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@Kid.foreve1.5 ай бұрын
OMG I LOVE U SO MUCH
@thatgameravery5 ай бұрын
I LOVE GRAMMARLY
@LoraZ_Cottage5 ай бұрын
HI KRISSSS
@QuiriusRamen5 ай бұрын
First!, ❤
@Kid.foreve1.5 ай бұрын
IM UNDER A MIN
@RIRI22_225 ай бұрын
“wth is wrong with people?” i’ve been asking the same question for years
@Iris-og8ln5 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@TheObsessedMushroom5 ай бұрын
True statement
@Claire-is-a-poet5 ай бұрын
@@universaltoonssubbed
@reidskelitennecromancer5 ай бұрын
Ditto
@Chloe047555 ай бұрын
@CJDook-YTKing whatever u say But just saying she gets more views, subs, and likes 💀
@Liffy_12105 ай бұрын
Kris “what do you do to de-stress” Me “ i don’t de-stress I just have panic attacks”
@Gen-ZBlondie5 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh sameee! Twinsies! 💅
@BiggestFly5 ай бұрын
I don't have panic attacks....... Yet
@Liffy_12105 ай бұрын
@@BiggestFly well good for you enjoy it while it lasts
@AHVENAN5 ай бұрын
You should get into metal, it is literally THE best outlet for any and all negative emotions in existance!
@Liffy_12105 ай бұрын
@@AHVENAN I’m 13
@omegadangerdoom5 ай бұрын
Thank you Kallmekris for actually READING THE WORDS to the tiktok. I hate reading react tiktoks and then having to rewind to actually SEE the tiktok. Friggin time saver man.
@carpenterwilliam82375 ай бұрын
“Pecan pie- pecan pie pecan pie” That really got me,I love that she always adds a comment to make others day and it does
@moonshadowanimations10345 ай бұрын
My current stress reliever is Paleo Pines, just a cute videogame where you run a farm with chibi dinosaurs helping you out. I have an ankylosaurus named Meringue because he looks like a baked alaska
@petrastedman6695 ай бұрын
This sounds adorable. I'm gonna check it out. Thank you.
@claudiarose50885 ай бұрын
That sounds like such a great game!! I'll check it out. I highly recommend (if you're into cosy games) Wylde Flowers - it's a cute witchy farm simulator.
@infamouswickedjokestar5 ай бұрын
Tbh another game would be Badland. It does have that chill, pacifying background in-game sound that seems so soothing & relaxing
@courtneymarti81995 ай бұрын
Now I wanna see a picture of Meringue the Baked Alaska Ankylosaurus!
@Miss.C925 ай бұрын
6:46 her reaction was brilliant! Almost spit out my coffee 😂
@Theythemin5 ай бұрын
"If you dont want to do something don't do it right" Kris teaching us weaponized incompetence
@Daizyandtulipz5 ай бұрын
REAL kris is the knew teacher
@simon-5155 ай бұрын
Yes, but if we don't claim incompetence for something everything will be our job. Who has time to do it all?
@Genesis_spammmss5 ай бұрын
12:00 “Go to jail” “Go- look how you’re holding that knife” She was holding like a two year old tho😂💀
@Queenp8985 ай бұрын
I already know you got so happy when the time said 12:00
@andrewmartinez025 ай бұрын
I want Jay to edit literally everything. His work is impeccable.
@honeybunches-xo9hs5 ай бұрын
“lighting a forest on fire? not cute.” i WISH ppl had the common sense that kris has 😔
@Wurmples_lov5 ай бұрын
😔
@chleorrrrnorrrrr29155 ай бұрын
Common sense is definitely not too common with some of these folks 🥴🥲😭
@amaemae695 ай бұрын
Man...the being sad for no reason is SUCH A REAL thing 😂 I just had a wave of depression yesterday and when I walked in the door my husband immediately knew I was off and asked me what was wrong and when I told him I just felt sad and he asked why.. my reply was " idunno." And I SWEAR this man didn't believe me 😂😂 GUYS! We get sad for NO REASON sometimes 😂 we are emotional creatures 😂❤
@2maniac15 ай бұрын
"we"
@Kam-f5j5 ай бұрын
I watch you when I cry because it makes me feel loved
@AmyBluesoul5 ай бұрын
I remember an article around and decade or whatever ago about how a high percentage of men in a relationship will say they do a chore poorly so their SO doesn't ask them to do it again.
