What Your Favorite Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Ship Says About You

[@ombayasu8657]

My favorite ship is Jojo x “Nobody dies/Everyone lives”

[@DhahKhari]

Thats the opposite of cannon sadly 😔

[@tutel6404]

@Aidan S shigechi died don't you remember

[@tutel6404]

@Aidan S yes but i still miss shigechi :c

[@warto5050]

he died over a fucking sandwich he's the dumbest kid I've seen

[@laurenpinkiepie8663]

Giorno meets his brothers and nieces and nephews X Jonathan and Erina are revived and Joseph lives longer xEveryone meets up confused in the new word and is like *_who are you? i am you. I am you?No sir you are you._*

[@ace_v5795]

im a firm supporter of jotaro x his career in marine biology

[@legg7132]

Jotaro x Dolphins

[@jotarokujo3006]

me X dolphin

[@aeunsan]

take me by the hand

[@yareyaredolphin]

lead me to the land

[@yareyaredolphin]

Ocean man

[@babynyxe4784]

Avdol x polnareff: "you're just here for some friendly muscle men" Very accurate

[@sliceofalemon8591]

Honestly

[@parditathehusky1813]

Ikr

[@sweetpotatofries99]

Polnareff could have asked for ANYTHING for his second wish, but he chose Avdol. If that's not a declaration of love, I don't know what is.

[@shibithefox4693]

And they canonly asked each other for a date at the end... 👀

[@lostalice9854]

Very true

[@kbwouldlovethis8790]

DIO and Erina: You’ve got serious problems, mate.

[@HaganeNoGijutsushi]

You thought Jonathan would be in this ship BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

[@lightyearpig12]

You’re just shipping this for the meme.

[@menacetosociety471]

The unholy square: jonadioeriwagon, yes it exists

[@male6089]

@@menacetosociety471 perfect

[@peggy5993]

@@HaganeNoGijutsushi Ko no dio da!

[@jessicanewton8051]

Jonawagon: "You believe in the inherent eroticism of financially supporting someone's entire lineage", or alternatively "You just wanted good things for Speedwagon, and really, who wouldn't?"

[@sarahjohnson9399]

Jessica Newton jonawagon for the goddamn win. it’s like erina is great and all but consider the fact that jonathan has two hands

[@misterbadguy7325]

@@sarahjohnson9399 Speedwagon withdrew coolly and we need to respect that.

[@sarahjohnson9399]

Mister Bad Guy and honestly that’s why he’s such a good guy. god i love speedwagon

[@izzykwoka2379]

Speedwagon deserves the world and he and Jonathan are perfect for each other

[@gaygrimoire]

i know right,, and it kills me how robert canonly loved jonathan,,, 😔😔😔

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

Jonathan × Speedwagon: Your ideal relationship dynamic is cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure.

[@lynxil_knight]

Okay but why is your pfp Huey Long?(unless im just really wrong)

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

@@lynxil_knight For the memes. *EVERY MAN A KING*

[@lynxil_knight]

@@ironicdivinemandatestan4262 are you a fellow swamp creature or no

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

@@lynxil_knight Nah I'm not actually from Louie, just in for the memes.

[@lynxil_knight]

@@ironicdivinemandatestan4262 awww I can never find people from Louisiana on the internet its like we dont have the internet or Wi-Fi

[@JBeezyForever]

Giorno/Jolyne: You don't really care that the Joestar family tree looks like it's eating itself

[@stickyfingers8115]

lmfao

[@zillafire101]

I feel called out.

[@garbagebingoblin4670]

zillafire101 you should. Cause we calling you out

[@avorioner104]

Yes you can fight me

[@Rosevieenla]

Tell that to Araki

[@Baruch.Goldstein]

Almost every ship was a gay ship and that says a lot about our community

[@joinme5560]

Well, gay ships is always dominating at fandoms

[@uwuchan23]

Also most of the JoJo main characters are male and you really dont have many female characters to create straight ships with, so you improvise

[@spinmaster6995]

MuffinCountry which community

[@olivias364]

UwU chan • then part 6 came out and people were like hmmm is FF/ jolyne or jolyne/ hermes better

[@pilarm.a.5976]

this says a lot about our society

[@KitKhat]

Jonawagon be like, "You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of undying devotion and loyalty that's so strong it lasts generations."

[@Kaarl_Mills]

"You just wanted good things for Speedwagon, and really, who wouldnt?"

[@speed_queen]

Speedwagon is best waifu

[@KitwaIker]

It’s poetic cinema, babey

[@_shiza_chan]

That ship is the most blessed ship in all the manga

[@Marichii1]

jonawagon is so blessed it makes me want to cry

[@bean3550]

Anything to do with the pillar men is "you're just here for some unfriendly muscle men"

[@fanboyistransboy5089]

You’re just here for some evil muscle men

[@MsMvsc]

I ship Esidisi x Kars bc I mean they literally slaughtered they’re whole society and ran off to raise 2 babies together. Rate my taste

[@AshNRoses4409]

Eisikars: your ideal relationship dinamic is team mom/team dad but your also horny for big guys

[@aristat]

Your taste is 100/10 tho we Stan some Karsidisi in this house

[@MsMvsc]

@@AshNRoses4409 Accurate

[@whistlepunkz]

Big brain content

[@themusicmanistrans8319]

God, you're so valid

[@emeresque7226]

ok but why is karsidisi literally that ship where historians would say, "and they were best friends"

[@SeeMeRowan]

LMAO

[@drdilfenshmirtz]

Why is this actually correct???

[@mar-chan8839]

Periodt.

[@unreliablenarrator8219]

They raised two kids together, Cheryl

[@snailofkale]

Just girls bein’ friends. Gals bein’ pals.

[@thenoxnox]

"You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being stupid together" YUP!

[@jasonhanlan999]

thats why i ship pinkiedash

[@thenoxnox]

You are the only valid MLP fan ever, and god *damn* you are so very correct

[@magnusg.6006]

The inherent eroticism of committing financial fraud together

[@Fakan]

This made me realize I need "What your favorite Azumanga Daioh ship says about you."

