Anti-Vader drill should be: Step 1: fetal position Step 2: cry and hope he feels your to pathetic to kill.
@GenerationTech4 жыл бұрын
It actually Might work cuz you’re not slowing him down
@englishlady97973 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a plan! Not sure if yelling "I know where Luke Skywalker is" would be such a great one.
@Charlie947813 жыл бұрын
The rebels have standard issue tubes of special KY Jelly to apply to their anus in order to numb the pain of lightsaber strike
@greghelm8433 жыл бұрын
Step 1 find out where he is. Step 2 be somewhere else
@WayneRoberts723 жыл бұрын
he would think your too pathetic to live
@lukesewell82944 жыл бұрын
Actually, in canon, the Empire has rewritten the battle of Geonosis so that all mentions of Jedi were removed. Mace Windu is said to be a leader of a band of outlaws interrupting a legal execution.
@Mulcam294 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something Palpatine would do.
@Ryguy28244 жыл бұрын
Jordan Smith no they didn’t change what actually happened, just what the Empire said happened after the fact
@Gojolover4334 жыл бұрын
@@JordanSmith-tl4pu Read the comment again.
@DRGPlarp4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Smith The victors of war decide what is written in history.
@nonotachance79354 жыл бұрын
@@JordanSmith-tl4pu So this is what it looks like when someone failed this Reading Comprehension section in school.
@justicedunham40884 жыл бұрын
Luke “How did my father die?” Obi wan “He wasn’t very good at playing the floor is lava”
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L4 жыл бұрын
This is the best damned comment I've ever read.
@ratbat10724 жыл бұрын
He lost to the high ground
@ArcturusOTE4 жыл бұрын
Older meme but checks out
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L4 жыл бұрын
@@ArcturusOTE I've never read it before, but I'm constantly jumping on furniture because my children saw this game on Ryan's World. I immediately laughed out loud at work, and my colleagues thought I was a semi delusional Arthur Fleck.
@lillyanneserrelio21874 жыл бұрын
Damn i forgot how much fun *Lava Floor* was to play as a kid.
@bakersmileyface4 жыл бұрын
Anti-Vader drill? Run. The dude never runs.
@bakersmileyface4 жыл бұрын
@@user-dg2ub7rn8i Well I will use my Uno Reverse card.
@branphillips95464 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to.
@joshuaolejasz95904 жыл бұрын
@@user-dg2ub7rn8i trip the nearest guy
@dropdead2344 жыл бұрын
Line up a captured (why waste your own ships?) SSD on the planet, set hyperspace coordinates then GTFO. Watch from a safe distance as the planet, and Vader, become reeeeaaallllyyy tiny pieces. THAT'S the real "Vader Drill."
@obsidion12954 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Vader breath but sped up and panting, and try not to laugh.
@starsilverinfinity4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta til they hear that breathing
@GenerationTech4 жыл бұрын
Yup someone needed to introduce him to what sleep apnea is
@aurorauplinks4 жыл бұрын
its sort of like that.... one sound effect... when a bunch of teenagers gather together... at camp crystal lake .... i mean being killed by Vader is atleast slightly less horrifying, atleast you know he is just going to leave you alone to join the force oooh cool have you noticed the new emoticons system next to the reply system... it displays how your text response sounds based on its word use and phrasing i guess.. thats really cool... i think it comes from a new firefox upgrade... the one that corrects your spelling... its really awesome looking
@robertagu55334 жыл бұрын
Tallahassee from the Z-land movies tells them how its time to nut up or shut up... too bad they already gone and the running guys in the distance is them.
@_hadoken4 жыл бұрын
@@aurorauplinks are you referring to Ch chh chh chh Kuu kuu kuu kuu Ahh ahh ahh ahh
@210Anakin4 жыл бұрын
*Rogue One hallway noises*
@twojacksandanace38474 жыл бұрын
I just imagine him walking into the Jedi Temple after Order 66, finding the nearest body and proceeding to pull off the cloths and loot anything of value.
@midgetydeath3 жыл бұрын
A true murderhobo.
@der_benson44784 жыл бұрын
The anti-vader drill was the equivalent of the american "duck and cover" drill for nuclear attacks...
