What your favorite Weapon says about you 2

[@MVPerry]

Ok what's your favorite weapon??

[@angelabell8517]

Spoon

[@-4vv4]

S P O R K

[@plutonium2433]

The holy hand grenade.

[@mccheeso7181]

Your mum Wait what

[@i-chu4435]

Guns or knifes

[@La-Machina]

"Butterfly Knife: You've memorized a lot of cool knife tricks." It's all fun and games until the air starts speaking french

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

And snorting

[@Gameplay_006]

@@da_plasma_catto1801 "place a dispenser here"

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

@@Gameplay_006 i was never rrally was in your side

[@sauerkrautFAKE]

i am ze spy

[@choisean2345]

you got blood on my suit

[@flashcwapt.4220]

"My trusty frying pan--as a drying pan."

[@namesarefortheweak]

Finally someone says it I love Brock

[@jetyu]

Lol

[@MelonHere20]

Lol that's what I immediately thought of

[@melondealer6148]

d e m o p a n t f 2

[@kanyeeast2608]

My favorite is kali sticks, yes, I know, I'm a cod kid, but do you know how nice it feels twirling them around in your hands

[@AeturnumTheEternal]

"Wiimote" Are Wii gonna have a prob- "Your favorite phrase is, 'are Wii gonna have a problem?' " *Takes out Wii revolver*

[@isaackelley5237]

Wiivolver

[@tgmthegolenminecart2496]

**wiivolver**

[@liammorgan9253]

You better *switch* up that attitude bud

[@zamthefox190]

@@liammorgan9253 lmao

[@liammorgan9253]

@@proxet2544 the ambulance gonna come like *wii U* *wii U*

[@timaeusdelpueblosecretodel6801]

3:15 Remember kids, it's not always love when you feel a buterfly in your stomach.

[@Linkis7]

that's a good one x)

[@AnimationStudioX]

Yes it is a good one

[@ljc6460]

Catapult: you like spending hours trying to line up a shot

[@mindbendersambition7014]

Snipers: am I a joke to u

[@melvinhotdogman6926]

AWP: I’m you but Stronger

[@taco2234]

Yup

[@DoodleZoo]

Grappling hook?

[@theodorepadden2010]

The trebuchet is better

[@Basic_Cat]

“Throwing Knives” “You’re either a JoJo or Touhou fan” _Dio_ _has_ _entered_ _the_ _chat_

[@themuffinman9307]

you've got it all wrong. his name is DIO not measly little Dio Brando...

[@guns3808]

*Sakuya has entered the chat*

[@LordSparkleBum]

Along with Diego Brando

[@MzferNebula]

MUDA

[@standuserelsargestandnamey8909]

Checkmate Da

[@geminine970]

Spoon : “You only use the most dangerous weapons.” Pen : Am I a joke to you?

[@randommemeboi9502]

nah it's the lego mines

[@yuephoria1583]

Fan: *Am I a Joke to u?*

[@trashib6781]

The spoon is the most dangerous weapon

[@warpear3330]

Nah, Spoons are better, but the most dangerous are the S P O R K S

[@epitaph7638]

Lego: *hold my lego city emergency set*

[@tatyanaglenn2235]

When he said ballista instead of trebuchet I felt like I wanted to go to the astral realm.

[@ehawhar]

I literally felt the same after he said catapult i was expecting trebuchet

[@ricorodriguez4085]

Bro he can’t get big crossbow right

[@skillsharekirby2048]

"Death Note: you're ridiculously overpowered." Bold words for someone within pen distance

[@Garden_Rat]

True

[@Castiel_Chuuya.irl.fr.]

Trueeee

[@Villager6883]

True my favourite weapon is mod abusing

[@AWACS_Eagle_Eye]

Pen distance as in stabbing distance cus i'm gonna go John Wick on Y'all.