[@smolsatoru3765]

///

[@whatthe4440]

“You _really_ wish Johnathan wasn’t done so dirty by the end of Part One” And that’s just facts 🚫🧢

[@samd.4921]

JONATHAN DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

[@fBOMBB]

That ship literally went down in flames

[@patrickgeorge3413]

Anas S It hits you in the heart, the throat and several times in the back

[@itiswhatitis1883]

WHY WOULD YOU DO HIM LIKE THAT!!

[@aleabeckermann2100]

fBOMB That was the best pun I‘ve ever heard in my entire life. And yeah poor Jonathan wtf was that ending 😂

[@quickflash2studios232]

Joseph and Lisa Lisa, you clearly haven’t finished part 2 yet.

[@andreas_iced8297]

i *hope* they havent finished part 2 yet

[@dddestroya]

Dio Brando niiiiiiiiiiicccce

[@midichlorianchild341]

Or you won't laugh at "surprise, motherfucker" meme ever more

[@weebmatics]

Wouldnt that also be like Josuke and Jotaro, tho??

[@merrittanimation7721]

@@weebmatics If you were only about half the first episode in.

[@thangfahsavung9120]

When Part 7 get animated, the Gyro/Johnny tag on Pixiv will explode

[@Lily-xd1tg]

Mantana Jansi ughhh they’re such a good ship😭 WARNING SPOILERS BELOW part 7 & 8 spoiler warning: i am glad they’re happy in heaven together

[@tichaelmiongson]

Lily bro you should put that warning before the “read more” cause i ended up reading that entire statement before i could even stop my eyes

[@Lily-xd1tg]

Cinnabonn I’m so sorry... I’ve edited the comment😓

[@tichaelmiongson]

Lily nah it’s fine i’m not mad lol i just found myself saying, “aight then”

[@f.b.i3209]

Italy?

[@switchmeback]

avpol is more like "you just want polnareff to be happy"

[@teylawhite687]

Turd Ferguson and really, who wouldn’t

[@uzumchiz1738]

@@TheHoobiestMech98 Turtles*

[@sunscreenpromoter]

Honestly, he’s so determined he died TWICE for him

[@nashbyrd4020]

This is a fact and I stand by it. He deserves to be happy with his boyfriend........ rest in fuckin peace

[@francinekuri9964]

I always cry about Avdol's chickens never getting to see him again.

[@aceisawesome_]

when I first read part 4 I though josuke and rohan would have that "I hate him but I respect him" moment at highway star but they actually just went on hating each other the whole part lmao

[@Alpha_beef]

Illusion 100

[@fukaarihyuuga508]

Aceisawesome but it’s good couple I mean-

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

I mean it was more like Rohan kept on hating josuke the entire time?

[@bolzac2168]

You had to say read to show your dominance didn't you

[@jjrambles683]

Yuya was so great, "Josuke is so courageous! He has inspired me to be the man my groupies think I am!"

[@mateusmartinsjunior6506]

Jotakak:you really wish that"no one can just deflect the emerald splash" was true

[@iamveryconfusedaboutmyheal8246]

haha, so true

[@bleachdrinker69]

Hell fucking yeah

[@VanNessy97]

Whose back catalog?

[@pastelnova6936]

Ya got me there chief

[@yurupikune]

*JOTATAK FOR EVER*

[@CorinneStephens]

Giorno/Trish: "for some reason, you really want Giorno to be straight, and there's only one girl in the part." Bucciarati/Trish: "for some reason, you really want Bucciarati to be straight, and there's still only one girl in the part."

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

Also, for that last one: *FBI OPEN UP!*

[@ayame2001]

@@CaffeineDeprivation its legal.

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

@@ayame2001 No the hell it's not. Trish is *15* , while Bucciarati is *20*

[@ayame2001]

@@CaffeineDeprivation its legal in hungary, in italy, and many other European countries. You know there are other countries and ages of consent around the world and not just the USA, right?

[@kiwikarp9509]

I always saw Bucciarati as a father figure to Trish, so the thought of them being shipped together is really gross.

[@jennifertran7555]

Cioccolata x Secco: You either firmly believe in the inherent eroticism of serial killers *OR* you have a pet play fetish

[@shinobukochou7824]

i'd say for them it's just the same thing he said for ghiacchio x melone

[@cbchansey6866]

I feel like Ciocolatta doesn't even feel anything towards people, he just jerks off to his suicide tapes.

[@user-xm3gp9zs5v]

@@cbchansey6866 bruh he told secco he loved him

[@cbchansey6866]

@@user-xm3gp9zs5v ok you have a point there. But yeah he definitely treats him more like a dog than anything else

[@babe3974]

Eric Cui yeah because Secco is a huge fucking bottom and loves to be treated like a dog

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

Joseph × Caesar: You just wanted good things for Caesar. Press F to pay respects. (Honestly that could apply to most JoJo × JoBro ships.)

[@zephyrian1006]

Or you believe in the inherent eroticism of the "rivals to friends" trope

[@ejsomethingswrong8879]

F

[@nicoleminerva626]

F

[@kaceey4562]

F

[@Emmaem111]

F

[@PotatoHero524]

“you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of not only wanting to kill each other but actually going through with it” Can’t believe my mans just called out the entire portal fandom like this

[@Cobalt985]

im sorry _what_ like... the puzzle game series Portal?

[@Himmel-Himmel]

He called out most of the JOJO fandom too

[@AltName7]

@@Cobalt985 Portal is top tier

[@Cobalt985]

@@AltName7 Yes. They're two of my favourite games of all time. What in the _fuck_ did I miss with what's happening inside the fandom?

[@OxyPox]

@@Cobalt985 Yeah what the fuck ? Like GLaDOS x Chell or something ?

[@immortalandundead5554]

the fact that the dinopants ship wasn't here with the "men getting pegged" joke is a *crime*

[@debleb166]

Dinopants: You believe in the inherent eroticism of malewives and girlbosses

[@immortalandundead5554]

@@debleb166 i really do

[@debleb166]

@@immortalandundead5554 Me too ✌

[@KimTran-gp1hm]

No truer words have been spoken :))))

[@KuroiAllen]

You just want good things to happen to Speedwagon and honestly, who doesn't?

