What the HELL is Lily's Garden? (these mobile game ads have gone too far)

[@Saberspark]

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[@jackieham4310]

Lily’s garden is the tela novella we didn’t know we needed

[@andrewsanusi8462]

Damn me too

[@predator6813]

Wht

[@pumplinanimations5644]

uhm...

[@YoshiDeNOFFICAL]

@Mae T. REALLY LATE

[@tereziamarkova2822]

Lily's Garden ads put back to back are basically a worldless, animated soap opera. When you think about them that way, they accidentally become a work of genius.

[@kellennicholson4488]

I hate that I became genuinely invested in the story

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@kellennicholson4488 Right? if they made an actual dumb show I'd watch it

[@geminihoffman2830]

and the penny and flow cross over.

[@GalacticRainestorm]

Yeah. It’s so bad, crazy, and hard to follow along with but I’m addicted to it

[@AdviceFromAHipoCrite]

Maybe it was not an accident😉

[@wwg2005]

So Basically; Lily's Garden Gameplay: 😇 Lily's Garden Animated Lore: 😈

[@beansat3am]

That also sums up Kirby Lore as well

[@vanadium8865]

@@beansat3am Ah yes. You’re having a pleasant afternoon in Green Greens and the next thing you know, you’re fighting the literal spawn of Satan because they stole your food or something

[@barzalonerboyy]

The lore in Lily’s Garden goes deeper than the lore of even Dark Souls

[@gen1136]

@@vanadium8865 True!

[@TheKorenji]

@@vanadium8865 Either that or you randomly get dragged into a battle against a consumer of worlds without even knowing what the hell is going on unless you read the pause screen

[@Cartoonicus]

The worst part is, we’re actually getting sucked into all this.

[@rompevuevitos222]

Talk for yourself lol, i only put open source games on my phone Ppl need to have some more self respect

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

@@rompevuevitos222 No one said anything about actually downloading it

[@OrphanedBee]

@@rompevuevitos222 they meant the ads.

[@Nightweaver1]

I don't even own a cellphone, I ain't getting sucked into nothin'.

[@arthurlin0702]

Everyone the time has come time to rebel against mobile games and become console gamers

[@aussiemerican750]

I feel like the Lilly’s garden people would make more money making an animated soap opera instead of mobile game ads

[@notmocka]

More than a billion dollars?

[@WesleyABrown]

They seriously missed their true calling!

[@Speed_Zamaa]

Soap opera? What's that? (I'm not joking lol)

[@pest7796]

@@Speed_Zamaa like one of those drama shows where stuff like this happens ig

[@Speed_Zamaa]

@@pest7796 stuff happens, heck yea

[@SuperWiiBros08]

When the ads have more plot and character development than the actual game

[@Joaqzzzz]

How the hell does this have no comment’s this should have.

[@LikaLaruku]

Game story up to level 505. Girl dumps boyfriend & moves into dead aunt's house. Drunk uncle claims he is the real inheritor. She gets him to move out, then finds out her aunt was in debt & the house might be repossessed, so she plans to start a honey business. She makes best friends with the carpenter she hired to repair the house, & develops a crush on the neighbor, who makes metal sculptures & is sharing custody of his teen daughter with his wife, whom he hopes to get back together with. Then Lily finds out her aunt was a pilot & a book author & dated her new bestie's grandpa after her husband died. I have yet to see the mom character from the ads. There is no baby. The blonde chick on the washing machine isn't in the game either.

[@thunderclanliveson1]

@@LikaLaruku person who went up to level one thousand, the blonde chick is in the game now, her aunt wrote the nightingale series and her aunt's publisher and his assistant comes into the picture.

[@gameboy3d943]

Didn’t expect to see you here.

[@IcyDiamond]

I’m your 1,000th like!

[@floralthefriendlyflower826]

Lily: Honey I’m pregnant The husband: omg I’m going to be a father The doctor: congratulations it’s a *washing machine* The husband: Lily you got some explaining to do?

[@dvdsynth]

This should be hearted

[@AuraStrikeAce]

Lmao

[@monsieurnaggert3134]

The washing machine is a Transformer.

[@sgti.n.k9023]

@@monsieurnaggert3134 AUTOBOTS, LETS WASHOUT

[@KyrieChii]

Super underrated comment xD Got an LOL from me. (Edit - Well, it _was_ underrated when I made the comment 😆)

[@Nightthade]

Me, at level 100 of Lily's Garden: But when do I find out who turned off the mom's life support??

[@N00N01]

SNOIPER AREEEENAAA

[@twinknecrosis]

im p sure it was luke lol

[@andrewbravo6152]

There was a funeral ad after the life support one in this video so it's probably revealed in that one.

[@tragedyplustime8271]

It was Lily herself, she got tired of Mom ruining her love life so she got rid of her

[@lynxddragon]

They always ask, "Are your videos Ad friendly?" But they never ask, "Are your ads ad friendly?"

[@yellownormie4112]

I mean, can we all take a moment to appreciate that they managed to tell a pretty complex story with absolutely no dialogue? Credit where credit is due.

[@mistertagomago7974]

I was actually getting invested while watching this lol.

