What was the Rebel Anti-Vader Drill

[@emperorxander666]

Anti-Vader drill should be: Step 1: fetal position Step 2: cry and hope he feels your to pathetic to kill.

[@GenerationTech]

It actually Might work cuz you’re not slowing him down

[@englishlady9797]

Sounds like a plan! Not sure if yelling "I know where Luke Skywalker is" would be such a great one.

[@Charlie94781]

The rebels have standard issue tubes of special KY Jelly to apply to their anus in order to numb the pain of lightsaber strike

[@greghelm843]

Step 1 find out where he is. Step 2 be somewhere else

[@WayneRoberts72]

he would think your too pathetic to live

[@lukesewell8294]

Actually, in canon, the Empire has rewritten the battle of Geonosis so that all mentions of Jedi were removed. Mace Windu is said to be a leader of a band of outlaws interrupting a legal execution.

[@Mulcam29]

That sounds like something Palpatine would do.

[@Ryguy2824]

Jordan Smith no they didn’t change what actually happened, just what the Empire said happened after the fact

[@Gojolover433]

@@JordanSmith-tl4pu Read the comment again.

[@DRGPlarp]

Jordan Smith The victors of war decide what is written in history.

[@nonotachance7935]

@@JordanSmith-tl4pu So this is what it looks like when someone failed this Reading Comprehension section in school.

[@der_benson4478]

The anti-vader drill was the equivalent of the american "duck and cover" drill for nuclear attacks...

[@GenerationTech]

They both make great instructional videos?

[@der_benson4478]

@@GenerationTech They are both equally likely to help you survive, should you be in the situation that you have to rely on them :-)

[@casbot71]

In the immortal words of King Arthur Run away, Run away.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

@@casbot71 also the immortal words of the Grunts from Halo.

[@etazeta674]

That's a surprisingly accurate comparison

[@andrewschmitt3284]

A+ on the puns.

[@patchworkfellow]

Noctum Angelus If this KZbin Channel flops, Alan would make a lot of cash as a stand-up comedian

[@andrewschmitt3284]

That he would. And he could also spread the good word of humanity first while doing so.

[@patchworkfellow]

Noctum Angelus Sounds like him

[@alienspacebat5218]

Alan had 2-3 times as many puns just in one sequence as the limbs Anakin lost.

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

Vader: my life is a dark room, literally this shit man😎

[@justicedunham4088]

Luke “How did my father die?” Obi wan “He wasn’t very good at playing the floor is lava”

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

This is the best damned comment I've ever read.

[@ratbat1072]

He lost to the high ground

[@ArcturusOTE]

Older meme but checks out

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

@@ArcturusOTE I've never read it before, but I'm constantly jumping on furniture because my children saw this game on Ryan's World. I immediately laughed out loud at work, and my colleagues thought I was a semi delusional Arthur Fleck.

[@lillyanneserrelio2187]

Damn i forgot how much fun *Lava Floor* was to play as a kid.

[@bakersmileyface]

Anti-Vader drill? Run. The dude never runs.

[@bakersmileyface]

@@user-dg2ub7rn8i Well I will use my Uno Reverse card.

[@branphillips9546]

He doesn't need to.

[@joshuaolejasz9590]

@@user-dg2ub7rn8i trip the nearest guy

[@dropdead234]

Line up a captured (why waste your own ships?) SSD on the planet, set hyperspace coordinates then GTFO. Watch from a safe distance as the planet, and Vader, become reeeeaaallllyyy tiny pieces. THAT'S the real "Vader Drill."

[@obsidion1295]

Imagine the Vader breath but sped up and panting, and try not to laugh.

[@starsilverinfinity]

Everybody gangsta til they hear that breathing

[@GenerationTech]

Yup someone needed to introduce him to what sleep apnea is

[@aurorauplinks]

its sort of like that.... one sound effect... when a bunch of teenagers gather together... at camp crystal lake .... i mean being killed by Vader is atleast slightly less horrifying, atleast you know he is just going to leave you alone to join the force oooh cool have you noticed the new emoticons system next to the reply system... it displays how your text response sounds based on its word use and phrasing i guess.. thats really cool... i think it comes from a new firefox upgrade... the one that corrects your spelling... its really awesome looking

[@robertagu5533]

Tallahassee from the Z-land movies tells them how its time to nut up or shut up... too bad they already gone and the running guys in the distance is them.