[@whistlepunkz]

Yes exactly you understand me

[@acehealer4212]

I feel this is my soul

[@wutduck1763]

Jonawagon be like

[@lyl_es9421]

@@wutduck1763 too bad, too bad

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

Speedwagon x Hat always makes me cry

[@hexstraw]

DioKak - Why, just let Kakyoin alone, he doesn't deserve this

[@stevepensando2593]

DioKak- You took that scene of Kakyoin getting fleshbudded by DIO in a completely different context

[@ness249]

Steve Pensando it was kind of a hot scene tho ngl

[@magicmonkey7075]

“DioKak: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of implied molestation.”

[@qualivia]

Also FBI, OPEN UP!

[@magicmonkey7075]

Steve Pensando Like, I think that was the intended implication though ngl. There were roses and moans and crap.

[@MrBrunogiachetti]

My favorite JoJo ship is Strength, because the captain is a pipe smoking orangotang

[@ukownphantomGrin]

Diego X Hotpants: You just wanted good things for Diego and Hotpants and honestly who didn't?

[@onnami]

this is so true that it hurts

[@zarramorgan3390]

A pegging joke also works here

[@tjhunter9787]

Johnny certainly wouldn't like that.

[@VioletValk]

men of culture gather here

[@communistpropaganda3629]

This feels like a callout

[@Riinkun]

*screams in confused multishipper*

[@sleepless974]

Tamariin FR THOUGH

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

Okai, but mood. I ship like most of these things in some way, except for that Josuke x Jotaro. Let's not with Incest.

[@Riinkun]

@@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 Yeah, I'm cool with most ships but pedophilia/incest/abusive ships are... no XD. I just want characters in healthy relationships.

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

@@Riinkun I agree with all of those but the abusive ships, I honestly find those kinda interesting as ashamed as I am to admit. In real life they are terrible, but honestly some of those have the best material for psychological analysis. Dont like really ship those wanting them to happen tho. I watch em but dont really want them to be together if that makes sense? Hopefully I dont sound too weird. Other than that, yas give me those healthy ships

[@ResidentPyro]

Multishipping with these just means being put on blast at least 3 times a video

[@rrtkddigimon0]

"You REALLY wish Anasui hadn't swapped genders between chaptes" You just got *extremely* right.

[@ryye1829]

IVE BEEN CRYING OVER THIS IT REALLY IS SO TRUE

[@theuncannydag]

On the flipside, this gave us the Big Brain Fanon of Anasui being trans, so I can't really complain about the switching between chapters thing (am Jolymes shipper, BTW)

[@loganmorton1543]

@@theuncannydag Jolyne x FF >>> Jolyne x Ermes

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

@@loganmorton1543 im not saying no, but I am also not a necrophelia person.

[@HexManiacQuinn]

@@theuncannydag Ok we gained the trans Anasui fanon, but in the process lost the prospective lesbian/bi Jolyne canon ;_;

[@MADKapo]

Bosudopi is like "you took the saying love yourself too literal"

[@irisius7551]

Or the phrase "Go fuck yourself"

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Technically masturbation

[@sandrothenecromancer6810]

@@soulthesassyassassin3616 Just saying, busting a nut would have saved Diavolo from perpetual death

[@pakacha8999]

It's like that one meme “Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody so I'm perfect.”

[@lumina7152]

@@sandrothenecromancer6810 didn't that put him through perpetual death as well?

[@TheElemancer]

Giomis could probably also be called "Guns N' Roses."

[@reimisugimoto654]

THE BRAIN YOU HAVE OH MY GOD

[@I.F1]

MAN THAT'S THE BEST COMMENT EVER

[@naranciabestboi8498]

I LOVE THIS

[@OofSorryForSayingThat]

OH MY GOD

[@yomeat316]

THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES WTF

[@marcelinadziedzic6374]

Yasuho and Gappy = the same as Josuke and Okuyasu but heterosexual (bonus: you only want good things for Yasuho and honestly, who doesnt?)

[@ookamichigire123]

Accurate

[@MADKapo]

It's more like wanting good things for both tbh.

[@xx_gamrrgurl69_xx47]

I just want good things for gappy lmao but u right

[@kaeya8674]

😂💞

[@mr.Inoriii]

My fav ship is tooru and 89 year old head doctor.

[@hobbesfield1082]

I was coming here prepared for lack of manga only ships and honestly? No, I won't shut up about the inherent eroticism of cowboys

[@marcodragon4995]

Valid

[@popkhorne5372]

And still, there is a lack of josuke and yasuho in this.

[@sarachi3913]

Same

[@ExtraterrestrialWolf]

YES. THANK YOU!

[@erikaboueres]

Chaotic good

[@thatfangirlk.]

I was waiting for you to roast me *again* for loving the bad boy x nerd dynamic. And now you roasted me for aN EGG

[@madyikes6558]

Can I offer you an *e g g* in this trying time?

[@thatfangirlk.]

Spec The Spectator This has to be the best answer to a comment I have ever received in this year till now. Thank you

[@EldenaDoubleca5t]

look man, if I made a video about jjba shipping and DIDN'T mention the egg doujin I'd be getting shit for it for the rest of my days. I had to do it, I had no choice.

[@thatfangirlk.]

Eldena Doubleca5t true tho xd

[@ninjawarriorgirl1]

@@EldenaDoubleca5t you had to do it to us

[@WitchEnbyWitch]

Secret hidden ship: Jotaro/Jolyne's Mom = You just want good things for Jolyne and honestly, who wouldn't?

[@GuiSF9]

Dio + Erina: You know I’m about to break into your house

[@lillyputian5907]

Theyre into the idea of jonathan's harem catching on fire

[@SirDankleberry]

You’re into the idea of being a massive twat.

