What your favorite Job says about you!

[@MVPerry]

What is your dream job?

[@alisonthewolf3]

MVPerry Nurse, if I can qwp

[@koko-bw8xt]

Ya

[@SeriouslyEclipsee]

MVPerry Vet xD I love animals

[@christopheraccilien8626]

Train driver i love trains

[@Animated_Cinema]

The plague doctor or the Norovirus doctor

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

When he said "Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework" I felt that. _This comment was made by the unemployed/full time student gang_

[@Gothicveil]

2nd time I saw you today

[@litt1epenguin552]

@@Gothicveil wait What type of fish are you made?

[@mia0721]

I see you at least 2 times a week.

[@litt1epenguin552]

@@mia0721 me or the guy on top?

[@the_fluffinator]

@@mia0721 more like 10 times a day

[@lilnose3095]

"Artist: You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent" *Well yes, but actually **_yes_*

[@sheycat9764]

I can't even work get or a house I'm only 11 years old

[@vex-xiao]

I'm still young, but I'm worried about my life already. How am I gonna get a house, with my crppy artworks

[@t3chkn1ght]

@@vex-xiao Hey, just have confidence in yourself dude. You got this.

[@Sam-ty3fk]

I felt that

[@strawbearrie]

Haha im 11 too and yeah im terrified of whats gonna happen when i grow up bc i cant even do my hair correctly or remembering my homework how tf do i live on my own?

[@lukeeeeeeeeee._]

Scientist: "You're a nerd but you're respected." *_No, no. He has a point._*

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

*You're a nerd, but still not respected*

[@lukeeeeeeeeee._]

@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 *Sometimes yes, sometimes not.*

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

@Sara_ Aurora Ouch.

[@soralogy4242]

295th like

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@Pegazur]

Pilot : *You want to fly in a big cylinder of metal or you don't wanna die alone.*

[@stegx2853]

I have to agree

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@saikikusuo2906]

You could do both I think

[@dinonuggets755]

sounding like some sort of osama bin laden type of stuff

[@oksanamiller9830]

Damn. I can't wait to fly in a big cylinder all day, every day.

[@Mrmechboy00]

Farmer: -youre dumb Me who lives on a farm: -youve yeed you last haw

[@lukipuki7604]

Yea me too

[@Subswithvids-cv6nf]

Imagine living in a farmer

[@elainadavis-givens3222]

SWEEET HOME ALABAMA

[@paypalus6945]

Dont worry I bet he has mirror in front of him

[@blacccat]

Ushijima be like

[@Just_Skyla]

You forgot one. Animator: You forgot what a sleep schedule is

[@flowergalaxy681]

So true lol

[@wuajjaja1621]

Ya

[@fatlindislami181]

U mean bedtime??

[@flowergalaxy681]

@@fatlindislami181 yep

[@idk0709]

Umm.. KZbin animators yeah, but not other animators o>o

[@andromeda_va39]

"Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own" I think I've found my future career

[@Nella_nova]

And don't they also make a lot of money?

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@Mystikaela]

"Nurse: You either care about the people..." Yeah, that's pretty true-- "Or you care about the money" *sweats nervously*

[@metalmike9108]

I bet 99% of nurses only care about the money

[@michealcael7702]

I want to make my own job. I want to create a job that helps the Government, and does a bit of Crimes. It is not the Mafia.

[@tomstaunton1804]

"Photographer: you shoot people. But not with guns" Is it too much to ask for both?

[@mossyfrog204]

👀

[@cbsvevy4718]

_👀_

[@randomperson3051]

👀

[@jackskangaroo7274]

👀

[@cbsvevy4718]

_🔫_

[@elishamofield6912]

Voice actor: "You grew up on Cartoons and Anime." Me: Dang I've been called out

[@purpleflowers8723]

Same lol

[@nezucothedemon4627]

I'm already a voice actress I don't get paid but I do it because I always wanted to voice act

[@untitled3112]

@@nezucothedemon4627 Same

[@JohnDoe-hr4cf]

All those days of watching Yogi Bear and Lilo & Stitch are catching up to me...

[@bonbon_freedraw]

@@purpleflowers8723 Same My fav is Kellen Goff

[@jazminmartinez5429]

I came to find out what my dream job means - psychologist. "You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own." That is literally the most accurate thing I have heard to describe me. If that isn't true, I don't know what is.