@CleoHarperReturns5 ай бұрын
Shhh! We love our little Pickme.😉Beautiful beast that she is.
@cryingwbu5 ай бұрын
i believe this is called weaponized incompetence
@rbmac1105 ай бұрын
4:35 fun fact: in a controlled environment, rhinos can actually be really freaking sweet, like gisnt puppies. Some of them even like belly rubs. I'm too poor to afford this right now, but there is a wildlife sanctuary in my state that has all kinds of experiences, including an overnight stay in a rhino pasture. I used to go to camp there, and my interactions with the rhinos were always fun. Plus, the counselors and tour guides always describe them as being like giant puppies. HOWEVER They also have incredibly poor eyesight. So if you encounter one in the wild, you should do your best not to spook it, otherwise it will very likely charge you. Because they don't see very well, they prefer to charge first and ask questions never.
@kenbrown28085 ай бұрын
*armored war unicorns
@dragonfliesnh42045 ай бұрын
Oh, I have to remember that, "Ask questions never"! That is awesome!
@rbmac1105 ай бұрын
@@dragonfliesnh4204 I can't remember where I've heard it before, but I can't take credit for it 😅
@Greenghoul_955 ай бұрын
@1:50 - 2:17 is me and i even dated a guy for five years that would take my depression as an insult to himself. Its good to have a partner that understands you.
@panagiotispappas10015 ай бұрын
My question every single freaking day
@Liffy_12105 ай бұрын
What
@Liffy_12105 ай бұрын
You literally only have like 58 subscribers
@wade1968405 ай бұрын
It's funny till you start speaking like a Texan lol
@Liffy_12105 ай бұрын
@@Solènelamigonnelicorne I don’t speak your language
@nilderyatatli57715 ай бұрын
@@Solènelamigonnelicorneoui vraiment il a juste besoin de fermer sa gueule😂
@cjpietropinto92935 ай бұрын
Fyi, that whole "if you dont want to do something, do it badly"...can backfire. My now husband, back when we were dating did this with dishes and cooking. Dishes, i stood by and dried as he washed. Handing back ever piece that wasnt to my standards. He now does dishes, perfectly, every night. I let him find out on his own what happens to pizza, when you pile all the stuff in the middle. I even asked him, before i put it in the oven "thats what pizza looks like to you?" He said yes. So i baked it 😂 He learned a valuable lesson that day (i knew i could save it, but i needed him to learn for himself). Im gen x, fafo is real 😂
@leebliss36223 ай бұрын
It’s so ridiculous that so many men need re parenting this is just not okay and is a huge reason I had no issue with splitting from an ex I had ages ago, he was afraid of salad and filling out forms
@melanieskimmerhorn83463 ай бұрын
The first one got me too. I stopped caring what people think and sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
@Lo-nk7jl5 ай бұрын
thing to know. if you have ADHD it’s more likely for you to have astigmatism and eye problems and it’s also reported that people that have adhd also reported to have some people having light sensitivity
@TheSpiderInUrWalls5 ай бұрын
New fact learned, stored in my alphabet soup of a brain, thanks
@Stay_Kira5 ай бұрын
Brooooo, I thought I was just blind 💀
@Roro_rowyouboat5 ай бұрын
Wow I thought I’m going blind 💀 thanks for the info
@infamouswickedjokestar5 ай бұрын
"Wooooow" thanks for that. Just learned something new today at 2:55 am as I was typing this comment
@forthewinberly5 ай бұрын
Also commonly cooccurring conditions include joint hypermobility and autism, both of which can contribute to astigmatism and light sensitivity respectively.