[@FJSpecter]

You know I'm gonna pulverize your kneecaps

[@thangfahsavung9120]

Oh I've read a nsfw fanfiction about that Basically Erina was craving Jonathan's body so she decided to bang with DIO

[@pingusmingus]

@@thangfahsavung9120 what the FUC-

[@emperorzoid]

*Kakyoin did you lay this egg?*

[@lottesantos6104]

*EGG, DID YOU LAY THIS KAKYOIN?*

[@matthewmoran3851]

*LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU*

[@zephyrnyx7432]

IT WAS THERE WHEN I WOKE UP

[@janinepantonial2815]

Can I just say that this is illegal?

[@matthewmoran3851]

@@janinepantonial2815the comment section?

[@UnseenBubby]

Gappy and Yasuho: You desire two things, keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome

[@firenzeval]

not 100% accurate.

[@PineappleLiar]

Really Part 8 did the impossible by making me care about the canon straight ship for the first time in my life.

[@firenzeval]

@@PineappleLiar Same.

[@TrueWomenEnjoyer]

I ship both straight and gay, and Gappy x Yasuho is so wholesome! 💖

[@toastedt0ast878]

@@TrueWomenEnjoyer I'm sorry but Rai would like to have a word

[@sjh5465]

alternate for Avpol: you really wish polnareff hadn't been done so dirty by the ending of part 5.

[@aguila-wg3ug]

Or that he wasn't done so dirty in general. He lost his sister, three of his closest friends, ends up paraplegic, loses he's stand, and gets turned into a damn turtle.

[@pilarm.a.5976]

@@aguila-wg3ug he's the "all my friends are dead" meme but with a turtle instead of a dinosaur

[@shibithefox4693]

Please don't remind me my PTSD

[@cryptid6279]

And you REALLY wish Avdol hadn’t been done so dirty by ALL of part 3

[@shinobix4925]

Can we just appreciate that Diego + Johnny makes DieJoni

[@zephyrian1006]

That's my actual name so this ship literally wants me to die

[@bokkbokkie]

DieJo can be too ajsjdj

[@heystopit6159]

and Diavolo with Doppio makes BosuDopi

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

@@bokkbokkie Why are we telling Jonis and Jos to die? What did they do wrong?

[@minzhewen5106]

also diejoni is actually "they were both bottoms"

[@evariste_galois]

HDKSHDLSHSPHDLSJSK

[@kl3321]

the accuracy of this comment causes me physical pain

[@abecharles7652]

@@oof-rr5nf SHUT UP AJHBSASBDJBSAB

[@alitlecreacher6077]

Ok but Gyro's stand is literally called Ballbreaker and Ballbreaker is a song about femdoms so if you're saying Gyro would top in any occasion BOY do i got news for you

[@sageoconnor61]

@@alitlecreacher6077 Gyro's the ball breaker, so he's definitely a Dom top

[@thatgurltasia]

Mista and Giorno: *yeah, we gay* *K e e p s c r o l l i n g*

[@ImmortanDan]

They have a very similar shot together as well

[@eglej6647]

@@ImmortanDan oh yes, i remember..

[@fedlawliet]

I cant erase the gay scenes from my mind

[@guidomista3415]

Everytime I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so *HOOORRRRNNNYYYY*

[@Cairo40000]

*[Sad straight noises]*

[@game84cube]

"Youre just here for some friendly muscle men." I mean...aside from the action, why else would I watch Jojo?

[@hel.pm.e]

The gayyyyy

[@raisezell]

there’s just something inherently beautiful about two bros chilling in a hot tub

[@scarlettthorn109]

Gizelle Vidal you so right

[@fandemanga3378]

''Five feet apart 'cause it's not gay'' I think spent too much time watchine vine/meme/tiktok on Jojo

[@SolaireHighwind]

right next to each other 'cause they are gay

[@ultim8lifeform697]

You are a firm believer in the lack of inherent eroticism of two bros sitting in a hot tub

[@ruepashkova6709]

FuGio is actually "you are incredibly dedicated to a non-canon novel tie-in"

[@shinobukochou7824]

Rue Pashkova i mean araki said you can take it as canon 😭

[@lionofash7700]

Also specifically that novel is super popular in Japan and sold even more after the anime.

[@shinobukochou7824]

Lionofash praying we get a phf ova

[@HolyShield]

That novel is awesome!! I read it cause I fell in love with "FuGio" during the anime but I didn't get the FuGio feelings from it. xD To me that novel was Giorno subduing a threat and showing us how allmighty and manipulative he can be. It made me feel bad for Fugo but I freaking loved Giorno in it!

[@fanboyistransboy5089]

TRUTH

[@_.spi_mi_se]

Guys, don't ship me with anyone other than myself.

[@catlikeweedcmlk1582]

I see what you got there...

[@narutouzumakiiorangeramenn5461]

Nah it would be DIO x Anything that moves

[@tjhunter9787]

Does thar mean that Jonathan technically counts?

[@_.spi_mi_se]

@@tjhunter9787 no no no no no no

[@404Ari]

So Dio/DIO is fair game then, right?

[@benpelczynski6964]

“You fool! I’ve already figured out your favorite ship dynamic! Now my Stand, [HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING] can call you out!”

[@benpelczynski6964]

Alternatively, “Your next line is, “I’m in this video and I don’t like it.””

[@teylawhite687]

Ben Pelczynski both very fine choices, my man

[@prettybigpengus]

@@benpelczynski6964 I'm in this video and I don't like it *N-NANI?*

[@Demonicidiot]

I’m in this video *looks at caejose* and I don’t like it.... WAIT N-NANI?