[@sillygoobernumber3]

my favourite is the ‘no u card’

[@whysksksksavetheturtles2697]

What about LEGO? Me: * *THROWING LEGO AT MY BROTHERS FACE* *

[@pasdenom1799]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT O-O

[@thiccchungo1041]

You get a bunch of bricks and make a ball and then you yeet it at someone’s head

[@Smxkeyfn]

You should've said me: *scatter Lego bricks as land mine* I'm very disappointed in you for not saying that

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

XD

[@elusive-osmium]

Dont... that sounds like it would hurt.

[@wwbb5858]

*Ballista* : you're the chad version of the catapult Me: *angry trebuchet noises*

[@r_kayne]

And I'm pretty sure the picture was a catapult, too >:C why he gotido my boy the trebuchet like that

[@TheChaosCorvid]

@@r_kayne Nah it was a trebuchet, has the weight system.

[@GirlypopShotgun]

a man of culture

[@CafePancake]

WHERE IS THE TREBUCHET

[@swanoflove6833]

angr

[@SaltwaterTaffyz]

“You love the sound it makes when you hit someone with it” Yeah 🥰

[@ct3638]

A Robber "Hey kid give me your money" Me *pulls out my spoon* Robber 2 "Dude back up he has a spoon"

[@misterturkturkle]

🥄 _S P O O N G_

[@taaaaati]

This remembers me of incredible world of gumball

[@picklesandnori]

Lmao can relate

[@iamisgone4208]

Baseball bat

[@theLadyofSpoons]

nice that people are finally learning to respect the ultimate weapon

[@Katze123]

1:38 "Gas Bomb: You have stomach problems" Hitler:tf you say to me!

[@arianimations7832]

*laughs in Caustic player in Apex Legends*

[@kunoxx7]

**Laughs in genuine history nerd**

[@icyyou.]

*Now let’s not go that far.*

[@arianimations7832]

@@icyyou. *BUT WE SHALL*

[@totallycrazystudios1801]

@ But he gassed those in the concentration camps. But he didn't view them as human, so I guess he didn't see it as wrong. Though it is on so many levels.

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

"Infinity gauntlet: You're Thanos." Screen: *Y*

[@marlosuper]

TBH it should be just "You're", since You're is 6 letters and so is Thanos

[@chilliorganism]

Ćąť Łāmp I’m scared

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

It could also mean you're the main villain of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5, whose stand has the ability t-

[@felipkkk5547]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 Ah,the main villain,D-

[@puedenllamarmeDarkStar]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 you're toxic

[@dumbo21]

A certain pan lover said: "BONK BONK BONK, haha I'm runnin circles round ya chucklenuts"

[@deathtrooper199]

Spoon "You only use the most dangerous weapon" Me: Well according to my criminal records, it did say i'm a "cereal" killer.

[@BurnedDruid11]

john tanker my god. now i have a bone to pick with ya, prepare to recive a very bad time *Megalovania starts *

[@justcasual4214]

Lol

[@norhaizamustapa9872]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKu7daJqmbFqibc

[@mateiolteanu1916]

Wow Jojoke

[@annoyingkittycat6449]

Ice to meet you, snowman. ice puns are snow problem *your pun* Icy what you did there ;)

[@yeahidontexisthere2680]

Frying pan (again) Your either Eugene or Rapunzel, there is no difference

[@patrickstarnos2000]

What about demopanTF2?

[@Vik-.-]

Kushina from Naruto :)

[@personnoi713]

OR you like PubG

[@navnaviernav7253]

@Gacha Candy Wolfe it's a movie? An animated movie search up rapunzel on google

[@bulbasaur5190]

Or you'll play too much undertale

[@kickgum5701]

"Frying Pan: you like the sound it makes when you hit someone with it" Tf2 players: *yes*

[@squidward2001]

DEMO DEMOPAN DEMO DEMOPAN!

[@johnatingson8074]

DemoPan tf2

[@Felleryn1]

Demopan???

[@Soneone.]

Demopan

[@kaisercalvin1742]

Demopan? Demopan? DEMOPAN? (Pan crits and pan sounds intensify)

[@bluebreb9658]

The BFG 9000: “you want to be seen as a doom fan” or “you want the deathstar on your hands”

[@EndertheDragon0922]

You missed a great joke with the pickaxe: “You like Minecraft. Or Fortnite. Either way, you’re a minor!”

