What The Hell Does Donald Trump Do All Day? | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

[@Indianistic]

Such a strong team of writers! And Trever Noah does full justice to the Daily Show!

[@vinopandian7107]

Trevor at the end " I don't want my little guy hurting his brain" 😂😂😂 This cracked me up 😂

[@Grimread]

Don't underestimate the value of the President's "Play Therapy". It helps keep him out of the way of real policy and decision making.

[@astroko]

yeah, stops him bombing the middle east like his predecessor

[@Grimread]

@@astroko If you like.

[@1985bjaycat]

@Jiminy Cricket yes and civilians are getting killed under his watch. I think it is far more than we know.

[@NewMessage]

"Unstructured Time" is what they call recess in my kid's preschool, so it all fits.

[@markfryer9880]

Except that old slob has access to the Nuke codes

[@armedwombat6816]

​@Michael Brown: In that case the GOP is taking advantage of the mentally handicapped. Which, if you think about it, is totally on-brand.

[@Gottenhimfella]

@@armedwombat6816 I think it was Newt who first grokked that demographic trends would leave the GOP with no future in a functioning democracy with anything remotely resembling proportional representation.

[@Gottenhimfella]

@Gaeoal Murdo Yes indeed, but the one which represents a dwindling minority of Americans is inevitably more shielded from pressure exerted by the majority which do not vote for it.

[@Cancun771]

If Trump had been in a Montessori preschool, we wouldn't be in this here mess right now.

[@NewMessage]

It would explain an awful lot to hear that Eric played football.

[@jimsvideos7201]

The one who looks like he couldn't catch a cold?

[@lulul0l039]

"You will be so tired of winning, your head is going to spin". 💫 I doubt that Eric won anything though, just misunderstood point of the game.

[@i-doneall8638]

He said "Trump doesn't want his son to have brain damage, which is strange because Fathers usually want their sons to follow in their footsteps" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@KariAaraas100]

Thanks for the recap ;)

[@dragonovoz9746]

Why are you crying? 🤔

[@geromimo6012]

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[@RV-in2mc]

Crying from laughter..

[@chubbyBunny94]

oh, you watched it too? well-done

[@onalethatarampogo4726]

I like how Trevor tried to keep a straight face after he made the "pull out joke"

[@user-yy3bv6uq3p]

Trevor... our nation's TREASURE!

[@missondo4887]

Trevor Noah you’re bringing joy to my life

[@m.moshkelgosha967]

There is no word to explain how great you are at what you do Trevor..! Watching your shows is one of my favorite hobbies..!

[@ziyaadkarodia9189]

@DonaldTrump - I know you're watching this! Get back to work!

[@lovefromCanadaeh]

No!! Don't! He messes eveything up when he's working. Just take a very long vacation...

[@auspiciousnkomo3071]

Nice try, I'm at the white house eating burgers, it's hard work.

[@ziyaadkarodia9189]

@@lovefromCanadaeh - He's already on a very long vacation.. 2 Years now to be exact

[@ziyaadkarodia9189]

@@auspiciousnkomo3071 - Did you mean : ' Hamberders ' ?

[@lovefromCanadaeh]

@@auspiciousnkomo3071 Well, stop talking with berders in your mouth. Maybe that's why no one can understand you. Rude!

[@dimitriosdrossidis9633]

He made a comment that made Sense?! We truly are in the strangest Timeline.

[@sirius4k]

A stopped clock shows correct time twice a day.

[@BB-kw5bz]

It made sense, yes. But at the same time he felt the need to validate what he said by explaining that NFL players say it too. Why does he always have to make that statement that he recently talked to the expert of that topic about exactly this situation and they always said what he is saying right now?!

[@dimitriosdrossidis9633]

@@BB-kw5bz because that is what you chose to represent your country

[@BB-kw5bz]

@@dimitriosdrossidis9633 Not my country, not my choice..

[@dimitriosdrossidis9633]

@@BB-kw5bz oh then apologies. Still I hate everything he represents in america

[@DarkLordoftheMeme]

On Syria, Trump want's to pull out. An approach sadly not shared by Fred Trump back in 1945.

[@lordtoffington3664]

Maybe his staffers call it "cookie and milk time."

[@1985bjaycat]

That's probably a euphemism for "medication time".

[@lukewright9031]

lol 😂😂

[@Gottenhimfella]

Does he have a special blanket he sucks the corner of?

[@philipcochran1972]

How can Trump be so obviously inept and still be President?

[@savydude1]

Ya so inept he built a multi billion dollar company, what are you a hundredaire???

