What the HELL is The Christmas Tree? - Christmas Crap

[@Saberspark]

The first episode of my new 'Christmas Crap' series! And what better way to start this off than by reviewing one of the worst holiday films out there...The Christmas Tree. Enjoy! Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

[@Deform-2024]

Might as well do rapsittie street kids while your at it.

[@yeahitsmaleiha2560]

Nice work.love your channel. Subscribed❤

[@inesfr4071]

Good thing I'm early

[@Jackbugz]

Nod nod nod

[@Ninelgarcia7]

Saberspark I’m burning help me

[@speedpaintnasla8837]

When a tree is a better actor than you

[@Psuedofemme]

Facts

[@juandacharroninja]

I Am Groot

[@RedPoisonDragon]

*than

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

😂 Thor: by the way this is my friend tree I cackled...really hard

[@personalRCH]

"I am Groot."

[@stevethepocket]

"Here goes the children's money again!" Um. Lady... do you know how gambling is supposed to work? Because it sure sounds like you're playing to lose.

[@Maxisamo1]

Mavilda plays for the thrill of the game

[@Shenaldrac]

I don't think you understand. She's supposed to be evil, so she is happy at losing the money that is supposed to go to the orphans. That is how bad people work here in the real hugh mann world.

[@charliethech0nk298]

This lady wanna waste money that belongs to children. I would do that too. Edit: jk

[@johnjamele]

@@charliethech0nk298 yeah seriously- if you win, it's just gravy. The POINT is to be EVIL.

[@Emberilliance]

And yet she's upset when she ultimately loses the money. I guess she had an evil stroke and temporarily forgot that losing the money would be bad for her.

[@Dekubud]

For anyone curious, eye exams exist for children who can't read yet. I had my first pair at 5 and instead of letters, they show you the silhouettes of animals and ask you to name them.

[@benjaminphelps561]

huh, i was wondering that, you just saved me a Google trip

[@ULISES814]

Thank you, i was about to point that. Also glasses are to view well not just to read. I have checked analphabet patients that are 80 years old and just want to see correctly.

[@DoReMela]

@@ULISES814 analphabet

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Ahh. I didn't get my glasses until I was off to college so I have no idea how it works for kids.

[@SuolaSirkka]

And I've had eye exams that was full of Es rotated in different directions, and you had to tell which way it was "open" to. Haven't seen the animal version.

[@Starmadien2019]

I love how calm the mom is about her kids missing. And yet she is determined to protect a tree.

[@Lunar.phant0m2]

The tree is her actual kid

[@MsDancealot]

Best mom of the year-

[@adampellett4917]

You can’t make this shit up. Lol!

[@ronblackwell4439]

Most mothers don’t love their kids fr

[@tinyarmada2019]

"Fortunately, a bear shows up." Jesus, dude.

[@rhanemoser5864]

I was like relly cool wait what?! Then I realised that being killed by a bear would have been better than the orphanage

[@KodiaxeMusic]

You rang?

[@FreeSpiritPaulette]

KODIAXE 800th subscriber

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

Bear: Maybe i am really dumb bear

[@lesewing]

The bear just wanted to put this movie out of it's misery.

[@InkyFace]

Please use “We come from the mayor’s” in other videos too😂😂

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

Goodbye Joshua hello mayor

[@cooper_fallindough]

Yass

[@JonnyInfinite]

new meme time

[@shasta_icecoffee]

So where are you from exactly? 16:52

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

I hope she not dead

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

This was made in '91? This honestly looks like something from the '50s or '60s.

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

Steamboat Willie holds up better than this

[@tawnypelt69420]

@awesome astronaut Steamboat Willie had waay better voice acting amiright!?

[@vogonp4287]

@@armchairrocketscientist4934 In some ways, the animation of Steamboat Willie looks a little bit smoother too.

[@halp9887]

50s and 60s cartoons looked better than most cartooons from the 90s. Really looks more like a $0.02 80s film to me.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

@@halp9887 Fair. This looks more like a high school animation project from the 80s.

[@Emberilliance]

Fun fact, Saber: Lily was voiced by the real-life daughter of Judy's voice actress...so it was one of those "Hey, I can't get a babysitter for my 3-year-old while I'm at work, do you mind if we give her a role in the movie?" type of circumstances.

[@positivea9111]

Is that’s why Lilly voice acting sound bland and terrible.

[@Lucifersfursona]

That poor child She’s gonna grow up and her friends are gonna find this

[@redrasegarden]

@@Lucifersfursona how old is this movie? I think she’s long out grown any embarrassment by now

[@redrasegarden]

@Ms Aileen Valentine yeah I think she’s over it.