[@_hadoken]

@@aurorauplinks are you referring to Ch chh chh chh Kuu kuu kuu kuu Ahh ahh ahh ahh

[@210Anakin]

*Rogue One hallway noises*

[@twojacksandanace3847]

I just imagine him walking into the Jedi Temple after Order 66, finding the nearest body and proceeding to pull off the cloths and loot anything of value.

[@midgetydeath]

A true murderhobo.

[@jonamonette5631]

“It’s nearly impossible to ambush a force user” *Anakin’s betrayal plays in background*

[@RaxusXeronos]

Mace was focused on Sideous. Couldn't see it coming....and most likely was somewhat spontaneous on Anakin's part, further keeping Mace from seeing it. Anakin didn't plan on taking out Mace when he entered the room.

[@adweebwithapetcat7590]

Or operation nightfall how all the jedi didn’t sense doom Or a enemy coming I have no clue. But I guess the answer would be that they thought anakin and the clones were on there side. I guess vader and Palpatine took the holocrons to find all the force sensitive babies

[@IceWolfLoki]

@@adweebwithapetcat7590 on the clone thing I've always seen it as the Clones possessed no malice when executing Order 66 they were just following an order as programmed.

[@MrBottlecapBill]

@@IceWolfLoki Neither does a blaster bolt fired by a droid. They could sense those so....ya it's just bad star wars writing as usual.

[@MrBiggrim]

... Latterly named the Pro-Suicide drill. _"Back to the drawing board lads."_ *"How about we blow up the Death Star with him there ?"* _"Tried that."_ *"Ok. What about sending that jedi kid to kill him ?"* _"Do try to keep up Jenkins. Did that too. Kid came back messed up in the head. Kept muttering about some guy called Ben or his Dad or his Sister. The look on his face when he kept saying "My Sister !?" Looked really disturbed._ I heard that even the old Jedi left him for dead. Chopped him up, set fire to him - Even the Emperor sent people after him ! Bugger kept coming back.... .... .... *"Umm... well... We could try the Death Star thing again. Twice the charm ?"* _[Sigh]...._

[@MrGA555]

"How about we send the jedi kids AND blow up the Death Star?"

[@MrBiggrim]

Amy Rovin *”...Yeah... that might work. Hold him face down in a sandpit. Now all we need is a couple of volunteers”* .... .... *”Jenkins ?”* Um... ....

[@MrBiggrim]

Schäfer G. “Dunno, reckon the kids really traumatised. Gone all Emo on us. Nah, keep him out of it. Send him on the Endor moon shield base op. Can’t be any problems there not with Leia running the show. Besides, I hear he has a thing for her. Could be very therapeutic. Help him get over whatever Vader did to him” *”Agreed. How about We just throw the whole fleet at Vader this time. Hey Lando? Have we got a Sui... (don’t mention Vader don’t mention Vader)... mission for you”*

[@jlokison]

1000 rebel soldiers with thermal detonators, tanks, and air speeders surrounded Vader in sand on a desert world. He still killed all of them. Vader Down comic book story line.

[@MrBiggrim]

@@jlokison Yeah, I read that. Our man is the original terminator armed with Magic. What I want to see in 9 is the ROTJ Funeral pyre with Luke walking away and his Midiclorean's suddenly realising Vader is on fire, and re-animating him. *"OW! OW! HOT! HOT... Not again...!"*

[@dracoeris]

8:44 Here at Aperture Science™️ we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet!

[@MtyEJQuinn]

happy to see I'm not the only one to notice this, sad to see people are still stupid enough to draw it.

[@logantinkey5082]

Underrated comment

[@tragedyplustime8271]

"How do we get so many bullets in? Like this!"

[@demi-femme4821]

@@tragedyplustime8271 I love that short.

[@MoonBeamLaser]

"Mine smells like a Twi'lek..." A Man of culture too!

[@sunnyboi3867]

I had just now gotten the joke

[@nickevans7116]

What is it

[@punctuationman334]

What is the joke?

[@capncake8837]

SunnyBoi Yeah, what is it?

[@TheStig_TG]

Robot chicken elevator lol

[@rashiqspencer6925]

Darth Vader: all I'm surrounded by fear and dead men

[@MandelbrotMetalhead]

Damn near fell out of my chair the first time I read that issue, it's the most badass thing Vader has ever said.