@GenerationTech4 жыл бұрын
They both make great instructional videos?
@der_benson44784 жыл бұрын
@@GenerationTech They are both equally likely to help you survive, should you be in the situation that you have to rely on them :-)
@casbot714 жыл бұрын
In the immortal words of King Arthur Run away, Run away.
@Jedi_Spartan4 жыл бұрын
@@casbot71 also the immortal words of the Grunts from Halo.
@etazeta6744 жыл бұрын
That's a surprisingly accurate comparison
@jonamonette56314 жыл бұрын
“It’s nearly impossible to ambush a force user” *Anakin’s betrayal plays in background*
@RaxusXeronos4 жыл бұрын
Mace was focused on Sideous. Couldn't see it coming....and most likely was somewhat spontaneous on Anakin's part, further keeping Mace from seeing it. Anakin didn't plan on taking out Mace when he entered the room.
@adweebwithapetcat75904 жыл бұрын
Or operation nightfall how all the jedi didn’t sense doom Or a enemy coming I have no clue. But I guess the answer would be that they thought anakin and the clones were on there side. I guess vader and Palpatine took the holocrons to find all the force sensitive babies
@IceWolfLoki4 жыл бұрын
@@adweebwithapetcat7590 on the clone thing I've always seen it as the Clones possessed no malice when executing Order 66 they were just following an order as programmed.
@MrBottlecapBill4 жыл бұрын
@@IceWolfLoki Neither does a blaster bolt fired by a droid. They could sense those so....ya it's just bad star wars writing as usual.
@andrewschmitt32844 жыл бұрын
A+ on the puns.
@patchworkfellow4 жыл бұрын
Noctum Angelus If this KZbin Channel flops, Alan would make a lot of cash as a stand-up comedian
@andrewschmitt32844 жыл бұрын
That he would. And he could also spread the good word of humanity first while doing so.
@patchworkfellow4 жыл бұрын
Noctum Angelus Sounds like him
@alienspacebat52184 жыл бұрын
Alan had 2-3 times as many puns just in one sequence as the limbs Anakin lost.
@JeanLucCaptain4 жыл бұрын
Vader: my life is a dark room, literally this shit man😎
@mitchellhayward64924 жыл бұрын
The Tarkin VS Vader comic is literally "how to kill Vader". It's an awesome read. And if I could suggest anything, it's: if you're hunting Vader, don't let Vader become the hunter. Always have a backup plan, always be ready with another trap. And I have a few ideas for killing Vader in a dogfight as well: 1. Guide him into an ambush and wipe all out his wingmen. 2. Vader isn't stupid, but he is confident in his ability to do things himself. Let him continue to chase you, and guide him into another trap, in which you hold his fighter with a tractor beam. 3. While his fighter is unable to move, bring the squadron around for another pass, and focus fire on his fighter. 4. Don't wait around to see if he survived. Retreat immediately, but make sure he has nowhere to go. His suit will run out of oxygen eventually. 5. During the retreat, leave mines and charges behind in case anything does come to the rescue.
@lerdrax16944 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't really work Vader would just probably use the force to either choke all the pilots or to release the tractor beam switch
@ttv_mrjack67493 жыл бұрын
@@lerdrax1694 His also easily the best fighter pilot in the Galaxy. His been flying since 9 years old.
@erniethewalrus92763 жыл бұрын
I doubt Vader would fall for any of those things
@mitchellhayward64923 жыл бұрын
@@erniethewalrus9276 He's been shot down multiple times, and has been caught in a tractor beam at least once that I know of. I'm fairly sure I've never seen Vader choke someone he couldn't see, and it's rarely - if ever - more than one person. Plus a ship can be caught in more than one tractor beam. My point is that no one is invulnerable. In Vader's case it could be just one good shot, one extra pilot, or one more fallback option.
@crabnebula18163 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellhayward6492 ‘hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.’