[@budadawg2955]

EndertheDragon0922 I mean your not wrong Every 7 year old: GIMMMMMEEEEE

[@dark_arts05]

My collage age student teacher is probably insulted lol

[@kiritoalt2657]

or both

[@iamokay04]

Efficiency V with Haste II. How did ya like that punk!!! Note: This is meant as a joke.

[@thefederation1506]

I mean I saw where it was going but I really wish Harry warden made it .but he's prob way to unkown

[@Jake-fe6pn]

Butterfly knife: “you’ve memorized a lot of cool knife tricks and you’ve also cut yourself to many times” **Laughs in spy main**

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

Well, of to visit your mothr!

[@crusaderye5408]

Pyro does not approve

[@CoolGuyFresh]

Same tbh

[@blastoid37]

CS:GO am I a joke to you?

[@thatmetalgearrisingfan8195]

What about heavy weapons guy

[@EquestriasAwesome]

"Are wii gonna have a problem? You've come so far why are you pulling on my wiimote?"

[@EquestriasAwesome]

@Amelia - BAHAHA-

[@veronica-yb9li]

are wii gonna have a problem? you gotta bone to pick?

[@x_moonlight_daisy_x8101]

Wow

[@bananapowers85]

I think wii should finish this chain.

[@Ry-Ren]

Wii am I here

[@beckioldham4448]

Big axe: “you want to show off your exp helluva boss skills or you freaking love Millie.”

[@NeoWallin-km9fk]

Lmao

[@dugfgcc]

🌌GREAT 🌠

[@williamsomlai141]

Spoon: “you only use the most dangerous weapons” Me: is using a spoon to eat cereal Everyone else: hiding in the bomb proof bunker with rocket launchers aimed at me

[@dragodx8238]

Oh my gosh, HE'S GOT A SPOON!

[@Shyuki_the_Snep]

(Whispering) Prepare to get spooned ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@not.sentinel.87]

MR. OBAMA GET DOWN!!!

[@weAreAll-GoingtoDie]

@@not.sentinel.87 mr trump you can go uuuh find oil

[@crabson914]

“Brass Knuckles” You’re Knuckles. “You have faith in your fists.” Dang it. “And you love Knuckles.” *Close enough.*

[@MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX]

Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle.

[@kim-gq3fy]

@@MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX I'd rather flex my muscles

[@theangelgamer157]

Your next line is " How did you know about the brass knuckles?!" toyu!

[@kim-gq3fy]

@@theangelgamer157 ruined it

[@mayafellasleep3937]

@@kim-gq3fy you're just like my uncle

[@colorron8]

3:40 MVPerry: "You're thanos" Video: *Y*

[@sushamamohapatra2485]

And 0:22 is wrong

[@n0_nxme_]

1:52 also blinding yourself when in dark conditions and when firing without hearing protection - deafening your self (the last one applies to all guns, gunshots are loud)

[@Sophia_Grace_12_17]

Him: You like the sound the frying pan makes * dose not mention Rapunzel * Rapunzel: Am I a joke to you?

[@thedipermontshow]

Or ana or paula from the mother series

[@diddykong521]

Well at least there was a TF2 reference

[@terucks740]

what about *"what your clothes says about you" (:?*

[@tabssensei2177]

Ninja suit : Your a weeb or me.

[@labistellaire3983]

None: ol up

[@meruem908]

69 likes

[@tabssensei2177]

Nope seventy

[@thatonekideveryonehates9933]

God, I hope this happens

[@bushboi]

Leaver-action rifle : you like confirming the kill Big bore hunting rifle : you like feeling the confirmed kill in recoil form

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

.50 caliber rifle: You wanna put a thumb in it.