@manjukumarks5 ай бұрын
The way Kris highlights the absurdity with her spot-on humor is just perfect.
@LizMacInnisDrover5 ай бұрын
"I'm just sad." truer words have never been spoken
@Clockwork_z5 ай бұрын
I love your true crime stories! I watched all of them!
@StayGold.Taylor5 ай бұрын
“If you don't want to do something don't do it right.” Is just 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@davideverett18635 ай бұрын
Yeah when I was a kid if we did it wrong my mom insisted we needed more practice
@archerash75674 ай бұрын
@@davideverett1863 Dude, same
@lelacintron35403 ай бұрын
She cracks me the hell up 😂 I'm a 50 yr old mom of 4 and she's so accurate lol
@leebliss36223 ай бұрын
Weaponised incompetence
@GodlovesMe-xy4rn5 ай бұрын
Like if you think Kris is beautiful *cause she really is *
@urfavbellarose5 ай бұрын
she is but ur a like beggar 🤷♀️
@harmonydaphoenix8815 ай бұрын
She's even more beautiful because of her personality and morals
@infamouswickedjokestar5 ай бұрын
Her form of expressions & sensitivity makes her the greatest auntie ever
@urfavbellarose5 ай бұрын
@@GodlovesMe-xy4rn she's gorgeous but ur kinda a like beggar 🫤
@RIRI22_225 ай бұрын
she has the best personality ever! i love her sm💕💕🫶
@lexamayy015 ай бұрын
Under 15 minutes👇🏻 “What the hell is wrong with people?” Same question I’ve been asking for years
@RIRI22_225 ай бұрын
💀 bro copied my comment
@Lotus_therian5 ай бұрын
Copied
@Leafu_cloverstar5 ай бұрын
Copied lol
@RIRI22_225 ай бұрын
@@Leafu_cloverstar yea, from me 😭
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose5 ай бұрын
😭 who’s on first?
@KatXLulu5 ай бұрын
“Wth is wrong with people VIDEO” Me:FINALLY I NEED TO KNOW
@Hoosier.daddy.5 ай бұрын
My favourite way to destress is to fully immerse myself into a tv series to the point where Dean Winchester will invade my dreams. And the invasion is welcomed with open arms babyyyyy
@RoxanneXJeff5 ай бұрын
Kris always gives us a compliment, let’s give her one! Kris, you are one of the most amazing KZbinrs I have seen, you make me smile ever time I watch your videos and always give me a good laugh. Keep doing what you do and I want you to know that you are amazing! Hopes this makes you smile like how you always make me smile. (I’m not the best at compliments so I tried lol)
@emilyblom11535 ай бұрын
It was a god compliment! And i agree
@2gangsta4tv365 ай бұрын
Ok your self is not a good guy. Let let's know that I will let you know about the Bible study and I will be there for you
@Java19705 ай бұрын
I agree with OP 100% You are not good at compliments.
@Spiderman_lover12345 ай бұрын
It's been a heck of while since ice watched kallmekris,well I'm loving the new hairstyle u rlly rocking it❤😄
@J2s55 ай бұрын
When she said "i have not seen you in a while" in the intro i can relate to that perfectly, i've been at camp for a week, i just got back
@connorcaldwell5885 ай бұрын
“What the hell is wrong with people?” I stopped asking that question ages ago!! I like to keep my sanity as it is and distract myself with high quality movies, tv shows, and etc.
@m1nty_x0x335 ай бұрын
4:52 I literally started making puking noises and said no while looking away from the video (like not embarrassed ‘omg he’s hot’ look away more so ‘you’re a cancer to the eyes’ look away)
@Lobsneaks5 ай бұрын
My man needed to lay off the FaceTune. Uncanny valley.
@CJ_Carpenter5 ай бұрын
I'm excited for the movie Kris, you're very creative and fun, it's gonna be great.
@theoneandonly41445 ай бұрын
The fact as soon as I started watching this a smile literally went on my face and I didn't even notice just shows how amazing kris is ❤😂
@lol_luna2395 ай бұрын
Ty Kris my grandma died yesterday and I'm still crying and sad. Thank you so much ❤❤❤
@Peisailinggirl5 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss 😢
@cindychristie43275 ай бұрын
So sorry for your loss.