[@horse14t]

@@mistertagomago7974 Same!

[@indigowendigo8165]

Kirby 64 is the same way to an extent. :p Not sure what else there might be... Edit: Oh! Croc 1 is another one I think. :p Anyways, I think I remember a long time ago I was told for some reason that human language is actually 80% body language and stuff, and words only make up 20% of it... I feel like that's a bit of an exaggeration for some reason, but I suppose it is at least 50/50. :p Also, I think expressing something without words is called like pantomiming, or like the game charades... Something like that. :p

[@horse14t]

@@indigowendigo8165 Primal is a cartoon with 0 dialog which is awesome!

[@mistertagomago7974]

@@indigowendigo8165 I'm sure theres a lot but I cant think of any examples off the top of my head.

[@DPoddy]

When your dream is to be a soap opera director but you're stuck making animation for mobile games.

[@blastermaster5039]

Born too late to make afternoon soap operas. Born at the right time to make advertisement soap operas.

[@Roadent1241]

Did more for me in 25 minutes than what I've seen of Eastenders over 25 years XD

[@ChaseMC215]

I rather be a soap opera director than do animation for a Match-3 game that is just a rip off of better Match-3 games like Candy Crush Saga or Bejeweled

[@piculra7441]

The ad team for Lily's Garden should make their own game, with all the drama and creativity they can. It'd be far better than the real product.

[@snakeperson5467]

Honestly the ads are hilarious I would actually play it if it was like that

[@TheLastRaven6]

The ads remind me of those daytime TV Dramas.

[@eczplosiongg6775]

Lily learned that her reality was a simulation by realizing that her two exes were the only possible results on tinder. She then gained complete power over reality allowing her to transcend it and play the game she comes from on a handheld device.

[@antssr_9106]

Sounds cool

[@creeper6473]

ok

[@helo9316]

This is literally elder scrolls 3 morrowind

[@0nullnil]

That reminds me of "You and Me and Her: A Love Story."

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Well, this is my new favorite explanation for the negative continuity we have here in the LGCU.

[@JustSaiyanDude]

I feel bad for the person who made these ads. They clearly missed their calling as a soap opera writer

[@shinaetae4074]

Exactly

[@christopherconard2831]

I'll show you! I'll write a better Telenovela. A Telenovela with blackjack and hookers.

[@hllo6152]

No, soap operas are more fun than watching Lily’s garden adds. It’s to bad to be soap opera.

[@Ascendant1]

I honestly want a movie. This storyline is almost as epic as the “Jealous Girlfriend, Gawking Boyfriend” stock photo story.

[@rubenaalexander5007]

More epic in my opinion. That story kinda makes sense.

[@alainadrinkwater5862]

wow

[@Pipkiablo]

The first several times I saw that pregnancy test ad, she was not faking it. It always ended with her just sitting on the porch crying and the twist ending was added later.

[@eggeggington606]

You are going to get so many comments with that name lol

[@Pipkiablo]

@@eggeggington606 I already do.

[@moosesues8887]

@@Pipkiablo bio

[@chugachuga9242]

Here is an option both are bad

[@purpleguy319]

Pie>cake forever. I will never let it go.

[@bronthesaurus3648]

I love how he’s cheering “she’s dead!! finally!!” as if the mother was the final boss to Lily’s Garden

[@Speed_Zamaa]

Who says she isn't?

[@rockinrom1524]

writer: wholesome story about girl fixing garden ad team: throws story notes in garbage

[@Dtoons]

Man, that stuff got clickbaity real fast. Also, they get away with making this stuff because it’s all innuendo. Which KZbin would find okay

[@Alurich]

Until an independent creator does it then it's a strike

[@oofjeff3735]

Nice to see you here

[@breewashere]

The black market of youtube ads

[@vriskaserket1120]

So using a washing machine as a vibrator is “innuendo”, but a video featuring clothed characters with big boobs is too sexual?

[@marselo1316]

@@vriskaserket1120 welcome to KZbin. a place where they literally patent their ideas so you cant replicate a better alternative to yt without breaking laws. KZbin is great

[@moonshrewed7288]

Lily's mom: *_puts her daughter through misery and heartbreak just for the fun of it_* The Bus: *YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE*

[@BewilderedCitrus]

Regina:

[@minjung9390]

bus-kun strikes again

[@aspiringfrog9322]

Imagine if Lily’s garden ads were the only proof of our existence

[@heartcore_addict]

Mmmm no thank you

[@hellhound1585]

Yikes that would be bad

[@KiwiTheRetroGal]

*God damn imagine if aliens found out humans existed and I didn't even find Rec Room or all the good shit they just found this*

[@dyrlhmsycmdyrttypsmiptyadpetn]

I would rather not be known to exist if these are the only proof of existance.

[@GoldRetriever]

The animals or creatures that saw that would probably think we are weird and disgusting

[@janeoathdragon5793]

I swear the people who made Lily's Garden just wanted to make a dating sim where everyone's a disaster Bisexual

[@Scarshadow666]

The writers and artists for the ads definitely should make a weird and chaotic dating sim, lol! XD It'd be fitting since there's already plenty of insane dating sims.

