What the HELL is Dingo Pictures?

[@Saberspark]

Yee! Also thanks to dBPony and Cosmodore for helping me with this video's intro! I love how it turned out

[@lorenzogiuffrida4315]

yee

[@ThetaLavWaves]

Yeee

[@felixtheproto1577]

Yee

[@joellawton5469]

Yeee

[@emmatorres2391]

Yee

[@vortektor]

Saber: “This is the WORST thing ever” *another bad movie exists* Saber: “Ah shit here we go again”

[@Don-ds3dy]

We'll get another video with a similar title in a few months.

[@Karmy.]

Another bad furry movie*

[@NexusKirin]

I think this is actually the worst THING that can be concieved

[@justanotherperson7774]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/amKQXqiPjK1_rZY 69

[@chaliceohearts4658]

Oh trust me, there’s *nothing* worse than Dingo Pictures. The only thing worse than them are movies like Birdemic. Then again there are different ways to be “the worst”.

[@Onerom4728]

The voice actors sounds like they got payed with beer.

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

And drank all of it during the "recording session"

[@kneko4561]

Yes, its germany dude

[@blob.e9240]

NO it sounds like a 5th grade class where the teacher .makes them read a play in class

[@ZorotheGallade]

In advance.

[@f1rebreather123]

Kekno it’s not even the good stuff either. It’s some 3 year old piss Wasser

[@juwulia4000]

The voice acting feels like a class project gone horribly wrong.

[@francreeps4509]

In 8th grade we had to make a movie as a project. I can objectively say a bunch of 8th graders with nothing but a phone camera, a tripod and some toy guns can make a much, much better film

[@Sonichero151]

I had to do a project with some friends for high school...... We were all unfunny and absolutely terrible........ It's still better than this shit.....

[@puddinmg2890]

Even worse- a middle school play

[@francreeps4509]

@@puddinmg2890 nah mate I've seen the plays in the middle school department and they are leagues above this unholy trashfire trainwreck.

[@stargirlvelvet]

*with the students either drunk or high on something

[@applejayz1987]

This literally looks like the kind of stuff made for analog horror, and the fact that one creator went missing and the other died makes me feel like we're living in an ARG

[@isanganghel]

The other person who was missing died 2 days before this video was published I believe

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@isanganghel Correct. Roswitha Haas died in 2015. Ludwig Ekert died in 2019.

[@deemcgann1695]

Saberspark boutta be a main character in the next walten files. The Dingo files

[@GhostDreemur121]

For all we could know his channel is the arg /j

[@danielwilliams9784]

Yeah!

[@castriaI]

Dingo Pictures is the equivalent of Disney after the divorce and then started to abuse alcohol after Karen took the children.

[@duchessedeberne3909]

Basically Simple rather crystal meth

[@morganyoung3557]

I don’t even think that Disney drunk and high before being beaten a couple times and left to die could get even half as bad as Dingo Pictures.

[@catsrcute3270]

“Gosh darn it Karen!!!” ;-;

[@sekroyssektor4151]

I am German and I watched those films as a kid. But not at home or in some other reasonable place. No it was in the shopping mall at the middle class fashion store, which had a kids area. They had all of these films.. Don't know why.

[@Sonichero151]

It was cheap...... That's my guess

[@dubuyajay9964]

Are you the guy that talked about seeing this at a shoe store on Phelous' website?

[@jballew2239]

Dear Lord. My Condolences. The worst I had to deal with were old Popeye cartoons, in black and white.

[@Vincentepede]

Same here in Finland:D

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Probably because Saber donated them there to get rid of the horror.

[@tafua_a]

"You could have something with the 'Yee' dinosaur" No. You can't even have that. Because "Yee" is only present in the Italian dub. The glorious Italian dub. Two voice actors, and only one of them could actually speak Italian.

[@Revanbzn]

Oh yes. We had a guy who made a review on some of these long ago

[@tafua_a]

@@Revanbzn Yotobi?

[@sofithecat6294]

Yee italy :)

[@davidhong1934]

@@sofithecat6294 *Italyee

[@fmlkdk]

Santiago

[@ackee39]

i once tried animating with ms paint and windows video editor in the 6th grade and voice acted all the characters and in my humble opinion its 10x better than anything dingo pictures has done.

[@PaperBanjo64]

That's bad if a kid can do better.

[@pleaseenteraname1103]

I’m Sure.

[@e5858]

I’ll bet

[@baunilh]

@@PaperBanjo64 fr

[@_drumlocks9825]

Dingo Pictures is basically Disney’s drunk uncle who’s mildly good at drawing trying to make a quick buck

[@supercatgirl1000]

_ drumlocks cross out the “mildly good at”

[@arsonsnail]

I’m twelve and I can draw better than that, without a doubt

[@Nottyastro]

Mildly good?

[@liviawong6928]

Cross out mildly good at and replace with can draw smiling face.

[@archtansterpg4246]

Or drunk nephew.

[@itsgrace717]

"Mom can we watch lion king?" "We have lion king at home" Lion King at home: s t o p a r g u i n g

[@teddybearkiller5271]

MY GOD!!!!!