[@noelle3780]

I'm crying cause I ship CaeJose and I've gotten so many "2 bros chilling in a hot tub" and "guys being dudes" Apparently I'm attracted to friendship okay

[@Zinyak12345]

Apparently, I must be too because that's all I can get. (Excluding the trash of course. You know the kind. The ones that cheat on you multiple times and try to hide it because you're in a long-distance relationship but her friends are kind enough to tell you so you find out anyway and get hurt and then she gets hurt despite doing it to herself and she probably isn't even self-aware enough to realize this without being told because she's selfish and says she loves you but probably only has a rudimentary knowledge of love, if that, although she could be lying anyway and you just don't want to believe it because you actually love her and it's clouding your judgment and it should be obvious because she lied about cheating on you so she clearly doesn't dislike lying and my involvement with her has ruined multiple of my relationships since because I still feel something for her and crawled back despite the warnings, both through your history with her and other people, and I doubt anyone will read this, her especially because she has garbage taste in anime and probably hasn't seen Jojo's anyway to know if she'd like it, but if you do see this, you know who you are and I have one thing to say to you: "Screw you Morgan, you lying dogfaced ponysoldier- Wait... Who let Joe Biden in? Anyway, I hate you, you manipulative, lying bastard and I hope you get only empty eggshells from now on every time you want pancakes or just break an egg in general. Oh yeah, I also hope that someone spoils all the best South Park jokes that you haven't yet heard.") (Disclaimer) (This was a joke, however, it's also all true so while I could be unconsciously venting, I mainly intend to entertain because haha, that's rather unfortunate and also very specific. The insults are 100% meant though too. I really hate you, Morgan. Disregard this if your name is Morgan and nothing else applies to you. Anyway, back to being bored and lonely.)

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

@@Zinyak12345 bruh are you ok? I know it's been 2 months but I'm still slightly concerned

[@Zinyak12345]

@@lisandramariaurbano8413 Yeah, thanks for asking. I'm doing a lot better now. Thanks for worrying about me despite being an internet stranger. Life can be hard but sometimes it gets better and I'm glad I lasted long enough to reach that point where it does.

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

@@Zinyak12345 yeah life is full of highs and lows, and I'm happy that you're better now. Sincerely, an internet stranger that cares about people for no reason whatsoever :)

[@miety111]

I feel you

[@jcwalker722]

My favorite ship is Strength.

[@teylawhite687]

John Walker Don’t. Remind. Me.

[@connorarp5554]

I'm an as blue Hawaii type guy

[@ARB6769]

*laughs in Ora Ora*

[@flor...encia..]

Oh no, Forever x Anne popped up in my mind

[@SAGENT2]

Same

[@uwuchan23]

What about Squalo and Tiziano? It is one of the nice, healthy and canon relationships + there is a part 5 character who is NOT named after food

[@kl3321]

Fugio: you are a firm believer in the eroticism of redemption arcs

[@fangedladybug]

the lack of Speedwagon in this video is unforgivable.

[@skcasuality7472]

No one would be worthy.

[@dejavu9204]

No one is worthy of our Waifu SpeedwaGON.

[@sagecolvard9644]

Here: JonaWagon: You value wholesomeness above all other aspects of a ship. ZeppeliWagon: Like William Zeppeli, your life was also saved by Speedwagon's burning hot abs.

[@HelloItsMikkan]

Joelyn x Foo Fighters The only Pairing that is approved by Jotaro Kujo

[@vulpin7150]

don't forget Joelyn x Koichi Then Koichi can finally be his son

[@vibeguru]

Dio/Erina: Your relationship dynamic is the main character getting cucked by the main villain.

[@spencerabdo5144]

Rohan X Reimi: You just wanted good things for Reimi, even if the FBI now want to know your location.

[@cereal1629]

*I didn't know Rohan's age when I first paired them I swear.* Before I decided to watch JoJo's for real, I was only watching clips on KZbin. I saw the scene where Reimi was getting ready to depart to heaven, and when I saw Rohan's reaction, I thought, "Dang they'd be cute lmao." I also read some of Rohan's information from his Fandom wiki page beforehand and I remembered that Reimi babysitted and saved an infant Rohan.

[@epicthecandydragon6079]

I think this ship has a ton of potential, but my brain is still straining over the details. I mean, Reimi is 16, which is really bad, but technically Rohan was 4 when she died. So... who’s the underage one here?!

[@diegovaldes1408]

Reimi died at the age of 16, and 16 years have passed since she died, so technically reimi is 32 years old..... *REIMI IS LEGAL*

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

Legal in Japan.

[@lionofash7700]

@@ironicdivinemandatestan4262 and most of Europe and quite a few American States?

[@XenosvonFaneli]

Speedwagon is as we all know a Jonathan x Erina shipper.

[@cuponoodlez9107]

Jolyne/Eremes/F.F: Either you really like the 'Lets go! Lesbians' Meme, absolutely despise Anasui, or both.

[@mrjoe332]

I haven't even read that part, but like, mood

[@Dotoku14]

Ew

[@MinamotoKensuke]

And honestly, who wouldn't?

[@cuponoodlez9107]

Corbin Jones ACCURATE

[@kazzfuchsia1073]

CupO'Noodlez me lol

[@fclove_dodeka9437]

Bruabba: you either have no mom/dad guiding you or you want a family AU where everybody lives and no one dies

[@jojosbizarreartist8626]

This was so true it hurt.

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

And honestly, who wouldn't?-

[@aceisawesome_]

hot pants and diego is best ship bc she can peg

[@mifivoo]

AAAAAA-

[@whistlepunkz]

Shit ur right

[@kl3321]

YES

[@ZanraiKid]

It’s also best ship because the ship name is DinoPants

[@lanni5]

@@ZanraiKid look at this absolute mad lad

[@whistlepunkz]

Speedwagon x Jonathan ERASURE (Speedwagon x Jonathan x Erina with speeds and erina being buddies erasure)

[@emilygillock3803]

That would be a great ot3

[@julianmitchell3035]

You decided that one completely loyal lover was not enough for a man with a heart of gold.

[@ginar2339]

good taste

[@federalcasemaker]

Speedwagon and Jonathan fusing together x Erina

[@ginar2339]

Scary Hat but Jonathan and Speedwagon must love each other as well

[@JackieDeex7]

FuGio is also: "You read Purple Haze Feedback and won't shut up about it." ... I say this because it's me.