[@ADerpyReality]

People believe that cutting tax on big companies will mean those companies will give them more jobs. Or get paid any better.

[@deedrole5296]

@@savydude1 allegedly mr. nickelaire

[@Borderose]

Simple: Because the people who voted for him are all united in their utter disdain and hatred for the people who dislike him.

[@boriskarloff9992]

He is there to provide entertainment for all the Martian recognisance missions

[@RositaAHuff]

A Presidentcy totally wasted...so far nothing was done for the American people...nothing....

[@mme.veronica735]

It hasn't done nothing. It's actually killed people by reducing medical coverage!

[@feebeedoc78]

Oh it’s done great things for the rich.

[@SpeckleKen]

@@mme.veronica735 ...and put the US trillions further into debt and stopped the flow of defense intelligence from friendly nations and destabilised alliances which keep Russia in check and taught the World that you cannot rely on the US to honor its treaty obligations and...

[@SpeckleKen]

@jason james 1. That's a lie. Unemployment was lower in the 60s and 70s. 2. Unemployment had been on a downward trend since 2010; Trump did not cause this. 3. Decrease in unemployment has slowed under Trump, and he may in fact have reversed the improvement: there's been been no drop in unemployment since mid-2018. [The day a Trump supporter learns to fact-check will be his last as a Trump supporter.]

[@SpeckleKen]

@jason james I read about the first thousand words but you hadn't said anything yet to explain why you lied about Trump, and I got bored...

[@aminabouarara4436]

USA 🇺🇸 I hope you make a better choice next time!

[@Clay00Q]

I hope Trump stay as president, best reality show

[@whyhenlojill5703]

@Eamon O'Connell How is that a counter argument?

[@fwilliams6492]

Amina Bouarara I think they have learned a lot in the last years that the world laughed at them.

[@whyhenlojill5703]

@Eamon O'Connell I appreciate you have the ability to ask a question. I found it to be sarcastic and unproductive.

[@whyhenlojill5703]

@Eamon O'Connell Demonising some based on a question you can't answer really needs some context on the question asked. In cases where the person is to be held accountable toward the inability to answer a question, it seems appropriate to criticize. (I don't mind answering questions) that's the answer to the only question you have asked by the way.

[@Aristotelezz]

Executive time probably means Cartoonchannel...

[@kinduvabigdeal100]

" He knows how this goes..."

[@shubrakshiseth8723]

I luv u Trevor....

[@TheGrandy123]

And "we have "helicopter" that does not fly under rain "😂

[@lizmol-san]

If watching TV is creative...my resume would look lot cooler...😅

[@Saith516]

Too many sick burns in this one!!!

[@AmmaraSHAH773377]

Lol its like micheal scott in his office 'creative time'

[@dianeshelton9592]

So it’s fine for you to watch NFL wanting them to hit really hard, but not fine for your son to have to play football at all.

[@swivarithanlgooding-splatt3256]

See Brett Favre or Rapelisberger....or etc. Decadence

[@mitcht1026]

You've obviously missed the obvious. lol - Trump said those things because it panders to his supporters. Trump in a 1 on 1 interview shows him actually thinking for himself.

[@kathysmith6413]

@@mitcht1026 can he really think??

[@markfryer9880]

Well the jury is still out on that one

[@kathysmith6413]

@@markfryer9880 looks like we nearly agree

[@idnbala5839]

I really get surprised when trump has these rare thoughtful responses

[@thadboy3267]

It always baffles me as well. I guess he's so random and off the wall at this point that he has to manage to say something that makes some sense once in a blue moon by sheer odds.

[@FRAZERNYAMBE007]

Pull out!!!😂

[@fabtate8621]

Ohh 😮 the last words were so strong 😂

[@junejuly6373]

Trevor is the best ❤️❤️❤️

[@seriesjunkie0074]

*Why is it so hard to investigate crimes committed by Trump supporters?* *Because there are no dental records and they all share the same DNA!*

[@user-yy3bv6uq3p]

It's sad to say that the increase in jobs is within the late night, mid-day, early morning, podcast show production, live streaming services; (any Media form); that comes out with a Dump-this-Chumpty-Humpty-Dumpty- tRumpty theme; HIRING Comedy Writers ..NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY; full-time, top pay and benefits plus extra time off due to excessive laughing!

[@luwama.2311]

These jokes are legend 😂😂😂lov yu trevor

[@yusufavsar2599]

If trump was like that the way he talked about his son 100% of the time America would of had an Actual good president.

[@SpeckleKen]

...if you overlook the bigoted hated, inability to think or listen and treating the office as a get-rich scheme, yes!