[@GamerNerdFTW]

Copied

[@emanuelcolon3376]

Mom: we have king lion at home

[@desmondmalone438]

No don’t hunt other animals it not done

[@HoneyBun44]

@@GamerNerdFTW miss gurl u can’t even spell “macaroni” correctly stfu-

[@RTSBUSMAN]

why does dingo pictures give me that “this is a front for some sort of organized crime group” vibe

[@daedula7457]

Feels more like cult or something

[@Popcultureguy3000]

Ian Clark Now I’m imagining Wabuu doing the torture dance from Reservoir Dogs in some shady East German warehouse.

[@ilianceroni]

Ian Clark I got the same feeling, and it make sense. They may declare to have invested a lot in the project and using to evade taxes, or something like that.

[@Extramrdo]

The organized crime *is* distributing these movies.

[@Seoulwanderer]

I had the same feeling...

[@DamienAchlys3125]

The voice acting in these movies straight up sounds like kids being held captive, forced to play with toys that they hate, and forced into coming up with stories for those toys.

[@Reac2]

The voice acting is not even like they are "just reading the script" it's like they are doing that, but can't even read

[@GoddessCeleste]

I can tell from the accent those lines were done by Dutch people. Most likely they actually had no clue what they were reading or saying. It was in English which they didn't seem to understand well.

[@trophygatherer]

Finally. Exit Scene.

[@xxthatsnotmexx]

Right but like the very 1st read through lol

[@spooky6703]

It's like they had the concept of acting loosely explained to them by a small child

[@selkiefluff]

@@GoddessCeleste The movies are originally dubbed in German and a big meme in Germany. The studio is in Germany too. Pretty sure they were German buddy.

[@XxSoraMifunexX]

"Dingo pictures is the worse and nothing will ever surpass it." ... *And thus, the hunt begins*

[@okayfine.8084]

Grust he’s already in hell anyway...

[@isenokami7810]

Okay, Fine. Nah, this is way worse than hell. At least hell has Angel Dust and Alastor.

[@cuvsly]

I think mine are worse lmao I try to make an animation, next day I'm like....its shit

[@Yiiterzzzz]

General SuperToast same.

[@AceofSpades820]

@@Yiiterzzzz well at least you tried dingo pictures didn't try at all

[@illiteratemochi4150]

The voice acting sounds like a couple of kids recording in their bedroom.

[@its_yaya5782]

No, it’s worse.

[@ryoki_PH]

at least a bunch of kids recording in their bedroom would be somewhat endearing or funny (in an embarrassing way). this is so much worse

[@lindaeasley4336]

You guessed correctly ! ( probably )

[@datura9441]

Is this a personal attack?

[@junespookers9361]

Is it not?

[@christianalfano5698]

Fun Fact: One of the co-founders of Dingo Pictures (Ludwig Ickbert) passed away the day before this video released.

[@kristin332]

omg

[@gracekim1998]

Oh 😅 ok

[@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588]

Great!

[@RocioDiazS]

5:36: "Oh wait nvm, both L. Ickbert and R. Haas are dead." Saber (Altered)

[@erentoraman2663]

bruh, the intro had more budget than this company's films

[@nore5888]

Eren Toraman by saying that ur implying they had a budget lol

[@benchattin]

Calling these "things" films is an insult. Saber had a higher budget taking a shit than the entire company.

[@16Nire61]

Combined.

[@janessas_world18]

Rightttt

[@dustinorndorff6764]

Moses: Nooooo. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Oro: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Saber: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@predatorhunter725]

I heard all three of them do this at the same time in my head

[@predawarriorstudios5787]

Until our darkest hour.

[@cuvsly]

Why do we live to only suffer...

[@DT-yw4ob]

With a dragonball-style beam fight

[@RandomRyan]

They aren’t the *absolute* worst animation studio. I mean without them, we wouldn’t have the *yee* meme!

[@aquatically1915]

Yee

[@michaelstrong5383]

Maybe not the absolute worst, but it's right up there.

[@acidic-deadaccount-2836]

That title may belong to video brinquedo or however the fuck you spell their name

[@ramenmoodles6024]

Yeee i agreee

[@TrafalgarD.Shambles]

But.................at what cost......?

[@HamEggsButteredToast]

Omg I had no idea Dingo was German!!! I'm from close to Friedrichsdorf, too. 😂 I apologize on behalf of my people hahaha. I also feel the need to say that at 13:57 he sings "Oh where is my head, I'm staring at a SOUP KETTLE"... No idea what that's about lmao

[@cameronbosch1213]

If you watch the magic carpet scene later in the movie, “Aladin” talks about how flying on a magic carpet is more ecological than flying on a plane. WTF!?

