, bang on my door drunk telling me to entertain him, if he had a girl over he would burst into my room and rub her sweaty clothes over my face while I slept and he would regularly set the fire alarm off. On at least two occasions he set me on fire. Worst flatmate I’ve ever had

[@Peridox69420]

How to get good roommates. Don’t trust people with anime profile pictures.

[@Soduhpopss]

Peridoxペリドクス hmmmmmmm

[@mariksebastianishtar207]

I swear I didn’t realize that I had an anime profile picture for a while. XD

[@THERealRibbitBartono]

That one girl does realize that what she did is breaking and entering which is an arrestable offence

[@GalaxyCloud]

My worst roomate story was when my brother had to sleep in my room once....

[@Nickferal]

Did it end in some kind of incest situation?

[@GalaxyCloud]

o_o No he just really annoying

[@lovefood2332]

Nicolás Alejandro Fernández Aliste eww.... 😕

[@lankyalpaca]

my roommate never fucking closes the door

[@prettybyaccident]

I had a roommate who was a Christian and was saving herself for marriage which meant I wasn’t allowed to have “boys” in my room because it made her “uncomfortable” lol I was 23 she was 27

[@NinjaEule]

I once had a roommate who murdered my other roommate because he never did the dishes. The cops couldn't arrest him as they never found the body. After that, I always did the dishes in fear of also being murdered. College was fun.

[@lukedetering4490]

If I was in your situation, I would have requested a new dorm room

[@merovetouchstone]

What's the deal with the sound bite at the beginning of each clip now? Either it's long and you're just spoiling a joke or it's short and it just makes me feel like I've loaded in the middle of the video for some reason.

[@yousrname]

They've probably just seen research that increases engagement but don't have it down yet.

[@NexusTenebrare]

Twist ending to Grant's story. His former roommate's drugdealer now supplies Katie with her drugs.

[@River61]

Katie is definitely phoebe

[@AisteOsinskyte]

You mean Phyllis

[@River61]

I mean phoebe from freinds

[@MrsFackdem]

You mean Princess Consuela Bananahammock

[@Liam-ug9en]

Grant lets it go at the end and he just says "he stopped selling us weed"

[@saturn2117]

I'm 16 and I can't stand living with other people, I just hate it. Thank god roommates aren't such a necessity in university in the UK, because if I get a roommate, one of us won't make it out alive.

[@saturn2117]

Your sarcasm implies you're accusing me of not knowing that I'm not a nice person, well I do know.

[@amyrocks88ss]

my worse roomates story when was I moved in with 2 lovely friend a girl and a guy, 4 months later, I learned that they were actually sleeping together and that he just cheated on her with her bf... the next month the flat was full or either negative energy or them yelling at each other

[@kelseyhorton8514]

I lived in an apartment with 3 of my close friends. Well, one of these friends (we'll call her Jamie) meets a guy online, no job, no money and he moves in with her after 6 weeks of long distance. She was previously kicked out of her dorm because he was staying there and her 3 roommates did not approve. Fast forward, this guy, still no job, no car; Jamie pre med, with 2 jobs and he gets jealous of her working. They would fight all the time, one fight was over her asking him to stop spending so much of her money from her jobs and parents on weed, he then blames her for him getting fat because he never get to do anything because she always has the car at work or on campus, and all she does (a pre med major) is study. He was emotional and verbally abusive, and that's so hard to watch your friend deal with that but think nothing is wrong. Now, we started getting $90 overage bills (utilities were included in rent) because he kept the AC so low all day, I left a kind, not mad, note before I ran out to my job (dude had a job at Dollar General but got fired). I get home from closing shift (10:30) and he come out of their room yelling at me and my boyfriend, now husband. He was trying to fight him, dude weighs close to 300, my bf weighs 140.... I have an anxiety attack and call the cops. He was so defensive the whole time they tried to talk to him, he had weed, I'm surprised they didn't search him. Anyway, she graduated, and they moved to where he med school is, and blocked me on all forms of social. I hope she's OK, he was a huge loser.

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

Jessica going “cool story, no pets” is so fucking funny to me

[@swolphatty1643]

2:44 IDK how a face can look like a foot but you nailed it