What the HELL is The Dancing Pumpkin? (An UNCANNY Nightmare)

[@Saberspark]

SPOOPY MONTH TIME

[@OGUnholy]

Saberspark like this if u are a human

[@doflamingo3990]

Cook the pumpkin alive

[@blackmenjenkins7112]

I love u saber

[@astral_shooting]

Señor(Sir), what is your favorite candy? 👀

[@Rekter]

Spoopy

[@jonasquinn7977]

The fact that the pumpkin king wasn't called the Pumpking is a travesty

[@xBloodxFangx]

That would of required some thought

[@MelonHere20]

I know right, missed opportunity there

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

the phrase Pump King is uh...striking to say the least

[@plantherum2365]

*The pumpkin moon has risen...*

[@juuuune]

terraria.jpg

[@Vailskibum]

Top hat on a pumpkin character design 100

[@babyherc5824]

@Vailskbum94 it's not as bad as Spookly: the square pumpkin

[@michaelsilveous]

Babyherc4000 Why you dissing my boi spookley?

[@SleepyToast06]

Never thought id see you here

[@nexusaimer]

Nice to see you here, mate.

[@maurisa514]

OMG I subscribe to you too! I didn't know you watch saberspark!

[@morbius101]

I'm just legit horrified that the skeletons are child-sized. Are... are they dead kids?

[@firstdayhavingachicken6683]

Idk. Maybe they were adults, just kinda short. That's just my guess

[@genderlesstoast6633]

Just an army of children's corpses

[@scottgaultney]

Well, now we know what happened to the other two pointless kids from the original movie of The Dancing Pumpkin. Yes, there were 4 pointless kids in the original movie of The Dancing Pumpkin.

[@fnaffangirl123]

They are the kids from the missing kids incident

[@nelmae6026]

Uh oh....

[@theman6422]

I’m actually sad about the skeletons. Their models looked so good. Like, this is the best animated skeleton I’ve seen in a while

[@tylerthecreator333]

@@temptedbyartjewelry5892 . what

[@leoleboss9414]

@@temptedbyartjewelry58922 arguments in comment sections ? R O O K I E N U M B E R S

[@atotallyrandomstorytime746]

Sans:😠

[@spycenrice8108]

@@temptedbyartjewelry5892 lmao, sweet innocent one... get those numbers up into the 20s.

[@fernandosegovia8806]

@@temptedbyartjewelry5892 HAH! There are no curses, son, I myself started ten arguments, six by trolling and four by stating my opinion.

[@ZackeryCochran]

Given that jack’o’lanterns were supposed to scare off evil spirits way back when, I can respect a story about pumpkins fighting against monsters to protect humans as a premise. But damn if this movie didn’t do a poor job of it.

[@PKMNResearcherSkyler]

The concept seems fairly interesting, wish it was excecuted better

[@liviwaslost]

How interesting

[@spicylemon7475]

At least they got one thing right. Lucifer himself wouldn't come anywhere near that abomination of a pumpkin.

[@bengal4047]

The sad thing is, it might've stood a half-decent chance if the art direction/character designs were better. I think it could've worked well in that old-fashioned rubber hose style. For an example, look up 'Mapleshade MAP* The Pumpkin Song' (MAP= Multi Animator Project)

[@aswiftshift5229]

Actually they were meant to guide the spirit of jack a greedy drunkard who cheated death three times by outsmarting the devil and when he was finally ready to die he cursed him to walk forever with only a turnip(this was before pumpkins were used) as his only light

[@-desertpackrat]

I can't decide who is dumber, the witches for keeping a snake in a birdcage, or the snake who doesn't realize he can easily squish himself through those bars to escape XD

[@bigfishbarry3749]

Why can’t it be both?

[@idkstudios4412]

@@bigfishbarry3749 bro. How can they both be dumber than each other?

[@bigfishbarry3749]

@@idkstudios4412 i meant that all of them are too dumb too realise that the snake can escape

[@idkstudios4412]

@@bigfishbarry3749 no shit Sherlock they asked which one is DUMBER

[@parker-boy98]

Yes

[@Voltain57]

3:33 Stand: The Dancing Pumpkin Stand User: Jack Skellington Shrinks his enemies with one touch, then steps on them with his lightning-fast tap dancing moves.

[@UltimateDragonX9999]

That’s some nice shit 👏

[@lawrencehortizuela4978]

Little Feet requiem?

[@HikariXenox]

Wry

[@Cthulu_699]

LMFAO 💀

[@Kasekuchen_LP]

At least it’s not a controlling stand again

[@belacoak5796]

Saberspark: “The pumpkins shrink down the monsters so there not a threat.” Me: yes thats how insects come to be.

[@gracekim1998]

They’re. It’s they’re

[@ayarriba9093]

@@0_toast_045 they eat my damn clothes

[@HelloHamburger]

My_Profile_Picture_Is_My_Waifu The one’s at my house are little pests who just won’t leave or die.