[@daniwolfplayz3599]

want a trophy i dont remember it being cannon

[@lavenderhunee4297]

bitches will read phf and won’t stop crying about fugio. its me. Im bitchesz

[@pham1527]

i can't understand how a subordinate kissing his boss's hand is seen as a romantic thing

[@daniwolfplayz3599]

@@pham1527 especially in a fucking mafia

[@skye387]

@@pham1527 Ikr? Literally a bunch of mafia guys' kissing Gio's hand in the epilogue.

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

Giorno × Trish: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of Biblical metaphors.

[@cookiegal7340]

Why you gotta to drag me like that? Lmao

[@Shane-nf9gb]

Quick question, who/what is Trish a Biblical metaphor of? I know GioGio is Jesus, just unsure of Trish

[@johnstanley3939]

@@Shane-nf9gb as in Trish the daughter of Diavolo or "devil" in English and Giorno is the son of Dio or "god" in English, so it's like Jesus x the anti-christ

[@planetmars924]

I’m so glad you sent this, I was thinking I wasn’t gonna find my ship here lol

[@VanNessy97]

Thank you for the more accurate reading

[@mraccomplice]

can we get a part 2 of this sometime... i wanna see other ships as well

[@死ねちゃん]

How did you comment on this video 6 days ago?

[@Josh-th4yi]

@@死ねちゃん Because the video has been up for at least 6 days? He does have a patreon, chances are it's been exclusive to them for the past week.

[@死ねちゃん]

@@Josh-th4yi ohhhhhh

[@jamesphillips531]

Can we please. I want to see joseph and the major. Dont @ me ok

[@shinobix4925]

Can we please get Kira and Shinobu

[@forrias8357]

This was the video that made me watch JoJos and slowly getting context for each of the ships has been a wild ride

[@CorvusCarmen]

saamee, literally about halfway through I paused the video, went to crunchy roll and started to binge.

[@thebrightstartt9294]

Oh reading the manga makes it even greater, I was dying on the part 6 characters.

[@scrmp144]

@@thebrightstartt9294 *johnny and gyro one kinda clowning tho*

[@noriyakee]

nice jojo good

[@nivanshake]

Alternative giomis: you believe the trope "partners in crime" couldn't be highly rated enough.

[@jaderotaski1]

The Dio/Pucchi one made me laugh because Its basically canon, and then I got sad because I know what you mean about 'good things' for Puuci saving everyone a lot of trouble.

[@ooccttoo]

1:00 “you AREN’T a monsterfucker-“ That’s where you’re wrong, bucko

[@KaregoAt]

that's a fucking mood

[@epicthecandydragon6079]

I apologize for my very harsh opinion, but this ship can burn in hell.

[@KaregoAt]

@@epicthecandydragon6079 I mean, I don't know what you were trying to accomplish with this comment? I'm not gonna stop shipping it and now I'm just mad at you, it's not productive at all.

[@eyelandgal]

@@epicthecandydragon6079 Don't apologise, you said nothing wrong

[@1337speakcow]

And since the video didn't call me out enough...

[@nekovalley]

I didnt think you’d include risopro but you did and you attacked me personally. Villainfuckers rise up

[@PrettyDuwang]

😔 ✊

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Why are all the villains so hot?

[@jae4ze]

👁️👅👁️

[@viky5813]

😶✊

[@jakobrasmussen1663]

Arent they brothers?

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

If you ship Jonadio then you must've loved sasunaru when you were little

[@coffeechips9426]

Oh my god I feel so attacked rn

[@DecimusYna]

Dude, even the eng voice dubber ships them together.

[@zarraelliott4159]

Ow

[@Scarletdollie]

Fuck

[@nerouo]

Don't call me out like that

[@bunbunwy]

"You really wish Josuke had been conceived under like- any other circumstances." Yes okay, the cheating was just NOT IT 😭 He did my favorite jojo so dirty This isn’t my fave ship, but I have to agree 100%

[@toastyp]

Honestly, same, I don't ship too much Joseph x suzie but Suzie didn't deserve that

[@_sleazy_c]

I have decided to believe that Joseph is just a polyamorous king and Suzie Q knows and accepts it

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

@@_sleazy_c Honestly? I am all for that! It’s honestly more in-character than Joseph cheating, at any rate!

[@Drip_Wooper]

worst part is, knowing Joseph's luck saying that he was drugged or being messed by a stand or something wouldnt be off the table, he just tends to get himself in these sorts of things literally ALL THE TIME (not even using Literally incorrectly here, stand-users and joestars both attrach trouble naturally, so he basically has a 4x less resistance to getting in these sort of situation) but naah, Araki didnt even specify what happened, Joseph just showed up with a baby one day

[@shinobukochou7824]

also for fugio, correction: you read purple haze feedback and you think fugo did nothing wrong

[@afterglowings]

Accurate!

[@Aku-pr8km]

It can also be you read PHF and won't shut up about it

[@mchaggins8215]

It can also be: you write 3000 word essays on tumblr comparing the similarities between the two, and their differences, complete with night and day symbolism. Am I projecting? Possibly

[@purplehazefeedback]

YES. Fugio is my favorite ship and I must say this is pretty accurate.

[@lingyang65]

I just finished PHF and find this comment quite accurate

[@jonathankent1517]

Stray Cat X Bug-Eaten: Your ideal relationship dynamic is Tom & Jerry.

[@jacegerard8343]

New crack ship

[@mothmanghost983]

Bro. You just acknowledged the Ghiaccio/Melone fandom. That is dangerous

[@galactic_road9113]

why are they even shipped together? Did I miss something?

[@thiswasamistake123]

@@galactic_road9113 ikr

[@randomchaos3038]

@@thiswasamistake123 I think it's because of their tiny interactions in part 5 before Melone went and died idk people will ship anything

[@professoryeetus8955]

@@galactic_road9113 I personally ship it because they seem to be really close lol, it's my favorite La Squadra ship. It's ok if it isn't for you

[@CorinneStephens]

Trish x Sheila E: I don't know how you, a femslash fan, ended up in THIS fandom, but… good on you for making the most of it.

[@pilarm.a.5976]

same for midler x mariah

[@tjhunter9787]

Also Jolyne/Ermes

[@chlo9123]

I honestly ship jotakak because of their dynamic and moments, like I didn't even know about that dang doujin when I shipped them

[@andreas_iced8297]

same.

