what the Slytherin common room is like 🐍

[@anjazecevic2308]

Ravenclaw’s in one of the tallest towers in hogwarts:📚✍🏻 Slytherin’s all the way near black lake and dungeons:🎶🎵🎶 Ravenclaw’s: “What the-

[@Pluviiophiile]

This is true

[@munchkinqueen7]

Ikr

[@vintakan]

@Kyla King same 💀

[@carlm429]

Wait- you can hear us from da DUNGEONS- Meh, what can I say, we do have the best voices ayeeee.💚🖤🐍 Ok maybe not-😑

[@vinisaacdelosantos7384]

Gryffindor:Shouting Slytherin:Oh the Gryffindors having fun...lets sing 1 min. later Slytherin:🎵🎶🎼💿🎹🎧 Ravenclaw:I can't concentrate Hufflepuff:Its 12:00 at midnight

[@cheesemaximoff]

I hear this all the way to the Gryfindor Common room 🙄

[@averypooler]

sorry!

[@ginnyweasley1313]

@Victoria Powell ok ok no in house competitions right now let's all be friends :)

[@pidgionspybread5425]

How do you think the Hufflepuffs feel. We're closer to them

[@Will-gf4sg]

Well at least we were having fun unlike u being boring and studying all the time 😒

[@Cameron_Maybank]

Sorry moine! We just like to have fun lol

[@Anita-dt4fg]

Me as a puff right next to the slytherins common room: I'm glad they're having fun :D

[@hoshisbubblez]

This makes perfect sense because i'm a Hufflepuff 🤣🤣

[@Xxmars.jupiterxX]

Hufflepuffs are da best 💛🖤🦡

[@leenamumin5732]

Hufflepuff squaddd💛✨

[@Anita-dt4fg]

@@Xxmars.jupiterxX us puffs are like the Canadians of the wizarding world

[@ginnyweasley1313]

@@Anita-dt4fg I think that is the best description ever

[@angel29086]

I heard ravenclaw heard us i think we need to tell draco to lay off the butterbeer 🤣🖤💚🐍

[@laurelhell0_1]

uhm yesh we heard it and the bookworms were trying to quietly read🙄

[@dd7301]

I heard, AND I WAS OUTSIDE! I was following a water sprite and I suddenly hear Draco screaming out the window!

[@cadenceallgood999]

And the fire whiskey

[@thelegrandtwins2259]

Yes I heard them , get Draco off of the BUtter BEER RIGHT NOW 🦅😂

[@sarahgass]

Yes I, Who is Ravenclaws Headgirl, was TRYING to read peacefully and listen to classical music, then I just randomly hear them acting like a bunch of phsycopaths! Can we not get a quiet moment here in Hogwarts? -__- not to mention, I would have written them up for it had they been in my house XD

[@kayleighmclain4978]

Me a Hufflepuff at 3am in the kitchen: what the-

[@sohawajid250]

Me a Ravenclaw with both of you: they're acting weird…Let's go back to our common rooms… Come on Kyla

[@clarasurh8594]

I mean we can’t really keep it down or else Draco’s father will hear about this. Sorry

[@samaravadi3]

Wait, i thought the weed was creating an auditory hallucination

[@raidenriot]

Me, a Slytherin : I’m so sorry about them-

[@DaGorls568]

Me also a hufflepuff: fast asleep with my food

[@thatgoblin1227]

So that is what I was hearing the other day

[@Will-gf4sg]

@Victoria Powell we did

[@Will-gf4sg]

@Victoria Powell I remember Draco singing and dancing very well it was hilarious 😂😂

[@Imw4tching_y0u]

Yea we did sry

[@Imw4tching_y0u]

@@Will-gf4sg that was the funniest thing about that night tho

[@Will-gf4sg]

@@Imw4tching_y0u yh

[@-Marvel_JC-]

I can imagine Pansy being told to guard the door as they do that

[@emmamihalaky8337]

She did and it was a big help.