@MrBiggrim4 жыл бұрын
... Latterly named the Pro-Suicide drill. _"Back to the drawing board lads."_ *"How about we blow up the Death Star with him there ?"* _"Tried that."_ *"Ok. What about sending that jedi kid to kill him ?"* _"Do try to keep up Jenkins. Did that too. Kid came back messed up in the head. Kept muttering about some guy called Ben or his Dad or his Sister. The look on his face when he kept saying "My Sister !?" Looked really disturbed._ I heard that even the old Jedi left him for dead. Chopped him up, set fire to him - Even the Emperor sent people after him ! Bugger kept coming back.... .... .... *"Umm... well... We could try the Death Star thing again. Twice the charm ?"* _[Sigh]...._
@MrGA5554 жыл бұрын
"How about we send the jedi kids AND blow up the Death Star?"
@MrBiggrim4 жыл бұрын
Amy Rovin *”...Yeah... that might work. Hold him face down in a sandpit. Now all we need is a couple of volunteers”* .... .... *”Jenkins ?”* Um... ....
@MrBiggrim4 жыл бұрын
Schäfer G. “Dunno, reckon the kids really traumatised. Gone all Emo on us. Nah, keep him out of it. Send him on the Endor moon shield base op. Can’t be any problems there not with Leia running the show. Besides, I hear he has a thing for her. Could be very therapeutic. Help him get over whatever Vader did to him” *”Agreed. How about We just throw the whole fleet at Vader this time. Hey Lando? Have we got a Sui... (don’t mention Vader don’t mention Vader)... mission for you”*
@jlokison4 жыл бұрын
1000 rebel soldiers with thermal detonators, tanks, and air speeders surrounded Vader in sand on a desert world. He still killed all of them. Vader Down comic book story line.
@MrBiggrim4 жыл бұрын
@@jlokison Yeah, I read that. Our man is the original terminator armed with Magic. What I want to see in 9 is the ROTJ Funeral pyre with Luke walking away and his Midiclorean's suddenly realising Vader is on fire, and re-animating him. *"OW! OW! HOT! HOT... Not again...!"*
@rashiqspencer69254 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: all I'm surrounded by fear and dead men
@MandelbrotMetalhead4 жыл бұрын
Damn near fell out of my chair the first time I read that issue, it's the most badass thing Vader has ever said.
@earnestbrown65244 жыл бұрын
Vader Down is the best of the new comics.
@robertagu55334 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair they FINALLY thought that was enough even for the likes of a powerful being with his abilities. They was expecting him to start throwing psy blasts and swinging his saber... all he did was reach out and LITERALLY mentally push buttons... funny how little things like that make...huge differences
@TSR17764 жыл бұрын
@@robertagu5533 Size matters not, after all!
@robertagu55334 жыл бұрын
@@TSR1776 especially when they're high explosives
@MoonBeamLaser4 жыл бұрын
"Mine smells like a Twi'lek..." A Man of culture too!
@sunnyboi38674 жыл бұрын
I had just now gotten the joke
@nickevans71164 жыл бұрын
What is it
@punctuationman3344 жыл бұрын
What is the joke?
@capncake88374 жыл бұрын
SunnyBoi Yeah, what is it?
@blackopscw79133 жыл бұрын
Robot chicken elevator lol
@dracoeris4 жыл бұрын
8:44 Here at Aperture Science™️ we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet!
@MtyEJQuinn4 жыл бұрын
happy to see I'm not the only one to notice this, sad to see people are still stupid enough to draw it.
@logantinkey50824 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@tragedyplustime82714 жыл бұрын
"How do we get so many bullets in? Like this!"
@demi-femme48213 жыл бұрын
@@tragedyplustime8271 I love that short.
@scottland86984 жыл бұрын
Vader plan #69 non stop puns about him having no limbs, because emotional hits are more likely the blaster hits with this guy.
@wthomas83834 жыл бұрын
Idk man, pissing off a Sith Lord seems to come with a 100% mortality rate unless they're an apprentice or non-Sith Dark Side user like Crylo Ten.
@tommytommy75353 жыл бұрын
@@wthomas8383 hahahhaha
@chaosvolt4 жыл бұрын
Step one: Lie down. Step two: Try not to cry. Step three: Cry a lot.
@Automaton234 жыл бұрын
Judge: You still looking at 47 years. 6ix9ine: Ever notice how Vader and Luke look related?