[@genduncan506]

@@HelloHamburger outside is full of hot and cold temperatures, predators, wind and uv rays. Inside is a paradise of crumbs and skin flakes and standard, windless temperatures. Thats why moths like lights - in the dark bats and small owls hunt them, so theyre desperate to be in daylight so they can just vibe camouflaged on a tree somewhere instead of running for their lives. Outside is certain death - and youre so big youre hardly even a living thing to them, more like just a moving mountain or tree. Why would they want to leave?

[@HelloHamburger]

Gen Duncan They will die. They have been around for about a year.

[@monsieurnaggert3134]

"Praying to God" Shows Godzilla. he knows his Mythology very well. The Pecking Order stays stable.

[@Sometallguy]

This is the way.

[@forestboi9760]

Our lord Shin Gojira will come

[@WhiteScorpio2]

I prefer to worship Mothra.

[@forestboi9760]

@@WhiteScorpio2 she do be having a vibin theme song

[@doob9217]

WhiteScorpio2 o god me too

[@HoldYourSeahorses]

I love how the skeletons are you know: small. So they're kids... dead kids.

[@_-Lx-_]

How do you know they're not just dwarves?

[@gracekim1998]

@Brian That’s a big assumption mate

[@gracekim1998]

LX BDK exactly

[@gabrieloviedocasanas4977]

Oh. Neat

[@mmrw]

Ha ha ha how fun...how fun

[@cyberfaunix6920]

The fact that it was Vivziepop that recommended it is hilarious

[@spacetaco2792]

@The Hush Go look at all the spooky stuff on her KZbin channel. That should clear things up.

[@the_stray_cat]

@The Hush 1:17 it is The vivziepop acount as Int the create of hazbin hotel and heluvaboss!

[@galacticalanimator1693]

Yeah

[@AllyOJustice]

At the time I didn't know what Viviane Saber was referring to when I first watched this review, now that I'm familiar with her works it's interesting that these two know each other. Think Saber will appear in Helluva Boss?

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

When you want somebody gone and you don’t want to wait to long...

[@Shaabun]

I never talk about it, but Saber’s editing and jokes are almost more entertaining then the movies he reviews. I’m thankful for his hard work.

[@dovahchicken935]

The original movie was funny cause "wiTcHes DoNT nEEd SpOoNZ"

[@factual-fantasy2762]

YES, ABSOLUTELY YES

[@VidGamer123]

The Linkara jab made me chortle

[@cadenc7162]

almost?????

[@factual-fantasy2762]

@@cadenc7162 W H E E Z E

[@humantrash1478]

The skeletons moved in together after they defeated Grindr *You can't explain that in a heterosexual way*

[@wesleythomas7125]

Boy and girl skeletons

[@Arachnes_Corner]

"They run into Papyrus and Sans." "Oh my God, they are not funny." Which one is it?

[@saulesalejos4483]

*Sees the skeletons* My Mind: You know, on second thought maybe Gaster had the right Idea.

[@Arachnes_Corner]

@@saulesalejos4483 Thanks for making me laugh today

[@zerolayne8245]

Sans: Welp, Chara got away, thanks to Wingus and Dingus here. Gaster: They are not affiliated with me!

[@jameseastmond4001]

@@zerolayne8245 His full name is Wingdings Aster so that's kinda accurate. Sorry for spoiling it.

[@zerolayne8245]

@@jameseastmond4001 Lol, no spoils here. XD Glad you caught on, that was the joke I was aiming for!

[@DasSpaceAce]

I'm so baffled as to why the subtitle of "The Ogre's Plot" is in the Harry Potter font....like....even people who aren't into HP _know_ that font....

[@shwahgamer]

A font is just a font anyway. And fonts can be used for anything. What matters is matching the font to what you're making. And whether you like HP or not, we all know it's higher quality than this mess.

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

They really think we wouldn’t notice

[@buttermilkalien6187]

I saw that too lol

[@autumbreeze1129]

This movie clearly doesn't understand the danger of monsters. Shrinking a monster to the size of a pumpkin seed doesn't mean they're harmless. If a vampire the size of a Pumpkin Seed bites you, you still turn into a vampire. If a werewolf the size of a Pumpkin Seed bites you, you still become a werewolf yourself. If a Capa is the size of a Pumpkin Seed it can still suck out your soul through your ass, it'll just be able to do so without getting noticed. Just because a monster is made small doesn't automatically stop it being a threat. There's no telling how many people have suffered horrible fates because those stupid pumpkins thought shrinking the monsters was enough and didn't bother to think how much more damage they could cause now no one could see them. I'm getting way too worked up about this.

[@SangerZonvolt]

But can a small vampire even puncture my skin with its tinny teeth?

[@ReynaBloo]

@@SangerZonvolt if the teeth are hard enough and they bite where the skin is thin and tight like around ankles maybe

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

can tiny gorgons still turn you to stone, even if you don't realise you're looking at its face

[@SangerZonvolt]

@@ReynaBloo But would it reach the arteries from there?