[@earnestbrown6524]

Vader Down is the best of the new comics.

[@robertagu5533]

Well to be fair they FINALLY thought that was enough even for the likes of a powerful being with his abilities. They was expecting him to start throwing psy blasts and swinging his saber... all he did was reach out and LITERALLY mentally push buttons... funny how little things like that make...huge differences

[@TSR1776]

@@robertagu5533 Size matters not, after all!

[@robertagu5533]

@@TSR1776 especially when they're high explosives

[@mitchellhayward6492]

The Tarkin VS Vader comic is literally "how to kill Vader". It's an awesome read. And if I could suggest anything, it's: if you're hunting Vader, don't let Vader become the hunter. Always have a backup plan, always be ready with another trap. And I have a few ideas for killing Vader in a dogfight as well: 1. Guide him into an ambush and wipe all out his wingmen. 2. Vader isn't stupid, but he is confident in his ability to do things himself. Let him continue to chase you, and guide him into another trap, in which you hold his fighter with a tractor beam. 3. While his fighter is unable to move, bring the squadron around for another pass, and focus fire on his fighter. 4. Don't wait around to see if he survived. Retreat immediately, but make sure he has nowhere to go. His suit will run out of oxygen eventually. 5. During the retreat, leave mines and charges behind in case anything does come to the rescue.

[@lerdrax1694]

Wouldn't really work Vader would just probably use the force to either choke all the pilots or to release the tractor beam switch

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

@@lerdrax1694 His also easily the best fighter pilot in the Galaxy. His been flying since 9 years old.

[@erniethewalrus9276]

I doubt Vader would fall for any of those things

[@mitchellhayward6492]

@@erniethewalrus9276 He's been shot down multiple times, and has been caught in a tractor beam at least once that I know of. I'm fairly sure I've never seen Vader choke someone he couldn't see, and it's rarely - if ever - more than one person. Plus a ship can be caught in more than one tractor beam. My point is that no one is invulnerable. In Vader's case it could be just one good shot, one extra pilot, or one more fallback option.

[@crabnebula1816]

@@mitchellhayward6492 ‘hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.’

[@scottland8698]

Vader plan #69 non stop puns about him having no limbs, because emotional hits are more likely the blaster hits with this guy.

[@wthomas8383]

Idk man, pissing off a Sith Lord seems to come with a 100% mortality rate unless they're an apprentice or non-Sith Dark Side user like Crylo Ten.

[@tommytommy7535]

@@wthomas8383 hahahhaha

[@Automaton23]

Judge: You still looking at 47 years. 6ix9ine: Ever notice how Vader and Luke look related?

[@kodylucrezi3731]

Too bad that's not the real calvin.

[@ericolsen5592]

Sixix Ninine

[@grahamturner2640]

We don't need rapper memes.

[@shmeckles9896]

No, we don't that here

[@memehi8081]

@@grahamturner2640 damn, why can't people make jokes. Just because someone likes rappers doesn't mean you have to act so uptight.

[@chaosvolt]

Step one: Lie down. Step two: Try not to cry. Step three: Cry a lot.

[@schitflowsdwnhil]

"sever" "dismembered" "truncated" "disarmed" "limb-ered up" "a cut above" 😂

[@seanmcgrath3826]

And his delivery was so matter-of-fact and deadpan too had me LMAO!!

[@hippiehippo9030]

You forgot "excised".

[@locomucho946]

"Cut of the friendship by impregnating Anikin's wife", I was like wait what ?

[@maltep9659]

I think its a joke

[@Cutie_Amor]

its imperial propaganda

[@tanith117]

To be fair, Anakin did think that in his sleep deprived state during episode 3.

[@claudiofabian1054]

I think it might have been a reference to Auralnauts star wars videos. Or it might have just been a random joke.

[@Jesus-jz6ll]

@@tanith117 no, I mean, Anakin banged the hell out of her

[@lordfrostwind3151]

Ah yes “Vader," the Emperor's mythical cyborg enforcer with access to magical powers. We have dismissed that claim. Bonus points if you read it in the voice of the Turian Councillor.

[@TheCommaA]

Woops! (communications cut).

[@nicholsjoshua15]

We'll bang latter okay?

[@moth2185]

The force is just a religion made up by those big stupid floating jellyfish

[@bobsbestfriend2356]

What's this from?

