What Sport Would VALGAVOTH Play? || Putting Duskmourn Creatures into Sports

[@TPaether]

Please please please make this a series! It's the perfect combination of well thought out and unginged.

[@D_A_D_]

Overlord of the Mistmoors will forever live in my head as Steph Curry

[@D_A_D_]

It's ya boy skinny *redacted*, back with another funky Pioneer combo deck, except this time the combo actually works. Mainboard 4 Moon-Blessed Cleric 4 Overlord of the Boilerbilges 4 Overlord of the Mistmoors (AKA Steph Curry) 1 Chained to the Rocks 4 High Noon 1 Nine Lives 1 Possibility Storm 4 Solemnity 1 Temporary Lockdown 4 Flicker of Fate 4 Get Lost 3 March of Otherworldly Light 4 Castle Ardenvale 2 Cave of the Frost Dragon 2 Cavern of Souls 1 Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire 4 Elegant Parlor 1 Mountain 3 Needleverge Pathway // Pillarverge Pathway 2 Plains 2 Battlefield Forge 4 Sacred Foundry Sideboard 1 Banishing Light 4 Deafening Clarion 4 Leyline of Sanctity 2 Rest in Peace 4 Silence The combo is to put a Solemnity into play on turn 3 and turn 4 cast either the red or white Overlord for its impending cost, except Solemnity stops it from having counters, so it's just a cheaper Overlord (I double checked Gatherer and this does work). We've also got 4 copies of Flicker of Fate to flicker the Impending Overlords to return them to the battlefield without counters on them if we can't find Solemnity. Also I heard you like combo, so I put some combo with your combo. The deck is playing (Solemnity + Nine Lives) and (High Noon + Possibility Storm) to have tutorable backup plans. Speaking of tutors, Moon-Blessed Cleric is how we tutor for all of our combo pieces. I went with this one over the spell that puts it into your hand instead because (A) this keeps the tutors safe from Thoughtseize; (B) This thing blocks; (C) The tutor pieces are mostly expensive, so it's not like we're casting a 3 mana tutor and the spell anyway; and (D) because it can be re-used with Flicker of Fate. Mana Base is set up to support Chained to the Rocks, thought I don't mind the Surveil Lands since we don't have a lot of turn 1 plays anyway and selection never hurt a combo deck. In addition to the one-of combo pieces and the main combo, we're running singleton Chained to the Rocks and Temporary Lockdown to be able to tutor up answers to a variety of board states. I'm sure the sideboard isn't right yet but I haven't had enough time with the deck to tune it, but the idea is that Silence stops control decks from being able to counter everything, Leyline of Sanctity, Rest in Peace, and Banishing Light are all tutorable, and Deafening Clarion is there for the aggro matchup. Deafening Clarion on lifelink mode also makes us gain 9-10 if either Overlord is in attacking. Figured this deck belongs in the comments section of the Jankyard.

[@johnsbur8452]

What the heck is this XD also fear of imposters would be a good running back because hed pretend to be on the enemy team and then theyd get confused when he catches the ball and runs towards their enemy's goal and the ref doesn't call interception.

[@sweetreamer5101]

I like the idea of reluctant role model doing his best to keep his team of monsters from committing too many fouls Also: Mindskinner would clearly be on defense, best edge/interior rusher of all time with 100% free runs on the QB, he's unblockable!

[@D_A_D_]

Also it seems like you guys have upgraded your hardware, it looks and sounds really good!

[@TheJankyard-01]

We have! We’re happy of how far we’ve come

[@JumboBrown_PGH]

Jolly Balloon Man is a knuckleballer I will not be moved from this opinion