@kodylucrezi37314 жыл бұрын
Too bad that's not the real calvin.
@ericolsen55924 жыл бұрын
Sixix Ninine
@grahamturner26404 жыл бұрын
We don't need rapper memes.
@shmeckles98964 жыл бұрын
No, we don't that here
@memehi80813 жыл бұрын
@@grahamturner2640 damn, why can't people make jokes. Just because someone likes rappers doesn't mean you have to act so uptight.
@locomucho9464 жыл бұрын
"Cut of the friendship by impregnating Anikin's wife", I was like wait what ?
@maltep96593 жыл бұрын
I think its a joke
@MsXmaster6663 жыл бұрын
its imperial propaganda
@tanith1173 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Anakin did think that in his sleep deprived state during episode 3.
@claudiofabian10543 жыл бұрын
I think it might have been a reference to Auralnauts star wars videos. Or it might have just been a random joke.
@Jesus-jz6ll3 жыл бұрын
@@tanith117 no, I mean, Anakin banged the hell out of her
@schitflowsdwnhil4 жыл бұрын
"sever" "dismembered" "truncated" "disarmed" "limb-ered up" "a cut above" 😂
@seanmcgrath38264 жыл бұрын
And his delivery was so matter-of-fact and deadpan too had me LMAO!!
@hippiehippo90304 жыл бұрын
You forgot "excised".
@hatbrox4 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: lure vader to a place with lots of sand like a dessert planet then prepare a LOT of sand buckets and throw them all at vader
@ethanwatson61314 жыл бұрын
dessert planet? like banana boats and brownies?
@panthor109thabest74 жыл бұрын
@Bobby da Costa till glass fills his breathing apparatus
@vladtheimpalerofficial4 жыл бұрын
While also being on the high ground
@hatbrox4 жыл бұрын
@@vladtheimpalerofficial true
@podemosurss83163 жыл бұрын
Anti-Vader drill: lure him into the low ground and then release a ton of sand on him.
@lordfrostwind31514 жыл бұрын
Ah yes “Vader," the Emperor's mythical cyborg enforcer with access to magical powers. We have dismissed that claim. Bonus points if you read it in the voice of the Turian Councillor.
@TheCommaA4 жыл бұрын
Woops! (communications cut).
@nicholsjoshua154 жыл бұрын
We'll bang latter okay?
@moth21854 жыл бұрын
The force is just a religion made up by those big stupid floating jellyfish
@bobsbestfriend23564 жыл бұрын
What's this from?
@lordfrostwind31514 жыл бұрын
@@bobsbestfriend2356 Mass Effect 2, if you let the Turian Councilor survive from the first game he gives you a speech about how crazy your "reaper" theory is. Since then he has forever been known as "airquote turian"
@Apoc_Bone_Daddy4 жыл бұрын
"suppressing dissidents and enemies of the state" *younglings* Love this channel 🤣
@englishlady97973 жыл бұрын
Jedi child soldiers. Or future child soldiers. Since they put kids on the battlefield at 12 its not actually that far-fetched.
@dragonweyr444 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard this many dismemberment puns since Wild Wild West
@UncleMikeDrop4 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that ysalamiri is purely a Legends creature as it could nullify a force user's abilities by blocking their force connection. Sonic weapons would also be highly effective. If all else fails aboard a ship, the last holdouts could take the ultimate one for the team and trigger a self destruct with Vader still on board.
@Blue-bx9pb4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...Just give everyone a microphone and some ear protection or something, and command them to start screaming
@leelambert15594 жыл бұрын
Blue Ж AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@19kp.3 жыл бұрын
Or push him into a escape pod and send it into a star and escape
@ryern63504 жыл бұрын
Its called "Hope Starkiller is on the planet."
@jay46894 жыл бұрын
I've been feeling so depressed and sad recently but watching your videos pretty much always distract me and I find them really interesting, thanks bro, and keep it up
@decam53294 жыл бұрын
No. He just woke up. Coffee and toast off screen.