[@justinwright4628]

@@redrasegarden saberspark said it come out in 1991

[@queef98]

"This might have been the worst voice acting i have ever seen." - Saberspark.

[@groudongamer3178]

Famous last words....

[@DANIxDANGER]

I'd buy that shirt

[@thejedisonic67]

Joshua and the promise land realizing its worst voice acting trophy's being stolen: No! NOOOOOO!

[@erinlopez5344]

seen

[@zixdude1595]

This is kinda controversial, but am I the only one that thinks that Saberspark's voice has been more monotonous than it was before? The scripting is great, but when he reads it, he sounds bored...

[@lukaastraearose5227]

....i have just noticed, evil grape lady doesnt have ears. her earrings... are attached to her cheek bones.

[@Orbeesforbrains]

what the fUCK dude i hate that

[@lukaastraearose5227]

@@Orbeesforbrains :)

[@thomasfernandez6580]

xD

[@anxiouspotato04]

aaannd there goes more nightmare fuel

[@angelicdonuts]

Celeste Loucks SHOOK

[@aufowithwificoverage3328]

*Santa arrives with the missing girl* Santa:"I've come from the mayor's"

[@Emilightning]

It's Christmas eve and I'm wheezing with laughter at this comment for some reason thank you

[@Grave_of_the_Sea]

Basement

[@unaccompanied_minor2546]

rED vElv3t f04 st0ckINg??? wHut'S tHaT???

[@ryancatgames4279]

What happened at the mayor's. I don't think I wanna know. XD

[@kaycee1076]

Btw, some of the characters are literally traced from older Disney movies: when Mrs Mavilda is in bed, that's ripped from Cinderella (specifically the step-mother in bed scene); There's an old couple in one of the night scenes outside who look incredibly familiar (the woman was definitely a maid in one Disney's movies) and there's a woman at the end who definitely ripped from The Sword In the Stone!

[@teewee2743]

:0

[@MutatedPercent]

Good eye

[@Miragemage]

Is it just me or does licorice appear to be ripped form lady and the tramp too? Atleast some frames and scenes.

[@julesrules7297]

@@Miragemage I could see it.

[@bombdotcom2168]

That makes this all the more entertaining- Good eye and even better memory

[@danielyoho9398]

*WE COME FROM THE MAYOR’S*

[@AflipKID91]

Seriously the best quote lmao

[@bobisnotaperson]

Let's make this a channel meme.

[@murrayjones694]

That's gonna be the new no noooooo

[@user-wq3iz3qb6s]

This better become a meme on this channel.

[@valonarious5399]

We come from the NOOOOOOOOO

[@stardino9475]

*pops up* "we come from the mayors" *fandom turns it into a meme* *saber spark* "No, NO, NOOOO"

[@parker-boy98]

Seriously?

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

Things didn't turn into hell... It's been hell

[@anabritelora]

I just checked IMDb. Apparently this is the *only* acting credit for literally every actor listed.

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

I'm not surprised tbh, Probably the director just got his family members to voice all the characters in the movie, That's probably why It's just one acting credit lmao

[@sarmeister1699]

Damn that's alot of R.I.P.'s

[@scarebear1265]

Jeez, I can’t imagine why

[@Astralite1]

@@AhmedDaKZbinr *her

[@Vexxel256]

@@AhmedDaKZbinr sus

[@frenchfrywaffle7082]

Right, this is the movie that made Markiplier break down in laughter from an out of context edit which makes the kids look like that santa blew them up with his magic

[@jomet9019]

Which vid is that?

[@liamball4643]

@@jomet9019 kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJLEpqmcnZ10irM pretty sure it's this one

[@brawler5760]

@@jomet9019 Feel like you found it already, but it’s “Try Not to Laugh Challenge #18”

[@soulofflame9999]

It's blocked for me.

[@RykerDavis123]

Dude I choked on my whiskey with that "those children are defective" line

[@badin5531]

lol

[@sarkandrago3222]

Dont you mean defected, it's what he said.

[@Mudkippropagandamelody]

@@sarkandrago3222 "minor spelling mistake, I win"

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

Doug Walker described the dad's voice acting best: '"I'm going to check with the doctor and see if I'm clinically still alive."'

[@mckenzie.latham91]

i also love his “David Duchovny on quailudes has more expression”

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

“We’ve come from the mayors” -_- “…I better go now”

[@davidhileman8567]

I more especially like Phelous' take on the dad's voice acting, portraying him as an uncaring robot: "I'd better go now. (Phelous takes over, with his voice edited to sound like a robot) And, by the way, I am a robot. Take my family. I shall not miss them. (Voice returns to normal) Take good care of yourself and the children, Judy. (Phelous' robot voice again) Or don't. It shall not affect me either way."