[@juniorzmen748]

Imagine wanting to be a psychologist This post was made by the Psychiatrist gang

[@lly_09]

I came to see if they've psychologist, and I couldn't agree more

[@GgAJ-zf7qj]

Saw psychologist on here Spot on description I’m still going for it 😎

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@ayetwohundred]

Scientist: “You are a nerd” Me: oh ok “But you are respected” Me:yey

[@abdulhannan7008]

Dude me too I do want to be a scientist

[@kouichi6896]

You know your not a nerd, you just smarter than other ppl UwU

[@Jovan-pn4yb]

Sis I relate

[@ZnSTheGreat]

I want to be one as well

[@ayetwohundred]

what the pneumoniatroniclamoriana this is a holy lots o likers

[@melanieflannery5418]

Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else Me: Cries in Asian

[@hxnxmx417]

Hi- I Exist i felt that (I'm Asian)

[@j.airisv.8027]

Are all asian parents like that? Mine too.

[@yoon-borao-o7261]

Cries in African

[@shallow5906]

I love how most people can relate to this

[@Lunxiia]

Hi- I Exist aha

[@fungi191]

MVPerry: "I'm awesome." MVPerry: "Everything I said was a joke."

[@ally3626]

Good one

[@creepersam3340]

Thinking the same thing

[@strawberry7190]

GOTTEM

[@Killerlu-l3g]

Hahaha

[@heart_believergacha1544]

SMART

[@thegameowl11]

The Teachers at my effectively no homework school are actually really nice. We even get surveys asking for our opinion on how the class is being run.

[@somerandomguy3129]

I wish I could go to this school.

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@Kosmic_animations]

Which school is this and what country? I’m going there!

[@animelovegaming1796]

MvPerry: "Video Game Designer: You want to make the next Undertale or Fnaf" Me: Well, you're not wrong MvPerry: "but you'll likely make a shitty game that only 5 people actually play" Me: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@jaydenOrandy]

Me: well yes, but no

[@apandkp3925]

SAME fellow gamer

[@bonbon_freedraw]

Yes

[@ninxyami766]

Ikr I m studying game design so that kinda hurt

[@reveichan35]

I'll prove the world wrong!

[@janicestencil6396]

Voice actor: you grew up on cartoons and anime me: he’s not wrong

[@yomamalover8663]

Same ( ´◡ ゝ◡`)"

[@thorstennl1013]

Not me i have never watched anime or a cartoon and i like voice acting

[@afilmbee]

YESS

[@thorstennl1013]

@Claudia nope i was a child that only sleeps

[@thorstennl1013]

@Claudia IK

[@arcanesidus_]

"You wanna solve everyone's problems but you have tons of problems of your own." *I feel exposed...*

[@_eccentric_]

same ;v;

[@thexenomaster407]

Me too

[@darktwilight__9690]

Same here XD

[@yn4737]

same...

[@SleepyCoffeeBug]

Same

[@MelodySnowflakeVA]

The fact that you acknowledged us voice actors makes me happy! Also it's really true

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@Miojo_San]

"You're a nerd" Well he's right- "But you are respected" Guess I won't be a scientist anymore

[@shadowlynxv6082]

Lol. MVPERRY is really correct. He probably has insider info.

[@george.harrrison.]

;w;

[@veiserexab1428]

IDK how people became a scientists?

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@Kosmic_animations]

Bruh lol same dude I’m a nerd who isn’t respected in any way shape- or form!

[@hevalasiti]

Farmer: _laughs in agricultural engineering degree_

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

I learned something new from a KZbin comment! I think this is cool :)

[@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849]

How did your comment got slanted?

[@honkskaii]

@@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849 _ you _ Btw without the space

[@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849]

@@honkskaii Huh like this? Ilikepink

[@bashiresuku6608]

"engineering" lmao

[@illusionaldreams8527]

Psychologist: “You wanna solve everyone’s problems but you have tons of problems on your own Me: “I feel personally attacked” Photographer: “You like shooting people but not with guns” Me: “...I mean..... you’re not wrong.....”