[@U.R.coolkid]

@@SangerZonvolt bug bite from a vampire sounds awful

[@austinreed7343]

And Tv Tropes gets more candidates for “So Bad It’s Horrible”

[@anueutsuho7425]

This doesn't even look so bad it's good like Foodfight. That had Mr. Clipboard

[@NFSBeast2365]

LMAO 😂

[@vampirerequiems]

Vivzie really went: *"why does anyone do anything? sheer, absolute, boredom!"*

[@vp8836]

Ha

[@GordonN661]

Damn she really likes suffering

[@liviwaslost]

Your F.B.I Agent that’s not really surprising.

[@HamazuraGOD]

@@GordonN661 What do you mean?

[@kh-wp1mj]

After all the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment

[@lettuce_from_hell9729]

“Oh look it’s my sleep paralysis demon” The sleep paralysis demon:✨✨✨✨

[@beanstalks1028]

How is nobody talking about how Saber couldn’t remember what a jack-o’ lantern is lmao

[@tpheonix_xel2948]

I myself forgot that jack-o’ lanterns existed

[@MsMinay]

I only remember jack-o-lanterns because of minecraft

[@MelonHere20]

XD yeah

[@thecrocthief1555]

The pumpkins face looks exactly like the snowman in Jack Frost played by Michael Keaton. It's uncanny to the point it looks like they used that movie as a reference for what every reason, I don't know why they would.

[@tronaldpukin_9644]

Now that you mention it, he does look like jack frost 😂😂😂

[@cradiculous]

I knew it looked familiar and now I know why. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

[@powergannon]

Wow, you are so right!

[@jammer7vvvq691]

Dude, exactly what I thought! Why would multiple people decide on that design? 😭

[@rudevoices9204]

Oh my God I thought I was the only one who saw that!

[@sirGuy1995]

I think that Jack o Lanterns supposedley ward off evil spirits, so the whole "Monster fighter" thing kind of makes sense I guess

[@parker-boy98]

Yeah.

[@nerkdurgen5574]

I think they were supposed to light the way for some jackass who was imprisoned in eternal darkness

[@LalaRojas-jd5rc]

That's true but I think Saber was just pointing out that they just throw the info at you. They should've slowed down for people who didn't know.

[@sirGuy1995]

@@LalaRojas-jd5rc That's a fair point

[@noobz102]

Son : Can we have *Pillar Men?* Mom : We have *Pillar Men* at home. *The Pillar Men at home :* 3:30

[@nothere142]

Thank you so much for the timestamp omfg

[@randomaccount7999]

Awaken my pumpkins

[@firepuppies4086]

Son: We don't even have Hamon, or the red stone. Mom: We have them at home Them at home: 12:16

[@Timmering]

XD

[@artbock8831]

Truth is I would like to go hermit purple on this movie or crash a plane on it

[@pixellizard1850]

So the Dancing Pumpkin is basically Killer Bean but bad.

[@sheepeyoutube]

Killer Pumpkin Dancing Bean

[@deltaflamestorm7400]

don't you dare compare this garbage to killer bean then again calling this garbage is an insult to actual garbage

[@pixellizard1850]

@@deltaflamestorm7400 Killer Bean is a masterpiece!

[@Isa-it8bv]

@@sheepeyoutube Dancing Bean, young and sweet, only seventeen...

[@parker-boy98]

Not even close

[@VOLAIRE]

When you realize their legs are coming straight out of their chins

[@lebaguette8420]

Mike wazowski be like

[@Donjuliosmother]

That's um... **Transfixed** Edit: tramatized* ... My phone auto corrected, I'ma hold this L...

[@nickorlove7848]

Wait are you implying thats not how it works for you? I think i must he doing something wrong...

[@cintronproductions9430]

Oh God, why?

[@A.L.482]

It's funny how the witches are the least uncanny characters of the movie.

[@stitchfinger7678]

the short witch isn't even in the same art style as the others

[@poctordepper857]

There was a Micheal Jackson animated movie for Halloween called 'Micheal Jackson's halloween" and I cant even remember the plot lmao

[@crowMilatonin]

WHAT

[@Dry_Skin]

@@crowMilatonin you heard them.

[@beth4023]

I remember watching it when it aired on TV

[@CupidFeathers]

"Michael Jackson and his Basement of Nightmares and Screaming Children"

[@hooeythegreat1987]

My friend showed me a scene of that thi- uh, last year. It’s... something

[@peopleperson3599]

This whole movie feels like a fever dream that’s also a jojo reference

[@iiomqfaderz]

Lmao

[@bluehairedsheep]

3:30

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

12:16 Joseph's Hamon Beam from HFtF

[@rabbadidi7385]

A prophecy

[@cesarflores975]

Lmao

[@sirGuy1995]

Generic Skeletons: Exist Saberspark: "Is this an Undertale reference?"

[@noahniedinger4160]

U salty bro?

[@greatsniper849]

You ever heard of a meme format?

[@videopolice432]

Doffenschmirtz: A skeleton? *blue glowing eye* Doffenschmirtz: Sans the Skeleton!