[@-4vv4]

Scissors: You’re a big fan of Genocide Jill

[@cymbaline7356]

You caught me-

[@risinika2800]

You're Yandere-chan

[@Yuukeiyesterday]

Spear: you are nagito komaeda

[@mickytherat8020]

@@Yuukeiyesterday don't you mean bagel

[@Yuukeiyesterday]

@@mickytherat8020 omg yes xdd

[@youraverageskinnylegend9512]

Frying pan: You love the sound it makes when you hit someone with it. Me: Or you're Rapunzel in a defensive mode!

[@vickyzabala9930]

True i thught he was going tp say

[@kiw1959]

“butterfly knife” me: laughs in spy

[@acrispywaffleiron4014]

INTRUDER ALERT!!!

[@Idiot_King-2750]

Red spy in the base

[@Epicteapot]

Soldier : A RED SPY IS IN THE BAS!?!

[@brosephstalin7369]

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

[@Idiot_King-2750]

@@brosephstalin7369 hut hut hut yo a little help here

[@Nyluere]

Ballista: You see it as a crossbow that destroys buildings instead of people Coconut: average monkey enjoyer. Odachi: You like the brutal version of a katana. Mortar: you think cannons don’t have enough range/destructive power

[@huss4r1813]

Mortars are actually meant to be smaller shorter range cannons to be used by common infantry instead of specially trained gunners so i think you meant cannons have to much range and are too powerful

[@wizowiso6349]

Lance: you like stabbing people on horses Me: laughs in Dragonite EDIT: Thanks for this many likes I never got this much ever before

[@Another-Distortion]

Lance: * Spams Full Restore like a Rich Psycho *

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

Laughs in indigenous infantry

[@georgyekimov4577]

me laughs at lancer

[@mathisriquier9747]

Scissor: you're a either a hairdresser or a yandere

[@iminsidethewalls8141]

*Sad Kill La Kill noises

[@fernshaw7959]

I'm pretty sure genocider sho is both

[@brucelectro2761]

Also, you’re Genocide Jack

[@EpicKek]

@@iminsidethewalls8141 *sad ryuko matoi noises

[@不只是谁所无名找小二]

#dansai buri no crime edge...

[@Cha1monAi]

”Chancla: you’re an angry hispanic mom” heh the thing is.... *i use it on my friends*

[@loveshiningstar]

No, it's aphmau's mom.

[@Cha1monAi]

Kris Haynes maybe he got it from aphmau

[@karmathefallenangel8070]

XD

[@karmathefallenangel8070]

Kris Haynes YEP!

[@cake3772]

Lmao i can relate to thiissss

[@lindildeev5721]

Spoon : you're the sheriff of Nottingham Razor : you're a mad barber

[@zumby]

My favorite game *IS* Russian roulette I lost 4 times and won 6

[@ghostievee8134]

Immortal

[@thunderbolt8702]

Hol’ up

[@tottalynotkinggeorgeiii8479]

Same! I won 7 times and lost 3 times XD

[@Paya-hx6eu]

Jessica Arellanes r/WOOOOSH

[@incognitomode6223]

@@Paya-hx6eu Did they actually just told us how death works? Maybe they're joking? Wtf?

[@zvx-dev]

*you wanna cut everything in sight* No i just like to spin it around until it flies into my TV

[@necrobynerton7384]

besides that, its curved tiny blade has some uses, besides the sharp point

[@maskedfrown_6610]

Yeet

[@denniking5804]

Me too

[@priscilla7435]

Are "Wii" gonna have a problem You best to "switch" that attitude up "Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U "

[@tact1caapp133]

I think "Wii" are going to have to " Advance" your "Gameboy" 😤

[@priscilla7435]

😶 I feel targeted

[@sus-fx5qi]

You're playing a dangerous GameBoy

[@tact1caapp133]

@@priscilla7435 Don't feel like that! " Wii " are only kidding around 👉😉👉

[@tact1caapp133]

@@sus-fx5qi "Wii" will see about that.

[@taimindemuuya8222]

Person with walking cane: get of my lawn😡😡😡!!!!!

[@destroidhak2556]

Broom: "you're a witch or a janitor" Both. He's both.