[@Sir_knight_trooper]

I like shooting people regardless of what it is I'm shooting with

[@sapphirebrownie4584]

I wanna be a psychologist 😓

[@avery395]

Hi

[@ccxgamerlynx]

Illusional Dreamz lol

[@imnotpostinganymoree-2355]

Illusional Dreamz me:sees the first text Also me:SaD sTeAvEn InTiNsFiS

[@FlamesOfDevil]

Farmer: you are dumb It's a joke... Yet it's offensive

[@cryptical1210]

*Farmer*: “You are dumb” _You know without us you can’t get milk right?_

[@The_real_fbi]

Wont stop the dads

[@Cloudylitsheep]

And all of humanity as we know it would forever be gone

[@Cloudylitsheep]

@Killua Zoldyck I know that

[@AyaanKhan-hw4te]

True ;-;

[@Star-ie8br]

Thanks for all you do, Farmer-Kun/Chan! ❤

[@Auralluz]

You should put: Veterinarian: you like animals more than people

[@calmly7798]

Didnt ye already put it?

[@janeli8068]

People are animals actually

[@shezadhussain]

True

[@shezadhussain]

I do

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Well yes, but actually, yes.

[@giasca]

Voice actor. "You grew up on cartoons and anime" Well, you're not wrong

[@HifumiAjitani]

Well actually that is obvious

[@user-ed3lx6wz4s]

Yup

[@Sophia-nw6qv]

Yeah

[@thorstennl1013]

Well i like voice acting and i never watched anime or a cartoon

[@giasca]

@@thorstennl1013 maybe videogames for you then, i suppose(?)

[@hiyadubey2333]

The psychologist one was so true and relatable to me 😂

[@conanstars]

Mathematician “When you were five, you fell in love, it didn’t last. He ran from you, literally ran from you. And being Kenyan, he ran fast. When you were ten, in love *again* . This peace corps guy. You waited hours inside his tent with flowers. Which made him laugh, which made you cry. By the time you were 13, you decided you would be a mathematician. Because math is real. You learned a lot of pi because addition and subtraction and division would never make you feel so stupid-”

[@ThePlatinumDragon]

That_Random_KZbinr64 e.e when I immediately know what this is

[@Madi-up3jv]

MEAN GIRLS YES YES YES AMAZING

[@GabeSurtos]

I feel ya

[@athenafollower]

I knew that someone will get it :')

[@danimato1833]

WITH LOVE- I DIDN'T GET IT, I WANNA GET IT SOMEHOOOWWWWWW

[@senju6198]

"Mathematician You hate yourself." LMAO-

[@depussy7618]

you r masoshist he should said that

[@chonko4252]

Yeah yeah i know i am suck

[@vacuoussaturn]

he's not wrong...

[@nothingbutpain863]

Oh hi, welcome to my school house!

[@MiniMia48]

It’s like he read my mind-

[@esfjazzy]

“Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework” Me: Well yes, so I can get back at my elementary school teacher’s grandkids

[@hannahgraceishere9952]

wow HoW cOuLd YoU lol

[@idekanymrebrv]

Dang,XD

[@ahagqgwvisn9879]

And the cycle continues...

[@joeyshadeslayer9792]

No, the principal is forcing teachers to give homework, who is forced by the government.

[@mademoiselleria1412]

They are not forced to give homework. They aren’t even forced to give real work. My ela teacher just lets do what ever the hell we want after we listen to a chapter of the book we are “reading” xD

[@pavlospsomas2048]

MVPerry:KZbinr awesome😎 Me:KZbinr lazy😂

[@ayeKimoYT]

I’m more fascinated by how many different jobs anime women have

[@andredixon1910]

I only liked this bc I want see it at 100 not 99

[@namelessau_gacha4876]

me too

[@-cookie_killer-4275]

Yeah it's kinda sad at the same time tho

[@Karl_toffel.]

169th like I feel good with myself for once in my life now

[@ayeKimoYT]

@@Karl_toffel. lol

[@maryrahneefayenegros8925]

"You wanna solve everyone's problems but you have tons of problems on your own" *I feel called out*

[@chocokitties9605]

Me too...

[@jessicadjgskfsk6956]

Same...

[@minecraftgirl1383]

3:51 3:52 3:53

[@Mxa_56]

Same tho

[@flyingdart9819]

The best it's what I want to be

[@JulieMaker]

MVPerry: ”Photographer: You like shooting people...” Me: They Be Correct! MVPerry: ”But not with guns.” Me: They be no longer correct... For all those people who think I’m trying to be ”relatable”, I’m not. It’s just a joke and I’m sorry if some people who read this are too silly to understand that. However, there are some people in the world who do suffer from a compulsive need to harm others. Not because they’re crazy but because it’s an instinct. People like myself, please reframe from calling it ”so not relatable” when that’s not the intention (and is not to be ”relatable”) or purpose of this comment. Purely, it is a joke. Have a lovely day to all those people who think I am trying to be ”relatable” when I am not.