[@wilsonofcanada]

But that is the point, for himself and his family using the football example, no to head injuries but everyone else is just entertainment or profit. If he could, he would say hit until their heads exploded and those that cannot or will not will be discarded.

[@jpalpharo4304]

Mid game purge with a football that bursts into flames at random I’d actually watch that

[@sirius4k]

We have very fast airplanes?????

[@1985bjaycat]

That's right!! Not just "fast". Geeze!! 😂

[@SpeckleKen]

How does he know? Trump thinks the F-35 is *literally invisible!*

[@sirius4k]

@@SpeckleKen A Stable Genius indeed.

[@jimmydivicio838]

SpeckleKen hahahaha

[@tk4609]

Trevor actually makes Trump looks good even when Trump is doing bad, it must be the comedy

[@alansmitheejr.]

Donnie would love to score a few touchdowns with the cheerleaders.

[@1985bjaycat]

🤢🤢😭🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@CollinsSakwa254]

Keep scrolling, am also here to read comments.

[@mandamoo8746]

😂😂😂😂 #True

[@cerebrumexcrement]

only comments so far are 1st, 1st, and 1st. lol

[@jonibeta513]

:-) :-D :X

[@zurithompson3119]

Lol

[@ayeshanaz7550]

I love trump's mimicry by Trevor

[@SOS-fy6qi]

Come on, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out: 40% of the time is gov. business including yelling, walking out of meetings and meals (don't forget the meals), apparently eating is a gov. service - go figure! The other 60% is watching TV and Twitter lies but MOST of all, connecting to all his personal businesses. Makes sense now?

[@megshan09]

Trevor we don't know what you're talking about anymore, thank you or not from South Africa

[@symbian74]

Oh, by "his little guy" Trevor meant his son. I thought Trevor meant something else. LOL

[@Ramon_92]

Trevor is sutch a savage 😂😂😂

[@staceyros]

creative environment? lol is Huckabee the new Lewinski lol

[@LuigiHilaire]

Same subject till today 😂😂😂😂

[@seriesjunkie0074]

*Some babies were dropped on their heads but Trump supporters were clearly thrown at a wall, but* to the detriment of normal people *not with enough force! SAD!*

[@1985bjaycat]

That's why the wall is so important to them. Racism is comforting yeah. 🤮

[@SpeckleKen]

Evangelicals approve of throwing babies at walls; it may explain why they are Trump supporters. Psalm 137:9: _"Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!"_

[@1985bjaycat]

@@SpeckleKen wow. There's a verse with every scary thing ever in the Bible isn't there?😳😂

[@phillippearl647]

I like the idea of the burning football

[@dionmaile497]

Trevor Noah is second to none.

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Trump supporters are the ultimate proof that there's no vaccine against stupidity!

[@saywen5263]

Dude , your Legend ! Best comments of the day .

[@mbozamangwane2321]

The brain-damage joke is hilarious.

[@robmckay875]

Football and hockey hits aren't getting worse. The equipment is just getting bigger and harder.

[@maxglide]

hockey players are stronger and faster....

[@estopesto2647]

Montessori preschool 😂😂

[@MarcoV_dj]

a high energy person , constructive sentences, with an IQ - Kamala Harris as the next president America , we all need normality.

[@ethanlappin]

He sounded reasonable in that interview cause they edited out the 15 minutes between question and answer where his press team wrote a response and drilled it into his head

[@LarsCT]

"Phones ... and other people" - that's Fox & Friends, right?

[@yashbajpai4312]

Lol, they should elect him next time too, it will be much more funny the next time,😂😂

[@jayr9952]

Very fast airplanes - I feel safer already

[@hamimumuhunguwatooto1556]

Trevor, your heaven is very far 😅 😅 😅 😅. .. Amazing, Very fantastic in #TrumpVoice 😅😅😅😅😅

[@justheretohelp6583]

Probably better this way. Imagine how much more damage this man could do if he had more interest in actual governance.

[@idnbala5839]

Executive time is code for eating fast food and watching fox news

[@Gottenhimfella]

And other things it would be better not to specify. People might be eating, or have delicate sensibilities.

[@markfryer9880]

You mean being told what to do by Fox News. They say it he jumps.

[@hootsmon4723]

Reading the papers .................nope nope nope .

[@alexjordon2595]

Typical! Its ok when others hurt but not him!

[@abd-co7le]

i still cant solve this optical illusion that is trumps hair: which way does it flow?

[@tzisorey]

Trump spends 60% of his time in "a more creative environment" and the 'best' idea he can come up with is still "Walls are medieval so they must be good"?