[@undomesticatedhuman]

WITCH JANITOR WITCH JANITOR WITCH JANITOR WITCH JANITOR WITCH JANITOR WITCH JANITOR WI- *gets hit with a broom*

[@Momo_Kawashima]

"Switchblade: you're literally every gangster" Now now, I have a switchblade, I am italian, I have a group of friends I have stuff to do with, but I'm no gangster come on

[@_fedmar_]

Are you seriously italian? Beacause I am...

[@Momo_Kawashima]

@@_fedmar_ certo

[@Momo_Kawashima]

@@giovannijimenez9770 what

[@_fedmar_]

@@Momo_Kawashima Di dove? Io di Roma

[@Momo_Kawashima]

@@_fedmar_ AH Roma anch'io, Roma sud

[@shrexyavocado7828]

When he said trident I thought he was gonna say “ you are half-blood trash “

[@so_much_for_jj]

Sabre: you’re in colorguard Rifle: you’re in colorguard Flag: you’re in colorguard

[@echodalizard]

My favorite weapon is a fire axe, because it has all the great qualities of normal axe, but a pointed tip on the other side Fire Axe - You’re either a firefighter or a maniac.

[@filipt9931]

or pyro from tf2

[@tom7845]

Lol

[@Sml_Clipsss]

Or a the shining fantic

[@-svet]

I prefer the normal axe, the fire axe is too colorful

[@Darkness19Z]

Butterfly knife: You either memorized a ton of cool knife tricks or YOU'RE A ENEMY SPY!!

[@theemiilgshow9685]

#relateable

[@thenightmareyoutube8375]

r/unexpectedtf2

[@Naifrexz]

Karambit

[@dapperfield595]

Pie

[@thediamondapril5273]

For scissors it should have been “you’re lesbien”

[@vh2787]

spell much?

[@maximshehu8775]

Me: just glues the nokia and spoon together

[@yeetusmann1796]

Scissor: “You’re a crazy doctor” Me, trying to Über Heavy’s Mega Baboon: *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

[@arizona1598]

Me, wondering what’s wrong with my doctor while I have my chest split open and I’m still awake: *nervous laughing^

[@zeusgloriani7712]

I dont the joke

[@mayordog4522]

Me wondering why I’m bullet proof while my doctor laughs maniacally *confused screaming*

[@funkykong2776]

*B A B O O N U T E R U S P E N*

[@lelmorelel8972]

Noice TF2

[@itsdots3093]

The Other Possible Quotes For The Butterfly Knife: You Always Use Spy In TF2

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Or: "You tried to get it too many times on CS:GO"

[@itsdots3093]

@@ChaplainPhantasm I Didn't Think Of That But That Was Funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KwilliDunggg]

Flintlock Pistol - "You want to be a pirate captain or you just love blitzo"

[@trevevern6788]

"Well Jesus Christ on a stick I guess there really is a god" (POP)

[@mrafton5254]

Damn I watch that show

[@qubek533]

Or officer (I mean, high ranked)

[@larrychilders6599]

Or you love Linkara

[@darandomhuman7473]

Both..

[@unde4dmemesauce]

Alternate for Switchblade: You also have the hair comb version, and always bring that to a fight instead of the knife every time.

[@thorodinson292]

European sword: you want to go on a crusade Boomerang: you like sokka

[@core_hobo2622]

I wanna go on a crusade :0

[@thorodinson292]

@@core_hobo2622 deus vult brother, deus vult.

[@Usedtobepg]

Yes but it’s also a boomer version of ang. 🪃

[@thorodinson292]

@@Usedtobepg get out.

[@Usedtobepg]

Haha

[@dylanwills1138]

0:48 "Some murders take seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now this murder... takes YEARS!"

[@a.k.8870]

Actually, it takes about 3 hours, depending on how much you sharpen it and which technique you use.

[@irohanijiue3417]

@@a.k.8870 cool!

[@Diz_Y]

@@a.k.8870 Actually, it takes about 30 minutes~1 hour, depending on where you hit.