[@lordfrostwind3151]

@@bobsbestfriend2356 Mass Effect 2, if you let the Turian Councilor survive from the first game he gives you a speech about how crazy your "reaper" theory is. Since then he has forever been known as "airquote turian"

[@jay4689]

I've been feeling so depressed and sad recently but watching your videos pretty much always distract me and I find them really interesting, thanks bro, and keep it up

Note: vader also stopped han's blaster shots with his robotic hands. One of the things he did with his armor/cybornetics is if he couldn't completely deflect a shot he's deflect it to his most heavily armored area. Depends how much time vader had, both is hands were gone and deflections with a lightsaber were slower than a regular jedi, without a lightsaber in hand that's the best he could do.

[@mercury2157]

I thought he was using tutamanis

[@ericolsen5592]

@@mercury2157 You can see the bolts exploding on his palm, so I'd doubt that.

[@Apoc_Bone_Daddy]

"suppressing dissidents and enemies of the state" *younglings* Love this channel 🤣

[@englishlady9797]

Jedi child soldiers. Or future child soldiers. Since they put kids on the battlefield at 12 its not actually that far-fetched.

[@hatbrox]

Conclusion: lure vader to a place with lots of sand like a dessert planet then prepare a LOT of sand buckets and throw them all at vader

[@ethanwatson6131]

dessert planet? like banana boats and brownies?

[@panthor109thabest7]

@Bobby da Costa till glass fills his breathing apparatus

[@vladtheimpalerofficial]

While also being on the high ground

[@hatbrox]

@@vladtheimpalerofficial true

[@dragonweyr44]

I haven't heard this many dismemberment puns since Wild Wild West

[@maudrysilvain5905]

Well, use sand.

[@STRAKAZulu]

"I've got sand up my NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEE!" ~Darth Vader, the Empire Strikes Out.

[@maudrysilvain5905]

@@STRAKAZulu But in a more serious version I would use: A shotgun (difficulty to deflect a shotgun round especially if in a auto mode (looking at the 1897 model used during WW1)) A Ysalamir on my back to counter the force abilities A flamethrower for the reason said in the video Some Droïds poppers, since Vader is almost machine, if you cut the power supply, he can't breathe (when grandpa is saying you rely too much on technology, cut his oxygen supply)

[@roguelead72]

@@maudrysilvain5905 USAR-12 semi automatic 12 gauge with a 20 round magazine.

[@legionofthedamned157]

@@maudrysilvain5905 use the AA12

[@vladtheimpalerofficial]

Or the high ground

[@UncleMikeDrop]

It's a shame that ysalamiri is purely a Legends creature as it could nullify a force user's abilities by blocking their force connection. Sonic weapons would also be highly effective. If all else fails aboard a ship, the last holdouts could take the ultimate one for the team and trigger a self destruct with Vader still on board.

[@Blue-bx9pb]

Hmmm...Just give everyone a microphone and some ear protection or something, and command them to start screaming

[@leelambert1559]

Blue Ж AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@19kp.]

Or push him into a escape pod and send it into a star and escape

[@perrya.3580]

8:23 - didn't the dozen or so Jedi on Kessel come pretty close to killing him? He only survived because the 501st showed up in time to gun them down.

[@darthvader566]

That was also not very long after revenge of the sith, nowhere near the Vader we saw in rogue one. It's very possible Vader at that time could have easily swept those jedi

[@petelee2477]

You mean when vador was significantly outnumbered

[@1337b3nnyvav00m]

@@darthvader566 To add to your point he hadn’t adjusted to his suit at that point in time

[@decam5329]

No. He just woke up. Coffee and toast off screen.

[@weldonwin]

And that same Christmas tree he's had up since last year

[@ryern6350]

Its called "Hope Starkiller is on the planet."

[@Crackmiser]

The comic “vader down” will make you understand why they have tactics spacificly for Vader. (My auto correct is messed so I just left it)

[@chrisg4314]

BrolyBoi Lover I find your lack of spelling disturbing

[@Asiandynamo]

Specifically, in this day an age of autocorrect.

[@Crackmiser]

Christopher Guilkey unfortunately autocorrect kept putting it to that so I just gave up

[@Crackmiser]

Christopher Guilkey lol my auto is messed it kept changing it to that and not the right one

[@doctorsqueaks1683]

Never read that comic, what happened?

