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MVPerry

MVPerry

Күн бұрын

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@MVPerry
@MVPerry 4 жыл бұрын
What is your dream job?
@alisonthewolf3
@alisonthewolf3 4 жыл бұрын
MVPerry Nurse, if I can qwp
@koko-bw8xt
@koko-bw8xt 4 жыл бұрын
Ya
@SeriouslyEclipsee
@SeriouslyEclipsee 4 жыл бұрын
MVPerry Vet xD I love animals
@christopheraccilien8626
@christopheraccilien8626 4 жыл бұрын
Train driver i love trains
@Animated_Cinema
@Animated_Cinema 4 жыл бұрын
The plague doctor or the Norovirus doctor
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework" I felt that. _This comment was made by the unemployed/full time student gang_
@Gothicveil
@Gothicveil 4 жыл бұрын
2nd time I saw you today
@litt1epenguin552
@litt1epenguin552 4 жыл бұрын
@@Gothicveil wait What type of fish are you made?
@mia0721
@mia0721 4 жыл бұрын
I see you at least 2 times a week.
@litt1epenguin552
@litt1epenguin552 4 жыл бұрын
@@mia0721 me or the guy on top?
@the_fluffinator
@the_fluffinator 4 жыл бұрын
@@mia0721 more like 10 times a day
@lilnose3095
@lilnose3095 4 жыл бұрын
"Artist: You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent" *Well yes, but actually **_yes_*
@sheycat9764
@sheycat9764 4 жыл бұрын
I can't even work get or a house I'm only 11 years old
@vex-xiao
@vex-xiao 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still young, but I'm worried about my life already. How am I gonna get a house, with my crppy artworks
@t3chkn1ght
@t3chkn1ght 4 жыл бұрын
@@vex-xiao Hey, just have confidence in yourself dude. You got this.
@Sam-ty3fk
@Sam-ty3fk 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@strawbearrie
@strawbearrie 4 жыл бұрын
Haha im 11 too and yeah im terrified of whats gonna happen when i grow up bc i cant even do my hair correctly or remembering my homework how tf do i live on my own?
@lukeeeeeeeeee._
@lukeeeeeeeeee._ 3 жыл бұрын
Scientist: "You're a nerd but you're respected." *_No, no. He has a point._*
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 жыл бұрын
*You're a nerd, but still not respected*
@lukeeeeeeeeee._
@lukeeeeeeeeee._ 3 жыл бұрын
@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 *Sometimes yes, sometimes not.*
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 жыл бұрын
@Sara_ Aurora Ouch.
@soralogy4242
@soralogy4242 3 жыл бұрын
295th like
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@Pegazur
@Pegazur 3 жыл бұрын
Pilot : *You want to fly in a big cylinder of metal or you don't wanna die alone.*
@stegx2853
@stegx2853 3 жыл бұрын
I have to agree
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@saikikusuo2906
@saikikusuo2906 2 жыл бұрын
You could do both I think
@dinonuggets755
@dinonuggets755 2 жыл бұрын
sounding like some sort of osama bin laden type of stuff
@oksanamiller9830
@oksanamiller9830 10 ай бұрын
Damn. I can't wait to fly in a big cylinder all day, every day.
@Mrmechboy00
@Mrmechboy00 4 жыл бұрын
Farmer: -youre dumb Me who lives on a farm: -youve yeed you last haw
@lukipuki7604
@lukipuki7604 4 жыл бұрын
Yea me too
@Subswithvids-cv6nf
@Subswithvids-cv6nf 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine living in a farmer
@elainadavis-givens3222
@elainadavis-givens3222 4 жыл бұрын
SWEEET HOME ALABAMA
@paypalus6945
@paypalus6945 4 жыл бұрын
Dont worry I bet he has mirror in front of him
@blacccat
@blacccat 4 жыл бұрын
Ushijima be like
@Just_Skyla
@Just_Skyla 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot one. Animator: You forgot what a sleep schedule is
@flowergalaxy681
@flowergalaxy681 4 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@wuajjaja1621
@wuajjaja1621 4 жыл бұрын
Ya
@fatlindislami181
@fatlindislami181 4 жыл бұрын
U mean bedtime??
@flowergalaxy681
@flowergalaxy681 4 жыл бұрын
@@fatlindislami181 yep
@idk0709
@idk0709 4 жыл бұрын
Umm.. KZbin animators yeah, but not other animators o>o
@andromeda_va39
@andromeda_va39 3 жыл бұрын
"Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own" I think I've found my future career
@Nella_nova
@Nella_nova 2 жыл бұрын
And don't they also make a lot of money?
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@Mystikaela
@Mystikaela 4 жыл бұрын
"Nurse: You either care about the people..." Yeah, that's pretty true-- "Or you care about the money" *sweats nervously*
@metalmike9108
@metalmike9108 4 жыл бұрын
I bet 99% of nurses only care about the money
@michealcael7702
@michealcael7702 4 жыл бұрын
I want to make my own job. I want to create a job that helps the Government, and does a bit of Crimes. It is not the Mafia.
@tomstaunton1804
@tomstaunton1804 4 жыл бұрын
"Photographer: you shoot people. But not with guns" Is it too much to ask for both?
@mossyfrog204
@mossyfrog204 4 жыл бұрын
👀
@cbsvevy4718
@cbsvevy4718 4 жыл бұрын
_👀_
@randomperson3051
@randomperson3051 4 жыл бұрын
👀
@jackskangaroo7274
@jackskangaroo7274 4 жыл бұрын
👀
@cbsvevy4718
@cbsvevy4718 4 жыл бұрын
_🔫_
@elishamofield6912
@elishamofield6912 4 жыл бұрын
Voice actor: "You grew up on Cartoons and Anime." Me: Dang I've been called out
@purpleflowers8723
@purpleflowers8723 4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@nezucothedemon4627
@nezucothedemon4627 4 жыл бұрын
I'm already a voice actress I don't get paid but I do it because I always wanted to voice act
@untitled3112
@untitled3112 4 жыл бұрын
@@nezucothedemon4627 Same
@JohnDoe-hr4cf
@JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 жыл бұрын
All those days of watching Yogi Bear and Lilo & Stitch are catching up to me...
