What Your Chapter Says About You (Loyalist Edition)

[@fernhausluv44]

1:04 - Dark Angels 2:06 - White Scars 3:05 - Space Wolves 3:57 - Imperial Fists 5:04 - Blood Angels 5:58 - Iron Hands 7:10 - Ultramarines 8:19 - Salamanders 9:23 - Raven Guard

[@Baneofvader]

Thank you!!!! Wish he’d friggen put this in the description or something

[@mark2films45]

Aww no deathwatch inquisition

[@Sight-Ashen]

@@mark2films45 no retributors or space sharks

[@ThePatriot-AUS]

No Blood Ravens? 😔

[@hummazhughes766]

Oh damn, thats the first 9 Loyalist Legions of the Horus Heresy.

[@magni5648]

I just like the blueberries because I can sympathize with Guilliman's issue of being the only adult in the room and suffering for it.

[@konigstiger8518]

I like them because they're blue, and were incredibly chad in 30k, there are still chads, they're just hampered by the "the codex astartes does not support this action" schtick

[@Lifeislikeadoughnut]

@@konigstiger8518Since Guilliman’s return he has made an effort to stomp out such interpretations of the codex.

[@tetsatou2815]

@@konigstiger8518 Which has never even really been that accurate. I mean fuck, Uriel Ventris proved as much back in like...2002. It wasn't helped by Matt Ward and the trained apes they brought in to fuck with the lore, admittedly.

[@ManuR-l4m]

@@konigstiger8518 Ultramarines are awesome, that stick in their butts aside of course. However, whats tiresome for me is their extreme omnipresence. Writers could easily remove half the focus on Ultramarines and they d still be the most featured chapter by far. But that would free up lots of resources for the chapters they treat like left behind childs. Especially the successors of the three shattered legions are in a pitiful state.

[@mattmark94]

@ManuR-l4m I'm an UM fan, I paint UM and yet I want LESS of them in the lore. At least a third of the founding Loyalist chapters deserve way more lore.

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Dark Angel: Actual Knights Templar. White Scar: Power Ranger. Space Wolf: Viking cosplay enthusiast. Imperial Fist: Literal. Wall. Blood Angel: Twilight. Iron Hand: Angry Scottish mechanic. Ultramarine: Roman snowflake. Salamander: Dragon Tales. Raven Guard: Gothy gothic goth.

[@LegendStormcrow]

More like Dragon Tales after the kids go home and they have to deal with the neighboring kingdom.

[@helline9]

this is more accurate than the video.

[@diegoparra1035]

DRAGON TALES DRAGON TALES ITS ALMOST TIME FOR DRAGON TA-

[@vicentescangarelli2361]

The amount of steel like mental fortitude you have shown to not call the space wolves furries would make Dorn proud

[@LegendStormcrow]

@@vicentescangarelli2361 I like the Wolves, and even I do it.

[@jeffbwilliams23]

As a dad who has played Dark Angels since the 90s with a son who plays black templars, i am SO sharing this with him

[@RuerlKhan]

As a dad should you not play the imperial fists though? Or will that be your son once he grows up? :D

[@swordbrotherplatt9392]

Well at least your son’s a loyalist. He’s got that going for him.

[@yungmalaria]

Imo the black templars are just the edgy mentally ill version of dark angels rather than wannabes. They dont want to be DA but they are still jealous of them.

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

@@RuerlKhan I'm a woman who dislikes anyone who isn't an Imperial Fist because I know what a real man is.

[@TossedSalad69]

Raven Guard are so good at stealth because everybody just straight up forget they even exist at all

[@JebblesJunior]

Wallflower treatment.

[@Drocksas]

The two most forgotten loyalist legions: Raven Guard, brooding stealthily in the corner, and White Scars, because they left at mach 5 over 20 minutes ago

[@ronaldmcreagann6343]

@@DrocksasI felt that

[@mathiasjoshp]

Same conclusion I came to. Time go brood in the darkness to emo rock because I got forgotten again...