[@Idlydonte]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY AND RELATABLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

[@crownagex7620]

@@Idlydonte hell yeah! Teach those people who try to hard to be RELATABLE!

[@peachicu]

plz stop calling people idiots

[@deutschlandundamerika3587]

@@Idlydonte r/whooooosh

[@plamtie]

@@deutschlandundamerika3587 i dont think thats how you use r/woosh lmao

[@cyberlinkx5290]

I’m a Veterinary Assistant and the Veterinarian segment was on point!

[@theycallmezent9958]

Artist: "Youre doing what you love but youre barely paying this month's rent" My 14y.o artist self: _furiously thinking about the future_

[@drydogg]

If you make art your life, take some business courses and learn how to sell your work. Good luck.

[@thatonekidwhostares9908]

I'm 14 and I wanna be an artist too so yeah life is scary-

[@aldemar843martes8]

What if ýøü wanted to be a r/thanks i hate IT. artist

[@Mason-xe4mn]

Same

[@annex8617]

Scientist: You’re a nerd. But you’re respected. Yes yes

[@depussy7618]

resssspekt us

[@laranightgames-5079]

Everyone is against me being a scientist cuz they think I'm crazyTwT

[@ZnSTheGreat]

Yes

[@depussy7618]

@@laranightgames-5079 oh my poor baby! same

[@corviknightor]

300th like

[@chipjack2119]

Engineers: the fusion of programmers, mathematicians, and scientists. Im a nerd who hates themself but is respected. (Except by the boss who ignores what we say and gets people killed.)

[@Ascyt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKGbmamvn7-KftU

[@danceman6188]

Rick

[@caratlove4107]

Architect with a vision: Your probable nightmare :)

[@jesuslovesyousomuch5186]

Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Psalm 46:10 God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.” Ephesians 2:8 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

[@J09-555]

Barista: has English degree "My name is Walter" "One small coffee for *_Wall_* "

[@tvnpryde]

“Doctor: Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else” *”Asians: it truth!”*

[@earthenhq379]

True story

[@phuct4980]

Thanh Nguyen yes I ducking true my friend.

[@deeryyyyy707]

I'm Asian and I want to either be a doctor or business women. 😅

[@orangejoose3]

So trueeee

[@isabellaaung4624]

Yup being Asians gets you to be like a doctor. Aunt and uncle:Kills me with work just so I can be a doctor

[@SnowSiamese]

Here’s another one: Psychiatrist: You want to be a legal drug dealer Heh sorry... I’ll let myself out...

[@anonymous9938]

You mean pharmacist?

[@clownvibes]

@@anonymous9938 they did mean psychiatrist beacuse unlike psychologists, psychiatrists can prescribe drugs.

[@Spladoinkal]

Also doctor lol.

[@tiapsychology]

Doctor: “your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else” Literally every Asian: *tell me something I didn’t know*

[@ashleey9100]

yep

[@kingpeedorah]

I'm Asian, my mom wants me to be that guy who like reads something

[@merpymerp4495]

Imma be a doctor or my Asian family gonna disown my arse

[@saracrysis2851]

Euphoric Hm....My dad and mom are more liberal....but my grandmother...Lords Above, my grandmother. XD

[@sourrrcreame]

Yep this is every accurate

[@tupolev.designs]

Automobile engineer: you make cars, people put the wangs

[@jessicagurk6725]

I often wanna be youtuber, I sometimes want to be veterinarian , when i‘m angry I just want to be a killer... •_•

[@dyutisatnur9427]

Kira

[@Wade_WolfdogComics]

I always want to be a VETTT

[@venade9997]

Hol'up

[@mostannoyingscaramain]

Wait a mi-

[@wheredidmypencilgo1962]

Ah yes the best job

[@altairsabandonedchannel7998]

You never added something “Traditional Priest”?