@weldonwin4 жыл бұрын
And that same Christmas tree he's had up since last year
@GlidingZephyr4 жыл бұрын
My theory is that Anakin probably had Palpatine dead to rights when he ignited his lightsaber after the Chancellor revealed that he knew about Padme. Palpatine knew that, too. Let's face it: Palpatine was actually afraid of what Anakin was capable of and knew that the only way to truly submit him was to make him kill almost everyone he ever loved. The fact that he was burned to a cinder and lost his remaining limbs was just an added bonus.
@englishlady97973 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure Palpatine was capable of feeling fear, tbh, but there may be something in this. I think Anakin was just pissed when he revealed he knew about Padme, and he guessed he *might* be the Sith lord. He could have stabbed him then and there, but I wanted proof, and of course Palpatine had something he wanted. So it was "I'll tell you when you do---- this". If he'd told him straightaway, or said he didn't really know how to save Padme again. Stabbed on the spot.
@tommytommy75353 жыл бұрын
@@englishlady9797 he had fear for yoda after he surived ,another timeperiod he had fear was between anakin killed windu and order 66
@perrya.35804 жыл бұрын
8:23 - didn't the dozen or so Jedi on Kessel come pretty close to killing him? He only survived because the 501st showed up in time to gun them down.
@darthvader5664 жыл бұрын
That was also not very long after revenge of the sith, nowhere near the Vader we saw in rogue one. It's very possible Vader at that time could have easily swept those jedi
@petelee24773 жыл бұрын
You mean when vador was significantly outnumbered
@1337b3nnyvav00m3 жыл бұрын
@@darthvader566 To add to your point he hadn’t adjusted to his suit at that point in time
@casbot714 жыл бұрын
For standard Star Wars weaponry, Ion guns from all sides, friendly fire isn't an issue … or blasters set on stun so shots can't be reflected back. The main thing to remember is that Jedi will use standard blaster bolts redirected back as their ranged fire, so deny them that opportunity. And booby traps are fair as well.
@tenthshadowstep4 жыл бұрын
I like how you said the exact opposite of what grevious had replaced
@Crackmiser4 жыл бұрын
The comic “vader down” will make you understand why they have tactics spacificly for Vader. (My auto correct is messed so I just left it)
@chrisg43144 жыл бұрын
BrolyBoi Lover I find your lack of spelling disturbing
@Asiandynamo4 жыл бұрын
Specifically, in this day an age of autocorrect.
@Crackmiser4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Guilkey unfortunately autocorrect kept putting it to that so I just gave up
@Crackmiser4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Guilkey lol my auto is messed it kept changing it to that and not the right one
@doctorsqueaks16834 жыл бұрын
Never read that comic, what happened?
@maudrysilvain59054 жыл бұрын
Well, use sand.
@STRAKAZulu4 жыл бұрын
"I've got sand up my NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEE!" ~Darth Vader, the Empire Strikes Out.
@maudrysilvain59054 жыл бұрын
@@STRAKAZulu But in a more serious version I would use: A shotgun (difficulty to deflect a shotgun round especially if in a auto mode (looking at the 1897 model used during WW1)) A Ysalamir on my back to counter the force abilities A flamethrower for the reason said in the video Some Droïds poppers, since Vader is almost machine, if you cut the power supply, he can't breathe (when grandpa is saying you rely too much on technology, cut his oxygen supply)
@roguelead724 жыл бұрын
@@maudrysilvain5905 USAR-12 semi automatic 12 gauge with a 20 round magazine.
@legionofthedamned1574 жыл бұрын
@@maudrysilvain5905 use the AA12
@vladtheimpalerofficial4 жыл бұрын
Or the high ground
@TheRewasder974 жыл бұрын
Rebels: *anti-vader tactic* Vader: Why are you running?
@mrdriver29884 жыл бұрын
One thing they always forget is that they can use flash bang to disrupt his concentration with the force and that makes a great opening to unload your ammo.
@charlesw59194 жыл бұрын
AntiVader Drills: 100 meter dash drills, all day, everyday.
@corporategunner59724 жыл бұрын
What I would do if I was a commander and Vader is gonna try kill me: Run, just run because it is pretty much nearly impossible to kill him.