[@HappyHog11]

Meanwhile the White Scars are screaming in the corner

[@totalnerdboy]

As a Raven Guard enthusiast, not only do I agree with your assessment, but the beginnings of a smile started to form on my face. Don't worry. I shut it down.

[@mugrichabaxem8494]

Every chapter : something bad to say Salamanders : nice dudes :)

[@ImBarryScottCSS]

So I'm a nice dude. But according to the previous video I'm also a psychopath assault 😂

[@SlothSkeleton]

​@@ImBarryScottCSS You need to be both. The trick is knowing when to be which one.

[@notknightbean]

Yeah. Wholesome pyromaniacs

[@aidenfurry471]

they're basically the Pyro from TF2, burning hordes of enemies while singing "do you believe in magic..."

[@BenLJudy]

@@ImBarryScottCSS Sallies are psychotic as well. They will burn their enemies alive and revel in their screams, but then bake cookies for all the neighborhood children on the fires of the burning corpses. One of the most compelling things I find about the Salamanders is that they embody the wrath of patient men. When talking to most people, they are the nicest people there are, but once someone gives them a reason, they let out all of the vitriol and hate that they've been saving up. Everyone has their dark side. As Space Marines, Salamanders get a chance to show it.

[@thomascraiker6449]

As a Dark Angels player, I refuse to read the room. Secondly, we never friendly fire, because there are no witnesses to say otherwise.

[@LosferWerds]

First Sniper, and now Blood Angels. You're really helping me work through things that my therapist can't even begin to touch.

[@gachalordnoobie4911]

Somehow that's both impressive and disappointing.

[@theshinken]

If I'm Blood Angel but actually Flesh Tearer, am still part of the cool guys club?

[@Vincent_A.]

@@theshinkenMortals are friends, not food.

[@morgothastartes]

Assault, Blood Angels. Clad in black

[@MortalWombat047]

​@@morgothastartesah a fellow death company enjoyer as Dante said. "We are all Death Company now"

[@fedorustimenko3057]

Raven Guard fan here. I was angry about what you said and was going to write a long-ass comment abt it, only to realise thag you are, in all actuallity, completely correct and I nearly proved your point. Great video

[@jshburgess4172]

Bro really sent a couple of strays to the Black Templars without actually covering them. The disrespect LMAO

[@Vincent_A.]

That part was so petty that he earned respect from the Necrons

[@jordansmith4040]

As a Black Templar player and fan, I think I'd be very angry if I could understand those big words he used.

[@bwestacado9643]

​@@jordansmith4040 As a fellow Black Templar, I say it's heresy!

[@SuperRoboPopoto]

As a Black Templar, I can't hear his insult over the sound of my inability to read.

[@mr.a_sa.5432]

@@jordansmith4040as a Black Templar and him fellow servant of the Imperium of Man…he is talking MADD SHIT FOR A CHAPTER IN CRUSADING DISTANCE!!!!

[@RaydoBaconslayer]

I like white scars even more now.

[@mauricewatkins8968]

“The Salamanders are Super Bartenders, and we love them for it.” And Thank God for it, cause undoubtedly the ENTIRE 40Kniverse needs a drink.

[@QuantumBeard]

_Especially_ the Salamanders

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

@@QuantumBeard *ahem* Lamenters

[@drdino2002]

Except the Space Wolfs... They're already drunk.

[@andreatomasi3755]

​@@drdino2002 they would still take it regardless

[@cristaltophat]

Well the blood angels do be drinking, It’s just not booze.

[@thecombatwombat7652]

As a Raven Guard fan, I have frequently startled people I know by accident because of how quietly I walk up behind them without even thinking about it

[@thealaskanseparatist6786]

All my blood angels stand up. For the Emperor and Sanguinius

[@verdantvagrant7353]

For the Emperor and Sanguinius

[@Jonononon]

WHERE THE F*** IS HORUS?!?!???

[@NemesisUmbral]

I too am a proud Blood Angel and xenos executioner of the Deathwatch. Although the blessed curse courses through my veins, I will not give into the dark. But if I must, then, it will not be for the sake of the Emperor, but for the livelihood of our legacy and humanity.