@rey-louise5 ай бұрын
I´m sorry for your loss, i lost my grandma a few months ago, it really affected my life. You got this she is so proud of you
@nilderyatatli57715 ай бұрын
So sorry for your loss😢😢
@miaxo22255 ай бұрын
rip i’m so sorry for your loss
@Riafornow5 ай бұрын
I hope Kris is protected forever so she can keep giving me confidence
@petrastedman6695 ай бұрын
I volunteer to be part of the human shield wall to protect her. And Dick van Dyke.
@infamouswickedjokestar5 ай бұрын
"Yuhs!" 🤝
@ThisandThat525 ай бұрын
Omg I love her new hair!!
@TheGreeneSisters5 ай бұрын
That accent was so comforting for some reason. Thank you ❤❤
@TheOneAndOnly-4445 ай бұрын
Kris’s hair is such a VIBE🔥🔥🔥
@MoldyWormStudios5 ай бұрын
5:28 I find building Lego very calming, I just come home from work and build for a few hours with some music in the background, it really helps me unwind
@Redbargan5 ай бұрын
I ask that question all the time kris 😤
@SilverSeashell125 ай бұрын
Me too :)
@Redbargan5 ай бұрын
@CJDook-YTKing you comment the same comment on all her videos and have 1 subscriber, you also joined yesterday please be realistic
@Tianastreasuretrove5 ай бұрын
@CJDook-YTKinglol
@infamouswickedjokestar5 ай бұрын
Ngl we all do every once in a while
@infamouswickedjokestar5 ай бұрын
Totally a highlight question of the weekend
@armandomartinez35245 ай бұрын
"What the hell is wrong with people" *EVERYTHING, KRIS. EVERYTHING*
@klaustrophobic36435 ай бұрын
Exactly
@leaf61425 ай бұрын
i cannot handle my excitement anymore kris, when are we getting that movie (i know its gonna be my new favorite and im going to watch it a million times)♥♥♥
@jeweliahaiello57345 ай бұрын
your really my comfort person honestly your intros always make me smile i love you so so so much
@vivikiwi5 ай бұрын
Damm Kris's acting is actually really impressive 🙌
@Tianastreasuretrove5 ай бұрын
I was actually thinking the same.
@Java19705 ай бұрын
Seriously? You were impressed by that?
@1only-PENNY-tromboneist5 ай бұрын
2:06 ✨I'm just sad!✨ Me all the time for literally no reason
@J2s55 ай бұрын
11:55 Kris in her kidnapping era
@lenmarinaccio32625 ай бұрын
Me too honestly
@TheScienceKid5 ай бұрын
Omggg yesss😂😂😂😂
@Evz.25 ай бұрын
Kris you make my day when I watch your vids! Ty fro being there and smiling with ur daily compliments ❤
@cmcron5 ай бұрын
8:47 The golden retriever smells his human that's why he's confused otherwise if it was an actual stranger he would have probably been losing his shit
@Steangerthingsgang5 ай бұрын
That title it so real Edit tysm I’ve never had this many likes
@karolinbrigittakotkasets17765 ай бұрын
it is
@noah9505 ай бұрын
Fr 😂
@AmeliaCastro-Marcia5 ай бұрын
@CJDook-YTKing bruv you literally joined 2 days ago😭🙏bffr
@AutumnCheese-hu7bo5 ай бұрын
@@AmeliaCastro-Marciafr
@Steangerthingsgang5 ай бұрын
@CJDook-YTKing and no one asked for you to reply shut up
@aishanicole015 ай бұрын
I love this hair on you kris, it suits you so much !! You pull off every colour and style you've done 💜💜
@HannahBroadwayStar5 ай бұрын
I am ENVIOUS of ur hair like please im gonna steal it it’s so cute
@Lilly-kr4xs5 ай бұрын
lol fr
@Gen-ZBlondie5 ай бұрын
FR LIKE ITS SO PERFECT! ILL GIVE UP MY DAMAGED, GREASY, SPLIT ENDED, FRIZZY HAIR ANY DAY!