[@kyedeguzman2905]

@@Diz_Y actually it takes a few second if you sharpen it enough and aim for the heart

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

If you put enough strength behind it and hit the right spot, it's just as good as a knife

[@HellishCube]

"Spoon" Scooping out eyes Hmmmmm... It's not that bad tho-

[@lukeowski]

you can do that with literally any knife or hands

[@mayatea1895]

@@lukeowski scooping out eyes with a spoon seems more satisfying......

[@purplepepperoni3646]

@@mayatea1895 your comment needs more likes bc it’s true 🤭

[@mayatea1895]

@@purplepepperoni3646 :p

[@changqingqiu3188]

SPOON? SCOOPER- I- YES FNAF.

[@CrozyCross]

Nice vid dude next time can u make one with flintlock firearm or flintlock riffle or sniper

[@joshuaguzman6211]

0:49 Only Cereal killers of the highest class can wield such killing tool

[@normalhumanperson4149]

Budum tss

[@dingus1399]

“Scissors: You’re A Crazy Doctor” or im too broke to afford a karambit

[@tako2183]

Or a 3 year old child

[@Jesus-oh6nb]

Wozwald pfp

[@dingus1399]

Itz Vurutah exactly

[@dingus1399]

Mister KS im jelly

[@sc3n3r4t3]

Or you're Toko Fukawa

[@RootbeerGuzzler]

" Molotov Cocktail " Me: * the last of us flashbacks *

Lmao

[@triassictv6437]

2:16 I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE Finally someone respects my love for fire

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

Cat: You like hands. Butterfly Knife: You’re a spy.

[@witheringflies]

Don't you mean doppio, Look at your username.

[@Te_n_shi]

What a weird thing to have in common with a butterfly knife

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

Ya boi mista, i know lol

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

Kira Yoshikage, it’s a TF2 thing.

[@dapperfield595]

**french snort**

[@rhoo3605]

Me: Weapon of choice: Scythe You love decapitating grass head's

[@lemoncardboard4354]

Writes down your name in the death note*

[@arianimations7832]

Scythe You like the swooshing sound when you swing it around. Or your an edge lord

[@iistxrryscxnt6352]

That was my weapon choice-

[@SuperNova-lb7lm]

You love to zero to death with sick combos

[@hyphenq]

@@SuperNova-lb7lm who you main?

[@Raph___A]

Shield should've been "Your favorite anime is 'The Rising of the Shield Hero'"

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

“Or you like Shield Knight”

[@pureheart2398]

Or "i dont want to get hurt so ill put all my points into defense"... Thats an actual anime and a great one at that.

[@evros7753]

@@pureheart2398 ok

[@Trainboy1EJR]

Shield? I think you mean *Smashing Board!*

[@MarcusWeatherman]

Energy Sword = Ultimate Gaming Sword Me: Yes Subconscious: BALLISTA IS NOT CATAPULT, BALLISTA IS NOT CATAPULT.

[@amgydanomaly]

haters: *calling me an weirdo me: UNO REVERSE CARD

[@potato7540]

It's over xxxnightxbirdxxx I have the highground

[@amgydanomaly]

@@potato7540 k?

[@pantzrat6273]

Bully: YOUR A LOSER Me: UNO REVERSE Bully: *seizure*

[@amgydanomaly]

Haters: YoU aRe sO DuMb me: UNO REVERSE CARD

[@elizabethafton7331]

Me when me friends say fnaf sucks

[@toastyturtle6061]

“Are wii gonna have a problem?” Me instinctively: you got a bone to pick?

[@gichon]

*megalovania starts playing in the background*

[@humanthehomospaian1461]

You wanna have a bad time

[@gichon]

@@humanthehomospaian1461 *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*

[@SkeweredGlaive]

@@gichon *It turns out its only b e e f b o s s*

[@gichon]

@@SkeweredGlaive *E A R R A P E I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@oopsiekan]

"harpoons" I though he was going to say "you're Tom from Eddsworld"

[@jxpiter3571]

Y e s- I was actually waiting for someone to bring up Eddsworld-

[@sunwukong9251]

Ah yes, Eddsworld.