[@sirGuy1995]

@@videopolice432 this made me laugh

[@aevenova9780]

“We’ll stop Grindr from running his app” Lolol, I’m ded XD

[@smusky4643]

Furry

[@joeyteter9383]

So there’s been a “Monster-verse” this whole time and we didn’t realize it. They included the Dancing Pumpkin, Michael Keaton’s Jack Frost, Russell Brand’s Easter Bunny and Tim Allen’s Santa Clause

[@averyarp7901]

I was with you until the last one.

[@joeyteter9383]

@@averyarp7901 well somebody has to be the main guy, and if the “Tool Man” ain’t him then idk who is

[@averyarp7901]

@@joeyteter9383 and why is that?

[@joeyteter9383]

@@averyarp7901 I just think the idea of the plastic “evil” version of him leading the charge would be pretty great

[@lonecolamarine]

a team that could bring down The Avengers AND The Justice League

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Have you heard of it?" "No, I was too busy praying to God" Translation: He was busy watching VeggieTales

[@allenmurallo3730]

So what you're saying is, Godzilla is essentially a dark and gritty reboot of Veggietales?

[@CornSnakeLance]

Jellal

[@MBLobster]

Hi your’e back

[@KristenRobertskris10lr]

Ahh here you are again

[@alans.95]

A 👏 yes the holy cartoon

[@Aogami20]

why are the skeletons adult proportions, but smaller than the children ...

[@leviler3222]

plot twist: the children are actually monsters*

[@spongeboi.offical3901]

@@leviler3222 they are always demon magnets and always get possesed so yea kill em

[@zerolayne8245]

Me: *Thinking logically* They're Dwarven skeletons. Me: *Thinking with big brain* They're baibe skeletons, and they're looking for their baibe bonnets.

[@gregorsamsa79420]

IKR!

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Netflix doesn't have the third season of Attack on Titan but they have "Spookley the Square pumpkin"

[@vanadium8865]

This is also the same platform that has Cuties and once had Leo the Lion on it so I don’t think the standard’s that high

[@KentuckyFriedMantis]

Omg i used to watch that movie on a loop when i was little 👁👄👁

[@koloboshka]

This sounds like my 4-year-old little sister retelling me her bad dream

[@gj5748]

Dude same

[@brogr5464]

Hey saber, just so you know, my best friend just got hit by a car a couple of hours ago and your videos really cheered me up. She'll probably be OK but the shock of seeing it happen in front of my eyes really got me. You helped with that. I'm not religious in any way, but bless your soul Edit: just so you guys know, the car driver did it by accident, she stopped looking when she crossed the road at the wrong moment and it hit her. Thank you for showing concern though, you've all really helped me calm down about this. I keep waking up in anxiety attacks and seeing all your support has done unimaginable things to help me recover from the shock and to help me remember that she *will* be ok. I love you all. Stay safe

[@GM_Wannabe]

They should've said no (This is a joke, I'm truly sorry)

[@cintronproductions9430]

Jesus Christ, thank God she's alive, I'm so sorry about that. Don't worry, she'll make it. Again, I'm sorry for both of you.

[@Folfah]

PiN tHiS ComMeNt SaBrE they need attention.

[@everythingz888]

Streaming person Omg I’m so sorry about that!! I hope your friend is ok 💕

[@commandercat10]

LowDefinition eh piss off they are just saying saber makes em happy(I am not good at jokes)

[@Aki_Tsune_]

The first time you showed the pumpkin do the pose I was thinking “This would fit so well with JoJo...” ...and then the second time you actually did it. I was so happy, you even added the sound effects. I wonder how hard it’d be to add a Stand for it too... Also, near the end... “I could feel my eyes rolling into the back my head, as my brain was being numbed over, and my thoughts...” Out of context, that’s...going to be fun to use.

[@crispiecord]

Stand User: The Dancing Pumpkin Stand Name: [Monster Mash]

[@codygaming5930]

"The dancing pumpkin!!! He wants to get you inside of him!!!" I'm dying

[@Brutaltronics]

This man is not a furry He's into anthropomorphic vegetables. It's a whole new genre

[@punypluto]

He’s not a furry,he’s a veggie

[@bellad0nna145]

😳

[@bellad0nna145]

saber veggiesona revela when?

[@mukamihoyo]

@@punypluto that actually fits

[@Mantisecta]

This comment. This one right here. Wonderful.

[@IAmMoonAstraea]

This movie looks like it's made by the same people that made *Spookley: The Square Pumpkin*

[@Santoryu90]

I remember that it was definitely better than this

[@hi-fe6ol]

DO NOT talk trash about Spookley. THAT MOVIE WAS A BANGER. I watched it in my old catholic school and it was a ascended from the heavens. Dont throw shade at Spookley

[@genericname2747]

HAHA SPOOKLEYS A FREAK OF NATURE.

[@hi-fe6ol]

Generic Name SHUT UP NOW. I WILL CRY

[@Xetheon]

Spookly is ok, but for the sequel, (yes there was one.) They made a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. why, it's about halloween.