[@TheCooldog]

“The Little Dinosaur” *puts glasses on* “Land Before Time Rip-off”

[@lunehowls]

LOL IT'S LAND BEFORE TIME-

[@mepholies]

*puts bigger glasses on* “THE LAND BEFORE TIME RIP OFF”

[@GameyGaming]

**Puts jumbo glasses on** [Insert dinosaur movie made before Land Before Time] RIPOFF

[@Jacob-TNK]

*puts on the biggest glasses I can find* Actual Dinosaurs RIPOFF

[@TheCooldog]

Dommino Dog oh hey thanks a lot dude

[@crowshroomm1256]

I own several of Dingo Picture's movie on DVD. My grandparents bought them for me and my sibling, thinking it was the original. I do not forgive them for giving me such traumas

[@SavageKiku]

You poor soul

[@desmondmalone438]

I knew someone parents is going to screw them over like that

[@catsrcute3270]

Just the though makes me shiver

[@zack6385]

Horrifying-

[@popespalace823]

Yee

[@AdmiNJessE]

“One disappear and the other is dead” They both died.

[@cameronbosch1213]

Roswitha Haas died in 2015, before this review. Ludwig Ickert died in late 2019, after this review was published.

[@Modern_Robot]

Saber: The hell? Phelous: First time?

[@tultsi93]

Now I want Saber and Phelous having a crossover.

[@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051]

@@tultsi93 Saber's reaction reminds me of that South Park episode with the woman in the mental institution sobbing and eating her own faeces while chanting "It's from hell!!"

[@Pactaku]

Daddy caddy

[@christianfarren1179]

Pre-continuity!

[@Pactaku]

Why that’s we call him

[@TheTyrann1992]

Here in Germany, when I was a child, these films were often shown in children's play areas in department stores. Fortunately, there is no such thing nowadays.

[@terrensical]

Did you see them there as a child and if you did poor soul

[@TheTyrann1992]

@@terrensical Fortunately only a few excerpts. But what I will never forget is a song from Aladdin. Then he sings that it's better to flee on a magic carpet than on an airplane. Bcause that's more ecological. How does he know what an airplane or ecological is?

[@Dxs4all]

in the Netherlands too.

[@daisybrain9423]

@@TheTyrann1992 That's hilarious.

[@michaelj9153]

@@TheTyrann1992 oh that song the tune is way more catchy than it should be

[@huskedrice3180]

If anyone thinks that what you make is bad just remember “You’re not as bad as Dingo Pictures”

[@StewardofAutumn]

What if you were a part of dingo pictures? O-o

[@MangoMagica]

That makes me feel a little better about myself, thank you

[@Delnyque]

This just happened to me and your comment gave me hope

[@BluntStop]

They are proof that if your stubborn enough you can do anything you put your mind too.

[@brainsandbolts]

Thanks. I'll always keep this comment in my mind.

[@madelynflores6215]

They showed Aladdin to us in kindergarten and I remember liking it I’ve been searching for the origins of that obscure Aladdin movie and here it is. I’ve never felt so betrayed

[@genesisknight9948]

Wait, did they show you the Dingo Pictures Aladdin or Disney's Aladdin?

[@KaiaBrodbecker]

"So now, i exist on this website reduced to a single instinct... *survive* KZbin after the COPPA hits

[@godalseif]

that "yee" shaped my vocabulary permanently. i havnt said "yes" in years

[@chucklebutt4470]

Hell yeah, riding the short bus is awesome! ✊🏻

[@Momogamer9]

where does the yee timestamp?

[@Mememaster-og6pz]

Yee

[@PKD548]

Lolbim replaceig yes now with yee

[@soillong9755]

lel

[@hannyb.1364]

“Exit scene” Give the kid an Oscar.

[@lunasknight2162]

Aleksa Ilijasevic We have achieved perfection

[@aboveasphodel7936]

the human race has reached a new low.

[@brodiero-solar302]

yep

[@yolkyostritch1692]

Yes

[@sheddingsnakeskin]

Thespian

[@Jonnil]

7:15 "Could you imagine the poor kid who was excited to watch The Lion King but got this instead?" Yes, I was actually that kid, I got that ripoff movie as a kid instead of The Lion King

[@nathanielgortotheaccountco2133]

Man. Ouch

[@Samorutt1324]

Noooooooooo poooooooore you!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@neildulake]

Oh noo that must have been horrible!

[@itsjustkriswastaken]

F in the chat for you.

[@idkmyname12]

Is it possible that some kid out there, lived their whole life thinking that was _The Lion King_ instead?

[@RockLikeABoss]

Just when you think you've reached the bottom of the barrel, it turns out... _...the barrel is bottomless._

[@bettyunicorn6132]

Yeah, that's true. I will see if there anything worse than this. At lease in troll land, the characters are fucking moving!!!

[@superhond1733]

New reason to not watch Pocahontas

[@wockinatux]

This deserves more likes. Take my like and sub

[@evanv7420]

It's a bottomless cup. once it's empty, it's filled back again

[@RocketDCP]

Tyler Cunningham *yee yee*

[@oxfordshoes]

This is it. This is where Saber finally went insane.

[@redskies3943]

Have you seen The korean christmass Special?

[@GallfTHEBOY]

I think Insane as a fraction of it

[@FacelessUnicyclist]

Clearly you haven’t seen his bargain binge episode or his Drunk ReCap episode

[@MR.MEEP0]

He did

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Or turned full on drama queen

[@1987bisdann]

the world: "This is the worst thing you've ever done!" Germany: "You say that so often it's lost all meaning."