[@MVPerry]

I didn't add priest because I feel like it is more important than a job. It's a calling from God

[@altairsabandonedchannel7998]

MVPerry oh your are kind of right I mean God calls you to it That kind of does have a point Also can u do” super smash bros characters and their favorite movies”

[@cosmic_seabunny]

MVPerry I am both surprised and pleased at this comment. （*^_^*）

[@altairsabandonedchannel7998]

Chiaki Nanamizzz oh then

[@frootloop3568]

@@MVPerryDamn,You are definitely a christian

[@_.i.am.a.meme._]

Psychologist:- "You wanna solve everyone's problems" "But you have tons of problems on your own" Me :- *cries in a corner*

[@redead8513]

You have the same nickname like my Maths teacher

[@shadowcreeperking8423]

But you get good pay

[@Cybercandy_heartz]

Oof same

[@_.i.am.a.meme._]

@@redead8513 what is it😂

[@_.i.am.a.meme._]

@@shadowcreeperking8423 aahh not in my country though

[@mayravixx25]

Honestly, my favorite job was working as a librarian. Pretty much everyone there was super chill, and I got a lot of time to myself

[@deadinside399]

Doctor: Your parents won’t let you be anything else. That is so accurate and coming from an Asian family that is a 100% true.

[@epicdorito]

Man, same for me!

[@teacup4785]

Same and I'm also coming from a Asian family this is so accurate

[@undercoverdontjudge1576]

I swear me mom be making me cry becoming a doc like Nooooooo

[@FuyuhikosEyepatch]

Just Autumn :3 good thing I’m American,Canadian and italian

[@Zeroneii3]

I'm disappoint my parents when i get my job

[@migu1731]

Artist: "You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent." *I have never been so offended with something I 100% agree with*

[@jem8575]

Touche

[@budan4475]

Putz

[@noodles8576]

Agreeded Blox

[@akari-exe-851]

From your pfp i think he is right. I MIGHT BE WRONG.

[@stardustlover8446]

Same

[@simpplly_slxxpy-o-813]

Me wanting to be a veterinarian: *Why is this so true?*

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

@Sushi Oh... my sister wanted to be veterinarian. I am sorry you disliked your job. ;-;

[@zoefoley6818]

@Sushi Hold on. You THINK because you want to be a veterinarian you only like puppies and you're really young? Of course it's not. If YOU dislike your job it's not our fault. I've wanted to be a veterinarian as long as I can remember but I've cried over losing pets and watching shows of pets dying and stuff. It's heartbreaking but in the end, there are SO MANY different ways to have fun and enjoy yourself. You need to quit your job if YOU hate it because at the end of the day you should do something you love. You get to help animals which are usually your passion. Next time take into account about all of the opinions and thoughts and just because you don't like your job doesn't mean you should think we shouldn't be a vert because we are "young" or "only like puppies." I'm sorry if this came across as rude but I wanted to express myself. I feel mad at myself if the came across as rude because I am trying my best. Apologies if it did.

[@jmanproductions8091]

When he said you spent ur whole childhood playing fps games for any job in the military, I'm like, since when we're things like war thunder (and hopefully soon il play) DCS, fps games.

[@jmanproductions8091]

Wait do military pilots in this vid go into the pilot part, or does it count in the anything military part since he did say anything ain the military

[@itsknbu6498]

MVperry: theres a 90% chance youre bald and slightly overweight Kingpin: *walks away*

[@animations-ew4yf]

Kingpin: :'(

[@ParrotLoverGirl]

Veterinarian: *"You like helping animals more than people"* *_tHaT's mE!_* Edit: sorry if your pets have died from vets. I have been thinking about being an animal trainer or working at an animal rescue with cats, dogs, birds, etc. that have been neglected, abused, and if their previous owners cannot take care of the animal anymore. Thank you for reading and understanding :)

[@Yes.its_me.]

Your telling the truth- you even have parrot in your name and on your profile-

[@ParrotLoverGirl]

@@Yes.its_me. :)

[@ParrotLoverGirl]

@@tarafinnegan9385 That’s kinda rude

[@calmly7798]

@@tarafinnegan9385 i know how it feels,my cat died cause someone poison him and we take him to the vets but he didnt make it,however,if they had deadly sickness,that doesnt mean vet can help them,they just reduced the pain ig,its like corona,there arent any cure yet,but some people survived.