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

Oh my god that sounds amazing

[@falconstudios146]

God maybe they should have.

[@akalegos_]

Sounds like my kind of game

[@zackcash4941]

10/10 would play

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Lily Garden advertisements: *Completely breaks Terms of Service* KZbin: imma pretend like I didn't see that

[@memebomb2786]

Ayo I am early to the replies of guy without a mustache?!!

[@albobdmasta]

Hay its u

[@skylander5884]

Once again I find you in a place I thought I would not

[@OrigionalCigarette]

In all reality, in YT HQ they all have their dominate arms completely jacked out.

[@thatonetinfoil3494]

Oh to see without my eyes

[@thedoomtrainer8292]

I swear, these ads could be made into a fully fledged TV show with 3 seasons, a tearful finale, and some sort of cast reunion 30 years later

[@eepykito]

I would like this comment but uHm- It’s at 69 likes 👀

[@weirdshrimpnumber9755]

@@eepykito 679 likes now

[@chiharumisaki1565]

LMAO

[@reginangel_official]

SPOILERS: in the finale the mom dies

[@Sir.Bongo1234]

True

[@real.E]

So let me get this straight. Lily is dating Blaine. But her neighbor, Luke, wants to date her and is hot. Lily is using a washing machine to, ummmm, have some fun. They end up having a threesome. She gets pregnant and has a miscarriage. She wants to date Luke, but Blaine wants to date Lily's mom. Blaine and the mom hit it off, but then the mom roofies him, and he roofies the mom. Blaine and Lily are still dating, but Blaine is cheating on her and gets caught. So she fakes pregnancy and Blaine leaves her. But then she sees him dating her mom, and then Lily's mom tries to freaking murder her. So Lily tries to get with Luke, but Lily's mom steals him. Then Lily thinks Luke is cheating on the mom with the gardener, and gets mad, implying that they are dating now. But actually, both Luke and Blaine are cheating on both Lily and her mom with... each other. She finds out and dumps them both, implying that she got back with Blaine behind Luke's back. The washing machine breaks, so she gets a new one. She finds out she is pregnant and tells Luke, so they must've gotten back together. Luke wants to be a dad. While she is having her baby, Luke is driving to the hospital. But he gets hit by a freaking bus. He dies while the baby is being born. But then he is brought back from the dead. Then her mom gets hit by a freaking bus. On the bus, Blaine is cheating on Lily and Luke AND Lily's mom. Lily's mom dies. And all for a Bejeweled clone full of microtransactions.

[@Astr0iceDrag0n]

God damn that was a fever dream

[@xxizcrilexlxx1505]

what a ride and it only costed another candy crush clone!

[@globurim]

Washing Machine is definitely not a euphemism for vibrators.

[@Fredd83Tbite]

Knowing bejeweled is crazy

[@zorianhd8321]

Can we just appreciate the fact that this man sat, and watched these HORRIBLE ads for our entertainment. Thank you

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the funniest KZbinr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear zo

[@astelshusband2459]

what you mean horrible

[@connaghward1582]

I have to watch these horrible ads on my phone while watching KZbin or playing games! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!

[@RescueRapscall2]

I did this in my free time and I have them all downloaded.Eventually the company will take down every video and then start claiming the videos that are still up on other peoples KZbin channels so you should be wary of that

[@jayphonic9244]

what do you mean horrible they're hilarious lmao

[@Tareltonlives]

My grandma loved her telenovelas and they were never as insane as this.

[@rubenaalexander5007]

Nah they were, but probably slower. What makes this shocking is the fast pace and shock factor that comes with doing everything so quickly.

[@pacificgrim4661]

Please tell me there were extreme shootouts scenes because that's literally every telenovela my mom watches

[@BrickChick]

She must not have watched good ones lol

[@wstine79]

Lily's Garden is what happens when a Romance Novel is turned into a mobile game.

[@kitsunechaos1837]

a romance novel for 40+ moms*

[@makotoyuki345]

Except minus the game part

[@MforMovesets]

Lily's Garden is what happens when Denmark makes something. Lily looks friggin wasted in those ads too.

[@akl2k7]

@@MforMovesets As long as it's not written by Lars Von Trier, then it should be alright. Now, if only it had Mads Mikkelsen playing a villain. Or his brother Lars.

[@redpanda6497]

@That’s one smug wojak Drunk Facebook moms/soccer moms*

[@AphroditeActually]

“Here we are playing checkers while Lilly is playing 4D chess…. She got rid of him by faking a pregnancy test.”

[@Kingsly9802]

The ads for Lily's Garden are like a really passionate X-rated fanfiction of the actual game.

[@elainehelmont4647]

As all good fanfictionsnshould be :D

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@elainehelmont4647 Me, who's writing an Akazukin ChaCha fanfic: *Imma pretend I didn't see that* *Talking about the X-rated part, not the passionate part. I'm not willing to alienate the Filipino fanbase as if they weren't already angry enough with my fanfic.*

[@WESELY_CARTIER]

Oh no X rating Aussie capital territory will see this

[@teatalks3426]

*relization* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@raxhjohn1302]

As a writer, i totally agree LMAO

[@theberkanian5927]

This story is the craziest emotional roller coaster of a soap opera

[@nionashborn7626]

Not as much as long looong maaaaan

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

XD

[@TheGameSalmon]

Make this a series on Netflix. I'd binge watch this drama for weeks.