[@mompickmeupimscared2080]

Not a Jotakak shipper, but I would like to point out I have a jotakak shipping friend (who also happens to be a fan of Cardcaptor Sakura) who absolutely despises that doujin

[@_cindyette_]

k a k y o i n d i d y o u l a y t h i s e g g ?

[@vulpin7150]

@@_cindyette_ S T O P

[@_cindyette_]

Fluffyfox13 lmao nah

[@StarfireandSakura]

I don't know what I EXPECTED to drag me the most, but I didn't think it'd be "you actually read the manga and probably won't shut up about it." LIKE, LISTEN, OKAY, JOHNNY AND GYRO ARE SO GOOD, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

[@hobbesfield1082]

The relationship between Gyro Zeppeli and Johnny Joestar in the cult classic manga "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure" transcends even the closest friendships. The influence they had on each other during the short half a year (i i mean... what half a year... they got married and lived happily for 60 years...) reflected on their entire lives. This relationship, believed by me to be romantic, or at least full of familial love, is the centrepiece of this essay, in which i will

[@DecimusYna]

My fellow Hetalian, how are you?

[@yasmine3920]

WHAT ABOUT TEZIANO AND SQUALO??? THE TRUE GAYS?

[@eldrazigirl]

"If you ship them, you're every Jojo fan."

[@miojobelmont9450]

"You're a fan of keeping things gay AND canon" @ squatiz, sorbgela and ciosecco but for ciosecco you must also mention PETPLAY

[@elelcomplains1553]

@@eldrazigirl there are Jojo fans who think Squalo and Tiziano are just friends tbh. Yeah, I don't know either

[@quimmole477]

@@elelcomplains1553 tizano and squalo:we're a couple *those* jojo fans: A COUPLE OF BESTIEEEES

[@skye387]

@@elelcomplains1553 woah, the way Squalo and Tiziano act is way more than simply friends. The Dio and Pucci one being simply friends, I can believe but Squalo and Tiziano? No way.

[@Chabascus]

Jotaro x Jolyne: Get out.

[@tomatod7275]

Yes

[@otterjazz]

*C U R S E D*

[@moderncrusader1150]

I wish all Jolyne x Giorno shippers a very Diavolo style death

[@Fillardmillmore]

🤮 ahh!!

[@trashykhun0821]

Same with Anyone x Trish

[@KaregoAt]

So what about Squalo and Tiziano? You're just here for genuinely healthy and supportive relationships?

[@maritemaklaite4705]

Genuinely healthy, supportive and CANON relationships, mind you

[@mis_l5858]

Everyone always seems to forget about Sorbet and Gelato...

[@r4cc00n2]

@@mis_l5858 sad ice cream noises

[@r4cc00n2]

@@moimoiyoop yep....

[@daltonfilho835]

Caesar/Lisa Lisa: you really like some certain sexual things and none of them is illegal Forever/Annie: you really like some certain sexual things and all of them are illegal *((FBI OPEN UP))* Koichi/Rohan: your ideal relationship dinamic is "I despise everyone but you" Cioccolata/Secco: either your ideal relationship dinamic is "I want to kill everyone except you" or you have a pet/master fetish, there's no inbetween Tiz/Squalo or Sorbet/Gelato: you have a crush on someone you work with Kars/ACDC: the same thing as Bruno/Abbacchio but you chose the Save Chloe ending in Life is Strange Kars/Whammu: you had crushes on both your babysitter and your teacher growing up Joseph/Stroheim: you really like muscular men but you also attended the Charlottesville rallies in 2017 Jonathan/Speedwagon: you both hate that evil exists in the world and can't separate love from worship Kakyoin/Holly: Kakyoin is not the milf hunter, you are Jotaro/Marina: your ideal relationship dinamic is "we broke up but still love each other" Joseph/Tomoko: the same thing as Joseph/Suzi but you also ship Kakyoin/Holly Jotaro/Tomoko: your ideal romcom story is "this person looks like my late spouse whom I still love" Dio/Jotaro: you are a firm believer of the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other, but you only had long distance relationships in your life Mista/Narancia: Giorno/Mista + Josuke/Okuyasu Giorno/Trish: you can't stand watching something where the only female character doesn't end up with the male lead Jolyne/Anasui: your ideal romcom story is having the man constantly harrassing the woman until she realizes she likes him Jolyne/Weather: you want potential partners to battle for you like you're wild animals Jolyne/FF: You sexually identify as the color green Gappy/Yasuho: your ideal romcom story is "born sexy yesterday" a.k.a. you are a firm believer of the inherent eroticism of teaching a grown adult how to properly live in society Josuke/Koichi: your best friend in high school didn't consider you their best friend Prosciutto/Pesci or Valentine/Lucy: your ideal relationship dinamic is Stockholm Syndrome Joseph/Lisa Lisa, Weather/Pucci, Josuke/Giorno, Giorno/Jolyne or Josuke/Jolyne: you truly believe it's not incest if you "didn't grow up together" Kira/Shinobu: Stockholm syndrome, potential partners fighting and "I want to kill everyone but you" triple combo, also you just want good things for Kira Kira/Josefumi: you think no other romcom could ever surpass Romeo & Juliet Character/their stand: you are narcisistic

[@professoryeetus8955]

Never read Romeo and Juliet, but if I did, this would probably be true

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

Kira/shinobu is my jojo ship

[@aidanshea5670]

The only exception to the "character/their stand: you're a narcissist " one is Koichi/ Echoes Act 3 which is: you like the idea of dating the "bad boy/girl" but you're just socially awkward and everyone seems like a "bad boy/girl" to you

[@osamaalk3477]

What about pesci and fishing pole

[@nileriver1632]

the pillar men ships cut the mess outta me🗿... the save chloe hit too hard lmao

[@AmySay]

I don’t even JoJo I just watch it for the roastings LMAO

[@thenewkidontgeblock903]

Casey Coolican that’s been my mentality for basically all of his videos expect for this one

[@onlyonegec3991]

*I D O N ' T E V E N J O J O*

[@waniyare9004]

I do and I’m like why??? Why would anyone ship Dio and Jonathan, Dio legit killed his dad, and Jonathan. Etc

[@waniyare9004]

Thatguywiththestuffies KZbin page. Those people are a abomination. How does one just get away without watching/reading any parts.