@avazquez01 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, there were multiple opportunities where Vader could just force grab the plans or whoever was carrying them while deflecting blasterbolts
@benjaminstorace66994 жыл бұрын
Flame Emperor: "Halt, you're having too much fun."
@bsmnt234 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking the only truly valid "Anti-Vader" strategy was to issue your soldiers brown trousers and hope for the best.
@colorfulsouls40504 жыл бұрын
"And enemies of the state" A yes children
@deathtrooper71044 жыл бұрын
Anti Vader drill Step 1: have Jedi engage Vader in 1v1 Step 2: evacuate while he’s distracted
@SuperNuketown20253 жыл бұрын
1:02 “and also suppressing dissidents and enemies of the state” *shows the child murder scene*
@kostakatsoulis29224 жыл бұрын
You know, considering the lack of space debris around the Profundity, I'm pretty sure most of the rebel fleet did actually get away into hyperspace. I mean it's not that hard, since they just had to move out of the way of the star destroyer and then jump. At the very least i think most of the starfighters left got away, and probably a few bigger ships as well.
@captainkiwi774 жыл бұрын
The amount of amputation jokes in that short span is absolutely A1
@JohnSmith-dd1bl3 жыл бұрын
9:30 love how Anakin is just getting all this surgery, amputations, and prosthetic limbs while still having charred clothes on and basically still smoldering from the lava.
@ASSASSYN4 жыл бұрын
The ongoing relentless shade of limb dismemberment was hilarious.
@sadturtle5404 жыл бұрын
Here’s how you really take out Vader You need a couple modern day slug throwers a scatter or shotgun with cortosis in the shell and a couple of droid poppers
@dungeonguy884 жыл бұрын
The droid poppers would probably be the most useful. His armor was rated for vacuum and was exceptionally durable itself, to the point where a small amount of molten metal wouldn't slow him down much. And the poppers would only slow him down till he got angry enough to just ignore the limitations of his suit.
@mr_e_monkey88364 жыл бұрын
Ooh, cortosis buckshot? Sounds fun!
@andrewschmitt32844 жыл бұрын
Cortosis .50 bmg?
@jlokison4 жыл бұрын
I don't know I think falling back and nuking him from orbit is the safest bet but no one in stat wars build nukes anymore.
@sadturtle5404 жыл бұрын
@@jlokison Dark places survive knew he was nuked by Palpatine before the first movie he survive just fine all it took to kill play just was him getting hammered Palpitate just had to blast him with enough force Lightning
@remyfromratmoviebuthuman42824 жыл бұрын
“I hate sand. It’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere!”
@MandelbrotMetalhead4 жыл бұрын
No matter how disappointed I get about things certain executives and directors have said over the past couple years, GT is always there to remind me of why I love Star Wars in the first place. Thank you Generation Tech, you're my favorite SW channel!
@bobmcbob494 жыл бұрын
come to think of it, how quickly was his suit made anyway? Episode 3 makes it seem like it was waiting for him just in case he needed a bunch more prosthetics and a life support machine.
@LuisOrtiz-gb6jt4 жыл бұрын
When sand was mentioned, that's where Dale Gribble comes in.
@alexismcloughlin53834 жыл бұрын
Shahahasha!
@darthnegrus92554 жыл бұрын
*"amputated...his desire for life"* That was some of the best kriffing scripting ever on this channel, and I'm a day uno. Buy your writer one of those gorgeous but useless 400$ lightsabers for Christmas 😅
@bowendavis58614 жыл бұрын
"suppressing dissidents" right before he slaughters children at the Jedi temple lol nice touch
@Kj16V4 жыл бұрын
1:00 "excelled at handling hostile negotiations and suppressing dissedance." [footage of Anakin mowing down civilians and children with his lightsaber] 😂
@Boringspy4 жыл бұрын
I see the rebellion has adopted you “KPOP” strategy
@GenerationTech4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes a classic
@leond79094 жыл бұрын
It's so weird bringing bucket of sand in the battle and throwing to Vader from any direction lol!