@bonbon_freedraw
@bonbon_freedraw 4 жыл бұрын
@@purpleflowers8723 Same My fav is Kellen Goff
@jazminmartinez5429
@jazminmartinez5429 3 жыл бұрын
I came to find out what my dream job means - psychologist. "You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own." That is literally the most accurate thing I have heard to describe me. If that isn't true, I don't know what is.
@juniorzmen748
@juniorzmen748 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine wanting to be a psychologist This post was made by the Psychiatrist gang
@lly_09
@lly_09 2 жыл бұрын
I came to see if they've psychologist, and I couldn't agree more
@GgAJ-zf7qj
@GgAJ-zf7qj 2 жыл бұрын
Saw psychologist on here Spot on description I’m still going for it 😎
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@ayetwohundred
@ayetwohundred 4 жыл бұрын
Scientist: “You are a nerd” Me: oh ok “But you are respected” Me:yey
@abdulhannan7008
@abdulhannan7008 4 жыл бұрын
Dude me too I do want to be a scientist
@kouichi6896
@kouichi6896 4 жыл бұрын
You know your not a nerd, you just smarter than other ppl UwU
@Jovan-pn4yb
@Jovan-pn4yb 4 жыл бұрын
Sis I relate
@ZnSTheGreat
@ZnSTheGreat 4 жыл бұрын
I want to be one as well
@ayetwohundred
@ayetwohundred 4 жыл бұрын
what the pneumoniatroniclamoriana this is a holy lots o likers
@melanieflannery5418
@melanieflannery5418 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else Me: Cries in Asian
@hxnxmx417
@hxnxmx417 4 жыл бұрын
Hi- I Exist i felt that (I'm Asian)
@j.airisv.8027
@j.airisv.8027 4 жыл бұрын
Are all asian parents like that? Mine too.
@yoon-borao-o7261
@yoon-borao-o7261 4 жыл бұрын
Cries in African
@shallow5906
@shallow5906 4 жыл бұрын
I love how most people can relate to this
@Lunxiia
@Lunxiia 4 жыл бұрын
Hi- I Exist aha
@fungi191
@fungi191 3 жыл бұрын
MVPerry: "I'm awesome." MVPerry: "Everything I said was a joke."
@ally3626
@ally3626 3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@creepersam3340
@creepersam3340 3 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing
@strawberry7190
@strawberry7190 3 жыл бұрын
GOTTEM
@Killerlu-l3g
@Killerlu-l3g 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@heart_believergacha1544
@heart_believergacha1544 3 жыл бұрын
SMART
@thegameowl11
@thegameowl11 3 жыл бұрын
The Teachers at my effectively no homework school are actually really nice. We even get surveys asking for our opinion on how the class is being run.
@somerandomguy3129
@somerandomguy3129 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could go to this school.
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@Kosmic_animations
@Kosmic_animations 2 жыл бұрын
Which school is this and what country? I’m going there!
@animelovegaming1796
@animelovegaming1796 4 жыл бұрын
MvPerry: "Video Game Designer: You want to make the next Undertale or Fnaf" Me: Well, you're not wrong MvPerry: "but you'll likely make a shitty game that only 5 people actually play" Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
@jaydenOrandy
@jaydenOrandy 4 жыл бұрын
Me: well yes, but no
@apandkp3925
@apandkp3925 4 жыл бұрын
SAME fellow gamer
@bonbon_freedraw
@bonbon_freedraw 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ninxyami766
@ninxyami766 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr I m studying game design so that kinda hurt
@reveichan35
@reveichan35 4 жыл бұрын
I'll prove the world wrong!
@janicestencil6396
@janicestencil6396 3 жыл бұрын
Voice actor: you grew up on cartoons and anime me: he’s not wrong
@yomamalover8663
@yomamalover8663 3 жыл бұрын
Same ( ´◡ ゝ◡`)"
@thorstennl1013
@thorstennl1013 3 жыл бұрын
Not me i have never watched anime or a cartoon and i like voice acting
@afilmbee
@afilmbee 3 жыл бұрын
YESS
@thorstennl1013
@thorstennl1013 3 жыл бұрын
@Claudia nope i was a child that only sleeps
@thorstennl1013
@thorstennl1013 3 жыл бұрын
@Claudia IK
@arcanesidus_
@arcanesidus_ 3 жыл бұрын
"You wanna solve everyone's problems but you have tons of problems of your own." *I feel exposed...*
@_eccentric_
@_eccentric_ 3 жыл бұрын
same ;v;
@thexenomaster407
@thexenomaster407 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@darktwilight__9690
@darktwilight__9690 3 жыл бұрын
Same here XD
@yn4737
@yn4737 3 жыл бұрын
same...
@SleepyCoffeeBug
@SleepyCoffeeBug 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@MelodySnowflakeVA
@MelodySnowflakeVA 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you acknowledged us voice actors makes me happy! Also it's really true
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@Miojo_San
@Miojo_San 4 жыл бұрын
"You're a nerd" Well he's right- "But you are respected" Guess I won't be a scientist anymore
@shadowlynxv6082
@shadowlynxv6082 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. MVPERRY is really correct. He probably has insider info.
@george.harrrison.
@george.harrrison. 4 жыл бұрын
;w;
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 3 жыл бұрын
IDK how people became a scientists?
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@Kosmic_animations
@Kosmic_animations 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh lol same dude I’m a nerd who isn’t respected in any way shape- or form!
@hevalasiti
@hevalasiti 3 жыл бұрын
Farmer: _laughs in agricultural engineering degree_
@sleepybirdcitrine501
@sleepybirdcitrine501 3 жыл бұрын
I learned something new from a KZbin comment! I think this is cool :)
@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849
@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849 3 жыл бұрын
How did your comment got slanted?
