What Teachers Really Say...

One of the funniest teachers ever! 🤣
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[@ValarieEdwards]

Am NEVER going back to subbing. Not even if it guarantees a golden ticket to heaven! You teachers are already angels.

[@jancoo2029]

🤣😂👍🏾

[@MsJoyce31202]

👍

[@sunshineflowers3320]

They truly are. Bless each and every teacher.

[@stephaniesmith3783]

😂😂😂😂

[@tanafaithrenay1111]

🤣😆

[@MsShawnpatrice1]

"My class is on the NO SUB LIST"!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@justopinionated8839]

"He's loving....." "He's bad!" "He's anointed." "...... and suspended." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yapahyadayahyasharahla4020]

🤣🤣🤣

[@moonessence562]

"It feels like God has added some more Mondays to the week". True statement!!! 😀😂🤣😭

[@deegilbert2940]

Every teacher in the world should see this. Thanks man for making us laugh😂😂😂😂

[@jessicastamper4437]

“They was bad.” Ain’t that the truth 😂🤦🏻‍♀️👌

[@lynnehamilton5343]

“Y’all jumped off a 3rd floor building and landed on my desire”. OMG NAILED IT!!!!!!

[@diamondyoung5442]

Everytime I cough or sneeze that’s 10 points off your final grade😂😂😂

[@elbengalson]

I am so glad I found this man's videos - truly funny and correct about the life of a teacher!🙃

[@ruthtavarez8302]

To the T..😁

[@lyfewithdj2258]

"According to WebMD you need to be quarantined!" This hits different because of the current pandemic we are facing. However, it was still so hilarious!🤣🤣

[@rebeccafoster-faith6647]

I came to write this exact comment...

[@gailserra6122]

I thought we needed mental health courses. Bc knowone is able to match punishment with behavioral act developmental theory of brain.it still exists 😂

[@gailserra6122]

Loose watching him on tube in mornings to get through a day. What would Eddie Do? Lol. Kid dragging on floor disruptioning class. Dragging body on floor is absent on referral

[@gailserra6122]

Some people are still wearing mask as pRt of their daily wardrobe. It doesn’t work

[@sapphirewyren02]

'he's anointed' 'he's suspended' OMG!

[@Charlenedoesstuff]

He is anointed and suspended

[@gleawhite]

Lol. Love it!

[@lovefelix1566]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 lol

[@jacquelinelam8611]

“Y’all jumped off a 3rd floor building and landed right on my desire!” He said a mouthful!

[@juliasierra-bond9458]

This guy is hysterical; fell out of my chair laughing so hard. Love this guy!! he is right-on!!

[@reneshay889]

Who is this man? He is so witty! Love him!

[@sherrybrown1789]

So funny. Mr. Brown. Silent but deadly. 😂 Nice! A side hustle. 😂Thx!

[@MsJoyce31202]

😂

[@sonjatanksley5432]

I retired from teaching at the elementary level. Trust me, every word is true. I had a child sign his own failure notice. Son, I know how you write and you misspelled your mama's name. Her name was Mary. He was in the 3rd grade.

[@ebonykirkland8541]

LAWD!! I am a FAN!!! he is the truth!!

[@cinma4890]

This was posted a year ago. And today we are living the quarantine part of his video. You are right these kids- They can’t keep up with their pencil much less a mask. Great channel so so true! Stay safe! God bless us all.

[@ladyraven8207]

And 1 year later the stuff on your desk in the beginning is priceless

[@deesturdevant9085]

He tells it like it is...Amen!

[@time2pray777]

You are soooo funny, God bless all teachers and what they have to put up with. Parents, if your kids are having Behavioral problems at home, please get help because it will show up at school/class and they don't pay teachers enough to take care of this problem that parents need to be responsible to help your kids with.

[@kimberlymcwilliamsgoines349]

Amen!

[@nicolecunningham5477]

"Ignoroneous" lol!

[@Ofa337]

This is Beyond Hilarious. I Love Him!!