[@iimantis7819]

My dog literally died because of a negligent, greedy vet who decided to cut corners. Not saying all vets are bad, but veterinary places are often (at least partly) scams/money grubbing schemes. Google “ACL surgery”. It’s a injury common-ish in dogs. Anyway, the vets usually cost lots of money for the diagnosis alone- and the actual surgery costed thousands of dollars. It didn’t work, and poor Stanley blew out the other ACL too. It didn’t help at all. (I was VERY young at the time.) It sucked, and a few other dogs we had went through the same thing. My later dog Joanie got a tumor, and the same basic thing happened: Expensive diagnosis, VERY expensive treatment (which we didn’t take). It sucks. If you wanna be a vet, i’m sure you’ll be better than those people :) lol idk why i’m reliving bad memories in a comment here but... ye

[@coco_donut]

Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else As an Asian, *I FELT THAT*

[@Lana-Jae]

Same

[@milk-qh5zz]

EXACTLY.

[@Snoo29293]

Yea but at the end I bet you won't reject it. I would love to get a good job like a doctor, not for the money but because friends and family would finally respect me. However, I'm too lazy to study.

[@coco_donut]

Kektaran; I agree, they would have more respect TwT

[@pastelrave7432]

I am so sorry, man

[@reeee761]

“I’m a KZbinr and I’m awesome” a few seconds later “everything in this video was a joke”

[@MrKato-rl3lu]

*Drug dealer:* You don't like drugs, that's why you sell them

[@gamecrafter4047]

Game designer:I’m gonna make a game called “Yarny” Plot: A clothes designer drops a yarn ball into a magic lake, and a piece of yarn comes to life, being able to constrict enemy’s and adapt to various situations. Yarny has to collect parts from boss fights to make a rocket to space to fight another piece of yarn that has created a space station to destroy the world.

[@marciagomes8838]

Good idea

[@anakinr3138]

Damn you're creative

[@masikeen4444]

Thats really cool

[@strxwbxrrymxlk1559]

I thought of one Plot: the person who is writing is the serial killer. He blames everyone else so they die. The police recruits him and they figure out he is the killer, they read his diary and realises the people he "killed" was actual criminals, they do magic and brings him back too life.

[@dragunovsvds48]

👏👏👏 believe! You’re gonna make it

[@yemski4323]

he doesn’t say marine biologist: *sad jotaro noises*

[@Alexpekka_]

Lol i was thinking of the same

[@charlescalvin4678]

Omae wa Mou shinderu

[@kikicooper7140]

Oml I’m shocked that someone actually wants to be a marine biologist like me 😂

[@ouuplq6142]

I was waiting for him to say microbiologist or to be even more specific, a cellular biologist. Haha

[@hothhansolo7500]

No astronaut :(

[@sanakabir2553]

Docter: "Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else" Me:true TwT

[@coLMENACE]

Photographer: you like shooting people... but not with guns. I mean it goes both ways

[@royvoid]

Interviewer: “Okay, Before you’re a Starbucks barista, Spell Julia.” Me: “J-o-l-e-e-y-a” Interviewer: “Congratulations, Your a fully qualified Starbucks barista.”

[@splitz12755]

Okay, next time i go to a star bucks, ill make sure they get me name right

[@ihatemice_elf]

Julia is mah name fhuddhdrghefsbhusrihbcsfgii

[@virqgo1430]

Literally after I read this comment I saw a comment and user's name was Julie and then something else I forgot tho

[@CARCINO1GENETICIST]

「Rhøss」 a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t you v w x y z there I spelt it

[@purple_galaxy2319]

I am Brazilian, and here in São Paulo, We have a starbucks and my sis's name is Giovana. The waiter put her name as Jeovahna

[@accuratememes5534]

News Reporter: "You lie to literally everyone." Me: *I have been exposed*

[@klefromyoutube9953]

pilot: You dont wanna die alone. KZbinrs: you need an actual job.

[@flamingwheel9926]

Psychologist: "you wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own" *OH BOY*

[@sarahhunt6559]

*world war 2 flashbacks*

[@djq4168]

This one is actually true. Take it from someone who actually wants to be a school therapist in the future.

[@paschaline2173]

Sometime I wonder if there are psychologists FOR psychologists?

[@reesiescup]

Chichi, You just gave me this thought and holy is it breaking me-

[@payton9665]

Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone’s problems, but you have tons of problems on your own. Me: ...Well...ok I mean your not wrong....