@honkskaii
@honkskaii 3 жыл бұрын
@@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849 _ you _ Btw without the space
@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849
@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849 3 жыл бұрын
@@honkskaii Huh like this? Ilikepink
@bashiresuku6608
@bashiresuku6608 3 жыл бұрын
"engineering" lmao
@illusionaldreams8527
@illusionaldreams8527 4 жыл бұрын
Psychologist: “You wanna solve everyone’s problems but you have tons of problems on your own Me: “I feel personally attacked” Photographer: “You like shooting people but not with guns” Me: “...I mean..... you’re not wrong.....”
@Sir_knight_trooper
@Sir_knight_trooper 4 жыл бұрын
I like shooting people regardless of what it is I'm shooting with
@sapphirebrownie4584
@sapphirebrownie4584 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna be a psychologist 😓
@avery395
@avery395 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@ccxgamerlynx
@ccxgamerlynx 4 жыл бұрын
Illusional Dreamz lol
@imnotpostinganymoree-2355
@imnotpostinganymoree-2355 4 жыл бұрын
Illusional Dreamz me:sees the first text Also me:SaD sTeAvEn InTiNsFiS
@FlamesOfDevil
@FlamesOfDevil Жыл бұрын
Farmer: you are dumb It's a joke... Yet it's offensive
@cryptical1210
@cryptical1210 3 жыл бұрын
*Farmer*: “You are dumb” _You know without us you can’t get milk right?_
@The_real_fbi
@The_real_fbi 3 жыл бұрын
Wont stop the dads
@Cloudylitsheep
@Cloudylitsheep 3 жыл бұрын
And all of humanity as we know it would forever be gone
@Cloudylitsheep
@Cloudylitsheep 3 жыл бұрын
@Killua Zoldyck I know that
@AyaanKhan-hw4te
@AyaanKhan-hw4te 3 жыл бұрын
True ;-;
@Star-ie8br
@Star-ie8br 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all you do, Farmer-Kun/Chan! ❤
@Auralluz
@Auralluz 3 жыл бұрын
You should put: Veterinarian: you like animals more than people
@calmly7798
@calmly7798 3 жыл бұрын
Didnt ye already put it?
@janeli8068
@janeli8068 3 жыл бұрын
People are animals actually
@shezadhussain
@shezadhussain 3 жыл бұрын
True
@shezadhussain
@shezadhussain 3 жыл бұрын
I do
@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 3 жыл бұрын
Well yes, but actually, yes.
@giasca
@giasca 4 жыл бұрын
Voice actor. "You grew up on cartoons and anime" Well, you're not wrong
@HifumiAjitani
@HifumiAjitani 4 жыл бұрын
Well actually that is obvious
@user-ed3lx6wz4s
@user-ed3lx6wz4s 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Sophia-nw6qv
@Sophia-nw6qv 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@thorstennl1013
@thorstennl1013 3 жыл бұрын
Well i like voice acting and i never watched anime or a cartoon
@giasca
@giasca 3 жыл бұрын
@@thorstennl1013 maybe videogames for you then, i suppose(?)
@hiyadubey2333
@hiyadubey2333 3 жыл бұрын
The psychologist one was so true and relatable to me 😂
@conanstars
@conanstars 4 жыл бұрын
Mathematician “When you were five, you fell in love, it didn’t last. He ran from you, literally ran from you. And being Kenyan, he ran fast. When you were ten, in love *again* . This peace corps guy. You waited hours inside his tent with flowers. Which made him laugh, which made you cry. By the time you were 13, you decided you would be a mathematician. Because math is real. You learned a lot of pi because addition and subtraction and division would never make you feel so stupid-”
@ThePlatinumDragon
@ThePlatinumDragon 4 жыл бұрын
That_Random_KZbinr64 e.e when I immediately know what this is
@Madi-up3jv
@Madi-up3jv 4 жыл бұрын
MEAN GIRLS YES YES YES AMAZING
@GabeSurtos
@GabeSurtos 4 жыл бұрын
I feel ya
@athenafollower
@athenafollower 4 жыл бұрын
I knew that someone will get it :')
@danimato1833
@danimato1833 4 жыл бұрын
WITH LOVE- I DIDN'T GET IT, I WANNA GET IT SOMEHOOOWWWWWW
@senju6198
@senju6198 4 жыл бұрын
"Mathematician You hate yourself." LMAO-
@depussy7618
@depussy7618 4 жыл бұрын
you r masoshist he should said that
@chonko4252
@chonko4252 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah i know i am suck
@vacuoussaturn
@vacuoussaturn 4 жыл бұрын
he's not wrong...
@nothingbutpain863
@nothingbutpain863 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hi, welcome to my school house!
@MiniMia48
@MiniMia48 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like he read my mind-
@esfjazzy
@esfjazzy 4 жыл бұрын
“Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework” Me: Well yes, so I can get back at my elementary school teacher’s grandkids
@hannahgraceishere9952
@hannahgraceishere9952 4 жыл бұрын
wow HoW cOuLd YoU lol
@idekanymrebrv
@idekanymrebrv 4 жыл бұрын
Dang,XD
@ahagqgwvisn9879
@ahagqgwvisn9879 4 жыл бұрын
And the cycle continues...
@joeyshadeslayer9792
@joeyshadeslayer9792 4 жыл бұрын
No, the principal is forcing teachers to give homework, who is forced by the government.
@mademoiselleria1412
@mademoiselleria1412 4 жыл бұрын
They are not forced to give homework. They aren’t even forced to give real work. My ela teacher just lets do what ever the hell we want after we listen to a chapter of the book we are “reading” xD
@pavlospsomas2048
@pavlospsomas2048 2 жыл бұрын
MVPerry:KZbinr awesome😎 Me:KZbinr lazy😂
@ayeKimoYT
@ayeKimoYT 3 жыл бұрын
I’m more fascinated by how many different jobs anime women have
@andredixon1910
@andredixon1910 3 жыл бұрын
I only liked this bc I want see it at 100 not 99
@namelessau_gacha4876
@namelessau_gacha4876 3 жыл бұрын
me too
@-cookie_killer-4275
@-cookie_killer-4275 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's kinda sad at the same time tho
@Karl_toffel.