[@Death_Cookie]

yes

[@milktea6676]

Yes Also First furry

[@jessicagreenfield6584]

Y E S

[@RIDDLEBATJOKES]

Agreed Let’s binge watch together

[@neptune8168]

Wow, Verfied person I've never seen before and you will get alot of likes for some reason..

[@Florzthegay]

17:02 “whats happening, what is happening? what just happened?” that’s the two sentences that recaps all of lily’s garden right there

[@VeryPeeved]

that's two sentences

[@Florzthegay]

@@VeryPeeved oh shoot thx

[@djdomain]

When Lily was in labour at the hospital, I expected Luke to attend the birth only to find out the baby was a miniature washing machine.

[@toymaster4041]

I- Wait they wouldn- uuuuuuh.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Pretty sure there's an entire doujin tag for that

[@bamshablam5977]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy The audacity.

[@tektoastium7241]

*wipes eyes to make sure that I am reading correctly*

[@pandoratenn]

p a r d o n n i g g a ?

[@IANOYTYK]

The quiet *gasp* "he wants to be a dad 😲" Saber please you are too pure for this ad series

[@yamroll341]

...or is he?

[@idontexist1966]

Is it supposed to be something else?

[@rafamr7055]

What?

[@Aymelia-colon3]

Therapist: Ahegao Lily doesn't exist, she can't hurt you Ahegao Lily:

[@CoolerMike]

I'm gonna stare into a wall and try to erase that image from my head

[@Aymelia-colon3]

@@joshroehl6098 Could you stop kid?

[@Aymelia-colon3]

@That’s one smug wojak Spamming link to his shitty song in replies

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

someone please destroy my memory of this

[@Rosa-he6xb]

Actually I feel like Lily needs the therapist for all the heartbreak she went through with cheating boyfriends and her home wrecker mom.

[@unbreakablelag]

I like how you progressively get more invested in the story.

[@wolfstar1253]

Godspeed to that one youtuber who made a compilation of every single ad and tried to put them in order of lore

[@matineeman3038]

Who

[@greninjastorm6734]

That poor soul

[@fluffydestroyer5482]

They haven't updated in 6 months tho.

[@marselo1316]

@@fluffydestroyer5482 they finally snapped

[@nikolasgilliam4666]

This whole cinematic universe has the most “messy small town bisexuals” energy I have ever seen concentrated in one place

[@starbreaker6740]

I don't like that fact this is correct.

[@Jeff-qz8yj]

@@starbreaker6740 me to but its real

[@finnosaurusrex]

I’m-

[@Albert_7]

@@finnosaurusrex nobody cares

[@anthonyhodge661]

He right

[@cryppi1510]

They really took the "Now draw her giving birth" meme to another level

[@kippzthemudkip2652]

Shadman is on the case

[@ElectroBlastLuigi]

@@kippzthemudkip2652 Oh no.... we already got a bunch of Rule34 artists ruining our childhood line this. If Shadman keeps the trend going with his work, we're done for.

[@purpleguy319]

Why am i only hear about this now and when will this deluge hit the slow trickle that is +birth?

[@TheRealDismantler]

Now draw her sitting on a washing machine

[@Starlightnova111]

Now draw her teleporting bread.

[@zacharytrammell3382]

Lily's mom has got it going on. She's all that I want and I waited for so long. Lily can't you see your just not the girl for me. I know it must be wrong but I'm in love with lily's mom.

[@antssr_9106]

@@heartcore_addict it's a reference to a song called "Stacy's Mom"

[@Cacjams]

Ever watch Hannah Montana?

[@abbywheeler9025]

Lily's Garden: a world where everyone is bisexual and Lily appears to be the token straight girl.

[@craycraywolf6726]

I'm into it. Or really any story that flips societal norms like this

[@abbywheeler9025]

@@craycraywolf6726 That's certainly one way to describe these ads. I'd lean more towards 'fever dream.' Still, I can't say they aren't entertaining as hell

[@craycraywolf6726]

@@abbywheeler9025 Yeah lol

[@dannyboi1469]

No, just no

[@spacecat3198]

I’m not so sure. After inviting all her friends over to molest washing machines with her and they can all share the “moment”, I think she may be a little repressed.

[@Robinator1103]

Fun fact about the "infamous pregnancy test ad", when it originally came out it didn't have the ending where she revealed that she was lying. It originally ended with Lily crying on the porch, only later was the wiping off the meter added.

[@BlackHundredKnight-Z]

*DEEP LORE*

[@neolithiumproduction]

Agreed. I never saw that part of the add. =T

[@snowflakeupinhere4485]

yeah i rmemeber this

[@littlefox_100]

Yea

[@ThePopopotatoes]

@Jessica Albrecht holy shit really? I got stuck and didn't want to spend money so I quit, but I always wondered how the plot turned out

[@shawn_7413]

The part of these ads that always cracks me up is the unintended dark humor at the end. Each ad Lily goes through multiple life ruining situations then it suddenly plays upbeat music as it shows the player destroying Lily's life.