[@hundred2949]

Sadly true. But atleast your still helping people

[@katerynchelsea6175]

Can relate 🤣

[@Shush7717]

*sighs*

[@Olivia-it2bh]

Ikr

[@wh1msic4l]

Dancer: "You love dancing but dancing doesn't like you"

[@mimifrench]

YES

[@mimifrench]

@@kiiiqk9739 Some people are professional dancers and you can never really get perfect at dance so that's why it's "dance doesn't like u"

[@wh1msic4l]

@@kiiiqk9739 what I meant is for example: I love dancing But I suck at dancing because dancing doesn’t love me

[@kiiiqk9739]

ok

[@doubletrouble7241]

*hi*

[@saimaarfin2370]

Doctor: "your parents won't let you be anything else." *Cries in Asian*

[@ItzSofi]

Me: waiting for him to say animator Him: ends the video Also me : *silently sighs*

[@nahguy]

👏gacha👏isnt👏animation👏

[@ItzSofi]

Emoji boi part 2: Electric boogaloo I know :) It’s just like the first step to animating.

[@ItzSofi]

L1zz13 •_• hah! 😂

[@bird-scout]

*artist*

[@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122]

@@nahguy👏They👏 never 👏 said 👏that👏gacha👏was👏 animation

[@formerlyweather]

My favourite job wasnt on here lmao I feel like "Animator" "You still watch cartoons even though youre old"

[@pastelrave7432]

Meeeeeee

[@formerlyweather]

@Coffee_Explosion :3 yeah i love travel but i really couldnt be a pilot because of my motion sickness lol. Lucky people i say

[@aliai1801]

Mine is a translator ;-;

[@ronnyae_]

I love how he says everything straight to the point like "your a boy"

[@Dorei02]

Engineer: you like to solve problems... and not getting listened in the process xD

[@puppetpawss]

The thumbnail: A nurse with the caption "You like hurting people" The doctors trying to find a vaccine/cure for coronavirus:

[@hime7720]

You should put *'am i a joke to you?*

[@Kian_0708]

•AngelCake• Don’t tell me...

[@sfisher923]

Well jump ahead there is one

[@ash-pn6gl]

“you wanna solve everyone’s problems, but you have tons of problems on your own” no need to call me out like that-

[@ernestoalvarez4097]

x2

[@xxspedupxx1632]

Lol same

[@ThyFloorestFloor]

So true

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"What's your favorite jobs says about you" Me that doesn't have any talents:😐

[@mostannoyingscaramain]

(•_•)

[@samc.productions929]

U can be a hobo!

[@samc.productions929]

I guess

[@sadedx]

@@samc.productions929 🤣🤣🤣

[@sadedx]

@@samc.productions929 and being called a drug addict

[@red40isyummy]

“You’re extremely dramatic” Oh.. I cry every day thank you very much

[@kz9877]

Lawyer: "You like Latin and money" Me sweating profusely : OBJECTION!!!

[@mirandabee2323]

But how do you say "objection" in Latin?

[@raid9913]

Tsk your report is outdated

[@raid9913]

Your not a clown your the entire circus

[@arcticfox4820]

No i just like winning my case in a very satisfying way by getting all tge info and prdof

[@LSVwok]

Fifth admentment

[@OneTwoFive0]

“Construction workers love lunchtime” Me who works in construction: *Well yes, But actually Yes*

[@user-nt9tw4ux3i]

What about the other one lmao

[@ssnekky]

“You like ruining kids lives with homework” Social media teachers: well no but actually no

[@willharris4931]

My dream job would be a farmer. Idk why, but I just love being out in the open air. I do agree, farmers do need to be more respected for the work they do for the planet.

[@mina6592]

"What your Overwatch Main says about you."

[@gogurtman4047]

I wanna know what me being a Sigma main tells about me

[@jonathanbuckner7401]

Yes

[@nerdemojireal]

I’m a sym main don’t bully me 😳😳

[@ah7389]

Mei: You like to make people suffer.

[@ImpThingy]

I thought KZbinr was gonna be: You got low grades, you got almost expelled, and dropped out of collage just to be a story time animator or a gamer on the internet.

[@karleedavis2665]

MVPerry: *uploads* Me: *Screams in snail*

[@DyIanPickIe]

0:53 bro u actually got it right lol I'm not one YET, but I'm hoping to be. I have designed some houses in sketchup (what my dad uses to design his buildings)

[@charadreemurr2170]

Scientist: "You're a nerd" Me: Excuse M- "But you're respected" Me: Thank you! Edit: I want to become a Geneticist when I'm older. For now I want to be a KZbinr who does Song covers, ASMR videos, Gaming and Reddit.