@star_019265 ай бұрын
She’s wearing extensions
@Gen-ZBlondie5 ай бұрын
@@star_01926 and? She rocks them
@star_019265 ай бұрын
@@Gen-ZBlondie yeah she does I was just mentioning that she wears them-
@MentallyIllRobot5 ай бұрын
Everytime I see that Kris posted I internally scream in joy, watch it, and end up watching like 50 more of her videos
@LunaDanielle65 ай бұрын
The eye contact one. nope cause the amount of uncomfortable...ness I feel is immeasurable
@AnimeFreak94155 ай бұрын
Same I am sad for absolutely no reason. I get to a point that I just want to cry no clue why. They say men don't understand us shit we don't understand ourselves.
@LtJackboot5 ай бұрын
11:40 Agreed. No reason to jump off a perfectly functioning cliff.
@ThatCatLover5045 ай бұрын
I always do chores but i don’t really hate it, but i don’t like it either. I’m also “not good at every thing” but my mom just teaches me how to do it correctly😂😅she’s a queen really😂 Btw in my free time i crochet to reduce stress 🧶🧣😊
@Ghostify-Everything5 ай бұрын
omg kris gonna make me blush frfr☺ 0:04
@Sakanamoto5 ай бұрын
That is adorable about you putting on the sock puppet show🩷 I bet that was fun for the kid and a relief for the parents!
@donnarobinson64055 ай бұрын
You da best Kris, and now we get double bubble of you with 2 channels. Thank you for still taking the time to keep us all entertained. Love and hugs little lady. ❤️💐
@Randoperson1235 ай бұрын
A lot, a lot is wrong with people.
@Im-bi-myself-8245 ай бұрын
"What the hell is wrong with people?" I question that every second Kris.
@leebliss36223 ай бұрын
You can move the toads before mowing by raking the yard first, or by biking through it to scare them off into the trees, or even just by walking around through it a bit maybe
@Loveable_Katt5 ай бұрын
8:57 speaking of golden retrevers, my grandpa has a blind golden retrever and her name is kiki! she is so sweet.
@geekygrl105 ай бұрын
11:07 I do this, because ✨OCD✨
@BoysLoveUnrated5 ай бұрын
I love the way cats react to their owners putting on cat filters, those videos are hilarious and some cats seem way smarter than people generally think, checking the screen, turning to the human and checking the screen again to make sure 😮 I'd love to see Kris react to those 😊
@ColleenSMcDonough5 ай бұрын
Aunty Kris: "What do you do to destress?" Me: watch you???
@LunaBleu13045 ай бұрын
14:45.... And the Oscar goes to....
@KATELYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN5 ай бұрын
I love Kris’s hair it’s so pretty
@Lacey_Giuliani5 ай бұрын
You know it’s going to be a good day when Sam and Colby AND Kris post in the same day
@RIRI22_225 ай бұрын
frrr thooo
@AreeyaDavison5 ай бұрын
So trueee
@Dummyheadblondeperson5 ай бұрын
Literally just came here from snc video 😭
@Aby_uhmhello5 ай бұрын
No cuz fr recently people have been acting really odd 😭😭
@mad_mela5 ай бұрын
Don't do it right and you get to do it twice. Obviously practice is needed. This way the lesson is doing it right the first time is the fastest easiest way.