[@zango3134]

Me, a ravenclaw: *I can’t want to see the horror on their faces when they realize someone took a moving picture of them wearing next to nothing because they were immature to do something like that at school*

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

Definitely was me because I want to show the whole school because I’m a prankster

[@eelthan]

@@maskeddragonfire8875 let me see it 👀

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

@@eelthan I was kidding 😂

[@eelthan]

@@maskeddragonfire8875 aww :( well okay

[@madiemadthebookworm]

What?!?

[@insomniacgutz9321]

As A Slytherin I Can Confirm This Is What We Are Like

[@herdahussain9694]

Yup

[@Anonymous-rs1ue]

dont tell the griffindors-

[@dsmp.101]

dont tell anyone our secret 💚🖤🐍

[@zaraahballard1971]

Yes 100%

[@layelrowe6906]

Absolutely

[@lycheethegamer]

Meanwhile me in a corner: DRACO PUT AWAY THE FIREWHISKEY!!!

[@emmamihalaky8337]

Ya, I-I am pretty sure I hide those... I hid the fire whiskey well. How did he find it again? I'm gonna talk to Pansy about installing a secret safe in the floor where I can hid all the firewhiskey in the 5 mile radius properly. Seriously Draco, Blaise, Theo, and Daphne need to stop getting drunk.

[@dracoluciusmalfoy8399]

NEVERAHHH! **chugs a bottle**

[@dracoluciusmalfoy8399]

@@emmamihalaky8337NO WE DON'T! WE AREN'T EVEN THAT DRUNK!

[@tomriddle3663]

@@emmamihalaky8337 Oi leave my brother alone-

[@AudreysMommy0624]

Um I may or may have not have gave Draco the firewhiskey-😅

[@-yuh-.]

Me: Loving this and keeps replaying Also me: wishing it was in one of the movies ;-; Anybody wish that too..? Or is it just me- I I I V

[@chuuyas_glovess]

Me toooo!

[@wxnged-fox]

Me to

[@besscarbon6835]

Omg this is like exactly what I was thinking

[@madiemadthebookworm]

Mind reader?

[@ciarasmith5958]

Yooooo same i would die

[@mnchld-ci4bo]

That’s exactly what it’s like in the slytherin common room- I would know bc I’m a slytherin

[@mnchld-ci4bo]

@Jocelyn King oh yeah I’m a slytherin! And uh sorry you heard all that 😅

[@shookedpikachuface7377]

Same

[@herdahussain9694]

Im a Slytherin too and yes we are stuck with some idiot

[@dragonsgamingcorner1645]

Me too!😂🤣

[@jeonginslostshoethatchantr6909]

but Snape never take any points from Slytherin

[@CaatsGoMoooo]

Snape is even more strict with the Slytherins, he just doesnt let the other houses see him taking points 😭😭😭

[@-madebyjulia8802]

@@CaatsGoMoooo yea it’s unfair we just wanna have some funnnnn >:/

[@moo3995]

-5 points for that comment 😒😤

[@herdahussain9694]

I just realize that-

[@lilymikaelson671]

Ur right

[@outergirlsound3267]

Ravenclaw's in Their common room trying to sleep like: bruh it's like 12 in the morning

[@jellyhana7534]

ya but i did go down there to party thought Mina's fan fic was getting too much ~~coming from a fellow ravenclaw

[@_LumpyPotato_191]

Sorry yall we need to tell them to stop drinking so much butterbeer

[@wandaswifey3660]

Honestly we are very really sorry for the other houses for our parties that we have every other night

[@rottinggrlll]

Apology accepted.

[@agereartist3763]

I don't mind but can I join I'm a Hufflepuff please 🥺

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

@@agereartist3763 yes we accept all hufflepuffs

[@eddie9420]

@@maskeddragonfire8875 YAY!! 😊

[@brookeee_78]

*cough* I'm not *cough* But fr I bet that would be so fun-

[@sweetysweet3181]

Oh That's why Snape was so bad in potion class. And looked so funny at draco.