[@kirkyland1920]

I wish you the best of luck! I hope you have fun no matter what you end up doing.

[@junikk9080]

I want to be an Astronaut

[@entropy5590]

Genetics are so interesting! I love it and everything related

[@ossmaynonofficiel4771]

Juni kk real original...

[@jackwalten2397]

:)

[@tirabeesu]

*dramatic gasp* THE mvperry called me awesome? I’m flattered.

[@rosieleaverton]

"Lawyer: You like Latin and money." Me, who chose to study Latin this school year over studying Spanish or Hebrew (the available languages in the school program I'm in): "Guess I'm becoming a lawyer when I grow up..."

[@redead8513]

Just whoaw, im studying this career too , I hope to become a lawyer too

[@oscarclaudio2848]

Hebrew is actually useful

[@rosieleaverton]

@@oscarclaudio2848 I know

[@oscarclaudio2848]

@@rosieleaverton Spanish is very very useful

[@oscarclaudio2848]

Si lo aprendes hablaras con gente de Europa y Latinoamerica

[@Truebolt5750]

3:41 Singer "You're a louder kind of person" Sooo true lmao Maria Tripon is my favorite singer and she is loud but also amazing at the same time and she definitely stands out from the other singers.

[@Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon]

Architect : "You spent your whole childhood playing minecraft" Yes, yes I did.

[@demi172]

so... ur a kid since minecraft came only 11 years ago so...

[@99crazystreet]

"Artist: You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent" Me: I suck at drawing but uh...I can relate to that

[@metalmike9108]

“You like shooting people” Me: yea i do “But not with guns” Me:😐

[@person.0.625]

😂

[@catzincatapultz3137]

"Actor." Me: Finally he comes to mah dream job "Your extremely dramatic" Me: WHOT HOW DARE UUU😠😠😠

[@bluearmy6847]

@@catzincatapultz3137 you're right you're not over dramatic? But you are over *reacting*

[@catzincatapultz3137]

@@bluearmy6847 learn to take a joke :^

[@Just_Skyla]

**slowly dials 911** 😂

[@jonathansolorzano6907]

Automotive technician: You love being screwed over by warranty work and not get paid

[@derp_2971]

*”You like helping animals more than people.”* *How did you know?!* 🔪

[@madqueenloverandrea1233]

Same

[@juicyboi8045]

Quick choose one: Human child or pupper

[@madqueenloverandrea1233]

Villager God pupper

[@juicyboi8045]

@@madqueenloverandrea1233 great job🐶🐶

[@derp_2971]

Villager God pupper

[@heisnx]

And the worst thing is that getting one of this “high priority jobs” is very hard

[@kazuichiswife]

Lawyer: "You like latin, and money." Me: phoenix is connected to law yes, but i don't understand latin..

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

Law-relating documents likes to have latin stuff written i guess

[@dasquidfard5680]

"How many anime do you love?" MVPerry: yes

[@ZB.Ghosty]

Architect you spent your whole childhood playing Minecraft well you got me

[@human._bean]

Same lmao

[@randomhardcoreplayer2096]

Guess I'll be an architect

[@dogwatershadow]

Bruh same lol

[@FfersBetter]

@@randomhardcoreplayer2096 guess me too

[@embassyoftheczechrepublici8689]

YOULL BE GETTING BAAAAAAANK

[@lilithempress]

Teacher : "you like running kids life" Me : Noo- yes I admit.

[@isaberuu]

:c

[@habajuza]

if i would become a teacher i would give no homework until anyone in the class played porknut. then i would give double the homework

[@bluearmy6847]

@@habajuza your just playing sick! But I like it! 😈

[@memeboicrep9502]

how do u run someone's life its ruining

[@lysandramcmahon9570]

@@habajuza But we need homework

[@tanktunk12]

"Your a geek" I have never been so offended by anything i 100% agree with "You played minecraft" *i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with intensifies*

[@lonestar4233]

Engineer: A mix of mathematician, scientist, a raging caffeine addiction, no sleep, a daily doubt of why you chose to be an engineer in the first place, and a desire to make star wars a reality.

[@veiserexab1428]

He missed that part