[@mr.sarcastic4572]

Kid: I got a present! Mom: open it! Kid: it’s from... _the mayors_

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Mr.sarcastic lol

[@eddykidplayzyt]

*Poorly animated man pops out* I come from the mayors

[@binoobear9607]

*Bursts through the door* I COME FROM THE MAYORS

[@jaydonogrady3452]

I came from the mayor's *Kidnaps Kid*

[@bspink74]

“Not when you go through the ᵂᶦⁿᵈᵒʷ”

[@Quadrenaro]

Moses' no is now mandatory for every video.

[@ripmo3503]

Quadrenaro more like “no”ses amirite?

[@combatking0]

No. *Nooooooooooooooo!*

[@fool6450]

**Distressed Moses noises**

[@mistermidnight1823]

No... *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

[@collinkeyser6827]

And "We Come From The Mayor's"

[@memesarecool4363]

"Ok little girl read the first line." "Uh, apple."

[@CAPTAPHOENIXF90]

I hope there some bone Apple's bees

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Haha yes I too seen the video.

[@Loopimay]

"Okay, say apple!" *jumps* "Alright, close enough."

[@filipfilip1507]

@@CAPTAPHOENIXF90 *boneappletea

[@Obscureanimeguy]

15:46 Not gonna lie, it really feels like they just traced over one those Coca Cola Santa designs for this shot

[@witheredbonnie9268]

ObscureAnime Guy same

[@jerk1921]

Obviously

[@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163]

*I missed all of you, Mommy.*

[@flashy902]

True

[@dipolarisland]

Why is it always coca cola?

[@racheln8563]

I keep imagining this scenario at the end of the film: Mother: “Let’s keep Mrs. Mavilda on as my assistant....” Mayor: “The woman who deserves to spend the rest of her life in jail for countless charges of abuse and neglect, let alone embezzlement of town funds?” Mother: “You should talk-you hand out literal bagfuls of money with no oversight as to how it’s spent, and no paper trail....” Mayor: “Forget I said anything. Carry on!”

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Mother: Miss Mavilda's much better behaved since that lightning strike though. She frequently wets her pants, has a bizarre twitch, has to wear a pacemaker and wears a diaper on her head, but she's absolutely nice as can be now!

[@muddashucka9743]

*Like you can talk

[@generalalduin9548]

I like to think this is how it went down, they blackmail the mayor with his incompetence into not pursuing criminal charges

[@greywalker505]

@@dr.altoclef9255 And calls herself the Chicken God.

[@barbaraparks6019]

Oh my gosh that is a great video about a bad film on saberspark thank God for you and your family and friends 😊

[@ShadyDoorags]

For years I wondered where Ray suddenly came from at the end of the movie. I should've realized... ...he came from the mayor's.

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Frost reply

[@problem3412]

More *_s h i t_* loaf?

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

It would be a SHAME IF HER EMPLOYERS *FOUND OUT SHE WAS R E S P O N S I B L E F O R T H I S F I L M.*

[@alicered4198]

Why is "we come from the mayors" the meme? What about "Not when you go through the wiiiindoooow" (0:30)

[@emiliestafford306]

Alice Red True! I started dying when that was said.

[@problem3412]

What about "f a s t f i n g e r s"?

[@markthomaskiec2453]

Probably because can ever understand whatever the hell that girl says.

[@itzuthesilkwing1694]

What line in this movie ISN'T memeable?

[@senaahasan5182]

Why isn't 4:30 a meme? By that,I mean there should be a picture of the old woman getting angry then just a picture of the blank, emotionless face of the other woman.

[@lovefromwonderland]

"Seriously! This movie might have the worst voice acting I've ever seen!" *You saw the voice acting?*

[@NemoNautilusEra]

I was hearing all the replies to see if someone saw him say that. Good job!

[@sarmeister1699]

Well of course, as everyone knows, if ya get bad enough voice acting, it can cause a rippling distortion event that causes the sound barrier to become visible to the human eye. Thus he can see the voice acting.

[@toxicloafy7914]

@@NemoNautilusEra I also saw him saying that

[@SkylarGlider]

Yes, I also heard the bad lip syncing

[@moment3049]

@@NemoNautilusEra *saw* him *saying*

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"_ *~ Gangster (Home Alone 2, 1992)*

[@jagrady13]

LOL

[@wham_baam_fan6917]

You're gonna comment that on every Christmas-related video. I know it.

[@theowillis6870]

Its from home alone one

[@foreverfishbait]

Friendship lmao

[@ShadowBlazer3000]

And a Happy New Year.