[@noe4354]

@@waniyare9004 dio stole jonathans dick

[@victory8992]

Me shipping Joseph and Lisa Lisa and then watching the last few episodes of part 2: *_what in the hell have i done?_*

[@jellieslie]

OMG

[@fatumatahalil5552]

As soon as she said she was 50 it was going down hill

[@HoraceKnightley]

the diopucci one is incredibly accurate

[@alicen5800]

caejose, giomis, josuyasu gang rise up. apparently we’re all for the inherent eroticism of being bros

[@crystalb232]

That part hit me way too hard

[@guntherkn5141]

The bros

[@pseudimo]

yes. I also like jotakak

[@sleepycowboy18]

Succ boys for lyfe

[@liliszepesi3026]

Dude yes we gay keep scrolling

[@DBZlover1997]

Naramis is just exactly like josuyasu but in *italian*

[@suravinayan2753]

yesis

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

Rohan × Reimi: You just wanted good things for Reimi, and really, who wouldn’t?

[@salatieljyrustumanan4929]

*FBI! OPEN UP! intensifies*

[@pingusmingus]

rohan x reimi: you say shes 16, but shes also 34. and youve probably seen THAT image.

[@r4cc00n2]

rohan mentioned that she was like a sister by the end though-

[@melancholygirl7793]

Or: You had a crush on your hot babysitter growing up and wish that they didn't suddenly disappear one day.

[@tiggertiger2280]

I don’t want Reimi to go through the suffering of being with Rohan

[@aurora1089]

“you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being stupid together” I ship josuke and okuyasu, and my irl relationship with my boyfriend is us being stupid together, so I guess you’re right LMAO

[@whistlepunkz]

YEAH me too buddy

[@canaldecasta]

Aw, but be careful with Za Hando

[@bobtheball5384]

Awh that's so sweet I'm jealous

[@Demonicidiot]

@@bobtheball5384 tf be up with your pfp?

[@warriorxheart]

"You are just here for some friendly muscle men" Pillar men, where u at?

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

The thing is that they're not exactly friendly S O-

[@funkifroggi1727]

Except wammu

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

@@funkifroggi1727 he's just honorable, but not exactly good. he's like the best of worst to say it somehow.

[@mifivoo]

UM 1:13 should be “You’ve read Purple Haze Feedback.”

[@yasbitchslay]

holy crap you got me

[@libraric7212]

I feel like that would be Fugo x Narancia because Fugo thought abt him a lot in PHF

[@WeiWei-si9ez]

@@libraric7212 The next time I'm gonna reread it, I'm gonna count the number of times Fugo mentioned/thought of Narancia

[@BetaXeeta]

Mifivoo Giorno was a bit of a dick in Feedback

[@mani_icon3135]

I read PHF and Sheila E X Fugo FTW

[@llshootingstarll]

Kira x Hand : You really want to live a quiet life but also keep a suspiciously large picture of Mona Lisa’s hands on your wall

[@cinnixmon_5874]

Me: AvdolxPolnareff "Your just here for some friendly muscle man" I mean...you're not wrong.....?

[@owltaro]

Polnareff x Kakyoin: You just want a solid bromance with some rero rero’ing.

[@stevepensando2593]

But then you realize Kakyoin is 17

[@alyssamesina6640]

Steve Pensando FBI OPEN UP

[@Dragoryu3000]

You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of secret handshakes

[@Candy-ul2cj]

We’ve already got JotaKak for that

[@purin5167]

FBI OPEN UP

[@samugames0]

My favorite ship is the one where Jonathan and-nobody died in.

[@samugames0]

@Alice Kingsley it indeed s t a n d s at 69, yes

[@huh7599]

I ship dio and his damn shoes

[@catlikeweedcmlk1582]

After, 『Za Hando』 x Kira, 『Za Shoes』 x DIO. LMFAO

[@guilhermemarinho9861]

Diego: there is no such thing as straight people Johnny

[@sakikurokoma7867]

There's nothing such as straight men Only men who didn't see Diego Brando yet

[@justadude450]

2:09 I'm pretty sure the whole fandom wishes that

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

no

[@mis_l5858]

Same, but I just didn’t want Josuke to be born at all

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@mis_l5858 what

[@neon-leon-]

I prefer Caejose to Jozie... But yes, I agree in a spiritual level

[@DhahKhari]

I disagree just to smite you

[@alexibailey1596]

‘You... are a scalie.” This is the first time I feel called out by one of these videos in such a violent and visceral manner

[@alexarias5717]

What is that?

[@alyssamesina6640]

Alex Arias furry but for dinosaurs and dragons

[@alexibailey1596]

Alex Arias lizard furries lol

[@suylapolat1378]

Same dude, same...

[@alexarias5717]

@@alyssamesina6640 OHHH

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

Gappy × Yasuho: You are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome.

[@laradorren8009]

I just want nice things for Yasuho.

[@onnami]

everyone just want nice things for yasuho.

[@tiffany-chan1235]

@@onnami And honestly...Who wouldn't!

[@MrMatheuslego]

Jolyne x Anasui: you identified with his thirstiness on a spiritual level

[@misterbadguy7325]

I suspect that would be the "You are heterosexual" of this fandom.

[@elonmusk921]

Alright incel

[@HelloItsMikkan]

More like You are most likely the Editors of Shonen Jump who prefers instant sex change.

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

@@elonmusk921 Their pfp is the ace flag. They're basically the opposite of an incel.

[@elonmusk921]

Elizabeth Midford I’m making a joke about them being ace because they literally wouldn’t be horny/thirsty for anyone but there’s no word for ace people (acey didn’t seem right) so I elected to make a joke at the expense of all ace people by equating them to incels.