[@danielherrera6416]

"There is a kid in here, lets train him to be a warlock" I see this as an absolute victory

[@soulofflame9999]

Depends on if it's slavery or not

[@airyevermore1030]

Me: *Dresses up as monster* Pumpkin:*Bites me* Me: *screams!* What the hell?!!!

[@LendriMujina]

Frankly, all I can think of seeing this character is... “Hey. Hey Apple.”

[@sdb3573]

And so the meme lives on

[@elijahlawson7013]

Knife

[@W0lfenstrike]

*WHAT!??*

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

Electric chair

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@W0lfenstrike

[@landonstrong9686]

Saber: relieved to not be able to find the 2000 version me: thinking about how to get my copy back from my friend so that we can get another vid.

[@noscheisse2455]

Ok, you NEED to do this. XD

[@anikmonette2140]

It's evil but I'm too curious!

[@zixea3318]

Omg do it

[@rabbit0664]

Yes, yes,

[@CodeWeaver]

WHEN WILL SABER STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THIS Also, yes, yes you must do this.

[@dumptruck3591]

Therapist: There is no Micheal Jackson pumpkin. He's not real. Micheal Jackson pumpkin:

[@IsleofJaya]

SHAMONE BOO!!!

[@FilmmakeroftheFuture]

MJ Pumpkin: Noooo! That’s ignorant! Pumpkin 🎃

[@candy5099]

wacko jacko.... lantern

[@just_another_internet_man755]

HEE HEE

[@TheeOnlyNina]

HALLOWEE-HEEN

[@GGtheHERO]

Hello, I have seen the original 2000 movie and I wished to inform y'all: ★ The witch originally wanted to marry the boy because she fell in love with him ★ Originally there were four kids in the story, the remake removed both of the non-white kids ★ There was a very short music track to represent the main pumpkin and it played EVERYWHERE on the main menu, in the main credits, during the dance scenes, during some action scenes, and the credits ★ Movie claims to have like an hour and a half of content but the movie itself is like 45 minutes and the rest of it is old '30s black-and-white cartoon shorts that were Halloween themed including CASPAR THE FRIENDLY GHOST

[@miunya]

God i wish he did find it

[@heavenly2k]

I saw the original too, I remember barely anything. A fever dream indeed. I'm 23 now and definitely saw it over 15 years ago

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... THE WITCH WANTED WHAT?

[@ana_bausa]

This movie seems like that bizarre, long dream you woke up not remembering a single thing

[@stonefree7973]

Saber's Bizarre Dream

[@Lemuel928]

Did you say..BIZARRE!?!

[@ana_bausa]

@@Lemuel928 y e s, y e s, y e s, y e s, *Y E S* !!!!

[@U.R.coolkid]

All you remember is F E A R

[@minedantaken1684]

When you played the pillar men theme, I was so ready for the pumpkin to become SWOLE! Kinda surprised it didn't

[@yeetmeister8927]

I posted that! I made that joke when he made the post announcing this video!

[@memepopereal]

no more Pillar men instead PUMPKIN MEN

[@ericchew5325]

Summary: The great pumpkin teams up with two random children and Sans and Papyrus to kill Green Goblin using the kids’ red stone of Ajas.

[@dovahchicken935]

It was 3 kids in the original movie... But the removed the black kid

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@dovahchicken935 As a black person, if this is true, I'm not even mad because that's a courtesy to not have them in this travesty, lol!

[@dovahchicken935]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley it is true, there was an Asian girl too, and I'm trying to legitimately send the original movie to saberspark

[@alexanderkeltz1596]

@@dovahchicken935 You Sadist, how thoughtful....

[@MelonHere20]

XD yes

[@sarahh_99]

Could you take a look at a movie called “A Monster in Paris” it’s a movie I remember from when I was a kid but I don’t know how well it holds up today

[@RedHatClub]

Oh yes the one about the giant flea and the guy with the straw jacket, ya that movie was... something, we keep it on our computer and watch it just to fall asleep.

[@SeraliaAerials]

Dude, I loved that movie. It’s definitely weird but I love the world building and the plot of it.

[@fernandosegovia8806]

Still an spectacular movie.

[@mareeeedensos6348]

That film again?

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Didn’t the singer girl fall in love with the mutant flea or am I remembering it wrong?

[@shellknight1323]

Of all the Halloween movies I didn't expect to see Sonic the Pumpkin Pumpkin: *"Gotta go Fast"*

[@efrainsantiago4787]

"Why is this Pumpkin running as fast as Sonic?!", I asked myself at that moment what am I doing with my life.

[@Corvus__]

Watch out for Dr.Goblin! ...I'll see myself to the exit...

[@astrelvasius9881]

Don’t you mean “GOURDA go fast”?...I’ll be leaving now.

[@meladovegames]

Sonkin the gourhog, "gotta go dance!"?

[@pseudoregalia]

"Caroline and the Magic Potion" Is... is this a Coraline rip-off?