[@thesteamhunk]

"I'm afraid you won't be getting-" *Ad Starts* "League of Legends"

[@courtanimation311]

Kiwi Tofu apparently I won’t be getting a Subaru

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Kiwi Tofu for me word villas

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

*bangs gavel* Death

[@lvbboi9]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@greenliongirl07]

@@courtanimation311 the Bahamas.

[@TheSaberWolfDuchess]

Fun Fact: Kids who can't read yet (and maybe those who's symbolic alphabet isn't ours, like Russian or asian characters) will have a different chart with symbols for their eye exams. The kid has to use their hand to mimic which way the symbol is pointing, and the doctor can tell their eyesight is poor if they hesitate or get it wrong.

[@caspian4316]

I got glasses before I could read. My eye doctor gave me an eye chart with symbols instead. (Apple, Cat, etc.)

[@PunakiviAddikti]

@@bubbles185 Must be fun when they can't tell wtf they're even supposed to be looking at and get every answer wrong.

[@Grimno]

"Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?!" Cotton Eye Joe: "We come from the mayors."

[@Eleanorscatmom]

the noise that just came out of me was ugly lmao idk why I found that so funny but it was lol

[@ImmaLittlePip]

*THERE GOES THE CHILDREN'S MONEY AGAIN!*

[@problem3412]

"Wow lady. You are human garbage."

[@kujo4388]

And she was magically forgiven

[@libertyprime1710]

*nOw YoUr cOoKiNg WitH gAS!*

[@problem3412]

That shouldn't be long with your fast fingers should it mel? *f a s t f i n g e r s*

[@fluttershaman8218]

ImmaLittlePip 3:16

[@hanpam1186]

Worse voice acting than Joshua no... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@Rainbow__cookie]

*Insert the no pls god no gif here*

[@SamsungS23Ultr]

@@Rainbow__cookie no ponoes

[@QJ89]

Ms. Mavilda should'a got an Emmy for her screaming!

[@Noah-bl7nc]

Luke: NOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

[@collinkeyser6827]

​@@QJ89And The Dad Should For The "We Come From The Mayor's" Line

[@BugsyFoga]

Not when you go through the window

[@dingus_wow]

When you go through the win - dow

[@whatnow7688]

oh, *that's* what she said

[@ElectricHelloKitty]

Tip toe Through the window By the window That’s where I’ll be

[@GillyRose55]

I am seriously willing to reanimate and re-voice this ENTIRE movie with some of my friends...

[@elilackey7341]

No you can't do that You have no friends

[@jarchivist4330]

you should do it, but give mrs.Mavilda a bad ending, like getting chased by that bear

[@idiotguy6738]

@@elilackey7341 Says you

[@handlingyourmom]

You should do it, but kill off Ms. Mavilda

[@enderguyx2081]

@@jarchivist4330 no, no, make her have a bad end with the chainsaw!

[@sushigreentea4429]

not when you come through the winn dow.

[@teatm2333]

Sushi & Green Tea -Natsu-

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

oh hey it’s kirishima!!

[@problem3412]

Mor shedniru *N A N I ? !*

[@yugoslavia6726]

1. Saber is a connoisseur in bad movies 2. What the hell is this? 3. “We come from the mayor’s” is a new meme for this channel

[@DuskEalain]

"We come from the mayor's" [slow zoom in on foster mom's face] "No... _NOOOOOO!"_

[@angel3sappin914]

4. Judy is flat

[@SuperFlashDriver]

@jbiehlable Or bobsheaux.

[@coolkids7889]

Atlas Hamilton *Nooooooooo* *Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo* *NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@indigowendigo8165]

Did the villain just get struck by lightning? o.o Then she survives ans gets forgiven... Yeah, terrible. :p At the very least, it's weird. XD

[@munchmandrifta]

He forgot that it's technically worse than that, she gets struck by lightning and she is suddenly good, meaning the lightning was brainwashing Lightning, which is fucking horrifying.

[@Wiseman6672]

That's why you shouldn't chop down a tree, it might be friends with a lightning god

[@skootergirl22]

She was possibly wearing rubber, since that conducts electicaty

[@taracarroll4218]

She now occasionally pisses her pants and thinks she's the Chicken God.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

From Santa Zeus, no less.

[@CoolPaDuke]

My two small children are lost in the night woods in below freezing temperatures literally being attacked by a bear, but doggone it, I've got a tree to save!

[@RickRaptor105]

When the thumbnail has better artwork than the actual movie...

[@dominiqurzua-alvarez7721]

Rick: OH MY GOD! Jules: What kind of dinosaur is that? Rick: it's a crime against nature that's what it is!