[@hoshisbubblez]

*since I'm a Hufflepuff I'm the one to be blamed for it turning to a party because I'm going in with bottle of alcohol* what? I'm bringing the fun! 😃

[@hoshisbubblez]

@Natalia Mikaelson thank you! 😄

[@shookedpikachuface7377]

You mean butterbear 😏

[@hoshisbubblez]

@@shookedpikachuface7377 maaaaayyyyybe 🙃

[@agereartist3763]

I brought grape juice that I drink in a wine glass to establish dominance as a Hufflepuff

[@hoshisbubblez]

@@agereartist3763 YES.

[@hstaylor_]

Me as a hufflepuff walking by to get to my dorm: *peers over, hears, giggles*

[@agereartist3763]

Me a Hufflepuff standing next to you: *looks in, records on phone, and giggles*

[@hstaylor_]

@@agereartist3763 I’ll add something... *Peers over, Hears, Giggles, looks at you a sees you filming.*

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

*squints* WHAt yALL LOOKING aT?! Go home y’all yellow children.

[@hstaylor_]

@@maskeddragonfire8875 *rolls eyes, walks away*

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

@@hstaylor_ I got slime to dumb on y’all’s heads don’t tEsT mE

[@anteater9408]

Am I the only Slytherin who'd be studying my head off cuz I want a successful future?

[@thatgoblin1227]

No, I would be too

[@anteater9408]

@@thatgoblin1227 thank goodness! I thought it was just me. I guess people who think Slytherin is just an "edgy" house and nothing else are low key wannabe Slytherins, but belong to Gryffindor. But idk, just my opinion

[@elsie.g]

I mean I would try- but I was trying to push Draco (my twin) down the stairs 😌

[@thatgoblin1227]

@@elsie.g I would do the same but to Blaise

[@dracoluciusmalfoy8399]

@@elsie.g YOU'VE DONE THAT AT LEAST 20 TIMES AND IT HURTS EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[@dxnielle1308]

I love how Snape took points from Slytherin😂

[@bin1798]

Well, that explains all the noise I hear from my dorm room.

[@teresadownes2422]

Draco kept singing Irish songs it was funny LOL

[@bin1798]

@@teresadownes2422 so that explains the gibberish too- I really didn’t understand what was going on, thanks for explaining a bit sweetheart!

[@elsie.g]

If you hear any screams coming from Blaise or Theo. IGNORE IT!! I'm trying to push them down the stairs.

[@bin1798]

@@elsie.g okay, will do! Good luck with pushing them down the stairs!

[@emmamihalaky8337]

Pansy had to keep guard.

[@elsie.g]

Oh great...their at it *again* i swear if they do it again imma avada kadavra them-

[@xy-eq9fe]

You hate us cause you ain’t us 🙄💅

[@shookedpikachuface7377]

You just hate us course your a loser with no friends u

[@user-ci6yq1bi1c]

@@shookedpikachuface7377 now that gives me some slytherin vibes-🐍🖤

[@shookedpikachuface7377]

@@user-ci6yq1bi1c bc I am a slytherin 💚🐍 😏

[@herdahussain9694]

@Nat Mikaelson same

[@kxira_rose]

I’m a Slytherin and this is definitely what would happen to the common room 😂

[@stephh1308]

Hahahhaha...... still can’t believe we got caught

[@herdahussain9694]

Ikr

[@itss.g4by]

Yeah, that’s normal.👁👄👁 I’m that girl that is probably drunk dancing on The table not knowing my name..... and then my hogwarts friends just embarass me in front of EVERYONE.... and everyone thinks i’m weird or cool😎.... but I’m glad that you guys don’t mind😌❤️

[@user-us9kc6ii6o]

My bad- should’ve told them to stop but it was hilarious!

[@emmamihalaky8337]

@dristawastaken Take care of your brother and help me get him off the chandelier.

[@naishavenkat5406]

Why are crabbe and goyle dancing and singing to ‘Mary had a little lamb’? Who let them near the fire whiskey?

[@gabbyluck6135]

Me, a fellow Slytherin, sitting there with a video camera sipping my firewhiskey waiting for Blaze and Draco to inevitably start drunk stripping: ✨Blackmail tiiiiimmeee!!!!!!✨

[@emmamihalaky8337]

Ya I have to admit even I filmed the whole thing.

