Black Templars aren't knock-off Dark Angels. Dark Angels are the classical, stylised, knights-of-the-round-table sort, just a lot grimmer and darker. Black Templars are the actual, real-world crusaders but with anger issues and power armour.

Every heavy wants their last stand moment.

My top 2 is dark angels and salamanders so idk how to feel

i am and will be a blueberry trough and trough

Nah snipers are motherfuckers

Just because people can’t see past the werewolves doesn’t mean Space Wolves aren’t the best chapter. I love my Viking Werewolves in Space and anyone who wants to call me a furry can have a conversation with my pack of Fenrisian Wolves.

The crimson fists are better than the imperial fists that’s a fact

The Carcharadons are my girlfriend's favorite chapter because she absolutely LOVES sharks, lol

My only problem with Dark Angels is their damn Interrogator Chaplain. Just wrecks the vibe for me, so I respectfully watch from a distance, cool aesthetic, but I'll take them on as tabletop adversaries, using Asmodai as the catalyst for the conflict. That said, I think you're not entirely wrong about the Imperial Fists. It's simplicity at its finest, efficiency is key, and we don't need a gimmick to have merit. Without the Fists, there wouldn't be an Imperium in the 41st Millenium. Simple as that. You did forget to mention "Or you're likely autistic and relate to Dorn." when discussing the types of people to appreciate the Imperial Fists. Edit 2: Fuck I might also be into the Ravenguard, because I did mentally reply with that. Damn.

Ive been running around as a death company bloos angel white accents black armor and red shoulder pad feels soo right

B-But I like Ultramarines...

Nah, these are just normal conversations you get into when you're with the boys. Nothing weird about them

You: "variety is good. Redheads are better" Me: "this mfer don't miss!"

Was kinda hoping for more then 3 class locked weapons out of a major update... the power sword better be baller as fuck

I am boring

The first half of the Ravenguard made me feel so called out 😅

hoookay now they have my curiosity peaked by these new weapons.

Pro tip: bind your enemy ping key to mouse scroll wheel up, so you easily ping elites and specialist in the dark. make it a good habit too to just keep scrolling up where your looking to see what maybe ahead. Makes it easier to ping pickups too

You’re not wrong about me and my Minotaurs!

Minotaurs!

space marine legions are like neo birth signs

My girlfriend likes Blood Angels, should I be concerned?

Classic darktide conversations

I felt called out. I’m a DarkAngel and I’m a stressful prick that needs to prove a point. Difference is I’ll own up if I’m wrong😂😂😂😂

Nobody ever talks in my lobbies

There a few things i wanna say 1. Am akeays been a lover of Blood Angles and Space wolves, am seeing that the theme is rage, i do actally have anger issurs irl that am seeing a psychrist over. 2. I pratce Heathenism irl (the revival of the notse religion) and ib the pagan conmmuity we are see as much the same over opinionated, angry alcoholics and wveryone else rolls thier eyes whenever we get loud. It kinda made me laugh my arse off when you said abkut space wolves. Trust the Vikings no matter what medium is always the same 😂😂😂😂. P.S I like to roleplay as villians and am building a Blood Angkes Costume! Because i had it on hand and i dodnt relise that space wolves have wolf shaped helmets

Congratulations, you've managed to make 40K sound even gayer than astrology.

As someone new to warhammer (I've played Space Marine 2 and heard a KZbinr randomly drop a ramble about the Orks) with an interest in the Salamanders, I am most of what you said except I'm an introvert. Maybe I'm an exception

As a Sniper Salamander, I feel INCREDIBLY called out with these videos.

well damn, i hope im not a ravenguard :(

ye, my conversations in darktide also get weird... just weird in a different direction...

Had me on Salamanders until you said extrovert

What is your favorite class, Mr. jebbles?

Dude, the first transition was amazing

Your opinions are wrong, the inquisition demands repentance.

After watching this video, I have never been prouder to call myself a Salamander. 🫡

All I can say as Vanguard main "They hate us cause they ain't us"

dude in both videos ive watched on stereotypes you perfectly described me as both a salamander and a heavy main

I will hear no more of this Templar slander.

Corvus Corax is literally the Batman of 40K. Best primarch by far. What a G.

Behold the mortifactors, the true sons of guilleman!

Ultramarines: Vanilla ice-cream, healthy cereal, missionary position EVERY DAMN TIME.

I get that jebbels, whose got time to be putting minis together, learning to paint, and then huffing said paint. By the way, I'd pay money for some wearable space marine armor.

On Imperial Fists: "The piss I had this morning had more emotional range than you do." Me, an Imperial Fist: "That is impossible, as urine is unable to have emotional responses."

For the record, and mostly to silence my 'tism, red stims increase Power, which is the game's shorthand for "more damage, cleave, and stagger on all attacks". Basically just makes you numerically better at everything.

Had a session where like seven of us were in a voice call and we were dying laughing by imaging purple stealthy ogryns. Eventually that morphed into ogryn impressions and then into Carl Wheezer impressions. Darktide conversations are dope asf lol.

as a world eaters player too real

It’s always in darktide where the stupidest yet funniest conversations happen

Ogryn gaming

I feel like Rob would go for a veggie omelet fr