[@Coolfurbycool]

Whatever it is I want a video on it

[@karateparty100]

Unfortunately, yes. Now the rip-off people are going after smaller companies like Laika

[@lavenderly_]

Yup

[@justine09k]

My sister has the movie she likes it I hate it we lost it and I didn't do anything to it so idk what happened

[@miaandmichelle2485]

I actually watched Caroline and thought that was Coraline when I was little.

[@JustinY.]

You know what else is Spoopy? Every human being on planet earth has a skeleton inside them.

[@doodlezk2832]

YOU AGAIN!?

[@Rekter]

You know what’s _really_ spoopy? You being everywhere.

[@vadimmorozov]

well well well, look who's here

[@evil_icicle]

We are all spooky bois with a meat and skin suit

[@deathlydamien]

you again???

[@sky-noodles]

“Enough about real life, that stuff sucks.” Saber 2020

[@sammi_kabammie]

"The dancing pumpkin-he wants to get you inside of him!" Saber, you don't realize what you've said, do you? *terrifying fanfiction from the darkest corners of the internet emerges*

[@derekstronf1837]

The floodgates have been opened!!!

[@MAR_abisal]

*V O R E*

[@mileven3ggo3njoyer]

Deviantart: "Excellent. New material..."

[@liviwaslost]

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[@twyx6928]

These pumpkins basically enter the Speedforce. PS.: This is 'Oblivion Character Creation Screen: The Movie'

[@guifdcanalli]

Movie name: The dancing pumpkin Movie plot: A complex war between the pumpkin dictatorship and the revolutionary monsters, this last one fighting for freedom against human supremacy over the world End of the movie: The pumpkins won through skeletons changing sides, several monster leaders dead And yet no dancing plot Damn

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Diabolical.

[@koalasandwich567]

I'm surprised those pumpkins haven't been turned into memes since the pumpkins running could easily be captioned as Mods when someone posts NSFW in general. Or something along the lines of you're being visited by the child predator pumpkin.

[@gabimurray5955]

Dancing pumpkin **exists** Saber: "no! I dont want that."

[@PixelBoye6546]

I just understood the reference 😂

[@phantolmao]

@@PixelBoye6546 same

[@swedishhousemfia]

deeeaaaadd xD

[@thekingoffailure9967]

Give me the H A M B U R G E R

[@gabimurray5955]

Anyone who didn't play pumpkin world at their school went to the wrong school

[@patentedorganism1557]

They had the technology. But they didn’t rebuild him.

[@parker-boy98]

They kind of did, but they did it bad.

[@Nightweaver1]

@@parker-boy98 While on drugs. All of the drugs.

[@frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl Stop spamming dude

[@FlayedFather]

The moment you said “Thunderbellies” my suppressed memories of this movie came back

[@dovahchicken935]

I watched the original....

[@TsengFayt]

0:46 We just gonna ignore the fact that the "and the Ogre's Plot" font is straight up the Harry Potter font?

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Is that copyrighted?

[@Ben-yz7sx]

​@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599not at the time

[@evans.7501]

If that pumkin did the Harlem Shake, we all would’ve died inside.

[@cradiculous]

At least it didn't floss

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear lxn

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@@AxxLAfriku GKYS.

[@amandastill5124]

@@AxxLAfriku STOP

[@anikmonette2140]

Stories like this should have small stakes: if we only see a village, its about a village, not the whole world! Also why not commit 100% with your skeletons characters? These bags of bones have eyes, but no other organs! I know why but... Still, some others kids movies have rotten corpses exchanging one eyeball for 6 empty eye sockets, so what are you afraid of?

[@rabbit0664]

Good point. Last part reminds me of the Fates from Hercules.

[@forever.terrified]

...Percy Jackson..?

[@FrozenPhilosopher]

Saberspark: "A talking snake, called Ponce De Leon." Me: "PONCE! Yer back!"

[@ooxRAINB0WDASHxoo]

Litter kills...literally

[@acidberry3630]

They're Ponce's pants!

[@juliusmaxwell3357]

Back as a genie

[@idiotsavant2343]

PONCES PANTS

[@saftabi1511]

PONCE'S ER PANTTTTTTTTTS.

[@zachkrake7169]

This story is like the most convoluted way to explain the purpose of a Jack O'Lantern, to ward off monsters with light and hollowed out vegetables

[@perciusmandate]

So, the skeletons are shorter than the children and their skulls are much smaller than the children's heads. Which means we have two scenarios here. One: The skeletons were little people with tiny heads. Or Two: These children are HUGE and have GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN HEADS! I'll let you decide which is more disturbing.

[@cintronproductions9430]

OMG, why? 😱

[@mmrw]

I choose both

[@dinglepringle902]

Option 3, the skeletons are dead kids

[@commandercat10]

The skeletons are dead babies

[@dovahchicken935]

What's more disturbing is that in the original, the ogre dies gruesomely as plants grow out of his eyes nose mouth and body, the witch was a pedo and for some reason the remake removed the black kid

[@Fishy77777]

No one: Vivziepop: *review this movie and suffer with me*

[@dovahchicken935]

Yeah, but she didn't see the original like I did.... Help me

[@karateparty100]

@@dovahchicken935 I am suddenly curious to know more about the original

[@isenokami7810]

I love you Vivzie...but why!? Why this!?