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

Saber's video thumbnails are art

[@jkblohm9899]

“It just hits us with this terrifying face out of nowhere.” Oh come on, I’m sure it’s not-OH GOD

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Koh’li lol

[@Callie_with_a_bible]

Some say....that clip of the children nodding is the last thing you will see before you die

[@channelconstructiontempora2824]

9:20 I have a theory: this film was made on powerpoint

[@yanselalmodovar918]

As someone who made an animation on PowerPoint, this is a valid theory.

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Channel under construction a film theory

[@charlotterhodes7359]

@@yanselalmodovar918 omg that sounds so cool!

[@yanselalmodovar918]

@@charlotterhodes7359 I'm an amateur artist and I know nothing about animations. For a class, we were supposed to make our own short animation. I procrastinated until the very last day. I drew, I believe, 27 pages on paper by hand of a flower blooming and someone coming out of it. My hand was hurting really badly after drawing all that. Then I scanned them all into my computer and inserted them into the powerpoints (I did encounter a problem with PP unable to use the scans as they were saved as pdf files so I had to screenshot them to change their format from pdf to image). I managed to do all of this within three hours and I got an A+ for it (this was a college art class so that grade was a miracle). So this movie has no excuse to have such a crappy animation except that they stopped trying as soon as they started.

[@charlotterhodes7359]

@@yanselalmodovar918 oh lol 😂 congrats on passing it! I'm an amateur artist as well I've started to make some little animatics and animations but my art style is terrible so far so I'm still trying to develop it to a higher standard

[@iloveecarti82]

Saber: “we have a lot of bad Christmas movies” Me: (demonic flashbacks to Rapsittie street kids)

[@PhiaPrevost]

My... my family had a VHS recording of this movie from the one time it aired... We lost it years ago, but I remember watching it with my sister several times a year. Granted I was a tiny tot with no sense of taste so I remember this movie fondly, but MAN OH MAN does its dated nature hit you like a fucking truck. I was honestly starting to think the movie itself was some sort of fever dream I had since no one in the world seemed to know about it but me... But still I cant fully bring myself to hate it... but ill gladly watch other people hate it XD

[@SlightlyPeeved]

Phia Same..

[@ALTERADEMINSONS]

Me too gosh I can't believe I at time I thought this movie was really good. (Mostly because little kid me thought Every Christmas movie must be a Christmas) classic)

[@theinternalkiller]

I Love it (ironically). I think mavilda is the greatest villain of all time. 👌if I ever feel sad I can watch this movie and feel instantly better. They should show this to hospital patients as laugh therapy.

[@PunakiviAddikti]

@@ALTERADEMINSONS Failed to parse data, unbalanced bracket ...Christmas) classic)

[@bananaman3954]

Ded

[@mysterygamer48]

I love how she asks the woodcutter if he still has his “electric” chainsaw. First off I doubt they had batteries with a large enough of capacity to power the chainsaw. And ALSO the director uses the sound of a gas one. Continuity 100

[@toddknaperek8225]

Aiden Monk yeah what era is this supposed to be in? Judy dresses like Cinderella, drives a 20’s era car while the husband looks like he’s selling Hoover’s in the 50’s.

[@Maxisamo1]

Meanwhile the Mayor looks like Ben Franklin and uses literal sacks of cash for funding.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@Maxisamo1 He’s also driving some sort of like…stretched Ford Model T.

[@Barracudo11109]

Yeah not to mention the train at the beginning was a steam powered one instead of being a diesel/electric and then they show a TV at Frank’s house

[@wieldylattice3015]

*So clearly the answer was no, he didn’t still have that electric chainsaw*

[@BigBossMan538]

So far this is my favorite bad Christmas movie. It's a perfect storm of hilariously bad!

[@BigBossMan538]

My other so bad it's good favorite is Cool Cat - my religion.

[@ZimVader-0017]

13:28 that's the most emotion I've seen out of this woman. And then she just walks out all casually.

[@YaBoyJa0234]

Those pupils are the epitome of the word " suffering "

[@Crusader820]

16:06 Well clearly the extra two children will come from the mayor's.

[@skydog0_038]

true i guess...

[@SaiOkami777]

illegitimate children?

[@Laurabeck329]

Is "We come from the mayor" doing to become a new "Nooooooooooooooooooo"?

[@StaceyIsles]

No no Noooooo

[@coolkids7889]

Mihovil BeckV maybe

[@emilymarley4505]

No it's the *n u t* thing from Nuttiest Nutcracker

[@PeterGriffin11]

Gross

[@Canada1994]

You should've used the "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one" time card from SpongeBob when you used them in the bit about the mayor.

[@supersonic9495]

The characters' eyes are creepy. Has anyone noticed this?

[@Lee-sc6jv]

They look like they’re on crack and acid at the same time

[@piratewolfgaming]

Yeah

[@celestialVocalist]

They look like fish eyes

[@7Write4This9Heart7]

Also, they're all the same color? I want some variety, dang it!

