What Would You Do?

[@Stonewall29]

Trayvon being a botched episode of What Would You Do? fucking killed me.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I laughed so hard at that I almost cried

[@diskid3644]

it killed Trayvon too

[@JrIcify]

I've been laughing at that for two years

[@yujiruffhanma3095]

It's hysterical. I don't know why but the single line works so well, the scenario is so believable and so funny.

[@jb-eq6no]

@@yujiruffhanma3095” i truly believe”

[@toddsegel2594]

Two guys in philly hitting on a girl nodding off is the most philly thing ever.

[@ghoulking7616]

The only thing more Philly would be doing it at a losing eagles game

[@samwoodson9603]

“The guy that hosts it is like some fake race.”

[@hoagielamp6543]

Might be the funniest thing I've heard all month, holy shit.

[@eyeswiiideshut1713]

@@hoagielamp6543 jeffrey quinoa

[@ZeranZeran]

Jeffrey Quinoa

[@greenhound]

" it's either racist or like some body being mean to retarded people, same thing " got me. I don't even think he meant it that way

[@unclebustard5328]

I came to the comments right after I heard that hahahah so subtle

[@airdusterenjoyer]

Same thing as beating your wife as well

[@GiuseppeRedscarf]

The bit about the McDonald's was possibly the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@mayroque5296]

😂😂😂😂

[@cartercartercartercar]

funniest part about this is that john quinones doesn’t even have the accent

[@dinoflame9696]

nick really likes saying john quiñoñes

[@kingpotpie4132]

Stavs laugh has grown on me lmfao

[@Stonewall29]

Hell yeah dude

[@KilSwt2318]

Respect

[@Chiefmucka]

@Dan290559 this is exactly what my brother says haha

[@ThousandIsland_stare]

An acquired taste

[@jacobapodaca2530]

Welcome to the gay club, brother

[@notmyname9261]

5:49 Might be my favourite Stav laugh of them all.

[@StevenSeagull]

It’s a really good one

[@jamesongoodwin1346]

" I seem to have eaten all the paperwork" 🤣🤣

[@yanyeniffer8217]

"guy that hosts it is some fake race" is one of the greatest insults i have ever heard

[@forlornfuture2630]

5:53 Stav realizes where Nick is going with it

[@scrapethecurb]

John Quinones is my mom's cousin, so this technically means they're talking about me. I did it.

[@BeauBrakman]

Imagine Nick's Biden impression saying your name because his dead son was named the same thing

[@RamyTheGreat]

Congrats

[@KilSwt2318]

Nice

[@patrickgarcia1588]

He's from san antonio right?

[@BalloonSircus]

Ninja,. You made it!

[@officernasty7314]

The suitcase full of loose skittles took me out 😂😂

[@BryceChillis]

Stav's Hypothetical should be a tv show

[@hgcommons]

Which one?

[@BryceChillis]

@@hgcommons that's the name of the show and every episode is a Stav Hypothetical

[@RobertsmithDFTBA]

It's called SNL, theyre ghost writers

[@BryceChillis]

@@RobertsmithDFTBA then how come snl isnt funny?

[@NedTesco]

@@BryceChillis execution

[@evilkingganon707]

"They sorta snake around the painting" is contextually the funniest thing I ever heard

[@seanyb5289]

"I gotta go piss" is code for "I'm running outta energy lemme go rail a fat line"

[@tylerphillips503]

The first 15 seconds are so effortlessly hilarious from Nick

[@jamesembrey3100]

Goddamn, “loose skittles” got me

[@itgirl1693]

holy shit stav gets absolutely hysterical at the mcdonald’s bit

[@FIXXAH-FRENZY]

no matter what stavs laugh/wheez will always kill me

[@smokyprogg]

What about the Engi but instead of being machine experts they're sex masters and called the Engay

[@StevenSeagull]

Riff city baby

[@crisptomato9495]

My religion teacher showed us an episode of WWYD in class today where a guy with Down syndrome was getting harassed and I immediately thought of this bit lmao.

[@ya9ya10]

sounds like a pretty cool religion

[@herbdelarge]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yeah... I'm thinking... I'm black.