[@mostlywholesome]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl why the endless summer spam

[@thebasketballplayerwhoplay7469]

Pumpkins bite the monsters "MARKIPLIER" Was that the bite of 87

[@citrineshark9240]

I can hear it I-

[@Adam-cq2yo]

The witch offers to teach the kid magic, and the kid responds by murdering the witch and never thinking about her again. The kid's a cold killer.

[@morshugoodman7289]

What's funny is that I remember watching this movie on Amazon Prime exactly two years ago during Halloween with my sister and we both thought that it was the worst, lowest budget Halloween movie out there. I remember that we turned down the volume on the tv and made up our own script that we would say aloud, and in all honesty it was more entertaining than watching the actual movie itself.

[@XwX1001]

That sounds like the best thing ever.

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

Omg that sounds fun

[@blinky6254]

The movie looks like it was made by the same animators who made those 'Johnny Johnny, Yes Papa' videos

[@artomaton776]

It would have been cooler if when you carve a jack-o-lantern, they come alive to ward off the monsters and protect the home, thus adding something that could be lore for real life pumpkins. And maybe, the scary designs caved into the pumpkin serve to scare off the monsters or something idk

[@torytellstales]

I think a better(and possibly cooler) design wouldve been if the Dancing Pumpkin himself looked like a traditional carved Jack O Lantern whose hollowed out mouth moves along with blinking eyes similar to Jack Skellington but with a flame glowing inside and maybe utilize his dancing into fighting moves

[@artomaton776]

@@torytellstales Yeah, that ties in nicely with what I said too. It makes more sense than what they did in the actual movie…

[@soulofflame9999]

​@Tory Tells Tales Add the ability to use his soul of flame (heh see what I did there?)

[@weekendmom]

The faces on the pumpkins remind me of the California Raisins.

[@tmck4138]

3:33 “Oh what’s your favorite Jojo stand?” “My favorite jojo stand is the dancing pumpkin from part 10”

[@giovannie5694]

Stand ability To past through the speed of light

[@juliancasalez6447]

Stand Master: The Dancing Pumpkin Stand: 『The Pumpkin Song』

[@matrixodlum4969]

sabre: the snake is named ponce de leon me: HE LEFT ME THESE PANTS..... THEYRE PONCES PANTS

[@milli5968]

PONCE.. YER BACK

[@xs2196]

Vasilija Bera i missed ya buddy 😿

[@mzlpsluva]

You're a genie!

[@MathematicalVoid]

He was a regular character.

[@Burentsu]

"It's the Dancing Pumpkin Charlie Brown!" Charlie Brown: "AAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

[@datbird12]

Someone pays to see this movie in theaters: i was robbed! What a fool i was...

[@ellybean7354]

There was one review for this movie on amazon that called it "loathesome" and now I can't stop laughing.

[@soltandvinegar]

His name: The Dancing Pumpkin The Dancing Pumpkin: dances twice

[@dovahchicken935]

In the original he bites the goblin who looks like a goulish zombie and starts fucking dancing and backfliping with a theme song on a tree stump

[@ashtongiertz8728]

5:05 to be fair, Jack O Lanterns ARE traditionally meant to protect your house from evil spirits.

[@roseserpenthelm7448]

You know, a film about Jack-O-Lanterns fighting against the forces of evil on halloween would actually be a interesting idea. Once a year they are created, and once a year all hell breaks loose. Maybe even have the dancing pumpkin be conflicted- he doesn't want to fight monsters and witches, he just wants to dance while he's alive for his short time on earth! Maybe his dancing skills come in useful for the battle against the final boss, somehow. I dunno, I'm the kind who mentally rewrites bad movies to see if I could make a halfway decent flick. Every story has potential, you know?

[@ghostplayingpoker]

Saber: "The pumpkins fight monsters." Me: Man, Undertale would have been a lot weirder with these things. Saber: "They meet Sans and Papyrus..." Me: HOLY CRAP, I WAS KIDDING!

[@wilmagregg3131]

that sounds horrifyin sans wrecks you enough as a short skeleton as a TINY skeleton hed be basically impossible to hit

[@brawler5760]

1:01: She’s become one with her creations for recommending this damn film to him.

[@pgbrown12084]

Saber: This pumpkin wants you to get inside him. Me: No Grindr joke?

[@puma_caca_shoes9933]

Shows the beast from the movie 9 and saids "the ugly" me: hey I like 9

[@thedonpurplemanradiohour2508]

Me too, wonder why he doesn’t like it

[@wren8795]

that movie is pure gold, i think what he meant by ugly was the gritty setting, dark story, and characters that are in a post apocalyptic world with makeshift killer robots with some parts subsituted with bone.

[@gothnerd887]

Well I've never seen a pretty apocalypse

[@stringisacrow5959]

Yes but skeleton robots tend to not look nice

[@gallibon1319]

I really hope he wasn't implying 9 sucked. I really liked that movie.