[@belosneshkaaaa]

its even hated in germany

[@1987bisdann]

@@belosneshkaaaa was du nicht sagst.....

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@@belosneshkaaaa I hear that even Hitler said it was to cruel and sadistic to subject the Jews to. 😮

[@raptorboy5692]

hello darkness my old friend and wabbu

[@thema1998]

@@belosneshkaaaa I can't blame the Germans for hating it too. 😂

[@sleepycassiiee7953]

all their content feels like the safety vhs from the TAWOG episode "The Safety"

[@justsomeponywithamustache8731]

You should start saying “Worst so far” from now on.

[@o_o5210]

Agreed

[@Coolrecords567]

Ya

[@Tj_Druid]

yee

[@uglyribcage6982]

Yeeee

[@GROMALOCARIS]

He cant anymore, not after this one

[@ShadowPa1adin]

Dingo Pictures makes the CD-I Zelda animated cutscenes look like high-budget Netflix specials.

[@spritepunk]

Oof that's heavy

[@bobthemonkey7313]

The alladin dub sounds like a 5 year old using a 10 year old voice recorder

[@schmingbeefin4473]

Given the fact these were made around over 20 years ago....

[@malachisantucci-smith4486]

There is no better way to describe it felt bad for saber

[@RokuroCarisu]

Most of these films, even in the original dub, were in fact voiced by only one adult man and a young boy. Probably Ludwig Ickert and his son.

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@RokuroCarisu They sound Dutch, so I don't think so.

[@RokuroCarisu]

@@cameronbosch1213 Why would a German, literally no-budget studio hire Dutch voice actors though?

[@palm1366]

Saber: “Dingo pictures is the worst studio” Wow-now: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@Naney-to2hz]

The asylum: you’re not alone, brother

[@minilopkastudios4711]

Video Briquendo and Spark Plug Entertaiment : 🎶What about us?🎶

[@chaoitcfate6619]

Let be hoesnt i think each of these have the own layers of hell for what they make

[@Briximusprimedia]

I think the “voice actors” didn’t even know they where being recorded and just read a really really really really really really really bad script and whew paid afterward with alcohol

[@nekoqueen5524]

Or paid beforehand

[@panchampangoro4999]

Neko Queen 😂😂😂

[@nugget2510]

Ai, I'll drink to that

[@undeadgentalmen]

If you ask me, it sounds like they reading English, but don't know what any of it means. Its like If I read out loud something, written in a foreign language and spoke it in that said language. And if you ask me what it means in translation, "I don't know, but that is what it says." It bugs me as much as learning math but not really applying to anything. Why learn the damn thing if your not going to use it correctly... Sorry I was a bit triggered.

[@Musicradio77Network]

Even to today standards, GoAnimate and Vyond had Text-To-Speech voices than real voices including others from different sources like VoiceForge where it was discontinued about two years ago, and Acapela Group which isn’t available in the new Vyond Studio as well as the Legacy Video Maker which is going to retire later this month.

[@jilaru1550]

Wouldn't be surprised if the voice acting was done by like, 4 people in a sketchy moist basement.

[@banyalaplace]

It is, and they dubbed even in foreign languages. The same four people dubbing German, English, Italian, etc

[@sleepieststella]

PS: I did some research on Dingo Pictures, I found out their ‘Studio’ is literally the founder’s house...

[@somedudenamedaaron3239]

I think you ment like literally every movie were made by 100 people in a basement

[@Fizzlepop72]

@@somedudenamedaaron3239 More like 10 people in a basement.

[@somedudenamedaaron3239]

@@Fizzlepop72 thanks for correction mate.

[@jilaru1550]

The yee dinosaur looks like someone's creepy grandfather who got left in an abandoned retirement home in the woods for too long, and is now hunting for children.

[@devil_flair5371]

Lol

[@Kirby0189]

A much better-sounding plot than the actual movie he's from.

[@cyberdance4578]

Don’t Breathe 3 plot confirmed?

[@Lizzy.Midford]

So specific yet so right

[@DarksteelHeart]

With his murder cry being the terror of death itself.... "Yee"

[@artman40]

Interesting how, despite ripping off popular movies at the time, these cartoons seemed to feel very old in some strange way even at the time of their release. Then I found out that the creators were already rather old at the time these cartoons were made.

[@waterlemonandfriends]

"it's like this is cursed ground with demonic cartoons in the basement" huh, that sounds like a great idea for an indie horror game.

[@pundertalefan4391]

Yeah, and the basement would be flooded with ink. ;-)

[@SilverScaleMA]

Isn't that kind of the basis for Bendy and the Ink Machine? (This is from someone who has never played it and only know about it from the fan songs...)

[@The_Llama_God]

Silver Scale Productions thats kinda the joke

[@enderborn6860]

isnt that pretty much bendy and the ink machine tho

[@gracekim1998]

Silver Scale Productions that’s the point😆

[@KidSayHey]

Hey Saber wanna know what’s funnier then “Yeet?” *”Yeee.”*

[@a.t.9083]

Saydrick Kirksy “Yeee” is just a prolonged and less forceful “Yeet”.