@Karl_toffel. 3 жыл бұрын
169th like I feel good with myself for once in my life now
@ayeKimoYT
@ayeKimoYT 3 жыл бұрын
@@Karl_toffel. lol
@maryrahneefayenegros8925
@maryrahneefayenegros8925 4 жыл бұрын
"You wanna solve everyone's problems but you have tons of problems on your own" *I feel called out*
@chocokitties9605
@chocokitties9605 4 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@jessicadjgskfsk6956
@jessicadjgskfsk6956 4 жыл бұрын
Same...
@minecraftgirl1383
@minecraftgirl1383 4 жыл бұрын
3:51 3:52 3:53
@Mxa_56
@Mxa_56 3 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@flyingdart9819
@flyingdart9819 3 жыл бұрын
The best it's what I want to be
@JulieMaker
@JulieMaker 4 жыл бұрын
MVPerry: ”Photographer: You like shooting people...” Me: They Be Correct! MVPerry: ”But not with guns.” Me: They be no longer correct... For all those people who think I’m trying to be ”relatable”, I’m not. It’s just a joke and I’m sorry if some people who read this are too silly to understand that. However, there are some people in the world who do suffer from a compulsive need to harm others. Not because they’re crazy but because it’s an instinct. People like myself, please reframe from calling it ”so not relatable” when that’s not the intention (and is not to be ”relatable”) or purpose of this comment. Purely, it is a joke. Have a lovely day to all those people who think I am trying to be ”relatable” when I am not.
@Idlydonte
@Idlydonte 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY AND RELATABLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
@crownagex7620
@crownagex7620 4 жыл бұрын
@@Idlydonte hell yeah! Teach those people who try to hard to be RELATABLE!
@peachicu
@peachicu 4 жыл бұрын
plz stop calling people idiots
@deutschlandundamerika3587
@deutschlandundamerika3587 4 жыл бұрын
@@Idlydonte r/whooooosh
@plamtie
@plamtie 4 жыл бұрын
@@deutschlandundamerika3587 i dont think thats how you use r/woosh lmao
@cyberlinkx5290
@cyberlinkx5290 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a Veterinary Assistant and the Veterinarian segment was on point!
@theycallmezent9958
@theycallmezent9958 4 жыл бұрын
Artist: "Youre doing what you love but youre barely paying this month's rent" My 14y.o artist self: _furiously thinking about the future_
@drydogg
@drydogg 3 жыл бұрын
If you make art your life, take some business courses and learn how to sell your work. Good luck.
@thatonekidwhostares9908
@thatonekidwhostares9908 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 and I wanna be an artist too so yeah life is scary-
@aldemar843martes8
@aldemar843martes8 3 жыл бұрын
What if ýøü wanted to be a r/thanks i hate IT. artist
@Mason-xe4mn
@Mason-xe4mn 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@annex8617
@annex8617 4 жыл бұрын
Scientist: You’re a nerd. But you’re respected. Yes yes
@depussy7618
@depussy7618 4 жыл бұрын
resssspekt us
@laranightgames-5079
@laranightgames-5079 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is against me being a scientist cuz they think I'm crazyTwT
@ZnSTheGreat
@ZnSTheGreat 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@depussy7618
@depussy7618 4 жыл бұрын
@@laranightgames-5079 oh my poor baby! same
@corviknightor
@corviknightor 4 жыл бұрын
300th like
@chipjack2119
@chipjack2119 4 жыл бұрын
Engineers: the fusion of programmers, mathematicians, and scientists. Im a nerd who hates themself but is respected. (Except by the boss who ignores what we say and gets people killed.)
@Ascyt
@Ascyt 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKGbmamvn7-KftU
@danceman6188
@danceman6188 4 жыл бұрын
Rick
@caratlove4107
@caratlove4107 4 жыл бұрын
Architect with a vision: Your probable nightmare :)
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186
@jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
@J09-555
@J09-555 2 жыл бұрын
Barista: has English degree "My name is Walter" "One small coffee for *_Wall_* "
@tvnpryde
@tvnpryde 4 жыл бұрын
“Doctor: Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else” *”Asians: it truth!”*
@earthenhq379
@earthenhq379 4 жыл бұрын
True story
@phuct4980
@phuct4980 4 жыл бұрын
Thanh Nguyen yes I ducking true my friend.
@deeryyyyy707
@deeryyyyy707 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian and I want to either be a doctor or business women. 😅
@orangejoose3
@orangejoose3 4 жыл бұрын
So trueeee
@isabellaaung4624
@isabellaaung4624 4 жыл бұрын
Yup being Asians gets you to be like a doctor. Aunt and uncle:Kills me with work just so I can be a doctor
@SnowSiamese
@SnowSiamese 4 жыл бұрын
Here’s another one: Psychiatrist: You want to be a legal drug dealer Heh sorry... I’ll let myself out...
@anonymous9938
@anonymous9938 4 жыл бұрын
You mean pharmacist?
@clownvibes
@clownvibes 4 жыл бұрын
@@anonymous9938 they did mean psychiatrist beacuse unlike psychologists, psychiatrists can prescribe drugs.
@Spladoinkal
@Spladoinkal 4 жыл бұрын
Also doctor lol.
@tiapsychology
@tiapsychology 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: “your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else” Literally every Asian: *tell me something I didn’t know*
@ashleey9100
@ashleey9100 4 жыл бұрын
yep
@kingpeedorah
@kingpeedorah 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian, my mom wants me to be that guy who like reads something
@merpymerp4495
@merpymerp4495 4 жыл бұрын
Imma be a doctor or my Asian family gonna disown my arse
@saracrysis2851
@saracrysis2851 4 жыл бұрын
Euphoric Hm....My dad and mom are more liberal....but my grandmother...Lords Above, my grandmother. XD
@sourrrcreame
@sourrrcreame 4 жыл бұрын
Yep this is every accurate
@tupolev.designs
@tupolev.designs 3 жыл бұрын
Automobile engineer: you make cars, people put the wangs
@jessicagurk6725
@jessicagurk6725 4 жыл бұрын
I often wanna be youtuber, I sometimes want to be veterinarian , when i‘m angry I just want to be a killer... •_•
@dyutisatnur9427
@dyutisatnur9427 4 жыл бұрын
Kira
@Wade_WolfdogComics
@Wade_WolfdogComics 4 жыл бұрын
I always want to be a VETTT
@venade9997
@venade9997 4 жыл бұрын
Hol'up
@mostannoyingscaramain
@mostannoyingscaramain 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a mi-
@wheredidmypencilgo1962
@wheredidmypencilgo1962 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the best job
@altairsabandonedchannel7998
@altairsabandonedchannel7998 4 жыл бұрын
You never added something “Traditional Priest”?