@W0wi3e5 ай бұрын
“Why are you watching kmk again??” Yes
@BrynleyWarnimont-op5dq5 ай бұрын
These two as a couple just filled my heart with joy and laughter every time I see them together😊😂
@Angle_sunshine7145 ай бұрын
I LOVE YOUR HAIR ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!❤❤❤
@lisastenzel57135 ай бұрын
13:38 That is right. Lighter eyes, just like lighter skin, is more sensitive to the sun. The UV rays have less layers to go through. Cos less pigment. Most bad eye disease that can blind you over time... are 90% with blue eyed people. Not fun. And you can't really do much about it. But wear protection in the sun. I have glasses and I always think: next time you go for those that get darker, whenever the sun is brighter or you go from inside to outside. But your looks just change so drastically then. Even if I can't see that...feels weird 😅
@BeaTV-19895 ай бұрын
9:45 I was genuinely thinking that’s definitely adhd stuff
@StellaSapko5 ай бұрын
I know this is random but omg Kris your hair looks so pretty!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤
@ginnytrashcant5 ай бұрын
9:07 your dog literally knows you by your sent 😭 The poor pup knows it you
@F.eather5 ай бұрын
The title is me every single day for the past years. Especially when people at my school started talking about alpha sigma and skibidi toilet.
@Rach_luvs_Marie5 ай бұрын
Sorry for the people at your school
@infamouswickedjokestar5 ай бұрын
Nowadays it do be like that
@angelaabner76225 ай бұрын
Just wanted to say I absolutely love your hair! Gorgeous ❤
@muditahlawat5 ай бұрын
0:28 A Russian accent reaction video would be 🔥
@Hehehehehe__5 ай бұрын
It would be
@1_4M_S1LLYY5 ай бұрын
Yess!
@Just_Jenny855 ай бұрын
14:01 I live in Texas, and my Daughter wears glasses like that all the time 😂 she is only 18 but people do take her seriously 🤷🏼♀️ I think you should do it!
@MalenaPeterson5 ай бұрын
I totally love watching her videos, I'm guaranteed to laugh each time and I really like how she just randomly starts doing impressions and accents!
@lexiesikes70225 ай бұрын
1:57 the fact that she has the metric of how often it happens 💀 11 days feels so random lol
@Mia_Moon-ir9mo5 ай бұрын
2:12 this is me all the time 😅
@AllyEmenaker5 ай бұрын
Samee
@carliechristmas5 ай бұрын
Love the new hair Kris seriously its incredible you look like a model its really pretty and happy belated fourth of July hope you and oompaville and the dos had an epic one 😉🤗❤❤😍😍😍
@gracyn_offline5 ай бұрын
I don’t know what’s wrong with people. Some of them are just insane. Not kallmekris fans tho. We’re crazy in the best way.❤
@rheawolf34395 ай бұрын
I remember reading something that was like, "you feel randomly sad because you were assigned to mourn for a stranger that was alone."
@toyyatoy5 ай бұрын
That’s beautiful… I have to share that.
@EloiseOllett20 күн бұрын
Kris: If you don't want to do something, don't do it right Me: If you don't do it right I will make you redo it until it is done correct.
@erlendmorken-strm85235 ай бұрын
7:02 TRIGGER WARNING! KRISTINA PLEASE, I HAVE PTSD!!!
@Ada_kush5 ай бұрын
Love the compliments
@sallyjoan36145 ай бұрын
Congratulations you are OVER 11 Million subscribers YAY🥳🎉🎉
@JenniferWike5 ай бұрын
6:40 What happen to "Kris Reads Screens"? 😭
@roxanelvgsch4 ай бұрын
Yep!!!
@Passive06095 ай бұрын
10:05 Kris, we could in fact hear it. Barely
@Queenp8985 ай бұрын
They added the music in after cuz she sang the song after and it was a different one
@Passive06095 ай бұрын
@@Queenp898 ohhh okayyy. Thanks :)
@Libz_ISREAL5 ай бұрын
Nah that red ginger whatever wig absolutely suits her it shows her eyes ❤❤
@lisastenzel57135 ай бұрын
11:35 Sorry. I am not a pro... but that looked a hell of a risk to jump without running first. That shoot almost hit the rock and rock is not clouds...so it can make holes...so....?!
@theannaelizabeth5 ай бұрын
12:39 same we have so many toads
@PlastikCup5 ай бұрын
Kris your videos never fail to cheer me up when I'm having a bad day and my depression is hitting hard. Thanks for being here to make videos for us!