[@jamesongoodwin1346]

John wigga hahaha

[@HugeWangPiece]

the section where adam was not involved was very very funny

[@deckersstuff]

i wonder why

[@shakeandjake_1]

"Nah she alright" if I had a nickel for every time I heard that at a bar

[@MeanForTheRightReasons]

hell yeah dude

[@damiankirkwood7924]

Interesting

[@duke3250]

@@damiankirkwood7924 hell yeah dude

[@hgcommons]

Hell yeah dude

[@penguano5514]

Dude: hell yeah

[@joelhayman985]

Do fans of these guys realize none of them are white

[@deven9565]

John Quesadilla

[@lukastaylor9544]

Crazy how engis own 90% of the scrap

[@Fliptheflipflop]

god I love a good Stav cackle

[@DavidWarrenMusic]

Chinese dragons don't have wings, but they still fly. They don't need wings to fly

[@TheBoss0110101001]

I hate how KZbin tries to get me away from the Cum Town rabbit hole by taking me straight to a Bill Burr video after every single Cum Town video.

[@evansevansevans1]

Or Tom Segura.

[@axiss5840]

Mine unironically wants to make me watch John fucking Oliver.

[@vietnamsemonky4082]

Why does this podcast make me laugh so fucking hard, it's a bunch of boomers calling each other gay and everything gay 24/7 Also I'm gay.

[@Fabianwew]

Millennials, far from boomers.

[@vietnamsemonky4082]

@NON-GAY ACTOR DANNY DEVITO Jesus Christ i know they're millennials, I'm not calling them boomers in the literal sense ya gays

[@fartpimpson3843]

I'm gay actor Michael Douglas and this is my alt account. It sucks, but it's sexy

[@JimmyTurner]

@@Fabianwew you're thinking of baby boomers. Boomers are older millennials. A lot of people don't know that

[@JimmyTurner]

@@Fabianwew kinda like people don't know what snowflake means.

[@kingt0295]

Im gay for men

[@hossdelgato6098]

First time?

[@BryceChillis]

hey does nick call addidas 'thedeedaz'?

[@duke3250]

Sounds like uh-dee-daz

[@alexhaile7957]

@@duke3250 the dead ass

[@jimmyrustler8983]

After Dinner I Did A Shit.

[@forgottenmma3694]

John Quesadilla 😂😂😂

[@CrunchyBrownie5]

1:17 you signed a non disclosure agreement George

[@super8857]

You guys are awesome. Reminds me of me and my friends in my early 20s

[@duncanedwards6461]

" I truly believe ". Superb

[@Johnny-Badhair]

5:31 lol no one says anything after “same thing”

[@klimpomp]

Is it just me or does there seem to be a lot more going on in this FTL than normal? I mean text boxes and other "events".

[@StevenSeagull]

This is the captains edition mod. I’d highly recommend it if you’re a fan of FTL although it can be pretty brutal at times

[@klimpomp]

@@StevenSeagull ah yes! My brain kept bugging me that there was an expansive dlc or mod or smthn for FTL. Thank you! I'll definitely have to try it now, only stopped FTL cause I got bored.

[@joshuadulin5634]

Made the mistake of watching this with a bruised rib

[@scottuto]

this game looks complicated, and these racist instructions dont help at all

[@harveyhamilton1799]

So weird that I usually play FTL when I listen to cum town and this comes up in my recommended

[@forgottenmma3694]

Does anyone know where I can find the second clips video

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

This shit is fucking hilarious

[@namedidii]

i just got to the rebel flagship last night for the first time after like 6 or 7 years

[@bawfuls]

I thought this would be about the early 90's Nickelodeon gameshow hosted by Marc Summers

[@Lilvynom]

Cumtown with pc games in the background makes me feel good

[@justtim9652]

I thought chinese dragons fly by grabbing on to clouds. I think that makes me gay

[@BIacklce]

Chinese dragons are wonder woman?

[@zeep5279]

What episode is this?

[@DjViceroy]

3:20 - Every Dunkin Donuts in Quincy.

[@duke3250]

Practically no Adam this clip smh...

[@some______guy]

All the highlights are without him. Imagine that

[@duke3250]

@@some______guy must be Stav cutting all the clips. Hes jealous of Adam's talent

[@mathewpickels2745]

Could he possibly be John Quinnones? Have you ever seen a picture of the 2 of them together?

[@jager_zer0577]

John Kin-Youn-Yez

[@IRoYaILTY]

Jefferey Quinoa

[@neuralroberts6276]

This FTL gameplay stresses me out so much

[@kingmostofall5921]

Someone check on Stav, that dude was dying.

[@herringtonoso4064]

I hate to be this guy, but what game is being played as the visual. It looks familiar but I can't quite remember..