[@stormisuedonym4599]

She's a Millennial. Her life was ruined before it began.

[@njalsand133]

Sounds very intendee to me

[@stefanoraz27]

I love how he just left after Blaine and Luke little 'bromance'

[@air_dealer]

Lily’s Garden fans explaining how Lily sitting on the washing machine is extremely important to the lore

[@aratusingtheinternet]

Lmao

[@boatgato]

Good one 😂

[@donovanlocust1106]

Huniepop fans know where it's at

[@neptune8168]

xDD

[@vxlley_flower5672]

@@donovanlocust1106 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT GAME BRUH IM GETTING MARKIPLIER FLASHBACKS

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

Lily: *interested in a guy* Lily's Mom: "It's free real-estate"

[@tomkatt8274]

she is gay, everybody is gay, you is gay

[@BASEDCHADTHATMEWSWITHSIGMAS]

@@tomkatt8274 What?

[@C.H.V.]

pluto what is that cat doing

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

@@C.H.V. following its dreams

[@C.H.V.]

@@PlutoIsntReal_ is the cat doing drugs?

[@suburbanweekend]

I would gladly watch Lily’s Garden ads 100 times in a row rather than watch those weird Makeover game ads.

[@kraziiXIII]

Agreed. Like those awful ads just shame people's bodies and just try to enforce some bs beauty standards. I report them when ever I see them. Like that stuff is definitely aimed at kids and it makes my blood boil.

[@r.j.penfold]

Fuck those things

[@austinhinton3944]

The ones with the ‘ugly’ girl?

[@shadowdroid776]

God Project Makeover is constantly popping up for me. I actually played it, and it's a fucking bejeweled game where you line up different gems and what not. It's alright if you like that stuff to unlock more levels and get the stuff you need, but it eventually gets to a point where it's impossible without paying. 4/10 would not play again

[@graceddiegallagher]

@@shadowdroid776 i actually play it a lot and i’ve never had to pay for anything lol, i mainly play it for the puzzles and stuff lol

[@edmortis]

you could totally turn this into a "dumb ways to die"-style collection of minigames

[@goldenrod6845]

Lily'sGarden is just one big polyamorous relationship that Lily isn't a part of.

[@JackMcSomeone]

Also, why does Lily look like Alya from Miraculous Ladybug?

[@cheburgena6021]

@@JackMcSomeone wait she does

[@johannesseyfried7933]

@@cheburgena6021 She doesn't. The only Things they have in common is the red Hair (which is a different Shade) and the Lumberjackshirt (which is also a different Shade). The Haircolor doesn't match, the Hairstyle doesn't look similar in the slightest, Alya is taller and more slender, and she has a completely different Skin color. Not to mention that Lily lacks the Mole.

[@deathgameholic]

Lily felt that

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

Bro, this isn’t a joke, the ad where the blonde guy, the black haired guy, and Lily all did a threesome are in this video. It’s not even an exaggeration. It’s canon.

[@leirawhitehart1236]

I like how he was laughing at the absurdity at first, and then he actually started getting invested into the story.

[@VilkarinSalvokath]

I love the profile picture omg adorable

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

Yeah he was actually anticipating for the hot spicy "Stop your mom from twerking in front of your bf" minigame

[@leirawhitehart1236]

@@VilkarinSalvokath thank you, I drew it myself! ^^

[@VilkarinSalvokath]

@@leirawhitehart1236 Hey you happen to take commissions?

[@leirawhitehart1236]

@@VilkarinSalvokath I actually do! ^^ Why, would you like one?

[@arBauer]

It's like they're making every possible au fanfic to their own characters

[@dumbun6660]

Basically.

[@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies]

Why does that sum it up so well-

[@pixelkitty289]

Yeah XD

[@n00by90]

Seriously fanfic isnt as horrible as this monstrosity

[@Everlucky_Clover]

they missed one....... granted though its the quite gross one as well........ mum dating daughter

[@shadestitched3833]

KZbin I have stayed silent over the years, but this has got to stop you can't have a double standard just because the ads give you money first off stop demonetizing this creator, they are one of the best people on here. Second stop trying to take this platform a terrible place we need the dislikes to be visible to let the maker of the video know if their content needs a tune up. Saber Spark I thank you for all your work keep it up even with the crap youtube is pulling

[@Sylphella]

The original version of the pregnancy test ad just ended on Lily crying on her patio. They added that last part in after people found it and started making jokes about how absurd the ad was. Comparing the scooter bf to Yoshikage Kira was one of the more popular jokes.

[@professorhalloween]

This is the sort of plot progression I would expect from a 12 season soap opera, not a series of mobile game ads.

[@KOTYAR1]

Uhm, you complimented the ads here. Biggest compliment a marketologist can have is what his ad is 100% tailored for the target audience

[@toolatetothestory]

Dude I wish there was a series like this xD

[@professorhalloween]

@@KOTYAR1 Of course! They flat out said they are targeting the facebook housewife demographic. Even better, they've got the internet talking about it. Absolutely a success for those advertisers.