@MVPerry
@MVPerry 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't add priest because I feel like it is more important than a job. It's a calling from God
@altairsabandonedchannel7998
@altairsabandonedchannel7998 4 жыл бұрын
MVPerry oh your are kind of right I mean God calls you to it That kind of does have a point Also can u do” super smash bros characters and their favorite movies”
@cosmic_seabunny
@cosmic_seabunny 4 жыл бұрын
MVPerry I am both surprised and pleased at this comment. (*^_^*)
@altairsabandonedchannel7998
@altairsabandonedchannel7998 4 жыл бұрын
Chiaki Nanamizzz oh then
@frootloop3568
@frootloop3568 4 жыл бұрын
@@MVPerryDamn,You are definitely a christian
@_.i.am.a.meme._
@_.i.am.a.meme._ 4 жыл бұрын
Psychologist:- "You wanna solve everyone's problems" "But you have tons of problems on your own" Me :- *cries in a corner*
@redead8513
@redead8513 4 жыл бұрын
You have the same nickname like my Maths teacher
@shadowcreeperking8423
@shadowcreeperking8423 4 жыл бұрын
But you get good pay
@Cybercandy_heartz
@Cybercandy_heartz 4 жыл бұрын
Oof same
@_.i.am.a.meme._
@_.i.am.a.meme._ 4 жыл бұрын
@@redead8513 what is it😂
@_.i.am.a.meme._
@_.i.am.a.meme._ 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowcreeperking8423 aahh not in my country though
@mayravixx25
@mayravixx25 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, my favorite job was working as a librarian. Pretty much everyone there was super chill, and I got a lot of time to myself
@deadinside399
@deadinside399 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: Your parents won’t let you be anything else. That is so accurate and coming from an Asian family that is a 100% true.
@epicdorito
@epicdorito 4 жыл бұрын
Man, same for me!
@teacup4785
@teacup4785 4 жыл бұрын
Same and I'm also coming from a Asian family this is so accurate
@undercoverdontjudge1576
@undercoverdontjudge1576 4 жыл бұрын
I swear me mom be making me cry becoming a doc like Nooooooo
@FuyuhikosEyepatch
@FuyuhikosEyepatch 4 жыл бұрын
Just Autumn :3 good thing I’m American,Canadian and italian
@Zeroneii3
@Zeroneii3 4 жыл бұрын
I'm disappoint my parents when i get my job
@migu1731
@migu1731 4 жыл бұрын
Artist: "You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent." *I have never been so offended with something I 100% agree with*
@jem8575
@jem8575 4 жыл бұрын
Touche
@budan4475
@budan4475 4 жыл бұрын
Putz
@noodles8576
@noodles8576 4 жыл бұрын
Agreeded Blox
@akari-exe-851
@akari-exe-851 4 жыл бұрын
From your pfp i think he is right. I MIGHT BE WRONG.
@stardustlover8446
@stardustlover8446 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@simpplly_slxxpy-o-813
@simpplly_slxxpy-o-813 3 жыл бұрын
Me wanting to be a veterinarian: *Why is this so true?*
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 жыл бұрын
@Sushi Oh... my sister wanted to be veterinarian. I am sorry you disliked your job. ;-;
@zoefoley6818
@zoefoley6818 3 жыл бұрын
@Sushi Hold on. You THINK because you want to be a veterinarian you only like puppies and you're really young? Of course it's not. If YOU dislike your job it's not our fault. I've wanted to be a veterinarian as long as I can remember but I've cried over losing pets and watching shows of pets dying and stuff. It's heartbreaking but in the end, there are SO MANY different ways to have fun and enjoy yourself. You need to quit your job if YOU hate it because at the end of the day you should do something you love. You get to help animals which are usually your passion. Next time take into account about all of the opinions and thoughts and just because you don't like your job doesn't mean you should think we shouldn't be a vert because we are "young" or "only like puppies." I'm sorry if this came across as rude but I wanted to express myself. I feel mad at myself if the came across as rude because I am trying my best. Apologies if it did.
@jmanproductions8091
@jmanproductions8091 3 жыл бұрын
When he said you spent ur whole childhood playing fps games for any job in the military, I'm like, since when we're things like war thunder (and hopefully soon il play) DCS, fps games.
@jmanproductions8091
@jmanproductions8091 3 жыл бұрын
Wait do military pilots in this vid go into the pilot part, or does it count in the anything military part since he did say anything ain the military
@itsknbu6498
@itsknbu6498 4 жыл бұрын
MVperry: theres a 90% chance youre bald and slightly overweight Kingpin: *walks away*
@animations-ew4yf
@animations-ew4yf 4 жыл бұрын
Kingpin: :'(
@ParrotLoverGirl
@ParrotLoverGirl 4 жыл бұрын
Veterinarian: *"You like helping animals more than people"* *_tHaT's mE!_* Edit: sorry if your pets have died from vets. I have been thinking about being an animal trainer or working at an animal rescue with cats, dogs, birds, etc. that have been neglected, abused, and if their previous owners cannot take care of the animal anymore. Thank you for reading and understanding :)
@Yes.its_me.
@Yes.its_me. 3 жыл бұрын
Your telling the truth- you even have parrot in your name and on your profile-
@ParrotLoverGirl
@ParrotLoverGirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yes.its_me. :)
@ParrotLoverGirl
@ParrotLoverGirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarafinnegan9385 That’s kinda rude
@calmly7798
@calmly7798 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarafinnegan9385 i know how it feels,my cat died cause someone poison him and we take him to the vets but he didnt make it,however,if they had deadly sickness,that doesnt mean vet can help them,they just reduced the pain ig,its like corona,there arent any cure yet,but some people survived.