[@jeremymatamales5072]

You sir, are a national treasure!

[@dotdot565]

He's a genius!!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Scotty too snotty!😂 K-college - administrators demand vs. parents request!

[@LGKids]

Side Note: y’all got the nurses office looking like a emergency room! Lol! Peace!

[@CatAndrina7]

SCOTTY TOO SNOTTY!!! LOL made my day!! :)

[@ES-rl4by]

😆. Not anointed & suspended!!!

[@brianaporter9652]

I met him and he did this whole set and it was hysterical!!

[@UMullerOfficial]

This is just legendary 🙌

[@lynnettaw.2061]

Laughing soooooo Hard!! Do Not Sub List Class. Yep, that was year #13 after 12 years...no such list.

[@ambertierra82]

No lunchsess hahaha😂

[@tabbiprioleau9540]

Anointed and suspended!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@chellez29]

Is that Hennessy on the desk during flu season? 😳🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

[@godfirst9990]

He needs it or he aint gone make it😂

[@marybethsmith-hynes2749]

That’s the secret to hanging in there until retirement.

[@MsJoyce31202]

😂

[@1919Denise]

He was too funny... 'Ignoronious'. I enjoyed this.

[@christo617]

Teacher Gods.. 😂😂😂

[@MaryMonroe]

This is hilarious and so relatable! Thanks for some healing laughter!

[@creolelady4096]

I love this teacher. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@missmekapalmer11]

Jacrazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

[@pocko6314]

Love, love, love his post!!! 😂. "Why you scratchin' like that? Your what itch? You've got to get out of here baby!" Aaaahahahahaha 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣!

[@daiseyjohnson1763]

Keeping It Real Brother Prayers for the Teachers and Bus Drivers All over Work and Under Paid Lord Have Mercy On Your People

[@hannahsung9787]

He crashed our staff meeting today!! HE IS AWESOME :-)

[@RobiM0717]

You can't even cheat right lmao!!!!❤😂😂😂😂

[@rorabaughracing2313]

You can't even cheat right

[@nancydrew6679]

You brighten my day!!!!!

[@carsondrageorge8092]

😂🤣😄😅😆😊😁 u had me on the floor.... keep it up 🙏👍

[@lindseyhussey6450]

“Whoever get me sick gon flunk”😂😂😂😂

[@sashakelly2025]

"I think they comming in....Don't act like you usually act. Tony, if you'all help me out on this I see alot of recess in you'all future" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HannTheftAudio]

When he started singing I immediately thought of the Rock band WARMEN (Yes i know its Rockwell, but screw that. I was rocking out to the WARMEN version in my head).

[@michellehunter2993]

Is that a liquor bottle in the class on the table. 🤣🤣😂

[@MrJt3451]

jesus your the best teacher here and you got it all right omg the besttttttttttttttttt

[@RobiM0717]

Yo mama say it ain't nothin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@fwb1012]

Eddie B will foreva be funny🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@chloestewart1902]

The Teacher Gods 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@mickeyjones8070]

He said anointed and suspended!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@relatablerealness973]

Silent but deadly 😂😂😂😂

[@mspurrple2184]

You are hilarious!!!

[@jayj4439]

When I used to sub, you better believe I had a do not sub list!!!!

[@39FORTYWATER]

Thank you 🙏🤣😂🤧😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@amandakmitch]

Speaking Truth ❤️🤣❤️

[@hislilsister]

this is - so - funny!!!!!!!!!

[@ms.fabolusmorgan4279]

The nurse office l👀👀k like the ER L😂L

[@Sepharimangel]

Yep, that is me when the students are coughing and noses running. "Get away from me!"

[@erickjackson9825]

Man you funny Man 😂😂🤣😂

[@justopinionated8839]

"It ain't pay day, it's mayday because my finances are going down." #YouKnowIAintGotIt

[@jerrolwhite6842]

Boy u a fool for this time one

[@ekdaufin1485]

FANTASTIC!!!!❤❤❤😊

[@eanoworro1028]

* cough * cough * cough Everyone take 10 points off your paper..