[@thealaskanseparatist6786]

@@NemesisUmbral By the Blood

[@thealaskanseparatist6786]

@Jonononon The Arch-Traitor is everywhere, Brother!

[@TheUrbanSentinelChannel]

👋🤣 New Black Templara here! 💯 accurate, I couldn't stop laughing, because each description was spot on. 🤣😂

[@sofaking1627]

Everybody knows The difference between Blood Angels and the Raven Guard is that one watches Interview with the Vampire And the other watches The 1994 goth classic, The Crow

[@EzioZ]

I love both of those movies and chapters 💪🏽🤝🏾

[@vengefulforces7395]

​@@EzioZI'd joke & say your a blood raven but that requires crippling kleptomania

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

I'm just really into WOD And a kleptomaniac

[@sofaking1627]

@@EzioZ Likewise, little moreso the Raven Guard but I still enjoy my vampire bros

[@CausticSpace]

Please delete this comment, I did not give you permission to put me in it :( (Except instead of Interview with a Vampire it was Bloodborne/Vampire: The Masquerade)

[@the_cogito]

Father of three here, assessment of the Imperial fists is 100% correct. The hospital gives you a pack of heavy intercessors upon birth of a child… with only imperial fists transfers.

[@Dahbidah77]

The imperial fists one was a little too accurate... My cousin introduced me to Warhammer, told me the black templar's were awesome. I found the fists and loved them and Dorn. I am also a dad... Get out of my head!!!

[@Rytonic69]

Bro, you got read like a picture book

[@linked2dio26]

As a Salamander Vangaurd, I weep tears for the successor chapter Lamenters. I just wanna give them a hug and tell them. "It will be alright brother, I'm here for you"

[@alexanderstoyanov4284]

Dudes that picked the blueberries for their Greek/roman aesthetic getting the short end of the stick again. We will escape this prejudice one day sons of guilliman

[@sheeptheshawn240]

Man I hoped he would at least bring up Rome or something but the entire thing was about how ultramarines are bland 😢

[@mattmark94]

Yep, that's me!

[@owenhouck5281]

@@sheeptheshawn240people who say ultramarines are bland don’t know anything about Ultramarines lore tbh

[@bingolos9063]

Oh me ? I just saw Malum Caedo and thought to myself, hell yeah

[@innomineroma7347]

Roma Invicta 🦅 Though no one will ever address this in videos like this one 😔

[@UNDERWORLDMEDIA-616]

blood angels take is insanely accurate bruh Im cryin

[@justaguy9768]

You wear the Ultramarines because it was the one you start with. I wear the Ultramarines for everyone who never got to. RIP Soldier. Your Duty Ends.

[@MrRedfoxx1989]

5:41 You’re welcome.

[@Renegadesknight]

Salamanders are like your grandpa always loving, getting into shenanigans with you while always bailing you out but can be an absolute monster when he needs to be

[@Nempo13]

Salamanders are Uncle Iroh.

[@the86th82]

As a Salamanders player, I really appreciate the high praise!

[@DiecastMoose]

7:18 thank you for your kind words, but I like the color blue

[@kolbywilliams7234]

As a salamander who is introverted, I have to add this. Even if we don’t talk much, or we may not be “friendly” in a conventional way, we put everything on the line for our teams, and if our neighbor asks for help, we help them. And if we catch you bullying a noob who is genuinely trying to do things right, we will make your life miserable. Vulcan would never harm the innocent.

[@khrishp]

Unless you're some damn knife ear, then the gloves are off.

[@kolbywilliams7234]

@@khrishp To be fair, a demon was whispering in Vulcan’s ear. Nobody brings that up, though.

[@LegendStormcrow]

I come across as a Raven Guard, but the Salamanders are my favorite first founding loyalist chapter. That's followed up by The Space Dogs and the Raven Guard.

[@soupcheese5607]

Strength is something to be earned and used to protect/guide those who are weak. No shame in improving, only shame in picking on those who wish to improve. Your kindness is unique and does not go unnoticed brother. Into the fires of battle, and unto the anvil of war!