[@MandelbrotMetalhead]

No matter how disappointed I get about things certain executives and directors have said over the past couple years, GT is always there to remind me of why I love Star Wars in the first place. Thank you Generation Tech, you're my favorite SW channel!

[@mrdriver2988]

One thing they always forget is that they can use flash bang to disrupt his concentration with the force and that makes a great opening to unload your ammo.

[@hshwhjwqjqj196]

Simple. Use sandbags to block incoming stormtrooper fire, use sand-themed camo uniforms, and be ready to throw sand whenever possible

[@podemosurss8316]

Anti-Vader drill: lure him into the low ground and then release a ton of sand on him.

[@bsmnt23]

I'm thinking the only truly valid "Anti-Vader" strategy was to issue your soldiers brown trousers and hope for the best.

[@GlidingZephyr]

My theory is that Anakin probably had Palpatine dead to rights when he ignited his lightsaber after the Chancellor revealed that he knew about Padme. Palpatine knew that, too. Let's face it: Palpatine was actually afraid of what Anakin was capable of and knew that the only way to truly submit him was to make him kill almost everyone he ever loved. The fact that he was burned to a cinder and lost his remaining limbs was just an added bonus.

[@englishlady9797]

I'm not sure Palpatine was capable of feeling fear, tbh, but there may be something in this. I think Anakin was just pissed when he revealed he knew about Padme, and he guessed he *might* be the Sith lord. He could have stabbed him then and there, but I wanted proof, and of course Palpatine had something he wanted. So it was "I'll tell you when you do---- this". If he'd told him straightaway, or said he didn't really know how to save Padme again. Stabbed on the spot.

[@tommytommy7535]

@@englishlady9797 he had fear for yoda after he surived ,another timeperiod he had fear was between anakin killed windu and order 66

[@tenthshadowstep]

I like how you said the exact opposite of what grevious had replaced

[@benjaminstorace6699]

Flame Emperor: "Halt, you're having too much fun."

[@colorfulsouls4050]

"And enemies of the state" A yes children

[@corporategunner5972]

What I would do if I was a commander and Vader is gonna try kill me: Run, just run because it is pretty much nearly impossible to kill him.

[@avazquez01]

Funny thing is, there were multiple opportunities where Vader could just force grab the plans or whoever was carrying them while deflecting blasterbolts

[@casbot71]

For standard Star Wars weaponry, Ion guns from all sides, friendly fire isn't an issue … or blasters set on stun so shots can't be reflected back. The main thing to remember is that Jedi will use standard blaster bolts redirected back as their ranged fire, so deny them that opportunity. And booby traps are fair as well.

[@jbturof]

I seriously thought you were gonna go in a different direction with the places sand gets into...LOL Great video!

[@kostakatsoulis2922]

You know, considering the lack of space debris around the Profundity, I'm pretty sure most of the rebel fleet did actually get away into hyperspace. I mean it's not that hard, since they just had to move out of the way of the star destroyer and then jump. At the very least i think most of the starfighters left got away, and probably a few bigger ships as well.

[@sadturtle540]

Here’s how you really take out Vader You need a couple modern day slug throwers a scatter or shotgun with cortosis in the shell and a couple of droid poppers

[@dungeonguy88]

The droid poppers would probably be the most useful. His armor was rated for vacuum and was exceptionally durable itself, to the point where a small amount of molten metal wouldn't slow him down much. And the poppers would only slow him down till he got angry enough to just ignore the limitations of his suit.

[@mr_e_monkey8836]

Ooh, cortosis buckshot? Sounds fun!

[@andrewschmitt3284]

Cortosis .50 bmg?

[@jlokison]

I don't know I think falling back and nuking him from orbit is the safest bet but no one in stat wars build nukes anymore.

[@sadturtle540]

@@jlokison Dark places survive knew he was nuked by Palpatine before the first movie he survive just fine all it took to kill play just was him getting hammered Palpitate just had to blast him with enough force Lightning

[@TheRewasder97]

Rebels: *anti-vader tactic* Vader: Why are you running?

[@ajmoras6914]

I hope they make more Darth Vader scenes like the one at the end of “Rogue One” you finally got to see how awesome Vader was.

[@LuisOrtiz-gb6jt]

When sand was mentioned, that's where Dale Gribble comes in.