@nissexx82714 жыл бұрын
These puns kill me 😂
@midgetydeath3 жыл бұрын
Watching this I suddenly got hit by a strange feeling that Vader was still fighting the Clone Wars, just against the Rebel Alliance instead of the CIS. In his mind, this is probably nothing more than one long war and the only thing that changed was the enemy no longer relying on battle droids (though the Rebels did make use of former CIS droids, ships, etc. in large quantities)
@Roaming_Hermit4 жыл бұрын
You're officially the strongest Pun user in the known galaxy 😂
@cursedmonkey10334 жыл бұрын
What would happen if you opened up with a .50 caliber machine gun on him? I've often thought many of the problems in movies and literature could be quickly solved by the judicious use of a .50 caliber machine gun.
@nathanwilliams38774 жыл бұрын
Dumb
@jbturof4 жыл бұрын
I seriously thought you were gonna go in a different direction with the places sand gets into...LOL Great video!
@GODOFEARTHREALM4 жыл бұрын
1:30 the puns are strong with this one.
@rvanzo9254 жыл бұрын
The drill was about getting the higher ground.
@fullonrelaxed21094 жыл бұрын
So that Is a yes on the sandblaster and portable air compressor for all!
@cocacola4blood3654 жыл бұрын
Love the robes! Where's the "Say No to Dolphin Rape" logo?
@ajmoras69143 жыл бұрын
I hope they make more Darth Vader scenes like the one at the end of “Rogue One” you finally got to see how awesome Vader was.
@galbert1174 жыл бұрын
Run and orbital bombardment if on the ground....if in space just blow the ship....if none of this is possible.....stand, fight and die....
@jlokison4 жыл бұрын
@@Felix-eo6ob Vader Down The sand didn't help the 1000 rebel soldiers with thermal detonators.
@ericolsen55924 жыл бұрын
Orbital bombardment is recommended, that way you have the high ground.
@felixautomaton53144 жыл бұрын
"Sand, in my environment suit?" It's more common than you think.
@chazblank27173 жыл бұрын
There was a fan made card for the Star Wars CCG called “Pressing Vader’s Buttons” ... the lore explanation being that you sacrifice a nameless Rebel Trooper who rushes up and frantically presses random buttons on Vader’s chest panel.
@blkcpdconure4 жыл бұрын
I think Padme is going to be in episode 9 during the final scene. I tapped into the force to discover this.
@casbot714 жыл бұрын
Simplest method: use a Tricorder to shut off his suit, or even override the controls and have some fun with the settings - like waste disposal.… And it can be done from hundreds of kilometres away (or even several hundred miles). Although ideally you want to be standing on higher ground. There's also the option to take off and nuke the sight from orbit, it works on a lot of things and is a good generic response.
@toxitron73854 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@dungeonguy884 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure his suit systems weren't accessible from outside devices though.
@toxitron73854 жыл бұрын
Bring a sonic screwdriver
@tragedyplustime82714 жыл бұрын
Vader's suit can't be hacked. Oh and in a comic Vader was bombarded and he easily survived. He litterally is unstoppable. Only a stronger Sith or Jedi can kill him.
@Ali-76764 жыл бұрын
hold on....Obi Wan impregnated Padme?
@joshuafogg66004 жыл бұрын
Vader: "Wat?"
@BennyLlama394 жыл бұрын
(grunts in surprise and confusion like the dad on Home Improvement)
@josiadorthestrong10314 жыл бұрын
Imperial propaganda.
@jamesthompson2554 жыл бұрын
Yeah wait what the fuck, that never happened.
@englishlady97973 жыл бұрын
@@jamesthompson255 Its an ongoing joke. Alan is teasing us. Although for a moment Anakin might have thought it. There was an abandoned story-line involving Sidious insinuating they were having an affair.
@psycholonya4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that Darth Vader was so powerful and feared that a militia created an entire protocol to counter his appearance.
@DarknetDude4 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the sarcasm of this. Vader himself would probably say, "I find your lack of sass disturbing."
@DraconicMeteorite4 жыл бұрын
A Darth Vader poper A emp grenade that sprays sand everywhere.