[@klg9549]

I always liked yee, never liked yeet.

[@Psykanetic]

haw?

[@Loafteabun3]

Right

[@coolgirl2044]

Sorry for being off topic but It's 'than' not 'then'. I swear is this a new trend? I've seen so many people in many comment sections make this mistake it's gotten very tiring.

[@plasma6845]

Saberspark : "The Dingo pictures cartoons are the worst of the worst." (Some time later...) Saberspark : *manages to find something worse*

[@formorian5]

If Saber finds someyhing worse than this, we'll never know. It will end with him being commited or vanishing into some eldritch void.

[@Musicradio77Network]

Even “Comedy World” (the old theme) had some rejected “Family Guy” characters, and now “Business Friendly” now has rejected “South Park” characters.

[@Scriblyn]

Poor, poor Saber.

[@thesuperstarswebshow]

I’m kinda excited for Saber to find the next worst thing 😆

[@ZaydinTTV]

I'm not sure you can do worse than Dingo Pictures. If someone ever manages to be worse than Dingo odds are it'll be a sign of the apocalypse.

[@que50so76]

3:21 when you get muted in a discord call but you are still talking

[@pili8793]

"Ok, let's go through my 5 points: Story: *Beep* Voice Acting: *Beep* Dialogue: *Beep* Editing: *Beep* and Animation: *Beep* " Best line in Saber's KZbin career.

[@lloyddavis1433]

Dude I think I broke the replay button on that part. I could not stop laughing!

[@thisrandomdude_]

Indeed.

[@natalietheraccoon2493]

5x Sh*t

[@Windows11Official]

@@lloyddavis1433 15:23 You're welcome

[@PabloAndresColomaMadornes2006]

@@lloyddavis1433 Same with me, this needs to be meme

[@420furby9]

Me: mom can we get The Land Before Time Mom: We have The Land Before Time at home. The Land Before Time at home: 2:04

[@Heftea]

Dude yee was good as fuck😂😂

[@kevinp.h157]

YEE

[@paulrawsonjr.2423]

“I’m going to go jump off a cliff.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaa” Better acting than Dingo

[@jacobfaro9571]

3:00 “dingo is the worst, nothing will surpass it! “ Wow-now studios: allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@polysteveshusbandandboyfri644]

This is kinda creepy just because of the lack of information

[@pinkhairvulcanus8153]

"This is the worst." Maybe you shouldn't talk to soon.

[@danielkiciak9899]

He truly shouldn't, especially because of THIS D8: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZvFY4R8jdKAqtk

[@pundertalefan4391]

@@danielkiciak9899 With this. At least it's freaking animated. Also, I actually got to talk to the guy who made it on deviantart, and he's actually pretty chill. He's not a sadist, like most people believe. He was trying to make a statement. Yeah, it got jumbled up as heck, but I found it pretty interesting.

[@danielkiciak9899]

@@pundertalefan4391 Is it possible to clear up a bit your explaination? Like, who do you mean with "the guy who made it you've got to talk to on DeviantArt"?

[@adelemon4409]

Whenever I question my art skills, I always return to Dingo Pictures

[@artzyamaris5893]

maybe I should do the same thing

[@jamillatorres7226]

I've never seen your art but I'm sure it's better than this

[@jamiegioca9448]

You gotta sharpen up your art to make sure you'll never reach the rock bottom that is Dingo Pictures

[@qwertydavid8070]

Aren't Phoenix Games the same guys that made dauntless? I mean I wouldn't be surprised if this was their "start", but they certainly had. A huge glow up lol.

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@qwertydavid8070 mhm, they are

[@Eleanorscatmom]

Aw! I recently found Caddicarus! I've been watching quite a lot of both of you lately. It's cool to see the nod to him in one of your older videos, it let's me know I have years of good content to catch up on from both.

[@Random_User666]

Looks like Food fight is no longer the worst animated content ever made.

[@morganyoung3557]

Charizard fan185 Food Fight looks like a Disney masterpiece compared to Dingo Pictures.

[@thema1998]

@@morganyoung3557 You know that Dingo Pictures is bad when *Foodfight* is a "Disney masterpiece" by comparison. 😂

[@gandalftheantlion]

Morgan Young indeed, food fight has more character than this garbage.

[@cowboydan507]

I think The Amazing Bulk takes it. With Joshua in second place.

[@nasinnarcotics]

I mean, I have a lot of sympathy for the people who made Foodfight because of the stolen files situation, so I can forgive the movie very easily.

[@monochromaticmonotony]

"One disappeared, and the other is dead"... this studio is an SCP

[@cameronbosch1213]

They’re both dead now; Ludwig Ickert died in 2019.

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

@@cameronbosch1213 how did you know this?

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@NepetasShippingWall1642 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYrXfIF8p7l2p9k And yes, there is an actual Kickstarter Documentary on Dingo Picturss that Phelous promoted and will appear in.