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

FTL:Faster Than Light

[@explorinjenkins349]

Is your FTL modded? Something looks different than mine.

[@StevenSeagull]

It is. I play with the captains edition mod. It adds about 200 new items and a ton of new enemies and encounters. I’d highly recommend it

[@explorinjenkins349]

@@StevenSeagull Oh, tits. I love FTL. Had all the ships and then a glitch happened where it started me over. I am not slogging through the dumbass slug ships again.

[@loggue9193]

Is there supposed to be ftl gameplay in the background because i feel like im in a fever dream right now? Wait is youtube playing multiple videos what the fuck is going on?

[@doublewide8938]

Hell yeah my comment quoting the video got nuked. Ace move KZbin.

[@badxradxandy]

KZbin eats sausages

[@tehrobotjesus]

John Peenones

[@nightofhalo]

Zoltan swag

[@StevenSeagull]

They’re my fav

[@zweePOP]

Yoo what game are you playing in this? It looks kinda sick

[@StevenSeagull]

Its called FTL, it’s really cool but it’s pretty tough

[@zweePOP]

@@StevenSeagull oh shit it's made by the same guys who did into the breach, that game is incredible. i gotta try out ftl

[@eyeswiiideshut1713]

videos games are gay

[@fartpimpson3843]

"It's racist or someone being mean to retarded people... Which is the same thing" - Nick Mullen

[@oswaldomayberry9260]

We sent Adam to the carnival to eat all of the diarrhea

[@farliser2211]

whats the game in the back round

[@StevenSeagull]

FTL (2012)

[@farliser2211]

@@StevenSeagull k

[@thatoneguychad420]

The Chinese dragon DEFFO flies. Think Shenron :) (yes I know DBZ is Japanese)

[@infinite4destruction771]

What's his name?

[@masonboyle6046]

What mods do you use?

[@StevenSeagull]

The captains edition mod

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"fake race"

[@jaylenmorris3687]

Can I have... bisguetti

[@DirtyErnie989]

Is that ahri shafier?

[@ericgustafson5191]

Soooo, funny!!

[@Gematrinator]

Wtf are you playing bro haha

[@StevenSeagull]

FTL

[@OOGABOOGABAROOGA]

this is from before nick had his voice artificially deepened

[@shrike618]

I'm gay for women

[@ratman202]

Pog

[@sharonepphart5544]

Hell yeah dude

[@OGDrinkr]

What is this game?

[@StevenSeagull]

FTL

[@manicallydepressedclown8064]

I love ftl

[@-Trauma.]

I thought this was about the Nickelodeon show...

[@arealbigboss]

“Its either being racist or being mean to retarded people, kind of the same thing.” What did he mean by this?

[@iunnox666]

They're both bigotry. What do you think he meant?

[@fivefigga4038]

Hey man what game is this? Thanks

[@StevenSeagull]

This if FTL (2012) with the captain's edition mod. If you like super difficult games like Dark Souls I would highly recommend checking it out

[@fivefigga4038]

@@StevenSeagull thanks man! this game kind of reminded me of rimworld

[@JG_Minnit]

FTL fucking rules

[@StevenSeagull]

Correct

[@kogtrecords5838]

4:40

[@pseudonym50]

Holy shit dude use autofire if ur gonna get out the auto lazer

[@StevenSeagull]

Yeah I’ve learned to use that now

[@TumpsBudGuy]

Not putting the Zoltan as captain... You must be a gay

[@ghostgate82]

What is the shitty looking game being played in the background?

[@StevenSeagull]

FTL

[@warlordwurzoggwigsplittaht2933]

Damn the botched tv show thing was funny.

[@nickomode5624]

no, fuck no dude

[@silversaint219]

Fucking HATE "what would you do"! Also i'm gay

[@thefrogstronaut]

This was not a good clip to watch with a stomach ache

[@fanda6122]

oh cmon youre wasting everybodys time

[@miaouew]

Fake race

[@tinman96]

What about FTLGBTQ

[@soursopduppy]

the Trayvon comparison made zero sense

[@23Butanedione]

Dude that laugh makes this podcast unlistenable. Every time I have these guys on my gf flips out "who tf laughs like that?!"

[@DrMantisToboggan69]

You're listening to Cum Town man, you're not fooling anyone - it's your boyfriend

[@jamesonjaksch4883]

You get used to it

[@wndosiren1474]

I always like wrestling