[@BugsyFoga]

I can't believe the creator of Hazbin Hotel would torture Saber like this by mentioning this film's existence .

[@tacoman1217]

Harbin

[@ntc1000]

Harbin

[@thecheezyweebboy8835]

Harbin

[@greenfroppy212]

Harbin

[@lebaguette8420]

Harbin

[@imperialwatch4535]

3:30 Did you just make... a jojo reference..?

[@-desertpackrat]

When people say "Grinder" 49% of people: it's a dating app 30% of people: it's a sandwich 20% of people: it's for grinding... "herbs" Me: English is weird, yo.

[@thenumberquelve158]

My favourite poker player happens to be nicknamed The Grinder. Michael Mizrachi.

[@artsrandomstuff436]

What about that other 1% you left out?

[@anikmonette2140]

A sandwich? 😕

[@owner_mind]

No, it's the main menu theme from Red Alert 2.

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

It's for exp grinding

[@cptrevenant4088]

This actually sounds like something Vivienne would revel in torturing someone with

[@plantreview1242]

Goddamn it vivziepop!

[@dovahchicken935]

She's at least not the zodiac killer who would use the original movie, it's far worse

[@AllyOJustice]

Episode 3 of Hazbin is going to have Charlie getting people to repent their earthly sins on threat of being forced to watch the Dancing Pumpkin on loop if they don't.

[@aubreyweygant9167]

I'm personally offended he called the CGI in 9 ugly

[@qingwahseet900]

I actually low key liked that movie

[@fengroukan9148]

Same, its an offense to a movie with a lot of atmosphere, my opinion of course.

[@AGrotesqueMess]

I dont think he meant it in a bad way. He said the good, the bad and the ugly. The movie has a very dark tone and by ugly he could have meant that the movie shows the ugliness of war and with the world being completely dead, along with the robot designs being nightmare fuel. I also like 9 too don't worry.

[@GhazMazMSM]

The robots where horrifying.

[@XwX1001]

@@AGrotesqueMess Exactly! At least I HOPE that's what he was talking about...

[@LehySnek]

I AM VERY HUNGR GIVE ME THE BUTTER NO! I DONT WANT THAT!

[@saneperson2]

GIVE ME THE ORANGE JUICE

[@sugarm1860]

Alternate Title: “The Magic Treehouse: A Late Night on LSD”

[@axoofthelotls23]

I am convinced, this is now the new name. Saber has to change the name of this video now

[@joeysmith1077]

The reason the Dancing Pumpkin doesn't have a nose is because Lord Grinder had his way with him. The don't call him the grinder ogre for nothing.

[@zerolayne8245]

*It was time for Zero to leave, for she had seen everything.*

[@Blank-LLC]

@@zerolayne8245 inb4 dancing pumpkin r34

[@user-om9cf2tl8k]

noooo

[@Blank-LLC]

@@user-om9cf2tl8k if it exists...

[@bobbobbo5278]

HALT PLEASE FOE THE LOVE OF GODSMAMAKAKALAL

[@Emma-if9bf]

“Hahaha... I wanna die” *immediate ad break for suicide prevention service* You ok, Saberspark?

[@shanecason4620]

Same lol

[@droxyfennecdragon9267]

I got an add for hashbrowns-

[@deerkattdraws4958]

I got one for Reeses x3

[@LuckyLittleLoki]

I got a baby ad I am infirtile 👁👄👁

[@Kyvid]

I got the one for the Discover Card that starts off with “How about NO” haha

[@sergioperez3721]

3:29 The music and visuals are really suiting imo

[@SarahLaffey]

omg I literally just came to see if this video came out. And here it is! I am blessed by SaberSpark once again!

[@crossaholicluv8171]

🤣

[@Anonymous-73]

Saberspark: *talking about the movie* Me: wait, he’s friends with Vivziepop

[@datbird12]

Yea man he mad a vid on hazbin and vivsiepop said hippity hopppity ur friendship is now my property

[@cherryred603]

Always has been... *gunshot*

[@CesarinPillinGaming]

shame, I've heard some really bad stuff from viviziepop.

[@sarahstetzler5265]

I watched Hazbin Hotel just because Saber talked about it!

[@faitho.9564]

supertamal2000 she’s apologized for that stuff and a majority of it has been debunked

[@alicevalentine9352]

WAS THAT SCARY GODMOTHER that is my childhood right there

[@usmcdevildog3497]

Pretty much, it was always great seeing the Halloween episode/specials play out during the month

[@Mattriix]

Oh he's still gonna do a review of 8t, I'm guessing after Caroline

[@CoolerMike]

Does anyone else remembers "Spookley the Square Pumpkin" that movie was weird

[@judahosborne8868]

"Full size chocolate bar!" *does crazy chocolate bar gestures*

[@Zoshnell]

I came for a JoJo reference. I was left with a Pillar, Man.

[@IsleofJaya]

The Pumpkin King Jack Skellington: Whose trying to take my title?