[@celestialVocalist]

@@7Write4This9Heart7 Exactly! They design characters with different eye colors in other cartoons, so why not do it here?

[@fifi_leafy2258]

Choir Kids: “Oh Christmas Tree oh Christmas Tree...” Saberspark: *Bursts through the door with a chainsaw*

[@kiroonsmoon]

Fifi_ Leafy Why did I laugh at this?

[@radioactivecupcake2447]

i want fanart of this

[@witheredbonnie9268]

RadioActiveCupcake Same

[@godmodeextreme]

Specifically an electric chainsaw.

[@JohnAdams-pp7vi]

@@radioactivecupcake2447 This, or Saberspark with a Vietnam War napalm flamethrower, screaming "This ends *now* f*ckers, ho ho ho!"

[@barrybend7189]

All the characters have dead fish eyes.

[@cooper_fallindough]

XD

[@jcherry875]

Looks like they have cataract. All of them

[@nicoleflores2054]

and all the kids smiles are just..scary

[@problem3412]

"I think the simplest thing in life are associated with *d e a t h-"*

[@crunchyfrosting]

the kids are secretly satan’s minions Wait, *every character from this movie are working with satan*

[@RoeMint69]

We come from -the mayors- satans

[@Yman286]

You mean the way how those kids be smiling

[@lizzitompkins7095]

15:22 yea, she's supposed to be missing, where did the girl come from? Oh, I know! T h e m a y o r ' s

[@thamysmalcolm2535]

*W E C O M E F R O M T H E M A Y O R S*

[@LordWeems]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOVIE WHERE THE VINE OF SANTA EXPLODING THE KIDS COMES FROM? OH MY GOD

[@oliversbuildingco.2880]

Not to flex, But I have this on dvd.

[@adamholland-gresock3522]

Sorry to hear that. I can merely imagine what you have to go through.

[@HeleentheArcane]

I'm so jealous that you have the oportunity to burn this thing.

[@98953812]

WHY????????

[@fujinstudios9004]

Cool

[@eepykito]

i feel bad for u

[@karaokebackgroundplaylists9878]

15:46 The Santa Face actually looks realisticly detailed

[@jag2583]

Casually says “here goes the children’s money again!!” Omg XD

[@kaydwessie296]

No remourse. That's Jake Paul levels of sociopathy. She's like a human Lootbox

[@problem3412]

@@kaydwessie296 watch in the mind of Jake paul. Your opinion might change on him.

[@wickermind6668]

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart Now give it back

[@murasakiusagi5124]

Sorry but the defective kids ate it

[@stephaniesmith2115]

...But... But the very next day, I gave it to someone else; you have to ask _them_ for it :(

[@FoxEllaAnimation]

Is "We come from the mayor's" going to be a meme on this channel ?

[@rndmpinkiepie64]

God, I hope so

[@Dudethatswilddd]

Probably

[@Mosiedawn]

Nah man, the nodding orphan heads will be a meme 5:03

[@月光-z6q]

Fox Ella absolutely

[@charliethech0nk298]

Me: Mom Can we get A Christmas Carol? My mom: We have A Christmas Carol at home! A Christmas Carol at home:

[@thesupersonicstig]

"She uses the money for her personal pleasure." My corrupted mind: "I'd rather not imagine that..."

[@Soulraven2735]

Your loss

[@thesupersonicstig]

@@Soulraven2735 Whatever floats your boat, mate.

[@sarmeister1699]

It's too late, you've already thought of it in at least 3 different scenarios and one of them surprisingly involves a midget and a Dwarf arguing.

[@thesupersonicstig]

Sar Meister You’re not wrong...

[@eslirastar666]

I thought the same thing lmao

[@missy4463]

THOSE KIDS ARE *_D E F E C T I V E_*

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

I didnt lol but chuckle

[@otaking3582]

They're completely useless now!

[@iller3]

No kidding! It;s the children of the corn **LOADS SHOTGUN**

[@andhikabirdboi7014]

I didnt lol, but i'm concerned the kids are actually kamen rider villains and anime villains in disguise. And aliens.

[@thedominator5620]

THIS MOVIE IS D E F E C T I V E

[@kawiihueness9395]

"That must have been one interesting eye exam" Me, who has had glasses since she was 18 months old: I'm sure it is

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Kawii Hueness lol

[@melissalonla]

@@witheredbonnie9268 nice username!

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Melissa Lonla thanks

[@TheGamingVillas]

They make glasses for children younger than 2?

[@kawiihueness9395]

@@TheGamingVillas yep! They typically wrap around the ears so the baby can't take them off by themselves/they won't fall off. Kinda weird but for babies who are visually impaired enough to need glasses at that age, I'm sure its better to just go ahead and give them glasses rather than wait.