@iimantis7819
@iimantis7819 3 жыл бұрын
My dog literally died because of a negligent, greedy vet who decided to cut corners. Not saying all vets are bad, but veterinary places are often (at least partly) scams/money grubbing schemes. Google “ACL surgery”. It’s a injury common-ish in dogs. Anyway, the vets usually cost lots of money for the diagnosis alone- and the actual surgery costed thousands of dollars. It didn’t work, and poor Stanley blew out the other ACL too. It didn’t help at all. (I was VERY young at the time.) It sucked, and a few other dogs we had went through the same thing. My later dog Joanie got a tumor, and the same basic thing happened: Expensive diagnosis, VERY expensive treatment (which we didn’t take). It sucks. If you wanna be a vet, i’m sure you’ll be better than those people :) lol idk why i’m reliving bad memories in a comment here but... ye
@coco_donut
@coco_donut 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else As an Asian, *I FELT THAT*
@Lana-Jae
@Lana-Jae 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@milk-qh5zz
@milk-qh5zz 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY.
@Snoo29293
@Snoo29293 4 жыл бұрын
Yea but at the end I bet you won't reject it. I would love to get a good job like a doctor, not for the money but because friends and family would finally respect me. However, I'm too lazy to study.
@coco_donut
@coco_donut 4 жыл бұрын
Kektaran; I agree, they would have more respect TwT
@pastelrave7432
@pastelrave7432 4 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry, man
@reeee761
@reeee761 Жыл бұрын
“I’m a KZbinr and I’m awesome” a few seconds later “everything in this video was a joke”
@MrKato-rl3lu
@MrKato-rl3lu 4 жыл бұрын
*Drug dealer:* You don't like drugs, that's why you sell them
@gamecrafter4047
@gamecrafter4047 4 жыл бұрын
Game designer:I’m gonna make a game called “Yarny” Plot: A clothes designer drops a yarn ball into a magic lake, and a piece of yarn comes to life, being able to constrict enemy’s and adapt to various situations. Yarny has to collect parts from boss fights to make a rocket to space to fight another piece of yarn that has created a space station to destroy the world.
@marciagomes8838
@marciagomes8838 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@anakinr3138
@anakinr3138 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you're creative
@masikeen4444
@masikeen4444 4 жыл бұрын
Thats really cool
@strxwbxrrymxlk1559
@strxwbxrrymxlk1559 4 жыл бұрын
I thought of one Plot: the person who is writing is the serial killer. He blames everyone else so they die. The police recruits him and they figure out he is the killer, they read his diary and realises the people he "killed" was actual criminals, they do magic and brings him back too life.
@dragunovsvds48
@dragunovsvds48 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏 believe! You’re gonna make it
@yemski4323
@yemski4323 4 жыл бұрын
he doesn’t say marine biologist: *sad jotaro noises*
@Alexpekka_
@Alexpekka_ 4 жыл бұрын
Lol i was thinking of the same
@charlescalvin4678
@charlescalvin4678 4 жыл бұрын
Omae wa Mou shinderu
@kikicooper7140
@kikicooper7140 4 жыл бұрын
Oml I’m shocked that someone actually wants to be a marine biologist like me 😂
@ouuplq6142
@ouuplq6142 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to say microbiologist or to be even more specific, a cellular biologist. Haha
@hothhansolo7500
@hothhansolo7500 4 жыл бұрын
No astronaut :(
@sanakabir2553
@sanakabir2553 3 жыл бұрын
Docter: "Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else" Me:true TwT
@coLMENACE
@coLMENACE 3 жыл бұрын
Photographer: you like shooting people... but not with guns. I mean it goes both ways
@royvoid
@royvoid 4 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: “Okay, Before you’re a Starbucks barista, Spell Julia.” Me: “J-o-l-e-e-y-a” Interviewer: “Congratulations, Your a fully qualified Starbucks barista.”
@splitz12755
@splitz12755 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, next time i go to a star bucks, ill make sure they get me name right
@ihatemice_elf
@ihatemice_elf 4 жыл бұрын
Julia is mah name fhuddhdrghefsbhusrihbcsfgii
@virqgo1430
@virqgo1430 4 жыл бұрын
Literally after I read this comment I saw a comment and user's name was Julie and then something else I forgot tho
@CARCINO1GENETICIST
@CARCINO1GENETICIST 4 жыл бұрын
「Rhøss」 a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t you v w x y z there I spelt it
@purple_galaxy2319
@purple_galaxy2319 4 жыл бұрын
I am Brazilian, and here in São Paulo, We have a starbucks and my sis's name is Giovana. The waiter put her name as Jeovahna
@accuratememes5534
@accuratememes5534 4 жыл бұрын
News Reporter: "You lie to literally everyone." Me: *I have been exposed*
@klefromyoutube9953
@klefromyoutube9953 3 жыл бұрын
pilot: You dont wanna die alone. KZbinrs: you need an actual job.
@flamingwheel9926
@flamingwheel9926 4 жыл бұрын
Psychologist: "you wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own" *OH BOY*
@sarahhunt6559
@sarahhunt6559 4 жыл бұрын
*world war 2 flashbacks*
@djq4168
@djq4168 4 жыл бұрын
This one is actually true. Take it from someone who actually wants to be a school therapist in the future.
@paschaline2173
@paschaline2173 4 жыл бұрын
Sometime I wonder if there are psychologists FOR psychologists?
@reesiescup
@reesiescup 4 жыл бұрын
Chichi, You just gave me this thought and holy is it breaking me-
@payton9665
@payton9665 4 жыл бұрын
Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone’s problems, but you have tons of problems on your own. Me: ...Well...ok I mean your not wrong....