[@KOTYAR1]

@@professorhalloween with soap pperas you stumbled on an excellent metaphor for this, thank you

[@newguy90]

The original TV soap operas (at least in the US) were only 5-10 minutes long vignettes stuck between proper shows. They were glorified commercials aired once a day with a continuing story line that sold household products, typically detergent soap. Eventually, they became so popular, they were extended to half hour long shows in their own right. So this type of mobile game ad is not too far fetched.

[@bluelfsuma]

I remember when people were talking about the ad where she tells her boyfriend she's pregnant, he drives off, then in a later ad, she faked the whole thing. We thought _that_ was wild. The washing machine one alone is insane.

[@skullcat1378]

@Pete Harrison stfu

[@d34tha5h2]

I cant take this comment seriously cause I'm too busy laughing at your pfp, Arin with content aware scaling on is funny as hell

[@VistaGMD]

15:33 "Congratulations, you've played yourself"

[@AscendantStoic]

There is a famous theory whispered around the corners of the Lily's Garden community that the games are just to fund the creation of the ads which are the equivalent of a modern soap opera (or rather a parody of one).

[@twilight_mourner1865]

Holy moly! That theory makes alotta sense!

[@teejay9189]

This is my headcanon

[@someanon1984]

Hands up if you would play Lily's Garden if it were a visual novel or a choose-your-own-adventure in the same spirit as the ads. ✋

[@flyingmintbunny1286]

I really hate to admit i would..

[@JasmineBrowneyes]

I would play the living hell out of it. I want this to happen.

[@somejerk5662]

It's so weird, they know what gets people's interest and they use that knowledge to make misleading ads for shitty skinner boxes instead of just making the thing people want and selling that...

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@somejerk5662 That's like the entire mobile gaming market in a nutshell. Complete garbage and microtransactions disguised as something you might actually want.

[@silyknow]

✋

[@Lavthefox]

"mommy, why do you sit on the washing machine all day?" "Because your dad left for a pack of cigarettes 9 years ago and never came back..."

[@vglycorpse2001]

💀💀💀

[@stephen5671]

That post made my night LOL XD Thank you! Keep being awesome!

[@justsomerandomboi5390]

Thats dark

[@KATinBLACK]

Despite being really misleading about the game, these ads tell a really interesting story. Whoever is doing the ads is just going with the flow and it’s awesome

[@siddhantbanerjee3328]

"Wait why are washing machines so bad?" 2 seconds later: Moses scream "NO! NOOOOOOO!"

[@ChrisSuperDude]

It also perfectly lined up when that dude killed the mom.

[@WhyYouMadBoi]

The moses scream in the best meme from this channel

[@curlyguy2790]

@@WhyYouMadBoi nüt

[@48cxy2]

The ad team should just create an R-rated animated series about Lily's Garden.

[@katie2275]

It would be the next always sunny

[@thewarmestgarbage6007]

I would watch that

[@PRORAGEGUY]

more like R34 about it

[@CetoFreakingKaiba]

Was the use of the word "garden"always a metaphor? This would give a whole new meaning to Lily's Garden. Would explain the ads too.

[@pandovolt3227]

It'd probably do well

[@MagicalHatStudios]

Watching Saber get emotionally absorbed in the deep lore of Lily's Garden ads makes me want to welcome him into a clubhouse that doesn't exist.

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

17:07 I cannot believe the emotional rollercoaster the last 20 seconds have left me in oh my god I way invested in this than I thought lmao

[@HiLoHiLoHiLoHiLo]

Lily’s mom getting run over was so unexpected and out of nowhere I couldn’t help but laugh

[@CyrCloud]

Yes

[@mysh24]

Right after her Redemption Arc... Everytime.

[@JH-jk3nm]

spoilers bro

[@HiLoHiLoHiLoHiLo]

@@JH-jk3nm sorry bro didn’t mean to 😔

[@I_Eat_Lemons]

@kihroudy Uh why the heart eyes buddy

[@mangood2734]

Now this is the kind of drama Netflix has needed all these years

[@nottartaglia]

nice xiao pfp 👀

[@TheRandoRacer]

Useless!

[@puppymaroon964]

They can make a Netflix original series based off of those Lily’s Garden ads.

[@fat_little_rat]

*Ah, yes-*

[@operatingflyer4361]

O god what would the Netflix adaptation of this look like

[@socksfan1203]

Its like if it had a fandom, and the creaters read every fan fiction and made it come true

[@sarahsnyder2684]

You know the worst part? The apps given this treatment are getting down rated regardless of overall quality BECAUSE people don't like being bait hands switched. I have lucked out that most of my favorite apps have so far avoided this treatment but still...

[@ImJestFaiq]

Excluding undertale That shit is just another level

[@Balanissofine]

You will not believe how many inappropriate ads I get on my phone, especially considering the fact that my little brothers, who are about 9 and 5 play my phone and play the games which have these ads in them

[@monicacreator3168]

The fandom of Lily's Garden ads are only waiting for the serie to come out

[@CH4RL3S_69]

Nope, they're waiting for the film

[@monicacreator3168]

@@CH4RL3S_69 yup, I know, but we deserve a serie too

[@pamplemoo]

@@monicacreator3168 a film series

[@lluma8153]

Soon there’s gonna be an anime And then a shit Netflix adaptation

[@andreware2483]

I'd be down for a series.