[@ZmanTok]

“We come from the mayor’s” absolutely kills me everytime

[@bluethan806]

14:03 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FRAME

[@saintgeaser9064]

Ethan Micallef what

[@gremlintoastt0088]

It looks like the guy was about to kill her

[@caspian4316]

SPONGEGAR

[@endergirl1421]

She had a seizure Ethan Micallef

[@zep-excpoint]

@@caspian4316 *_WHAT ARE YOU SIMPLETONS D O I N G_*

[@ghostgirl7089]

Wait what episode was that spiderman clip from?

[@emancipationproclamation591]

*Gets 30 likes and not one of them has an answer*

[@princealigorna7468]

Sometime in season 3 I think? When did Vulture get de-aged again?

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

*p i z z a t i m e*

[@1r0zz]

More importantly, what the hell was that pale guy expression?

[@miayu6011]

Idk

[@HopePapernacky]

"We come from the mayor's" is the best line I've ever heard in any movie ever. Also why does the animation randomly go from as static as a blood clot to smooth as tile?

[@cha0sxiii63]

Eh poem We come from the mayor's I speak for the trees Excuse the mess My ass made a sneeze ~ CHA0SXIII - Jun 14th, 2019

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

Beautiful!! just beautiful!

[@problem3412]

Wha-

[@CrudeConduct666]

Nope

[@masterzoroark6664]

Are you a damn Lorax mate?

[@garfieldfan98]

I want this in a book

[@succulentplaylists7266]

The characters’ eyes are terrifying. Why are the pupils lighter than the eye color?

[@DEthe5150]

It looks like they all have cataracts.

[@kassyyar97]

They all are dead inside

[@bluemonster5235]

possessed?

[@viridiangryphon815]

I could not put my finger what made it unsettling cause my own eyes were burning

[@kramalukes]

They're the kids who survived Village of the Damned.

[@TomokoKuroki0164]

Right after the kid said, "change my diaper," I got an ad. I also spilled my drink on myself, what an unlucky day.

[@camisbaked]

That happened to me as well 😆 I was wheezing

[@evelyns3804]

Me too It was a pampers ad

[@chimpman1111]

SamE

[@hannahnightshadewolf9219]

Stephen Barba what was the add for damn 😂

[@shgds]

100 I made likes

[@kira-dk2mx]

Gotta love how Zeus decides to finally punish Mavilda at the end there to save the tree.

[@ysdetswyes7078]

The poor children have been locked up so long they forgot how to talk like actual human beings

[@thelearningmethod]

Alas

[@duck7781]

9:33 looks like someone had an ace up their sleeve I'm sorry I'll see myself out

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

@D00M SHR00M probably out of laziness or budget issues

[@jellyfish8007]

The game was rigged from the start

[@pikminfan6778]

Donald Duck: FIVE ACES?!?!?!

[@wickedlysyckk]

Saberspark: The Christmas Tree takes the award for worst voice acting! Dingo Pictures whole bloody library: Oh, we have such sights to show you . . .

[@lestatthemonsterman347]

wickedlysyckk Plus, I cud’ve sworn that Son of Aladdin had worse voice acting.

[@kaydwessie296]

Wabuu: Saberspark's current opinion is soooo stupid. Heh heh heh

[@FrenkTheJoy]

YEE

[@gracedarlene5074]

God I would love to see Saberspark review something from Dingo pictures

[@Karmy.]

The Town With No Name

[@GreenTomas2372]

Saberspark: "The kids have the worst voice acting I ever heard" Slimeboy: "Are you sure about that"

[@PabloAndresColomaMadornes2006]

Michael Angelis in the UK dub of Season 3 of Thomas: Neither of you would be as dumb as me to take that title

[@helloklaussen]

I bet “we come from the mayor” and that santa face will become a meme

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

One part of this movie is already a meme

[@nanamoon7649]

@@borisscatterbrayne6502 Witch part?

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

The part where santa leaves and uses his magic to give the kids clothes. Someone edited it to where instead of getting the clothes they get blown up

[@problem3412]

Why is nobody talking about the "fast fingers" thing???

[@thunderjay6300]

Well Saberspark, a Christmas tree is tree, usually a conifer, that is typically decorated with ornaments, lights and a star. Gifts are often placed under the tree to be opened on the Christmas holiday. Hope this helps!

[@RichardCox0]

hehehe

[@amberfox9543]

“Noo lily!” *ORPHANS NOD AMD GRIN EVILY*

[@witheredbonnie9268]

@Amberfox 95 ...