[@ace_up_the_sleeve]

His father will hear about this .🤣🤣🤣

[@MissSilver355]

Anyone gonna talk about the fact that snape said “is that draco on the table *AGAIN*” ?!? As a ravenclaw i am genuinely curious of what goes on in the slitherin dorms

[@ginnyweasley1313]

oh we are all curious what goes on in there lmao and yes he's up there a lot you'd be surprised

[@playlists_unknown8329]

@@ginnyweasley1313 oh well last time draco got in trouble for taking his shirt iff while dancing on the table ..and then he got us both in trouble cuz me and draco was making out on the table when my dad proffecer snape walked in

[@vixthevixen6763]

Me: *casting showy spells as a light show behind Draco as he's singing* Also Me: *throwing Draco's discarded clothing back at him* put your clothes back on Malfoy we don't need a repeat of the last party, your father still hasn't let me hear the end of it!

[@lunawolf292]

us girls in the Gryffindor common room be singing little mix songs a black pinks song roasting people.

[@chughes1761]

Yesssss

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

I’m not a Gryffindor but can I join you? 😂

[@lunawolf292]

@@maskeddragonfire8875 sure. the more the better

[@modestyrosier]

Dang I really love to see those bands instead of nekkid slytherin guys but I'm a slytherin

[@ripoffplaguedoctor]

Me a slytherin- I'm not even at hogwarts right now why is this accurate??? 🐍

[@Divyanshi__D]

I would literally kill to be in my house's common room right now omg🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theoverthinkingreader2850]

Me, a Ravenclaw reading and dancing slightly in my room😆

[@mochaberry0415]

Me: (doing what Im doing) (Astoria Greengrass peeks in the door) Astoria: *Professor make that 20 points, Rose is on the table now as well* Snape: I- she what-?

[@luminolspraybottle]

The Ravenclaws can hear it from our tower it makes midnight study sessions IMPOSSIBLE

[@rottinggrlll]

Ikr

[@laurapratt6360]

Where my Ravenclaw Crew at?

[@rosaflores1703]

I know right 😒

[@jellyhana7534]

@@laurapratt6360 right here ma'am/sir/whatever you use

[@tomdayas]

this is why i’m glad to be a slytherin

[@ellamcen]

If Snape asks how my cousin and a bunch of other Hufflepuffs got into the Slytherin common room, DO NOT tell him it was me or I will avada kerdavra you.

[@jellyhana7534]

don't worry I am a ravenclaw and also got into the slytherin common room i can just make something up that would save as

[@jesusfollower0]

i just sit down by the fire and chill

[@mizumochidonuts8194]

I'm in the Slytherin room, cornered .. and also holding back laughter

[@ethanbb8062]

Ahh once again another reason to be a proud slytherin ☺️

[@Kiki-zs8ph]

Sorry guys they've had too many butterbeers!!! I'll tell them to keep the voice down a bit (or probably yell at Draco to turn the music down)

[@simimangat7113]

Ravenclaws sleeping in one of the tallest towers of Hogwarts: I can hear malfoy goddamn voice from here

[@theo-potter]

As a Gryffindor who stays with 2 floors higher than Ravenclaws, I can confirm we heard the Slytherins as well

[@nerobero]

We all had a good laugh after this though xD didn't know we were being so loud

[@bella-ej7he]

BAHAHAH i can image this and just i- i’m dead ☠️

[@tomriddle3663]

Oh god. Have they had firewhiskey again? DRACO WE TOLD YOU NOT TOO!

[@tomriddle3663]

@Emmeline Bella Malfoy INDEED.

[@emmamihalaky8337]

I TRIED TO HIDE THE WHISKEY, HOW DID HE FIND THE WHISKY? IT WAS HIDDEN WELL.

[@tomriddle3663]

@@emmamihalaky8337 IK. BRO, CHILL.

[@tomriddle3663]

@@emmamihalaky8337 WAS IT IN THE MANORS HIDEOUT OR ROOM OF REQUIRMENTS?