[@_Digishade_]

The sheer level of lore in this has got to be commended. There's honestly some legit imagination and talent in these commercials, which is so ridiculously bizarre. I went from being weirded out to rooting for Lily.

[@zacharyjackson1829]

you kidding? A middle schooler could have wrote all this. IVe seen 90% of these ad plot points from Grey's Anatomy alone

[@questionmark521]

@@zacharyjackson1829 Yes they are kidding

[@subjectdelta4758]

I’m convinced that the game exists solely to fund the ads.

[@lynnburch261]

literally😂

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

The designers of the characters is on ArtStation and is pretty chill. Honestly, the ads and the designs are the best thing about the game since it's a generic match-up that forces you to wait or pay after you used your stars.

[@deathgameholic]

Fr

[@Rainbow0015]

They wanted to make a TV show, but couldn't. So used ads to do so, the game used as funding

[@larniieplayz6285]

@@Rainbow0015 but how did they fund the game?

[@SilverJ17]

14:34 Well, this explains why Blaine was cool with having a threeway.

[@mileven3ggo3njoyer]

Totally spies: "Who are you?" Lily's Garden: "I'm you but my fetishes are intentional."

[@aratusingtheinternet]

Lmao

[@RIDDLEBATJOKES]

Amazing

[@DylanVA]

Marianne best girl!

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Implying the fetishes weren't intentional

[@bendorlinhg6180]

@@L0rdOfThePies Yeah, there's a difference between explicit and international.

[@Toxic_WE]

The fact that he did a pog at the pregnancy plot just says that he really got into the story

[@lifewithlee6298]

They do that with every game that tells a story

[@itachisasukelover90]

The funny thing is there's a ad where the blonde guy comes back with baby supplies after she announces the pregnancy

[@WillTheRaccoon]

The good ending

[@allbankbasalisk___2005]

6:56 I walk in to do laundry see that and turn right back around.

[@rubymoonstone5570]

"A love triangle" It's more like a love octogon, really

[@Bear_Song]

Underrated comment 👌🤣🤣

[@enimapodofficial6618]

R o m a n t i c I m p o s s i b l e - c u b e

[@kne5829]

and a love octagram inside of that

[@enimapodofficial6618]

@@kne5829 ...and a love Penrose stairway inside of that.

[@coelhovinicius140]

Thats some non-euclidean fuckery

[@SuperPaperPokemon]

This is some Legend of Kora level romance. One guy who was dumped by Lily gets together with the other guy who was dumped by Lily.

[@ianeons9278]

When your crush in real life is named Lily and you read this

[@kenepo4u496]

After seeing all these ads: “It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.”

[@toymaster4041]

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

[@depressedthoughts]

YOUR FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED

[@percythelittlegreenengine1507]

It was time for everyone to leave they had seen everything and more

[@CipherAndStars]

Lily's mom at 15:52 : "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"

[@bigsammichthoughts]

The ad where she fakes the pregnancy is actually an edit to an earlier ad, where the pregnancy is REAL and the guy just leaves and it ends with her crying on the porch

[@kieranstark7213]

I remember that part of the ad! It left us bewildered, what did he even have to do to leave her?!

[@zylco122]

Pretty sure ads have a limited time limit so thats why they didint add the whole thing on some videos

[@RafilaWan]

@@kieranstark7213 The joke is that he left because he doesn't want to deal with a baby.

[@kieranstark7213]

@@RafilaWan That’s been the problem with fathers for way too many centuries...

[@renon1946]

@@kieranstark7213 sure, wonder why o:

[@SkineSky]

Imagine if Saber got age restricted for showing Lily's Garden ads uncensored in this video. KZbin actually allowing ad's to be as mature as they want, but uploading a video showing it is completely out of line.

[@burghley3044]

@Pete Harrison stop

[@adseigo]

I feel like someone needs to make one of these games that actually has the oversexualized, soap opera-ish storyline. I imagine it could do even better than the games that try to sell themselves on a story they don't have.

[@kisskissyangyang5252]

have you heard of episode?

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

You know what I wanna see a game that is based around all of the old iceberg rumors from the nineties being true

[@JayJay-xc4xl]

@@kisskissyangyang5252 or Choices!

[@Bee-oh5lh]

I want an anime adaptation

[@brickbunny9686]

I guess you have not found Steams Adult Content section then, nor found out about the Japanese game developer Illusion, who has managed to get a couple of games published and translated for American audiences. Your wish has not only been granted more then a few times across the years, but it is still being granted even now.

[@foxarror]

this is genuinely the funniest thing ive ever seen. they need to make this into a silent film

[@toaster1708]

this isn't a love triangle, this is a love hypercube I had so many wtf moments

[@akariko3785]

right, everybody is fucking everyone else except for that one lesbian couple, they get to sit back and watch the madness

[@yuricock]

@@akariko3785 we stan lesbian queens

[@XwX1001]

@@akariko3785 Absolute champions.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@akariko3785 now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure this whole thing is just a r/arethestraightsok.