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

@@cameronbosch1213 well,that just brings up more questions than answers. namely: how did the people making the mockumentary even found out when ickert's death was?

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@NepetasShippingWall1642 Local news in the area of Germany he lived in reported his death, as before Dingo, he apparently was a musician.

[@tinkywinky5558]

My brother’s girlfriend legit had a copy of Animal Soccer World she played as a child she thought it was just a fake memory she had Now seeing those catalog I can completely understand why anyone would deny their films as real films

[@TheMurbi]

I had it too, and it was even dubbed in finnish!

[@justanotherperson7774]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/amKQXqiPjK1_rZY 71

[@michaelstrong5383]

TBF, judging by the way they look, are they considered real films?

[@astra3310]

Tinky Winky repressing it as a fake memory/awful nightmare was her only way of survival

[@Corvus__]

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[@theyakkomanguy7522]

Robin Williams would've been probably laughing his ass off at Dingo's attempt at Aladdin and signed on for The Genie because he find it hilarious and wanted to get back at Disney.

[@PaperHearts001]

I almost feel like they just animated random mouth movements and then decided what the characters would be talking about after the fact

[@boneappletea5890]

Laybunny that actually makes a lot of sense i don’t doubt it

[@pundertalefan4391]

Yeah. In other words, laziness.

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Pundertale Fan They’re lazy but that could be an amazing thing to use.

[@ThetaReactor]

Some of the dialogue is so bad I can't tell if it's improvised or the reader isn't quite fluently literate. This stuff makes CD-i Zelda look good.

[@Swiftbow]

I think the dub is the biggest reason for it. Though it's probably wildly incompetent in German, too.

[@Roboterize]

When I hear of bad movies here from Germany it is often connected to fraud. Germany wanted to establish and develop their film industry by spending a fixed amount of money for every movie produced no matter how good it was. That resulted in some terrible mass production of horrible movies. Eventually this came together with that case...

[@12DAMDO]

Roboterize that sounds almost like what happened in japan few decades ago but somehow they managed to make some great anime movies because of it

[@StewardofAutumn]

Wasn't there a infamous director that did that? Maker of video game movies....

[@timbermicka]

Deutsche Qualitat

[@StewardofAutumn]

@Luciano Cayo I dared not speak his name, or spell it...*shudder*

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

@@StewardofAutumn Don't go there or he will challenge you for a boxing match just for criticizing his movies.

[@Vincentepede]

Fun fact: when I was a kid they played the Dingo pictures "Lion King" in a clothing store so I watched it there.

[@Corvus__]

H-HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?

[@TrenchCrusade]

I'm so sorry. No kid should go through such a terrifying situation.

[@lakelurker08]

My condolences.

[@terrifiermoviessuckass]

holy sh..

[@sergiocamargo4524]

poor soul...

[@gabem.5242]

"Mamma e papà hanno un nuovo bebè, non se ne fanno più niente di te!" is a meme in Italy... if you thought the English versions are horrendous, the Italian dubs are California wildfire grade horrifying. Some joke that they literally got Bangladeshi and Ghanese immigrants that didn't know the language and forced them to dub the movies, the accents and stutters are really heavy!

[@Tareltonlives]

Well, they did actually get voice actors for Perseus, but I suspect they ran out of money after that.

[@UselessGus]

Peek, come puoi dire una cosa simile

[@satanmollyhodges7344]

the yee dinosaur scared the shit out of me when i was younger. im not kidding.

[@firegirl2593]

Omg I love your profile picture! No face is the best

[@sophieherrera1166]

Honestly, I don’t blame you

[@beardlessdragon]

It scares me as an adult

[@perpetualvacuum4310]

Y E E E

[@JamesLikesGranola]

...y e e

[@wumpis]

Children: ~watches Yee meme~ Haha! That’s funny! Saber: ~watches Yee meme~ *Vietnam Flashbacks*

[@loriumartinez]

Wumpis hahaha lol

[@eepykito]

lol Saberspark is like: We meet again old friend and goodbye cuz u suck

[@OhSPY.]

"ₘᵤₘ" Goldie 'shouted quietly', but when ₘᵤₘ did not react she shouted a bit louder "ᴹᵘᵐ!"

[@victoryjamz]

Hey ^mum^ can i have some pizza ^mum^ are you listening Tell me how to do the weird tiny text pls

[@OhSPY.]

@@victoryjamz Sure sure, just go into Google and look up "tiny text generator", should be the first or second link that comes up.

[@genesis4322]

So this is like if everyone in Disney had a debilitating stroke and still wanted to work on animations.

[@cameronbosch1213]

And then the voice actors couldn't speak English anymore so they adlibed everything. *Yeah sounds about right to me.*

[@cameronbosch1213]

Most other bad animated films: We rot in hell. Dingo Pictures: We've exploded hell.

[@theless-than-goodhunter7019]

Cameron Bosch Dingo Pictures: *I AM THE HELL IN WHICH YOU ROT*

[@AmaryInkawult]

There's always worse. If Dingo Pictures is hell, then someone worse is the devil that rules over hell.