[@dracoluciusmalfoy8399]

IT WAS BLAISE'S IDEA! ANYWAY WE WEREN'T EVEN THAT DRUNK!

[@sofiyasharova6072]

Me in the Gryffindor common room studying at 1 am : Okay, let’s go give them a logical explanation to stop , and if that doesn’t work*grabs sword of gryffindor* WE’LL BREAK THEIR ALCOHOL WITH STYLE

[@ace_up_the_sleeve]

Why ?😳🥺🥺🥺

[@lizagrodze9832]

And then there is me in the corner with my friend laughing at them whilst supposed to be doing an essay.

[@Busrasen0568]

When the troll in the escapes Dumbledor : EVERY ONE GO TO YOUR COMMONS ROOM Slytherin : uhhhhhhh how do we do that with out getting our ass beaten?

[@love.station]

When his hufflepuff

[@luauraa]

So this is where the slitherins hide Hello my dudes 🐍 💚

[@Hpinat]

Millie and Crabbe is duo I didn’t know I needed 💚🖤

[@Str1kesAtService]

me being the hufflepuff that was forced in the slythern common room: 👁👄👁 “this is normal-“

[@lymejia926]

Crap SLYTHERINS THEY KNOW WHAT WE DO-

[@Kiki-zs8ph]

Of course they doo..... Everyone was yelling on top of their lungs, glad we didn't get in trouble too much 😅

[@faithkiera3078]

Yes... Yes we do.

[@dracoluciusmalfoy8399]

CRAP CRAP UHM- THAT WASN'T ME IT WAS GOYLE. OR CRABBE. OR POTTAH. IT WASN'T ME.

[@carafeeley]

I’m literally dying rn- this is hilarious!

[@ART_KIDD]

ME A SLYTHERIN IN THERE JUST HOLDING THE DAMN SPEAKER: YEAH !

[@tsukishimakei2749]

Me gryffindor that snuck out on the quidditch pitch sees snape come by “oh shit here we go, this should be interesting”😂😂😏

[@yoshita7754]

As a slytherin I'm proud to say we have more fun than anyone!

[@jellyhana7534]

I agree sometimes pansy can be really fun when talking about ships and the ✨TEA✨ from the slytherin common room coming from a ravenclaw

[@xxxsophiexxx7678]

I love how snape says is he on the table again? 10 points off for showing off

[@pkwy_int.69]

Me, as a Slytherin, can confirm, we go through this on a daily basis. *It’s so fucking annoying*

[@bri.maybank]

As a Slytherin I would be on the table being 10x louder then all of them To much butterbeer I guess lmao

[@introvertedweeb4045]

me just sipping my tea in the slytherin common room

[@coolguy082]

This. This is why I’m a Slytherin and proud.

[@dabi5967]

Me: violently grabbing snacks while vibing THE HUFFLEPUFFS ARE COMING WITH 💞✨FOOD✨💞

[@liztheoneee]

I’m a hufflepuff and I’m sure I’d just chuckle if I heard music from my common room and say “sounds like they’re having a good time 😂”

[@rosaflores1703]

Me a ravenclaw reading 📚 in the kitchen at 4:30 am:by all the feathers on my wings I'll go down there and rescue any puff that doesn't like the party

[@simplyfuckedup2718]

And the funny thing is that it still sounds like that in the common room😂 did you know that Albus can sing!!? 🎶

[@Slytherin_Gurl]

DRACO QUIET DOWN!!! A PROFFESOR WILL- looks like the already heard us…

[@dyana_mitu7146]

Is Mr. Malfoy on a table *AGAIN?* it's killed meh- it's killed meh- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilyjpotter]

Me, a Gryffindor, trying to sleep up in one of the tallest Hogwarts towers: *literally walks down to the Slytherin common room and kicks open the door:* MALFOY, GOYLE, ZABINI, BULSTRODE, CRABBE! LAY OFF THE FUCKING FIREWHISKEY -

[@dylannero3348]