[@akariko3785]

@@drawnwithlove3499 pFF maybe, tho it seems like the two dudes who i cant remember the names of are bi?? because apparently they were boning. at this point it has become r/nooneisokaybesidesthelesbians

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

I love these. I lost it at the Brokeback Mountain one and the followup one that implied that Luke and Blaine are the only two men in the city.

[@Raven-bz8kl]

this made me laugh so bad- 💀

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

That was in fact genius comedy writing to explain why she kept dating them. Its a serious shame its all a rouse

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Huh.

[@kittyfox7]

I lost it at that scene too 😂

[@jacobbrown9894]

The one with the lesbian couple was almost the weirdest because of how mundane it is in a sea of madness. Like I could imagine something like that for a fertility clinic or baby goods store or something and it’d feel like a real commercial. Also the mom is kinda hot

[@quickman2663]

@@Nemopoly Like her idol taught her. Okay, that's dark. I apoligize.

[@randomsnail59]

Ok so.. *Lily was in love with Her boyfriend then she started to like Luke her damn neighbor and Lily's friend was in love with luke-? Then Lily's boyfriend cheats on her with a few woman then Lily's mom falls in love with Lily's boyfriend...and is also into Luke-? AND THEN another one of Lily's friends is into Luke but then both of Lily's friends fall in l o v e? And then both Luke and Lily's boyfriend also fall in love with each other? But Luke and Lily still have a child together..*

[@A_Toaster]

Lore

[@kimifw58]

And didn't Luke or Blaine die at some point?

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

the "faking pregnancy test" ad originally ended with just the part of her crying, the "faked positive to test him" part was added in after due to backlash

[@rafaynoman1180]

Why was their a backlash? That shit keeps happening on tv all the time.

[@kennytheghostbuster9582]

You'd think they would get more backlash for faking a pregnancy than her boyfriend leaving her

[@Swordkirby9999]

@@kennytheghostbuster9582 Keep in mind, the demographic they are going for with this game are women.

[@Swordkirby9999]

But isn't the blonde dude supposed to be the skeezy ex-boyfriend within the game itself?

[@viscountrainbows6452]

That. Doesn't. Make it. Better!!

[@iwan3981]

Theory: Lilly is actually in hell, and her mom is the devil torturing her

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

I totally buy that Fan Theory

[@Mike14264]

Sounds legit.

[@Toby-ci6yh]

Judging by the events that are happening, she could be

[@fatherpucci8170]

And maybe Lilly is actually person who made Lilly's Garden and try send massage to help

[@anastasia1876]

So for someone who's actually saw the whole Lilly garden ads. I honestly wanted more, so much better than any Netflix shows

[@goonerOZZ]

I seriously think they should pitch it to Netflix to be a full fledged show

[@astrotoast9819]

You can literally UTTER the very word *”ass”* and get temporarily banned, but then there’s this

[@Zoroark_Master]

Dont know if it’s because of editing but One scene: Luke died The scene immediately after: Luke is alive and taking care of his child with lily.

[@ArturGlass.C]

I think it was actually implying in a shocking twist that it's Blaine who died somehow since there was the brokeback mountain flashback. But then he's back on the bus that murdered Lily's mother anyway so I guess death isn't a big deal in the Lily's Garden Cinematic Universe.

[@Mudfire15]

That might have been a dream

[@GameLeaderR]

Maybe Luke is so buff it was the bus driver that died.

[@rabbit0664]

@@Mudfire15 I thought it was more a metaphor for cutting ties, then he came back.

[@danielkeys8974]

Well, also Lily's mother is a murderer and that's just retconned in the next episode.

[@CwazyWabbit4]

The first time I saw the fake pregnancy and the washing machine ads, I legit thought the game was a porn game. 😳

[@TheRealOceanicDreams]

I agree. These ads should have never been shown to children. They’re all scarred for life. Look at Henry, look at what they did to him! Don’t you see that he is SCARRED permanently by the look at his face?

[@Ramsey276one]

GAME OF LUST That is the subtitle for a game that had KZbin for all of last winter!

[@soggybutter3875]

It could be...

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

@Pete Harrison What is it?

[@PregnantOrc]

Ads: An adult relationship focused Sims-like experience with schemes and shenanigans. The game: lol it's Bejeweled again!

[@domschra]

Holy shit i never thought that ONE clip about her mom getting hit by a bus was part of SUCH a fever dream

[@tristanthompson1980]

"I like Lillys design!" Ofcourse you do, she is basically the mom version of Sabie

[@Lazarus_Cult]

@sommy ben 😟

[@Spineless-Lobster]

I hate how I’m emotionally invested into the Lily’s Garden Cinematic Universe

[@Chobittsu]

This takes more twists and turns than a Bollywood soap opera!!!

[@AscendantStoic]

But not enough face/reaction zoom-ins 😏

[@Thegoldenringsyt]

Lol

[@loginyes3745]

Or more twist than a maze