[@Prometheus2100]

I feel this. My favorite are the Salamanders, but I also come across as Raven guard since I'm also introverted. Then again my 2010 emo self comes out and plays Raven Guard 😂

[@McnamaraMissedMe]

That transition from the Dark Angels to the White Scars earned you a instant sub and like holy crap

[@helljumper2565]

As a Blood Raven I must thank all those who graciously gifted us their relics, they are a fine addition to the collection

[@tzaphkielconficturus7136]

He'll presumably cover the Thousand Sons in the traitor section.

[@therealozurka]

Good to see another Brother in the field!

[@saltsaltius9831]

One time I was playing space marine with some randoms, and this guy was a salamander, nice guy too but I ended up dying too many times and put on cooldown and by the emporer… He went from salamander to throne damned CLASSIC angry marine, not at me but at the tyranids that killed me, and for the entire cool-down time I only heard an endless stream of rage, murderous intent and a shit ton of threats until I respawned, then he went back to normal like nothing happened, I miss that guy

[@EscBackspace]

As somebody who reps Raven Guard. Watching the video up to their part, I gotta say I was expecting much worse. However very spot on 👌

[@cabbageashthe1st594]

I felt really called out. and I stopped reping raven guard a while ago

[@billybobjoe2641]

Ik very spot on

[@swordbrotherplatt9392]

1:31 huff, puff, huff, puff…. And I thought you said loyalist chapters? Why are you starting with a traitor chapter then?

[@JebblesJunior]

They’re just having a communication error.

[@GreyMagee74]

*Lion El'Jonson joins the chat*

[@mawkishwarden172]

Iron Hands: You have made a pact with the devil that sacrifices any and all narrative nuance or intrigue, in exchange for being so gut bustingly borked in the rules department that you become at least 75% of the reason why people hate playing against Marines at some point in the current tabletop edition. … Oh and something, something, no head lmao.

[@botpenn4672]

and now in 10th edition we don't get good lore OR rules

[@burnttoast26]

@@botpenn4672I keep hearing 10E messed up a lot of things on tabletop

[@mawkishwarden172]

@@botpenn4672 Mood...

[@mawkishwarden172]

@@burnttoast26 My feeling is if you're a new player, you'll probably slot into 10E pretty good. But if you're from 9E or earlier and the books treated you well (my main armies were Blood Angels, Tau, Custodes and Guard), then a lot of the new Codexes are a punch to the gut, when you compare not only the power, but also the flavour and options the past ones gave you. Even the best ones like Orks and Chaos Marines feel like shadows of their former selves. Then there's 10E's points system, which IMO is just indefensible as a game mechanic when units have so many options that are invalidated because everything has a fixed cost no matter what wargear they take. Some people say that it wasn't any different than when different loadouts costed different points, because people would just find the most optimal loadouts and stick with those ones no matter the cost. But I would argue that there were still small differentiations here and there between lists, and even if there wasn't, having the pretence of choice is at least better than no choice at all. I've also lost count the number of times my list is 10-20 points over, thinking "Oh I'll just ditch a plasma gun or a power fist", then reminding myself "No wait, I can't do that. I'll just have to ditch a whole unit and see if I can preserve the rest." :( The 10E core rules and mechanics themselves are mostly good - I'll give it that. But the foundation they've set have been absolutely wrecked by the armies, which have been neutered in both might (understandable, since 9E was getting way too killy by its end) and depth (completely unjustified, especially since GW's charging the same price for thinner books that are missing the quality and choice of their predecessors).

[@burnttoast26]

@@mawkishwarden172 Last time I played was 8E, before that I had played since 5E

[@Osc473]

Every chapter: have some sort of issue The salamander: *lore accurate friendship*

[@Maddking16]

As a space wolves player. He said nothing but facts. I have a "friend" who is a DA player, and I get we got a friendly rivalry and such, but when someone new asks about the SW and the first thing they hear is " Oh their a bunch of furries and here why the Dark Angels are better" It makes it hard to call it "friendly"😅

[@theonlytnargmatt]

Tell him the Lion wants a word with him, while our legions have a bit of banter we are both the Emperor's ultimate sanction. Tell him that while the first legion has many specialties he needs to man up because there currently is no "Bitchwing" and the Lion has no plans of making one just for him.