@hundred2949
@hundred2949 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly true. But atleast your still helping people
@katerynchelsea6175
@katerynchelsea6175 4 жыл бұрын
Can relate 🤣
@Shush7717
@Shush7717 4 жыл бұрын
*sighs*
@Olivia-it2bh
@Olivia-it2bh 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@wh1msic4l
@wh1msic4l 4 жыл бұрын
Dancer: "You love dancing but dancing doesn't like you"
@mimifrench
@mimifrench 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@mimifrench
@mimifrench 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiiiqk9739 Some people are professional dancers and you can never really get perfect at dance so that's why it's "dance doesn't like u"
@wh1msic4l
@wh1msic4l 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiiiqk9739 what I meant is for example: I love dancing But I suck at dancing because dancing doesn’t love me
@kiiiqk9739
@kiiiqk9739 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@doubletrouble7241
@doubletrouble7241 3 жыл бұрын
*hi*
@saimaarfin2370
@saimaarfin2370 3 жыл бұрын
Doctor: "your parents won't let you be anything else." *Cries in Asian*
@ItzSofi
@ItzSofi 4 жыл бұрын
Me: waiting for him to say animator Him: ends the video Also me : *silently sighs*
@nahguy
@nahguy 4 жыл бұрын
👏gacha👏isnt👏animation👏
@ItzSofi
@ItzSofi 4 жыл бұрын
Emoji boi part 2: Electric boogaloo I know :) It’s just like the first step to animating.
@ItzSofi
@ItzSofi 4 жыл бұрын
L1zz13 •_• hah! 😂
@bird-scout
@bird-scout 4 жыл бұрын
*artist*
@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122
@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122 4 жыл бұрын
@@nahguy👏They👏 never 👏 said 👏that👏gacha👏was👏 animation
@formerlyweather
@formerlyweather 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite job wasnt on here lmao I feel like "Animator" "You still watch cartoons even though youre old"
@pastelrave7432
@pastelrave7432 4 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeee
@formerlyweather
@formerlyweather 4 жыл бұрын
@Coffee_Explosion :3 yeah i love travel but i really couldnt be a pilot because of my motion sickness lol. Lucky people i say
@aliai1801
@aliai1801 4 жыл бұрын
Mine is a translator ;-;
@ronnyae_
@ronnyae_ 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he says everything straight to the point like "your a boy"
@Dorei02
@Dorei02 2 жыл бұрын
Engineer: you like to solve problems... and not getting listened in the process xD
@puppetpawss
@puppetpawss 4 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail: A nurse with the caption "You like hurting people" The doctors trying to find a vaccine/cure for coronavirus:
@hime7720
@hime7720 4 жыл бұрын
You should put *'am i a joke to you?*
@Kian_0708
@Kian_0708 4 жыл бұрын
•AngelCake• Don’t tell me...
@sfisher923
@sfisher923 3 жыл бұрын
Well jump ahead there is one
@ash-pn6gl
@ash-pn6gl 3 жыл бұрын
“you wanna solve everyone’s problems, but you have tons of problems on your own” no need to call me out like that-
@ernestoalvarez4097
@ernestoalvarez4097 3 жыл бұрын
x2
@xxspedupxx1632
@xxspedupxx1632 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@ThyFloorestFloor
@ThyFloorestFloor 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@user-dw1es8nk2l
@user-dw1es8nk2l 4 жыл бұрын
"What's your favorite jobs says about you" Me that doesn't have any talents:😐
@mostannoyingscaramain
@mostannoyingscaramain 4 жыл бұрын
(•_•)
@samc.productions929
@samc.productions929 4 жыл бұрын
U can be a hobo!
@samc.productions929
@samc.productions929 4 жыл бұрын
I guess
@sadedx
@sadedx 4 жыл бұрын
@@samc.productions929 🤣🤣🤣
@sadedx
@sadedx 4 жыл бұрын
@@samc.productions929 and being called a drug addict
@red40isyummy
@red40isyummy 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re extremely dramatic” Oh.. I cry every day thank you very much
@kz9877
@kz9877 4 жыл бұрын
Lawyer: "You like Latin and money" Me sweating profusely : OBJECTION!!!
@mirandabee2323
@mirandabee2323 4 жыл бұрын
But how do you say "objection" in Latin?
@raid9913
@raid9913 4 жыл бұрын
Tsk your report is outdated
@raid9913
@raid9913 4 жыл бұрын
Your not a clown your the entire circus
@arcticfox4820
@arcticfox4820 4 жыл бұрын
No i just like winning my case in a very satisfying way by getting all tge info and prdof
@LSVwok
@LSVwok 4 жыл бұрын
Fifth admentment
@OneTwoFive0
@OneTwoFive0 3 жыл бұрын
“Construction workers love lunchtime” Me who works in construction: *Well yes, But actually Yes*
@user-nt9tw4ux3i
@user-nt9tw4ux3i 3 жыл бұрын
What about the other one lmao
@ssnekky
@ssnekky 3 жыл бұрын
“You like ruining kids lives with homework” Social media teachers: well no but actually no
@willharris4931
@willharris4931 2 жыл бұрын
My dream job would be a farmer. Idk why, but I just love being out in the open air. I do agree, farmers do need to be more respected for the work they do for the planet.
@mina6592
@mina6592 4 жыл бұрын
"What your Overwatch Main says about you."
@gogurtman4047
@gogurtman4047 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna know what me being a Sigma main tells about me
@jonathanbuckner7401
@jonathanbuckner7401 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nerdemojireal
@nerdemojireal 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a sym main don’t bully me 😳😳
@ah7389
@ah7389 4 жыл бұрын
Mei: You like to make people suffer.
@ImpThingy
@ImpThingy 4 жыл бұрын
I thought KZbinr was gonna be: You got low grades, you got almost expelled, and dropped out of collage just to be a story time animator or a gamer on the internet.
@karleedavis2665
@karleedavis2665 4 жыл бұрын
MVPerry: *uploads* Me: *Screams in snail*
@DyIanPickIe
@DyIanPickIe 3 жыл бұрын
0:53 bro u actually got it right lol I'm not one YET, but I'm hoping to be. I have designed some houses in sketchup (what my dad uses to design his buildings)
@charadreemurr2170
@charadreemurr2170 4 жыл бұрын
Scientist: "You're a nerd" Me: Excuse M- "But you're respected" Me: Thank you! Edit: I want to become a Geneticist when I'm older. For now I want to be a KZbinr who does Song covers, ASMR videos, Gaming and Reddit.