[@alexismcloughlin5383]

Shahahasha!

[@leond7909]

It's so weird bringing bucket of sand in the battle and throwing to Vader from any direction lol!

[@captainkiwi77]

The amount of amputation jokes in that short span is absolutely A1

[@TheAntiburglar]

Vader actually demonstrates his ability to stop blaster bolts with just the force in Empire Strikes Back. He doesn't both pulling out his lightsaber when he captures Han Solo on Bespin :D

[@charlesw5919]

AntiVader Drills: 100 meter dash drills, all day, everyday.

[@darthjarjar7572]

Well while this could be effective, Vader has armour that isn't part of his suit that would keep him alive on pretty much every situation. This armour is a high tech invention in Star Wars, wideszpread across many central characters. They call it plot armour.

[@deathtrooper7104]

Anti Vader drill Step 1: have Jedi engage Vader in 1v1 Step 2: evacuate while he’s distracted

[@bobmcbob49]

come to think of it, how quickly was his suit made anyway? Episode 3 makes it seem like it was waiting for him just in case he needed a bunch more prosthetics and a life support machine.

[@remyfromratmoviebuthuman4282]

“I hate sand. It’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere!”

[@SuperNuketown2025]

1:02 “and also suppressing dissidents and enemies of the state” *shows the child murder scene*

[@galbert117]

Run and orbital bombardment if on the ground....if in space just blow the ship....if none of this is possible.....stand, fight and die....

[@jlokison]

@@Felix-eo6ob Vader Down The sand didn't help the 1000 rebel soldiers with thermal detonators.

[@ericolsen5592]

Orbital bombardment is recommended, that way you have the high ground.

[@JohnSmith-dd1bl]

9:30 love how Anakin is just getting all this surgery, amputations, and prosthetic limbs while still having charred clothes on and basically still smoldering from the lava.

[@Boringspy]

I see the rebellion has adopted you “KPOP” strategy

[@GenerationTech]

Ah yes a classic

[@chazblank2717]

There was a fan made card for the Star Wars CCG called “Pressing Vader’s Buttons” ... the lore explanation being that you sacrifice a nameless Rebel Trooper who rushes up and frantically presses random buttons on Vader’s chest panel.

[@fullonrelaxed2109]

So that Is a yes on the sandblaster and portable air compressor for all!

[@Billy_The_Kid-]

I have never been more pleased with the puns. Usually that many in a row gets extremely annoying. But you sir have pulled of an incredible combo that will ring through the galaxy for eons Hopefully it was pretty fire ngl

[@felixautomaton5314]

"Sand, in my environment suit?" It's more common than you think.

[@PhantomCitadel]

I love sand. It’s smooth and soft, and it likes to explore

[@Roaming_Hermit]

You're officially the strongest Pun user in the known galaxy 😂

[@gravytube4099]

F*CK YEA MY NAME'S DRAVEN. I'VE NEVER SEEN MY NAME IN ANY MEDIA ANYWHERE, I'M A REBELLION GENERAL!

[@casbot71]

Simplest method: use a Tricorder to shut off his suit, or even override the controls and have some fun with the settings - like waste disposal.… And it can be done from hundreds of kilometres away (or even several hundred miles). Although ideally you want to be standing on higher ground. There's also the option to take off and nuke the sight from orbit, it works on a lot of things and is a good generic response.

[@toxitron7385]

😂👍

[@dungeonguy88]

Pretty sure his suit systems weren't accessible from outside devices though.

[@toxitron7385]

Bring a sonic screwdriver

[@tragedyplustime8271]

Vader's suit can't be hacked. Oh and in a comic Vader was bombarded and he easily survived. He litterally is unstoppable. Only a stronger Sith or Jedi can kill him.

[@Kj16V]

1:00 "excelled at handling hostile negotiations and suppressing dissedance." [footage of Anakin mowing down civilians and children with his lightsaber] 😂

[@cursedmonkey1033]

What would happen if you opened up with a .50 caliber machine gun on him? I've often thought many of the problems in movies and literature could be quickly solved by the judicious use of a .50 caliber machine gun.

[@nathanwilliams3877]

Dumb

[@psycholonya]

Gotta love that Darth Vader was so powerful and feared that a militia created an entire protocol to counter his appearance.

[@Ali-7676]

hold on....Obi Wan impregnated Padme?