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

You know, even to your friends sometimes you have to say "F*ck off". Because otherwise you will be stuck with it. Stand up for our legion and don't let that guy walk all over you.

[@freed991]

it started to annoy me. space wolves are a neat legion, and people just write them off as furries. Had a friend started getting into the lore get told that and he laughed. a few years later he learns how bad ass they are and now loves them.

[@scottmunsen4311]

I love that transition to the White Scars. That was beautiful.

[@Emil-fx6xf]

As a Raven Guard i've never felt this exposed before... I hate it.

[@shalashaskashinkawa3985]

Lol, same my brother in the shadows.

[@mangolian3773]

Yeah my roommate watched this with me and he just laughed at me and said that yeah you are kinda of an asshole sometimes, And I just looked at him and he started choking while laughing and left my room... I got a spotlight on me and I don't like it. :/ Victorus Aut Mortis brothers.

[@kevinmccalister4602]

Despite liking the Raven guard itself as like my 4th loyalist legion/chapter. Blood angels, salamanders, iron hands, Raven guard. I think Corvus Corax is the best primarch.

[@billybobjoe2641]

Ik I was shocked with how spot on he was

[@desertwynd30]

I hit the dislike button because you can't see it.

[@MatthewMoudy]

1:17 i want to be mad, but ive also kitbashed several DA models for my BT

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

Carcharadons: Im a SPACE SHARK.

[@BenLJudy]

Baaaaabyyyy shark, doo doo, doo doo doodoo...

[@slothfulquagsire199]

Loyalists are Friends not Food I'm also a Carcharodons Player

[@123mrdoom]

@@slothfulquagsire199Tell that to the Mantis Warriors

[@slothfulquagsire199]

@@123mrdoom I mean... they weren't really acting that Loyal

[@uignireddngfiurdsgfiurdse]

Refer to Raven Guard, but add a latent desire to hurt people.

[@pandamaster4653]

Simultaneously glad you stuck to the theme and only did first founding chapters, and disappointed that there wasn't a note on deathwatch.

[@freed991]

Deathwatch is not really a "chapter".

[@Boreasnorm6391]

These are the only horoscopes I’ll listen to

[@Lifeislikeadoughnut]

As an Ultramarines fan, I agree that they are basic but that’s a very surface-level observation. When you look that bit deeper you find a lot to love. Guilliman’s pursuit to restore the Imperium to as it was before the Heresy, having to go up against ten millennia of corruption and fervent religious zealotry. The feeling of responsibility they carry knowing they failed to stop the Siege of Terra and failed to save the Emperor. The responsibility of being the example of what it means to be an Astartes and their duty to not only the Emperor but also to its people. Plus the Roman aesthetics and cultural inspirations are just cool…also the colours of the first and second companies are just so aesthetically pleasing.

[@astellios1748]

Honor and courage!

[@batmanuel1413]

Gotta say, I really enjoy your blunt and crude humor. It's refreshing and often times very hilarious!

[@ethatsgoodwine5888]

I was not expecting a full expose with those Dark Angels.

[@Constantine212]

For real read like a book

[@luxferre5546]

So White Scars are basically every video gamer. That is exactly what a gamer does.

[@Chiznitz]

2:30 - Self-callout from a guy whose entire channel was Helldivers up until three months ago.

[@JebblesJunior]

Helldivers decided it wanted to nuke itself with horrible business practices. Anyone would let that ship sink.

[@aestheticmirror9257]

I'm iron hand but that's because I had leg problem when I was younger so cybernetics sounds awesome

[@dominickquiteros9620]

You nailed it with the white scars and I'm not sure if I'm happy or scared

[@randomguy3080]

As a salamander Bulwark, according to this, I am the most chill dude

[@christianleblanc5109]

Aye same here brother

[@lastvanderwerf9841]

Aye saaamme

[@Slamander_Man]

Same

[@theonlytnargmatt]

"starting up we have the black templars- no wait we have the guys the black templars *wish* they could be" Dreadwing tier roast holy shit.