I love Harry Potter my teacher got me in to it and I watched all of the episodes 😀😀

[@Audrey-rl5cn]

I’m a ravenclaw but I’m not even lying I’d be right there with the slytherins as far as partying goes😬 Also this is one of the many many reasons I absolutely ADORE slytherin. I love all the other houses too btw. 😂💙

[@ramyabinamandal1397]

Me too

[@LowkeyKai_]

Me being a slytherin just there in corner: Why am I still here, just to suffer Draco: Drunk singing Me: Why. *Just why.*

[@delphi_lasagna]

Us slytherins get bored, we then get drunk and do this

[@purplebutterfly7029]

Me in the corner with the Marauders map:DRACO SNAPES COMIIIIIING !!!!!!!!! Him:who cares

[@axolotl7755]

Me a Slytherin walking in: Honestly this is normal

[@lunalovegood8564]

I can’t believe you wouldn’t be studying! Us Ravenclaw room are usually quiet. Gryffindor and Slytherin are pretty loud though.

[@faithkiera3078]

Ha sorry luna

[@lunalovegood8564]

@@faithkiera3078 We understand your troubles Hermione, having those loud people get in the way of EDUCATION!

[@dracoluciusmalfoy8399]

@@lunalovegood8564 AT LEAST WE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN LOONY

[@vishi5147]

Snape entering anyway: (Ignoring all the snakey nakedness and shit) What in the devil are you doing here MR.POTTER?

[@YouTubes_NPC]

As a Ravenclaw i never get a chance to read whenever they're partying (dont tell anyone but honestly i went to one of their parties..it rocks🤘)

[@_kenn]

So that’s where all that noise was coming from, us raven claws were very confused 😀

[@ThePandamatic]

As a ravenclaw with A LOT of slytherin friends and relatives… This is probably accurate. Their rooms sound like this. And they are just making fun of themselves. I just wanted to read but my friends decided to get on the table and dance to Rick Astley songs.

[@crazy_blue4413]

this is why I couldn’t sleep, I almost went out and yelled at them. Whatever, sleep isn’t THAT important

[@tuatunareyes7613]

POV: draco and his boys were singing while they thought y/n was with pansy

[@tsu1575]

I think it's the fact I'm a Slytherin that makes it funny

[@insertnamehere9558]

Ravenclaw just studying lol.

[@kaewie]

As a Hufflepuff near the Slytherin common room, I’m not complaining. 😏

[@sierra9154]

Yup that’s us Slytherins 💚🖤🤍

[@user-rj6yb3cq8j]

Those are my people this is what we do on a Saturday night we slytherins like it wild😂

[@bigfatphoque5396]

Huflepuff joining in with some weed from herbology class

[@alexsei3684]

Oh, man! You should see us when we're not tired. We know how to PAR-TAY

[@Slytherin_Gurl]

A lovely day to be a Slytherin. 💚🖤🐍

[@evelynmraz1532]

as a slytherin, i can confirm, he's a dork literally 24/7

[@suhaninandani]

I feel like I would be there dancing with them-

[@nixson3128]

I'm so happy I'm a Slytherin. 😂

[@Catburger_4_eve]

Me in the Gryffindor common room studying; “What hell is that noise??” The Slytherins:

[@abdulazizsattani8427]

I was just wearing an Slytherin shirt and youtube shorts recommended this to me and I am like- YEA BABY THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE I AM THE CHOSED ONEEE

[@awwhxberry9031]

And this what I see and hear every day

[@aleeshaantony4918]

yo malfoy's at it again?! that's 50 points this week

[@lowkeygonnacry]

Nobody Me: SHIM SACK SHIMMYS! My mom: *what the is my child cursed?*

[@virgosstardust]

me in the room watching as a slytherin: 😂🤣🤣 draco: WHAT IN THE POTTAH ARE YOU LAUGHING AT CAMIE-

[@eskiadeskiad7496]

Anyone else imagining Draco with a white button down shirt and black dress pants (white shirt unbuttoned little of course) with his tie just hanging around his neck and his hair all messy? No just me? Okay...