[@laurenaspreyart]

Dingo pictures: we created hell

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@AmaryInkawult Try "The Frog King" which was dubbed by the same company as Dingo's Aladin (the Aladdin ripoff), but has even WORSE animation.

[@chickennuggies5587]

Boy: Stop laughing and bring the stick back Dog: Now why should I, I hate cold water Boy: cOwArD

[@beardlessdragon]

The drama in this movie is excellent

[@victoryjamz]

Me making fun of my mother for thinking the pool at the resort is cold

[@idontknowimebored77]

Yes he has left us

[@masterzoroark6664]

The delivery in that scene caused my physical pain

[@MoniPooky]

Basically what the video is: SaberSpark Slowly Descends Into Insanity

[@greenapple9477]

That fake Young Simba looks like if Disney's Young Simba decided to get a really bad nose job.

[@ParanoidParamour]

“You know.... the *yee* guys.” -Saberspark 2019

[@GSandSDS]

By the way: The german lyrics of the song at 13:56 are: "Ach, wo steht mir nur der Kopf? Ich schau auf einen Suppentopf.", which means: "Oh, where is my head? I look at a soup pot." - Wow! Just wow!

[@ThomasFan3751]

The lyrics make no sense; and, to sum up the music in each installment from Dingo Pictures, they’re all, to say the least, complete scheiße.

[@hobifulandluckii7805]

I am CONVINCED this was written by some four year old child with Google Translate.

[@cameronbosch1213]

In German, the song in the same movie (Alladin, yes, that is the spelling on the English DVD) has lyrics of how Aladin (again, deliberate spelling, as that is what the title card in the movie calls Aladdin; yes, there is an inconsistency between the DVD and the movie) singing about how is carpet is more ecological than a plane. What kind of crack were Ludwig and Roswitha smoking!? 😂

[@realswobby]

Oh my god... I'm dying, this is gold 😂 Absolutely memeable!

[@jamiegioca9448]

Are you for real???

[@phantomthiefirwin9631]

The animation of the South Park pilot looks better than this bruh

[@ultrairrelevantnobody1862]

No contest. Good lip syncing and clearly a lot of effort went into it in comparison.

[@cacomeat7385]

The South Park pilot is charmingly low budget, this is just fecal matter that collects around old trash. Calling it trash would be insulting to trash

[@phantomthiefirwin9631]

>OOF

[@TUM_Toons]

"No shit, Sherlock!"

[@bbbbzshssaggzxjkxjkfkgjzxf]

Zelda CDI is better than this!

[@CoralReaper707]

12:44 is so well synched what the hell

[@moonnsun1323]

Voice Actor: “exit scene” Me: *dies of laughter*

[@Takeshi357]

Saber: *just plain dies*

[@pacificgrim4661]

Animators: How well do you want the animation? Dingo Pictures: Yee

[@Corvus__]

Security: Leave now, before I make you!

[@KikiCatMeow]

The voiceacting honestly sounds like 6th graders when they do a play in their language arts class

[@suemccashland]

except its all the same 6th grader doing the voices because they "split up the project" and he insisted "i am the greatest at impressions" but doesnt realize they all sound like him

[@Takimeko]

They sound like when a kid is called on to read a passage from a book during English class.

[@maihaiki888]

Ikr

[@MOMENTSPASS-SHATTEREDGLASS]

"Dingo Pictures is the worst and nothing will ever surpass it." Wownow is the distance:

[@acedelta12]

*A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES.*

[@K.Marie119]

When he read "exit scene" unironically, it killed me. 🤣

[@catsrcute3270]

I know why didn’t they edi- oh wait they are bad at that too

[@zephyrtheone774]

Saber hasn’t reached a high enough level to defeat this boss

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

"Dingo Pictures is the worst, and nothing will ever surpass it." Are you sure about that? Edit: Welp, he actually found something EVEN WORSE.

[@PIB2000]

That sounds like a challenge...

[@michaelstrong5383]

I'm scared to see how it could get any worse than Dingo.

[@kyrnti1075]

YEEEEEE

[@AxoElle]

greeny phatom. the true worst

[@Karmy.]

Yee

[@wowyourereallyreadingthis]

I remember when I was smaller in some German mall, the Lion King rip off was on some screen, not sure what kind probabely a television, and even I was like "Did Disney make this?"

[@sssniperman360noscopegamer2]

Swear fest Story:s**t Animations:s**t Dialogue:s**t Voice acting:s**t Editing:s**t The five s**ts of power And of course Hotel: trivago

[@exudeku]

like the German language, (and a past german "group") too many SS's, the S and the ẞ

[@mathematiquenageur6442]

One more and they could have made a gauntlet.

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

XD hecc yes

[@sarahmossman6378]

Dale Hagen * shit gauntlet

[@thepersonofalltime638]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@qorso]

yee meme: *is shown in this video* Me: We meet again, old friend.