[@pancon9947]

that brain damage joke was harsh

[@LadyHashZ]

... “president trump made a rare appearance” Hahahaha hahahaha Erm... what was so funny ?

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

He doesn’t want his son to have brain damage. Sorry Dad, it’s too late for the first two

[@willy2256]

I am dying laughter

[@sadwax1027]

Good.

[@PrashantKumaraf]

I don't know ... But you should play THE MASK ... You will be great in that role

[@findingnebro3765]

Very funny

[@weltschmertzz]

Can he take unstructured time permanently? It's for the greater good.

[@michaelmccorry5050]

anybody else notice the audience laughed at the mention of donald trump? trevor fire your writing staff you dont need them anymore

[@YesItsIsk]

Oh when they were talking about football, I thought they were talking about *soccer* football, but nope, it is american football

[@Rua007]

If I was a Trump fan wouldn't have watched Trevor Noah😀😁

[@justgrass3812]

I think America is more safer that way :D

[@abhishekdev258]

Wait.....I thought these guys didn't want American involvement in foreign countries. But when he says let's pull out, then.

[@RAEN74]

Pretty articulate for once on his son playing football!

[@viva-23]

How the USA involvement in Syria make them not accountable when they created this mess and Isis

[@CornishCreamtea07]

3:30 That is clearly fake news, and not even convincing fake news. Sure I believe that Trump reads, seems completely legitimate.

[@Persiansweetcat1]

Football must be trumps fav sports. All that violence! All the fighting and kicking and hitting. It’s his thing!

[@Swedenowns100]

Maybe he’s just to old and doesn’t have the energy to be a full time president.

[@DrICHundrannere]

Just combine the 2 things america is known for. Football + guns.

[@DoctorHver]

Trump should quit as president a replace Roger Goodell as NFL commissioner.

[@1985bjaycat]

Didn't he he have a failed history of trying to "own" a team?

[@samsonian]

Dunno, but he does it bigly.

[@eaubert1]

Isn't football kind of like war? You like it well enough if other people's children take part in it; you just don't want your own children to get themselves hurt!

[@en1324]

I swear a few hours ago TYT had the exact same clips of Trump talking about Baron playing football and the exact same comment about how it's OK for others to get brain damage but not his son.

[@anydae]

I need to be paid to be in a more creative environment!!! Like my home 😉😉

[@notroll1279]

I don't like or appreciate Trump - but the "unstructured time" is something I actually understand. How would he be supposed to govern or to react to crises if he sat in meetings all day? Some people see their congested agendas as a status symbol - I think this works only up to middle management level. From a certain level on, management means that you're not supposed to be sitting in meetings but pestering others to achieve their stuff in their meetings. So rather than looking at his agenda, it would be more useful to see how he actually spends and uses the time set aside from "structured time".

[@TheNotoriousKRP]

I like how Trevor Noah laughs at Donald Trumps somewhat unimpressive observation that the USA can kind of sort of just return to Syria with their planes to check on ISIS. As if the USA can just fly their planes anywhere in the world because obviously we're on Planet Free world, aren't we. [slight sarcasm intended] Trevor Noah Good, Napster, Bad.

[@nfgrune1565]

What does he do all day? Accomplish more than Obama. What do you do all day? Nothing? Though so.

[@cerebrumexcrement]

Last one

[@guilhermemacedo2974]

yes , its better he stay quite

[@hitreset0291]

I was always lead to believe Trump doesn't like to pull out?! Just ask Stormy.

[@vianney1949]

get a hike

[@seriesjunkie0074]

*Trump supporter's IQ can not be determined by an IQ test. It can only be measured by how many teeth they still have!*

[@monahussein4767]

😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hekate5561]

That is mean. I bet most of those football players are more intelligent.

[@blurg9677]

kenshin himura ironically making an assumption is lazy and uneducated 😂😂

[@MagicMaschRuhm]

@kenshin himura so is kanye west basically white?

[@MagicMaschRuhm]

@kenshin himura 😂

[@FireSonata]

wasn't his son fan of the real football ;)

[@RoloHolland]

The real football is soccer....

[@jonasprein3787]

In my opinion there is no hypocracy in saying american football is not hard enough, but I don't want my son to play it. I would say it's ridiculous if Boxers weren't allowed to hit their enemy with a punch with more than 100 pounds of force, but I still wouldn't want someone I love to persue a boxing career.

[@wartem]

It's actually true that USA can strike and engage anywhere on earth at any time. Military bases everywhere

[@ME-rb5wy]

Does he think that he is in WWE?