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

Imperial fists because rogal dorn from emperor's TTS is my fucking *spirit animal*

[@Dekaldar]

Amen Brother.

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

@@Dekaldar if you must rely on prayers, then your fortifications are *insufficient,* brother. ~Dorn voice

[@kerbe3]

Once upon a time I was me.

[@logangrimnar3800]

Hearing that White Scar summary was uncanny and felt personal. I had to steal a brief glance at my project table (which is every table) and my WS army sitting right next to my Adderall. Good on you sir

[@nickpeachey4199]

Dad of two, rogal dorn appreciator, can confirm.

[@AlcoholicWarfare]

Soldier, Dorn appreciator, can confirm his confirmation

[@SA-yt3kq]

that transition between the dark angles and white scars was clean af

[@Koko-puffles]

Blood Angels and Salamander guy here. Felt complimented and called out simultaneously. Good video :)

[@kevinmccalister4602]

Awesome! Glad to meet another one here! :) Funny thing is, My third is iron hands. And favorite primarch is Corvus Corax.

[@StayMad8]

okay but that transition between dark angels and white scars was fire

[@Browncoatful]

"Thank you for not losing your shit and making it everyone else's problem" Blood Angel: "You're welcome" Death Company: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Blood Angel: "Ignore him"

[@wolflordgio6320]

As a Space Wolves main you are spot on thank you. The duality of Russ and his sons are my favorite aspect including the mystery’s of the Wulfen and Fenris looking forward to Lemans return to 40K.

[@kurtisdeakin]

You were.... surprisingly kind to Space Wolves. Thank you! lol Thank you for not taking the low hanging fruit.

[@mannymanslaughter2213]

For real though wolves players get shat on a lot

[@CornyG4711]

Because more even than Ultramarines, they are author pets.

[@alastor8091]

Not just that, they suck. They screwed up royally during the Heresy and caused the Imperium more problems than it'd have without them.

[@YungFozz]

@@CornyG4711i doubt it when the Blue Boys chapter master has better feats than a primarch

[@aidenfurry471]

@@YungFozz depends on the Primarch Rogal Dorn Mortal Kombat Finishered Alpharius, kicked Fulgrim's a$$(but unfortunately couldn't kill him because he's a Daemon), first captains take after their primarchs and Sigismund's skill with a blade made Angron self concious and marked fulgrim's face so that ought to tell you about Dorn's persistence and skill if Sigismund takes after him, he constructed the two greatest fortresses to ever exist, he commanded more victories than anyone but the Lunar Wolves(and they had their primarch longer), he kept track of tens of billions of combatants in real-time without the need for cybernetic augmentation like Horus and Perturabo, he trained Pollux in strategy and Pollux outmanouvered a Primarch, he planned the Saturnine Manouver, his mental Fortitude is such that Warp magic doesn't work on him, Psychers and the like literally can't use their power in his presence because of how disciplined he is

[@gasmonkey1000]

Whire Scars. Their attitude, their Mongol aesthetic. Their primarch. They do what they like, like what they do, are good at what they do, and remain bros.

[@Mars-5103]

I play as a black templar just so I can role play as Grimaldus. I like Grimaldus because I saw the Helsreach fan movie. They are also literal space crusaders. Also I don’t want to be a dark angel because I know next to nothing about them.

[@kazuares7212]

Dark Angels are themed around Knights and more precisely Knights of Round Table, meanwhile Black Templars are crusaders which are basically catholic Knights and members of orders like Knight Templars or Teutonic Order

[@Seoul_Soldier]

@@kazuares7212 FINALLY, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE DIFFERENCE. PRAISE THE EMPEROR, I THANK HIM FOR YOUR WISDOM.

[@Mars-5103]

Bro was totally right, I’m now a dark angels shill. We are the better knights than the fanatical sons of Dorn!

[@Skullgryn]

@@Mars-5103 Heretic. (I'm joking, your're lowkey right.)

[@myster_ink8115]

As a Blood Angel fan I honestly couldn't with this more. I in real life burst out into laughter lol XD @5:04

[@MrRedfoxx1989]

Same man, same.