[@LeoCRW]

Ah the Holiday Season is upon us, time to rewatch Saber's reviews of terrible Christmas cartoon movies 😂

[@nirast2561]

7:09 wait a minute. The mayor looks like that guy with the animal shelter from the Tom and Jerry movie. Man, he really went downhill.

[@fsfredrikson]

radu nicolae What’s more, they appear to share a common ancestor with the old man from Golden Films’ Beauty and the Beast. “Oh, look! A delicious coincidence!HeeeEEEEEeeeeee!”

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Mayor: I aGreE. HeHeHeeeeeee

[@mr.jack2002]

The animal shelter is Doctor Applecheeks

[@j6ajackson34]

What the HELL is princess Natasha.

[@bonkcg2485]

Horse T onion fuck

[@eggo3230]

"Hey, what do kids wanna see?" "How about eyes that stare into your soul?" "Great!"

[@adampellett4917]

30 years ago...... I loved that flick as a kid. 30 YEARS LATER....I HATED IT A LOT! That's all I can say. Loved your vid, Saber.

[@slademonroe3396]

I can already tell that “we come from the mayor’s” is going to be another meme on your channel😂

[@tigerlillystar6143]

I am the only one who had no idea what those kids were saying???

[@kayeboogie1238]

No. I barely understood them as well.

[@sc-fx7cy]

I can relate. I had to turn up the volume ridiculously loud, and even THEN I couldn't understand anything.

[@asariarchie5734]

Nopeee

[@galacticmusicalgirl2179]

tigerlilly star Nope.

[@toils8722]

Me

[@azadanzans5359]

“Its the worst audio ive ever seen” Me: Audio... seen... seen audio...

[@vale2236]

Azadanzan S he has six sense he can see audio

[@zerolayne8245]

*Intense sniff* *GOD,* THE FOLIAGE IN THIS GAME IS SO *GOOD,* I CAN SMELL THE *TREES.*

[@FiSH-iSH]

He has synesthesia.

[@toratoragaming]

Turn the lights off I can’t hear you.

[@yanselalmodovar918]

Turn down the volume so I can see better.

[@lil_starshooter]

I like how when the mom looks out of the window and hears her children's voices, it sounds something like in a horror movie xD

[@flipposlippo1510]

“What a hangover” My thoughts exactly

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

This art style looks like they tried to make an anime and Disney crossover but failed

[@wondersoftheelements1082]

*stumbles* DAMN YOU ARE CORRECT-

[@SaiOkami777]

the results were a hybrid of dingo Pictures and the worst possible anime art style combined

[@ammagon4519]

Worst anime I've seen yet

[@Thewritingelf]

Wow, couldn't find any other way to sum that up

[@15oClock]

Fun fact: In Scandinavia, there was supposedly a tree called the Oak of Thor and the Thunderer would smite you if you cut it down. Granted, it was eventually cut down with the rise of Christianity, but I thought of it with that Infinity War bit.

[@molcatz9634]

⚡🌳⚡

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I've heard an old Germanic myth that Christmas trees were encouraged to replace certain trees that were highly prized among Norse pagans. Like "fine, fine, you can have a tree, but use this one instead because it's a triangle and it represents the holy trinity." "Oh cool, it's an arrow pointing up to the gods." "Close enough."

[@98953812]

15:10-15:17 Saber, that was masterfully done. XD

[@TopsyTriceratops]

"We come from the Mayor's." That guy sounds like me. Dying inside and hope dwindling by the minute.

[@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199]

Same

[@Zero09877]

Same

[@Pipkiablo]

The acting in this movie is more wooden than the freakin tree.

[@CYCL0PZZZZ]

True

[@skydog0_038]

true and i like the joke you used if you did use one

[@redreploid1713]

Wait.......was that intentional?

[@theoddespeon]

A Christmas tree

[@innactive8909]

"Oh by the way, this is a friend of mine. Tree." *I'm dead!*

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Then how are you typing

[@justruinedyourday4864]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 *NECROMANCY*

[@4717-b7j]

I'm just a humble necromancer trying to raise a family.

[@AnOverratedMon]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 your name answers it actually lol

[@iradgumbs886]

Dont Know Don't Care he came from the mayors

[@everett.d.r]

when aliens eventually invade: w e c o m e f r o m t h e m a y o r ‘ s

[@ImaStego]

Can't believe Thor saved Christmas. This should be called "Thor saves Christmas".

[@knightofkorbin888]

The Thor that saved Christmas

[@morganyoung3557]

Well one of the many inspirations for Santa Clause was in fact Odin so why not have Thor save Christmas, it would have made things a lot more interesting.

[@Haunted_Plush]

The Loki that stole Christmas (Because we all know he would. Actually, he would just turn it into a day of worship dedicated to him...)