[@davidhong1934]

Wyee myeet again, old fryeend

[@sofiaincollingo5139]

David Hong agyeen

[@nootnootnootok]

Did you mean: We yeet again old friend

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

I put the yee meme on my thumbnails

[@urmom8627]

@@davidhong1934 this gives me 'we mweet agwain owd fwiend uwu' vibes

[@funkymunky6647]

Kid: Mom, can we go watch The Lion King? Mom: No! We have The Lion King at home The Lion King at home: 7:23

[@lorddarthfire1560]

STOP ARGUING

[@randomgrmlin]

Saddly this was actually true for me when I was younger.

[@deeznutz8076]

@@randomgrmlin me too

[@AnIdiotDrawsThings]

5:09 “Well, at least we got the monkey dance” Me: *trying not to scream because its gonna destroy my vocal chords*

[@londoncintron680]

“A beautiful egg, about to be a beautiful _deeno_ “ -frog/Therizinosaurus hybrid from hell

[@HeresorLegacy]

well, since it is made by a German company and "deeno" is how we pronounce the short form of Dinosaurier (dinosaur)...

[@RocketDCP]

logan cintron *yee yee*

[@calebpribyl5152]

@logan cintron KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! NOW!!

[@shupp6267]

'Beautiful Deino'

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

It's clearly, *e g*

[@Sparkle8205]

Saber: I’m gonna review Dingo Pictures! Saber 5 seconds in: *Why do I hear boss music?*

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

That's actually just 3 songs overlapping , common mistake.

[@lovispovis936]

There’s this Swedish KZbind called Montefjanton who has a whole series dedicated to dingo pictures and has watched every single one and reviewed them 10/10 would recommend

[@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761]

Poor guy

[@decepticreep952]

All of that without a single appointment with a therapist?

[@lordofpixels0347]

Well it's not true that they have seen ALL OF THEM. But they have reviewed nearly all of the movies that got swedish dubs.

[@M50A1]

Too bad i dont know Swedish

[@MustraOrdo]

Legends say that if you see all of the Dingo movies without pausing or booze AND play all the Dingo related PS games, you unlock the secrets of the universe.

[@Zach2003]

13:56 translation: "Oh, where do I have got my head? I'm looking at a pot of soup"

[@cameronbosch1213]

Teppich Fliegen (from the same movie) is even better! 😂

[@aidanfarnan4683]

Saber: *Cries as they put the noose that is Dingo pictures round his neck.* Phelous, next to him: *Grins* "First time?"

[@michaelwilson5114]

@Nyaemal Hrruna I've been rewatching all his Dingo videos - probably why this popped up on my list.

[@andyopheim5662]

@Nyaemal Hrruna a serbian film broke him

[@joshuaanderson1712]

@@andyopheim5662 What's the name of it?

[@andyopheim5662]

@@joshuaanderson1712 the move is called " a serbian film"

[@HLHReviews]

As Phelan Porteous once said, “Dingo Movies, they’re just like a sanity test!”

[@PlanetZoidstar]

"Foooor yooooooou...."

[@kobaltsteel6418]

... OKAY!?

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@kobaltsteel6418 "I can't find my DAMN hairbrush!"

[@HLHReviews]

@@PlanetZoidstar What the hell is going on here?!

[@Sonichero151]

*"MAH GAWD!!!"*

[@Jessielynn1516]

Saber: I'm gonna go jump off a cliff... *AAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhh..." Me: Still better voice acting than Dingo Pictures

[@vinching926]

13:56 Hello from 2023, and most of the s**t you mentioned here isn't fully Dingo's work I think, overlapping BGM with "ahh", Aladdin's voice actor doing page flips and reading direction notes are from "East West dubs", and "Yee" is from Italian dub which could be out of Ickert's control. However the Soraya song at this exact moment is definitely Ickert's work, and the BGM itself blended into even more well known Dingo scenes that made one of the major signature of Dingo's creations, aesthetically speaking it's torturing to see, to hear but somehow deserve some love from the people who are fascinated by it.

[@hammerdmx982]

mom can we have lion king ? mom: we have lion king at home lion king at home:

[@cintronproductions9430]

"The diamonds! MyGawd!!!"

[@TheeNucas]

Oh helllllllllllll nooooooooooooooo

[@velvetkisszs1516]

"Worst studio?" I mean they gave birth to Yee the dinosaur, our one true god

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

@Angel Anthony Rosario at least we gave him hope.

[@cintronproductions9430]

@Angel Anthony Rosario Yee comes from the Italian dub. In English he says "Peek!", referring to the Ankylosaurus, uh, thing.

[@velvetkisszs1516]

There goes my hopes and dreams umu

[@zappyoak588]

This movie is the reason why God grew tired of us in less then 7 days

[@elsakristina2689]

Coincidence: there actually IS a film called "God Grew Tired of Us". Very moving and insightful documentary.

[@zappyoak588]

@@elsakristina2689 is that the movie about the refugees from sudan

[@elsakristina2689]

@@zappyoak588 yes!

[@zappyoak588]

@@elsakristina2689 it a amazing film!

[@elsakristina2689]

@@zappyoak588 you've seen it too?

[@jaefishhh_]

Every time these voice actors said “Dino” i died inside a little bit.