@kirkyland1920
@kirkyland1920 4 жыл бұрын
I wish you the best of luck! I hope you have fun no matter what you end up doing.
@junikk9080
@junikk9080 4 жыл бұрын
I want to be an Astronaut
@entropy5590
@entropy5590 4 жыл бұрын
Genetics are so interesting! I love it and everything related
@ossmaynonofficiel4771
@ossmaynonofficiel4771 4 жыл бұрын
Juni kk real original...
@jackwalten2397
@jackwalten2397 4 жыл бұрын
:)
@tirabeesu
@tirabeesu 4 жыл бұрын
*dramatic gasp* THE mvperry called me awesome? I’m flattered.
@rosieleaverton
@rosieleaverton 4 жыл бұрын
"Lawyer: You like Latin and money." Me, who chose to study Latin this school year over studying Spanish or Hebrew (the available languages in the school program I'm in): "Guess I'm becoming a lawyer when I grow up..."
@redead8513
@redead8513 4 жыл бұрын
Just whoaw, im studying this career too , I hope to become a lawyer too
@oscarclaudio2848
@oscarclaudio2848 4 жыл бұрын
Hebrew is actually useful
@rosieleaverton
@rosieleaverton 4 жыл бұрын
@@oscarclaudio2848 I know
@oscarclaudio2848
@oscarclaudio2848 4 жыл бұрын
@@rosieleaverton Spanish is very very useful
@oscarclaudio2848
@oscarclaudio2848 4 жыл бұрын
Si lo aprendes hablaras con gente de Europa y Latinoamerica
@Truebolt5750
@Truebolt5750 2 жыл бұрын
3:41 Singer "You're a louder kind of person" Sooo true lmao Maria Tripon is my favorite singer and she is loud but also amazing at the same time and she definitely stands out from the other singers.
@Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon
@Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon 4 жыл бұрын
Architect : "You spent your whole childhood playing minecraft" Yes, yes I did.
@demi172
@demi172 4 жыл бұрын
so... ur a kid since minecraft came only 11 years ago so...
@99crazystreet
@99crazystreet 4 жыл бұрын
"Artist: You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent" Me: I suck at drawing but uh...I can relate to that
@metalmike9108
@metalmike9108 4 жыл бұрын
“You like shooting people” Me: yea i do “But not with guns” Me:😐
@person.0.625
@person.0.625 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@catzincatapultz3137
@catzincatapultz3137 4 жыл бұрын
"Actor." Me: Finally he comes to mah dream job "Your extremely dramatic" Me: WHOT HOW DARE UUU😠😠😠
@bluearmy6847
@bluearmy6847 4 жыл бұрын
@@catzincatapultz3137 you're right you're not over dramatic? But you are over *reacting*
@catzincatapultz3137
@catzincatapultz3137 4 жыл бұрын
@@bluearmy6847 learn to take a joke :^
@Just_Skyla
@Just_Skyla 4 жыл бұрын
**slowly dials 911** 😂
@jonathansolorzano6907
@jonathansolorzano6907 2 жыл бұрын
Automotive technician: You love being screwed over by warranty work and not get paid
@derp_2971
@derp_2971 4 жыл бұрын
*”You like helping animals more than people.”* *How did you know?!* 🔪
@madqueenloverandrea1233
@madqueenloverandrea1233 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@juicyboi8045
@juicyboi8045 4 жыл бұрын
Quick choose one: Human child or pupper
@madqueenloverandrea1233
@madqueenloverandrea1233 4 жыл бұрын
Villager God pupper
@juicyboi8045
@juicyboi8045 4 жыл бұрын
@@madqueenloverandrea1233 great job🐶🐶
@derp_2971
@derp_2971 4 жыл бұрын
Villager God pupper
@heisnx
@heisnx 3 жыл бұрын
And the worst thing is that getting one of this “high priority jobs” is very hard
@kazuichiswife
@kazuichiswife 4 жыл бұрын
Lawyer: "You like latin, and money." Me: phoenix is connected to law yes, but i don't understand latin..
@EdyAlbertoMSGT3
@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 3 жыл бұрын
Law-relating documents likes to have latin stuff written i guess
@dasquidfard5680
@dasquidfard5680 3 жыл бұрын
"How many anime do you love?" MVPerry: yes
@ZB.Ghosty
@ZB.Ghosty 3 жыл бұрын
Architect you spent your whole childhood playing Minecraft well you got me
@human._bean
@human._bean 3 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@randomhardcoreplayer2096
@randomhardcoreplayer2096 3 жыл бұрын
Guess I'll be an architect
@dogwatershadow
@dogwatershadow 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh same lol
@FfersBetter
@FfersBetter 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomhardcoreplayer2096 guess me too
@embassyoftheczechrepublici8689
@embassyoftheczechrepublici8689 3 жыл бұрын
YOULL BE GETTING BAAAAAAANK
@lilithempress
@lilithempress 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher : "you like running kids life" Me : Noo- yes I admit.
@isaberuu
@isaberuu 4 жыл бұрын
:c
@habajuza
@habajuza 4 жыл бұрын
if i would become a teacher i would give no homework until anyone in the class played porknut. then i would give double the homework
@bluearmy6847
@bluearmy6847 4 жыл бұрын
@@habajuza your just playing sick! But I like it! 😈
@memeboicrep9502
@memeboicrep9502 4 жыл бұрын
how do u run someone's life its ruining
@lysandramcmahon9570
@lysandramcmahon9570 4 жыл бұрын
@@habajuza But we need homework
@tanktunk12
@tanktunk12 4 жыл бұрын
"Your a geek" I have never been so offended by anything i 100% agree with "You played minecraft" *i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with intensifies*
@lonestar4233
@lonestar4233 3 жыл бұрын
Engineer: A mix of mathematician, scientist, a raging caffeine addiction, no sleep, a daily doubt of why you chose to be an engineer in the first place, and a desire to make star wars a reality.
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 3 жыл бұрын
He missed that part
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