[@Arabizin0]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[@jimmyjambalaya17]

Saaame

[@jrjr3551]

Yes

[@thebeginnerdude7860]

1:05 CAUGHT ME! great job there caught me

[@sillyfella2009]

"You like the ultimate gaming sword" The Crucible wants to know your location

[@oinkytheink1228]

CAN YOU STOP YELLING SHAXX NO I AM NOT OLD

[@seekingvictories]

Destiny is a great game

[@311-FOUR-TWENTY]

DOOM be like

[@toxicity9494]

Warning slayer has entered the facility

[@flxmingo7757]

"the slayer has entered the facility"

[@gachae5532]

Mom: why you crying Me: because I tapped on the video to hard. Mom: I’m not buying you a new one

[@chomusucke192]

Javelin: ‘Shows an actual picture of a javelin’ Me: What are you gonna lock on to that damn tank and throw at it, then somehow the tank explodes?

[@tanzepei1985]

If given choices for everyday carry, my ideal stuff will be... On the belt 1. A Taurus Model 85 revolver with a 3-inch barrel and Crimson Trace laser sight grip 2. A pair of stainless steel, chain-linked or folding handcuffs 3. Sabre Red Magnum 120 Extra Large OC spray 4. A tactical flashlight that has a strobe mode. Better if can double as a dazzler. 5. A Bonowi EKA Camlock 21" steel mechanical baton 6. A Taser X26P, X2 or Taser 10 7. A Glock 19 Gen 5 or CZ P07 9mm pistol, or FN 5-7 in a suspended holster Concealed carry 1. A Taurus Model 85 revolver with a 3-inch barrel and Crimson Trace laser sight grip 2. A pair of stainless steel, chain-linked or folding handcuffs 3. Sabre Red Magnum 120 Extra Large OC spray 4. A Bonowi EKA Camlock 21" steel baton and 5. A slim-framed, 15-round 9mm pistol for ankle concealed carry, like an Arex Delta or SIG Sauer P365 XMacro My two favourite primary weapons would be the FN SCAR L and the ST Kinetics SAR 21. The latter is my home country's own assault rifle.

[@risinika2800]

Throwing knives: you're either JoJo or Touhou fan. True. I love Sakuya.

[@user-mizuhashi]

Who doesn't love?

[@Picmiz]

Spear (again) You’re Undyne

[@jasonvoorheesv1nce904]

Nah, I'm a Roman Legionary

[@a_handful_of_laziness1114]

Ayyye wassup fellow Undertale fan

[@Picmiz]

A_Handful_of_Laziness 11 AYYYYYY, nothing much homie :3

[@counteleven]

Ye

[@Snaathegoose]

Gifted Riley Bee or Kyoko

[@antoanetaedreva5088]

My two favourites, death note and uno reverse cards.

[@insaneurysm]

What about shoes

[@FacelessAhhmf]

What about the Belt?

[@FacelessAhhmf]

@GOC no its just based on Anime

[@Mk1Astraomega]

I'd personally like Railgun, Shotgun that shoots grenades, a energy pistol with a coin to flip and deflect projectiles, a minigun that has a magnetic pole which that you can attach to anything and pull your bullets, A rocket launcher which you can stop for a bit of time and you can fly with it, a crossbow that shoots saws instead of arrows, and lastly, a punch that can parry bullets.

[@CardsundRoses69420666]

Thanos:I am inevitable*snaps* Iron man:*Shows Uno Reverse Card* Thanos:*Starts to disappear*

[@remi2472]

Me: uhhh my favourite weapon a shotgun maybe? Mvperry: A spoon! Me:*flashbacks to when I had that one dream where I went on a killing spree and only killed people with a spoon. * Me: oh ;_;

[@phroggy313]

You’re John wick 2.0

[@randondude5388]

Hol up

[@zeemonrollin8340]

ya, fighting is fun. Did you also have a crazed moment where you suddenly smile and completely wreck everyone?

[@polmeronoavila5655]

Wut

[@picklesandnori]

we need an anime where the main character just straight up fights with a comically large spoon

[@nickichambers9328]

Scissors: There's a 90% chance your favorite danganropa character is Sho.