[@TheCallowayBride]

Yo what itch? You gotta get outta here baby! 😂😂

[@reginayfavors]

Beautiful.

[@PDawgWms101]

I love the “Do not sub list!”

[@bonitawortham]

Coin purse? The whole OLD testament of the bible...Omg, Lol..God added some Mondays to the calendar!!! On my side rotflmao!!/

[@TiffanyAllen1]

😁 this has me dead 😭😭

[@ronnieferguson9337]

FACTS! 🤣👍🏾😩

[@jerridavis6462]

Enjoyed from Texas!

[@QualityChildcare1]

LMBO!!!!

[@fableydra]

Scotty too snotty!

[@rorabaughracing2313]

World War 3 happened and I didn't get my draft letter

[@CoachJRandle]

Landed right on my desire is CRAZY

[@proudtobeachristian286]

God loves you!!

[@olivecookie2294]

Now what we need is one from the education support staffers! Instructional Assistants? Custodians? Secretaries? Whaaaaat?

[@jovial1213]

The truth is hilarious!🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

[@ekdaufin1485]

Yup always watching’ and no way to win!

[@ratherbfishing455]

Every teacher and taxpayer should substitute for six months! K-12 :)

[@catsinhouse]

When I could get a substitute I thanked them to the skies. (My subs were often taken for other classrooms so it was a roll of the dice if I got a sub or not.) Starbucks gift cards, thank you notes for taking the class... Couldn't do enough for them. Tough, tough job. Most of my subs were great. Having to emergency sub for others myself gave me a rich appreciation for what they have to do.

[@acquenetta]

No ma'am its not for everyone. I had patience until I started subbing

[@MsJoyce31202]

I won't be one, I've done my time. 🤭

[@michellemoore4585]

Principals first! It should be a mandatory part of their training for 1 year. One month in every grade. Parents should be required to sub five days out of every school year until all of their children graduate. Teachers should have to sub for another teacher in their district twice each semester. All other citizens should be required to help out at schools. The support list would include: Teacher Helper-monitor students while teachers takes a bathroom break. Make copies while teacher has a lunch break. Sharpen ten pencils for every student a teacher has. Prep the room during the teachers conference time. Cafeteria Helper-Monitor students and make sure tables are cleared and ready for the next class or group. Assist younger students with opening condiment packets. Follow the head custodian’s directives for proper cleanup procedures. Maintain order and noise level without using a loud voice. Arrival/Dismissal duty- Work with campus staff to get students in and out of the building safely and efficiently within 5-10 minutes. This includes car duty, school bus duty, walker duty, day care duty(for younger students),

[@Christina-rb8vk]

The Germ Tribe! 1:10 😂😂😂

[@joycewashington4925]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your realness

[@sandrasanchez-xu1yl]

I m in burrito mode it’s wrap 🤣🤣🤣

[@arlenetatum9511]

Hilarious 😂 🤣🤣🤣

[@1nothinking1cfi73]

The WebMD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MaryOpel]

Now we got a duck running around the zoo with high blood pressure because what you all fed him! 😂😂😂

[@antonettb]

😂😂😂 my lifee

[@tracyclark7560]

incredible!

[@denisenelson853]

😂😂😂😂😂 He keeps me laughing

[@TheLionessWearsPink]

dude where were you when them cherun was swinging off the lights!!the teacher next door to me had one student jump out of the window during class! Mr. Saucer and Ms. Doolittle always checking somebody! telling me how to teach. I was so nervous, I just left!

[@stephaniescott314]

Hilarious

[@stephaniescott314]

Halirious

[@Standingfirmly1]

Got the nurse office look like emergency room yes I feel that and when it’s flu and allergy season lord help me

[@acquenetta]

You don't have to worry about me subbing because I'll leave a note saying they were out of their minds, periodt