@Iron_Age4 жыл бұрын
1:34 wtf? Obiwan impregnated padme now? 😂😂
@robertagu55334 жыл бұрын
Judging from what's been shown in everything from comics to video games. An most all the tv an movies their plan for most is to apparently run like hell or try to bunker down, shoot at him alot and hope a powerful Jedi shows up to fight him.. so that they can get away Funny how the secret preferred weapon against a Force user in universe was one the same weapons one would use against a swarm of annoying bugs.. or Xenomorphs
@AgentM793 жыл бұрын
Even sand ran away from Darth Vader after Rogue One. He’s monstrous, terrifying, and his lightsaber cuts everywhere.
@henrymarckisotto90254 жыл бұрын
Darth Scion did the whole staying alive through anger thing better
@rays74374 жыл бұрын
I still think Obi-Wan was the most badass Jedi ever. He defeated Darth Maul, Anakin, and General Grievous. He only lost to Vader because he wanted to.
@englishlady97973 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Anakin killed 2 Sith and a Sith apprentice. Maul was only an apprentice, and Anakin only lost to him Obi-Wan he got cocky. Same with Maul actually.
@hanholland82314 жыл бұрын
1:50 Allen you are a savage you got me dead😂🤣🤣
@edwarddelacruz3923 Жыл бұрын
One might say that opening ROAST Alan had on Vader would leave him with some serious BURNS!
@drip92104 жыл бұрын
They have sand guns
@KittysInu4 жыл бұрын
*makes a purge the jedi temple joke* Me: ok, little harsh in the nerdy way "Mine kinda smells like a twilek but..." Me: ....wait did he get a hooker too?
@andyl80554 жыл бұрын
Haha 2 minutes in and people on the train are looking at me as I say “Stop it!” to my phone.
@hshwhjwqjqj1963 жыл бұрын
Simple. Use sandbags to block incoming stormtrooper fire, use sand-themed camo uniforms, and be ready to throw sand whenever possible
@respecthalo29634 жыл бұрын
You don't know the power the puns!
@agape-7044 жыл бұрын
When you think you are out of trouble by staying on a ship instead of being on Scarif 😑
@darthjarjar75724 жыл бұрын
Well while this could be effective, Vader has armour that isn't part of his suit that would keep him alive on pretty much every situation. This armour is a high tech invention in Star Wars, wideszpread across many central characters. They call it plot armour.
@Billy_The_Kid-3 жыл бұрын
I have never been more pleased with the puns. Usually that many in a row gets extremely annoying. But you sir have pulled of an incredible combo that will ring through the galaxy for eons Hopefully it was pretty fire ngl
@mochimoni19754 жыл бұрын
My view of the Jedi's have changed, I didn't even know they were wearing bathrobes
@permeus2nd4 жыл бұрын
I’m hopping the answer is poop their pants and run screaming from the room.
@GenerationTech4 жыл бұрын
Usually the get naked and roll in feces thing works but I would argue that would piss him off more especially in a tight interior space
@jaredpope73054 жыл бұрын
permeus2nd 😂😂😂😂😂 I was gonna say the same thing
@BennyLlama394 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be more efficient to just *run* without soiling themselves? 🙂
@BryceByerley4 жыл бұрын
@@BennyLlama39 you need to lose every ounce of useless weight when fleeing...so pooping is a requirement as well as voiding the bladder. Just make sure to drop the pants first. before executing steps one and two
@nicholsjoshua154 жыл бұрын
@@GenerationTech l
@obi-wankenobi69863 жыл бұрын
Anti Vader Drill: 1. Get high ground 2. Make sure the ground is sand. There you go
@englishlady97973 жыл бұрын
I know the thumbnail is from a video game, but I just can't imagine Vader ever surrendering. Even if he was surrounded, I imagine he'd rather go out fighting.
@randus70534 жыл бұрын
One word sand-blasters.
@cjless19914 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed at so many dismemberment puns so much in my life.
@erikm83734 жыл бұрын
I think the problem is that the anti droid weapons that would be good on Vader weren't being produced as much since people were no longer building armies out of droids, and they weren't as good against the regular enemies the rebels would be fighting in a standard combat situation.
@variousnumber8914 жыл бұрын
Rebel Plan for Vader: *Run away screaming, unless Luke/Starkiller are around*