[@Loispealz34]

Blood ravens. Best chapter. Best color scheme. Best hairesy. Best characters. Knowlege is power. Guard it well.

[@CulltureShock]

If i would not be a Salamander, i would be a Blood raven, cause they are the ones that introduced me all the way back in Dawn of War 2

[@cupcakebl00d]

best chapter relics

[@Hypastpist]

You also steal hotel toiletries

[@Sargatas]

​@@cupcakebl00dbest relics from all chapters more likely😁

[@nicolausg7058]

Blood Ravens are greatest.

[@SomeRandomVergilFanboy]

Ngl I know hardly anything about Space Marine chapters but your description of the average Raven Guard is literally me

[@monday7352]

Formerly a Salamander, i switched my heraldry to the lesser known “Crayon Eaters” Because being nice is well and good, but you aren’t you when you’re hungry :]

[@sr.lontra]

I'm a Salamander but you couldn't be more wrong lmao Maybe because deep down I'm a World Eater (but yeah, I am, unironically, the link in my friends group and they are everything to me)

[@rileybeckham7243]

I will now exclusively be referring to the Lion as “Young Sheldon with a great-sword", thank you for that wonderful bit of word crafting 😂

[@Lord_Numpty]

It's a ridiculous comparison. The Lion is _far_ more humble and intelligent than that little bastard.

[@Mr_Nacho66]

Your raven guard explanation was on point

[@thebigm7558]

2:06 This cut was utter perfection

[@mostlyjovial6177]

As a Raven Guard fan the comment about just leaving without saying anything when my social battery runs out is painfully accurate.

[@S1030dan]

Blood Angels: Ultimate Therapist.

[@sealstorm1935]

Dark Angels Forever!

[@aquablue666]

FOR THE LION BATTLE BROTHER!

[@dredgen0268]

Shit-the Raven Guard is spot fucking on.

[@silvanusasher446]

Just getting into Warhammer40k for the first time, based on your descriptions I'm a mixture between a White Scar and a Raven Guard. Thanks for starting me on the path to warhammer actualization.

[@jammy7915]

that gun strike transition was smooth as hell

[@BrotherCarver]

I like the steadfast defensiveness of the Imperial Fists. They're stoic, brave, and will not allow citizens of the Imperium to die if they can help it. They dig in and hold their position, defending their Wards until the point the battle is unwinnable. It also helps that Dorn is a major badass who held the line as Warmaster for 7 years, only getting relief from the Khan and Sanguinius, and the Last Wall is also a really cool part of the lore.

[@DarkosIV]

What a good transition on minute 2:00 dude

[@randomcarguy2543]

This video was better at being motivational than any actual motivational video I’ve ever watched. You called me out like three times and gave me way more drive at the same time lol

[@jenwallis3522]

3:47 I mean, I do voice those opinions. Because I am also a furry and disgust grants me power.

[@zoppletee5400]

In that case, I accept you, brother. As a Salamander, I judge none other.

[@milliman4]

Just because I am a Space Wolf doesn't mean I am a furry. I mean I am a furry, but not because I am a Space Wolf.

[@milliman4]

For real tho, I am tired of the one joke everyone calls us, like besides the furry thing, we are mary sues, alcoholics and viking weirdos, but everyone just calls us furries. We have other weaknesses too!

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

@@milliman4 Also you are a POS if you like them. You are an idiot. You have no taste. You are a moron. And no. All those moments of them being good or Leman being good, are actually not canon and let me tell you how only times they were awful are only really canon ones. HA F*CKING HA... Sometimes I genuinely hate this fanbase.

[@granttennis]

Black Templars chose to be knights to continue the exemplary actions of their founder. Dark Angels choose to be knights because they’re hiding their heresy. We are not the same.

[@JebblesJunior]

Black Templars have worse daddy issues than the Iron Hands. A true feat.

[@granttennis]

@@JebblesJunior heresy! Just because our daddy never loved us and didn’t want us doesn’t mean we still have generational trauma! My servo-therapist told me so!