[@theoneandonly9195]

wasn't that the crazy doctor

[@theoneandonly9195]

00:34

[@myrealitymapple6123]

OMG YES THAT WAS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY

[@myrealitymapple6123]

ALSO ITS SYO LFMAO

[@beavisbunghole]

Sho rules

[@SUPERLEAF026]

The frying pan is so powerful that even a nerf gun cannot destroy it. That thing does more damage than a toothbrush or a pencil. This is the best weapon in the history of mankind.

[@bj_wolflover1838]

Once again, you forgot: *the almighty stick*

[@trouvaillx5779]

Yes you are right my stick T-T

[@Strongesttypemoonprotag]

Mhhhmmmm You Cant Touch My Stick

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

Stupid gacha

[@freehugs9601]

Copper shortsword even more useless than this

[@JeremyFinch42]

Frying pan: You like the sound it makes when you hit people. Deadcell's latest DLC: *_FRYING PAN NUNCHUCKS_*

[@pancakr1987]

4:42 Roses are red The Death Star is round “It is over Anakin, I have the high ground.”

[@Nani-yd1hq]

Genius

[@ismaelvillalta3407]

Lol!🤣🤣🤣

[@andanmmartens2297]

You underestimate my power

[@ismaelvillalta3407]

Don’t try it.

[@RevilDoesStuff]

Fireman's Axe : You're William Afton

[@Loserpig]

Nunchucks: you like ninjas and tmnt

[@naurorasen8063]

It’s tmnt not tnmt

[@domainexpansion-boosiefade]

cowabunga

[@benshapiro4597]

Samurai jack

[@trsm7228]

Him: Steel fans Me, a PG3D player: Whimpers nervously

[@areitransparent2790]

The best weapon: Stupid people that’s never take something seriously in the right time and takes everything seriously in the wrong timing are the best weapon.

[@jazzycakes6294]

Poison💕 It's underhanded, sometimes undetectable, can either be quick or slow, painless or excruciating, and there are so many to choose from! Poisons are definitely my favorite.

[@duchi882]

*My Favorite Weapon:* 1. Yandere Waifu

[@cake3772]

I- *This is the most accurate comment so far*

[@Aura96968]

Damn u Crazy lol

[@NightmareKana]

YEEE

[@ThunderCrims]

aaaAAAYAAAANNOOOO!

[@xxgalaxy-kittyxxuvu5938]

AYANO AND YUNO!!!!!!!!!!!

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

Switchblade: "you are literally all gangsters" Spy of tf2: am i a joke to you

[@ano_der_orca]

Spy use butterfly knife

[@doylela7891]

NaRaNcIa GaNg

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

@@ano_der_orca a

[@joaquincobas2223]

@@ano_der_orca and a switchblade

[@riderstrano783]

And a kunai, and an icicle

[@misterturkturkle]

3:07 MVPerry: Ballista Also MVPerry: shows a trebuchet

[@misterturkturkle]

@Gayge Schroyer am goose lurn 2 taxonomy son

[@ninjachickn9952]

I'm so glad he included the spoon. It's like a shovel, but tiny. The perfect weapon I've ever used and will use

[@startygernebulla2088]

CHANCLA You're an angry Hispanic Mom YES. RESPECT THE HOLY CHANCLA

[@michaelsizer5112]

Very true I come from a family of Hispanics

[@damnyejustgotbewitchedbyth2802]

Asopotamadreweytengomiedo

[@raisarrt6348]

Pepecapasappa Epic Gamer x2

[@LazyPillowCase]

This is true to most asians The thing we fear the most

[@iigacha_queenii3489]

chancla: ur an angry coco's daughter me: (cosplays as coco's daughter from coco)... what?

[@justarandomperson1242]

1:40 holy ship when be said that my stomach literally growled

[@x_moonlight_daisy_x8101]

Whaaaat

[@Axxelotl]

Me to

[@Moldy_soup]

.......

[@aminaismail3867]

"halo energy sword: you like the ultimate gaming weapon" I. LOVE. THAT.