[@joshuafogg6600]

Vader: "Wat?"

[@BennyLlama39]

(grunts in surprise and confusion like the dad on Home Improvement)

[@josiadorthestrong1031]

Imperial propaganda.

[@jamesthompson255]

Yeah wait what the fuck, that never happened.

[@englishlady9797]

@@jamesthompson255 Its an ongoing joke. Alan is teasing us. Although for a moment Anakin might have thought it. There was an abandoned story-line involving Sidious insinuating they were having an affair.

[@johannschmidt3389]

Simple, produce all the DH-17 blasters with a slug thrower at the bottom of the barrel. Even in cases where there's no force user, it could still come in handy and is (I think it is) a practical idea.

[@henrymarckisotto9025]

Darth Scion did the whole staying alive through anger thing better

[@suhdude5080]

I love your content! Can’t stop watching your videos 🤙🏽

[@rvanzo925]

The drill was about getting the higher ground.

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

One might say that opening ROAST Alan had on Vader would leave him with some serious BURNS!

[@rays7437]

I still think Obi-Wan was the most badass Jedi ever. He defeated Darth Maul, Anakin, and General Grievous. He only lost to Vader because he wanted to.

[@englishlady9797]

Yeah, but Anakin killed 2 Sith and a Sith apprentice. Maul was only an apprentice, and Anakin only lost to him Obi-Wan he got cocky. Same with Maul actually.

[@nissexx8271]

These puns kill me 😂

[@agape-704]

When you think you are out of trouble by staying on a ship instead of being on Scarif 😑

[@bowendavis5861]

"suppressing dissidents" right before he slaughters children at the Jedi temple lol nice touch

[@permeus2nd]

I’m hopping the answer is poop their pants and run screaming from the room.

[@GenerationTech]

Usually the get naked and roll in feces thing works but I would argue that would piss him off more especially in a tight interior space

[@jaredpope7305]

permeus2nd 😂😂😂😂😂 I was gonna say the same thing

[@BennyLlama39]

Wouldn't it be more efficient to just *run* without soiling themselves? 🙂

[@BryceByerley]

@@BennyLlama39 you need to lose every ounce of useless weight when fleeing...so pooping is a requirement as well as voiding the bladder. Just make sure to drop the pants first. before executing steps one and two

[@nicholsjoshua15]

@@GenerationTech l

[@andyl8055]

Haha 2 minutes in and people on the train are looking at me as I say “Stop it!” to my phone.

[@DraconicMeteorite]

A Darth Vader poper A emp grenade that sprays sand everywhere.

[@AgentM79]

Even sand ran away from Darth Vader after Rogue One. He’s monstrous, terrifying, and his lightsaber cuts everywhere.

[@respecthalo2963]

You don't know the power the puns!

[@englishlady9797]

I know the thumbnail is from a video game, but I just can't imagine Vader ever surrendering. Even if he was surrounded, I imagine he'd rather go out fighting.

[@mochimoni1975]

My view of the Jedi's have changed, I didn't even know they were wearing bathrobes

[@hanholland8231]

1:50 Allen you are a savage you got me dead😂🤣🤣

[@drip9210]

They have sand guns

[@lopooqwuyt]

“The Jedi were all but wiped out for 2 decades so the force was forgotten” 2 decades... I think a lot of the rebellion were over 30

[@cjless1991]

I haven't laughed at so many dismemberment puns so much in my life.

[@blkcpdconure]

I think Padme is going to be in episode 9 during the final scene. I tapped into the force to discover this.

[@Iron_Age]

1:34 wtf? Obiwan impregnated padme now? 😂😂

[@cocacola4blood365]

Love the robes! Where's the "Say No to Dolphin Rape" logo?

[@KittysInu]

*makes a purge the jedi temple joke* Me: ok, little harsh in the nerdy way "Mine kinda smells like a twilek but..." Me: ....wait did he get a hooker too?

[@CollinKeegan]

"Sontarans, back of the neck, Daleks, aim for the eyestalk, Vader... run. Just... run."

[@ketsiongyapp9216]

Anti Vader plan: no 1 SAND

[@erikm8373]

I think the problem is that the anti droid weapons that would be good on Vader weren't being produced as much since people were no longer building armies out of droids, and they weren't as good against the regular enemies the rebels would be fighting in a standard combat situation.