[@Seoul_Soldier]

@@granttennis IGNORE WHAT THAT HERETIC SAID ABOUT US. THE FORTRESS MONASTERY IS ALREADY BARRELING TOWARD HIS LOCATION, WE DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES.

[@athorael]

As far as loyalist chapters go, Space Wolves for me. Guess Im a furry now and didnt even know it, I knew i had a beast living within me somewhere. Makes sense now

[@blakeoarmboy]

Blood Ravens: no one knows much about you beside the fact you’re better than everyone at your job and if you borrow something that person is never seeing it ever again

[@freed991]

I wouldn't say they are "better". they are/ were the poster child of 40k games for a while from the Dawn of war games. lore wise they are kind of boring. their memes are more interesting.

[@kingbahamut1725]

Peak chapter fr, surprised it wasn't mentioned

[@Diio.A-jm8gz]

2:50 Fact i white scar can confirm sadly

[@Japeownaa]

I play iron hands and my dad did indeed leave💀 bro got it way too accurate😂

[@TheMimil06]

HOW, just HOW is your description of White scar players so accurate. I am word for word what you said, got ADHD, no meds (been through meds dont want them anymore), hyperfixations and everything that goes with it. This level of accuracy is insane. I'm both in Aw and shock 💀

[@succesfulmessiah9963]

" here's looking at you fulgrim, you disgusting freak" is my new favorite sentence

[@blainevadino9763]

I’m very new to warhammer and you nailed my favorite chapters on the head and made me question my life decisions, and also laugh my ass off at the same time. You had me wheezing.😂

[@Neffariousnyc]

I feel called out with what he said about Raven Guard, and I won't forget that.

[@kevinmccalister4602]

My personal favorite primarch is Corvus Corax. That is all.

[@chrisrosales6362]

Chapter Master Jebblaricus scolding the other chapters to his chapter brothers while telling them how not to be wastes of air.

[@evelynrose538]

i actually started liking the iron hands as they were basically loyalist iron warriors, me like machines and big boyz

[@kevinmccalister4602]

While his words are clouded by the emotions of the flesh I think I understand the meaning. He’s saying that our chapter has Daddy issues and that since Ferus died we haven’t done an anything notable. We strip away our biological components to purge weakness from ourselves. Yet our minds are our greatest weakness. The human soul is what drives action. It is the engine that powers the machine. The spark that sends the chains of logic down their path. Our chapter is so devoted to strength that we don’t do anything expect sit building ourselves up and occasionally crush our enemies when they come for us. I believe this song holds the secrets to our salvation. It’s called The flesh is weak iron hands metal song. I recommend you listen to it and heed its wisdom. To become the weapon of the soul we must first find ours again.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

They're just barely loyalist...

[@johnmurphy7108]

As a Salamander...this made my day, thank you brother. FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@berto6050]

I think I was complemented for being a Blood Angel. I think...

[@YikesIsMe]

as a Ravenguard enjoyer, I have never felt so called-out in my entire life. good work.

[@Loyal2law]

Imperial fists are great at dad jokes. With a straight face. Fortifying it by being serious

[@taitasutomoushimasu]

Dark Angel player here. Pretty accurate, I am going to kick your ass though.

[@tessajalloh3914]

Blood Ravens, you may not have been covered in the video, but don't worry, just take the best parts and pretend they were always yours.

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

I appreciate very much your word on the sons of Baal, and I will add your voice and soul to the things I strive to remember when fighting off the Black Rage.

[@Regufyz]

My fav is Black Templars because they look the coolest. I have 0 clue about any of the lore of any chapter xD

[@TemplarBlack.]

Don't worry, they are the good guys

[@xavierhugo9269]

If i had to give ONLY 1 Word to describe the black templars it would be "Drip!"

[@stonertoaster3777]

As a black templar fan here i can resume it to highly religious crusader badass with drip

[@АйаанФедотов]

Im Tactical Ultramarine, of course i always ask a teacher about homework.

[@cjmunnee3356]

It's because you're looking out for your fellow students. You can't let that hag give them all zeroes the next day because she dropped the ball.